[JoJo] Kar's most fabulous moment

The ultimate wubform's birth. Jojo's Bizarre Adventure does not belong to me.

[@Itsprincesweets]

1933: we'll have flying cars in the future 1934: well shit

[@zorroarkrz1686]

How am I the 6th like? This comment deserves way more likes

[@chaimaeaittaleb9778]

@@zorroarkrz1686 lmao ikr

[@myhonestreactiontothatinforma]

Underrated comment deserves 1k more likes

[@SonOfAFridge_]

Imma leave my comment here before it reaches 500 comments

[@dootrevenant7203]

Haha Kars with wings

[@fatJL2000]

Kars = Ultimate Life form Speedwagon = Ultimate Hype Man

[@yugiohguy]

Speedwagon is the ultimate god

[@invisibleair2156]

@Captain Putangina good ol asspull

[@KaitenRyu5]

Accurate

[@Ianadaya]

Shadow: “ *Am I a joke to you?* “

[@EpicvidsKetti08]

DIO Over Heaven: Ultimate Stand User Jotaro: Ultimate Stealing Powers from DIO

[@THUMBB44110]

Actually Kars always know where to find red stone in the past of thousands years but he couldn't find someone like Speedwagon to hype his most fabulous moment.

[@kakarotsaiyan5867]

Plausable

[@Grandovenzu]

Sounds fair

[@Sam-ep2yo]

(Sees an awesome hype man) "I've waited 3,000 - no, 5,000 years for this moment!"

[@Tururu134]

This is canon

[@Tkokat]

best comment in the internet

[@kieran5099]

Imagine his self confidence, everyone calling him perfect lmao

[@alexm7627]

And then he gets sent to space...

[@alexm7627]

@thelombax2002 i think ones worse than the other

[@alexm7627]

@thelombax2002 😅

[@alpharedhed4446]

@thelombax2002 diavolo does that to Giorno right after he gets revealed to be possessing mista

[@BobbinRobbin777]

🤪

[@IncognitaEX]

Speedwagon: _"He's immortal, unkillable, unmatched! The perfect life form, the ultimate being!!!"_ Kars: 😜

[@Didi-yp8jx]

😂😂😂😂😂Exactly

[@NaNa-wy2tk]

He is unapologetically fabulous

[@Treeskrub]

The onlu thing that can beat Kars is Joseph's plot armor

[@ghoullazarus2835]

Yep.

[@theonlychickensama8353]

Lol, the dude knows they be hating

[@rowanatkinson3594]

I can't believe this show managed to literally have a vampire sparkling in the sun with the dumbest goddamn look on his face and make it work.

[@redjirachi1]

For added fun, this was quite a while before that other sparkling vampire was even getting proof read

[@DianaPinguicha]

Where do you think Meyer got the idea?

[@redjirachi1]

I didn't know Meyer liked Jojo

[@siferkrypt4063]

well she did it wrong then :3

[@redjirachi1]

Addendum: Knowing how many muscular, shirtless men are in Jojo, I think I know why she watched it

[@Artuditu123]

Damn, I miss Speedwagon and his state of permanently-losing-his-shit.

[@juckoosaurus]

yeah i love stardust crusaders and but he would have been a great hypeman imagine him narrating jojo stomping steely dan

[@jambondepays1969]

Speedwagon is right up there with the announcer in Hajime no IDARI! MIGIIIIII! and the DBZ tournament dude in the anime combat commentator rankings

[@juckoosaurus]

Alexandre Peres yeah exactly :D

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

He hasn't gotten screen time in multiple episodes. He's been holding this one in for a while.

[@NoTragarla]

Artuditu123 t

[@flynn6095]

When you realize it, there's no wind in the scene, so Karz's hair flowing beautifully is Karz intentionally making his hair move like that for dramatic effect lol

[@WarmLusamine]

I mean...wouldn’t you?

[@Jotari]

Course that brings up the question of why there isn't any wind? They're at the top of a Swiss mountain. Place should be windy as shit.

[@AjarTadpole7202]

@@Jotari Isn't a roman colossuem directly behind them?

[@Jotari]

@@AjarTadpole7202 Why would there be? They're in the Swiss Alps.

[@arcynull]

@@Jotari They literally just fought in the colosseum before sunrise bruh

[@Pigganon]

Fifty years later, and Speedwagon is still afraid.

[@clawdy6903]

You. I like you.

[@erebuskaslana1583]

666 likes

[@speedstargary6317]

@Can we get 1 sub he does have fear the fear that he might kill Kars in 0.001 second he might break the plot

[@YouDieLin]

Speedwagon did fear when there is a time where nothing to be hype for

[@NotSoAnonymousIGuess]

I mean, he did die of a heart attack

[@koshi6505]

Jojo did sparkly vampires before Twilight did. And Jojo did it right.

[@pascal7498]

+Brandon Pack Kars is not a vampire. He is a pillar man. And every other vampire did not "sparkle" they burned to death.

[@Viwer_____]

+Pascal Nein you had to ruin it didn't you

[@Become-Eggplant]

+Pascal Nein Vampires and Pillar Men are the same. Also Pillar man is the name they gave to them since they were in Pillar like form.

[@pascal7498]

They Told Me I Could Become Anything, So I became an Eggplant I don`t really care if I`m right anymore after i saw your profile pic and name.

[@Become-Eggplant]

Pascal Nein Yeah... Logic kinda died when I entered this comment. Sorry Logic :(

[@poorarabianshaikh9884]

Kars: Inhales oxygen Speedwagon: how is that even possible wtf so spooky

[@CalamityTerra]

Joseph: *a* Speedwagon: WOAH WTF!

[@poorarabianshaikh9884]

@@CalamityTerra Hahaha lol. Speedwagon=Speedhype

[@mgc9965]

2spooky4u

[@tranqle73]

Well, we know oxygen can be deadly...

[@PuteraNadim]

That's why we love speedwagon so much

[@dr.veronica6155]

As a girl, I feel that I have to assume that this is true peak masculinity and what all men strive for.

[@Gael-x999]

As a guy I gotta confirm on behalf of all men that what u said is 100% true

[@ShatteredGlass916]

Who wouldn't want to be like Kars?

[@sohansen3575]

Alas, that is only for Gods that have transcended mortality

[@zomboids2100]

@taepes *subarashii*

[@Jゲバル-z6x]

I think there are many Japanese people who don't want to be like kars. Because the standard of Japanese beauty is actors such as Johnny's, who are feminine men. Of course I want to be like kars so I'm doing muscle training.

[@megabusting706]

I love how Speedwagon spends his whole life freaking out about everything. I'm kinda sad he wasn't in Part III. He would've had an aneurysm when he found out Dio could stop time.

[@ProfesserLuigi]

Old Joseph kinda fills the Speedwagon role. But you know, he's a little more useful.

[@chrash2012]

Speed wagon probably had a heart attack from freaking out after he found out that dio survived

[@iattacku2773]

kumagawa with a mustache the funny part is speedwagon does die of a heart attack

[@aldric2252]

Then again, Speedwagon would be around 130-140 by then.

[@CidGuerreiro1234]

I want "Speedwagoning" to become a term for overreacting and over-explaining stuff.

[@chipslight738]

Of course, the Ultimate Life Form is also the Most Fabulous Life Form.

[@chipslight738]

Shadows Wrath ... Okay suuuuuuuuuuuuuure...

[@jerkface7977]

+Shadow's Wrath dude what? are you ok?

[@ShadowsWrath4]

Jevy Shades Short answer is yes. Long answer is no. And the summation of the story is "hopefully, in the end, yes". I'd ask if that clears anything up, but that would cause a farm in Germany to implode two weeks ago, killing millions in the process. Don't ask, you're better off not knowing why.

[@epsteindidntkillhimself69]

After this scene when they're talking about the requirements for being a perfect life form, the last one is actually being fabulous.

[@doomdoktor]

Tequilla Joseph is more fabulous.

[@SoulZhane]

Speedwagon the ultimate hype man

[@Morgru]

Wish he'd be a narrator in every JoJo games though, that'd be awesome heheheh

[@guyguino5770]

"AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK" -Speedwagon

[@Spybreak001]

Speedwagon could easily make even the most ordinary encounter epic. Villain #118: Your journey is over, JoJo! This stand gives me the ability to shoot rocks from my elbows at over 30 mph! JoJo: Rocks from your elbows, eh? Speedwagon: 30 MPH HOLY SHIT

[@windhelmguard5295]

@@Spybreak001 i want speedwagon narrating the potato chip scene from death note.

[@timothylinga1427]

​@@windhelmguard5295He's eating a potato chip, no way!

[@09mrburitto99]

1:20 Kars:i have finally, finally tamed the sun Humans:First time?

[@carmelitadevera5134]

Kars:yes

[@B3RS3RK3RAH]

I don't want to ruin it but vampires don't able to tame the sun so technically it's first time for kars

[@B3RS3RK3RAH]

@@bl0.0dr0cuted I am agreeing to the JOKE as humans said first time so it's first time for kars why don't you whoosh carmelita

[@dhruvsahye4264]

@@bl0.0dr0cuted I mean he did say he didnt want to ruin the joke which meant that he understood the joke

[@davyearlreialegre4050]

1:25 haHAhaHaHaha

[@purpleprinc3]

One day, when I attain ultimate power, I shall pose like that and hold up my loincloth.

[@Growlingtummy2]

Don't forget to do the Miley Cyrus tongue face when an old British dude proclaims you to be "The Ultimate Being Purpleprinc3"

[@lnguyen4982]

Plus, u get the power to wave your hair at will for increasing fabulousness

[@LOLANIMELOLANIME]

and you'll be like, Loreal who?

[@BB-nm6oz]

Dang if being immortal was attained by being fabulous and having your hair move to compliment your poses then I would say it's totally worth it!

[@Akkuseru]

I mean, what else do you even attain ultimate power for?

[@Hisoka569]

OH NO! The mask has turned him 10 times hotter than he was, WE'RE GONNA DIE!

[@rynvus2674]

Fubuki maru 69 likes

[@derekmiller9303]

Siobhan Owl Speedwagon's thirst is on par with a sleeping Pillar Man. AWAKEN MY HYPE MAN!

[@ChetManley1]

Welp, only one thing to do here. RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIFE!!!

[@sanken21]

If only grove street homies in there. The world war 8 is just about started

[@iwakuralain1459]

OH NO, HE'S HOT!!

[@Sizifus]

I don't know why exactly but the levels of flamboyance in this series gives me a strong sense of pride in masculinity.

[@juanz9572]

Thanks for putting it into words

[@DMOND-qg2cg]

I hadn't realised i felt the same untli read this comment. It really struck a chord with me xD

[@lorenztico4101]

JoJo is gay.

[@juanz9572]

@@lorenztico4101 oh boy, never heard that one before

[@DMOND-qg2cg]

@@lorenztico4101 then why are you even on this vid

[@CaseyCain99]

As much as I love Dio, he could never compare to Kars

[@DariiiB]

Without Kars, Dio would've never became a vampire therefore he would've died like a normal human.

[@sarahalviz979]

This is exactly how I feel.

[@tylregor5481]

Generally i prefer Dio and almost the rest of the jojo's main villains over Kars... But this moment of pure bliss and genuine satisfaction is simply unmatchable

[@sakshamparmar9240]

Imo kars is one of the best villains I have seen

[@soundwhisperer1058]

Tooru solos the entire vampire tree kid

[@KuraiChanZ]

Man, if Kars was hit by the bow and arrow... GG

[@JRex-yo6um]

+Kurai ChanZ Dear god ol'mighty no! Dio was enough already.But Cars with a stand!? Well shit were fucked!

[@HyakuJuu01300]

+Kurai ChanZ And imagine him getting hit twice.

[@KuraiChanZ]

Yea, heard about that novel. Jesus, 36 Kars. SPOILERS for part 6 . . . . It makes sense I guess cause Kars is immortal and so wouldn't die with the passing of time by Pucci. And it says Kars never returned to Earth or something right? So Kars could return now since it's not really the same "Earth". Araki's playing the long con man. I am also hoping that Giorno Giovanna survived with his Gold Experience Requiem's ability.

[@zaqareemalcolm]

Depends on whether you think SBR universe is the same one as the main timeline.

[@ExtremeTG]

isn't there a theory that kars would get all the possible stands, because he is the ultimate life form. Already he can turn into any creature in the world, so it would make sense for him to get any stands he want. Just think....

[@viaxon6]

There's no liked or hated character in JoJo. They are all fabulous

[@velkozby9571]

I don't know, man...AC/DC was kind of a bitch.

[@xXRyutarosu100Xx]

but Johnny is worst JoJo

[@viaxon6]

xXRyutarosu100Xx Try harder. That bullet (he he) missed.

[@johannellington4713]

xXRyutarosu100Xx Lol, he's far better than Jotaro

[@saidi7975]

xXRyutarosu100Xx Agreed.

[@monkiyaz]

Kars is the only sparkling vampire I can respect...

[@monkiyaz]

+Joseph Polk I didn't know Dio sparkled...

[@monkiyaz]

+Joseph Polk While I do respect Dio, I like Kars more... No homo

[@monkiyaz]

He is indeed. IMHO, Dio's one of the top 10 best anime villains of all time, a spot or two behind Griffith from Berserk.

[@SaltedMallows]

+monkiyaz Dio has a better sense of humor though

[@mariofann9000]

I'd like you to say that when you are the one getting smashed by a road roller

[@amy370]

But come on, you’ve got to admit it, Kars is one hot man

[@miachelcosco6408]

The first thing I saw about him was his ass of *course* he's hot

[@mewmewcutie5950]

Oh he is one hot god.

[@blawgged]

Hes not a hot man.. *HES A HOT PILLARMAN.*

[@hex-grrl]

He is one fucking sexy ultimate superbeing 🥵🥵🥵

[@TheFirstCurse1]

I'm not gay so I wouldn't know, but most women/gay men don't want a dude who's so muscular that it's obviously wrong looking.

[@goldensoul1842]

1:22 That is the best evil laugh I've ever heard. 10/10 voice acting right there.

[@joseaguado1628]

Light Yagami is pretty good too

[@flo7582]

Frieza

[@zeno.7519]

For me it's 0:50

[@mgc9965]

That's Kakashi's voice actor btw

[@confusedkys6090]

@Onyx "I've ever heard"

[@thesharmat9956]

even speedwagon is afraid

[@jayacheal8401]

speedwagon is always afraid

[@s1chk]

TheCosaNation joke jojoke

[@kelloggs5782]

r/woooosh

[@eshankarnik262]

He is just pretend to be afraid

[@ca6575]

meteor r/ihavereddit

[@d1n0alg75]

I believe this was the peak of masculinity and testosterone in JoJo. Part 3 didn't have this and part 4 and 5 had skinnier characters.

[@Endersoul-tx1of]

I'd want to disagree.... But your point makes total sense. JJBA needs more Pillarmen.

[@d1n0alg75]

@@Endersoul-tx1of DIO was masculine and all but it's a shame he never used his vampiric powers, or even cool ice. Pillar men were just too cool lol.

[@Endersoul-tx1of]

@@d1n0alg75 Well, to be fair, he did possess a different body, and since it's DIO we're talking about here, I suppose he's got a way bigger ego, which led to him not using his vampiric abilities. He's smart, that's for sure, but his pride occupied his head more, especially with how The World works. If not that, then I guess the term "Araki forgot" would apply here.

[@d1n0alg75]

@@Endersoul-tx1of Yeah I guess you're right but it definitely seems like he knows he's still a vampire yet just doesn't want to use his abilities. His regeneration, for example, is still well used.

[@Endersoul-tx1of]

@@d1n0alg75 Pretty sure regeneration is always used... I mean, it's more of a passive ability if anything. But yeah, we need more buff Aztec Gods of Fitness in JoJo. Kars, Wamuu, AC/DC, and Santana isn't enough.

[@lioneljamesiii5027]

You know damn well kars was feeling himself when the best hypeman (speedwagon) was talking. I bet kars would leave him alive just for that role alone

[@cloudalpaca3184]

Judging by his expression...... yes, yes he was.

[@dazentron8412]

0:33 T-Pose on the Sun for dominance

[@conciliatoryexpressions3650]

*A-pose

[@maki-roll5416]

o /|\ /\ A pose, i cant fix the head :(

[@pinkizi8994]

@@maki-roll5416 No, IMPOSSIBLE ! EVEN CRAZY DIAMOND CAN'T FIX THAT

[@maki-roll5416]

@@pinkizi8994 cries

[@zeno.7519]

@@maki-roll5416 O /|\ /\

[@Replied_ByMeatr1der5]

Me: Finally it's day, I survived my first night That one zombie with helmet: 0:43

[@ultimatelifeformkars8388]

He’s immortal, unkillable, unmatched!

[@AsuraOoalgown]

Minecraft reference

[@aquamarinetangerine]

Imagine you and your friend fight some zombies and you friend, (with full netherite armour) dies and a zombie gets their stuff just before sunrise hits.

[@miguelrainho9994]

@@aquamarinetangerine Zombie: Now I am become Death, destroyer of worlds.

[@maxsteel4942]

@@aquamarinetangerine imagine if it was a baby zombie

[@ENTR0PY]

0:32 This instantly became my favorite scene in Battle Tendency. The way the light perfectly silhouettes him, the way his hair floats as if even the Earth's gravity itself isn't powerful enough to so much as pull down his hair, but especially, the thing that made it for me? The way he stands in the broad daylight, unafraid. Nothing on Earth can stop him, and he knows it. Something about the pose he's in, with his arms stretched out in the sun almost as if he's taking it all in, it just gets to me, man. Easily the best scene in Part II, in my opinion at least.

[@ENTR0PY]

I should say I don't mean to sound overdramatic or pretentious, this scene is just amazing to me.

[@fleabaguette9699]

Bro I agree. Its menacing and majestic at the same time.

[@thekingBruuuh]

Lmao. it is the best scene

[@nirmaljacob3968]

That's how Grant Morrison and his editor describes the cover of all star superman. In that famous cover, superman isn't posing with all his muscles flexed, chest out. He is instead seen relaxing, carefree expression on his face, sitting on a cloud. Because that's what a man who has nothing to fear from the world would be, relaxed.

[@mooganify]

Best part of the whole series

[@Randomguy-sn1yz]

0:43 The one minecraft zombie wearing a leather cap in the sunlight.

[@Toxivello]

Bro 💀

[@Fugitive685]

All fun and games till Bob shows up

[@Ale-Y]

I would call my friend Kevin

[@martinmarkov9707]

Correction. A baby zombie chicken jockie wearing full diamond with unbreaking III for the helmet only.

[@lettuce6321]

Ok but can we appreciate how genuinely happy he was to finally see the sun, to see its beauty and to feel its heat. It’s like he has been waiting for this exact moment, to finally conquer and witness the sun.

[@GREYBOXFNAF]

Yes but you shouldn’t make it sound wholesome, he was gonna kill humanity with that power 😂

[@lettuce6321]

@@GREYBOXFNAF good lol humanity in reality is fucked

[@synkieagda7620]

Make me think that Pillar man must have cold skin. It make me watch them differently now.

[@impurusvenatore6350]

@@lettuce6321 ikr

[@Jotari]

I kind of wish they had him looking at it for a few seconds. Like it makes for a fantastically striking image to have it behind him from a visual standpoint, but it kind of works better narratively to have him stare directly at his old enemy before turning his back on it.

[@XsvruploaderX]

Wow, who knew that even Speedwagon would be scared?

[@Green.n.Purple]

Speedwagon gets scared all the time

[@Ikanamable]

Saito Touhara That'sthejoke.png

[@Melkac]

I honestly didn't expect Speedwagon to be afraid.

[@XsvruploaderX]

Unshaved Stuff on a scale of 1 to afraid, how even is Speedwagon?

[@Melkac]

***** hmm hmm "obvious indications" sounds about right

[@fifth6150]

0:33 when I finally come out of my room after two weeks

[@MrHj123]

That's me after quarantine.

[@striker8961]

@@MrHj123 you hitting them weights....he's.....HE HAS THE WILL AND STRENGTH OF A LION!!!! HOW....HOW CAN A MAN MUSTER SO MUCH WILL POWER! IMPOSSIBLE!!!

[@GorNaKat]

more like 0:11 though

[@jongxina4929]

Ardemion N'Akat lmao

[@morbius7437]

@@GorNaKat lmao

[@AstelAstarel]

i swear, when avalon first played, it gave me chills, even until now

[@TheFirstCurse1]

It's so amazing. IMO it's the best song in this show BY FAR. Nothing even comes close to it.

[@ahmed4363]

@@TheFirstCurse1 overdrive very close

[@TheFirstCurse1]

@@ahmed4363 Eh for me it's in the top 10, but it's still an amazing theme.

[@Obliviousovertimer17]

i have it as my ring tone and it has been over a year since i first experienced those chills

[@anomalousscientist472]

0:33 the class clown coming back from his 3 weeks suspension

[@AffyMoon]

Damn Byakuya is a Jojo fan? That's cool, I'm guessing Ghiaccio is your least favourite character?

[@josukehigashikata9357]

this comment is perfect in every way

[@ionicman2908]

@@josukehigashikata9357 just like kars

[@josukehigashikata9357]

@@ionicman2908 exactamente

[@МихаилЛебедев-л4ж]

@@josukehigashikata9357 0:38 class reaction

[@erika002]

Me, who finally finished Part 5: _"So basically Kars' ability is just Gold Experience"_

[@doomslayer812]

XD

[@centax_]

ge but immortal

[@plasmanova6275]

Let's be honest here more like GER Edit: he would accend hevan if he got a stand

[@f.b.i2198]

@@plasmanova6275 if he could achive heaven he would be the most powerful chracter on JoJo

[@luisben101233]

Since he's all creatures at once, what doesn't stop him from obtaining a stand? Asides from being stuck in mars, of course.

[@gianghuynh9570]

Don’t you just love to wait for sunrise, stand in the wind and lifting your loincloth?

[@ehm182_9]

0:11 when you turn on your phone in the middle of the night and its at full brightness

[@bodo8953]

Underrated

[@nielsensmn]

Accurate af

[@redless2952]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@GoldenMushroom64]

MNNNYYYAAAAARGH

[@Blue-tw6bp]

0:33 and then you turn away

[@TheLilbigBlack]

1:10 When that beat dropped, I knew shit was about to get real

[@Owliare]

Shit went down. Hard.

[@Owliare]

And it did. At that point, even I, Soul felt fear.

[@TheeNero]

No...shit went up....if you know what im talking about a hint: its not a *B O N E R*

[@rebibbiaregna8680]

No, shit went up when the color change

[@ozansahan1849]

@@TheeNero Technically He went up too High

[@CasualGraph]

0:45 sadly, we will never know why he lifted his loincloth at that moment.

[@sukoshikaze6708]

Simply put.........fanservice

[@bainbonic]

Sukoshi Kaze To be honest, I don't think it was fanservice. Just the writers being... well, weird.

[@junainoakuma]

***** lol. Loincloth fever!

[@Koebidama]

Unhidden Polymath? It was in the manga... Don't question Hirohiko-sensei!

[@playahata2400]

That Pillar needed more sunlight

[@nisshoku7782]

Nobody gonna talk about the animation of Kars hair? It's so smooth.

[@coomslayer6912]

Most of JoJo villians: *some serious music* Kars: *Crazy Aztec dubstep*

[@RafaelTNSG1245]

"YO DOODS TURN UP THE SKRILLEX"

[@FlashX212]

I wish I had hair like that.....

[@bigstunna2049]

glad im not the only one

[@Venislovas]

I wish I looked like him.

[@MultiRibbons]

We all do.

[@TheeNero]

It would be *G A Y*

[@justsomeguythatwantstodie.6481]

Ask Yukako

[@TFmoviesss]

dont be intimidated squidward, just imagine him without his shirt. OH NO HES HOT

[@miachelcosco6408]

slick

[@Al_musawi14]

But Kars wasn't wearing shirt

[@TFmoviesss]

@@Al_musawi14 exactly

[@rodolforodriguezc9377]

0:44

[@titoperez117]

Wtf

[@ボンレス猫-j2q]

露伴がジョセフのここの記憶を読み取ったら興奮で死ぬんちゃう？

[@オーパーツ-u8m]

漫画書きまくって過労死する笑

[@kurokan13]

ジョセフの記憶読んだら2、3年はネタに困らなさそうだよな

[@diegosscarymonsters8772]

Scenes like this are what make JoJo appreciable on so many levels In any other manga/anime this scene would have been played for laughs, with background characters commenting on the ridicolousness of the situation, yet here the reactions are completely different. A lot of absurd stuff happens to the characters but it never presents those situations as something to laugh at because the characters take it completely seriously and put their all into it. This is what makes JoJo so full of charm

[@Popebug]

Diego's SCARY MONSTERS Unless the ridiculous thing involves a comic relief character like Polnareff, Joseph or any of the Oingo Boingo brothers getting into wacky hi-jinks.

[@sephelutis]

+Diego's SCARY MONSTERS because we already know from part 1 how broken are vampires (especially DIO), which makes readers think...what would happen if a vampire is immune to the sun, and can use hamon? then kars happened.

[@ZeroBahamut]

+BugPope In times like these, 2nd JoJo would tell everyone to run

[@rykehuss3435]

Sephelutis Lucifus except the Pillar Men are not vampires, they feed on vampires. Phantom Blood Dio would get buttfucked by any of the Pillar Men.

[@sortedevaras]

Implying Cars had non-fabulous moments.

[@AceKylar]

when he laughed crazily and bounced many times to save the flower

[@OpticDevilz]

Ioseph Stalin still fabulous

[@OpticDevilz]

Na

[@k-dash7245]

For real. Even when he was cast in stone, he had fabulous posture.

[@lizardtheory2280]

The only sparkling vampire I can accept.

[@kars5932]

I appreciate it

[@Cube-xm6vt]

1. Add your text to the image. 2. Select the Home tab at the top. 3. Select the Select tool in the Ribbon and draw a box around the text. 4. Select Rotate and choose your setting.

[@tas9079]

Cu be ????????????????????

[@Cube-xm6vt]

@@tas9079 How do you rotate text in MS Paint?

[@ninjabaiano6092]

I find it kinda cute that the vampire says that the sun is most beautiful thing he has ever seen. It's something that most people can watch everyday but he's only able to see it once in a thousand of years.

[@ketchup5726]

ten thousand even

[@theeverything55-c8c]

​@@ketchup5726a hundred thousand

[@michaelrosenstock9187]

If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore; and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! But every night come out these envoys of beauty, and light the universe with their admonishing smile.

[@egeorgiades93]

This was Speedwagon's Most Terrifying moment in his life!! His second resulted in a Heart Attack which resulted in his death.

[@ytisnottwitter]

At least he made it to the ripe age of 89, I suppose.

[@altermann1991]

Even Speedwagon is afraid!

[@witchflowers6942]

Speedwagon is still afraid.

[@egeorgiades93]

The Legend Kishibe Rohan Afraid to the very end....

[@yugiohguy]

And we thought he was afraid when Dio turned into a vampire.

[@DoragonFakuh]

"I trascended humanity" *fabulous pose* *zparkle zparkle"

[@bluemagician9724]

transcended undeath as well

[@TheChaosDragoness]

Kars is hands-down the most beautiful anime man I've ever seen.

[@miachelcosco6408]

*sad wamuu noises*

[@potati3169]

Wamuu was more of a handsome man than a pretty one tbh but it honestly depends on preference

[@whatthefuck9703]

Bucciarati for me

[@GoldenMushroom64]

Agreed

[@gabea3107]

Abbachino for me

[@カンガルーの疑似餌]

ここのBGMこのシーンの神々しさと絶望感が際立っててすっごい好き

[@begobolehsjwjangan2359]

Generic shounen anime: defeat the villain in his most ultimate state with the power of friendship or the power of talk. Jojo part 2: no one able to defeat the ultimate villain, let the author do the works.

[@kurgan1]

Generic shounen anime: I'm gonna defeat you no matter how powerful you are Jojo: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

[@bilveytoman8125]

Well there was literally no way to kill him. So Jojo had to use the Volcanoes eruption to blast him into Space!

[@randallmokjialung3592]

More like let the earth do its work

[@sqidicarus652]

Kars is the only shonen villain to be defeated by the laws of physics

[@SirParanoidAndroid]

The virgin Naruto vs the chad Joseph Joestar

[@ElBandito]

The amount of astonished Speedwagon in this video is too damn high!

[@opulentornstein]

El Bandito that’s the best part

[@iscariot90]

He's invincible! And...GORGEOUS!!

[@mememan4115]

8️⃣0️⃣0️⃣8️⃣1️⃣3️⃣5️⃣

[@pixeldemon6173]

@@mememan4115 boobies?

[@artursales259]

He may not be the most beloved but it's undisputed that out of all the 8 main villains he's the most fabulous.

[@MaylenaScott]

Its what i love about kars & dio, the 1st 2 villains; no villain since can match their levels of fabulousness & campiness

[@artursales259]

@@MaylenaScott Kars and Dio breathe Jojo. Power made with Big brain, Sleek and flashy design and strong personality

[@MaylenaScott]

@@artursales259 everyone else stands in both awe and fear at dio and kar's presences

[@coffeeandradiation1027]

What do you mean this was his most fabulous moment, every scene with kars just screams pure fabulous.

[@zaqareemalcolm]

So fabulous the sfx sparkles with him.

[@fleabaguette9699]

Where is the lie tho

[@TonyBMan]

0:33 when the Dark Souls music kicks in, you know shit's gonna get rough.

[@TonyBMan]

And that was AFTER the part with the warped torpedo squirrels.

[@TheOneAvocado]

What’s the song called?

[@leonardorivelorivelo9253]

@@TheOneAvocado Avalon

[@TheOneAvocado]

@@leonardorivelorivelo9253 you are brilliant

[@titoperez117]

I think that too

[@Galavantworks]

Thus, what inspired the sparkling Vampires in Twilight. Kars made that shit his own before everyone else, and god its fabulous.

[@roger-charlesmanga2065]

nowadays vampires sleep with witches to get some stupid ring to be able to walk on the sun even Angel nor the vampire gang in Buffy didnt think of daylight ring but Kars overcome the sun weakness i wonder if Dio did in his time as a vampire...

[@Galavantworks]

Roger-Charles Manga Really dropped the standard. Back when a Vampire can sparkle in the fucking sunlight. That shit was something that needed to be feared not romanticized. The minute Kars overcame the Sunlight; everyone completely shat in their pants.

[@roger-charlesmanga2065]

Speedwagoon jisan was the first to get affraid i wonder if mr Speed wagon will be able to fight with a low tier stand users !

[@Galavantworks]

Cause Speedwagon always knows what's up.

[@SuperDeadpool4321]

joshua frazier You know that Kars isn't really a vampire

[@majoras_swag]

Another Villians: Can't Achieve Their goals. Pucci And Kars Meanwhile:

[@Nnfga]

Agree, but not exactly Pucci could not completely consolidate his victory There were those who could stop him Kars was only taking revenge for the murdered Vammu and Esidisi, already achieved his main goal

[@ijkxjdc]

The best part about all this is that Kars' plan to become perfect with Stone Mask and Red Stone was just a theory. Meaning there was a chance it wouldn't have worked and he still went through with it. You have to remember, he and the other Pillar Men were banished from the tribe because Kars' idea was basically heresy and they wanted him dead for it. So him standing proudly like that wasn't just because all those thousands of years of planning finally went through but also because he was right.

[@pashaliszisis2770]

He wasnt banished he was jumped and still whooped they asses(i mean it wasnt a fair fight cause he was immortal and no weapon from the pillar men could kill him but still he got jumped and won)

[@AjarTadpole7202]

@@pashaliszisis2770 Yesn't. Yes the Pillarmen wanted him dead, not banished. But idfk what that last part is, the only thing differentiating Kars from literally any other pillarmen is his intelligence and maybe his brilliant bone blades but idk if he had them at the time. I think he did, but I could be wrong.

[@pashaliszisis2770]

@@AjarTadpole7202 he had both and had used the mask on himself already

[@pashaliszisis2770]

@@AjarTadpole7202 there was no way for the other pillar men to beat him

[@GnosisZX]

The other pillar men wanted Kars dead due to the fact his discoveries would be lethal delicate balance of nature humans have to thank the dead pillar for not accepting Kars proposal had they accepted humanity would be extinct

[@sukoshikaze6708]

0:42 = The moment you realized Kars is giving you a peak up his loincloth.

[@cucklordsupreme8643]

Sukoshi Kaze ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Funny how you were looking there in the first place.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Suckmybeast]

+Sukoshi Kaze SEX : USELESS

[@sukoshikaze6708]

"The Ultimate Lifeform Doesn't Need Sex."...............didn't stop him from getting screwed by molten rock.

[@cucklordsupreme8643]

Sukoshi Kaze Goddamn, you just roasted Kars like a marshmallow.

[@sukoshikaze6708]

He'd probably welcome that.....you know, with him being a giant thoughtless floating space rock and everything.

[@KrimzonFlygon1]

The only vampires allowed to sparkle are the ones from this series. I have spoken!

[@adventuremaker2130]

Major Alex Louise Armstrong from FMA isint a vampire, but he sparkles just fine

[@DeathBringer769]

+spencer agabiti He was talking shit about Twilight if you hadn't noticed... and Armstrong isn't a vampire. What's he got to do with any of this? He wasn't talking about any character that has ever sparkled in anything either... lol.

[@ruphite9521]

Twilight Vampires: super speed and strength, immortality, need blood for food Jojo Vampires: super speed and strength, full control of their bodies, eye lasers (*liquid, whatever), healing, immortality, resistance to pretty much everything not the sun, don’t need blood, but doing so just makes them stronger Twilight Vamps < Jojo vamps

[@anderfiori7003]

@@ruphite9521 To be onest Kars and Santana wasnt vampire. Dio has not the conplete controll of his body as Santana. But can create minions and controll ice more a fucking stop time spamming power that use to troll enemy. So Dio>>>>All twilight Vampire

[@saotome9786]

0:33 これほど美しく、絶望を感じるシーンは無い

[@ナフスプレミンジャー]

この世に『神』が産まれた瞬間

[@0omatthewo0]

how jojo fans get up from bed in the morning

[@bananad.bonkers5886]

Kimochi san Exactly 😍👌👌👌😏

[@yeotechno6580]

0:43

[@experiment2222]

Same

[@theeye6145]

I need to work out more to reach perfection, like most jojo fans. We are not still an enough perfect reference

[@pommedtress5524]

This is truly one of the greatest moments in anime history where the viewer can only sit and watch in utter bafflement as the immortal being, Kars, whose only weakness being the sun basked in its beauty and all anyone could think was how the fuck were they gonna deal with him? Would they actually be able to defeat him?? And this is exactly what i and many people would call a cinematic majesty.

[@ogahpuro]

dat kars menacing laugh is just delicious!

[@はる-k3t1l]

ふんどしをチラッと持ち上げて立ってる姿がかっけぇ…

[@maryuFalco]

この太陽を背にしたカーズ から出る圧倒的絶望感

[@PJ-rv1zm]

その後の 「アルティメットシイング・カーズの誕生だー！！」 でのアヘ顔で台無しだけどね。

[@ジョンフォンノイマン-n7k]

bgmもいい感じに絶望感がある ちなみに名前はAvalon(アヴァロン)知ってたらすまそ

[@HK-kw9lw]

ニャッキをコピーしたカービィ このレベルの絶望感出せるラスボス今はなかなかいないよな

[@nobu2974]

@@PJ-rv1zm 曲カッコよすぎるよなw

[@alison_04816]

P J ま、まぁ数千年の悲願が達成されたら誰だってアヘ顔にやるやろ…(震え声)

[@georgeadusei1003]

I like how he's holding up his rag so we can't just him look ever so FABULOUSLY in the sun, but to see his ding-ding

[@Gabu_]

George Adusei That's the trick: When he became the Ultimate Lifeform he lost his genitals.

[@edgargaebolg9307]

Gabu - San So that's the reason why Araki wrote "SEX: MUDA"

[@Zachlandia]

@@Gabu_ true, there's no reason to procreate when you are the perfect life form

[@AdrianDie1]

When you become a god-like being dubstep sounds for you.

[@そら-p2o7i]

絶望的なシーンは夜とか雨の時が多いのにジョジョは朝に絶望させられるからスゴすぎる

[@Morec0]

"... the perfect being, the ultimate lifeform..." *In another universe, Cell looks up*

[@MukuonChannel]

Cell wishes he could be that fabulous.

[@its_hokori]

Bruce Man imagine if the writer of jojo was the one who drew cell's return. That would've been beyond fabulous.

[@emetanti]

iftakhar Haqani he propably wouldn´t have killed Trunks with a attack, he would have killed him with a devastating pose.

[@OverLordRiper]

Morec0 *In yet another universe, Doomsday laughs at both of them*

[@MukuonChannel]

OverLordRiper While being beaten up by Lobo

[@OrpheusHart]

>people complaining about dubstep Apparently, those of you are completely unaware of the concept of "theming". If you would pay attention to the music, you would notice that the "dubstep" is constantly shifting between different noises at seemingly random. That's the point; Cars can become anything he wants at any time. he is constantly shifting, he is the ULTIMATE LIFEFORM. Plebs....

[@TheOmegau]

Dubstep seemed to be the thing for part 2. I generally hate dubstep, but I liked it in this. HOLY WUBSTORM!

[@jinseih5550]

TheOmegau Yeah, I don't particularly like dubstep either but it was really good in Jojo. They used it well.

[@IafetCoto]

You're reading a little too much into it methinks

[@reka0822]

wow...this is the best reasoning ive ever heard behind the use of it. nice!

[@Green.n.Purple]

Nice meme arrows

[@qwetyuiopsdfghjk1631]

Looking back. Speedwagon was basically JoJo's version of a Sports Commentator. He is our hypemaster

[@blawgged]

I like how Dio is just chilling in the ocean.

[@abusingbanjo]

ultimate being is born and he’s taking a nice nap at the ocean floor

[@TheSGEllie]

Hhhmmm, I want to see Dio vs Kars battle..bet that would be legendary.

[@giornogiovanna9475]

@@TheSGEllie one sided

[@okami9039]

@@TheSGEllie kars one shots tbh

[@anonfinally1692]

@@TheSGEllie Imagine Kars creating a "The World" level stand. Maybe he doesn't even need it.

[@けるく-g2r]

何百年も苦手だった太陽を克服したら確かにこんな笑い方しそう

[@吉影アタック-r5g]

何万年だね

[@O_backy]

俺ならついつい日向ぼっこしちゃうねぇ チュピチュピいいながら

[@ボラボラ-x5g]

バッキー0 キジバトですね分かります

[@miachelcosco6408]

ping waaang

[@mr.unicum]

The only moment when Speedwagon wasn't overreacting

[@frd9247]

How dare you

[@Al-tanin]

Humor aside, i find this very poethic. I mean kars has lived for thousands of years away from the sun, and now he finds it the most beautiful thing he's ever seen. Kinda makes you think that the sun really is beautiful, even tho we are used to it.

[@ERenato]

Nezuko be like: Cars! You son of a bitch! *Procedes to arm shake*

[@ahwerdfw]

Only the manliest of men do poses!

[@お肉まん-m7i]

ここの絶望感最高すぎる かっこよすぎる…美しい…

[@全ロスト]

声に神が宿り、スタイルが良い。そして狂った電子曲。全てが合わさり美しき絶望を演出してる。これは詰まり‼️勝てない‼️

[@DeanHarper]

I want to shoot Ultimate Kars with a certain magic arrow and see what happens.

[@LunarEntity]

If Kars acquired a stand nothing could stop him, not even Made in Heaven or Purple Haze. He would obliterate everyone. I'm also pretty sure he'd have the will and presence to move within Dio's world. This guy is literally unstoppable in a normal fight.Giving him a stand? I can't even imagine, especially since the darker the heart the more deadly the stand.

[@laelienriviere5735]

LunarEntity Well right. Pucci was awesome and stuff, but still human. [ULTRAMEGASPOILERDON'TREADIFYOUHAVEN'TREADPART6]Technically, the Pillar Man are above him - and above MOTHERFLIPPIN' DIO. Their Stand wouldn't only be time-related like all Jojo Villains - he's be totally and absolutely invincible, even moreso than Pucci. There wouldn't even be an alternate universe where good guys could win - they would be absolutely, positively dead, like every other motherfuck*t in the room.[/[ULTRAMEGASPOILERDON'TREADIFYOUHAVEN'TREADPART6D] And yeah, sorry for bad english and stuff, but I'm not english, and my english ain't so bad anyway.

[@ChrisREAIRGEAR96]

I think that even if the pillar men had stands (which by the way would be crazily overpowered), an stand like GER or Tusk act 4 (or ball breaker) would still obliterate them.

[@LunarEntity]

Cars would more than likely get an absolutely hax stand.

[@fahholliday5374]

LunarEntity Gold Experience requiem and Tusk Act IV would wreck Kars no matter what Stand he got.

[@MasterBomer]

I just realized kars stared straight at the sun He truly is the ultimate life form

[@D4CBPQ]

You can almost feel the emotion, Kars is really happy to be ultimate lifeform

[@rafaelparrac7063]

1:03 "the ultimate being embodies the powers of each and every living thing." does that means that if kars had waited until DIO awakened, he would have obtained a stand?

[@rafaelparrac7063]

@CrazyFugitive oh muy god you're right

[@valkorion46]

@@rafaelparrac7063 i think he doesnt need any stand it could become weakness if u destroy stand user die like dio if stand doesnt exist just joseph could defeat him

[@hevi0]

@@valkorion46 well he could just not get his stand out and it would be useful still because it would enable him to see other stands and the stands abilities dont necessarily have to be activated in a way that forces the stand to "materialise ". part 2 though yeah he really doesnt need a stand even for some later parts but it wouldn't really come with any downsides and would be pretty useful in some specific situations.

[@santinoamin296]

now that i think about since kars is the ultimate life form does that mean he can see standa without the need of a stand

[@thealchemistking4063]

There was a comic about this

[@chillyred4181]

I’m not gay, but damn that hair looks nice

[@metalbilly5121]

Actually Long hair makes men look even more menacing Especially when theyre that muscular

[@sudarshan1655]

Kars unironically got me into lifting and growing my hair out.

[@ame4087]

@@sudarshan1655 same, lol. The most beautiful man character I have ever seen!

[@hp640.]

ive almost ruined the 69 likes.also true

[@mwanikimwaniki6801]

@@ame4087 lmaaaao

[@shafir2]

Muzan punching the air rn

[@moist4487]

He bouta send the upper moons to fetch the mask and gem😭

[@-DarkAvenger-]

​@@moist4487Wamuu mid diffs every single demon including fraudzan

[@Descry.angelz]

So nobody gonna mention it's spelled CARS in the translation? No?okay.

[@origin_fox5]

Vroum vroum

[@CinnabarCereal]

I've heard it's actually originally Cars, but I don't know.

[@blyzer7373]

@@CinnabarCereal It is. It's to avoid copyright issues. Same with Wammu and Esidisi and plenty other characters/stands.

[@hikaru6027]

@@CinnabarCereal really? you mean like ZIPPER MAN is the real name?

[@CinnabarCereal]

@@hikaru6027 No?

[@gasmanoo]

I swear every single Joestar needs his own Speedwagon...(meaning character that gets scared really easily and fabulously describes the magnitude of power wielded by the enemy)

[@kishinasura1504]

Emporio proved to be actually useful. In fact, he is the character that I respect the most.

[@kishinasura1504]

Joseph and sometimes Avdol was this during part 3. Part 4 has Koichi. Haven't read part 5, but part 6 has Emporio.

[@thehooblah1053]

+Kishin Asura but koichi never loses his shit

[@yaprishu]

i know this is late, but I think part 5 has Narancia

[@千手柱間-l5v]

舌を、ちょっぴり、そう、ちょっぴりだけ出してるカ―ズ様好き。

[@tatinhas200]

I just love kars VA being incredible as always Kars laughs are always incredible

[@TheLazrGuy]

Speedwagon's VA is just acting his BALLS off here!

[@DiamondCrash]

Well you need be as hammy as *BRIAN BLESSED!!!* to play the forever losing his shit Speedwagon.

[@sendylie1774]

So fabulous, even he strikes a pose when meeting his bitter fate in space.

[@rykehuss3435]

The final pose.

[@variz16]

1:13 - 1:24 When you wake up in the morning without feeling Tired at All

[@zealrot4992]

0:33 when the lockdown is finally lifted.

[@TheFirstCurse1]

I'm in the US. With our current government and situation, the lockdown will be lifted long after we're all dead. If there even will continue to be a lockdown that is, because sadly half of our country doesn't even believe or care about COVID-19.

[@fivenightsofrandomness9224]

@@TheFirstCurse1 yeah, in north cal is not doing much better. We were this close to being lifted then the elections, halloween, and thanksgiving happened

[@TheFirstCurse1]

@@fivenightsofrandomness9224 The lockdown is a good thing though. Sadly so many states (mostly southern states) refuse to lockdown, and they don't even enforce mask wearing.

[@fivenightsofrandomness9224]

@@TheFirstCurse1 honestly, I felt people had forgotten about it.

[@ANPC-pi9vu]

@@TheFirstCurse1 Covid isn't that deadly once they figured out how to treat it. Stop falling for the fear mongering. Also, no lockdowns in the fly overs.