Johnny Nice Painter

An alternative version from The Fast Show :)

[@stirfrywok2927]

The easel budget must have been through the roof for these sketches

[@nigelcarren]

Anyone else watching this from deep within a chasm of clams?

[@squidword64]

And watching with my eyes that are pies.

[@nigelcarren]

@@squidword64 😂😂 Shall I put you by the window mother?

[@squidword64]

@@nigelcarren No! fold her up like a ticket and poke her in a hole.

[@MattChez]

I'm watching this from Fathers grave.

[@AustinTheWeenieTickler]

They’ve landed on the pier.

[@pho3nix-]

The patience of this woman is extraordinary, throughout the ordeal with her husbands neurosis - she still chooses to continue painting with him.

[@mattiemclean9882]

Yeah its not real you know

[@jamesmullen3601]

I think she's deliberately causing it. After all, who's buying all the black paint? I can't see Johnny making that transaction without a severe episode.

[@PiousMoltar]

Still my favourite Fast Show character

[@andradas9688]

Absolutely GENIUS!

[@lucyhogan7686]

I love the fact that he says things like "I'll just paint this lovely little bridge aaah! black the despair of blackness"

[@daverage4729]

"Whats for tea mother? MAGGOTS ON TOAST!!!!???"

[@WorldWidePatriots]

That scream tho.

[@NinjaBenification]

i literally cant stop laughing because of the bit at the end....am crying

[@warreng675]

Why

[@solongsuicide9]

*I'm crying

[@SirDigbyMinge-or8md]

R.I.P. Teddy Pumpkin.

[@itshannahost]

I am so obsessed with this.

[@wullsmutt]

My second favourite character after Dave Angel Eco Warrior!

[@bluescousenilsatis]

That scream just wrecks me and my boy everytime... Genius

[@bluescousenilsatis]

@strawberry smith The choice of names is just perfect, whether it's Swiss Tony, Dave Angel or Johnny Black. They fit the characters... Teddy Pumpkin creates mental images of a slightly wierd geeky boyfriend.

[@strappaplank6017]

same same

[@thorpevic]

Johnny Nice Painter. One of my favourite characters!

[@Cheezwizzz]

I didn’t expect that scream at the end and it scared me 😂😂😂

[@kukumuniu5658]

I don't understand why for so many years no one posted all of Johnny's adventures in one video from the beginning to the end

[@eleanorhogan8643]

Those cows would be in the great cow shed in the sky by now.

[@aporue5893]

''look at those deep,dark shadows under the trees,what colour should we use?'' LOL here we go......

[@PiousMoltar]

ORANGE! LIKE THE BURNING PITILESS SUN THAT WILL ONE DAY ENGULF US ALL

[@aporue5893]

THE GULLS HAVE PLUCKED OUT MY EYES

[@robertsuch3614]

“White, like everyone in a senior position at the BBC!” Totally crying at this...and all of it. Charlie Higson, you are a genius, pmsl 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@terrybunch7313]

Found the self-hating libcuck.

[@SotiCoto]

I never saw this one on tv. Awesome!

[@jugglerjim01]

SotiCoto I think it was a special just shown online.

[@flipper2392]

Me neither. thanks for posting.

[@user-py1wt4si3d]

Charlie is a genius

[@chriswalford9228]

Oh the insanity of depression . A dark world that spins in any direction it feels . Black and white bits are no problem you can cope with them, it's the coloured times that mess with your head .

[@eamonahern7495]

I didn't expect that!

[@paulingleby3756]

A little bit of "trying not to laugh out loud" going on in the background..🤣😂🤣🤣😂

[@redpillnibbler4423]

Black - like the schisms of laughter as they wired me in. Black - as the tendrilled Chupacabra a creep creep creeping through the blackest black undergrowth. Black - like the tiniest current plucked from the mother cake and roasted OHHHH so relentlessly roasted upon the blackened souls of Salem.

[@MeMyself-jz9ms]

You should get a job writing comedy. That was good

[@redpillnibbler4423]

@@MeMyself-jz9ms Thanks,I honestly don’t even remember writing it. 😄

[@Booster85]

Absolutely class 😂

[@vermilliongecko]

Being the only sane sibling of a brother and a sister with schizophrenia, this is what it's been like every weekend, birthday, Christmas Day and Boxing Day in out family home for the past 27 years. They're kicking off and smashing things up around you, while you try and stay calm and pretend everything's normal, when you're actually really disappointed that another nice day has been ruined by mental illness.

[@JackW42]

Vermillion 303 💚

[@hanumaniam]

Vermillion 303 sorry to hear. 💚Does this kind of comedy help or hinder you?

[@starwarsroo2448]

Black

[@JoeyXSmith]

I emphasize with you. My mother has schizophrenia. It was a nightmare being around her.

[@JakeLDS]

My older sister developed Schizophrenia when she was 15 while I was 10. So from 10 onwards my house was the same. My sister ripped the living room door of it's hinges once. One of the most traumatic episodes is when she thought I had died and she was crying on me, I was trying to tell her I was alive and fine but she was devistated and convinced she saw me die. Thankfully after years of experimenting doctors have found a dose of medication that keeps her relatively stable.

[@googleisshittoss]

First time i watched this on TV..I weed a bit!

[@aporue5893]

TEDDY PUMPKIN!

[@pauljackson2409]

They cured him of his obsession with black. That's the good news... 🤣

[@highdownmartin]

It were the bang on ‘ is ‘ ead

[@eileensmyth4688]

When she slaps him, lol, I thought he'll finally snap out of it forever, but just moves to orange! Lol Seems like it could of been a Comic Relief special

[@twitchygiraffe4636]

Don’t think it was comic relief? As he slags the BBC by saying that everyone is white in a senior position there and they broadcast comic relief! Think this might have something to do with fosters funny or something like that??

[@94popart]

teddy pumpkin! LOL

[@robertjamesgreen]

You lock me in the cellar and feed me pins

[@aporue5893]

PINS! X''D

[@JessCollinsss]

the end of the video I'm crying

[@jugglerjim01]

Jess Collins There's 1 or 2 additional bits that I wasn't aware of when I uploaded this. Just the odd few seconds here and there of him going on about different colours until she slaps him back to black :D

[@danielsimpson1041]

Why?

[@testaccount8921]

@@danielsimpson1041 depression?

[@hermanthetosser4219]

Nice scream

[@sunnyjim1355]

I've read many of the comments, and yet not one has addressed the white elephant in the room.....

[@shandywarhol4444]

I doubt the BBC comment has stood the test of time, but, it's still AFAF!! Cheers!! Kx

[@AReallyLongAndUnremakableUser]

I can't remember the actual names of the husband and wife painters, but they really captured thhe look of both here in this wonderful micky take.

[@Lord_Skeptic]

Johnny and Katie

[@scottturnbull2619]

Based on Alwyn and June Crawshaw.

[@thecatsarse6542]

Have you got any of that lovely ham?

[@blaksu]

The end is inspired by Werner Herzog's Enigma of Kaspar Hauser

[@TheTheobear]

Midnight Blue!

[@nickturner4150]

Makes a change.

[@monkeycrud]

Where is the original one with you lock me in the cellar and feed me pins?

[@thatoneguychad420]

Which episode or special is this? I've watched all 3 seasons over the last week or so, didn't see this one. I've also watched the specials, apart from the inside leg and the newest special.

[@emmacook1984]

1:50 🤣🤣🤣

[@kindnessfirst9670]

Any artist knows you don't use black for shadows- use blue and purple.

[@sweetfreedomGB]

Black works best for Johnny

[@grahamschofield8730]

"B L A C K".....

[@BruceMardle]

I hadn't seen that one before. Was it the last one, or did they just run out of things to say about black?

[@jugglerjim01]

I think was an online special they did sponsored by Fosters.

[@TimChuma]

Actually pure black is not really used that much in painting at least not for nature scenes.

[@FilipPandrc]

I don't know much about painting, but I'm sure if you mix a lot of colors you get something close to black, so I guess pure black is not needed.

[@andrewmorrice9139]

That's what I was taught at school, so I assumed that's what this sketch started off from.

[@edejong]

Well, he's making some progress i suppose.

[@ShahPhilLeotardo]

“WHITE, WHITE, Like everyone in a senior position at The BBC!”

[@thatoneguychad420]

Where can I find the online only season of the fast show?

[@jugglerjim01]

Sorry dude, I have no idea where you might find it these days.

[@thatoneguychad420]

@@jugglerjim01 no worries man. It's got to exist somewhere online. I've been having trouble getting hold of Bo Selecta as well. Although I can just buy the DVDs for cheap. Another one I can't find is Harry Enfield's television program

[@danielwilliamson6180]

It was never explained why Johnny didn't like the color black. I was telling a friend about Johnny the Nice Painter cos she's never seen The Fast Show and she thinks that Johnny may be a racist. Some of the crazy stuff he says when he freaks out over the color black hints that something traumatic happened to him as a child.

[@guydavies1342]

Classical style artists have a massive hang up about never using black as its considered, at best, cheating. Johnny Nice is portrayed as one of those kind of artists who has taken it to a neurotic level.

[@thesceptic1018]

Johnny’s a fictional character in a comedy show

[@MasterofSpiders]

@@thesceptic1018 This is the best comment in the entire history of KZbin.

[@keithdukes5990]

@@MasterofSpiders Lol! They see it everywhere, everyday in everything!!!

[@twitchygiraffe4636]

Or Charlie Higson who created this character was probably listening to Current 93 (named after a Aleister Crowley equation) and thought “i’ve got a great idea for the fast show!”

[@danielwilliamson6180]

2:26 LOL hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@henryjohnson9350]

Who the hell would dislike?

[@jugglerjim01]

The world is full of strangeness 😁

[@94popart]

black! black! like the sky, like the sea, black, all black!

[@free..to..air..]

Johnny must go through an awful lot of easels and canvases in the course of his tantrums.. an expensive business...painting in a black mood

[@kimmolaine8069]

Black...

[@recruitmentch]

01:58 HAHAHA.

[@terrybunch7313]

1:57 Ooof 🙄

[@jugglerjim01]

🤣🤣

[@ospreybird]

:-)

[@94popart]

😂

[@lusyhognaston3777]

If she just said ebony, then there would have been no problems but then it would not be so funny then.

[@peterbrown6434]

.ucking Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[@aporue5893]

*black*

[@IMTHEBIGGESTCUNT]

Racism. Caught at an earlier stage?… That twisted painter was ahead of his time? Just like, da Vinci…

[@nigelparker5886]

Dark umber Johnny..... black mother..or this time WHITE!!

[@jonseeker3495]

White ..like everyone in a senior position in the BBC 😂👍

[@morestupidforms]

Back when BBC comedy was actually funny, rather than box ticking.

[@slupperd]

Nah

[@lmjones7716]

I've noticed a trend amongst comedians. They stop being funny when they reach 45 or so.

[@Tubeite]

Probably used up all the best jokes by then.

[@AthelstanEngland]

"like everybody in a senior position at the BBC"... oh disaster - just realised one of my favourite shows may have started the woke nonsense!

[@theonetheonlyjoey]

pointing out facts = "woke nonsense" 😂😂 sounds about right, given the state Britain is in today

[@sawleyram7405]

Was great before they added the race politics.... sigh...

[@JasonJason210]

Sadly I didn't find this one funny. At all. The word that triggers Johnny's behaviour is "black". This is obviously a politically correct version. The sketch is now example of how politics wrecks humour. This is why Benny Hill was axed and ended up eating himself to death through depression.

[@PiousMoltar]

Aw come on. It was still funny as hell. The fact that "black" didn't set him off but "white" did is the joke. Also: " ORANGE! LIKE THE BURNING PITILESS SUN THAT WILL ONE DAY ENGULF US ALL". You can't tell me that's not funny.

[@JasonJason210]

@@PiousMoltar It has to be black. Sorry.

[@lmjones7716]

I agree. It was awful when you compare it the 90s sketches.

[@keithdukes5990]

This was the politically correct version to appease the woke brigade! Therefore, totally ruined the original concept!!!

[@vermilliongecko]

Being the only sane sibling of a brother and a sister with schizophrenia, this is what it's been like every weekend, birthday, Christmas Day and Boxing Day in out family home for the past 27 years. They're kicking off and smashing things up around you, while you try and stay calm and pretend everything's normal, when you're actually really disappointed that another nice day has been ruined by mental illness.