John Mulaney Moments I'm Attracted To

[@BenSchwartzsLifeCoach]

Here are the timestamps! Sorry, it took me forever to post these. Enjoy! :) 0:07 - 0:13 Second Chance Theatre: Griff Banks the Sensitive Bully kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4rMh4KNqLGKnpI 0:13 - 1:25 Blake Griffin, John Mulaney, & Neal Brennan - Baby Talk kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJqzpmlpbrSabpI 1:25 - 1:44 Second Chance Theatre: Griff Banks the Sensitive Bully Q&A kzbin.info/www/bejne/fWjJYn6kprKJm80 1:44 - 2:57 Documentary Now! Season 3 Episode 3 -Original Cast Album: Co-Op It’s on Netflix 2:57 - 3:08 Pictionary with Meg Ryan, Nick Kroll and John Mulaney kzbin.info/www/bejne/mHWrdWh4oN2llaM 3:08 - 3:16 Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee: Season 10, Episode 9 It's on Netflix 3:16 - 3:32 Nick Kroll & John Mulaney’s New Business Ventures - CONAN on TBS kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5a5k6WCqJasnNU 3:32 - 3:41 Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee: Season 10, Episode 9 It's on Netflix 3:41 - 4:05 Kroll Show’s Oh, Hello Sketches Volume 2 (ft. John Mulaney and Nick Kroll) - Kroll Show kzbin.info/www/bejne/jne9lYWDZr6HqNE 4:05 - 4:24 John Mulaney | Being Late, Running for Mayor | Instagram Story 10/5/19 kzbin.info/www/bejne/fH6WZKGjjaabfdk

[@armandocrew401]

instablaster.

[@decoydamsel]

"Yeah, you've met my wife she's a cartoon in the 50s." Fucking yes

[@weirdloverwilde]

To his FACE. And it was FUNNY. Holy shit.

[@melissasaint3283]

@@weirdloverwilde I hear this in John's voice 🤣

[@bethanyjones3593]

Oh John, firmly yet appropriately calling out Jerry's outdated comments. I see you, and I thank you, good sir. "Well, she thinks she knows." "She DOES know." 👏shut 👏it 👏down

[@yeah88942]

@@bethanyjones3593 MHMMM love to see it

[@shatakshisharma5240]

They're divorced

[@sydneymerryman8804]

John firmly going ‘ *she does know* ‘ when Jerry tried to basically belittle Ana continues to be one of my favorite John Mulaney moments

[@BenSchwartzsLifeCoach]

It was the reason I made this video. It's iconic of him.

[@davidstone7257]

Jerry does that to a lot of women. A lot of people honestly. It’s weird watching Seinfeld now and seeing how entitled the main characters are

[@weirdloverwilde]

@@davidstone7257 Jerry can’t handle women which is why he dated an 18 year old when he was in his 30s

[@k.k.7797]

@@weirdloverwilde oh I hate that

[@elizabeths.8683]

I also like his sarcastic response to Jerry’s attempt at a follow-up joke: “Yeah yeah, you’ve met my wife. She’s a cartoon in the 50’s.”

[@asila_ss]

Sometimes I’m like “aww John you’re so cute” and other time I’m Ike “Sir the level of attractiveness was uncalled for”

[@BenSchwartzsLifeCoach]

I completely understand the concept of being angry at John for being so perfect! I feel it constantly lol

[@uniqueweasel]

When he grew a beard I thought I was going to die

[@emmariffle6129]

those conan interviews where they're dressed like hipsters ruined my life edit: glad to see i'm not the only one weirdly attracted to john mulaney w eyeliner on lmao

[@BenSchwartzsLifeCoach]

John wearing eyeliner is EVERYTHING to me haha

[@duchessofdork6411]

Just as long as you pronounce it "rooned."

[@MrSF247]

They're just blessed to be that humble.

[@luzelenaserrano1236]

It satisfies the collective white-skinny-stoner-boy fetish we have lmao

[@tired5880]

I was confused the whole video until I saw the part with eyeliner and went like "Oh, ok I get it."

[@cbh4166]

“is this a riddle?” “no its a simple question. how do you kill a whale?”

[@LuAlegriaV]

That was so Sondheim hahaha

[@UnderTheTableGremlin]

Sometimes I don’t even watch Kid Gorgeous for the comedy aspect, he just looks so good in that suit

[@BenSchwartzsLifeCoach]

FACTS!

[@douglasmatthew4884]

Yeah...like...bring that funny stuff. Just ask...John Mulaney how funny it is. 5 years ago, he could have been a JCrew model!

[@dananabread6632]

This is a big fat mood

[@BuddysPersonalAccount]

UGHHH I KNOW RIGHT!?

[@thatcoffee]

FR

[@valeriag9443]

I really get annoyed by Jerry Seinfeld when I watch his car show but the John Mulaney episode was amazing because everything I was annoyed at JOHN MULANEY CALLED OUT

[@BenSchwartzsLifeCoach]

Yeah...he's perfect! We love a feminist who loves his wife.

[@cbh4166]

him calling nick kroll “honey” is too much for me

[@opheliaadelaide8082]

The way that John just lost all respect for Jerry Seinfeld, one of his comedy heroes, when he tried to gaslight Anna will forever be my favorite thing. THAT'S HIS WIFE.

[@laurenm354]

you’re absolutely right but I just wanted to say that I’m not sure that’s the correct use of gaslight. Jerry was just being sexist and belittling her, not gaslight. (not trying to be rude, genuinely just bringing it to your attention :) no ill will intended)

[@opheliaadelaide8082]

@@laurenm354 by saying "she thinks she knows" is gaslighting. Though he isn't directly speaking to Anna, he's basically questioning her and suggesting that she doesn't know what she talking about and only thinks she does. Gaslighting is pscyhologically manipulating someone to question their own thoughts or sanity. I agree that it's sexist and belittling, but he is also trying to imply that doesn't know what she's talking about, which is gaslighting. Of course it would never work, because Anna is fully aware of her own value and would/should never question what she is capable of.

[@weirdloverwilde]

Remember when he tried to gaslight the woman who sued his wife for Plagiarizing her vegetarian cookbook and Jerry very publicly used his multi millionaire platform to call her “crazy”??? NOW THATS CLASSIC JERRY GASLIGHTING

[@TheClobo2001]

"THAT'S MY WIFE"

[@annabelarnett390]

not anymore- too soon?

[@victoriamk6693]

that jerry seinfeld moment genuinely makes me furious

[@489JM]

Dude I remember it happens several times in the episode that Jerry keeps making very “we all hate our naggy wives” jokes and John keeps semi-playfully shutting down each one which is very very refreshing

[@gigicolada]

@@489JM it’s 2021! We love our husbands and wives in 2021. In the 90s I hated that “nagging wife/jerk husband” trope.

[@489JM]

@@gigicolada it’s a tired trope. “I hate my naggy wife!” OKAY WHY DID YOU MARRY HER

[@TheFrdw]

@@489JM my favorite reply is, “she really should stop nagging so much and finally leave you”

[@Bowie_E]

But wHaT aBoUT AirPLaNe fOOd?!?

[@justanotherweirdo11]

Seeing John in casual wear is like seeing him in cosplay.

[@Amy-hm9cp]

Ok the two clips of Jerry were both sexist but John handled them flawlessly! Omg bless him!

[@pureheartbadass]

when he took off his glasses i was like "um, EXCUSE ME" and then you replayed and were like "um, EXCUSE ME" (so thank you)

[@BenSchwartzsLifeCoach]

hahahaa That's amazing! :)

[@shivangiagrawal2665]

I noticed it too and was gonna replay it... Also he is drop dead kid gorgeous in his suit.

[@marygr9396]

I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT ANDY SAID

[@jkasumi6135]

Very much sexy professor vibes

[@bodyofhope]

Same 🤣🤣

[@emily.desouza]

The one dislike is from petunia

[@laur4711]

Or possibly Jerry

[@chrissy6693]

John's respect and love for his wife, Anna, is so beautiful. 🙏🏽❤

[@themarshmallowconnoisseur41]

Ex wife 😢

[@mamathoda]

@@themarshmallowconnoisseur41 WHAT

[@catsscratch]

Well this comment aged like milk lmao I'm sure Anna would disagree

[@catsscratch]

@@mamathoda they divorced 3 months or so ago, John left Anna and "reportedly" has a new girlfriend Olivia Munn

[@chrissy6693]

@@catsscratch I know, right? 😭

[@crispyorsmthnidk5314]

Appreciative but not leering is a constant concern of mine

[@EPlolz]

why is he so handsome :(

[@BenSchwartzsLifeCoach]

i ask myself the same question everyday🥺

[@aspenwood641]

✨normalize being in love with John Mulaney✨

[@bermudagirl5039]

♥️♥️♥️John Mulaney - I hope he’s recovering. We need him and his wonderful sense of humour. Now more than ever❣️

[@emiliegilles7016]

I'll be honest I clicked bc the thumbnail led me to believe John actually told Alexa to play Rock Me by One Direction

[@gloriaborger1580]

The 'ruined' scene had such English Teacher enerygy xDDDDD

[@michelezuckman9237]

Low key verbally abusive high school drama teacher energy.

[@stephaniesapp]

the "Alexa, play Rock Me by One Direction" in the thumbnail is great

[@BenSchwartzsLifeCoach]

I am glad you appreciate it! I usually try to make my thumbnails funny, but I think it goes unnoticed most of the time.

[@MammaMia]

My favorite part is that if John watched this he would gave no idea why people find these moments attractive

[@juliagromm9147]

This man has cured my anxiety. Anxious? Watch John Mulaney.

[@gigicolada]

Friendships like John’s and Nick’s are a very rare thing. It’s something I long to have, but know it’s out of my league.

[@BenSchwartzsLifeCoach]

I think we all hope to have a friendship like theirs. I don't think it's impossible, but I think it is a rare thing to find. I hope you find your BFF soulmate someday! :)

[@zehlua]

To have a friend, be the friend you'd love to have!

[@shan22777]

He’s the type of hot Drew gooden and danny Gonzalez are 😍😍

[@Maybeaninternetdiary]

This. This is what I have been saying since so long.

[@Maybeaninternetdiary]

Also you are cultured.

[@Maybeaninternetdiary]

Also I am sorry but aren't Danny and Drew the same 😔

[@lizzylue8615]

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT!!

[@kayabooks2780]

and kurtis😌

[@lemonheadalisa5402]

he’s so attractive ahhahsjwisijw

[@lovejosselyn]

HIS LITTLE JUMP AND SMILE IS SO CUTE

[@ellalee8812]

4:24 yeah ur right john we all tripped and fell for you 😏

[@nomatophobia]

THE SEINFELD MOMENT MAKES ME 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 it's not just like john is being "un-problematic" but he's actually fighting against the problem with comedy and he's so quick about it too I just UGHHH he's so talented and kind and I love him so much and I want him to love himself as much as we do thank you for reading my ramble

[@wowitslena]

He's just such a dad even though he has no children I can't explain it

[@estrellacasias]

I'm starting to think that my type is any men who have worn eyeliner. Just pop some on the waterline and I'm dtf

[@tashatomic4893]

Ladies, if you havent, go check out some maneskin (eurovision winners) 😍

[@tashatomic4893]

@lizzie haha hard same 🥰

[@fairy5668]

@@tashatomic4893 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TYPE THAT

[@zehlua]

Where did he wear eyeliner?

[@fairy5668]

@@zehlua In the talk show appearance he did with Nick Kroll

[@cbh4166]

the johnny depp look is a joke but my feelings for it are real

[@zehlua]

Where did he look like Depp? Am I missing something?

[@thisthatboy]

this means the world to me

[@dananabread6632]

I am so relieved to find this community you have no idea

[@BenSchwartzsLifeCoach]

I'm so glad! I love that I help people find their fandom! :)

[@amelia-hb6jo]

it’s the best fandom really (wait guys shit what do we call ourselves 😰)

[@AnelleOakewood]

@@amelia-hb6jo the mules? (okay I don't know why I thought of that) Edit: Because Mule-any? Okay, bye, fellow members of the Mulaney fandom

[@mishapenmoonmoth]

3:50 HIS LITTLE GIGGLE WHEN KROLL MAKES FUN OF HIM I WILL CRY

[@cbh4166]

yesss the cheerleader story❤️ respectful king

[@katelynknopp8397]

john correcting jerry seinfeld is beautiful

[@tinylaw95]

so down bad that john taking off his glasses really got me gasping

[@graceblocher8924]

I think he is the definition of home depot dad energy

[@logan-vx9zq]

“alexa, play rock me by one direction” is what brought me here

[@lilithsloveliest]

JOHN MULANEY AND RENEE ELISE- I died.

[@Abby-dr8vx]

when he jumps up and down- hes so cuteeee!!!!!!!! whats that clip from?

[@captainbouneface3820]

kroll show, i think you can find that ep on youtube

[@captainbouneface3820]

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[@roseschauer6337]

“She DOES know.” KSJDHSHAHS

[@alexiswoodberry9119]

John mulaney is so good looking. It's also so fun to see him not wearing a suit lol

[@siobhanmulvey]

“I didn’t trip you tripped”🙌🏼

[@abelneto5762]

It's good to know that we have the same type of glasses, like identical Makes me feel like a proud asian american woman

[@carveylover]

I love this man! I know he has been through some ish in the last two years and he did not handle his divorce the best but I can't help. He make my little nerd heart happy.

[@tommyshorts880]

1:26 is the oldest I've ever seen John look.

[@prithyb9161]

So I hit this thinking the title was "John Mulaney Moments I'm Attached to" but instead got this DELIGHTFUL surprise. Bless you

[@velvethunder]

You mean everything

[@BenSchwartzsLifeCoach]

Absolutely! I wish I could but I think KZbin would have definitely copyright stricked my channel for uploading the entirety of John Mulaney's move/tv appearances lol

[@cuddlelix]

john talking about face cream is just so 🥵 and idk why

[@BenSchwartzsLifeCoach]

We love a man with a skin care routine! I think we have Anna to thank for that haha

[@sagejennings4342]

"You've met my wife. She's a cartoon from the 50s."

[@noothankyou]

I have watched that Documentary Now episode no less than 100 times and have the songs on constant rotation on Spotify.

[@faryalshams5523]

john hopping at like 4:00 is jst ahhhhh

[@aoifefitzgerald7379]

“i didn’t trip, you tripped” whatever you say, john

[@amanday3103]

The glasses were cute until he rooned it by saying he has 20/20 vision. I don’t know why but fake glasses make me irrationally angry.

[@AnelleOakewood]

As someone with bad vision, I find it fine. My sister has good vision but needs blue light glasses like John has because her eyes hurt when looking at a screen if she doesn't wear those glasses. besides, it's a way of keeping one's eyesight from becoming bad. Oh, sorry, I took your comment way too seriously and wrote a paragraph, but I hope it makes you feel better about the topic. :)

[@mee4584]

3:51- 4:04 will forever live in my head rent free 😭😍

[@susannarita4259]

The surprise Renee was a nice touch

[@blahblahblahEMILY]

That lil hop he does when Kroll compares him to a 1970s Jew is so cute

[@emilylaird7467]

I’m very much a gay woman. This is the one man I’m attracted too

[@a_zero1608]

"I didn't trip , you tripped" 😂😂

[@elianachoi4844]

PLEASE NOT THE CO-OP EPISODE HAGAGAHAHHAA

[@gracehampton7036]

“She thinks she knows” and you “think you know” his wife for some reason? 😂

[@billgateskilledmyuncle23]

My heart is rooned. Lol

[@carlaeyyy649]

I don't know what kind of even has a line up of Blake Griffin and John Mulaney but I love it

[@BenSchwartzsLifeCoach]

Thanks for all the love! I've never had a video get so many views in such a short amount of time. It just further proves the power of John Mulaney. Let me know what video you want to see me make next. :) Edit: Please ignore the choppy edits in some places. I had to trim some parts out due to copyright and KZbin editor really "rooned" it. lol

[@gabbylian5973]

Hey! There are some clips on this video that I've never seen before, what are they!?!

[@zoomp183]

this is my favorite jm compilation

[@BenSchwartzsLifeCoach]

That's so kind of you. Thank you!

[@coralfang12587]

I relate to this video so much and it confuses me while also making me really happy in a strange way.

[@Chxlle]

I didnt trip..you tripped 😂😂

[@evie096]

How is this not longer

[@melissasaint3283]

Slapping down Seinfeld's little dig 💖

[@user-qu5js9vw9o]

Back here now that he might be a dad

[@esha9114]

dark blue is such a good look for him

[@julesishere7836]

3:12 YES YOU TELL HIM GO JOHN

[@commentsareuss]

I was waiting for the clip from the big mouth table read but still this video is 👌🏼👌🏼

[@BenSchwartzsLifeCoach]

I fully agree! I thought about adding that lol

[@floating_rock266]

Was not expecting the glasses that was a WELCOME surprise HOLY JESUS HIM TAKING THE GLASSES OFF IS JUST IDNN GO EMDNFJ

[@emmmaa1163]

aaah it’s renee i love her 1:55

[@g444bsters]

"i'm really intimidated by you right now",,,,yo the way she said that and looked at him, i love that

[@lzxoxox]

john is so awesome and cool i love him sm

[@The_Fat_Turtle]

1:00 is a problem I'd have completely sober.

[@bellepepperx7479]

“i didn’t trip, you tripped” well mAYBE I DID BUT YOU DONT NEEDA CALL ME OUT

[@gretchenmiller4102]

And we were like "we know but hey"

[@rockyinutero_]

if john mulaney tells me that i tripped (even though im comfortably laying in my bed) i tripped. no questions asked.

[@mal1871]

i love john so much

[@shan22777]

Omg he’s also from Chicago that makes sense why he reminds me of danny Gonzalez

[@ken.zallen]

i'm always looking for new compilations thank you so much

[@beans1447]

“i didn’t trip…you tripped” yes I tripped and fell very hard for you jhon. we don’t need to discuss it any further

[@bsquared4604]

so adore this guy. always makes me happy.

[@Arthur-by4jh]

JOHN IN EYELINER OKAYYYYYYY

[@mingyusmop9907]

the title is the only way i can describe my feelings towards john mulaney quotes

[@kylaf3771]

Hello.besties I have come to grace and possibly plague you with this information: John with those glasses is, in fact, the essence of a dilf

[@mustashee]

Glasses totally make him look older, and I love it

[@eliaswuv]

also john in smoky eyeliner i agree

[@agentpaper254]

Deflecting two sexist comments I'm one fail swoop!! Love this guy

[@sophiecarr8803]

thank you for making this

[@wwrk25]

I love me some Johnny M. Cool, sharp wit, intelligent, and eye candy. Love everything I've seen him in. ❤ SNL Lobster. Classic for years to come.

[@livinlikelarry8788]

Thank you Ben Schwartz Life Coach for this meal🙏

[@BenSchwartzsLifeCoach]

You're welcome! I try my best to feed the Mulaneynation stans!

[@rrr-th2ij]

3:14 Excuse me Jerry, sir You're talking about Anne Marie Tendler, how DARE you?

[@syd799]

JOHN MULANEY IN GLASSES THATS IT.