John Marston Goes For A Walk

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[@soundslikepizza]

This is so funny and I have no idea why 😂

[@random_person6665]

Can agree

[@oatman0]

Perfectly defines my feelings about this

[@rogueraccoon1840]

Bro you're giving me gta 4 Flashbacks man those were how the drunk physics were lol 🤣🤣

[@apolishnapoleoniclancer7988]

It indeed is

[@soundslikepizza]

Yes! Haha

[@punishedghost4970]

Uncle's just like "That boy ain't right." 😂

[@thomasmcginley7944]

"Oh John, now you got lumbago too!

[@LuiTrully]

Nothing like to start your day with a morning walk 🤠

[@fenriredits447]

And falling off a cliff😂

[@Slayedcoom]

This is me trying to look cool in front of my crush

[@reddeadfan-jz7sx]

yes the good old drunk walk fall over fall off a cliff trick always works, trust me

[@gameingwithyodaandme8073]

@@reddeadfan-jz7sx are you drunk?

[@edgeofspace8655]

Oh my god we have the same profile picture

[@thegreatmammon5403]

Uncle there just like “wtf bruh”👁👄👁

[@soundslikepizza]

Hahaha

[@dundy7691]

You mean John has Infinate Lumbago.

[@JB-xl2jc]

H... hello John....

[@Lagmaster33]

It's like John is crazy drunk but tries to play it cool because Abigail is watching

[@soundslikepizza]

Bahaha this is my fave comment

[@emissaryofthecows3389]

Dutch: In Beaver Hollow, cold and having a mental breakdown over his past mistakes haunting him night and day John, living his best life:

[@AdamGilbert5530]

*Dutch having to live with terrible calls, and the people he killed* John in the corner: “You eat babies!” (Continues to dick around)

[@Fordzik9933]

John: I go home Uncle: John this is a barn John: Shut up old man

[@terminaator0073]

This has to be some of the funniest crap I’ve seen all week 😂

[@soundslikepizza]

🤠

[@cuteandfluffypikachu3405]

I think John is mocking me as I walk like that on a regular basis 🤣🤣🤣😂

[@RobbinRams]

Love it😂 and quick tip to make a shorts video use 1920x1080 I made this mistake before

[@biggestd0gg276]

Hey bro

[@ouz1788]

Hi verified person can we be a friend

[@uncolored2060]

Hi verified person can we be strangers

[@dylh2967]

I love and miss this classic rdr1 drunk walk you have John doing, it's a shame they didn't have it in rdr2 vanilla

[@Frost59]

John: Oh man I need to piss That is actually a line you get when drunk

[@kakashidaddyole8123]

And when your kinda drunk and in your horse either he whistles or sings a song

[@Frost59]

@@kakashidaddyole8123 Indeed. I think its a really cool thing they added to the game. Its pretty funny

[@Frost59]

@@f1zzlest1ckzz22 well idk if John says it but it happened when I played as Arthur lol I got drunk at the Saint Denis docks

[@shinitaisenpai9057]

@@kakashidaddyole8123 singing while being intoxicated and inside your horse sounds morally very wrong and also illegal.

[@Daxthefox_YT]

yes

[@danegerdane]

This is literally how John walks in rdr1 when "drunk"

[@Mr_Blonde-ru9kd]

The thumbnail gave me legitimate bad feels

[@svartvarg9778]

Please, don't bring that up, it suppose to be funny 😢

[@professionalgamer6522]

0:23 Reminds me of when you get drunk in Rdr1

[@uncrewedeye0402]

You can get drunk In rdr1?

[@danegerdane]

@@uncrewedeye0402 yes and its so goofy its basically just walking while ragdolling at the same time

[@ayushbhoir7336]

Uncle was like: My god this looks severe than my *TERMINAL LUMBAGO*!!😨

[@haveataco6040]

Um, Mr. Marston? Are you ok? Arthur was right. The wolves did ate half of John's brain. Sad times, my friends.

[@surprisedguy7375]

* eat *

[@haveataco6040]

@@surprisedguy7375 oh. I thought it was ate. Becausee it's a past word. Idk I'm more dumber than this spaghetti leg jackass.

[@surprisedguy7375]

@@haveataco6040 nah u ain't dumb, English is confusing for all of us.

[@surprisedguy7375]

@Queen OfKillSs hey, I was just trying to help, I'm sorry.

[@surprisedguy7375]

@Queen OfKillSs yeah I understand, it's ok.

[@Z0MBI2Z]

Even uncle was concerned

[@rogueraccoon1840]

John had too much to drink at the saloon 🤣🤣

[@yourpersonalmusician]

This is my new comfort video. Something about it gives off such a beautiful charm to which I could never be sad while watching it.

[@ry0ruma]

i was expecting it to transition to him being absolutely spawn camped by 20 soldiers 😂

[@ay_Toast7]

John marston undead nightmare rdr2

[@AtilonWoW]

It's as if Arthur's Ghost is pushing him to work

[@spiritofthewarriors6225]

It's what happened when you drinks too much moonshine

[@s.hitman]

red dead redemption 1 drunk physics

[@Neo-Ghoul]

All of it is comedy gold, even when John fell of the cliff

[@Bryan-gq3wp]

0:31 Me when I see a Something beautiful but I’m on a cliff:

[@fernandom.varela1109]

Drunk John Marston walking circa 1911

[@m.d.x8197]

he walk like TABS

[@antoinemall7585]

I imagine Abigail shouting "Pathetic!"

[@lyn1707]

When your so drunk you start moonwalking

[@Defa_Noob]

John after getting all the gold from Micah

[@Fordzik9933]

Actually this is blackwater gold

[@Ciresaveuc]

should have ended with a view of the inside of the barn, john tipped over, gets back up walks out the barn doors, then hard cut to john getting blasted by the army with ross miller at the back.

[@candykid5988]

Man I miss the old drunk walk from RDR1 😢😩

[@Cjinks5304]

John’s definitely been drinking again.

[@neilkristjansson8477]

i'm getting serious Hell on Wheels flashbacks

[@JS2YEET4U]

No one: Me going to the charger at 6:00 am.

[@JS2YEET4U]

Sometimes I’m actually that drowsy and fall over while I’m walking

[@Lilpolack]

Uncle is sitting right where he dies

[@xavierrust6530]

uncle is like "thefu..k is more drunk as me! need to stop moonshine!"

[@orang1921]

he went for a fall too

[@therealjesuschrist9160]

This is what it’s like trying to run in my dreams

[@gimpscam9976]

Should’ve had him walk back out of the barn with a quick cut to his death!!! 😂

[@LaviniaDeMortalium]

me before I get coffee in my system

[@Mikemic2218]

The drunk walk animation we needed in rdr2.

[@rdr2609]

Uncle just watching : 😃

[@CoffeeMe1987]

Walking like a puppet on strings 😂

[@atothebtothezakadonutlord2951]

Fun fact this was cut from the game it was a drunk animation

[@7501dan]

That is me, trying to walk on edibles

[@ghostdog6193]

Damn, he got that Lumbago

[@2laughandlaugh]

Drunk before noon.....get this man some help....

[@swayerYT]

Lowkey thought the thumbnail was johns death 😳

[@ericwilliams5343]

Im never going in the barn again

[@H4ZY_]

I love it how uncle is always with us throughout our rdr2 journey

[@dutchvanderlidne4437]

I’ve got a plan john

[@chloe_gxo]

yes John get it

[@TapeFlip]

Like Woody fron Toy Story. aha

[@soundslikepizza]

😂😂😂😂

[@madlad_420]

more like being driven by a spirit

[@naturalrebel6301]

When the Tequila hits

[@Winstonchruchhill]

"Your a strange man, John Marston."

[@svartvarg9778]

What... what about Jim Milton?

[@kaed_noon]

Jim Milton the drunk

[@jeffoliver2652]

i see what u did there.....john coming out the barn, uncle laying where he died...

[@shaniaruttle9034]

POV: John finds out Red Dead Online to sell his clothes for the players to buy

[@MisterGemini]

It's more like he's trying to walk like Woody from Toy Story

[@michaelsheehy3162]

Meanwhile Dutch is having ghosts haunting him at beaver hollow John is going for a walk drunker than a skunk….

[@jroutdoors5059]

Kinda funny how when red dead 2 first came out it was videos actually about the game, now everytime you scroll through KZbin all you see are mods and people saying you can find this and that in the game

[@yeeter7348]

This reminds me of the first RDR when you get John drunk he can't take a few steps without falling, this was just as funny 😂😂😆

[@hank2241]

How my parents say they went to school

[@crissyhutchins3289]

The aftermath of Abigail's cooking 😂

[@brotcon]

John Marston Is My Hero 🥺

[@FLmomma321]

Same

[@randomusername6665]

John I know you’re drunk and you stumbled into the barn but that’s not Abigail…

[@agent_277]

Looks like stage 3 lumbago to me 😂

[@pawwier2472]

For a moment I thought it was, THAT walk.

[@FLmomma321]

@@ghostspud the last enemy that shall be destroyed walk

[@arthurmorgan9665]

My ptsd in the beginning of the video: 📈

[@Solidex_84]

It’s odd that uncle was resting where he would eventually Die

[@tupack361]

the better hic cheat

[@hampusandersson5091]

After leg day

[@The_carspot]

Rdr in a nutshell

[@theenchanteduniverseoflife1450]

After 12 hours drunk in the barn John:

[@lg3caca745]

Now this...is what I call quality content

[@rogueraccoon1840]

When RDR2 has GTA 4 and RDR1 drunk physics 🤣🤣

[@billybobjoe8549]

put it on 144p for more quality.

[@aryanpatel396]

Very funny 🤣🤣 I have pain in stomach because laughing

[@damiencrossley7497]

is he,,,Going to the store?

[@FLmomma321]

“Get a saw and a board now cut it”

[@joshhigdon4951]

LOL! I'm playing RDR1 again and it makes this even funnier

[@Steel-101]

0:07 I don’t know why but how he starts walking, the music, and Uncle just staring at you with confusion had me roaring. I can only imagine Abigail‘s reaction if she saw something like this in the main story 😂😂😂.

[@fanpage200xd]

This song is making it even better :)

[@AFXGuru]

Flashbacks of me walking home from the pub in the 90s - great days.

[@hoseamathews115]

Was anyone else expecting this to be something else to say the least?

[@jacobkorban476]

Best game i’m so excited for the next red dead weather they will continue the story with the existing characters or start a whole different story. I’m excited to see what rockstar will do

[@Tryonic]

0:00 - 0:04 john gets shot and drops dead by edgar ross foreshadowing.

[@kosmosss2045]

Don't even got my notifications on but still before some people

[@sdcard7129]

This is literally how his character would move if you bumped into something in the first game

[@shadowagent6051]

Ohhhhhhh Suuuuuzanaaaaaaaaa

[@farmgoat9372]

I think John drank a little too much when he was celebrating building his house

[@shotgunbettygaming]

...I peed my pants a little laughing so hard. I'll be ready next time!

[@johnmarston1606]

That's me on a normal Sunday morning

[@PinkxxChampagne]

well. . . at least he's not doing anything that'll get him killed, right?

[@The1real_jay22]

John did you drink to much wiskey