20 DAMAGE SHIVS?? | Ascension 20 Silent Run | Slay the Spire

[@ConstantineIII]

Real talk jorbs. I got two hours of free time a day at best. Studying 12 hours a day in med school. I love these videos. Fantastic way to end the day after working hard. You rock and are a lot of fun to watch. My time is precious and it's well spent on your content. Much love and thank you!❤

[@intptree5188]

Real talk jorbs. I got twelve hours of free time a day at best. Studying 3 hours a day in pilot school. I like these videos. Pretty good way to end the day after drinking hard. You suck at Silent but are a lot of fun to watch. My time is meaningless and it's spent on your content. Much love and thank you!❤

[@albaniaalban]

I'm almost finished with med school, how are you studying 12 hours a day? 😱

[@ConstantineIII]

​@@albaniaalban I am not very smart so I have to work very hard to keep up

[@solarwolf1336]

Real talk jorbs. I got 5 hours of free time a day at best. Working full time most of it, and love watching your videos when there’s no customers in the store. Not studying or going to college but I am joining the National Guard soon, so rest assured several crayons will be eaten

[@Nuisance_Bear]

@@albaniaalban It's kind of horrifying that you aren't Yes I want my doctor to be a workaholic, at least while they're in their 20s

[@serenolopez-darwin1975]

Rare instance of reverse-clickbait title...some of those Shivs were hitting for *way* more than 20 lol

[@iNomNomAwesome]

The chuckling at 11:16 perfectly sums up why Slay the Spire is fun

[@tudornaconecinii3609]

41:00 "takes takes takes pen nib on 9" will never not be a glorious meme

[@sirtinyhead716]

context? 😭

[@tudornaconecinii3609]

@@sirtinyhead716 It's a classic Hikaru speech pattern transposed into Spire.

[@sitorinika]

That lagavulin fight was delicious edit: ok this entire run is just ridiculous

[@MichaelHughes124]

We rag on frozen eye as being no fun, but I’m pretty sure it saved the run and made the heart fight kind of thrilling to watch Jorbs solve a tricky puzzle in real time.

[@JandarLefey]

You rarely cackle maniacally. I witnessed it today, and joined you. What a freaking run!

[@iansmith4184]

You know a run is crazy when Jorbs gets Frozen Eye on a20 and it's still barely over an hour.

[@Slarklesadface]

He used frozen in 1 fight?

[@isayahjenkins8922]

I like minijorbs

[@dantdu]

I like you.

[@LeopoldTheUglyBarnacle]

I like pie

[@olaf8778]

its so funny that 15 minutes of the 1 hour run are the heart fight cuz of frozen eye.

[@cnollz]

Those card rewards were chef's kiss along with the relics. The run didn't play itself but damn that looked like fun.

[@jrtodd-br4zc]

That one dude saying “seed confirmed” in chat as if every run isn’t a carefully crafted seeded run was funny

[@joepadavano6893]

Blade Dance + “after all why shouldn’t I keep it”

[@CardCheckerStS]

Timestamps for when Jorbs picks up the card and relic in the thumbnail (Accuracy and Wrist Blade): Accuracy: (0:59) Wrist Blade: (11:44)

[@Shizandgiggles37]

It feels so good to get an accuracy in the first 2-3 floors

[@SleeperNO]

Best feelgood video of the year so far! And I really needed a pick me up today. Thank You, Jorbs!

[@mattkirkwood8874]

A quarter of the run time is spent on fighting the heart

[@Sxnder1337]

5:45 LOL amazing play

[@cludlam2015]

This is up there for most ridiculous runs

[@djrea4815]

16:35 the game was like "IN CASE YOU COULDN'T TAKE THE HINT"

[@scottstorm7765]

Last minute frozen eye saves the OP silent 😮

[@Jayw251]

oh snap I was here when you recorded this. It was jarring to hear my name called. But Also cool. 3:50 my claim to fame.

[@akee3312]

Killing Transient with a shiv build is certainly something. GG Jorbs!

[@deepfriedjason6409]

This run is absolutely crazy 😮

[@duckdynasty8580]

The way you said ninja scroll had me cracking up

[@adamfiliatreault3393]

I really want to see your seed at times like this so I can try to recreate the run :D

[@suunraze]

Does Apo upgrade itself when you play it? Like is the copy in your Exhaust pile upgraded?

[@nathanielwolff6700]

Honestly one of my favorite silent builds. Pure excess

[@texl5365]

Ia there a sood for this run? Id love to play it.

[@blanksymortimer4088]

had a run like this and beat the heart for my first time :)

[@jaylunwilliams1544]

Why did you remove bites instead of well laid plans? Am I missing something w plans and pyramid?

[@Jorbs]

i thought bite was worse than slimed in this deck.

[@jaylunwilliams1544]

@@Jorbs oooooooohhhhh 🤯

[@lock3265]

What a fun run!

[@bubbaliburtee8657]

Tiny Jorbs is my favourite

[@sheepdog5318]

Gotta let at least one cultist live so that they can spread the word of your victory and power

[@OysteinS]

I have an ambitious idea idea if you keep up with the shorts uploads. (Which have been very nice to watch by the way.) Have a long stream/video/reaction where you go through your shorts at the end of the year and reflect on both in game and meta insights and the year as a whole.

[@Eis_]

I feel like there should be another minijorbs somewhere --until they inevitably fill the screen--

[@williamkizer6316]

Does any one know why he did not play after image during the heart fighy

[@averynewtown2782]

My shiv decks keep failing to the last boss and i wish I knew why

[@michaelkertianis]

noooo i’m too early 😭 i don’t have a sleep video for later now

[@iambicpentakill971]

Understatement in the title? Crazy talk

[@zac9311]

14 minutes to solve the heart fight

[@belchicola]

I'm only halfway thru, but wtf is this run?!? lmao

[@rosserickson7680]

!dig

[@doulosdphi]

So I heard you like shiv decks!

[@gyorficserka]

The decision to get the bites was wrong I think... but amazing deck already at floor 35 ish

[@Chunkosaurus]

Nah I think it was the right decision. They didn't cost hp and are much better than strikes against the heart which was the only fight jorbs really was thinking about at that point in the run

[@jamjalopie9286]

If those 2 bites were strikes in act 4, he can't recover as much health in the act 4 elites and he doesn't have the health to survive that draw order. Fair to disagree, but having one extra card is a fair price to pay for repeatable card-based health recovery in my mind.

[@mrdrprofessorclay7781]

bites healed 17 in act 4 elites and he lived on 7 in heart fight, 7-17 = dead (obviously other variables but you get the point)

[@zachandrews93]

The GOD run

[@AndrewRaymund]

This KZbin comment like mini Jorbs

[@bolognious2263]

The cringe thumbnails dont do your dull personality justice

[@arandompersonful]

Disgusting

[@thomaskauffman250]

!dig

[@forcefulstorm6187]

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