THERE IS NO ESCAPE... | Devour

[@mioox1591]

friendship goals is Mark ignoring the flowers so that Bob can find them "first", and then congratulating him on his find

[@WHAL-E]

*Y E S*

[@jacknapier7775]

Agreed lmao it’s so cool we’ve all seen them be friends for so long. You guys remember how hilarious Prop Hunt was? Still one of my favorites to rewatch. The one with Mark discovering the pie machine

[@julian-fm1lx]

no not really

[@_Fizel_]

And them just casually leading him to them is just adorable.

[@minihetalian]

Warms my soul

[@Scrybe_of_Sass]

I love the cult gossip when they find 2 toothbrushes "She must be dating!" "Do you think it's Fred?"

[@HydroSpectre1260]

And in the background when Mark says: "Yeah I adhere to that!" Is none other than Lady Demitrescu.

[@ewill69]

2:56

[@goblinonastick1095]

What if it's azazel lol

[@loki4807]

@@HydroSpectre1260 Dimetrescu*

[@loki4807]

@@goblinonastick1095 I kinda hope so. I got a succubus following me trying to suck me off HELP!!!

[@squintyboi6789]

"We haven't heard Wade in a while..." Wade: 𝕭𝖔𝖓𝖏𝖔𝖚𝖗

[@loki4807]

Wade every other time : *Adios*

[@JellySquishies]

Mark: The Helpful Friend Bob: Flower Child Ana: Drunk Wade: Demon in disguise this whole time who has been trying to keep his human friends alive cause his uncle yellow eyes is a jerk

[@chaosstudios9918]

YES

[@MadmanZachary]

Seems supernatural to me.

[@bells6750]

THE LIKES ARE AT 666, I SHALL INTERACT NO FURTHER

[@Sw3dishfish0]

i think you write her name with two n's.. So anna. but idk

[@rorythemaker22]

Wade sounds like Shane from BuzzFeed unsolved

[@TheBloodswordsman]

Wade: Somehow scares the shit outta everyone just by standing in doorways. Anna, a literally decaying demon woman: Being treated like a drunk bf.

[@mxrdersimulator]

i feel so dumb for jumping whenever they walk into her, cus they're all just like "oh hey anna! (walks away)" like???

[@KeiTheTrap]

shes kinda hot thoe

[@MrNogo-yb2tq]

@@KeiTheTrap wifey forsure

[@michaelmonstar4276]

She looks like the Ayuwoki that lost their zest or something. Like all that insane scattering just totally spent them.

[@cinquegatti5277]

@@KeiTheTrap If she was not as decayed definitely

[@CucumberSadness]

Bet the developer didn't expect the most terrifying aspect of this game to be Wade.

[@familiarstranger9617]

wade is most terrifying human being in the existence

[@entity7742]

Wade wasn't the scary one it was sam

[@familiarstranger9617]

you mean Sam? ?

[@water8355]

Where u seen Wade I only seen sam

[@ignitedsouler5064]

Oof

[@olliejean2427]

I love how they treat Anna like their drunk friend who they have to take care of

[@WickedSk8rGrl]

But they avoid her bc shes kinda frisky

[@cxirose2006]

Goddamnit Ana, stop puking on my carpet

[@CowKirbo]

But she drank too much.

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

Ana: _hobbles towards them, bloodied and scary_ "Oh, hi Ana!"

[@sergeantemu8206]

I bet Ana doesn’t realize how lucky she is to have them

[@fendercodes]

Thanks for playing our game, Mark & co! We're working hard on the next map for ya'll. :)

[@yajatgaming1642]

N-Next map!?

[@frankbatman5525]

I can’t wait until it’s filled with flowers for bob to “find.”

[@millartiste]

You guys did great! You can be proud of your work. I'm excited to see what you'll do next!

[@meggiemills3602]

Omg the game is really cool. I hope it gets as popular as Phasmaphobia and more!

[@RebelAngelForever]

It’s a great game! Good job on the aesthetic and gameplay!

[@cjelliot]

“we haven’t heard wade in a while” wade: *mum said it’s my turn on the xbox*

[@jacobschneider3975]

british person detected

[@ghoultooth]

@@jacobschneider3975 There’s more than just Brits that use mum ;)

[@testofeagle]

@@ghoultooth like the...AUSTRALIAN BOYS

[@santakiller2gt489]

@@testofeagle .... I feel attacked

[@cjelliot]

@@jacobschneider3975 australian!

[@jameskleczek1464]

Mark: "we just need 2 more goats" The 2 goats that they locked in the bathroom: "Thank Azazel we aren't getting burned today."

[@yukiterogasai8809]

damn n he had the bathroom key too

[@Cubsfan_75]

Lol

[@kokichioma3000]

This is the greatest plaaaaaaannnnn

[@ry3833]

I like that Bob’s the flower boy, Mark is the cultist, and Wade’s the magician

[@kaya4732]

the wedding essentials

[@MercivalPrime]

Bob: flower boy Mark: officiates the marriage in the name of the being they worship Wade: the entertainment they hired for the party

[@YourUsualMarites0704]

I love how wade just shows up anywhere

[@Cybsernal]

Mark's the Key master

[@alyssar4986]

Yes.

[@kosherkitties5897]

Ana walks through, "Oh, hey, that's just Ana, no big deal." Wade, "HOLY SHIT YOU CAN'T SCARE US LIKE THAT!"

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

I would love a horror movie where the main characters are just casually walking around the creepy house talking about their views on dating while they dodge the possessed person.

[@Thatdistantmirage]

100% would watch, especially if these three were in it LMAO

[@bacon_haired_dude7050]

A horror comedy

[@lunar21moon94]

Yess!!! That would so good!!

[@owlgoddess8534]

shaun of the dead

[@danmakes2497]

And one of the main characters keeps accidentally scaring the shit out of the other main cast lol.

[@IrisCorven]

"I RAN OUT OF PURPLE, I RAN OUT OF PURPLE.", followed by Anna sprinting through the room with a chokehold on Wade is probably one of my favorite co-op moments in months.

[@macklinillustration]

Perfect comedy timing

[@deg1studios]

12:52

[@fanaticfandom2033]

Bob said something similar earlier in the video, at like 10:40. He said, “guys, I‘m outta purple, I’M OUTTA PURPLE...guys...” and to me, that out of context, along with Wade’s line of running out of purple, are seriously some of the funniest things ever

[@CopperValentine]

3 guys break into poor woman’s house and burn her pets alive. They are then surprised that she’s enraged.

[@WickedSk8rGrl]

And she's too slow to stop them. And they keep making fun of her. How awful.

[@r.j.penfold]

And her family tries to help but they're allergic to UV light and they keep burning them

[@GrinFlash007]

That would be CNN's headline.😂

[@lillyherrera2901]

😂😂😂

[@water8355]

Don't forget of stealing her roses

[@comicgoth666]

Fun fact! Azazel was once the angel of sacrifices before he fell and the whole reason he's "the yellow eyed goat demon" is because of the scapegoat ritual he was often apart of! He was also apart of a group of soldier Angel's called "the watchers" which is pretty neat for the watchers of azazel.

[@lynnalucifera9387]

Additionally, he and Semjaza of the Watchers led other watches down to earth because they desired human women. Azazel taught humans metal working, jewelry, cosmetics, herbs, medicine. He’s kind of similar to Prometheus from Greek mythology; bringing heavily knowledge/power to humans who were never supposed to have it. The Watchers and the humans had children called the Nephilim. Azazel is a very respectable demon in my opinion.

[@DeltaSilver88]

@@lynnalucifera9387 Weren't the Watchers also called the Grigori? I kind of remember seeing that word before.

[@theoink636]

The Book of Enoch is fun.

[@sharkbite7922]

Mark: "We haven't heard Wade in a while." Wade: Hello

[@Diablo-xx9gx]

The TIMING COULDN'T BE BETTER!!

[@err]

Fun Fact: ‏‏‎ ‎

[@aliciawelch3127]

yes they did indeed say that.

[@chosen9010]

timestamp

[@bayareasportsfan04]

Hello fellow Sharks fan

[@jacintaschneider4145]

im just imagining mark wandering around this spoopy house with bob and wade holding a MASSIVE bouque of flowers.

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

Fanart please

[@littletimelord2755]

Wade at that moment: Hey mark I found some flowers.

[@diviner_cleo]

1000th like~

[@jacintaschneider4145]

@@diviner_cleo woot!

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Mark: “Burn the goats!” Mark 5 mins later: “Weren’t we supposed to be doing something?”

[@jonathanwells223]

When a game shoves as much shit in your fuckin’ face as this one does it is a bit difficult to focus on any single objective.

[@solomonbardalez4285]

The horror is too much sometimes

[@soanbell3621]

@Spatza the heck does this have to do with god

[@freerangeboogara]

​@@soanbell3621 I think that person is missing the point... it doesn't have anything to do with God

[@Arwen_XIV]

@Spatza Being respectful of others hasn't been implemented by any religion though. Learn some decency.

[@Jelly-qv1sq]

"Selfish a_hole who has all the keys." Mark: "Yeah wass'up?"

[@minatoson5788]

3:53

[@kimchi5049]

I feel like unironically treating a horror game like just another day on the block is so much more entertaining than screaming your head off at the jumpscares LMAO

[@iaml2348]

@Melissa - Porn STARS ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ oh look, an actual person writing comments. Our insults will have MUCH more effect on you now

[@brothersjulius]

Just roll with the punches

[@HiJack3r]

That's why watching Cr1tikal play horror games is so entertaining

[@Yeetuz.Deletuz]

I cant fkin do that Im too spookd

[@BruhMoment-fh8zc]

@Melissa - Porn STARS ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ your username tho 😐

[@sophiahess7013]

I love how they react calmly to Anna as if she is another player but react to Wade as if he’s the monster.

[@dkjcb3993]

Maybe the real monster is the friends we brought along the way.

[@Tsuchigomori-sensei]

Because he is the monster ok Ana treats him like the main threat because he is. Mark and Bob don't really matter to her.

[@argos_lucien]

They're out here playing Dead By Daylight on Devour and Anna is a survivor.

[@Astro.not._]

mark ignoring the flowers so bob can “find” them is the cutest thing

[@not_an_emo]

like when you bury sea shells you bought at the gift shop for your kid to find

[@creamtaffy210]

I was wondering if Mark actually didn't notice them until he said "I think you forgot something here, Bob." Adorable

[@djm4454]

Right? 🤗

[@angrypomeraniantrainer618]

Ikr very cute

[@_Fizel_]

I think Mark and Wade leading him to the flowers is just as adorable.

[@maxinedulles3240]

Can we just all appreciate how Mark dosent say anything when he finds flowers but still tries to indicate it

[@jocosejabberwock4546]

I just love the wholesomeness of Mark and Wade letting Bob find the flowers, it fills my heart with joy

[@ellithejoker1046]

It’s more of a bit than anything

[@sunnydee04]

@@ellithejoker1046 It's still kinda wholesome lol

[@julian-fm1lx]

I don't

[@JohnsonJohnsonJohnson-j6r]

What do you mean " let" Bob found all those flowers

[@EclipseeRaven]

@@JohnsonJohnsonJohnson-j6r exactly he's obviously finding them without help

[@annemeownie]

I love how Mark & Bob were more startled and afraid of Wade suddenly appearing rather than Ana roaming around them who's the main horror attraction. Mark even just said "hi" to her when he passed in the first episode lmao

[@thatchysaurus5673]

Man i see u everywhere lol

[@thatchysaurus5673]

I like ur channel btw :3

[@annemeownie]

@@thatchysaurus5673 Lmao I luv watching on youtube whil drawing. Also, thank you^^

[@drucy.]

I love how Anna is treated as the least threatening thing in this game. They're just like "oh, hey, it's Anna, how is it going, girl ?" xD

[@WickedSk8rGrl]

Wade: "Anna and i are hanging out in the basement." Lmfao

[@familiarstranger9617]

ofc it's just Anna

[@Imaculata]

Yeah, I think it is an unintended side effect of her just randomly wandering the house and not attacking anyone. It's like she is just hanging around.

[@evelynbloom8391]

I love how Lixian replaces the word “god” with “azazel” 😂

[@Stp1497]

When?

[@anzuaoix]

@@Stp1497 10:20

[@anzuaoix]

@@RH-vd2uv that’s fair

[@SpaceCat7642]

Yeah me too. I noticed that as well such a neat detail Lmao🔥

[@lleyah_fw]

The baby goats are so cute, I don't like how they cry when they perish. But man Anna has disobeyed the main rule of "No Dating." So she had this coming.

[@axolotl195]

I literally read this just as Bob said the no dating rule 😅

[@lleyah_fw]

@@axolotl195 When the timing is just right in the world. Nice. Don't disobey the first and big rule.

[@nyarlathotep194]

seeing Lady Dimitrescu behind Mark when they brought that up killed me XD

[@lleyah_fw]

@@nyarlathotep194 Same! He broke the rules too! That's why he perished multiple times. Editing always at a comedic high level lol

[@bobthebuilder609]

ah yes, the red eyed, rabies carrying goats are super cute, aren't they?

[@ari1758]

My brain has been trained to hear the intro as "Previously on...THE FOREST"

[@karlievokins23]

SAME ✋🏻😭

[@_unknown_horizonz_]

Facts 😂

[@GreenestOfGreenDragons]

For me it’s “Preciously on RAFT”

[@robinsonpaulino238]

Bro same

[@ari1758]

@@GreenestOfGreenDragons omg I miss that series, I remember binging it and waiting for another one...maybe soon

[@dylanmaxwell781]

“Have fun with the goats?” The goats: “and we took that personally.”

[@cloudyrae04]

"Where is she? Ah! O hey Anna, howsitgoing?" Has the same energy as "Hey where'd the shark go? I dont see it anymore." "Wah! Ill find it!"

[@alexisteague8326]

bob always panics and then just goes with the chaos tbh

[@yasukazugoddessofbalance4659]

14:56

[@xoxfiftyytwo]

I absolutely died when Mark walked in on Anna running while holding Wade up with one hand LMAOOO

[@lunar21moon94]

Wait can I get the time stamp for that 🤣

[@Winter5587]

Looks like the timestamp is 13:00 :>

[@4nscchk]

Haha Never noticed it before

[@alol2909]

"We haven't heard of wade in a while" Wade: ⭐🌟wade🌟⭐

[@stabbamonroll]

Bu duh duh duh duh duh, ☆Wade☆

[@SftHrtBrsKnckls]

Wade violently wades into the room

[@wilsonroo]

Mark: **stands next to all the flowers so Bob can see them** Bob: *"I found a flower!"* Edit: thank you guys for the likes :D most liked comment

[@Snowapplyby]

"O, good job, Bob!"

[@eklavyasingh2459]

"Hey good job man!"

[@badtzu.m]

It's really cute

[@karencoon6243]

It was one of my favorite parts of these videos! XD

[@celescarmona4694]

its adorable 😭❤️

[@richardjoshgomez4661]

Bob: *Founder of Flowers* Mark: *Founder of Keys* Wade: *Founder of Scaring the Ever Loving Life Out of Your Body*

[@tabiibat]

Is it just me or is Ana scarier with her mouth closed when she’s just looming

[@Mecal21]

Yeah

[@Blue-Maned_Hawk]

It's just you.

[@love_dva]

I think its more better looking, like tall lady

[@tabiibat]

@Spatza u good?

[@honeywasp138]

@Spatza u good man?

[@boopergoober]

Wade: Casually sauntering through doors and startling Mark and Bob Bob: Flower finder Mark: Assistant to the flower finder

[@tapwater7449]

I love how Mark and Bob find Wade more terrifying than the actual monster walking around...

[@electricanimations6183]

_Burns demonic goat_ _Demonic Screaming engages_ " *Probably no consequence for that* "

[@crackedsunflower8123]

this is almost a haiku

[@minatoson5788]

9:51

[@bloodredruby69]

On this episode of "Cooking with Markiplier", we're going to learn how to properly roast a goat. The backyard of that house must smell amazing.

[@brad2400]

Nah demon goat smells like brimstone it's very unpleasant and Anna hasn't bathed in weeks

[@bloodredruby69]

Brimstone is like jalapeno, adds a little spice and kick to the meat. And what's wrong with a touch of BO? Gotta admire a lady who's got the self confidence to lift her pits to the breeze and say 'screw society's social constructs'.

[@brad2400]

@@bloodredruby69 well she really went all out with it that's for sure...

[@bloodredruby69]

@@brad2400 She's flying her freak flag high, and I applaud her for that- I'll just do so from a politely upwind position. ;)

[@expdelphi1486]

I really like the subtitle of Bob saying “Oh my god” to “Oh my Azazel”

[@siresquidzy2343]

@Spatza bruh

[@toast6665]

@UC0Kw1wDuYR3mIJARn1HCUPw that escalated quickly

[@JK-ei7wr]

@@siresquidzy2343 what they say

[@siresquidzy2343]

@@JK-ei7wr they had a comment about how "god isn't real science proves it you're all idiots" that they'd paste in reply to a lot of the comments here, you can see people responding to it in the replies of a lot of the top comments

[@JK-ei7wr]

@@siresquidzy2343 lmao didn’t expect to find someone that edgy amongst Mark’s audience. The original comment didn’t even have anything to do with religion

[@frostritegaming]

"We should burn the goats" "We should FEEL the goats" One step deeper into that rabbit hole and ASPCA is right at Marks doorstep...

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

...the Undertale fandom has done terrible things to my mind. ...not Undertale itself, of course, but the fandom.

[@zoemochi]

ASPCA? I've like Undertale but I dunno what that is referencing

[@rhettbaldwin2417]

you mean the goat hole?

[@tomaskanka6223]

We should FINE the goats

[@possums154]

@@zoemochi No as in if we go anywhere past 'feel the goats' we'd be going to 'f*co the goats' and then we'd have the ASPCA launching an investigation

[@Blackberryfae]

"she's nowhere near us" I knew in that moment Mark was gonna get got

[@blankadams3120]

Mark's gone full circle... first: When goats join cults, now: When cults join goats

[@technicallyelliot]

Lesson of the day: *Don’t run out of purple*

[@SomniaAmoris]

@Spatza tf u talking about

[@technicallyelliot]

@Spatza wut

[@overlord2999]

@Spatza which god hurt you?

[@Ren.4744]

Them: Feed the goats Feel the goats Me: *Fuel the goats*

[@alexisteague8326]

I deadass thought one of them was gonna say "FUCK the goats" and when they didn't i felt a bit disappointed.

[@darksiegechaos]

Fire the goats

[@greenninja9330]

@@darksiegechaos can't let the goats have a job that's for damn sure

[@sirshurp]

Give me fuel. Give me fire. Give me goats that I desire.

[@Gacha_gays]

Face the goats!

[@falllensgaming3946]

Mark: still cracking out the best of content Everyone in quarantine: *happy noises*

[@8.E.T.8]

Here before the bots

[@misbahhumadi661]

"Previously On: Devour" Me who expected the narrator to say, "Previously On: The Forest"

[@thatonedude-6819]

Previously On Raft

[@night1953]

Your not the only one who expected those types of previously ons

[@littletimelord2755]

Lol

[@drunkice1726]

The forest is sooooo good

[@colechambers1167]

They should call this game “Hey I found a flower”

[@howdyitsSnoog]

Bob said those words as I read your comment hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

[@SebHaarfagre]

You mean _Bob_ found a flower

[@littletimelord2755]

Alright you got me, here’s a thumbs up.

[@allisonhutchins9323]

well mark found them and bob called them out, USUALLY

[@chaosstudios9918]

@@howdyitsSnoog SAME

[@unknown-thing]

Bob: I thought one of the rules was no dating! Mark: yeah I adhere to that rule Lixian: puts lady demetrescu behind mark Time was 3:00

[@thecrow8530]

Mark: Yeah no dating Also Mark: *thinks of Tall Vampire lady*

[@emileloiselle6738]

Not just thinks, Lixian also put up the picture in the upper left corner LOL

[@van5395]

Its not sexual!!!

[@MossMan1985]

Also, did no one hear Bob totally rip the leather on his seat when he broke wind at timestamp: 22:02 ????🤣

[@So_Viet8032]

@@van5395 its hawt

[@ヨシァ]

"only physical no dating"

[@ipplays8617]

Theres probably three endings: 1. the bad one you just got 2. the neutral ending where you summon azazel 3. the secret ending where you collect alll the flowers

[@timothyschwarz7950]

Nah the roses just give you a collectible robe

[@ShoppingAttic]

@Justifier 900 pinecones, and you get azazel's golden poop🤣

[@daniellafernandes1146]

420 likes...nice

[@nakedstatue8517]

Wdym neutral, that sounds like a good ending!

[@theb242]

"I only crave physical connections" - Mark "not a masochist" iplier

[@saphirestarr9952]

*_*BUZZ THE HOLE BUZZ THE HOLE BUZZ THE HOLE BUZZ THE HOLE BUZZ THE HOLE BUZZ THE HOLE BUZZ THE HOLE-*_* Mark: Wade, why aren't you chanting? Favorite part. XDD

[@London-ke2pq]

How is bob so smart???? He literally finds all the flowers. I bet his back hurts from carrying y’all

[@Messorem980]

it's not Wade finding them it's Bob, get it right. ;)

[@tristangameryt1716]

@@Messorem980 he said Bob, just saying.

[@dyzzie2692]

​@@Messorem980 they said Bob though?? 😭😭

[@CustomName]

google translate is back at the intro

[@Hazel_eyes2]

*Dead channel alert*

[@Alonzi.]

@@Hazel_eyes2 I’m seeing regular uploads and 100k subs how is it dead?

[@Hazel_eyes2]

@@Alonzi. i just see him all arround youtube and everyone is calling him a dead channel so yeah got used to it Prolly replied to him more than 22 times And yeah memento mori

[@Alonzi.]

@@Hazel_eyes2 I misjudged you, unus annus

[@Buckle-Bucky]

*Dead channel Alert*

[@Ace_Firedragon4227]

It’s nice and adorable that Mark is just being like oh look there’s a flower in his head then just when he sees another one he points something close to it so Bob can find it

[@twotruckshavingmuscles8747]

Anna: (hurts Mark and throws him on the ground) Mark: Well, that’s rude!

[@isabellawhalley9406]

Mark: "I adhere to that.. rule" (not dating in the cult) Lady Dimitrescu: *pardon*

[@fifid1624]

*simpiplier activate*

[@theaski]

I love how everyone's talking about lady D and not his actual girlfriend Edit: somehow I *didn't* see her head poking out behind him, now I understand. I am stupid

[@isabellawhalley9406]

@@theaski haha yeah I think its because of the like 0.5 seconds where she pops up by his face

[@isabellawhalley9406]

@@theaski (to the edit) LMAO ITS OKAY I HAD TO REPLAY IT LIKE THREE TIMES TO SEE WTF IT WAS THAT POPPED UP

[@X-SPONGED]

Bob : "we haven't seen Wade in a while" Wade : *nonchalantly t-posing in the doorframe*

[@IcyAuron]

Anna went from a joke to a serious threat after the insane speed boost.

[@gabbyvrielle5138]

Them: burns Anna’s pet goats alive Them when Anna is furious: o0o

[@lilyrivera3112]

Mark: **screaming “BURN IT” at every goat that gets close** Goat: **runs in fear for its life** Mark: “its scared of me” Well i wonder why u did just threaten its existence

[@alambrito3377]

The whole bit about pretending not seeing the flower so Bob can find them it's really wholesome ngl

[@jtom2k]

This went from a chill session to “let’s speedrun our deaths”

[@nex5318]

Famous last words: “Teamwork is for Bi-“

[@edgelord590]

'Previously on" me: the forest? "devour" :0

[@siarranicole3701]

I thought the same thing 😂

[@TranquilBird]

they better don't give up forest just yet

[@nicolasbruno829]

@@TranquilBird Agreed, it's too good.

[@loganentertainment1814]

Interesting on how Mark finds the roses, but doesn't take the credit. Instead, he lets Wade or Bob find them instead, or he hints to where they are.

[@eklavyasingh2459]

Everytime Bob: Guys I found a flower Mark: Hey good job man!

[@shizamza]

17:52 “you guys finish up im gonna wait in the car” Bob is just delightful

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Mark: “There will be more At Dead of Night” Also Mark: *Uploads everything else*

[@kittenloveromgcats6484]

He at least uploaded a couple

[@abelcruz2675]

No Minecraft? :(

[@ahegaoman5431]

Bring back my man Jimmy

[@balibalibro2417]

first bitccckl ;v

[@joeyrancho1057]

The disappointment is soul-crushing

[@mousetrap.p.gulligan]

"Cult's whole thing is going too far." You mean going *even further beyond?*

[@Mio248]

*Neil deGrassi Tyson has entered our dimension*

[@pennywise-beats3587]

That quote originated from a non-existent channel

[@KeiraA333]

Gold Absolute priceless work youve got there

[@crash6269]

Mark: *gets hay* *Mark 2 secs later* “Dead at night in no more”

[@ΆγγελοςΜορίκης-ζ2ω]

at dead of night

[@crash6269]

@@ΆγγελοςΜορίκης-ζ2ω no more night at at dead of

[@ΆγγελοςΜορίκης-ζ2ω]

@@crash6269 lol ya havin a stroke dude?

[@bacon_haired_dude7050]

This reply section is giving me a stroke

[@crash6269]

@@ΆγγελοςΜορίκης-ζ2ω just pain since there's no dead of night

[@Mr_Autastic]

Man, Bob is really good at finding those flowers. I don’t know what Mark would do without him.

[@timduncan2981]

Markiplier: oh look goat Goat: 👁👅👁 Markiplier: Let’s burn him Goat: 👁👄👁

[@markbrown4996]

@@rixterz11 uncursed

[@timduncan2981]

@Spatza Wrong thread bud

[@miumiu5156]

@Spatza Stop spamming that in the comments, jeez

[@thebagelsandwich5501]

Mark: We havent heard from Wade. Wade: *Whomst has awaken the almighty one?*

[@Ra1ny_d4yz]

"we need 2 more goats" the 2 goats stuck in the bathroom: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU?*

[@branikmingua1117]

Mark let them out immediately when he left the bathroom

[@cydamiic]

Mark: The key master Bob: The flower boy Wade: The guy who scares them more than Ana

[@ihatefurries4091]

I would actually pay to see these three idiots go to a Horror House, I know Mark and Ethan already went but these three are just too funny

[@EmilyT2005]

Bob, Mark, and Wade: *exist* Anna: _BlEeURgh rEaAHh rRaAAaah_

[@ryuudrazyl4588]

I like how Mark looks at all the flowers and waits for Bob to "find them first". Friendship is beautiful.

[@Wongleheimer]

I love how the editors do not miss any opportunities to involve “Azazel” in the subtitles 🤣

[@buffalomafia6587]

Bob is the cults make-a-wish kid. That’s why Mark let’s him find the flowers

[@ndzhelin2651]

This concept is actually sending me, the thought of a Make-A-Wish kid wishing to have just one outing with a demonic cult.

[@calebrose740]

@@ndzhelin2651 im sure there's at least one who's tried

[@jazzjazzington8244]

@@ndzhelin2651 That would be an interesting movie plot I'd totally watch!

[@Lillihierax]

Don’t know if thats the best thing to joke about since most make a wish kids are literally on their death bed? ☹️

[@SomeHomestuck]

@@Lillihierax not always a good 75 present surivie to live full lives

[@annemeownie]

To those distracting themselves in the comments, Ana's sounds are similar to a penguin's, think of that for comfort/comedic reasons

[@ValerieBuhl]

Hahahaha I just commented that same thing , I was like this oddly sounds like penguin noises 😂

[@matthewyeldig4608]

Um... now I'm concerned about penguins... ._."

[@noishhater9138]

@@matthewyeldig4608 As you should be, those fuckers are ferocious

[@shinveedemondog1659]

I like your pfp 😂

[@annemeownie]

@@shinveedemondog1659 Lmao idk if that's directed to me but thank you lmao

[@drantigon]

"We haven't heard of Wade in a while" He said, while Wade was LITERALLY talking

[@TheFikri136]

Wade was silent, duh. You might want to check his POV. He intentionally did it.

[@mikotomisaka8714]

Mark: "GUYS!! HOOOOOLE!!" The Marker: "Make... Us... WHOOOOOOOLEEEE!!"

[@Say_Tin]

Is it just me or did Wade jumpscare Mark and Bob more than the game did...

[@DrPebis]

That's exactly what happened

[@LinkAlien]

Between his skulking here and his maybe serial killer persona in The Forest, I'm developing a headcanon that Wade is plotting to kill Mark and Bob someday

[@phantomgreenie]

unrelated but I love ur pfp

[@Say_Tin]

@@phantomgreenie ITS CADIS ETRAMA DI RAIZEL BLOORP BLOORP

[@phantomgreenie]

@@Say_Tin I KNOW WHO IT IS I LOVE HIM he's so sweet

[@Franz0818]

Bob: Couldn’t we burn the goats in the cage? Mark: No, that would be mean *Professionals have Standards*

[@giannagirard8037]

Mark: key man Bob: “I found a flower” man Wade: *scares mark and bob 24/7* Quote of the day: “oh hey guys i found a flower :)” edit: thanks so much for the likes! i’ve never gotten this much

[@JyseZ]

"I found that flower." - Bob, 2021

[@starshipdreamer1635]

They don’t play this like a horror game, while here I am, freaking out every time Mark runs away from the group!

[@choconuggitcultsheep8548]

I just love how mark lets bob find the flower that he clearly found himself first

[@renzsabas7256]

Same bro

[@geistgrace6452]

Today on "Mark out of context": "I only crave the physical!" "Pump and dump. Am I right?"

[@orbitalchaos8049]

"Out of Context-iplier" if you will

[@orbitalchaos8049]

@Spatza no one is talking about god here, calm down, im not even christian

[@freerangeboogara]

​@@orbitalchaos8049 they're copying and pasting the same comment about God under a bunch of other people's comments... I'm guessing that they're just a bot

[@orbitalchaos8049]

@@freerangeboogara Probably. I was having a debate with my adult sister though, so I was still sorta in debate mode

[@calimango7926]

I love it when Mark goes anti-family friendly mode.

[@cranberryrosebud]

2:18 "Maybe we gotta lead it somewhere with, like, hay to-" "No."

[@fredrik8590]

wade is so sneaky. he is talking downstairs, and all of a sudden "hi" behind you

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Mark: “She’s nowhere near us” Anna: “I just pulled a sneaky on ya”

[@stix3179]

Don't you get tired of commenting so much?

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

@@stix3179 Not really, I’ve been bored a lot lately lol

[@stix3179]

@@Gabbie.xoxoxo Its cus i see u literally on every mark vid

[@trevon2149]

@@stix3179 tbh whats wrong with being on every video

[@trevon2149]

@@stix3179 she's just a dedicated fan

[@Rontrinawilliams19]

Marks wanna see if he can take on anna,he's not a masochist

[@stabbamonroll]

He just wants to see what he can handle

[@ladyswiss3887]

Bob: I thought the cult rules say: "no dating" Mark: Yeah, I'd hear to that Alcina: *peeks*

[@davidtapp4248]

I kinda feel bad for anna. Being stuck in the house with those guys has to be the stuff of nightmarea