JOINING A CULT with FRIENDS | Devour

[@insane9977]

''we havent heard wade in a while.'' wade:*standing like hes about to wake his parents to tell them he threw up*

[@apinchofkatie]

top tier comment

[@gayart]

So this moment spooked me... lmao

[@samcatalanotto3593]

Genius

[@insane9977]

@@Xombic0780 oh no I'm sorry😂

[@moonlight86030]

Wade: Mark, Bob, I frew up

[@ryleyhicks7790]

mark: "we havent heard wade in a while" turns around wade: *standing in the doorway big bird style*

[@greenturts460]

Nice account picture 😀

[@bookenjoyer3970]

Hahaha

[@ryleyhicks7790]

@@greenturts460 ty very much 😩🤚🏻

[@idiotyhjtasdfgdghnm6638]

@@greenturts460 nice account picture

[@greenturts460]

@@idiotyhjtasdfgdghnm6638 Thank you. :3

[@animatorze1140]

“Couldn’t have come here in the day?” See Mark. That’s why you are a survivor. Or rather, just alive since you won’t be there in the first place. *At night*

[@Entropy_arts]

Underrated comment

[@tiredtracie3371]

Agree

[@tiredtracie3371]

But it would also be much scarier if it's in broad daylight too lmao

[@thebutterscotchkid2481]

I agree with you, it's just, in this very particular scenario, Ana would still be possessed in the day, so it wouldn't matter.

[@kingjb554]

@@thebutterscotchkid2481 everyone knows wight is a sign of safety. Murdewews will stop dead in their twacks if you tourn the wights on, and monstews won't come out duwing teh day. My Mommy said so...

[@ridergilwin1494]

It’s the little things Lixian does. There’s a few videos where Mark sniffs and Lixian edits a massive nose on his face, and it gets me every damn time. Thank you, Lixian.

[@alikulaksiz6771]

frrrr

[@lanticocean]

You got Brad's pfp

[@calebplankers4545]

i love the smug smile + massive brain bulge

[@WillShakes423]

8:17

[@adamdr.d2967]

Lixian is a special little part of the Markiplier channel that cannot be replaced

[@Kousauce]

Assazel: "Recite the unholy words and summon me" Peen Cultists: "Buzz the hole, buzz the hole..."

[@PSVitaat2am]

Ouch!

[@H2Vic]

Gresham to be a part in this life and we do not have a

[@wolfoftears]

@Angelo Salamanca You don't have to, just appreciate it.

[@SentinalSlice]

Sounds like they want 🐝zlbub.

[@calebrose740]

Assassel

[@sourgummiworms]

the fact that they just say "oh hey anna" whenever they run into the tall, bloodied, possessed cult leader

[@sadrabbit53]

"oh hi Mark" vibes

[@Somthingsomthingharvey]

mother mother..

[@buffermanlagger8190]

I loved that part. Made me think that while Anna was the leader, it's pretty clear who the veteran cultists were. Lol

[@s0apy-_-bubbl3s]

@@Somthingsomthingharvey OH ANNA ILL BE WITH YOU STILL YOU ARE THE ANGEL THAT I COULDNT KILL

[@martianster4759]

You mean the tall, $€>

[@plaguepotato6624]

I love how they are just treating this clearly possessed Anna like its casually Friday at the office. Just like side stepping around her and saying "Oh hi Anna." when she appears behind them

[@yasminemixon9340]

this would honestly be like a funny comedy. make it mockumentary too

[@Irish_Enderman]

That are supposed to be part of a cult so it kinda makes sense Kind of...

[@AdriRaven]

"You ever just run away and join a cult with your friends for a laugh-" Yes, it was called Unnus Annus.

[@captainpikle7427]

What’s Unnus Annus (They’ll kill us if you don’t shut up)

[@waywardknighttolan7902]

@@captainpikle7427 *Nudge nudge* First rule of

[@andymanson3836]

@@captainpikle7427 It's not against their rules to talk about it.

[@obduliavarias7568]

@@andymanson3836 I hope u understand that the person was saying it in a comedic way...

[@jonnyofalltrades6620]

There's a reason why people don't survive leaving cults. We were all forced to leave... November 13th, 2020... sometimes i still hear the chanting... Unus Annus, Unus Annus...

[@zenguin5933]

"Sam, why aren't you chanting? Why don't you ever chant with us?" What's the betting that was asked at some point in a real cult?

[@carriecreatescrap5764]

Two dollars and my soul-

[@FlameKB]

Mom said it’s my turn to sacrifice the newborn :(

[@calebrose740]

@@FlameKB Satan said it's my turn to sacrifice myself

[@saharafortner4177]

Sam why aren’t you chanting? Why don’t you ever chant with us? :,(

[@danandtamshow9602]

@@calebrose740 Lucifer said it’s my turn to sacrifice Big Chungus

[@loneliness_is_me]

i like the way how wade said "yellow eyes" in response to the trio talking about Azazel. I was surprised Wade knew about Supernatural

[@Dragon5411]

Spn is life

[@watsoncouch3800]

He has hepititus a

[@anferrr]

Yeah same xD

[@katibee2365]

i freaked out, it wasn't okay XD

[@mightworth3735]

Let's be honest, after some years online you have come across everything

[@LeMargot]

Pretty much how the video goes Mark: keyman Bob: flowerman Wade: “ominous standing”

[@nahlies2382]

Mark is a terrible key man, just like he is with jimmy

[@PSVitaat2am]

You are right

[@blanketfromspace]

ominous standing killed me LMAO

[@Somespideronline]

He's just standing there, -menacingly- Ominously!!!

[@user-xu1wz2xy2g]

@@Somespideronline JOJO!

[@cas3899]

Bob: "Why did it have to be Azazel?" Wade: "Yellow Eyes is a fan favorite." Me, a Supernatural fan: 👀

[@tylerjosephsgaybestfriend8395]

I knew i wasn't the only one who noticed lol

[@paulinaderegowska4757]

I was looking for that comment, CAS

[@tearez13]

I legit had to replay that part to make sure it wasn't in my head! 😹

[@nocturnalflame5112]

And then his character's name being Sam...perfection lol

[@VandalMashupsandEdits]

Exactly Wade is a man of culture.

[@ElectricDragon505]

Other Virgin Cults: We must follow the ritual and offer this sacrifice to please the demon lords so they could give us strength. Mark, Bob & Wade's Chad Cult: Hey, I found a flower.

[@mikylie7]

the cults: “wanna join me... for free robux cards?”

[@Slayer-tc5rg]

Oh nice find!

[@CyberMage42]

*BUZZ THE HOLE*

[@Mapbim]

flower power

[@b47bobo99]

I love your animation reviews Animat! 😁

[@KahokoHinoEEVEE]

“Stupid butthole sun” That’s a thing my coworkers on lunch with me just heard bc stupid me forgot to connect my headphones :)

[@user-ji8ps7jf9y]

Mÿy nãmë

[@Mapbim]

@@user-ji8ps7jf9y your name

[@cameronsolano8627]

@@Mapbim ^ his name

[@lukasverduzco864]

Can those words be on Bob's grave please?

[@rip_twice6976]

@@cameronsolano8627 ^ ^ His name

[@vesperfromtheinternet5588]

Cult Devoted To Azazel Shocked When Leader Actually Tries To Summon Azazel, more @ 8

[@err]

Myÿ nåmêé

[@Gyrhoe]

@@dutch__ It's written like a newspaper headline.

[@insertusernamehere3173]

@@dutch__ it's meant to look like a news broad cast title.

[@NODnuke45]

"The group fears that she has finally achieved her goal, but with disastrous consequences." Namely, that she finally achieved her goal, the summoning of Azazel.

[@IBRich62]

Its demons Jim

[@brandonperry7639]

Did anyone else notice that Mark was just letting Bob “find” the flowers.

[@andrewconnacher3606]

Yeah I was seeing that too but Mark can be really blind so I wasn’t entirely sure.

[@BubblesJsyk]

I found that so funny and wholesome lmao I loved it

[@ghoulishtheories7979]

It was easy to tell by Mark's expressions that he was purposely saying random items to make Bob look in his direction, to call out the flower lol.

[@radsimp5710]

nah

[@sof844]

@@ghoulishtheories7979 that's so cute😭

[@vukanbozovic6105]

Mark letting Bob find flowers even though he's already found them is so wholesome.

[@user-yy2pg4bt9d]

the part where wade told mark where a flower was too

[@githane]

I love how Wade is pretending the entire time he's never played it.

[@err]

Myÿ nāmêé

[@user-yy2pg4bt9d]

@@err sod off

[@dominationgaming952]

Time stamps please

[@piggychocostitch5679]

"So much damned hay" That makes sense. Demonic goats eat damned hay.

[@3DMasterST]

Timestamp?

[@sodacan5814]

"What do you wanna eat bro?" Goat demon: THE HAY OF THE DAMNED!!

[@bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721]

A bagel.

[@Great_Lake_Surfer]

@@3DMasterST 5:25

[@3DMasterST]

@@Great_Lake_Surfer "Goat demons eat hay" at that moment.

[@bonez2881]

"is this a taser flashlight?" *charges toward Mark* "COME HERE-"

[@Alex-wf3kn]

Love your pfp

[@bonez2881]

@@Alex-wf3kn thanks

[@howlin_meifwayt988]

XD my favorite part of the video

[@sergeantmason]

@@bonez2881 hi katchan. GO BEYOND PLUS ULTRA!!!!

[@xxjustjo]

"Come here pretty boy!" 🤣 Also your profile picture is G O L D

[@astrolewis1832]

Bob and Mark: *talking about Azazel* Wade: yellow eyes is a fan favorite Me: *happy supernatural noises*

[@the_hunter3444]

carry on my wayward sonssss

[@FuriosasWarRig]

The dumbest show ever

[@greenfroggg243]

SAME i'm so excited other people noticed

[@Michelle-DiPalo]

Mark casually luring Bob to each flower instead of claiming them himself, is the true meaning of friendship goals.

[@CbOt7]

I found that!!

[@UnfazedPhoenix]

It was the exact opposite of that.... Bob took blatant credit for the flowers because it was obvious mark found them. Mark rolled with the bit. It was all a joke. It's one of their regular bits in series they've done together...

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

@@UnfazedPhoenix not to be mean but...no shit sherlock???

[@Hey_just_rachael]

*literally Anna being possessed* Mark: "oh, hey Anna."

[@fanfaretloudest]

Him bring so calm kept that part from being scary lol

[@yourlordandsavior9411]

i trust you rachael

[@beans8239]

* Serious game, Anna being in pain, scary goat demon * Them: *Buzz the hole buzz the hole*

[@cherrypopsoda7272]

@The Spatza I’m an atheist but that’s really disrespectful. It doesn’t matter if you believe in religion or not, just don’t shame others that do.

[@bobtheregular721]

@@cherrypopsoda7272 Preach to the choir of normal people who dont hate on other for having gods, sister!

[@Leopardwolfclaw098]

Someone please report the Spatza

[@Proud_Knight]

@The Spatza There are so many things wrong with this that I'm not even going to point them all out. I believe it should be sufficient for me to say that 'you're just wrong'.

[@kaitkat3034]

Bruh I read that as they said that

[@5H4TT3R3D]

I love how Anna isn't even a jumpscare. Like- she appears behind them all bloody and tall and shaky, yet their response is so chill. Just: "Oh- hey, Anna." They treat her like a goddamn coworker and I'm here for it.

[@tropicalfish1611]

No one; Literally no one: Mark: *sees Anna right behind him* “oh hi Anna” *turns around and keeps talking* Most casual thing I’ve ever seen

[@cheemsyboi1411]

All of Mark's comment are filled with 14 year olds making these jokes

[@ee3171]

@@cheemsyboi1411 Welcome to KZbin.

[@Seanana_]

@@cheemsyboi1411 Why does him commenting that make him 14 years old? Are you any better calling them out? Rather make a witty comment than be the baby throwing a fit about it.

[@bomes2084]

@@cheemsyboi1411 you’re the one with the overused therapist comment format

[@womasplays]

@@cheemsyboi1411 honestly Who gives a single shit?

[@roddie0152]

Alternate title: "I found a flower"

[@cloudyrae04]

Better alternate title: "Mark and Wade stare at something right next to the flower while waiting for Bob to catch on"

[@MikkoSimila]

Why not: when Goats joined cult.

[@gangstascott3759]

nanimo.... nanimo....

[@Man-oq6jo]

Even better alternative: "buzz the hole"

[@Mikeological]

@@cloudyrae04 Mark: _sees flower_ man have y’all ever really THOUGHT about abacuses?

[@GeoToni13]

Now we all know our cult chant, say it with me... "Buzz The Hole!" "Buzz The Hole!" "Buzz The Hole!" "Buzz The Hole!" "Buzz The Hole!"

[@therealinknation6574]

Buzz the Hole Buzz the Hole Buzz the Hole Buzz the Hole Buzz the Hole Buzz the Hole

[@adrienneislost1320]

*yells* Buzz the Hole Buzz the Hole Buzz the Hole Buzz the Hole Buzz the Hole Buzz the Hole

[@energeticoutlaw9218]

Buzz the hole buzz the hole buzz the hole buzz the hole buzz the hole buzz the hole buzz the hole

[@honkeydonkey1401]

FBI OPEN UP

[@therealinknation6574]

nO yOu iNterUpTed tHe rItUal!

[@comicgoth666]

Fun fact! Azazel was once the angel of sacrifices before he fell and the whole reason he's "the yellow eyed goat demon" is because of the scapegoat ritual he was often apart of! He was also apart of a group of soldier Angel's called "the watchers" which is pretty neat for the watchers of azazel.

[@cunnysamurai]

While this is all true, I must point out that officially this tradition comes from the book of Enoch and is not canonical in Judaism and is for the most part Azazel is still seen as an angel associated with the scapegoat ritual. The idea he is a fallen angel is solely Christian, and even then only found In non-canonical scripture

[@lilyrivera3112]

I love how smart bob is, he’s constantly educating the people around him. Then theres wade who talks about biting a abacus like a candy necklace...

[@null9014]

it would've been really useful knowing it wasn't candy when I was 5. Would've been real damn useful

[@sinrj9028]

Wasn't Bob a lawyer tho ?

[@lilyrivera3112]

@@sinrj9028 i dont think he ever was I think he just went to school for it.

[@lilyrivera3112]

@Hannah Nott its a joke... and theres been a lot of other times bobs said a lotttt of other smart shit that wasn’t made up. And wade was... wade

[@ghoulishtheories7979]

@@lilyrivera3112 "Wade was... Wade" - Yup!

[@StarRose108]

"She became obsessed with summoning the goat demon himself." This is just gonna be Goatman all over again isn't it

[@imsimple379]

"Fuck you, Goatman!" "I disrespect your bridge, Goatman!" "It's MY bridge now!"

[@cybermagic0]

@@imsimple379 ah, yes, a fellow BuzzFeed unsolved Network watcher

[@robinobregon387]

@@imsimple379 I see you're a man of culture

[@dyanhillman5574]

I think I'm a Shaniac

[@klillym1461]

I DANCE ON YOUR BRIDGE GOATMAN

[@jockeyfield1954]

"i'll try burning down the house, see if that gets us inside" game logic, good game logic

[@JakNekon]

FLAWLESS LOGIC!

[@jockeyfield1954]

@The Spatza ya know. i always wondered what people like you are trying to achieve with this. you don't even have a solid reason, it seems as though your only goal is to make people mad. like, is this gonna help you get a job? help you get a gf? no, no it's not. you affect nobody at all, and you don't even affect yourself. you're so useless that you can't even change your own life, something you have complete control over! imagine that!

[@xerilaun]

gotta love game logic :^)

[@DarkKnight-yd5du]

@@jockeyfield1954 Stop!! He's/She's Already Dead!!! (Jk, keep going, teach that fool!)

[@ronaldcarlson198]

@@jockeyfield1954 I mean, do you have solid evidence that there is a god? And don't say "The Bible" or "Jesus died to save us" or any of that shit

[@Gutigwolfe]

I like how Wade casually strolls in and its the scariest thing ever.

[@potsbox9584]

“I fear no man but that thing... it scares me” (Wade jumpscaring mark and bob)

[@pixelknight163]

@The Spatza Just like your friends.

[@ronaldcarlson198]

@@beans8239 Does that give you the right to disrespect someone for stating their opinion? I am aware that the comment is being spammed, but it is also this person's opinion, which I think should be respected

[@beans8239]

@@ronaldcarlson198 I would recommend looking on their account, dude is either a troll or trying to be one. I think I should at least try to point him out on it.

[@ronaldcarlson198]

@@beans8239 I understand, but you coming at somebody else disrespectfully doesn't seem like the right way to go about it imo

[@believeorleave438]

@The Spatza if god isn't real how did we came to this world? if god isn't real who made the universe it can't just appear of nowhere? can it? if u don't believe in any religion at least don't disrespect what other people believe in

[@latishavivian8673]

Wade: *referring to his outfit* "I'm just Sam?" Me: "well, your hair looks better than that Party City wig"

[@saltydinonuggies1841]

Pffffft mooooood

[@Kibbuster]

@@saltydinonuggies1841???

[@mogallegos8493]

lmao I came here for "mary on the ceiling cuz of Azazel" memes but this was great

[@seanohara30]

Super natural vibe here

[@HelloyouTheSmiley]

Are you dissing my boy overhere?

[@aroalgezion5299]

Game: **is about a cultist try to summon a demon** 5 minutes later: *I fOuND a flOWeR*

[@danieljensen6502]

@The Spatza lol 😆

[@ouzounicus6126]

@The Spatza He's the devil huck a Bible at him!

[@GengUpinIpin]

@The Spatza Automated response : "Hohoho! I have never heard of that one before!"

[@argentiniangrandpa5608]

WoAh

[@alstef09]

@The Spatza Guess i am a delusional person who has his own beliefs then.

[@jennicaloyd7660]

“Why do we worship Azazel” “Yellow eyes is a fan favorite” love the subtle supernatural reference😌

[@loki4807]

@Sour Cream BESCUSE ME?

[@michellekhadorkovskiy8694]

And the “hello Nathan I’m Sam”

[@loki4807]

@@michellekhadorkovskiy8694 That actually reminds me of the Brothers Drake

[@solovibes8959]

Mark: Have you ever wanted to run away and join a cult with your friends? Me:........ Potato salad?

[@thunderlordabove420]

Have u ever tried potato salad with cream cheese? I have a recipe that's a fully loaded potato salad with cream cheese. It's used so you can stab a chunk of potato salad easily

[@jessicalugo7083]

@@thunderlordabove420 recipe plz? OwO

[@thunderlordabove420]

@@jessicalugo7083 the owo is what it is giving u the recipe. Just make a fully loaded potato salad and add cream cheese to it to make it THICC

[@itwasidio1736]

I'm sorry, what?

[@timmyda1st191]

Potato salad

[@atenona]

"we haven't heard wade in a while-" *glowing sam? intensifies*

[@arghyaneedsleep]

@Mr. Dog Sounds like Apple.

[@rangman8460]

@Mr. Dog what are you talking about

[@potatonumber200]

@@rangman8460 Don't ask, and you'll see the light of day once more. It's apple, if you don't get it, be G L A D you don't. And flee. Far away.

[@rangman8460]

@@potatonumber200 thanks sans

[@transwithnoplans]

“Yellow eyes is a fan favorite” *Supernatural fandom in agony*

[@isabellapray8677]

True

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

I mean they were the coolest imo

[@beahutchings5856]

SPN fans looking back on Azazel now thinking: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ONES GANKED WITH ONLY A GUN!

[@Kaylie_Qibs]

Fr tho

[@pondwatersal2208]

I was looking for a Supernatural fan and only had to scroll two comments down. Love you guys

[@ANXIETYPRIMEISUNCANCELABLE]

"Golf With Friends", never heard of that.... "Cult With Friends" big yes.

[@jonathan7867]

Vídeo starts: Bob - “Butthole Sun” The consequences I get for clicking on a video that I thought was going to be just horror.

[@bipbipletucha]

Butthole sun, won't you come, and wash away the an(us)

[@Clone_shark]

It still is horror

[@paladinstorm]

When Bob and Wade are involved, always expect the absurd.

[@zaydear2461]

Buzz the hole!

[@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet]

Soundgarden's changed.

[@daringnotdoombringer7085]

Anna: suffering, probably dead. Mark, Bob, and Wade: HEY FLOWERS

[@PSVitaat2am]

Hahahaha!!!

[@Hyper_Fixation]

"Joining A Cult" Me: Unus Annus, Unu- Mark, Bob and Wade: Buzz the hole, buzz the hole, buzz the hole, buzz the hole

[@Crisjola]

Same energy tho.

[@iceninja1997]

I thought of the same

[@vicranc2249]

Memento mori🤍🖤

[@drucillablack6106]

Buzz. The. Hole...

[@nathanmoreno1854]

Momento mori🖤🤍

[@janiceteague5020]

starting a video with bob saying or doing dumb things will forever be my favorite thing in the world

[@theokay-ishgamer]

“Yellow eyes”, “Sam”?? Sounds like supernatural to me

[@marissaversebadilla]

lol yes

[@watsoncouch3800]

He might have hepititus

[@Oden41785]

I think Sam is a Sith Lord

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Sam’s not gonna have a good time if that’s the case

[@classypanda3378]

Mark also referred to himself as Mary... Just sayin

[@yurrdburr5137]

"Yellow eyes is a fan favourite" "Sam?" "I'm Mary?" "I'll try burning down the house n' see if that helps"

[@err]

Myÿ nāmëe

[@erikzeelie6355]

This house is clean!

[@kenpo-animations3322]

*The Supernatural Intensifies*

[@jaysgreenbeans2163]

Plot twist: Mark and friends are making the supernatural reboot

[@redmosquito3819]

Yes...

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Momiplier: “F**k you, my child is completely fine” Mark when he’s with Bob and Wade:

[@chrisarbour]

@Crotchwhistle Purple She was making a joke. lmao calm down fanboy.

[@swiftycodm4833]

@Crotchwhistle Purple yea tf

[@aaronhernandez4153]

@Crotchwhistle Purple calm down

[@NoNameO7]

I feel a woosh coming

[@---RAVEN---]

@@NoNameO7 We don't do that here m8

[@wizardwyrm2805]

"Invented in the late nineteen tens by John Richard Abacus. Basically just a little meaningless trinket; not useful." I like how even though that's an obvious joke, coming from Bob it almost sounds believable.

[@desireem.1240]

The game: Azazel My brain: Dad's on a hunting trip and he hasn't been home in a few days

[@llkindle09]

I love everything about this 😂

[@---Kai---]

Wade did make a joke like that. B: "Why do we worship Azazel?" W: "I dunno. Yellow Eyes is a fan favorite."

[@desireem.1240]

@@---Kai--- he did! I was actually surprised to hear it to be honest!

[@callmek5]

@@---Kai--- yes lmao!

[@tearez13]

the crossover nobody knew we needed

[@TheDemonDraws]

Bob: "Why is it azazel, why do we worship azazel, why couldn't we worship something cool" Wade: *"yellow eyes is a fan favorite-*

[@cryptid_esskay]

this is true, most Azazel's aren't cool

[@zellafae]

Supernatural

[@ryleemacdonald863]

@@zellafae YES!!!!!!

[@mudppls]

Title: "JOINING A CULT WITH FRIENDS" Me, someone who watched Unus Annus: "Not again..."

[@2gramsofgold815]

NORBERT MOSSES NOOOOOOOOO

[@mariash9197]

memento mori

[@slimebunny5700]

Now I miss unus annus again

[@leviackerman1336]

Damn it now I cant stop hearing Ethan saying " THE GONEGOOZLER!"

[@sweatbandsheadband2700]

somethings wrong, I can feel it

[@SheTriesMashups]

People with anxiety and get anxious but want to watch this.. here’s all the scary parts 13:01 “oh....” 13:25 she starts crying 14:48 I died 16:16 hello again 16:34 aaaaAAAHHHHH 17:20 more aaaaAAAHHHHH

[@astronautguy6966]

Respect given brother.

[@pm138]

God bless you

[@sinclair.http707]

I appreciate you homie.

[@TheKingOfHeartsIV]

Not all heroes wear capes unless you happen to be wearing one lol

[@SheTriesMashups]

@@TheKingOfHeartsIV haha oh yeah I wear capes on my spare time 🤣

[@orion_starchaser]

Wade's Supernatural reference at the beginning was criminally underappreciated.

[@isabellapray8677]

Thank you!!!

[@trinalps]

I've seen a lot of comments about it haha

[@IveEatenAChild]

"Criminally underrated" Every 3rd comment talks about it lol

[@chexishere]

MHM

[@orion_starchaser]

@@IveEatenAChild I meant by Mark and Bob. They didn't even acknowledge it.

[@j.nx._269]

“i don’t like the way you wave your hay at me” “YEAH”

[@marbenmin5878]

No one: Literally no one: Mark when he sees a period in a note: *N U T*

[@SheyanoDres]

You had to be there lol

[@megan7907]

It was carried over from earlier in the stream when they were talking about a feud between a rapper and a professional wrestler. Now that I typed that out, I realize iit adds less understanding and only more confusion...

[@Secret_Takodachi]

@@SheyanoDres Who could forget Abe Lincoln's famous speech "Four score & seven years ago...N.U.T."

[@ryanv1279]

Context; soulja boy started beef with wwe wrestler Randy Orton. They were reading through the twitter feud and for some reason Randy decided to randomly put the word “nut” in between two sentences. The joke is that Randy is looking for any excuse to say nut at all times.

[@paladinstorm]

Oh, the confusion of those who don't watch the Twitch recordings. I've never watched them live, but I still watch them through his account.

[@themadchimera2557]

I love how wade just casually makes supernatural references

[@GreatDeath52]

Bob: "That is a calculator...good luck finding out how" that's the best description of an abacus I've ever heard

[@KenjiWasUnseen]

Markiplier's voice sounds like a talking saxophone

[@marshunter596]

*gasp*

[@err]

Myÿ nāmë

[@watsoncouch3800]

@@err Im reporting you

[@al_x2138]

@@watsoncouch3800 for what

[@akish302]

I wish he had a podcast

[@Bunny._.IsHere]

Azazel. "AH-ZAY-ZELL" Mark: "ass-ah-zeel"

[@Phalxxx]

Mythologically, Azazel is the demon of weapons, armor, hair dye, and makeup.

[@hageyanku5011]

@@Phalxxx which religion?

[@daftpunkfan1209]

@@hageyanku5011 Goetic Demonology, which is a bunch of weirdness a guy tacked onto Christianity in his fanfic, and then gets folded into Satanism.

[@Phalxxx]

@@daftpunkfan1209 It certainly does have some weird stuff, although the reference to Azazel (and his purviews) showed up pretty early in the Book of Giants and the book of Enoch (respectively), long long before satinism (as least, today's LaVay satanism). Granted, enochian texts are considered apocryphal by most Judeo-Christian sects.

[@Phalxxx]

@@hageyanku5011 Technically, apocryphal Judaism.

[@Babyybean]

Half the video was Mark finding a flower, standing by it, letting Bob think he found it, then saying," Nice find" every time Bob said that he found it 😂

[@UnfazedPhoenix]

It was the exact opposite of that.... Bob took blatant credit for the flowers because it was obvious mark found them. Mark rolled with the bit. It was all a joke. It's one of their regular bits in series they've done together...

[@notasovietspytrustme4392]

“Being in a cult is more fun, but being a cult leader makes more money”

[@zeethegodofcheese4933]

I see you Creed Bratton :D

[@bradyadams8171]

🤣🤣🤣

[@oscarna1740]

Cults are not actually fun in real life. Many are extremely abusive and most survivors have their experiences written off as delusions, don't joke about this stuff.

[@Penguin-b5b]

nah, we rather joke about it bc why not

[@oscarna1740]

@@Penguin-b5b Why? It's not fucking funny being in a cult. I barely survived. Just say you hate trauma victims and go.

[@GL-kh6hf]

I love how the game just makes you hanging out normally with Ana around like, hey yo can you move away a bit you are kinda blocking the way

[@venitazar499]

me: *trying to understand the storyline * mark and bob: "buzz the hole buzz the hole buzz the hole buzz the hole !" 10:56

[@novawangen8430]

Mark and Bob: Where's wade? Wade: We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty

[@JohnSpamuel]

"We haven't heard wade in a while... *audio cue*" Actually jumped

[@timothymckane6362]

Title: "Joining a Cult with Friends" Me, who has watched [REDACTED]: We must summon THE GONGOOZLER!

[@robinobregon387]

And the mermer

[@MartyFreeze]

And Heehoo!

[@thegongoozler5920]

And the melon man

[@vicious_cycle]

And SCP Amy.

[@alexzandretaravenor899]

I was looking for this comment

[@agentmaryland1239]

Otherpeopleplayingthisgame: *chaotic screaming as everyone tries to avoid Anna* MarkandCo: hey look a flower-oh hey Anna, scuse us-

[@KevinEssence]

Yup lol

[@Xannolc1]

@The Spatza I'm atheist, but what the random f###? Leave the religious to their beliefs, dude.

[@Darkfyre1705]

@The Spatza Bad day?

[@heartifilias]

@The Spatza just because you don’t believe in their religion doesn’t mean you get to trash it, lmao. just shut up.

[@coniloreen]

@The Spatza Um wtf dude.

[@haleytyrone9134]

why does the narrator's voice sound like she's advertising for a resort😭😭😭

[@gageshippy2256]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@BoomBoomSoup]

“Welcome to coyote valley, callifornia. Where the Azazel cults are and the sun is always shinin”

[@justsomeotherguywithamusta9949]

or about to give a bald man his next task

[@shadow_leaf7965]

"You'll love the water park, mini bar, goat demon possessing everyone you care about, and the beautiful beaches"

[@alltomatoe2222]

Mark: we haven't heard Wade in a while. Wade: allow me to introduce myself

[@Sakanamoto]

Them: “Quick bring Ana medicine!” Me thinks Ana needs a little more than a medicine kit...

[@CryoHydra357]

I think she might need an exorcist

[@shuvelstone1331]

The only people that need exorcists are people with anime profile pics.

[@akman909]

@@shuvelstone1331 says the one with a yt channel like that

[@shuvelstone1331]

@Purple • Seal and you took personally. It's not about expression, and if it was, would you really perfer that?

[@shuvelstone1331]

@@akman909 a joke much?

[@jrpayne3251]

Low key Mark wearing a blanket while gaming is super relatable 😭😭😭

[@rhnnsm21]

"I don't like the way you wave your hay at me..." "Yup!"

[@judestarbabypup]

I love that part xD

[@ethanscott8753]

Mark: Joining a Cult with Friends Me: Unus Annus flashbacks intensify

[@notadog7005]

What’s unus Annus don’t you mean [redacted]?

[@ethanscott8753]

@@notadog7005 for legal reasons I can’t respond to this.

[@thefakejoel7323]

You do not mention that name anymore it's forbidden

[@BananaChicken21]

Too soon

[@thefakejoel7323]

@@BananaChicken21 there will never be a right time

[@user-bw1ux2xg7f]

Bob & Wade: “Does anyone hear thumping?” Me: looks over at my dryer that’s making thumping noises from washing a sweater with 3 buttons

[@Wysperr]

@The Spatza Bruh, what???? XD

[@kast8959]

@The Spatza I feel you have the choice to believe your own opinions, but you shouldn’t be putting other people down for what they believe in. If it doesn’t hurt you...why does it matter what people believe?

[@bobtheregular721]

@@Wysperr The spazda is either a bot or someone with nothing better to do, they have been reposting that exact message all over the place.

[@ther.w.d.channel1501]

@@bobtheregular721 I know!

[@shadowneko2841]

Ignore the Spaz dude, I found his “comment” in three comment threads on the video. I think he’s a bot or something.

[@The_Lost_Anomaly]

Bob: Hey does someone hear slamming? Me: **had just slammed the microwave door closed** 0.0

[@theomnimushroom5290]

Perhaps Mark and his friends can actually see and hear everything that goes on in the real world outside of whatever screen you're watching it on

[@The_Lost_Anomaly]

And my anxiety goes brr.

[@elsietam7153]

I love when Mark plays co-op horror games with friends! The chemistry with Wade & Bob is totally amazing

[@GrayHollow]

Mark: “Ana is my breast friend” Me (Ana): *fear*

[@Erbolir]

In german, we have a term called "Busenfreunde" which literally translates to "breast friends". It means when you are very good friends with someone. So cheers to that

[@emstink]

@@Erbolir yess we have that too in English, bosom buddies.

[@ActuatedGear]

@@emstink YOU BOOB!

[@SmokedWire-kun]

You could also be nursing buddies? (Breast-fed as babies together, idk.)

[@ActuatedGear]

@@SmokedWire-kun That's what bosom buddies suggests.

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

"Yellow eyes is a fan favorite" Me: **intense SPN flashbacks**

[@babymetroid6661]

NO SPOILERS!!

[@ZrainF91]

holy shit it's jesus

[@De_Kneazle]

Wade: "Yellow Eyes is a fan favorite!" Everyone else having flashbacks: "hahaha no."

[@teaolmsted3095]

Wades the maan tho I wasn’t ready for it 😂

[@ShaedTheMoron]

That damn demon killed Mary AND Jess!

[@ShaedTheMoron]

@Five nights In Undertale and fairytail Yellow Eyes is the nickname of Azazel from Supernatural.

[@amdraglover]

@Five nights In Undertale and fairytail it’s not really horror in my opinion, like yeah there’s creepy moments but it’s mostly about supernatural things. Starts off with ghosts and demons and a whole plot of their mom dying and Sam (the younger brother played by Jared Padalecki who was in House of Wax remake and was Dean in Gilmore girls to name two) having powers along with other people. There’s also vampires, werewolves, djinn (evil genie that eats souls? If I remember right), Lucifer, Christian God, pagan Gods and Goddesses, witches, there’s a bunch lol. There’s also a lot of comedy and family drama, highly recommend looking up “Jensen Ackles eye of the tiger” or like “yellow fever eye of the tiger” it’s a blooper they kept in the end of the episode, 10/10 recommend

[@okmeowokmeow]

@Five nights In Undertale and fairytail it gets kinda darker I would say, not scarier. Like, characters you grew to love die more, stakes are higher, overall feeling of impending doom intensifies lol

[@THE_SOSC]

Nobody: Bob walking up to a stranger: Hey guys I found a person

[@tsukicat9994]

I was like, "Damn that thunder is realistic, " then I stopped the video and realized I'm just an idiot.

[@ultrazero6837]

It's ok, we're all idiots here..

[@ramanpreetsingh2206]

😂

[@o0Avalon0o]

Fellow idiot here. I thought the spooky wind was from the game.

[@AnonymousBuddha]

XD

[@Reac2]

"Why is it always Azazel?" Yeah ,why is there never a cult that worships, like I dont know, the easter bunny or smth

[@robrae6723]

There is. Its called Christianity

[@saltydinonuggies1841]

You think thats much better? Oh yeah, we worship this 8 ft tall bunny rabbit that shits eggs for us eat. No, you have to color the eggs first or Mr. Bunbun is going to be angy.

[@sammygecko_]

Why not beelzebub? Why not Lucifer? Why not any of the arch angels?? _Azazel?_ *_really?_*

[@blackcat8104]

I worship Beelzebub.

[@nodonot7929]

@@robrae6723 Oh shit

[@clarenceblarence]

I'm really glad that I'm not alone in recognizing all Wade's Supernatural references.

[@starryest6730]

"Yellow eyes is a fan favorite" damn i didnt know he knew supernatural :) made my geeky heart happy

[@phroggu]

This makes the line "idk I've never been in a cult" from heist with markiplier even more of a lie

[@Nat0521]

It was already a huge lie

[@itscc2004]

@@Nat0521 it’s been a lie since Unnus Annis

[@sweatbandsheadband2700]

Title: Joining a cult with friends Everybody: what? Mark fans: In other news , the floor is made of floor

[@Mapbim]

"Joining a cult" *Proceeds to create a cult*

[@aykayjay]

*[* *r* *e* *d* *a* *c* *t* *e* *d* *]* fans: I remember

[@sweatbandsheadband2700]

@UCYrfsqRBArWl42hBUlzarqA no, I dont think I will

[@helloworld2784]

And in his recent twitch stream.. he said we can eat people.

[@ImagineWagons38011]

Russianbadger reference pog

[@cremation7665]

“Joining a cult with friends” Yep Mark sure has expertise in that field...

[@durndychris3254]

Yep

[@sanjibdutta9592]

MEMENTO MORI UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS

[@---RAVEN---]

Memento mori

[@mariash9197]

memento mori, friends

[@novelseeker4410]

To be fair, in that other instance, he didn’t join it, he was one of the founders.

[@sonjalam3843]

16:00 I love how no one reacted when someone went like "Hey I found Anna" and Mark just kept reading the letter as if it weren't the most shocking thing that could happen

[@xenomorphgaming779]

*We havent seen Wade in a while* Wade: "WeLcOmE tO cHiLEeS"

[@yes-qi5rx]

the welcome to chillies guy died :(

[@gwgh]

@@yes-qi5rx WUT?!

[@oshana6445]

Me, who’s name is Anna too: *looks up every time Anna is mentioned*

[@annamagee7424]

Bro same 😂😂

[@soumyadeepsarkar3808]

@@annamagee7424 You guys so tall ?

[@KairousKen]

Anna, are you ok? Are you ok, anna?

[@hannahwalker8613]

Or Hannah 😭. I’m half asleep and I actually got up and said huh ? Oh wait

[@alyssaskillen7016]

My friend's name is Anna

[@durff1232]

17:58 "Oh hi, Anna." Just so casual and unalarmed.

[@grimmzicle9965]

Wade throwing in the casual supernatural references made my day!

[@fluffypandagallove7143]

Mark: Finds a hole in the wall Everyone: BUZZ THE HOLE BUZZ THE HOLE BUZZ THE HOLE BUZZ THE HOLE BUZZ THE HOLE!!!!!!!

[@sarahvasquez8232]

"yellow eyes is a fan favorite" not for sam and dean winchester

[@breanaginn]

I was looking for fellow SPN fans who picked that comment from Wade up 🤣🤣

[@tearez13]

i lost my shoe

[@alecLogan]

You might say they’re not fans of his.

[@possumplays5899]

I did the same thing lol

[@isabellefaso7634]

@@tearez13 hahaha my favorite episode

[@mikylie7]

It will be pretty funny when the title has “joining a cult” in it.

[@garondustin1560]

Or when it says with friends

[@Frogleaner]

Especially when it has | devour

[@Mapbim]

Very true

[@DemonMan42]

It does now

[@helloworld2784]

I'm not sure if this is sarcasm because it is now the title, or not

[@shyryTsr2k]

Mark: *Literally standing in front of the flower* Bob: "HEY I FOUND A FLOWER!"

[@UnfazedPhoenix]

That's the point. Bob loudly took blatant credit for the flowers because it was obvious mark found them. Mark rolled with the bit. It was all a joke. It's one of their regular bits in series they've done together...

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Mark: “Joining a cult” Me: “Isn’t that what [REDACTED] is?”

[@AxxLAfriku]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that I get bullied because my classmates think my videos are the worst. Please don't agree, dear gaby

[@sawahp8665]

Ah yes I miss [REDACTED]

[@Mapbim]

[REDACTED] IS [REDACTED]

[@chunky_kit-kat1343]

@@AxxLAfriku I couldn’t agree more with your classmates

[@rosenhellz5154]

@@AxxLAfriku it's hard to disagree with your classmates choices

[@bbgdaryl]

Wade: Yellow-eyes is a fan favorite. SUPERNATURAL REFERENCE. THANK YOU WADE.

[@lizzerd7496]

"Yellow eyes is a fan favorite!" WADE WATCHES SUPERNATURAL CONFIRMED.

[@alaskannative11]

Its supposed to be scary but im finding this funny because theyre just casually walking around while Ana is walking around zombie mode