John Paul Jones is a Pirate but your losing to the USS Constitution

[@irish-italianintrovert.8600]

British Captain: Surrender! JPJ: Surrender? I have yet begun to fight. John Paul Chad.

[@calebriddle4939]

(Not yet begun to fight)

[@connormclernon26]

All while his ship was sinking

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

"When i ran out of rounds for my 4 pistols i start stabbing"-JPJ "King sir, the pirate he was stabbing us, foaming blood red at the mouth wailing like a demon just like that crazy tall man washington that keeps hiding in the woods ambushing us every time we didnt think he would are you sure we should keep trying to tax them? Our cannonballs keep bouncing off the sides of their ships"

[@aztecgoldmontizuma]

Sir Henry Morgan was a pirate that became one of the heads of the British admiralty. The British aren’t exactly ashamed of pirates in their ranks; Captain sir Francis Drake

[@MasterHall117]

Unfortunately for the British, they didn’t have the brutal arrogance that the Americans had when they were sailing with John Paul Jones. Edit: arrogance was a better fit than Ignorance

[@arkhaan7066]

@@MasterHall117ah you must be confused, the British excelled at ignorance. Defining trait really. The Americans had brutal arrogance that led to the belief that every person was just as good as a king

[@MasterHall117]

@@arkhaan7066 ah, my fault, we do tend to get arrogant more times than not… but can you blame us? Between both world wars and a ton more reasons for us to have earned the ability to boast. Despite what people whine about, America did in fact beat the North Vietnamese into submission as intended and won Nam in 1972. 75 was a violation of a treaty and our military was not present at all that year… as for Afghanistan, sure, we had a sloppy pull out but that doesn’t change that the Taliban has killed more people in 9/11 than they did in 20 years of fighting… that and it’s frowned upon to remove entire countries from existence despite housing terrorists…

[@gotgunpowder]

They just hated JPJ cuz he wasn't their pirate.

[@aeginsilverblood2070]

British sailer’s singing in a tavern: “Britannia rules the waves…” John Paul Jones: “Hold my ale…”

[@1ronFa1con]

im running outta good Star Wars wojaks so i wanna diversify my ambiences a little bit

[@armalite5.56]

Skill issue+L+Red coat

[@noiamnotjohn3351]

Limeys stay seething since 1776. Up Jones, up the Continentals, up America!

[@Trey_816]

**Hull's Victory intensifies**

[@docwhiskey996]

Fun fact, America's most fantastic export is men who have an excess of brute force and ignorance. Dude slayed so many bodies. He's the best choice for the father of the US Navy.

[@rrai1999]

Ignorance..? More like being a mercenary lil fellow

[@docwhiskey996]

@@rrai1999 its a joke small fry. It's a joke about American fighting men. Which you likely know nothing about.

[@eidespere]

@@docwhiskey996 But he was an import.

[@doyen6409]

John Paul was scottish...

[@ironclad6942]

@@doyen6409 Your point?

[@comandantegorrion7271]

John Paul Jones is a pirate, he’s also the best of the best, keep it up, you’ll catch no pirate, he’ll sink you along with the rest.

[@aaronbrown8129]

When the British sailors feared John Paul Jones

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

Irs wild how in whitehaven they celebrste the man for his sheer testicular fortitude to sail up the isle alone the guy was nuts that guy had some testicles. King enforcing taxes he goes over there starts setting their ships on fire people are like "who ordered you to do that" hes says "you get orders?" Hundreds of years later theyre like "we drink a pint for that man today"

[@markherron1407]

John Paul Jones is 9 of Diamonds 💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎 Merry Christmas 🎄🎁🤶🎅⛄✝️☮️🕊️ Blessings and Hugs 💜💜💜💜💜

[@scottfree6479]

Classic song by the crew of the HMS Saltminer

[@mrsing7465]

Jumbo Jones, scourge of the seas.

[@Topazert]

Damn it, I hear it. XD

[@donkdonki3322]

When the British destroyed his ship he was building as he fought.

[@j.k1688]

HMS Java moment

[@xneo329]

*you're