The easel budget must have been through the roof for these sketches
@nigelcarren3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else watching this from deep within a chasm of clams?
@squidword643 жыл бұрын
And watching with my eyes that are pies.
@nigelcarren3 жыл бұрын
@@squidword64 😂😂 Shall I put you by the window mother?
@squidword643 жыл бұрын
@@nigelcarren No! fold her up like a ticket and poke her in a hole.
@MattChez3 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this from Fathers grave.
@AustinTheWeenieTickler Жыл бұрын
They’ve landed on the pier.
@pho3nix-2 жыл бұрын
The patience of this woman is extraordinary, throughout the ordeal with her husbands neurosis - she still chooses to continue painting with him.
@mattiemclean98822 жыл бұрын
Yeah its not real you know
@jamesmullen36019 ай бұрын
I think she's deliberately causing it. After all, who's buying all the black paint? I can't see Johnny making that transaction without a severe episode.
@PiousMoltar3 жыл бұрын
Still my favourite Fast Show character
@andradas96884 жыл бұрын
Absolutely GENIUS!
@lucyhogan76863 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that he says things like "I'll just paint this lovely little bridge aaah! black the despair of blackness"
@daverage47292 жыл бұрын
"Whats for tea mother? MAGGOTS ON TOAST!!!!???"
@WorldWidePatriots3 жыл бұрын
That scream tho.
@NinjaBenification8 жыл бұрын
i literally cant stop laughing because of the bit at the end....am crying
@warreng6754 жыл бұрын
Why
@solongsuicide93 жыл бұрын
*I'm crying
@SirDigbyMinge-or8mdАй бұрын
R.I.P. Teddy Pumpkin.
@itshannahost8 жыл бұрын
I am so obsessed with this.
@wullsmutt6 жыл бұрын
My second favourite character after Dave Angel Eco Warrior!
@bluescousenilsatis4 жыл бұрын
That scream just wrecks me and my boy everytime... Genius
@bluescousenilsatis4 жыл бұрын
@strawberry smith The choice of names is just perfect, whether it's Swiss Tony, Dave Angel or Johnny Black. They fit the characters... Teddy Pumpkin creates mental images of a slightly wierd geeky boyfriend.
@strappaplank60173 жыл бұрын
same same
@thorpevic2 жыл бұрын
Johnny Nice Painter. One of my favourite characters!
@Cheezwizzz6 ай бұрын
I didn’t expect that scream at the end and it scared me 😂😂😂
@kukumuniu5658Ай бұрын
I don't understand why for so many years no one posted all of Johnny's adventures in one video from the beginning to the end
@eleanorhogan86432 жыл бұрын
Those cows would be in the great cow shed in the sky by now.
@aporue58933 жыл бұрын
''look at those deep,dark shadows under the trees,what colour should we use?'' LOL here we go......
@PiousMoltar3 жыл бұрын
ORANGE! LIKE THE BURNING PITILESS SUN THAT WILL ONE DAY ENGULF US ALL
@aporue58933 жыл бұрын
THE GULLS HAVE PLUCKED OUT MY EYES
@robertsuch36143 жыл бұрын
“White, like everyone in a senior position at the BBC!” Totally crying at this...and all of it. Charlie Higson, you are a genius, pmsl 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@terrybunch73138 ай бұрын
Found the self-hating libcuck.
@SotiCoto7 жыл бұрын
I never saw this one on tv. Awesome!
@jugglerjim017 жыл бұрын
SotiCoto I think it was a special just shown online.
@flipper23922 жыл бұрын
Me neither. thanks for posting.
@user-py1wt4si3d9 ай бұрын
Charlie is a genius
@chriswalford92282 жыл бұрын
Oh the insanity of depression . A dark world that spins in any direction it feels . Black and white bits are no problem you can cope with them, it's the coloured times that mess with your head .
@eamonahern74952 жыл бұрын
I didn't expect that!
@paulingleby3756 Жыл бұрын
A little bit of "trying not to laugh out loud" going on in the background..🤣😂🤣🤣😂
@redpillnibbler4423 Жыл бұрын
Black - like the schisms of laughter as they wired me in. Black - as the tendrilled Chupacabra a creep creep creeping through the blackest black undergrowth. Black - like the tiniest current plucked from the mother cake and roasted OHHHH so relentlessly roasted upon the blackened souls of Salem.
@MeMyself-jz9msАй бұрын
You should get a job writing comedy. That was good
@redpillnibbler4423Ай бұрын
@@MeMyself-jz9ms Thanks,I honestly don’t even remember writing it. 😄
@Booster852 жыл бұрын
Absolutely class 😂
@vermilliongecko7 жыл бұрын
Being the only sane sibling of a brother and a sister with schizophrenia, this is what it's been like every weekend, birthday, Christmas Day and Boxing Day in out family home for the past 27 years. They're kicking off and smashing things up around you, while you try and stay calm and pretend everything's normal, when you're actually really disappointed that another nice day has been ruined by mental illness.
@JackW425 жыл бұрын
Vermillion 303 💚
@hanumaniam5 жыл бұрын
Vermillion 303 sorry to hear. 💚Does this kind of comedy help or hinder you?
@starwarsroo24485 жыл бұрын
Black
@JoeyXSmith3 жыл бұрын
I emphasize with you. My mother has schizophrenia. It was a nightmare being around her.
@JakeLDS2 жыл бұрын
My older sister developed Schizophrenia when she was 15 while I was 10. So from 10 onwards my house was the same. My sister ripped the living room door of it's hinges once. One of the most traumatic episodes is when she thought I had died and she was crying on me, I was trying to tell her I was alive and fine but she was devistated and convinced she saw me die. Thankfully after years of experimenting doctors have found a dose of medication that keeps her relatively stable.
@googleisshittoss7 жыл бұрын
First time i watched this on TV..I weed a bit!
@aporue58933 жыл бұрын
TEDDY PUMPKIN!
@pauljackson24094 жыл бұрын
They cured him of his obsession with black. That's the good news... 🤣
@highdownmartin3 жыл бұрын
It were the bang on ‘ is ‘ ead
@eileensmyth46884 жыл бұрын
When she slaps him, lol, I thought he'll finally snap out of it forever, but just moves to orange! Lol Seems like it could of been a Comic Relief special
@twitchygiraffe4636 Жыл бұрын
Don’t think it was comic relief? As he slags the BBC by saying that everyone is white in a senior position there and they broadcast comic relief! Think this might have something to do with fosters funny or something like that??
@94popart7 жыл бұрын
teddy pumpkin! LOL
@robertjamesgreen5 жыл бұрын
You lock me in the cellar and feed me pins
@aporue58933 жыл бұрын
PINS! X''D
@JessCollinsss7 жыл бұрын
the end of the video I'm crying
@jugglerjim017 жыл бұрын
Jess Collins There's 1 or 2 additional bits that I wasn't aware of when I uploaded this. Just the odd few seconds here and there of him going on about different colours until she slaps him back to black :D
@danielsimpson10416 жыл бұрын
Why?
@testaccount89214 жыл бұрын
@@danielsimpson1041 depression?
@hermanthetosser42192 ай бұрын
Nice scream
@sunnyjim13552 ай бұрын
I've read many of the comments, and yet not one has addressed the white elephant in the room.....
@shandywarhol4444 Жыл бұрын
I doubt the BBC comment has stood the test of time, but, it's still AFAF!! Cheers!! Kx
@AReallyLongAndUnremakableUser3 жыл бұрын
I can't remember the actual names of the husband and wife painters, but they really captured thhe look of both here in this wonderful micky take.
@Lord_Skeptic Жыл бұрын
Johnny and Katie
@scottturnbull2619 Жыл бұрын
Based on Alwyn and June Crawshaw.
@thecatsarse65422 ай бұрын
Have you got any of that lovely ham?
@blaksu2 жыл бұрын
The end is inspired by Werner Herzog's Enigma of Kaspar Hauser
@TheTheobear4 жыл бұрын
Midnight Blue!
@nickturner41503 жыл бұрын
Makes a change.
@monkeycrud3 жыл бұрын
Where is the original one with you lock me in the cellar and feed me pins?
@thatoneguychad4203 жыл бұрын
Which episode or special is this? I've watched all 3 seasons over the last week or so, didn't see this one. I've also watched the specials, apart from the inside leg and the newest special.
@emmacook1984 Жыл бұрын
1:50 🤣🤣🤣
@kindnessfirst96702 жыл бұрын
Any artist knows you don't use black for shadows- use blue and purple.
@sweetfreedomGB4 жыл бұрын
Black works best for Johnny
@grahamschofield87303 жыл бұрын
"B L A C K".....
@BruceMardle4 жыл бұрын
I hadn't seen that one before. Was it the last one, or did they just run out of things to say about black?
@jugglerjim014 жыл бұрын
I think was an online special they did sponsored by Fosters.
@TimChuma7 жыл бұрын
Actually pure black is not really used that much in painting at least not for nature scenes.
@FilipPandrc6 жыл бұрын
I don't know much about painting, but I'm sure if you mix a lot of colors you get something close to black, so I guess pure black is not needed.
@andrewmorrice91394 жыл бұрын
That's what I was taught at school, so I assumed that's what this sketch started off from.
@edejong Жыл бұрын
Well, he's making some progress i suppose.
@ShahPhilLeotardo2 жыл бұрын
“WHITE, WHITE, Like everyone in a senior position at The BBC!”
@thatoneguychad4203 жыл бұрын
Where can I find the online only season of the fast show?
@jugglerjim013 жыл бұрын
Sorry dude, I have no idea where you might find it these days.
@thatoneguychad4203 жыл бұрын
@@jugglerjim01 no worries man. It's got to exist somewhere online. I've been having trouble getting hold of Bo Selecta as well. Although I can just buy the DVDs for cheap. Another one I can't find is Harry Enfield's television program
@danielwilliamson61805 жыл бұрын
It was never explained why Johnny didn't like the color black. I was telling a friend about Johnny the Nice Painter cos she's never seen The Fast Show and she thinks that Johnny may be a racist. Some of the crazy stuff he says when he freaks out over the color black hints that something traumatic happened to him as a child.
@guydavies13425 жыл бұрын
Classical style artists have a massive hang up about never using black as its considered, at best, cheating. Johnny Nice is portrayed as one of those kind of artists who has taken it to a neurotic level.
@thesceptic10184 жыл бұрын
Johnny’s a fictional character in a comedy show
@MasterofSpiders4 жыл бұрын
@@thesceptic1018 This is the best comment in the entire history of KZbin.
@keithdukes59903 жыл бұрын
@@MasterofSpiders Lol! They see it everywhere, everyday in everything!!!
@twitchygiraffe4636 Жыл бұрын
Or Charlie Higson who created this character was probably listening to Current 93 (named after a Aleister Crowley equation) and thought “i’ve got a great idea for the fast show!”
@danielwilliamson61808 жыл бұрын
2:26 LOL hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@henryjohnson93502 жыл бұрын
Who the hell would dislike?
@jugglerjim012 жыл бұрын
The world is full of strangeness 😁
@94popart7 жыл бұрын
black! black! like the sky, like the sea, black, all black!
@free..to..air..11 сағат бұрын
Johnny must go through an awful lot of easels and canvases in the course of his tantrums.. an expensive business...painting in a black mood
@kimmolaine80696 жыл бұрын
Black...
@recruitmentch6 жыл бұрын
01:58 HAHAHA.
@terrybunch73138 ай бұрын
1:57 Ooof 🙄
@jugglerjim018 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@ospreybird3 жыл бұрын
:-)
@94popart7 жыл бұрын
😂
@lusyhognaston37773 жыл бұрын
If she just said ebony, then there would have been no problems but then it would not be so funny then.
Racism. Caught at an earlier stage?… That twisted painter was ahead of his time? Just like, da Vinci…
@nigelparker58863 жыл бұрын
Dark umber Johnny..... black mother..or this time WHITE!!
@jonseeker34952 ай бұрын
White ..like everyone in a senior position in the BBC 😂👍
@morestupidforms4 жыл бұрын
Back when BBC comedy was actually funny, rather than box ticking.
@slupperd Жыл бұрын
Nah
@lmjones77163 жыл бұрын
I've noticed a trend amongst comedians. They stop being funny when they reach 45 or so.
@Tubeite2 жыл бұрын
Probably used up all the best jokes by then.
@AthelstanEngland3 жыл бұрын
"like everybody in a senior position at the BBC"... oh disaster - just realised one of my favourite shows may have started the woke nonsense!
@theonetheonlyjoey Жыл бұрын
pointing out facts = "woke nonsense" 😂😂 sounds about right, given the state Britain is in today
@sawleyram74052 жыл бұрын
Was great before they added the race politics.... sigh...
@JasonJason2105 жыл бұрын
Sadly I didn't find this one funny. At all. The word that triggers Johnny's behaviour is "black". This is obviously a politically correct version. The sketch is now example of how politics wrecks humour. This is why Benny Hill was axed and ended up eating himself to death through depression.
@PiousMoltar3 жыл бұрын
Aw come on. It was still funny as hell. The fact that "black" didn't set him off but "white" did is the joke. Also: " ORANGE! LIKE THE BURNING PITILESS SUN THAT WILL ONE DAY ENGULF US ALL". You can't tell me that's not funny.
@JasonJason2103 жыл бұрын
@@PiousMoltar It has to be black. Sorry.
@lmjones77163 жыл бұрын
I agree. It was awful when you compare it the 90s sketches.
@keithdukes59903 жыл бұрын
This was the politically correct version to appease the woke brigade! Therefore, totally ruined the original concept!!!
@vermilliongecko7 жыл бұрын
Being the only sane sibling of a brother and a sister with schizophrenia, this is what it's been like every weekend, birthday, Christmas Day and Boxing Day in out family home for the past 27 years. They're kicking off and smashing things up around you, while you try and stay calm and pretend everything's normal, when you're actually really disappointed that another nice day has been ruined by mental illness.