Joseph Joestar "Your next line is" compilation.

MAJOR SPOILERS.
Dont say i didnt warn you.
From Jojo's Bizzare Adventure:Battle Tendency.But you already know that,dont you?
I might do something similar with "Yare yare daze" when the Stardust Crusaders anime is complete.
But then again,it would probably be a 30 minutes vídeo.

[@tomaskaila]

It pains me that they only allowed this trick to be done properly once, against Straits. The disturbing thing about Joseph's trick is that he and his victim are saying the same line in sync, confusing the ever living shit out of them. When they play the line one after the other, it loses a lot of the effect

[@RTU130]

Ye

[@ZarisWhiteFoot]

I feel that too, I was literally thinking they should have played their voices saying it together.

[@hwelse]

Y'know, I disagree. The way I see it, Joseph is waiting for the moment that his opponent is all caught up in their emotions, and when the moment is right, he goes in for the psychological flex. I figure that's what Esidisi was doing with Joseph as well, with the "I'm gonna wipe that smile off your face!" bit.

[@justaguywholikesdoujins566]

@@hwelse Yep that's basically how he does it

[@waffler-yz3gw]

i think that's how it was intended in the manga

[@troyboy2311]

Joseph:*predicts enemy's next line The entire color palette of JoJoverse: Its time to get funky

[@AxeCatcher]

I guess that funky color got stuck on part 4

[@tonytonychopper999]

The entire color palette of JoJoverse: parkour!

[@BigViskus]

Color pallets: Cha Cha real smooth

[@shikipatche]

The entire color palette of Jojoverse: *allow us to introduce ourselves*

[@Larc560]

Troy Boy color palette: New funky mode

[@moe2184]

this is the same guy who almost died on an escalator

[@misterl1668]

The same guy who got beat with an umbrella by an older woman because she thought he was gay for Avdol.

[@theyousefsecondone1257]

@@misterl1668 the same guy who cheated with a cute italian woman

[@h0bbylessperson59]

and next you're gonna say is ZA WARUDO

[@EliteSurvive]

The same guy who didn't know how to buy items from a baby store.

[@somethingiwillremember1239]

@@h0bbylessperson59 and next you're going to say "Why are you replying to this stupid ass reply?"

[@TheLordeHenrique]

Your next line is: "I wish old Joseph kept doing that!"

[@tw1ck487]

I wish old Joseph kept doi- NANIIII!!!!

[@siestaaaa8607]

I wish old jose-YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL THUNDE CROSSO SPLITO ATTAACCCC

[@urushihara_]

@@siestaaaa8607 wryyyyyy

[@boreasthehero]

I wish old Joseph kept doing tha- AAAAAAAAAH?!

[@donutlovingwerewolf8837]

I wish old Joseph ke- AHA! YOU HAVE TRIGGERED MY TRUMP CARD, 137 METER EMERALDO SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@KasumiDesu]

The truth is the cast forget their lines so joseph is helping them and they just made it look like his ability

[@GreenHairedKaiba]

Lmao headcanon now

[@marwan4358]

*Hermit Purple Intensifies*

[@toazethegecko]

What a plot twist

[@josephjoestar324]

Tomokazu sugita legendary va

[@luigio8484]

this is the best fucking take of them all

[@emanuelandrei4616]

Jonathan: Being a gentleman and fighting fair. Jotaro: Punching until the enemy is dead Joseph: Fuking around until you somehow win the battle.

[@M4x_P0w3r]

Josuke: All of the above Giorno: Death by piano

[@tanall5959]

@@M4x_P0w3r Actually Josuke is 'punch holes in bystanders to win. Then fix the hole.'

[@M4x_P0w3r]

@@tanall5959 Or "punch people into things to fuse them forever"

[@DioBrando-qi9so]

Don't forget that Joseph invented the secret Joestar plan

[@sgyt1264]

Dio Brando yep...and that is RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!

[@_gamepatcher_3177]

Now you're going to say next: "Joseph Joestar is the best Jojo"

[@abrahamtusan3373]

Joseph Joestar is the best Jojo *gasp* how did you...

[@wolfkiller3298]

Brrrraka monoga i was gonna say joseph is the bes-... NANI?!?!?!?!?!?!

[@soupgaming5948]

Joseph Joestar is the best JoJo! Wait a minnute...

[@ignispurgatio7400]

Joseph joestar is the best jo- NANI???!!!!!

[@genevieveteo6913]

Joseph joestar is the best jojo!-NANI!

[@GayLPer]

An idea I remember hearing from some of the more old-school JoJo fans is that, since Joseph is British, he would read comics from left to right, but manga is, naturally, written right to left. So in the manga, he's actually reading what his opponent says before they actually say it, and that's why he's able to do this trick.

[@ProfessorWeird]

Brilliant

[@rainfyre2694]

OH MY GOD

[@stillzeuvermensch7646]

HOOOORRRY SHIIEEEEETTT

[@buddermonger2000]

I mean... he'd have to be reading the whole thing and also technically anyone should be able to do it if they have the manga lol. So it doesn't make much sense.

[@princenobody5595]

@@buddermonger2000 It's almost like you didn't actually read the comment

[@oops3798]

When the other actors keep forgetting to read the script:

[@AhmedEx1.]

Your next line is why did you comment this

[@dantelawrence4676]

Why did you com- NANI!?

[@roofs817]

Your next line is: this makes sense

[@roofs817]

yahvko Tell me why

[@EZDENT00]

@@roofs817 korega requiem da

[@dimetrodon2250]

Your next line is, “happy 100th birthday, Joseph”

[@katjavalentina]

holy shit thanks for reminding me

[@Cremiru]

Happy 100th Birthday, Joseph. *NANI?*

[@sjsjdmjwjwjakp1884]

He stills alive

[@xdarkielflyxnight3679]

No part 6 everyone dies expect the part 6 people even jotaro dies

[@ayaanarshad869]

Virgotaku joesph was born in September 1920

[@brxl33]

Joseph is probably the funniest character in the series

[@josephjoestar9038]

why thank u

[@jrozlie2280]

And he made The manga brothers funny too

[@goldenyuri3556]

@@josephjoestar9038 OH MY GODDD ITS YOU

[@mr.trophy0912]

@@jrozlie2280 lol

[@jrozlie2280]

@@goldenyuri3556 Incase ur a religious person you shouldn't use God's name in vain but if ur not then it's ur free choice

[@thefoxsaysno9951]

Joseph after Suzi Q finds out about Josuke "You're next line is.. We're getting a divorce!"

[@hypercommand8778]

Suzi Q: We're getting a divorce!!! (Gasp)

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

@@hypercommand8778 and she still did it anyways like a person with pig rank

[@Shrek_Iguess]

@@hypercommand8778 and then remarried.

[@Yanj1bo1]

Suzi Q:your next line is "Nigerundayo" Joseph:Nigerundayo!

[@HarshitSharma-vx1ne]

@@Yanj1bo1 Joseph: (gasp)

[@beejeebees493]

I love how Hermit Purple is basically just "your next line is-" in Stand form

[@user-fc6wh8pg1n]

?

[@PF10yt]

How?

[@theguythatasked6400]

Holy shit

[@justinelledge326]

*WOKE*

[@sergioambriz9338]

How exactly can someone explain

[@LethalMonarch]

When Esidisi pulled a “your next line is...” I was honestly scared

[@SuperDababy2]

Same, but then he started crying and I knew he had lost

[@adriel7657]

your next line is "wamuu joestar"

[@ohno3736]

@@SuperDababy2 but then he stopped

[@yournextlineis964]

@@adriel7657 wamuu joestar *gasp* wait a second you can't do that that's my line!!!

[@adriel7657]

@@yournextlineis964 your next line is: your next line is: your next line is:

[@nguyentranduchungpotter3241]

smokey : why did you bring 10 gernade and 1 tommy gun in a cafe joseph? joseph : it's a surprise tool that will help us later

[@Bigburton3]

Afganistan be like

[@toazethegecko]

Lmao

[@elaina2047]

Taliban be like:

[@manuelacuna4188]

So f*ing underrated

[@heheheha4132]

10 minutes later : *"NIGERUNDAYO SMOKEY"*

[@landolff18]

Can we just take a second to admire how Wamuu is one of the best JoJo villains of all time?

[@toazethegecko]

Yeah he is

[@jiffy6969]

Kira is better I'd say

[@frank8917]

@@jiffy6969 how about no

[@jiffy6969]

@@frank8917 Sure

[@frank8917]

@@jiffy6969 your next line is: “it’s my personal opinion you chump”

[@Star_l0rdd]

Joeseph : Your next line is ACDC : *Uno Reverse Card*

[@sulaimanmhashim]

You dare use my own spell against me, potter

[@truetry]

LMAO AC/DC XD

[@caretotryagain4180]

@@truetry Yup, those writers sure do love rock bands Zeppeli/Led Zeppelin Esidisi/ACDC

[@nowanimportant8887]

Joseph a little later: NO U

[@yournextlineis964]

Oh no

[@roomba3397]

When you die on the same level for so long that you finally memorized all of the boss dialogues.

[@lonttugamer2939]

Accurate

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

Next you’ll say: _ROADAROLLA DAAAAA!!!_

[@cj_ridz1515]

@@dracodeanglicus3857 ROAD ROLLER D- NANI?!

[@diegomedina9637]

Your next line is "NANOMACHINES, SON!"

[@MrOof-ob8uw]

@@diegomedina9637 NANO MACHINES, SON! W- WHAT THE HELL?!

[@ganbuno]

I love Joseph Joestar from all the Joestars. No overrated power, no cool acts. Just full of trickery, confidence and sense of humor.

[@jerry5876]

80% plot armor, unless he practiced those tricks, it's hard to pull it off 1st time

[@mundano2479]

@@jerry5876 Every jojo has plot armor as his main power haha

[@milkymace9502]

The whole point of jojos winning is their asspull power and godly luck

[@scaramouche2618]

And lucky bastard tbh lol

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

@@mundano2479 except Jonathan

[@adim2427]

Your next line is "part 6 has been officially announced"

[@joelgamersonic6450]

Part 6 has been officially announced Whoa what?

[@eri4392]

Yay

[@Hehe-ib9ys]

Part 6 has been officially announced BA-BAKANA!!!!!!!!

[@MrDibara]

Part 6 has been officially announced. *(!) **_GASP_*

[@Spower2.0]

Part 6 has been officially announced *NANI!?*

[@Bruh-vd1pp]

Remember:This guy was the one who defeated 4 pillar men, but still lost to a escalator

[@bahhalso9651]

Almost

[@Bruh-vd1pp]

@@bahhalso9651 Indeed.

[@zkdelta8014]

If it's not alive, he can't fight back against it once he's cornered, lol. I can imagine Joseph getting cornered by a shopping cart and scream for his life rather than DIO cornering him instead

[@yournextlineis964]

I have traumatized to that escalator 🗿

[@NegusInParis01]

They did him dirty

[@beeman5436]

I think the funniest part is the gasp after they realize Joseph guessed their line.

[@wanfahim3583]

Agreed.. That shit had me dying lol

[@blxoom]

0:14 0:31 0:44 1:07

[@Aflay1]

1:38 [Even himself] 2:21

[@JayDay013]

That's exactly why I laugh my ass off all the time 😂

[@plague6566]

@@Aflay1 his ingeniousness scares himself

[@barfishman8904]

This is why I love joseph, he outsmarts anyone in his part

[@toazethegecko]

Yes

[@divinehatred6021]

I wonder how powerful Josuke could be if he knew how to use Hamon from his father..

[@chris30555]

Techncally every Jojo outsmarts anyone in their own part so...

[@divinehatred6021]

@@chris30555 except part 1 jojo

[@alexchen2850]

To be honest, out of all the jojo’s, Joseph is the most hilarious one XD

[@codetriangle4164]

For me he is the best one

[@wildeskompositum9556]

@@codetriangle4164 nah thats Jonathan

[@codetriangle4164]

@@wildeskompositum9556 nah

[@coolwhip310]

@@wildeskompositum9556 nah joseph is better

[@haze3827]

​@@wildeskompositum9556 he said "for me"

[@vincentthendean7713]

Joseph: Your next line is... Esidisi: _no u_ Joseph: *wait, that's illegal*

[@TheGuy64_YT]

I always thought it was ACDC xD I’m stupid

[@viktorayy]

@@TheGuy64_YT It is lol! Esidisi is just the translated "let's not get sued" version. The original Japanese uses band names, songs, etc.

[@bluebeka2458]

Image something like: Joseph: Your next line is "I am an idiot... wait..." Random person: I am an idiot. Hehehe... Got you!

[@mudalad1215]

Vincent Thendean *wait, thats illegal*

[@phoenixgamer10gaming18]

viktorayy ‹з no... it was always Esidisi, even before copyright reasons Same for Kars and Wammu, Santana was however changed in translation.

[@lelouchvibritannia8327]

Jonathan: The gentleman; Joseph: The Chad; Jotaro: The Badass; Josuke: The student; Giorno: *The piano*

[@the_og_alpha]

Jolyne: The shoehorned Girl Power Jhonny: The Jockey Jo2uke: The 4 Balls

[@ligth3977]

You thought It was JoJo, Kono GioGio Da

[@dad_bot_3924]

Fuck all of you

[@lukefloor]

@@the_og_alpha johnny: the crippled

[@tarpulin8179]

giorno should have been the musician

[@masterxl97]

I love that every one of these villains HEARS Joseph say their next line, then says it anyways and gets shocked. Don’t even change a word or two just to make him TECHNICALLY wrong.

[@TheTakato122]

Because in the manga, they're actually saying it at the exact same time that he does.

[@BayesianBeing]

​@@TheTakato122i actually like it more this way lol

[@omkarpatole9013]

You could argue that joseph always says it in a moment where they are either really anxious or caught up in their victory so they just subconsciously parrot what he says

[@Lambent_Omega]

At 0:26 is how it's actually supposed to play out. It's the only moment they get it right. He's saying it at the exact same time as them, which is more impressive than simply guessing their next line, and way more impressive for bystanders who see that he guesses even *how* they say their next line.

[@lpfan4491]

Something really hilarious is that the videogames follow the anime rather than the manga and like, some of the quotes are really dang long. The trick shouldn't work with those because the opponent has enough time to adjust and not subcontiously play along, but it still does somehow.

[@cheesebiscuitanimations3645]

3:36 “I plan everything!” *So Josuke was planned right?*

[@jotarokujo9984]

Lmao

[@Balls242]

I mean without josuke morioh would have a higher crime rate

[@islam.peachfull]

Damnnnnnn

[@whimsicalchronicles8798]

@@Balls242 until a gang decided to mess with yoshikage kira then they all end up getting killed

[@nicklarocco4178]

Jojo planned Kars' birth so he could fight him.

[@shaleqsandre9733]

Jojo is Aizen

[@tyrrellgilmore]

I chuckled

[@omkarshirgaonkar9800]

@@shaleqsandre9733 don't compare Aizen to Jojo. Jojo is an all rounder planer and a strategist while Aizen is only a Strategist. Jojo can plan in an ongoing battle even if the odds are stacked against him while Aizen can only remain clam if he has a plan in Advance.

[@faceless6822]

999 likes 👀

[@cort_ex1365]

@@omkarshirgaonkar9800 still aizen would destroy everyone in jojo

[@SonyaKano]

Your next line is: I know about the affair and I want a divorce. Suzi Q: -.- Joseph: WAIT...!

[@shaderu3402]

Big oof

[@superanimeniac]

to be fair, she had ONE JOB

[@mearbye]

OOF

[@HeavySandvichGuy1]

*your

[@Mrhydee]

MASSIVE OOF

[@Christian-gp4ld]

He mastered the first step of combat psychology.

[@philipbushby9462]

What is it?

[@jellymatsuryuka6853]

@@philipbushby9462 confusion at it's best

[@TheNightmareTroll]

Get in your opponent’s mind

[@NimbusDeluxe90125]

Joseph’s mind is able to calculate the situation faster than most computers.

[@DrQuasi]

I sometimes forget that Joseph Joestar used to be this young guy

[@rexhepmuaremi3328]

Shame

[@sketcher4362]

@@rexhepmuaremi3328 Same*

[@pat7370]

@@sketcher4362 No, shame

[@sketcher4362]

@@pat7370 No, it's same. I "relate" to the main comment. It was a joke.

[@g-money-money]

Sketcher why did you have to put an asterisk then

[@cheesus_the_grate]

This just proves Joseph has the script

[@Squibob]

apparently so did esidisi for a litte

[@wally9998]

* wrote the script

[@arc931]

Esidisi as well

[@wally9998]

Brylle Enriquez your whole life led up to this moment

[@ratplayingaflute9932]

I am a rat playing a flute

[@WolfyFancyLads]

I always loved that trick. The idea that he outsmarted them at every point, them realizing too late that he had, was always a nice flourish to his fights. That and lying to Car at the end always made me laugh. :P

[@mr.cobalt1668]

I remember someone once joked that the reason Joseph can predict enemy lines is because he's American and thus perceiving the events depicted in the pages of his manga in the wrong order.

[@MrSuvvri]

young joseph: your next line is "OOOOOH NOOOOO!!" old joseph: OOOOOOOH NOOOO!! OOOOH MY GOOOOOD

[@jaredsamples6969]

SANADA BEEITCH!!

[@SovietJazzLord]

NANI !?

[@whoareyou5077]

HORY SHETTT

[@ButtonMasherReal]

"OH NO!" "And then, after that, you're gonna say 'OH MY GOD!'" "OH MY GOD!" "And even after that, you're next line is gonna be 'HOLY SHIT!'" "HOLY SHIT!"

[@scoutkirby144]

"And after that, you're gonna say 'SON OF A BITCH!'" "SON OF A BITCH!"

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

Joseph: No one can use my line prediction technique against me! Esidisi: *_Observe._*

[@watchyojet1358]

I think it should be the other way around

[@mihaiioc.3809]

@X4TERUMI there's a massive chance that Esidisi used that beafore falling asleep and used it again in the fight with Joseph

[@quagnam438]

@X4TERUMI why not lol

[@darthrevan8737]

Sbeve

[@indomie177]

Epitaph : Observe

[@decrizor4900]

Jonathon: Challenge them to a gentleman duel Joseph: Plan out every tactic and haha hamon trap go brr Jotaro: Beat the hell out of them if they piss you off. Josuke: Accept fate and deal with it unless they badmouth your hair Giorno: tell them you have a dream.

[@toazethegecko]

Lmao

[@elaina2047]

Giorno: You will never reach the truth

[@frank8917]

And the other 3?

[@rapraptan8084]

@@frank8917 Jolyne: Also beat the shit out of them Johnny: "Jesus told me" I havent finished part 8 so i dont know who gappy is that much

[@lubu682]

@@rapraptan8084 johnny: _guess I'll commit suicide_ _arigato... gyro_

[@TheWonder_OfU]

The Old Joseph one against Empress was probably my favorite mostly because I hadn’t heard it for an entire part until that. I got so hype.

[@oijosuke9879]

Joseph then: Next you'll say... Joseph now: HOOOMAIGAAAAAAD

[@kirby3781]

Feel sad about Joseph is not clever then before... QQ

[@josecarlosmartinezrodrigue1451]

@@kirby3781 every Jojo is getting nerfed after his history... If they survive...

[@JAYREMYhlgs]

Might be an unpopular opinion but I thought Jospeh sucked after BT. He was cool back in that part and after he became old he just felt a little dull to me. I mean “homaigahd” is funny and all, as Joseph is meant to be a funny character, but what made Joseph truly stand out was his brains. In the parts to come he just feels completely helpless when it comes to stuff like that. I mean I only watch the show and I’m only halfway through part 4 as of now so... that’s all I can base my claims off of

[@chinesefood7350]

@@JAYREMYhlgs I agree, they nerfed him so hard and he wasn't remotely close to how smart he was in battle tendency

[@BabuBabu-ip6oh]

Hermit Purple had so much potential, considering it could map out and pinpoint specific objects in a city, as seen with that growth stand when he used it to find a tar barrel.

[@rouge-ish324]

Next, you're gonna say 'Za Warudo'. "Za Warudo!" *dies*

[@wolfkiller3298]

ZA HANDO

[@AzeraCD]

Your gonna bite za dusto

[@JAYREMYhlgs]

H2O Teddylirious before the road roller bites you

[@falsifo7060]

Jotaro:Star Platinum Za Warudo! Joseph:NAni you used an word

[@hittman_mike674]

@@wolfkiller3298 b

[@Hanaziro727]

The fact that Esidisi predicted his next line WITHOUT Hermit Purple is completely unexplained, but badass anyway.

[@VerdugoMoment]

I mean joeseph doesn't have hermit purple here so idk what you are talking about.

[@Hanaziro727]

@@VerdugoMoment It was already hinted at by the opening that hermit purple was developed at this time, you can go watch an analysis of the opening

[@VerdugoMoment]

@@Hanaziro727 you mean the opening that came out after the part 3 manga lol. Theirs zero evidence he has it in part 2.

[@massimilianoreali4398]

​@@VerdugoMoment also araki has confirmed that this is true

[@FateDarkess]

@@VerdugoMoment Araki the mangaka confirmed he has hermit purple in part 2

[@haydes1285]

Joseph is so nice, helping remind the rest of the cast their lines

[@AntiUni417]

Your next line is “Why can’t Old Joseph do this more often” I go away for 6 months and I get 8.2k likes 😂😂😂 anyways thanks yall

[@zooweezybw8131]

OOOOOH MY GOOOOOOODD!!!!!!!!!!!

[@drmeduimant5066]

Idk,he did it with the empress,but that episode was mostly on him so I guess it only work if it focus on him

[@TheLonelySkeleton]

He goin' senile

[@aidar8154]

NANI?

[@aidar8154]

NANI? HOW!

[@ElasticHat]

I image Joseph facing Diavalo would be like this Joseph: Your next line is... *Diavolo erases 10 seconds of time* Joseph/Diavolo: All that remains in this world are the results. Diavolo: Wha- Joseph: I knew you'd erases time so I waited ten seconds to say my next line. *Clackers smashes into Diavolo's face

[@Hangman-yq5uh]

He would do that, honestly.

[@fsdhuy]

Keep it at 69 likes

[@noriakikakyoin1423]

Joseph's real stand power is the power of bullshit writing

[@justanenglishcommentpassin644]

Part 2 Joseph would even destroy Made in Heaven and Love Train

[@nou6723]

Fsdhuy The Superiour no it’s at 666

[@christian.xavier.villagran]

2:40 He just couldn’t help himself 😂

[@HarshRajAlwaysfree]

Joseph Joestar was so OP with is unmatched Superior IQ and Gifted abilities That they had to nerf him down for startdust crusade

[@tylerrunyan1428]

Harsh Raj Always free the brain ages 2

[@jayveeruzforce905]

@@tylerrunyan1428 But he became a Moron!! That's too much of a change. So its just straight-out nerfing.

[@Johten]

Jay Veeru Z force in part 3 no Joseph was still just as intelligent then again, All Jojo get nerfed the next part.

[@jayveeruzforce905]

@@Johten I stopped seeing Part-3, But seeing peoples comments and clips, Joseph ain't anywhere as witty and intellectual as back then. He damn got killed by a KNIFE!!! Which he could've bounced off by Hardening his skin, tanked it, etc, But he just straight-out died. Only to be revived by Jotaro.

[@thewildtigre3339]

@@jayveeruzforce905 he got killed by a knife that was trown by a vampire whit supermatural strenght that it almost equal to a stand while time was stopped.

[@Star_Mans_Legacy]

Jonathan: Good ass Joseph: Smart ass Jotaro: Bad ass Josuke: Angry Ass Giorno: The one who always gets hurt.

[@fnglilbruh]

Okayasu: Dumbass

[@palah1686]

Dio: Deadass

[@Hemet1725]

Koichi: Usel-ass

[@fnglilbruh]

@@Hemet1725 Hemet 1725 After Jotaro meets him: Deadass

[@TorradaOficial]

Giorno:piano ass

[@juvenalromero6306]

Imagine Joseph in SC: Joseph: Your next line is... [The World]! DIO: THE WO... What!? Joseph: *Stops time*

[@npc8108]

3:06 here i hearing sono chi no sadame song

[@NIGERANDAYO_SMOKEY]

Because it is on 3:29

[@NingenZeroKeikaku]

Joseph vs Joseph Your next line is! “Your next line is!”

[@justanothercommentercarryo8367]

This starts an endless cycle of predicting the next line, until eventually, Joseph and Joseph both stop thinking.

[@jakeken8110]

He knows too much, we must capture immediately

[@Xidphel]

Your next line is! “Your next line is!” Your next line is! “Your next line is!” Your next line is! “Your next line is!” Your next line is! “Your next line is!” Your next line is! “Your next line is!”

[@rabburtt1841]

@@justanothercommentercarryo8367 This is requiem

[@krel7160]

All you've done is created the Joseph equivalent of "Wha-"

[@denkikaminari9255]

Your next line is:'Joseph is the best JoJo ever."

[@mbtinerd8531]

Joseph is the best Jojo ever N-NANI??

[@lesscringeymapperdude]

Joseph is the best JoJo ever B-BAKANA

[@matheusm.5365]

Joseph is the best JoJo ever. Kisama!!!

[@GelecekOyuncu]

Joseph is the best JoJo ever. Masaka!

[@grazielamink]

Joseph is the best JoJo ever. N-NANI??!!?!

[@CorporealHunter]

In the English dub when Joseph's detached hand impales Kars in the throat and Joseph goes "Your next line is, 'is this part of your plan, Jojo?' ", Kars instead says "How do you always know?"

[@Xman34washere]

He was wrong

[@blackwingtfd]

Joseph: your next line is "Stop, stop! Anything but that!" Me: Stop, stop! Anyth- YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!!!!!

[@Kerorofan1990]

"I plan everything! ...Except that bastard son with the pompadour. He was an accident."

[@cidoet3360]

*Josuke: wHaT dO yOu SaY aBoUt My HaIr?*

[@wateryourplants5771]

Joseph actually KNEW Kira would happen and planned ahead by impregnating a woman in morioh to counter Kira.

[@GetterBane]

@@wateryourplants5771 The absolute madlad he is I can see that actually being canon in the original timeline

[@tixelch]

@@cidoet3360 *DORARARARA!*

[@ddorgo]

@@cidoet3360 do do do do do dora

[@thedarkcity4084]

ACDC: *predicts Joseph's next line* Joseph: wait that's illegal

[@Glados1080]

Its esidisi

[@thedarkcity4084]

@@Glados1080 it can be either

[@musashi-avi284]

@@Glados1080 bro. Theres a stand called red hot chilli peppers. Get the hint already.

[@jessmute9945]

@@Glados1080 I hate it when some people just don't get the joke.

[@shotpister1002]

@@thedarkcity4084 I mean copyright....

[@slater9408]

When Joseph says "your next line is", the villain knows he's f*cked

[@alexanderharrison7421]

"Was this part of your plan too, JoJo?" "Damn Straight!" ("Of course it wasn't. I just wanted to piss him off") This is why Joseph Best JoJo

[@TheCraftedMine]

he us able to do this because he reads the manga left to right

[@adachisans5664]

*laughs in anime original*

[@dat0ne821]

Epic

[@m.alexanderzhulkarnaen2065]

Dont forget About ACDC/Esidisi

[@italokauan1873]

You have my bless

[@oofing7953]

Well he is American so I would expect that

[@FearsomeVoid]

At his peak he was the best JoJo

[@TheBrutalSoap]

Still best JoJo, just not the strongest.

[@FearsomeVoid]

***** He is my favorite actually, but Joseph was something else

[@godisdead4416]

+Claudio S. Franco In terms of Hamon, he was absolutely the strongest user.

[@TheBrutalSoap]

Commissioner Cabbage Yeah but hamon becomes irrelevant after Battle Tendency.

[@mrzlapter]

What? Joseph is one of the weakest hamon users but he compensates by being a fucking genius. The strongest hamon user is Jonathan.

[@delcaprascalar1860]

Took me a while to realize this was a 4th wall break joke from the manga where joseph just reads the next panel

[@infamousgamer767]

joseph might not have physically won every fight he got in, but he won mentally

[@JamerG]

Johnathan: _The Gentlemen_ Joseph: _The Trickster_ Jotaro: _The Badass_ Josuke: _The Student_ Giorno: *he has a dream or something i don’t fucking know*

[@daviscoffey1347]

Sadly accurate

[@someNBAguy]

No it’s giorno: is the single most op character in jjba

[@strangepoison830official2]

@@someNBAguy yet

[@mariog289]

Giorno Giovanna has a dream, I feel like it's the only one that has a goal for himself and not for others or just to save the world

[@someNBAguy]

@@strangepoison830official2 I read the manga ta4 and wou don’t compare

[@Phoebe457]

Nothing’s scarier than a random mysterious attractive British man predicting your every move

[@Phoebe457]

@Renuka borgaonkar Hi!

[@Phoebe457]

@@thedonnie1 Alchemist boyfriend loves all

[@Phoebe457]

@Renuka borgaonkar No promises

[@josebohrer4361]

technically hes american right? cause he was born in new york

[@Phoebe457]

@@josebohrer4361 Lisa Lisa and Jorge are both British, so he’s entirely British too. It’s genetics, not birthplace

[@Baddino45]

Hermit Purple Requiem is just him predicting their entire life

[@tec3586]

Joseph: *predicting the next line of the enemy* The enemy: *patiently waits their turn to speak*

[@conntoons_4848]

Lisa Lisa: JoJo.... I have something to tell you Joseph: Your next line is: I am actually your mother- WAIT *WHAT?!*

[@SinPandoaa]

Well, Kermit Purple introduced himself.

[@Keisezrgs]

Accelerator Sad5 Kermit Purple lmao

[@Yanik2002]

Conn Toons HOLY SHITO

[@thommy_0075]

*NIIIIICE*

[@cj_ridz1515]

OH MY GAAAAD!

[@viralvegetable2411]

fun fact: Araki conformed that Joseph could see the slight future because of an early version of Hermit Purple in an interview

[@AppleJuice88]

*W h a t*

[@515Matteo]

It makes sense though Tompetty could see into the future with his hamon

[@theendersmirk5851]

If it's the same one I'm thinking of, he didn't directly say that, but he essentially did by commenting that if the Part 3 crew came around in Part 2 somehow, they'd see Hermit Purple already wrapped around him, implying that his precognition of the words of others was in fact a subconscious usage of Hermit Purple. It also sorta implies that his whole "somehow killing Kars via literal Deus Ex Machina" was actually a desperate attempt by Hermit Purple to scrounge up some method to win, even if it was near zero odds of working.

[@madhavilanka7787]

Joseph to Diavolo: So it's the same type of stand as Hermit Purple

[@NoName0469]

I mean jotaro was a punchy boi then when he got his stand he became even more punchy boi. Makes since to me

[@Floisdogwater]

Esidisi/ACDC : "your next line is..." Joseph : "YOU STOLE MY LINE"

[@nikolacatlak9875]

Hahahahhaa

[@jameshowlett8603]

Episode 4 Phantom blood : Baron Zeppeli : Jojo, you must know your opponent's actions if you were them. 50 years later Baron talking to Jonathan in heaven while watching Joseph : Your grandson mastered the way.

[@toazethegecko]

Lmao yes!

[@PupBruh]

The end of Battle Tendency should’ve had Joesph say: “And next you’ll say, The End!” Narrator: “The End!” *gasp* Honestly that would’ve been great.

[@raded4675]

PuppetGames it’s sad that I’ve only seen them break the 4th wall only once

[@SulemanAsghargoion]

But then DIO pops up and say, "Oh! you were expecting that JoJo is going to end but I am back!"

[@syed2444]

@@raded4675 when is that?

[@1playingcasual1]

@@syed2444 I think he's referring to the part where Jojo was about to peek on either Lisa Lisa or the maid lady (I cant remember) and he looked at the audience saying, "Niiiice"

[@Sun-cg6lv]

@@1playingcasual1 in part 3,wheel of Fortune they also break the fourth wall "Part 3 is over" JoJo: "And who'd replace me? Jotaro Kujo"

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

Your next line will be... *SONO CHI NO SADAMEEE*

[@VanessaSantos-td2gr]

SONO CHI NO SADAMEEE *gasp*

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

@@VanessaSantos-td2gr Niiiiice! Now if you excuse me... JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOO!!!!!

[@thespider1901]

SONO CHI NO SADAMEEE

[@davidhong1934]

@@thespider1901 JOOOO-JO!

[@portiavelasco2108]

Eeemads on ihc onos. You got it wrong.

[@sherlockisverytired3169]

This proves joseph has the story script. Thats how he doesnt die, he knows enemy's movements but he injures himself on purpouse

[@weatherreport15yearsago8]

your next line is: “man, i love when joseph does that, its so cool.”

[@SonPlatinum]

man, i love when joseph does that, its so-

[@SilverHatPebble99]

nOnii!ii!i!?!???

[@jirehchoo2151]

I love whenever Joseph does that ?!?!

[@weatherreport15yearsago8]

@@SonPlatinum wait how did you make an account-

[@SonPlatinum]

@@weatherreport15yearsago8 Man i was so bored punching idiots that I decided to punch a phone out of its glass at the apple store

[@confusedjay717]

Araki: Joseph, how many times do i have to tell you not to look at the anime's script?

[@paperluigi6132]

How many dogs have you killed in your career?

[@mihaiioc.3809]

Araki: what's a dog?

[@suckerman7gm]

@@paperluigi6132 Araki: I don't know, how many crumbs of bread have you eaten in your life?

[@peacefuldestroyer2135]

Suckerman7 GM crumbs of bread? Not the line

[@suckerman7gm]

@@peacefuldestroyer2135 You got Brando'd by Dio Brando!

[@KanekiKen-gs8gy]

Your next line is: “I really miss hamon”

[@Umayyasupremacy]

I really miss hamon HUHH!?

[@jirehchoo2151]

I really miss Hamon- ?!!

[@Gamer-qw3ll]

I really miss hamon *gasps*

[@AparnaSChand]

I really miss hamon Ba bakana😳

[@indrickboreale7381]

I really miss Hamon... what have you done, Kaneki-san?

[@evehellod9776]

It brought a smile to my face every time this happened in the series

[@Marsdend1]

The freeze frame where joseph's victim panics gets me every time

[@first2155]

If Old Joseph could stop time: “DIO, you’re next line is “The World, stop time!” DIO: The World, stop time!- Joseph: Hamon Overdrive!

[@Pepeperez357]

ZA WAAARUDO, TOKI WO TOMA- huh?

[@user-st9et3vy8w]

@@Pepeperez357 your next line is: "this is not help to you! The world! Time, stop!"

[@damayanthyab8483]

If only...

[@jeanremi8384]

@@user-st9et3vy8w this is not help to you ! The world ! Time sto- STOP IT

[@cj5483]

Za warudo tokiyo TOMA- NANIIII !!!

[@derweltenbauer269]

Pillar Men: [exist] Joseph: "In case you hadn't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap."

[@SasukeUchiha-tc9xx]

You’ve basically summed up all of Part 2

[@crisisasp5396]

they activated his trap card

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

Esidisi: *Right back at ya buckaroo!*

[@Keisezrgs]

Brenton Taylor Joseph: *You may have outsmarted me, but I've outsmarted your outsmarting!*

[@diegomedina9637]

@@goldenhydreigon4727 You fell into my trap by making you think I fell into yours after you made me think you fell into my initial trap.

[@evasim-thompson4133]

Joseph's personality is undoubtedly my favourite .

[@Xyxyyxxx]

1:25 F in the chat for caeser

[@stevepensando2593]

Me: Your next line is "you have 3:50 minutes to live" Doctor: You have 3:50 minutes to... NANI???

[@tripledot9481]

lol

[@georgebenett245]

Me: NANI???

[@claylumintang5036]

Steve Pensando this is such a complex comment.

[@koichigiovanna9193]

And 4 minute later you got a Coffin dance

[@koichigiovanna9193]

*intensies astronomia song*

[@dalis8247]

Imagine Rohan uses his stand to read Joseph and he saw a line says"Your next line will be This will be a good manga material"

[@winderwind783]

GOD THAT MUST BE CANON LOL

[@jayseph9698]

Winder Wind and then diavolo dies for some reason

[@winderwind783]

@@jayseph9698 what

[@jayseph9698]

@@winderwind783 as long as he dies, its automatically canon

[@winderwind783]

@@jayseph9698 yes

[@_quixote]

This voice actor is never lame. He even voiced gintoki

[@user-xt8zk5lw2j]

このジョセフの十八番が柱の男全員に通用したのがマジで胸熱すぎる

[@sketchydude8431]

Kars: This is it, JoJo! Joseph: *I'm going to do what's known as a pro gamer move.*

[@aname4141]

Sketchy Dude NIGERUNDAYO!!!

[@rhiana6905]

kars about to take the m a j o r L

[@PunkZombie1300]

@He mustve felt proud I mean if PewDiePie is a pro gamer and he's doing a pro gamer move...

[@DuskChill]

Young Joseph: You're next line will be "Oh no!" Old Joseph: Like hell I would fall for my own trick! Young Joseph: Oh no! ...huh!?

[@ThatEpicLeo]

Ahhhh I see what you did there

[@bulaluigi]

+Zamochy this should have been in ASB

[@jasonmccool]

How does Joseph predict what people are gonna say next anyway?

[@bioticnuetrondraco355]

+awskidowidieya Hermit Purple (I'm guessing he's just clever enough to guess what other people will do depending on their habits)

[@AndyKusanagi86]

+Biotic Nuetron Draco your second one would be right. Stands weren't even a thing when he was young (at least he didn't achieve enough power to manifest one until well into maturity).

[@SleepingGas]

The transition at 2:59 is...just wow

[@aaronn.5164]

I still feel Joseph was the only JoJo capable of defeating the Pillar Men.

[@lucastobias7012]

everybody gangsta till the Joseph start predicting your lines

[@kamui1847]

gang star*

[@xabey535]

Kamui Edit:ok I get it now I take back my woosh

[@alejandroyasno488]

@@xabey535 are you sure the woosh isn't from you?

[@sallahdaniels6385]

@@xabey535 lmao used r/woosh wrong.

[@Diego_Covre]

@The black kid With duck head gang star**

[@FunLobsterFacts]

Not gonna lie, Whammu is a pretty chill guy.

[@yuri-jd4co]

ofc, he has honor

[@miker0tch_]

@@constant759 no

[@caesarzeppeli8919]

I beg to differ

[@bardukfr33k1985]

The best of the Pillar Men

[@SuperDababy2]

@@caesarzeppeli8919 sorry about that salad man

[@dingletun]

I love that if a stand user were to look at young Joseph, he would already have Hermit Purple. Hence explaining why he can read minds.

[@jagannathan1014]

2:10 one of the best moments of entire jojo franchise

[@ayitsalex2893]

Man I miss young Joseph, I wish we could have seen more of him, his character was so interesting and so well put together in battle tendency, he had that overconfidence that always did him good somehow, and that's what I liked about him

[@dots45]

Ay, It's Alex his older self sucks

[@salsamancer]

I like grandpa Joseph too (part 3), but I could have done without seeing feeble Joseph in part 4. That was really sad.

[@margarethmichelina5146]

I've always seen Joseph as What if Jonathan can be goofy and I'm always imagining if Jonathan get older, he would've looked like Part 3 Joseph

[@yukiru0566]

Reminder : we can get this jojo too in part 3 if Joseph was against Alessi instead of Polnareff and Jotaro

[@motivationalpizzaman9718]

@@dots45 NAAAANI SONODA BIYCH

[@cheesemouse2023]

Joseph: * *watching KZbin* * KZbinr: Here’s a word from our sponsor Joseph: *your next line is “Raid Shadow Legends”*

[@darkwyvernz2456]

Raid Shadow Legends! NANI?!

[@mrozan3578]

*Raid Shadow Legends* NANI?!

[@elitecrewmate4559]

Raid Shadow Legends! NANI?!

[@jirenedits6183]

*DID YOU JUST ATTACK MY VILLAGE?*

[@artblox1119]

my next line is Skip 10 Seconds

[@GusTavo-jz4pm]

I love how shocked they are after they say it. One of my favorite things about the entire series.

[@Predator20357]

I like how even after years of maturity, Old Joseph has that younger self still in him.

[@haruokumura8756]

Your next line is... "Hey, You forgot one from stardust crusaders" Toyu!

[@mihaiioc.3809]

you are late for the joke , this is from 4 years ago

[@haruokumura8756]

@@mihaiioc.3809 I know i'm late for the joke..

[@sabe1045]

ZA WAste

[@spencerabdo5144]

Hey, You forgot one from Stardust Crusaders! Nani?!

[@chaossonicadv6922]

Fool, You are 100 years Late