JOHNNY DEPP WINS

[@TheGamerMonkeyz]

I hope MeatCanyon doesn’t get copyright struck for using real footage from the trial like this.

[@the_senate5075]

Its not just real footage, it's the future of trial.

[@gingersaremad]

I think he'll be good, it's in the public domain so using the recording of the trial like this will be okay

[@n1ckz_GD]

yes

[@leventenyari7101]

Wtf are these 'finally it here' comments Edit: THANK YOU FOR THE SAME REPLY AS 30 OTHER PERSON

[@FROST_HUGGER]

Finally . . kzbin.info/www/bejne/iIeonYtnnsSpla8

[@gentlemendog1189]

“If she wants to be in Aquaman so bad, then let her drown!!!” I’ve never heard that line before but I’m glad I did. That is gold right there.

[@tytheaniman497]

Nice quote ya got there. Hand it over.

[@cameronholtan3407]

More like she wants Aqua Man in her so bad.

[@gentlemendog1189]

@@tytheaniman497 make me b

[@unfairbasss1186]

869 lmao nvm it changed :[

[@Sakkaz]

@@cameronholtan3407 ayo.. You better have an explanation for that comment buddy 😳📸

[@Oxzide92]

"My god, be careful with that poor creature" sent me into orbit, can literally picture him saying exactly that.

[@rabbyd542]

Thank you. I was rewinding that part repeatedly trying to understand what he said.

[@mikomiyuki1310]

Lmao thank you

[@sapphiresorceress7007]

Picturing the real Johnny saying that made me lol 😂😂😂

[@radatatata]

@yvngxredd silence

[@DentalFloss]

nice Carl pic

[@acatssmile]

Ive never been a big fan of Jack Sparrow but his performance as Johnny Depp in the Amber Heard VS Johnny Depp case was fascinating.

[@bz7661]

his performance? Are you saying that Johnny was lying? Are you American? Cause that would make perfect sense since you all have this weird ass culture of empowerment and bs.

[@madrugadao000]

Do you know there are other characters right. And that Jack sparrow one is over rated.

[@NA-ud6qm]

This comment is underrated gold xD

[@rustyshackleford1083]

@@madrugadao000do you know it’s joke? Laugh or move along

[@lelouchvibritannia4028]

​@@madrugadao000Do you know no one asked?

[@rowangallagher4579]

I love how he’s just like “leave me alone.” So politely despite the chaos.

[@samsung4360]

@lost justice It's not there . It never was...

[@sting2death2]

@Amber Heard 🅥 Woooo a remake of a good classic!

[@TygerHillis]

-Johnny Depp- Jack Sparrow is so kind

[@brandonrocha86]

I died when they were dressing him up, Johnny politely said " oh, thank you". Such a gentleman

[@marccamp6376]

He was expecting to be brutally teared into pieces, so it was a relief for him :D

[@sabade.]

He is waaaaay far from being a gentleman. More like an angry drunk man who can act very well to win people like you.

[@ryan50yearsago62]

I hope your in a better place. KZbin needs to pay for the lives of the innocents. Time and time again I've seen these types of comments and it always disgusts me how KZbin can keep getting away with this. I wish nothing but piece for your family and loved ones

[@alehlete830]

aquatic man film hahahaa

[@alehlete830]

@just i c e no

[@CharlieLovesAveri]

I love how the crowd brought a whole jack sparrow outfit just in case they had a chance to put it on Johnny

[@mykealberttayoto7331]

Johnny? That's Captain Jack Sparrow...

[@theinkyoneiguess_]

@@mykealberttayoto7331 Jack Sparrow? Isn’t he also Edward Scissorhands? Or Sweenie Todd!

[@mykealberttayoto7331]

@@theinkyoneiguess_ Huh? Edward? You mean Jack Sparrow when he lost his hand and had to get a prosthetic but scissors was the only ones available?

[@nikitanaomi2809]

@@mykealberttayoto7331 jack sparrow when he needed to replace his hands with scissors? U mean jack sparrow when he got his hands back and started his own chocolate factory?

[@mykealberttayoto7331]

@@nikitanaomi2809 Yeah that's the one! Remember when he got bored so he picked up an Elder wand and just instilled fear to the wizard world. He's, truly, the greatest pirate I've ever seen...

[@chazdean201]

“Aquatic man film”. So subtle so hysterical

[@Goat-on-a-Stick]

The only thing better than this video is trying to imagine the reactions of Depp or Heard if they were to watch it

[@Commander_35]

Elo

[@beatleboy3196]

@@rugtub3744 "folks similar to you" Is that an insult? Let's calm it down ok, the guy was just making a funny, nothing to do with "fetishization" not that I think he gets his rocks off to court trials but hey, there are weirder fetishes out there I guess.

[@Jauhnnyy]

@@rugtub3744 i mean ur watching the content too 💀

[@Claire-jr8yv]

@@rugtub3744 chronically online

[@markprice9810]

JD: i think im drunk

[@audrei679]

It's so unnerving how well youre able to make this realistic.

[@harrypotterandthechamberis3]

What da hell are these bots

[@Rudiro]

Don't @ any of these bots or youtube won't delete them

[@hazeboy8981]

I agree but I so want jack sparrow than amber she least important than this

[@CocoLovesOranges]

Hello

[@SlothfulLord]

Finally it's here kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@codylujan]

johnny: *literally talking about being abused for years physically and mentally* everyone: jack sparrow

[@infernoxiv8700]

Come now, celebrities aren't real people with real problems. Everybody knows that.

[@thatguyjulio3877]

Lmao true

[@NobuxD]

Is that what this video was about? Huh I didn't notice.

[@findev6330]

it's about crazy fanboys lmao

[@ced2310]

yes

[@diegoborges1348]

I love how the jury member actually interrupts Johnny's testimony to state their decision.

[@DSgamrz585]

I respect Johnny's passion for acting and enjoyed his appearance in this MeatCanyon video, but this wasn't my favourite performance by him. If i had to choose, my favourite was probably his role as Captain Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean Movies.

[@scrobo22]

JackSpa..Spirate.. Pirate of the Caribbean? Yeah me too.

[@wildfire9280]

@@scrobo22 Spirates. They’re better than the Skyrates, that’s for sure.

[@jnesrh420]

👏👏

[@KManAbout]

Oh are you guys talking about Johnny?

[@jonathanromero4863]

My favorite is where he plays jack sparrow

[@justinnocent3559]

MeatCanyon really knows how to draw anyone in an extremely horrific way but still make them recognizable. Truly an artist

[@Stitchpuppy01]

I've never seen talent like it.

[@SubTonic]

There's a word for it: Caricature.

[@Propergame]

Yes

[@tatotaytoman5934]

@im back no one fucking asked

[@neverburstx4638]

@Lady Tsunade ratio

[@laughingatthesky7]

Favorite Johnny Depp quote: “For the love of God. Be careful with that poor creature”

[@iammanaseh5298]

Why did I read this in his voice 😭

[@bobcatbix]

😆😆i had to keep rewinding

[@ma-tanica]

He means she poses real danger to everyone around

[@lassi372]

@@iammanaseh5298 we all did, duh...

[@XeroLimitGaming]

Thank you, I couldn't hear it at all lol

[@liviilazii7679]

"Uh my name is Johnny" had me

[@thegrimreapersbro]

This is wayyyy too on point. The whole thing is such a freakin Spectacle.

[@etherealhatred]

I mean, it was that or people would still saying "muh men always bad" and still believing Amber as the prior months to this case

[@bluntman305]

It’s sad when people are more worried about this court shit than the false flag mass shooting in Texas… like how dose a 18 kid get a hold Of a god dam ar-15 rifle “one that is not easy to buy with a class one arms license “the gun was fully automatic and also is used to train federal agents 5k to 6k

[@calico9046]

@@etherealhatred unfortunately there are STILL people like that. There is a woman going around claiming that Amber is being slandered for speaking out against her abuser & then brings up every other instance of oppression she can think of🙄cause ya know, girls can only be victims, never the perpetrator. Now stand up, be a man, & take a hit from a mentally ill woman, Johnny

[@NBDYSPCL]

@@etherealhatred my thoughts exactly. Nothing practical will come of the result. Johnny will be blacklisted, Heard will still get work. Such is ghe nature of the very small but very loud online woke mob.

[@greatcesari]

Exactly, and some people are invested in it to an unhealthy level. It’s a prime example of how bad social media can be.

[@booleah6357]

I love how he's describing amber searching for eldritch secrets that are driving her mad and everyone is just like we love pirates of the Caribbeans.

[@Screwby_Jones6200]

Thats true and all but I loved him in the critically acclaimed Pirates Of The Caribbean

[@booleah6357]

@@Screwby_Jones6200 I mean right?

[@ruspotter2037]

Eldritch secrets 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@XdgamehackerXd]

Say what u want but their both part of the occult especially Johnny so it wouldn’t be so far. So I had a mis speak. I meant to say Johnny is also and burn amber at the stake!!

[@booleah6357]

@@XdgamehackerXd well clearly she is trying to call the elder evils into our world. Otherwise why would she be looking for them?

[@ix_shibe]

"Dear Lord. Give me peace" kills me every time

[@heeheejackson]

WHERE JS THAT WHAT?? TIME STAMP

[@heeheejackson]

@Faded Monstrosity YOUREAN ANGEL

[@haaron3979]

Why? Its not even funny lol

[@srank7953]

@@haaron3979 for some people it might be

[@leroyjenkinsss1767]

​@@haaron3979 Naw it was pretty funny I LOLed

[@Galbex21]

Humanity is insane and this artist captures it perfectly.

[@jafulton89]

Agreed. I am so happy I found MeatCanyon because he gets it. I think the majority of replies here prove how fucking stupid most people are... It really is spooky to know that atleast 70% of the population functions at this level.

[@Unus_Annus_]

*hunter

[@AdamJensen_]

@Galbex21 Humanity is godlike, these things don't represent humanity at all, edgy child. Go outside and get sunlight sometime. It's good for you!

[@QuagmireGiggity-qb8gx]

@AdamJensensBigDayOut corrupt governments across hundreds of countries including huge ones,the Epstein island incident and god knows how many people could have truly been there. Terrorism starvation rebellion countless other world problems,public decapitation of soldiers and civilians in Ukraine,Russia has been publicly threatening the use of nuclear arms on Ukraine while NATO has been threatening Russia in return,also why don’t we turn back time about 80 years an entire genocide to a single race aswell as taking hundreds of MILLIONS of lives to fight an unjust cause aswell as not one but 2 atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki crippling the country for years to come,massacring millions and plaguing the country for years to come,soldiers sent on tour to Iraq for Oil Wars and fighting against Terrorists using ISIS tactics,Soldiers yet again going to war beforehand to Southeast Asia to fight rice farmers hiding in the thick jungles,fighting other soldiers to the death in snake pits,imprisonment aswell as extreme Guerrilla War tactics. Back to WWII Japan committed experiments and war crimes on the Chinese aswell as expanded into they’re border,and that is only the tip of the iceberg it goes so so much deeper so tell me again what is so godlike about this?

[@gvcvbbhvbbccxcvn]

​@@AdamJensen_you are bold for saying that on a meatcanyon video

[@jackluffy7914]

“If she wanna be Aquaman so bad THEN LET HER DROWN” I laughed so freaking hard at this line😂😂😂

[@ladyBhluOnDemand]

😂😂😂 I agree

[@2932josh]

Finally it's here...*fart noise*

[@miss.dannitiger]

😂😂😂😂

[@personguy2262]

@@2932josh kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5qUfJiYhJmVsMU *Finally it’s here* and I agree this video left me in cahoots Meat always delivers

[@martinperezdisalvo7611]

@Amber Heard 🅥 no

[@bargen0w]

Not only will disney give johnny his job back, he also said in an interview he wouldnt return to the role as jack even if disney offered to pay him more because their immediate lack of disrespect of judging him before proving his innocence, pissed him off massively. Also it wasnt until recently warner bros finally confirmed amber turd was fired. They waited to see what was going on, disney did not

[@kitsunez]

Johnny said he wouldn't even do it for alpacas

[@nickelakon5369]

But... Warner bros also fired Depp from fantastic beasts. They literally aren't any better than disney

[@sthlng2180]

Honestly, I prefer it stay that way. Jack Sparrow is what made these films in my opinion and we should just let them stay as classics. Rebooting a series almost never goes well and i'd rather have these classic performances cemented in cinema than to see him come back in possibly not good films.

[@justiron2999]

They protect groomers/pedophiles and literal leeches before they'll wait and listen to see if someone is guilty.

[@twincutlass]

@@nickelakon5369 exactly, they're the same shit lol. WB isn't the brightest when it comes to decisions in general

[@quosmium]

3 minutes of Amber's lawyer not screaming "objection hearsay" is amazing

[@runthenumbers9698]

You moron... Depp's lawyers used "Objection Hearsay" WAAAAY more than Heard's lawyers. kzbin.infoo9xqtXErAwM

[@chillchinna4164]

That's the only clue that this is fake.

[@maaz322]

that would be too predictable and trite to mention, it's over-exaggerated, frankly

[@futanaricommie6638]

I really like Johny depps role in the pirates movies as Captain Jack Sparrow

[@donald12998]

Objection: heresy!

[@ThePoetNamedT]

"Get this man to the Disney Land NOW!" 3:02

[@arandomsquirrel841]

“Pirate 6, here we come!!!”

[@TheOnlyBob138]

Disney Lot*. Meaning the Disney film studio lot in Studio City. Hence we he said studio 6 after. This is where many of Disney’s highest budget productions are made.

[@robertdonaldson5095]

I love how calm he is with all the chaos around him.

[@Poop56566]

Jesus Christ Robert your the bots leader

[@yosefyonin6824]

he's not calm, he's just too drunk and high on cocaine to care

[@Kelly-hh7jz]

I mean, the audio of her mocking and verbally advising him pretty much had him calm af, so it's accurate lmao

[@Marshall_D_Teach_]

It's the power of the rum

[@guichabanaano27]

I loved the part where Depp goes: "uhh my name is Johnny". Mainly because somehow I didn't even realize that the jury said Jack Sparrow untill he tried to correct them :'D

[@youngmafia8196]

@Lady Tsunade shit was actually interesting

[@OmnipotentSpud]

This man really gets us. He's almost better at parody than he is horror.

[@notbatman1390]

Almost 😎

[@ThatTaffer]

His work has always been a beautiful fusion of horror and parody. It's one of the big draws of his content, imo.

[@justno574]

Even the girls got deep voices

[@levertripwire801]

@@justno574 Yup. Must be a guilty pleasure for the female viewers just hearing a grown man's voice coming from a lady. LOL

[@justno574]

@@levertripwire801 ha ha

[@chaotic4453]

As someone who paid no attention to the trials but Vaguely overheard other people talk about it this is pretty much how it went in my mind

[@Kevin-io4qm]

Dude it was great

[@mollusckscramp4124]

Lmfao moooood

[@dont-touch-mepg1392]

As someone who watches the trial this is nothing like it went. At all. Amber was just an evil vindictive spoiled brat.

[@jkkimora6350]

@@dont-touch-mepg1392 she was an abusive victim who dared to talk about it publicly, and psychos like you destroyed her life

[@MrMisticZ]

​@jkkimora6350 Did you watch the trial, or was that just your prejudice speaking? Because I've seen the entire thing. All I've heard previously is that Johnny Depp was a drunk with anger issues. The trials, however, left me with a different impression. Yes, Johnny Depp had problems with alcohol, but Amber Heard's accusations of abuse turned on her. If anything, I now have enough suspicions to consider Amber Heard as a narcissist who abused Johnny Depp.

[@fallenhuman2081]

I love how quiet johnny is the whole time and speaking softly, so realistic. Very good voice acting throughout.

[@DarkMuj]

? What actin bro this is audio from the courtroom

[@amilueur]

The Jon Benjamin impression broke the immersion.

[@Kilometers_KPH]

Compared to MeatCanyons other artistic interpretations, Johnny Depp is probably the most, for a lack of better words, respectfully drawn

[@user-xk4vl4mw6z]

nikado avacado wasn't bad

[@Zadamanim]

god all these bot replies

[@theunkownbanana1823]

Hey guys. FiNaLlY iT's HeRe!!!

[@vipahxxx7640]

Man, these bots in the replies annoy, me, what is finally here?

[@wackjack5667]

Oh sh*t, The Finally It's Here Squad has arrived.

[@justscrollinginthecomments7930]

I love how he's being accused of being a merman, and his delivery is still accurate to the trial. Edit: Thanks for 4k likes wow

[@lunard8690]

So did meatcanyon make a cartoon or just show a recording of the trial?

[@StarStoneWolf]

@throwaway I watched that movie. But it was actually, Girl meets a sea monster at area 51 or some place similar, falls in love and runs away with him back to the ocean.

[@Halvos12]

As a bonus they threw Amber into the ocean after calling him a merman

[@CameronBrtnik]

@throwaway such a great movie noone saw, watch t!!

[@JR-sz7dw]

@@fred7883 😭 🤣

[@themercycatalog]

can we just talk about how spot on his impression of johnny is

[@MonsieurGaslight]

I love how calm and just- generally chill about everything Johnny is lmao.

[@NaughtiusMaximmus]

Dear God. That's a huge number of robots on one thread

[@Tonatheos]

Finally it's here

[@LuciusKane09]

Finally, I'm here!

[@orangetm6581]

@leafyv2 here

[@doorknobslayer9567]

@@LuciusKane09 All Might

[@OGVeteran]

2:28 When Johnny depp said: “Love of god, be careful with that poor creature” that had me cracked up 😂

[@averagechadsutart1886]

Lol I didn't hear that before

[@kian5374]

@@averagechadsutart1886 i thought he said be careful of the Paprika

[@FormerGovernmentHuman]

Reminded me if his days as hunter s Thompson

[@StrawberryManiac14]

@@kian5374 LOL I heard "Little girl, be careful with the Witcher!" 🤣

[@luisangelramos888]

I heard vile creature

[@something_error]

"Dear lord, give me peace" THAT HAD ME DYINGGG 😂

[@Tabkhasahla]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rpuwn3iQhq6io6M Finally It’s here.

[@healthonus3931]

Ik its funny but The bible is not a joke

[@MartinSanchez-vs9qf]

2:19 onwards is terrifying dawg, great job!

[@dieal2766]

At first I thought this was less creppier than usual, but then they gave the veredict and the Meat Canyon universe was in order once again.

[@GreenMunkeeD]

@Jesus Christ Send that shit back to hell brother

[@dagazar]

Still, even that was very tame for Meat Canyon. normaly it's some sort of mutilation, not just being forcefully redressed. and underwater scene of amber being attacked by fish coulda been done in tradition style, but overall, very very tame

[@beatleboy3196]

With Johnny going on about being a fish man, I thought it was going to show a bunch of fish scales or gills under his shirt and maybe a merman like tail, but nope. Some how him not being a human fish hybrid was a plot twist for me.

[@StarchyGuy-g3j]

it was very crepeS

[@SnowKapp]

Frfr

[@IosonoOtakuman]

Well, this must be canon.

[@boulevardballs6709]

hi verified channel i haved never seen before

[@CougheePls]

Meatcanon

[@koffielad7562]

Correction: Canyon

[@mechajay3358]

If it gets Copyright Strike, it certainly will be.

[@TDGCmote]

or... canyon

[@ShortHax]

Amber tried to cry at least 10 times. Her eyes are drier than my love life

[@SubToImLeqit_PvP]

LOL

[@EaterOfBeholders]

Damn that took a darker turn for the worst XD

[@r.g.bjaguar5452]

what i can infer from this comment is that you love life is dry beyond comprehension.

[@hadbetterdays8118]

Out of all of his charicatures this one Amber looks the most accurate

[@CJ-jx1wz]

Drier than your girl

[@bwmacallister]

Was waiting for the judge to put on that British wig they wear in court.... Like in Pirates of the Caribbean 😂

[@MuffinYoBusiness]

There’s something really sad that when Johnny Depp is giving his testimony about how terrible and ridiculously he was treated people didn’t care but instead started caring for his career.

[@Jon_EL]

Because even if you’re Johnny Depp nobody cares that he got abused by a woman. That crowd only cared they were denied Jack Sparrow in another movie. Its really sad

[@aaronkoning7255]

Well it is a defamation case. 50% of the trial is about his career.

[@Underworlddream]

I think because us poor people, not being able to find work is a big deal because we don't have lots of money to rely on. So getting falsely accused and losing all future job is one of the few things we can connect with with.

[@jeffersonricardo2318]

holy sugar honey ice tea, i have never seen this many bots in one place

[@24Lorn]

... I don't know, guys, but I've seen A LOT of support in terms of personal suffering, long before his cinematic career, in terms of priorities. This whole trial gained popularity mostly because, in this mess, he's the first celebrity who brought up domestic violence towards a male partner, in a couple in which the abuser was a woman. Indeed, to this day, the majority of people think that in this trial Amber Heard was accused for domestic violence; not for defamation.

[@Cookie-fe7mn]

This whole media "I want another pirates movie" is so fucking accurate this is terrifying. Most realistic/oddly terrifying episode I've seen from this channel

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Well, we like an actor BECAUSE we like that movie. If this happened to Mark Hamill in the 80ies, people would be raving because they want Luke in Star Wars.

[@finfrog3237]

@Tblazer for me it didn't come down to that at all. Just wanted the monster to pay for her crimes.

[@zachmdful]

@@finfrog3237 Most of the normies here in the comments support the current thing and therefore must believe all women so their bubble of the w0ke narrative doesn't pop.

[@redacted2275]

Johnny deservedly won the case, it wasn't a mere cult of personality like the video is trying to imply. That's not realistic.

[@redacted2275]

@Tblazer Stop writing comments just to use those asinine language vices out of context... "The fact is", "to be fair", "underrated", "can we take a moment to appreciate"... You sound like a comment bot and I really hope you are.

[@thatoneguy7741]

I love how Johnny is just so casual about the insane chaos going on.

[@talmadgeholloway2734]

Cmpared tonwhat he's been throgh this is nothing

[@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625]

Accurate lmao he sounds like a stoner

[@Hatred_in_Your_mind]

You have 666 likes

[@thecomentingcat6280]

Classic Johnny

[@mdpxcsv]

classic ab user behaviour

[@marcusreins6679]

"If she wants to be in Aquaman so bad, then let her drown" had me rolling

[@starbitscg4563]

This is accurate as hell. People unironically want Johnny to say “today is the day you almost caught Jack Sparrow” or some other quip when he wins. I blame the MCU.

[@clippers1731]

I would like him to say: "drink up me hearties, yo ho!" At a bar full of his fans.

[@twichy4life1]

@@clippers1731 well, I live near where this is all going down. Maybe he'll go grab a pint at The Auld Shebeen. It's like a 10 min walk from the court house.

[@dingusgoober]

@Amber Heard 🅥 why would you use amber heard of all people?

[@Yusa25]

why Mcu what has Marvel Cinematic universe to do with this.

[@topgoose4818]

@@Yusa25 the fanbase

[@pancakedaddypro]

It's funny because it's an accurate representation of how so many people actually view Johnny Depp. Not as a person, but as Jack Sparrow.

[@freedom5925]

@objection Hearsay Your dad? I can't see him anywhere...

[@SpringyGirl69]

Yea. After this trial I know a lot more about him as a person. I’ve never watched any of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies and didn’t even know who Johnny was. But after this trial I’ve got to say he’s such a sweet guy

[@karimwebo8546]

Yes:(

[@GrayEyesWorld]

I for one love how Jack Sparrow decided to give up on Pirating, and instead play an eccentric and wholesome movie star named Johnny Depp

[@ditchfood8047]

I think his lawyers did very well trying to humanize him so hes not just seen as jack sparrow but as a human you can sympathize with.

[@DarkSplash]

Felt like a blend of Nox’s courtroom animations combined with MeatCanyon’s classic creeps, great video!

[@Chrismorgan6]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qWbKZ6enr9aciKc Finally It’s here🤠

[@sirpepeofhousekek6741]

Reminds me a lot of Smiling Friends.

[@NexatBlackflame]

@@sirpepeofhousekek6741 when they rushed Johnny I almost thought they were gonna give him the forest demon treatment xD

[@CartoDarko]

LITERALLY I'm so glad people know Nox he's so good

[@amoungus7301]

666 like number 😳

[@noah_am_i]

I love the cod zombie sound effects, really is the cherry on top

[@tearsofjoy5416]

“Appropriate time for a generous glass of pinot Grigio” is the most johnny depp phrase of all time

[@topheavykoolaid]

A mega pint, if you will

[@RedWolfSlots]

You mean "MEGA PINT"?😁

[@Chrismorgan6]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qWbKZ6enr9aciKc Finally It’s here

[@jackgodfrey.]

I love how all the people are so loyal to Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow that they literally treated this like a religious crusade.

[@Rosales3269]

Jeez dude, you got attacked by bots.

[@SamuelBlack84]

I couldn't care less about either of them

[@marekprazak]

true.. id say most people dont care that much about outcome or the trial it self as long as they can get Jack back..

[@BitestheStuff]

@Depp This is more important kzbin.info/www/bejne/mpKnp35smqZ7acU

[@peterstoric6560]

Am one of the few people that actually likes Johnny Depp as a person?

[@veryweirdbunny8303]

I love how you can tell who the main characters are in Meatcannon videos by how horrifying they are drawn

[@YUMISCHAN]

LMAOOO THE FACES ARE ON POINT. This will always scare me to death.

[@wealthybone2990]

I know they look exaggerated but also accurate.

[@XenonFlow08]

Everyone’s talking about Johnny being Jack Sparrow, but no one’s talking about Johnny being Rango!🦎

[@pl4gued0ct0r]

Fr rango was so good!

[@libertyprime2852]

Don’t tango with the rango

[@real-zr9yn]

Bro that's literally my favorite movie of all time💀

[@zanazonobongoz.z8493]

Finally all the dam bots are here 🙄

[@linkthepig4219]

What is with bots these days

[@ScoundrelSFB]

Can I just say how much I love the death metal talking voice? Probably one of the things I look forward to hearing, that and the fact these pieces of art are absolutely fantastic.

[@goon_ass1675]

damn two in less than an hour thats gotta be a record

[@unspecifiied3627]

i believe he used to be in a band doing some deathcore shit or something

[@EuphoriaInBloom]

What voice

[@vipersnakegamer5081]

It’s disturbing how this is the most normal meat canyon video I’ve watched

[@mrtoast244]

I love how nowadays it is inevitable that so many serious things, like this trial, are getting memed to death and it's hilarious. I'm just imagining what it would be like if KZbin was around during the OJ trial lol.

[@sydneygraham1470]

I don't think there's much funny about either of these trials

[@neauxmad1048]

The day the world ends I'm drawing a meme on the nearest wall.

[@dfsempire2712]

Or the Nuremberg trials

[@jamestouchette859]

Or Gaddafi being apprehended and knifed in the area by an angry mob!

[@CGFillertext]

@@neauxmad1048 back to the origin meme Kilroy Was Here

[@LuciferTheFallenGod]

The court: That is the sound of forgiving, screaming then silence Amber's legal team: That's the sound of people drowning Carl

[@runthenumbers9698]

Llamas with Hats reference... in case anyone was wondering

[@PaladinDusty]

@@runthenumbers9698 It's made out of fucking cookies...

[@runthenumbers9698]

@@PaladinDusty What?

[@jacksong2394]

@@runthenumbers9698 Llama’s with Hats is a Filmcow video and he decided to reference another Filmcow video.

[@conrad417teamseas6]

Well, Carl wasn’t the kindest of llamas…

[@dedd.b01]

It's a funny animation but also quite remarkable how he can make an exaggerated but realistic view of how events like this are actually viewed by some

[@funnybunny2515]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rpuwn3iQhq6io6M Finally It’s here.

[@ramr7051]

Fucking BOTS EVERYWHERE

[@Vulpas]

That's an amazing level of newspeak, congratulations.

[@Shaved_Bunny]

@@myyomil ooh now everybody will hate you cause you are not supporting Jack Sparrow:(

[@matthewjenkins4391]

@@myyomil Well, a couple things. One is that even in that situation with Johnny, it's him being hurt, and not Amber. Which is in stark contrast to that one audio clip we know, where she is pretty explicitly guilty of hurting him, and also has very, VERY abuser heavy dialogue, like "I did not punch you, I hit you across the face." And most of the claims she makes is that, he is physically abusing her and hurt her numerous times. So even if he was this manipulator who orchestrated her downfall, it's still going against her claims of physical abuse. In the audio clip I mentioned earlier, it's clear that he also chose to run away from confrontation, and hide himself away, instead of going up against her. That does NOT, and I mean, does NOT, sound like your typical abuser. And you know, it helps build the narrative that he is the abused. And then you know, there's all the other evidence presented, like Kate Moss's testimony where she goes completely against Amber, other testimonies, other evidence of Amber potentially lying, like submitting the same photo of an incident for two different alleged incidents, and all the stuff you've probably seen in news or videos.

[@RoastTurtle22]

Wild that it's been 2, almost 3 years since this took place. Feels like it happened a lot earlier

[@variadi]

Amber's design literally looks like how she would look like in the inside. Very accurate.

[@gammaspector]

Was thinking the exact thing

[@charyyy.]

Lol

[@ChowderTDMOFCAL]

LOL

[@uainjansun]

She looks fine to me. Nothung scary

[@Jmanthefirst]

Amber looks like elon musk

[@kenthefele113]

Even with your animations usually having extremely exaggerated features, this cartoon is incredibly accurate to reality. Aged like fine wine. There are ridiculous fans of Johnny, but Amber is ultimately the villain of this story. Very well done.

[@howardlam6181]

accurate how? A bunch of lawyers who ain't fans of him are siding with him after hearing out the case. Even a psychologist who initially thought both were bad people leaned more towards Depp in the end.

[@Fx_Explains]

@@howardlam6181 people on the Internet especially are taking things too far. I think that's the point of this animation, no one is saying that she is innocent but they way people are hating on her just because they are fans of Johnny lol. i know she's a bad and a manipulative person but I've seen people wishing her the worst, I've seen people saying stuff like "she is the best example of how evil a person can be" and comments similar to that.

[@AnonD38]

@@Fx_Explains dude, it's the internet, nobody here would do or say anything they say here irl

[@Uchizumaki1]

@@Fx_Explains ah yes how dare people hate abusive wastes

[@Fx_Explains]

@@Uchizumaki1 you are one of the people am talking about. it seems like everything i wrote flew over your head.

[@b_rad5651]

Johnny's voice here is perfection! Sounded just like him. Great job!

[@funnybunny2515]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rpuwn3iQhq6io6M Finally It’s here.

[@b_rad5651]

There's a bot in our midst :s

[@MrBlitzardo21]

Johnny depp's voice actor in this video is the composer of most of meatcanyon videos, like the family guy and the dream video

[@MelvinSanderz]

This channel depicts in great dentail the monsters inside the ordinary people

[@Theham772]

Crazy part is that even though this is more of a satirical or cynical take of the trial, it’s still one of the most honest representations showing no extreme bias to either party, and showing public reaction to this trial instead.

[@WILLPORKER]

did you watch the entire video? it showed the judge was biased towards depp, and not the fact that amber and her team of lawyers made everything up and lied to ruin Johnny's entire life.

[@spiffygonzales5899]

Yee. Let's be real, nobody watching this cares of johnny or amber are guilty. They're just fanboys.

[@spiffygonzales5899]

@Lady Tsunade 8=======D - - - (()) FINALLY IT'S HERE

[@Don.Doken04]

@@spiffygonzales5899 guess I'm nobody lol, in all seriousness tho this shit is wild asf it's a roller coaster and if Johnny somehow loses I'm losing faith in justice.

[@Mailed-Knight]

I don't know about that, it didn't have the Amber Stans saying everyone who doesn't support Amber is a sexist.

[@austin184wrestler]

the way he nails the audience's reaction and utter hatred towards amber, in a savage and animalistic way, is absolutely accurate to how social media is right now lmao

[@nicklikesnikes]

she deserves it though. Actions warrant reaction.

[@ninvusoogoar6098]

yeah but tbh she deserves all the hate she is given due to her monstrous actions

[@billzzdimzz2990]

trueee

[@kitsunez]

Yeah but the opposite on the actual media tbh. We live in a clown world

[@heyyythatshtsbussin6436]

It's like when people used to attend public ex*cutions because they had nothing else going on lmaoo

[@idioticsugar4006]

Love how chill Johnny is despite having a bunch of people tear his clothes apart

[@J_The_J]

"dear lord. give me peace.'

[@idioticsugar4006]

@@J_The_J still seems very chill in that line lmao

[@J_The_J]

@@idioticsugar4006 i know lmao

[@tomaszdroszkowski9869]

Copious amounts of drugs killed his nervous system.

[@celticlord88]

I thought they were going to rip him apart lol

[@rubenhinze7695]

Why do I keep watching these videos? I see a video and I'm morbidly fascinated by the concept, knowing I'll hate every minute watching it, unable to stop watching and regret it afterwards. But I still keep watching these videos. It feels like I'm becoming a character in one of Meat Canyon's videos 😂😅

[@lightbulbman7328]

I love how this manages to make fun of every aspect of the court case.

[@themostamericankenjaku]

The only thing that is missing is Amber's lawyer saying "Objection hearsay" all the time

[@redacted2275]

Yeah, physical and emotional abuse sure are funny... false accusation is something to make fun of, sure... Johnny deservedly won the case, it wasn't a mere cult of personality like the video is trying to imply.

[@kylebrouwn6768]

@@redacted2275 You're clearly someone who didn't watch the trial closely. The evidence, both testimonial and forensical, was highly substantial against AH's claims. She lied under oath and that's what got JD the win. While this video does mock those who only see JD as Sparrow, the public does not get to *legally* decide how a trial ends regardless of who's right or wrong. Thats the Jury's job. How this trial ended was based solely on the evidence presented, and it allowed the jurors to reach the conclusion that JD's claims were valid. This result had nothing to do with public opinion, because it's completely separate from the Jury.

[@LgMONSTAa]

@@kylebrouwn6768 That's what he's saying, though. You're agreeing with him. In the video, the jury, the judge and the people in the courtroom are all on Johnny Depp's side solely because they like Jack Sparrow. [redacted] is saying that that isn't why he actually won the court case.

[@jeupater1429]

But, it doesn't it's totally pro Heard propaganda, people in the comments are so enamoured with the production value, they don't even get the actual message this is pushing

[@ericacarlita3860]

The amount of grotesque detail he puts into each main character’s face is so impressive. Even all the background characters have distinct faces, not all just the same basic face with the mouth moving. Papa Meat is truly dedicated to giving us nightmares 🥲🥲

[@lucasaperitivo79]

MeatCanyon*

[@lucasaperitivo79]

@Manaj 🤮

[@mrpuffels5450]

@@lucasaperitivo79 Papa Meat*

[@lucasaperitivo79]

@@mrpuffels5450 MeatCanyon*

[@computerkatt]

@@lucasaperitivo79 Papa Meat*

[@L9BS_]

This is exactly how the trial went. Word for word. I don't understand how this man has the ability to conjure up something so realistic, it actually looks more real than the trial streamed live. Incredible work :)

[@markscherer3881]

This 😂

[@dnasar10]

Doesn't look real at all

[@Cre8Lounge]

By watching the Simpsons

[@shadowdragon7347]

I mean... kinda? Johnny didnt have that many unnecessary details in his story. meanwhile Ambers dog stepped on a bee

[@OhMyCabbages]

MeatCanyon uploaded a vid of the trial and thought we didn't notice

[@MalignMusings]

So many layers here, a parody of the trial, a parody of the parody in the mind of heard, and a parody of its own parody. Great stuff.

[@memeyartist5591]

10/10, thank you for pointing out the people who are ignoring johnny's actual identity and the horrible abuse he endured and are just looking at him as a character he played.

[@karaigrayson8198]

Sad but true He's a human being treat him like one

[@David-jn1gg]

I hate these bots

[@jrtaylor8903]

@@David-jn1gg Finally it has arrived 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

[@quaktoons331]

What an excellent portrayal of the people pretending to care about the trial

[@richyman3141]

We like Jack Sparrow, dont forget that

[@quaktoons331]

@@richyman3141 I'd never forget that. However, everyone needs to remember that the ones on trial are people and not fictional characters.

[@Lizzymorasco4382]

We care about Captian Jack Sparrow

[@christiantaylor1495]

@@quaktoons331 I think it has a broader social importance for men's issues and that's why most people care though. Doesn't make sense. Just like caring about George Floyd incident doesn't make sense, but that's what happens.

[@WoockerPocket]

@@quaktoons331 what are you talking about? That's captain jack Sparrow from the pirates of the Caribbean movie against that girl from Aquaman

[@quinnmcgee7323]

This is actually why I love meatcanyon, he could have gone for the low-hanging fruit and just dogpiled on Amber like the entire world is, but he instead seemed to poke fun at us, the people who turned this into some kind of spectator sport where Johnny (Jack) has turned into basically a religious figure. Truly a strange situation.

[@FabalociousDee]

Meatcanyon is a genius.

[@michaelchen1046]

I noticed you got alot of bot replies, but I totaly agree that this trail is becoming like a witch hunt.

[@24Lorn]

@@michaelchen1046 "Witch hunt", you find the perfect expression!! That's very spot on! I agree.

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

Where is this a thing? Is it a Twitter thing? I'm never on there, so the whole religious figure comparison is lost on me...most of the memes are dumping on AH and the support has been largely on JD side. I think its natural to want to see JD back at the top, after having everything taken away by false allegations...this is a defamation case, and how it impacted his career after all

[@Blueshark8O9]

Anyone else notice the names and profiles of the bots? are they. hanging their profiles to match the topic?

[@jakehero95]

This is perfection. I only wish I had come across it sooner, a true masterpiece of social commentary. 10/10 👏😂

[@HeatherLynnOh]

Nightmare fuel. I love it. I do truly hope Johnny gets the justice he deserves.

[@sadcat7031]

Bro what are these replies

[@terminator6431]

@@sadcat7031 bots my guy

[@venomdude-gc8sw]

@Don't read profile photo no one gives a shit dude

[@jasonmorris9330]

@@sadcat7031 bots

[@Born2Losenot2win]

You mean jack sparrow* ;))

[@sargebon6781]

Finally someone acknowledging how annoying are the people repeating over and over the same things about the trial, Amber and Johnny. I love how accurately Meat portrayed the mass. Good job king.

[@notedbongo]

What's with these bots on every comment?

[@mattriarchal]

Ironically a lot of the other comments show how much they missed the point about the audience in the court-the common public is not fit to make rational judgements about the case

[@SteveSmith-ty8ko]

@@notedbongo KZbin will delete anything you say that they don’t like in a heartbeat but bots are allowed to reign free and do whatever they want.

[@andrelin4345]

Meatcanyon did the same with the video on the beauty channel fiasco

[@CallixGaming]

@@notedbongo don’t you know? It’s here. Finally.

[@tinglingchickenwing1547]

It’s concerning how you’re able to animate these where they’re just the right amount of unnerving

[@Ugandanknuckles5525]

This was a pleasure to witness holy crap😂

[@big_grizz1383]

The design of the audience is the most normal thing I’ve seen out of this channel Edit: Nevermind they started celebrated

[@DizzyHotSauce]

NOTHING IS HERE

[@apesibe6972]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok

[@profoundwanderer1441]

@@DizzyHotSauce No it's here alright! SPAM!! 🥳 Shit is somehow an even more pathetic attempt than what it was like in the 90's. To the point I don't really feel sorry for the simpletons who click on them.

[@VisK_]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok

[@StickyDrawz]

lmfaooo u commented to early i see

[@JT-gi8rx]

I love how Johnny can’t be affected in any way. A mob rips his clothes off, carries him away, he’s totally calm, “Disney didn’t call me back for Pirates 6.” 😂

[@Pink_pr1ncess]

Literally 💀 his face during that entire scene is a whole mood

[@topazfire974]

He was on extra chill about it 😂

[@alex_-od9hf]

@Melon Musk bot

[@2-dsynctium773]

It's like he had already given up on humanity loooooong ago 😂😔

[@crackerjack9371]

😶

[@wallamazoo01]

This was 100% spot on to the realism of the trial, my wife was obsessed with it, though rather calmly, and I just kept wondering to myself "the memes from this shit are going to be wild."

[@CrimsonCruz92]

Lol, I almost missed that, but he said it without any emotions whatsoever.

[@markscherer3881]

100% spot on and no audio tapes of Amber telling Johnny no one would believe him? Yeah ok. Go watch the trial lol

[@erenyeager4223]

i think it might here, based on the replys

[@Sanitnho]

ITS NOT HERE

[@RossComptonthe19th]

One of the only videos I've seen on this thankfully in-the-past subject to criticize the consumers of the trial and not the actual people taking part in it. Fantastic.

[@StriderStryker]

Unpopular Opinion: I actually love his role as *Edward Scissorhands* and it deserves to get recognized.

[@spottedslash4256]

I'm glad someone said this. Also Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.

[@Dennan]

why is it unpopular? he was great in that movie, i watched sleepy hollow again recently and i loved seeing johnny

[@MamaOzzi]

Also Sweeney Todd.

[@Oatmilllk]

and his Charlie and The Chocolate factory is amazing

[@ReginaTrans_]

So that exempts him from being a domestic abuser ?? Guys, just cause he's a good actor doesn't mean he's a good person, you're idolizing him, I'm not supporting Amber but definitely not supporting Johnny Depp either Papa Meat was kinda clear what he's trying to show, yet you're still acting like the audience in the video

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

As of today, this MeatCanyon animation is officially canon. Justice has been served for Johnny and all the other victims of abuse like him.

[@superbrain7852]

Here we go again....

[@Mohammed-bd7ql]

Bailiff, GRAB THE STONES!

[@Dommbuscus]

*Jack

[@anthonymiller934]

@@okey3391 what’s the mustache hate mob?

[@joshua2400]

Jesus Christ loves you all

[@aheedehee6290]

I love how this wasn't out to make Johnny at fault for how people are idolizing him. I've been following this entire case since 2016 and it's really fucking disgusting seeing people on TikTok like, "Aww he's so cute uwu" while he's talking about shit that has most likely traumatized him for the rest of his life.

[@becca2938]

They never cared about what he had to say before, and they still don't care. All they care about is their pirate movie.

[@hannibalburgers477]

Depp is my husbando, nyugga

[@jamesandthemgiantcheeks2798]

Or the people making ships between him and Camille. It's disgusting the way people see this

[@goqurts]

this has been since 2016…?!

[@lukelaurelle2534]

Tik tok generation of internet culture really is killings kids sense of morals and any sense of community. Really scares me as a parent.

[@bannenclements9791]

Never ceases to be horrifying yet so hilarious

[@faykey777]

The fact they got johnnys voice so accurate here seems so real XD

[@Chrismorgan6]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qWbKZ6enr9aciKc Finally It’s here.

[@HeadsetHatGuy]

Finally, this ratio is here

[@Shibby]

This is INSANE.

[@KORNEWARRIOR]

This is marketing my own channel on a trending topic insane

[@a.o.e7168]

Agreed and Horrifyingly Hilarious XD

[@DrewbaccaStarWars]

Bro He actually won

[@mysteryguitarhaziq]

Surprised you're alive on yt. Loved ur Tf2 back in the day

[@Itiswhatitisitiswhatitiswhatit]

INSANEly accurate.

[@TheWanderer1000000]

"People. They've re-casted me. Disney will not be having me back as, Jack Sparrow." - Johnny Depp

[@Noschool100]

"People. They've re-casted me. Disney will not be having me back as, Jack Sparrow." - Jack Sparrow*

[@jazelgalaviz9450]

@@Noschool100 Captain Jack Sparrow*

[@AlexSDU]

Disney can try to stop it, but the people have spoken.

[@jfoquendo]

this channel is my new obsession !

[@Kingo2688]

I love how MeatCanyon can take a character and mess them up but also makes them look accurate at the same time

[@wezz-t812]

What I love about this animation is how real it feels. No otherwordly creatures, or lovecraftian stuff. just how real people act on the internet.

[@DarrinSK]

I think he's truly the king of absurd disturbing caricature

[@Al-qn9py]

The writing for Johnny Depp in this video is absolutely fantastic and the voice acting is just as good 😂

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

Fax

[@ExcaliberOfficial]

I loved the audiences little conversations it shows the hypocrisy of the people not truly caring for Johnny Depp as a man but as an idol!

[@bobbertsonlarz1743]

Dude she literally chopped off the tip of his finger. I just wanna see him get a w on this because domestic abuse cases where women abuse and torture men NEVER go in the men's favor. This is precedent.

[@andrewvillatoro4605]

@@bobbertsonlarz1743 Clearly missed the point

[@superficialcase]

@@andrewvillatoro4605 how is he missing the point?

[@andrewvillatoro4605]

@@superficialcase I don't agree its hypocritical but The point was that people only care for Johnny for his status and as an idol. That they care about his roles more than the man himself.

[@Codenamelana]

You dont have a choice when it jury duty, when they call you you have to go.

[@azura6845]

This representation shows how people dont think of Johnny as a person sometimes, just as what he has acted as such as Jack. Its all for entertainment now, giving the people what they want even if it is unethical (like the death penalty) or recasting Johnny as Jack.

[@braidena1633]

At least someone gets it. It's the dehumanization of celebrities into their roles, Johnny as Jack, Amber as an Mera. And that's all they're good for, as far as the general public is concerned. No interest in johnny as Willy Wonka, mad hatter, the author guy in secret window.. just Jack. Most heartbreaking is the "I'm johnny" (or whatever he says). This one was actually really sad, but judging by most of the comments people completely missed the point

[@epicguy3449]

Wait...the death penalty was real?

[@Sirenhound]

We can't all be psychologists without a grasp of the concept of acting though can we?

[@BillZoro]

@A B Yep, I kept seeing comments in youtube "How can't the judge see that she was the abusive one, not him? bla bla bla" The trial wasn't even about that, the trial wasn't even over, ffs, people had no clue about the context of the trial, its so weird seeing that many people didn't have a clue about what was going on but was still too quick to jump the gun.

[@Neethan3247]

This is exactly why I didn't choose a side.

[@TheBestEverEverEver]

They both look so spot on it’s almost scary, how a cartoon can be so realistic but cartoony at the same time is beyond me. Obligatory “omg thank you for the likes I’ve never had so many” comment

[@Chrismorgan6]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qWbKZ6enr9aciKc Finally It’s here

[@puurrrr]

Usually these cartoons scare tf out of me. Idk why. The animation is just scary looking

[@user-dy8mj5qb4o]

Meat canyon tries to hard to be funny

[@nicoledeloney4819]

@@user-dy8mj5qb4o it’s not even meat canyon trying to be funny, it’s actual facts. Look at how he portrayed the audience about only knowing Johnnys role as “jack sparrow”. There’s a much bigger picture here that you seem to me completely oblivious to

[@hadbetterdays8118]

Yeah he got Amber's face on correctly

[@redfox4220]

2:45 I love how they approached Johnny making sounds like a call of duty zombie

[@gossbert_25]

That's what Brian says that

[@itz_Deadpool_Editz]

Because they act like they are 😂😂😂

[@kaitlyn.073]

okay but no one’s gonna talk about his roles in what’s eating gilbert grape and edward scissorhands! those are my favorite johnny depp movies!

[@skilxrd1203]

I like how he pointed out the fact that almost everybody is almost forcing Johnny to play again as Jack Sparrow, leave him alone.

[@jamestouchette859]

Shit, if I were Johnny, I'd take this opportunity to retire without needing to explain myself and still go out as the hero. This case is basically his Golden Ticket out of Hollywood!

[@theunkownbanana1823]

Leave him alone! You're lucky he even performed for you bastards! LEAVE JOHNNY ALONE!

[@miguelpadeiro762]

Wtf you're lucky to have 2 finnaly its here blokes under one single comment, but how many are these? 5? Wow...just wow

[@godisreal77726]

I feel more sympathy towards this cartoon version of Heard than the real thing.

[@meipei2423]

Same here. I honestly feel bad for the animation version.

[@Terminalsanity]

Well she doesn't talk here that kind of helps by default...

[@DemBigOlEyes]

Makes sense. Her lawyers aren't screaming objection, hearsay, and she didn't say a word or make any fake crying expressions. Much easier to appreciate this version of her.

[@ludovicusbathory1715]

Oh thank god I thought I was the only that felt slightly bad for the animated version of her. But like some said maybe its because she was not talking like the real one.

[@mushroommanriptechnoblade5065]

@@ludovicusbathory1715 imao same