ジョジョ: Melone teaches Baby Face To Kill 『HD』

[@steppinonthebeachdudududu5782]

Melone:the first thing I want to teach my child is how to kill your enemies

[@teawrecks1243]

mista has 6 children who love playing murder soccer

[@pablo_giustiniani]

@@teawrecks1243 44 LIKES

[@ii_ixq997]

@@teawrecks1243 yes your right

[@heckwaffle2363]

I mean the more useful knowledge first right?

[@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s]

pov You raised your child properly

[@javi447]

2:17 is an amazing scene, it's just a dude in the middle of no where with an early 2000's laptop

[@teawrecks1243]

who is dressed like some sort of sci-fi fashion show reject, and has purple hair

[@halesischuster5236]

Furno

[@keijijohnson9754]

Well it’s more akin to 20th century laptops more than early 2000s.

[@ChrisTian-sd5yq]

di molto

[@missquake]

Ah yes I remember when in the 2000s my laptop instead of running Windows XP, walked on all fours with his little arms and legs and had a face below the keyboard. Good times.

[@jkud3332]

Melone > Your teachers at High School

[@twolittletoots4009]

What about Eikichi from GTO?

[@car4128]

@@twolittletoots4009 to op

[@bangganoerisputra9404]

That's true, especially at impregnating things.

[@javi447]

Very specific but okay

[@nachalnik5738]

@@chiefsmokey7189 and Narancia as physics teacher

[@hellhoundz_133]

Babyface immediately jumped from being a little baby to the rebellious teenager phase. He just said "fuck you, dad" and stole the motorcycle

[@nittayoshifumi8252]

they grew up so fast...

[@hiropisku1078]

Kills his own mother Thanos style then steals his dad bike. Baby Face has no dignity.

[@herobrinethewarrioroutofhe6139]

He really steals

[@somerandomperson3978]

Actually it's... Babyhead.

[@Hjazy_Sol]

@@somerandomperson3978 Copyright free name. It's supposed to be Babyface

[@thatguy8777]

@@Hjazy_Sol ReAlLy?

[@Hjazy_Sol]

@@thatguy8777 Yes in reference to the singer. If it basically says a name of a Stand in the subtitles. Assume that it's a copyright free name. Like Beach Boy had to be changed to Fisherman & Sex Pistols is changed to Six Bullets.

[@senpie9087]

Kakyoin the MILF Hunter Melone the MILF Maker

[@CrystallizedBlackSkull]

@Ren - san Bruh she wasnt a mom at that point Milf maker is more accurate

[@Leachio]

It ain't much but it's honest work

[@deensaid7762]

@Ren - san F**k F**ker?

[@noriakikakyoin4953]

*did someone say milfs!?!*

[@actung4044]

Babyfaces mother was more of giornos mom then other milfs

[@apa123APA]

Still a better father than Jotaro.

[@destructionswordspet]

Di Molto

[@sand8630]

Bruno is still best mom

[@doappu6265]

Likes: 666 Me: Uh Oh. Melone: best father in Golden Wind. Likes: 667 Me: phew Melone: The one with the long nose is Mr.Elephant. Me: *Don't you mean Mr.Squid??*

[@elcanaldelawli3059]

@Meem Ain Everyone are better father than Goku

[@Denji_Hayakawa]

Hey don't talk trash to my owner

[@margarethmichelina5146]

Best Dads of Jojo's (Who really care to their children): 1. George Joestar 2. Kira's Dad 3. Melone

[@maxthepaladin2147]

and what about Joseph? He cared for his daughter

[@Ben-jl2rh]

@@maxthepaladin2147 he only went to japan not to meet her, but inatead to make josuke.

[@zage5495]

margareth michelina DIO would be a great father Arika confirmed DIO would spoil Giorno if he knew he was alive or existed but that never happened sooo

[@thatguy8777]

What about me?

[@friendlyneighborhoodyang315]

@@thatguy8777 you know what you did

[@madam-mint]

It's...mildly adorable that Melone tries to teach Babyface out of children's books, and (despite the subject matter), even talks to it like a baby sometimes. It's a shame he's, y'know, a mafioso. And a pervert. also "devo fare pipi". BAHAHAHAHA

[@krishnasivakumar2479]

His stand is called Babyface, so

[@chickennuggets1990]

yeah that was in my books when i was a kid but they were far more gruesome

[@RafaelTNSG1245]

I dont speak spaghetti

[@Daniel-wu6pl]

@EB Bisnar pretty sure that was the stand, not the book

[@IltizioNic]

​@@RafaelTNSG1245it means "i gotta piss"

[@usuariocomun702]

Melone best father in za warudo

[@steppinonthebeachdudududu5782]

Funny way of misspelling Joseph Joestar

[@greninjajoestar8771]

@@steppinonthebeachdudududu5782 Funny way of misspelling DIO

[@steppinonthebeachdudududu5782]

@@greninjajoestar8771 you're right Dio is best dad is *ZA WARUDO*

[@steppinonthebeachdudududu5782]

@@Spookpath funny way of misspelling George Joestar

[@usuariocomun702]

@@steppinonthebeachdudududu5782 Funny way of misspelling dario brando

[@BLU.BL4CK]

The circle of life is weird in this show.

[@jonathantoletti8787]

SIMBA!!!! (The Lion king music theme intensifies)

[@bigchief4375]

Best Dad right here.

[@Hikaru0kamiki]

Bruh lmao

[@rpgjans7080]

*DI MOLTO*

[@Hikaru0kamiki]

@@chiefsmokey7189 lmao be like some full house shit the rest of the la squadra gang would be part of the show

[@いくるみらてぃ]

スタンドは精神力の具現化なのに、そのスタンドに対して会話したり教育したり、自分でコントロールできなかったりっていうのが、メローネのとんでもない変態性というか異常さを表しているんだよね

[@icimuan936]

一説では、「メローネは子供の頃に両親から育児放棄されており、親のようにはならないというコンプレックスが歪んだ形でこの能力になった」のではないかって言われてますね。

[@neaporisu9607]

​@@icimuan936怖…闇深…

[@raremetal_nickel]

メローネもっと報われるべき

[@s.hr-vermouth656]

そんな設定は無いけどね。ただの性癖だと​@@icimuan936

[@wingmandecrayt8932]

Why are the ice skates killing fugo instead of mista ? Missed opportunity for some neat foreshadowing.

[@Daniel-wu6pl]

heheh, yeah nice one

[@omgman5745]

They want the visuals to be accurate to the original and I assume that it is like that in the original. The writer araki usually doesn't think ahead kinda just goes with the flow with the major beats in his mind.

[@missquake]

​@@omgman5745 The anime took a looooot of creative liberties and changed details here and there. Fugo's being a victim of SA in his backstory was never mentioned in the manga.

[@dooplon5083]

​​@@missquake true but it didn't contradict the tiny snippet of backstory illuso mentioned in the Manga so it's basically added detail. This would change things even if small and unimportant tho, so I understand then leaving it unaltered for the sake of accuracy

[@syatinomakura]

スタンドがいくら傷付こうと本体になんらフィードバックが無く、いくらでも生成可能なの強いな

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

1:55 ... *sheds tear* *goes into corner to shed more tears*

[@Hikaru0kamiki]

The irony my dude

[@jayvonconn7699]

Please don't cry you'll get tears in your mustache

[@captaintsubasa7430]

2:26 "Did someone said *「P I §È」* "

[@diobrando6245]

Pee in the cup

[@LaNoLaCola]

2:05 now those are proper JoJo Chibis

[@FauZhee]

1:53

[@khooboonleong1950]

Nah, I prefer this kzbin.info/www/bejne/p2mXpWyFh6eZapI

[@lucybruney2423]

Mommy said “I’m stinky and gross” What a great mother. Doesn’t this make me think of how such a pure and nice child that is.

[@Daniel-wu6pl]

he ate his mother

[@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s]

😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@kevintrang6447]

Oh my sweet summer child...

[@pastelmoods3868]

Baby Face : ‘ Mommy said that I stink. She’s also screaming that I’m “dirty and gross”. ‘ Melone : ‘ So it seems. And how does that make you feel about her? ‘ Baby Face : ‘ What a great mommy! ‘ Melone : ‘ Yes! ‘

[@h.l_r1622]

*D I M O L T O*

[@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣

[@angelicart.6]

me and my dad conversing:

[@nevverre3500]

Dawg this is so accurate with the down bad fellas

[@ugh_are_ugh6976]

3:12　3:37 ここの焦ってるメローネ好き

[@juancena6909]

2:35 man she sure is pissed

[@smugnarancia1270]

and you win the best pun award

[@freewheeling-animal-lover]

愛車(バイク)勝手に乗って行かれちゃったの可哀想だなw

[@小さなゲーム実況者飴ちゃ]

あれって結局誰が乗ってたんだ、

[@-himeshimahiromichi-7404]

@@小さなゲーム実況者飴ちゃベイビーフェイスが勝手にバイクでジョルノのところに行っちゃった

[@小さなゲーム実況者飴ちゃ]

@@-himeshimahiromichi-7404 あー！

[@davidhong1934]

For all intents and purposes, Melone has an A- to -Z book, JJBA edition

[@bearandthebull2372]

You joke,but im pretty sure that's actually canon.

[@coolkanye]

That is actually a picture book

[@shuto0725]

ベイビーフェイス並みの学習力を身につけたい

[@bigsanctions1142]

3:47 Baby stole my bike!

[@iwishiknewhowto1228]

Nigga stole my bike

[@scipion3679]

@@iwishiknewhowto1228 Nigga: *NIGERUNDAYO*

[@user-HEBINEKO]

3:44の「早すぎんだよぉ〜！」がなんかクセになる

[@elimatua5591]

3:25 She's been hit with tetris.

[@yhs098]

New smash bros fighter

[@jemimafajutagana5475]

Serves her right, though. She's such a spoiled brat.

[@matthewfinger2381]

You mean minecraft

[@victor22332211]

BOOM! Tetris for Jeff

[@chrisrice7805]

@@jemimafajutagana5475 I'm not sure if that's grounds for death... jk I am, and it's not lol

[@hamsterlove_1110]

こんな原っぱで1人画面に向かって話しかけてる時点で変人すぎるのに、それだけじゃなくて変態＋イケメンなのディ・モールトベネ！

[@acemeister1624]

It’s Murder 101 with Mr. Melone

[@user-HEBINEKO]

声がベリッシモ、いやディモールトいい！すごくいい！

[@NewRalfXing]

2:35 You can say that she is.....PISSED off!

[@UnassumingVirgo]

Wait a second, I just noticed something. When Melone is teaching the homonculus/child of Babyface how to kill, one of the weapons he shows as an example is ice skates. Ice skating is one of the abilities White Album gives Ghiaccio when he uses it, and Ghiaccio is the next and final member of La Squadra that the main cast faces off with. That’s a subtle as hell way of foreshadowing abilities, I love it!

[@Slash2314YT]

At first I was gonna say your over thinking it, but then again, it's jojo's bizarre adventure, so it makes perfect sense

[@Daniel-wu6pl]

i think ot was just an accident, if it really was foreshadowing itd be killing mista and not fugo

[@timothyryan8983]

​@@Daniel-wu6pl It was foreshadowing to us. Didn't matter who or what, we got it.

[@jolean_cujoh]

Parenting 101 with Melone

[@ウニおん]

ベイビーフェイス、いちいち適性のある女性見つけなきゃいけないし生まれたら生まれたで教育してからじゃないと実戦に行けないの回りくどいけど、回りくどい分超強いんだよな… しかもメローネ自身は完全安全圏から見守れるし

[@blueknightberserga1392]

スタンド動かす度に女一人消さなきゃならないというのも困りもの。やはり母親に捨てられて女全体を恨んでいるんでしょうか？

[@s.g.johnson3403]

What a great mommy! *YES! DI MOLTO!*

[@andrewmiller5126]

S.G. Johnson I love how the characters each have their own catchphrase.

[@れもんねーど-x5x]

推しって尊い

[@thischannelnolongerused4791]

2:05 Please let there be a OVA where they are all chibi versions of themselves

[@usuariocomun702]

No

[@cmcynic_]

I love and hate the idea of a chibi jojo OVA

[@thischannelnolongerused4791]

Aw didn’t know a lot of people don’t like the idea ;-;

[@someonethatsinafucktonoffa104]

@@Spookpath *CHARMY GREEN*

[@usuariocomun702]

@@thischannelnolongerused4791 because jojo is not that kind of anime

[@津軽じょんがら節]

ライオンさん、シマウマさん、キリンさん、って可愛い❤️

[@0den-657]

それな

[@ginyutiki]

Sorry, i dont speak Italian

[@ShinyRegigigas]

わかる

[@AyeAye-hn6ju]

@@ginyutiki k

[@ginyutiki]

@@AyeAye-hn6ju ok

[@TheeNero]

Melone: Rockstar Games BabyFace: the GTA PlayerBase

[@aryyancarman705]

Lol

[@gptguy3125]

Anyone else thinks that the scene where melone shows babyface the objects, includes ice skates to reference the upcoming white album battle?

[@harimauindia5775]

The guy 2 comments above you

[@Daniel-wu6pl]

it would be if it was used on mista not fugo

[@fulcrum2951]

3:25 she doesn't feel so good

[@michaelhawke7689]

that sound effect of cubes tho

[@itzskir6832]

So she died? Or was she turned into something? I dont know

[@Daniel-wu6pl]

@@itzskir6832 yes shes dead

[@Daniel-wu6pl]

@@itzskir6832 shes pretty damn fucking dead

[@lordinquisitor6233]

Melone is a proud parent

[@NrgBuster]

I can't help but feel bad for normal people who get wrapped up in Stand bullshit. Sure this chick was kinda snobbish, but I don't think she deserved to be deleted like that just because she was in the wrong train cab. Same for the passengers who died due to the Greatful Dead.

[@alex939709]

And Beach Boy

[@peucoman]

boi you ain't seen shit yet, wait 'til you see what happened to the one prison guard that was fired in the second Stone Ocean arc

[@zaqareemalcolm]

*Green Day arc flashbacks*

[@namishusband818]

I like the detail where she checks her groin after waking up.

[@VoibbleLunchbox]

*_Kakyoin has joined the chat._* What a great mommy!

[@Gutty-jr4pt]

あーらら〜 こういう風に使うと便利だね〜〜〜

[@willowbranch]

why is melone attractive to me in this scene

[@ffy8716]

4

[@ender.enderman.4893]

Because he is a real dad in jojo

[@manicscrunkly]

congratulations you have a dad kink

[@raynmanshorts9275]

Because women are naturally inclined to be attracted to men that will make good fathers, and Melone is the best father in all of JoJo.

[@teawrecks1243]

"What does 'kill' mean?" "It means...uh...how do I say this...make someone take a forever naptime?"

[@Shadoboy]

I really like how all the text is in italian, even if they keep speaking japanese.

[@quollosuru]

I miss him so much

[@Leachio]

They grow up so fast

[@Hikaru0kamiki]

Melone makes a good father teaching his child how to kill :3

[@puppygirlasuka]

This is kind of adorable in a weird way

[@HayatoStarGod]

If I ever had children, I will not bring them to school : I will teach them like Melone... Even if that means that my children must be born like Babyface's one...

[@omegawilliam9571]

Do I need to call the police now, or...?

[@ali-uk6fo]

So this is Mr. lion...

[@31oannamphong66]

@@ali-uk6fo and this is kil

[@desadograisedrobot515]

@@ali-uk6fo and this is Ms. lion.

[@やらしでチュウ]

0:29 ブッ殺してやりたいわァ…ンチクショウッッ…　クソ野郎ッ！　←ここ好き

[@killbill5674]

メローネ美人で変態のくせにイケボなのずるいよなほんと

[@mojonoahgamer5647]

Wouldn't be thrilled to have this kind of stand

[@The-Forgotten-Knight]

Mother : what a dirty gross thing Son: what a great mommy

[@瑠璃-t9b]

これ、アニータ最初ソファに寝てるけどメローネが寝せてあげたのかな((?

[@Yeayeayeayeayeayeayeayea]

Well this is an interesting way of taking your child to work day

[@fulcrum2951]

Fuck 4

[@Yeayeayeayeayeayeayeayea]

@@fulcrum2951 Indeed

[@lovinovargas4831]

Are you british mate? You have channel 4 as your pic

[@Yeayeayeayeayeayeayeayea]

@@lovinovargas4831 U know to much mate

[@fulcrum2951]

When Britain first at heaven's command, Arose from out the azure main, This was the charter of the land, And guardian angels sang this strain

[@ryoumiru593]

I wish Melone was my dad.

[@abbyling9511]

I'm curious if Melone could grow Babyface on men... imagine how strong the baby will be if it's from Ghaccio. Though I'm pretty sure Ghaccio would just smash Melone's head into the ground before he even started to ask those pervert questions.

[@samtheballoon1522]

Someone’s written this story. Babyface solos the verse if this occurs

[@user-fl4el2mq2x]

@@samtheballoon1522how does baby face work?how would it solo?

[@samtheballoon1522]

@@user-fl4el2mq2x I was making an mpreg joke, and I’m not too sure on how it works

[@貸倒引当金]

本体は変態だけど、能力的には特殊でかっこいい

[@ナフスプレミンジャー]

成長次第でスタープラチナ並みのパワー&精密さに加え、レッド・ホット・チリペッパーに匹敵するスピードを体得出来ると考えると、デメリットを差し引いてもWアルバムとは別ベクトルで充分強過ぎる。

[@ああ-h4y4e]

@@ナフスプレミンジャー隔操作型のスタンドでこの性能。デメリットに対して、得られる恩恵がデカすぎる。ローリスクハイリターンのスタンド。これにはジョルノ君も「こいつ無敵か！？」と言わざるを得ないね。

[@VM-ul7ee]

3:30 サイコロステーキ嬢

[@バリリ准尉]

ﾌｧ!?

[@Casedre]

Chat gptで良い回答を探してる時みたいだ

[@mazeofknowledge1528]

イタリアでもコマ回しは人気なようで……

[@lifedeath394]

2:57 i didnt expect to see babyface's answer

[@bayuww]

Stands in part 3: ORA Stands in part 5+: So I need to raise my stand like my own child by feeding it well nutritious foods, but be careful because it's lactose intolerant and it can't stand spicy foods. Also I need to make sure to teach it algebra, basic economics, the entire history of the world, and more. A few weeks later my stand would be ready to kill the enemy by sucking their toes. However if it's currently full moon then it's damage would be reduced by 67% because my stand hates the moon. My stand's weakness is the color Turquoise, so I need to make sure there isn't the color Turquoise nearby.

[@aperson9603]

2:03 Love how he taught it grammar, Ghiaccio is proud

[@tayu__666.]

メローネえろいんだよなぁ

[@sweetdurt2143]

Stands in part 3: punch Stands in part 5:

[@BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712]

Melone best teacher

[@davidthejester7925]

1:53 Part 4 had his chibi drawing It's now turn for part 5

[@joeyjoestar2421]

1:35 OYAOYA?

[@wesleymelon759]

joey Joestar 1:35*

[@joeyjoestar2421]

Whoops

[@diobrando6245]

Ara ara

[@thanoscar1193]

One of the weirdest stands in the series. How tf did Araki even come up with this thing?

[@Daniel-wu6pl]

he was bored ok

[@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s]

Because he's a genius

[@kevintrang6447]

Peculiar tastes. Anyway, do you still want that cherry?

[@Lumi_Kat]

The idea of how Non-Stands would see is always so fascinating to think off Like for Melone, he is just feel like talking to himself And for Ghiaccio, you are seeing an angry Italian man skating on the road, talking shit about why people doesn't call the capital Venezia.

[@pvshka]

2:01 more literate than 99% of KZbin commenters

[@mimimishima]

All you had to do was follow the damn train, Melone

[@BipolarBear_pen15]

Melone would be a good father

[@kyoungt14]

1:53 shh, you're gonna spoil the next fight

[@vincentsun886]

WHAT A GREAT MOMMY!!!

[@hinanai104]

母親に虐待でもされてたんかなぁ

[@DHcjdher]

Melone's child

[@jhawkshaw]

This is the reason why I am not allowed to be a kindergarten teacher...

[@autistpatrol2493]

I noticed that arraki really hates Pisces. Arraki’s pisces characters are portrayed in a very unflattering manner, they tend to be pathetic and they tend to suffer some of the most gruesome deaths in the series lol

[@nok4799]

What does this mean

[@kevintrang6447]

@@nok4799 weird astrology stuff probably

[@manicscrunkly]

0:52 OFLSIGODLG HE REALLY ACT LIKE A DAD ADOPT ME PLEASE 😭😭

[@Yazzuri456]

I wish my teacher was like that ;-;

[@duroorud527]

so you want milf maker

[@kojin6070]

これが機械学習か

[@chibigaming163]

Me telling my kid to kill adam smasher in cyberpunk 2077

[@ganban_master]

まるでドラえもんみたいなメローネ 今更だが、予め教育する為の小道具の用意が良すぎるだろ・・・

[@zexsu8899]

ここまでやってやっと遠隔操作の弱点のパワーや精密性、単調な動きしかできないという弱点克服されるんだよな 手間がかかり過ぎる

[@渡邉路加]

シアハートアタックやブラックサバスと同じタイプかな？

[@softiecutie3830]

wow what a good father

[@tebalnk]

2:59 HE SAID IT BOIS

[@SirGrimLockSmithVIII]

I'm curious about how an alternate version of Babyface and its...children would manifest if it belonged to a more benevolent user.

[@zaqareemalcolm]

Stand abilities are usually a reflection of their user, so im not even sure if a more benevolent stand user could even generate an inherently skeevy ability like Babyface, anymore than if a non-paranoid Diavolo who loves his daughter would even have King Crimson

[@MilukoMoon]

Now if I’m entirely honest of the fact that I’m a Melone simp despite the fact he is a sort of perv, his colors and the way he teaches his stand is quite cute despite it’s about killing, but, good job Melone💜

[@jhm402]

Next episode: *Cold Experience*

[@mr.lance_the_human]

Bro melone have a stand child...

[@peasantb100d]

Alternate title Purple haired melon impregnates unsuspecting woman and uses nursery books to teach her thanos baby to kill.