Adam Hills - The Dutch Are Nicer Than Canadians

#AdamHills is confused by #Montreal politics and has a theory that the #Dutch might overtake #Canadians as the most polite people in the world.
Adam Hills stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2014.
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[@jeschoofs]

Im dutch and im surprised other country’s don’t just laugh at everything

[@kevinTG554]

Niks gaat serieus hier

[@merlijnslewe9278]

Zelfde

[@garyesajas]

Niet grappig

[@zoeycassidy194]

As an Afrikaner we laugh at everything 😂

[@zoeycassidy194]

Aaha South Africans laugh at everything so much there’s memes about our president being made whilst he’s still talking on tv.

[@annevh9315]

The funniest thing to me is that I am Dutch and also did not understand what hymen was and still uncomfortably wanted to laugh at the joke, just like his Dutch audience. Also his Dutch impression was hysterical(ly bad)

[@Snibble]

Same... well I didn't try to laugh tho. And his impression was pretty good! For someone from Denmark or Sweden :)

[@JenovaDoll]

It's the Dutch accent from Austin Powers

[@DForce26]

I know... And I laughed 😁

[@hb-kw4mr]

hetzelfde hahah

[@SimplyLimbo]

@@JenovaDoll they gave goldmember also this 'sj' sound.

[@donelsw6676]

"And apparently there's a Canadian mafia and they run this town am I right?......... no one wants to talk about it okay". I find this absolutely hilarious 🤣

[@TTTzzzz]

Don't make fun of the Dutch, you will regret it.

[@koningwillum2777]

Peter Tholen yeh we will make a random island with powerfull water cannons and destroy a city

[@tb9087]

Peter Tholen Why is that? Are the Dutch not familiair with humor?

[@koningwillum2777]

T B are YOU familiar with humor? ;-;

[@tb9087]

@@koningwillum2777 I think so

[@renejagers743]

@@tb9087 clearly the joke fell into the water

[@LDN_MZK]

"a bit of plastic and a pen". Great Punch, I coughed my coffee into my hand.

[@ninakempenaar6085]

I am Dutch and I do know what that is😂. The dutch accent is not accurate at all btw.

[@MA-ck4wu]

It actually is. Pay attention to the ''S''- sound.

[@dreamingng6752]

@@MA-ck4wu bro it isnt

[@kevinpronk123]

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

[@douwehuysmans5959]

Kokosnoten zijn geen specerijen, makker

[@mypeepeeisstuckhelpbysubsc4738]

Douwe Huysmans zout

[@PerfectAlibi1]

@@douwehuysmans5959 Ze zijn nog steeds handelswaar. :D

[@thesolomonsagas4416]

the 'maybe he will move on' accent was ON SPOT!! so funny!

[@lv8708]

Grappig als het uitgelegd moet worden. Hilariteit alom.

[@anglerfish61]

lmaooo

[@orionstrongman2656]

Read the comments, nobody picked it. His Dutch impression is modelled off of Johan van der Smut, aka Goldmember (Austin Powers 3). You see he is Aussie and in his 40's, so yeah his reference would be derived from Johan van der Smut. Even the laugh is exactly like Mike Myers' fictional character (awkward laugh) hahahaha (clapping hands).. Goldmember...

[@You-mr3lo]

It's THE NETHERLANDS!!!!!!!!!!! Not holland.. Holland are just 2 provinces of the Country

[@Anna-loves-you]

Dat zeggen alleen zeikerds die niet in de Randstad wonen 😂😂😂

[@You-mr3lo]

@@Anna-loves-you dat zijn er nog altijd meer dan de inwoners van Holland, vriend.

[@Tyronejizz]

@@You-mr3lo met de economische kracht van een dood paard

[@TomGamerMC]

@@Anna-loves-you you may be thinkin its a good life, its rlly not

[@MeVsMyLife]

Love this

[@NLTops]

Pretty funny skit but it's clear to any Dutch person that he doesn't know our culture at all. xD We are known for our directness which to some other cultures comes across as straight up rudeness. We don't like bullshit. You can make shit look like chocolate, but it will still smell like shit.

[@patriciarimke]

Yep, I'm Dutch and didn't know the word🤣🤣🙈

[@Bb0909sh7]

the dutch accent is so wrong

[@SimplyLimbo]

Ikr ? I dont know where people get this SJ sound from. If there is one nation who can speak write and read english properly its the dutch by a far stretch.

[@BanlieueBaby]

@@SimplyLimbo Only dutch ppl think they speak good english.. yh for a non english country they decent but comparing yourself w/ english speaking nations is laughable.

[@SimplyLimbo]

@@BanlieueBaby obviously you never have been in Holland. Im Dutch, i speak english perfectly, write it, and understand irish, english accents, australian, etc. I read Shakespeare, Lord Byron, Miltons Paradise lost, T.S. Elliot, and many more. But lets assume i didnt... i still speak 4 other ones, and most europeans at least 2 or 3, like the Dutch. So when you, yourself, can have a conversation in a foreign language, and master some others, your're allowed to school me... And not "only dutch ppl think they speak good english"...

[@Denz2799]

@@BanlieueBaby the thing is, the accent is still completely wrong😂. It doesn't make any sense. A Dutch person speaking English with a Dutch accent doesn't sound remotely like this guy.

[@MA-ck4wu]

@@Denz2799 They do, it's the ''S'' sound.

[@levischuurmans9400]

Love the fact I had to look up the joke just now. I'm Dutch. 😂

[@TheKeystoneChannel]

What was the answer?

[@levischuurmans9400]

@@TheKeystoneChannel I already forgot... 😅

[@newjones1754]

I don't get the joke of Misty the swimmer. oh i should have waited a minute.

[@MA-ck4wu]

Dutch people overestimate their level of English. I bet they didn't get most of the other jokes that night, either.

[@y-complex2379]

jaja, tuurlijk lmao

[@MVEProducties]

Haha..that’s a Scottish accent 😁

[@kickssass]

im Dutch and i thought hymen was ass. and ass is pretty much allways funny in a joke. so i laugh.

[@TheKeystoneChannel]

I am Dutch, but I don't get the joke ....I thought it was a puzzle we needed to figure out...I still haven't

[@jochumm6099]

Dat zijn wij zeker.

[@sibylsaint]

I think it's great that his phone-grabbing joke bombed. Grabbing another person's phone and airing their dirty laundry?? Nevermind that it was the phone company. It's still creepy and invasive and I would be absolutely pissed.

[@heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy]

Boo hoo have a cry mate lmao

[@rafox66]

@@heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy That's the thing you see, if you do not respect boundaries you will end up being the one that's crying.

[@roy_for_real2674]

we don't learn those words first indeed

[@SimplyLimbo]

Maagdenvlies lol

[@Nowaynoway50]

Wtf is that accent . He sound like sid from ice age

[@Jfat69]

don't impersonate dutch if you don't get it....

[@gradeacontent-o1751]

He's like an australian harland williams

[@Raycheetah]

Yes, but (and I'm asking this as an American), who the hell is Roger? =0[.]o=

[@softlightlaboratory]

You're gay now

[@Raycheetah]

@@softlightlaboratory Is that how you cruise for new boyfriends? Good luck with that! =^[.]^=

[@softlightlaboratory]

@@Raycheetah see your gay and no body likes you...

[@CJ_Pharaoh]

I don't know why but . . . I'm getting Liam neeson vibes . . .

[@AvneetKaur-ow7vj]

I just know the hymen of biology related to female reproductive system apart from that Idk what you meant

[@sibylsaint]

That's the joke. They have the name of a female body part.

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

Yes. Anyone with an IQ of 98 knows what that is

[@daphnethunnissen]

Im dutch😂

[@samerjuffer3482]

Daphne Thunnissen hou je spekkie dicht

[@mementomori4817]

Ain't we all tho?

[@RedbadvanRijn-ft3vv]

He should take a lesson from Hans Teeuwen. His jokes are so ,,,i would say 60s. But damn,we had monty phyton back then. So its back in stone age a gues

[@Widdekuu91]

Exactly the same as his other (already uploaded) video. Same intonation and everything. So not to be rude, but I've already seen literally everything, on another channel, about 5 years ago.

[@Snibble]

Sean Connery is not 30 y.o. :(

[@arrielradja5522]

Me an Indonesian wacth this:🙃

[@sander5457]

Dutch accent not even close

[@TheNotoriousKRP]

Aha ha ha.

[@corriedebeer799]

maagden being dutch for virgin and vlies being dutch for meat. Yep dutch is a pretty descriptive language, maybe a little too descriptive at times

[@mariadebake5483]

Vlies doesn't mean meat. Which is vlees by the way. Vlies means something like "fleece" or a very thin layer over something like f.e. film that's spread over an item. Not sure if I explained correctly but it's definitifly not meat.

[@corriedebeer799]

@@mariadebake5483 I was thinking about vleis which is meat vlies is more like flesh. Reading is hard

[@mariadebake5483]

@@corriedebeer799 And you don't know much of the dutch language if you think that

[@bramvanduijn8086]

@@corriedebeer799 FYI vlees is flesh in Dutch. Fleisch is flesh in German.

[@GerhardtRoos]

Membrane is a more accurate translation.

[@Florensr]

Why is this guy trying to speak with an German accent? The Dutch don't speak German....

[@runajxhrxnx1502]

I can say that its nether dutch or german

[@mementomori4817]

That's an accent from Sweden or Denmark or something but NOT from anywhere near the Netherlands

[@Ludifant]

Best Dutch accent I ever heard from an australian and even brits. Amazing..

[@jefthabisschop238]

Lol he stole this joke.

[@ruhalfoyls]

from who? let me guess you seen him do this joke on an other stage and since all white people look alike it has to be aome one els.

[@estelleromanova3171]

What a stupid jokes

[@jessevangans2195]

it's not even funny

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

It was hilarious. You're probably American

[@jessevangans2195]

​@@dcmastermindfirst9418 No, I'm Dutch. He's trying to imitate a Dutch accent but that's more a German accent. If we don't laugh at your jokes, don't blame us, you're just not funny. Instead of some self-reflection now he wants to be funny at the expense of the Dutch people.

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

@@jessevangans2195 Even worse. Clogs aren't real shoes.

[@jessevangans2195]

@@dcmastermindfirst9418 🙂

[@blackcorp0001]

Stopped being funny a while back...must of run out of good material