Johnny Nice Painter

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JugglerJim01

JugglerJim01

10 жыл бұрын

An alternative version from The Fast Show :)

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@stirfrywok2927
@stirfrywok2927 Жыл бұрын
The easel budget must have been through the roof for these sketches
@nigelcarren
@nigelcarren 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else watching this from deep within a chasm of clams?
@squidword64
@squidword64 3 жыл бұрын
And watching with my eyes that are pies.
@nigelcarren
@nigelcarren 3 жыл бұрын
@@squidword64 😂😂 Shall I put you by the window mother?
@squidword64
@squidword64 3 жыл бұрын
@@nigelcarren No! fold her up like a ticket and poke her in a hole.
@MattChez
@MattChez 3 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this from Fathers grave.
@AustinTheWeenieTickler
@AustinTheWeenieTickler Жыл бұрын
They’ve landed on the pier.
@pho3nix-
@pho3nix- 2 жыл бұрын
The patience of this woman is extraordinary, throughout the ordeal with her husbands neurosis - she still chooses to continue painting with him.
@mattiemclean9882
@mattiemclean9882 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah its not real you know
@jamesmullen3601
@jamesmullen3601 9 ай бұрын
I think she's deliberately causing it. After all, who's buying all the black paint? I can't see Johnny making that transaction without a severe episode.
@PiousMoltar
@PiousMoltar 3 жыл бұрын
Still my favourite Fast Show character
@andradas9688
@andradas9688 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely GENIUS!
@lucyhogan7686
@lucyhogan7686 3 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that he says things like "I'll just paint this lovely little bridge aaah! black the despair of blackness"
@daverage4729
@daverage4729 2 жыл бұрын
"Whats for tea mother? MAGGOTS ON TOAST!!!!???"
@WorldWidePatriots
@WorldWidePatriots 3 жыл бұрын
That scream tho.
@NinjaBenification
@NinjaBenification 8 жыл бұрын
i literally cant stop laughing because of the bit at the end....am crying
@warreng675
@warreng675 4 жыл бұрын
Why
@solongsuicide9
@solongsuicide9 3 жыл бұрын
*I'm crying
@SirDigbyMinge-or8md
@SirDigbyMinge-or8md Ай бұрын
R.I.P. Teddy Pumpkin.
@itshannahost
@itshannahost 8 жыл бұрын
I am so obsessed with this.
@wullsmutt
@wullsmutt 6 жыл бұрын
My second favourite character after Dave Angel Eco Warrior!
@bluescousenilsatis
@bluescousenilsatis 4 жыл бұрын
That scream just wrecks me and my boy everytime... Genius
@bluescousenilsatis
@bluescousenilsatis 4 жыл бұрын
@strawberry smith The choice of names is just perfect, whether it's Swiss Tony, Dave Angel or Johnny Black. They fit the characters... Teddy Pumpkin creates mental images of a slightly wierd geeky boyfriend.
@strappaplank6017
@strappaplank6017 3 жыл бұрын
same same
@thorpevic
@thorpevic 2 жыл бұрын
Johnny Nice Painter. One of my favourite characters!
@Cheezwizzz
@Cheezwizzz 6 ай бұрын
I didn’t expect that scream at the end and it scared me 😂😂😂
@kukumuniu5658
@kukumuniu5658 Ай бұрын
I don't understand why for so many years no one posted all of Johnny's adventures in one video from the beginning to the end
@eleanorhogan8643
@eleanorhogan8643 2 жыл бұрын
Those cows would be in the great cow shed in the sky by now.
@aporue5893
@aporue5893 3 жыл бұрын
''look at those deep,dark shadows under the trees,what colour should we use?'' LOL here we go......
@PiousMoltar
@PiousMoltar 3 жыл бұрын
ORANGE! LIKE THE BURNING PITILESS SUN THAT WILL ONE DAY ENGULF US ALL
@aporue5893
@aporue5893 3 жыл бұрын
THE GULLS HAVE PLUCKED OUT MY EYES
@robertsuch3614
@robertsuch3614 3 жыл бұрын
“White, like everyone in a senior position at the BBC!” Totally crying at this...and all of it. Charlie Higson, you are a genius, pmsl 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@terrybunch7313
@terrybunch7313 8 ай бұрын
Found the self-hating libcuck.
@SotiCoto
@SotiCoto 7 жыл бұрын
I never saw this one on tv. Awesome!
@jugglerjim01
@jugglerjim01 7 жыл бұрын
SotiCoto I think it was a special just shown online.
@flipper2392
@flipper2392 2 жыл бұрын
Me neither. thanks for posting.
@chriswalford9228
@chriswalford9228 2 жыл бұрын
Oh the insanity of depression . A dark world that spins in any direction it feels . Black and white bits are no problem you can cope with them, it's the coloured times that mess with your head .
@user-py1wt4si3d
@user-py1wt4si3d 9 ай бұрын
Charlie is a genius
@eamonahern7495
@eamonahern7495 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't expect that!
@paulingleby3756
@paulingleby3756 Жыл бұрын
A little bit of "trying not to laugh out loud" going on in the background..🤣😂🤣🤣😂
@redpillnibbler4423
@redpillnibbler4423 Жыл бұрын
Black - like the schisms of laughter as they wired me in. Black - as the tendrilled Chupacabra a creep creep creeping through the blackest black undergrowth. Black - like the tiniest current plucked from the mother cake and roasted OHHHH so relentlessly roasted upon the blackened souls of Salem.
@MeMyself-jz9ms
@MeMyself-jz9ms Ай бұрын
You should get a job writing comedy. That was good
@redpillnibbler4423
@redpillnibbler4423 Ай бұрын
@@MeMyself-jz9ms Thanks,I honestly don’t even remember writing it. 😄
@Booster85
@Booster85 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely class 😂
@vermilliongecko
@vermilliongecko 7 жыл бұрын
Being the only sane sibling of a brother and a sister with schizophrenia, this is what it's been like every weekend, birthday, Christmas Day and Boxing Day in out family home for the past 27 years. They're kicking off and smashing things up around you, while you try and stay calm and pretend everything's normal, when you're actually really disappointed that another nice day has been ruined by mental illness.
@JackW42
@JackW42 5 жыл бұрын
Vermillion 303 💚
@hanumaniam
@hanumaniam 5 жыл бұрын
Vermillion 303 sorry to hear. 💚Does this kind of comedy help or hinder you?
@starwarsroo2448
@starwarsroo2448 5 жыл бұрын
Black
@JoeyXSmith
@JoeyXSmith 3 жыл бұрын
I emphasize with you. My mother has schizophrenia. It was a nightmare being around her.
@JakeLDS
@JakeLDS 2 жыл бұрын
My older sister developed Schizophrenia when she was 15 while I was 10. So from 10 onwards my house was the same. My sister ripped the living room door of it's hinges once. One of the most traumatic episodes is when she thought I had died and she was crying on me, I was trying to tell her I was alive and fine but she was devistated and convinced she saw me die. Thankfully after years of experimenting doctors have found a dose of medication that keeps her relatively stable.
@googleisshittoss
@googleisshittoss 7 жыл бұрын
First time i watched this on TV..I weed a bit!
@aporue5893
@aporue5893 3 жыл бұрын
TEDDY PUMPKIN!
@pauljackson2409
@pauljackson2409 4 жыл бұрын
They cured him of his obsession with black. That's the good news... 🤣
@highdownmartin
@highdownmartin 3 жыл бұрын
It were the bang on ‘ is ‘ ead
@eileensmyth4688
@eileensmyth4688 4 жыл бұрын
When she slaps him, lol, I thought he'll finally snap out of it forever, but just moves to orange! Lol Seems like it could of been a Comic Relief special
@twitchygiraffe4636
@twitchygiraffe4636 Жыл бұрын
Don’t think it was comic relief? As he slags the BBC by saying that everyone is white in a senior position there and they broadcast comic relief! Think this might have something to do with fosters funny or something like that??
@94popart
@94popart 7 жыл бұрын
teddy pumpkin! LOL
@robertjamesgreen
@robertjamesgreen 5 жыл бұрын
You lock me in the cellar and feed me pins
@aporue5893
@aporue5893 3 жыл бұрын
PINS! X''D
@JessCollinsss
@JessCollinsss 7 жыл бұрын
the end of the video I'm crying
@jugglerjim01
@jugglerjim01 7 жыл бұрын
Jess Collins There's 1 or 2 additional bits that I wasn't aware of when I uploaded this. Just the odd few seconds here and there of him going on about different colours until she slaps him back to black :D
@danielsimpson1041
@danielsimpson1041 6 жыл бұрын
Why?
@testaccount8921
@testaccount8921 4 жыл бұрын
@@danielsimpson1041 depression?
@hermanthetosser4219
@hermanthetosser4219 Ай бұрын
Nice scream
@sunnyjim1355
@sunnyjim1355 2 ай бұрын
I've read many of the comments, and yet not one has addressed the white elephant in the room.....
@shandywarhol4444
@shandywarhol4444 Жыл бұрын
I doubt the BBC comment has stood the test of time, but, it's still AFAF!! Cheers!! Kx
@AReallyLongAndUnremakableUser
@AReallyLongAndUnremakableUser 3 жыл бұрын
I can't remember the actual names of the husband and wife painters, but they really captured thhe look of both here in this wonderful micky take.
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic Жыл бұрын
Johnny and Katie
@scottturnbull2619
@scottturnbull2619 Жыл бұрын
Based on Alwyn and June Crawshaw.
@thecatsarse6542
@thecatsarse6542 2 ай бұрын
Have you got any of that lovely ham?
@blaksu
@blaksu 2 жыл бұрын
The end is inspired by Werner Herzog's Enigma of Kaspar Hauser
@TheTheobear
@TheTheobear 4 жыл бұрын
Midnight Blue!
@nickturner4150
@nickturner4150 3 жыл бұрын
Makes a change.
@monkeycrud
@monkeycrud 3 жыл бұрын
Where is the original one with you lock me in the cellar and feed me pins?
@thatoneguychad420
@thatoneguychad420 3 жыл бұрын
Which episode or special is this? I've watched all 3 seasons over the last week or so, didn't see this one. I've also watched the specials, apart from the inside leg and the newest special.
@emmacook1984
@emmacook1984 Жыл бұрын
1:50 🤣🤣🤣
@kindnessfirst9670
@kindnessfirst9670 2 жыл бұрын
Any artist knows you don't use black for shadows- use blue and purple.
@sweetfreedomGB
@sweetfreedomGB 4 жыл бұрын
Black works best for Johnny
@grahamschofield8730
@grahamschofield8730 3 жыл бұрын
"B L A C K".....
@BruceMardle
@BruceMardle 4 жыл бұрын
I hadn't seen that one before. Was it the last one, or did they just run out of things to say about black?
@jugglerjim01
@jugglerjim01 4 жыл бұрын
I think was an online special they did sponsored by Fosters.
@TimChuma
@TimChuma 7 жыл бұрын
Actually pure black is not really used that much in painting at least not for nature scenes.
@FilipPandrc
@FilipPandrc 6 жыл бұрын
I don't know much about painting, but I'm sure if you mix a lot of colors you get something close to black, so I guess pure black is not needed.
@andrewmorrice9139
@andrewmorrice9139 4 жыл бұрын
That's what I was taught at school, so I assumed that's what this sketch started off from.
@edejong
@edejong Жыл бұрын
Well, he's making some progress i suppose.
@ShahPhilLeotardo
@ShahPhilLeotardo 2 жыл бұрын
“WHITE, WHITE, Like everyone in a senior position at The BBC!”
@thatoneguychad420
@thatoneguychad420 3 жыл бұрын
Where can I find the online only season of the fast show?
@jugglerjim01
@jugglerjim01 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry dude, I have no idea where you might find it these days.
@thatoneguychad420
@thatoneguychad420 3 жыл бұрын
@@jugglerjim01 no worries man. It's got to exist somewhere online. I've been having trouble getting hold of Bo Selecta as well. Although I can just buy the DVDs for cheap. Another one I can't find is Harry Enfield's television program
@danielwilliamson6180
@danielwilliamson6180 5 жыл бұрын
It was never explained why Johnny didn't like the color black. I was telling a friend about Johnny the Nice Painter cos she's never seen The Fast Show and she thinks that Johnny may be a racist. Some of the crazy stuff he says when he freaks out over the color black hints that something traumatic happened to him as a child.
@guydavies1342
@guydavies1342 5 жыл бұрын
Classical style artists have a massive hang up about never using black as its considered, at best, cheating. Johnny Nice is portrayed as one of those kind of artists who has taken it to a neurotic level.
@thesceptic1018
@thesceptic1018 4 жыл бұрын
Johnny’s a fictional character in a comedy show
@MasterofSpiders
@MasterofSpiders 4 жыл бұрын
@@thesceptic1018 This is the best comment in the entire history of KZbin.
@keithdukes5990
@keithdukes5990 3 жыл бұрын
@@MasterofSpiders Lol! They see it everywhere, everyday in everything!!!
@twitchygiraffe4636
@twitchygiraffe4636 Жыл бұрын
Or Charlie Higson who created this character was probably listening to Current 93 (named after a Aleister Crowley equation) and thought “i’ve got a great idea for the fast show!”
@danielwilliamson6180
@danielwilliamson6180 8 жыл бұрын
2:26 LOL hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@henryjohnson9350
@henryjohnson9350 2 жыл бұрын
Who the hell would dislike?
@jugglerjim01
@jugglerjim01 2 жыл бұрын
The world is full of strangeness 😁
@94popart
@94popart 7 жыл бұрын
black! black! like the sky, like the sea, black, all black!
@free..to..air..
@free..to..air.. 6 сағат бұрын
Johnny must go through an awful lot of easels and canvases in the course of his tantrums.. an expensive business...painting in a black mood
@kimmolaine8069
@kimmolaine8069 6 жыл бұрын
Black...
@recruitmentch
@recruitmentch 6 жыл бұрын
01:58 HAHAHA.
@terrybunch7313
@terrybunch7313 8 ай бұрын
1:57 Ooof 🙄
@jugglerjim01
@jugglerjim01 8 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@ospreybird
@ospreybird 3 жыл бұрын
:-)
@94popart
@94popart 7 жыл бұрын
😂
@lusyhognaston3777
@lusyhognaston3777 3 жыл бұрын
If she just said ebony, then there would have been no problems but then it would not be so funny then.
@peterbrown6434
@peterbrown6434 6 жыл бұрын
.ucking Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
@aporue5893
@aporue5893 3 жыл бұрын
*black*
@IMTHEBIGGESTCUNT
@IMTHEBIGGESTCUNT 9 ай бұрын
Racism. Caught at an earlier stage?… That twisted painter was ahead of his time? Just like, da Vinci…
@nigelparker5886
@nigelparker5886 3 жыл бұрын
Dark umber Johnny..... black mother..or this time WHITE!!
@jonseeker3495
@jonseeker3495 2 ай бұрын
White ..like everyone in a senior position in the BBC 😂👍
@morestupidforms
@morestupidforms 4 жыл бұрын
Back when BBC comedy was actually funny, rather than box ticking.
@slupperd
@slupperd Жыл бұрын
Nah
@lmjones7716
@lmjones7716 3 жыл бұрын
I've noticed a trend amongst comedians. They stop being funny when they reach 45 or so.
@Tubeite
@Tubeite 2 жыл бұрын
Probably used up all the best jokes by then.
@AthelstanEngland
@AthelstanEngland 3 жыл бұрын
"like everybody in a senior position at the BBC"... oh disaster - just realised one of my favourite shows may have started the woke nonsense!
@theonetheonlyjoey
@theonetheonlyjoey Жыл бұрын
pointing out facts = "woke nonsense" 😂😂 sounds about right, given the state Britain is in today
@sawleyram7405
@sawleyram7405 2 жыл бұрын
Was great before they added the race politics.... sigh...
@JasonJason210
@JasonJason210 5 жыл бұрын
Sadly I didn't find this one funny. At all. The word that triggers Johnny's behaviour is "black". This is obviously a politically correct version. The sketch is now example of how politics wrecks humour. This is why Benny Hill was axed and ended up eating himself to death through depression.
@PiousMoltar
@PiousMoltar 3 жыл бұрын
Aw come on. It was still funny as hell. The fact that "black" didn't set him off but "white" did is the joke. Also: " ORANGE! LIKE THE BURNING PITILESS SUN THAT WILL ONE DAY ENGULF US ALL". You can't tell me that's not funny.
@JasonJason210
@JasonJason210 3 жыл бұрын
@@PiousMoltar It has to be black. Sorry.
@lmjones7716
@lmjones7716 3 жыл бұрын
I agree. It was awful when you compare it the 90s sketches.
@keithdukes5990
@keithdukes5990 3 жыл бұрын
This was the politically correct version to appease the woke brigade! Therefore, totally ruined the original concept!!!
@vermilliongecko
@vermilliongecko 7 жыл бұрын
Being the only sane sibling of a brother and a sister with schizophrenia, this is what it's been like every weekend, birthday, Christmas Day and Boxing Day in out family home for the past 27 years. They're kicking off and smashing things up around you, while you try and stay calm and pretend everything's normal, when you're actually really disappointed that another nice day has been ruined by mental illness.
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