JoJo Stardust Condensers 2

[@CoolerMike]

0:48 I love how the plane falls down the stairs like Jotaro did in the previous video

[@MagnificentDreamFox]

It was literally that good.

[@elonleon4452]

No cigarette though. 0/10.

[@gigachad1099]

@Telepture Heard about suicide yet?

[@fareast0752]

@Telepture bro don't mess with religion okay.

[@jojogacha974]

@Telepture no one cares + fartherless + ratio

[@bionicdragon5]

The reason it's taking so long for the next episode to come out is because they're still slowly rowing to the nearest hotel.

[@piple3157]

Yes

[@koftich_katze]

Probably

[@tanamoxv2160]

Yes.

[@JJK10293]

Indeed

[@CrustyFox87]

Perhaps

[@josuke4448]

I almost died watching Avdol furiously tut at Polnareff

[@pinkbunnyskyedoesthings7762]

yeah that's a perfect meme template i screen shotted that

[@gigachad1099]

@Telepture you are the definition of gay

[@Idavori]

@Telepture dude go outside and play with ur inmaginary friends

[@jotita921]

@@gigachad1099 *extremely BASED men with tonified muscles

[@josukehigashikata86]

Huh

[@uranian-Umbra]

I love that Jotaro is more concerned that Joseph is flying than no one flying at all

[@InsomniaDaydreamer]

Autopilot definitely helps, a grandpa doesn't.

[@Emily12471]

​​@@InsomniaDaydreamerespecially one that has crashed every plane he has flown

[@The-Devils-Advocate]

@@InsomniaDaydreamerautopilot was destroyed

[@thedragonfly3013]

Exactly.

[@HeheThe]

@@The-Devils-Advocateuranium

[@ghostfaceinyourbathroom2190]

2:01 you gotta love how star platinum looks down to confirm the command then just pokes the dude’s eye with the most chilliest expression ever. God this series is amazing

[@lotus4218]

“That’s actually not funny mate you really hurt my eye, Jesus Christ” hits the spot

[@TheSkinStealer-p8m]

Haha eye go brrrrrr

[@skyhow8340]

Chariot actually being a chariot is amazing

[@The_crazy7]

I agree

[@zopfee]

Yes

[@gigachad1099]

@Telepture You are the definition of a fatherless child

[@dismaned6675]

As a mobile user I’m so glad this top comment could spoil a joke for me

[@idk_anymore1918]

fatherless behavior indeed

[@treelambo]

Part 4: Diamond is Condensable Part 5: Condensed Wind Part 6: Stone Condensing

[@Mooneymanjason]

Part 7: Steel Ball Condenser

[@treelambo]

@@Mooneymanjason Part 8: Condenselion

[@aktzin0422]

Part 6: Condensed Ocean

[@papyrusau9915]

@@treelambo part 9:condenseland

[@AlexGenerallySucksAtGames]

Stone Lake light breeze i like diamond is condensable

[@rfthtyuujyu9820]

I love how Jotaro is portrayed more like an angsty teenager than he is in the anime itself. This was very funny!

[@gigachad1099]

@Telepture you are the definition of no life

[@ManImTheVoid]

Wait he is a teenager? Well its anime that stuff is common for some reason

[@Idavori]

@@ManImTheVoid ye he's 17...

[@badabingus8304]

@Telepture how dare you take his name

[@ethanjames6257]

FINE

[@conntoons_4848]

1:50 I love Anne’s failed attempt to cut him

[@plsdontcorrectmygrammar8369]

2:50 I want a 1 hour version of this

[@lotus4218]

It is a human need to have it for one hour

[@clefortt9]

I don’t think it should be too hard. Just change the background to hide the fact it’s a loop and you’re done

[@JJK10293]

This is what Faxjam's gonna release shortly before Episode 3, he's been slaving away at it for a while year now, bet

[@TheSkinStealer-p8m]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[@samdoezzzstuff]

1:59 you have no idea how much this made me laugh. the way he just gets so serious when he says "that's actually not funny mate you really hurt my eye"

[@trueadam8PSL]

Especially the English accent

[@thoisz1172]

Haha yeah he sounds like Gordon Ramsey

[@munchlax6577]

@@thoisz1172 at a certain age, all British white men do.

[@coloneltwonium9285]

pov: you get hurt during the pillow fight

[@Everythingbland321]

1:59

[@joinme5560]

A giant thank you for keeping a fragment with Ann. She is hilarious. 1:51 is basically canon

[@zpydd_]

@Telepture bot moment

[@edmundziegler4898]

big monke

[@inspectorjavert9868]

I'm just glad she vanished and was never mentioned again

[@BunnyTrixx-gw8ws]

True

[@coloneltwonium9285]

@Telepture man its cool to be faithful an shit but like, cmon

[@kuniosaiki]

2:20 _“You’re Bloody nicked bloody nonce”_ has this line gone over peoples heads it’s hilarious.

[@couchepotato6975]

Does it have a meaning behind it?

[@kuniosaiki]

@@couchepotato6975 Nothing special It’s British slang, I’m assuming since the audience is majority American (and other nationalities), the joke would have gone over peoples heads. it’s roughly saying “you’re bloody [going to jail] bloody [pedophile]”

[@y7va]

Nonce means pedophile, for some context.

[@wrongrespawn3911]

@@kuniosaiki U

[@GregGotJumped]

Ah, thought he was saying [REDACTED] for a second

[@Matcha_Biscuit]

We need a 3rd one, its been quite a while since i had a sharp exhale from this

[@jrobdoesgamesOLD]

Jotaro cutting himself off after realising Avdol let Joseph fly the plane is priceless.

[@FirestoneAnimation]

"OKAY FI-....." "has your granddad flown a plane before?"

[@juliiju0484]

2:20 YES, the phantom blood guards are back, I love it!

[@gruchogaemer8692]

Bugger he got away

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

@@gruchogaemer8692 they manage to take down that bugger's henchman at least

[@karotgamin790]

you’re bloody nixed mate

[@a.bdioro5302]

Bloody nonce Bloody nixed mate Bloody Bloody nonce

[@The_Blue_Otaku]

If you wondering what "You’re Bloody nicked bloody nonce" means it's british slang for "You're fucking going to jail you fucking pedaophile"

[@samzoguthecommenter8239]

2:47 I’ve been laughing for 10 minutes already. This is what perfection looks like.

[@gigachad1099]

@Telepture No one cares + ration + didn’t ask

[@danthegreat4053]

I came when I saw the notifacation

[@gigachad1099]

@@danthegreat4053 Good to see you again Dan

[@danthegreat4053]

@@gigachad1099 oh hey its you which video was it again that I saw you also great to see you too

[@gigachad1099]

@@danthegreat4053 kzbin.info/www/bejne/joGZlqJ-ec1gl7M this one I think

[@yeehaw2132]

2:02 The delivery of this line is just perfect

[@nacklelock9763]

0:37 POV: you realize that Joseph has crashed many planes and a crack head.

[@polly1062]

1:14 i love how aggressively Avdol says no

[@Remington-bs6xh]

Tsk Tsk Tsk

[@CeLeb144]

2:48 I laughed way too hard at the poor man that has to clean up the utterly massive ship. So much for the city being clean.

[@exnyy9448]

LMAO I DIDNT SEE THAT. poor guy doesn’t get paid enough.

[@joegun4259]

Sounds sadistic

[@enhancemance803]

best part is he probably just cleaned the whole city.

[@lucasottens8506]

You've clearly never been to Singapore.

[@soulmagician7503]

Even if the video was just the 1:14 scene, it would still be a masterpiece.

[@spookyfellow7708]

Somehow they made Polnareff even better then ever

[@gigachad1099]

Than*

[@gigachad1099]

@Telepture Ever asked yourself why you don’t have friends?

[@unidenifiedpasta5005]

Spoke the truth

[@ifrickurmom1095]

Ze muel man 👀👀👀👀

[@nomukun1138]

boneraff

[@bizarregamer8038]

i love at 0:34 when avdol said "so i let you grandad drive" he stops saying "ok fine" immediately stops punching goes to the face of "oh shimeta"

[@davidmarmolejo886]

The best part hast to be 0:04 , hands down the best portraying of kakyoin I've ever seen

[@foxfilmz8860]

I love how Kakyoin is just being a narrator while Jotaro is aggressively punching a bug

[@JJK10293]

"Jotaro is punching a bug. Avodol is walking up to him. They're talking. The plane is crashing."

[@mr_box1264]

I let your granddad fly the plane

[@rafamartinezrosello6661]

@@mr_box1264 kzbin.info/www/bejne/mIDYlGNonLWgeNk

[@foxfilmz8860]

1:14 Avdol doing the tsk thing aggressively kills me everytime XD

[@carl4508]

What out this man have a realy fast finger

[@darkprinceofdorne]

masterpiece

[@theshotgungamer7006]

1:15 Dio when he finds out a Joestar is trying to live peacefully

[@Nombrenooriginal]

What about Josuke

[@theshotgungamer7006]

@@Nombrenooriginal Dio minion killed his grandpa in episode one XD

[@Nombrenooriginal]

@@theshotgungamer7006 yo angelo is not DIO minion

[@theshotgungamer7006]

@@Nombrenooriginal sorry, knew Dio And because of Dio, Angelo got a stand, Kill Gramposuke and made Josuke sad 😥

[@Nombrenooriginal]

@@theshotgungamer7006 well that was indirectly, because the one who gave him the stand was keicho

[@WuffieGG]

I seriously hope you will continue the JoJo Condensed series because you literally made me cry laughing multiple times through this series. The animation alone cracks me up with every frame and the voice acting is top notch!

[@Kecplier]

Therapist: all dreams have meanings My dreams: 2:09

[@Remington-bs6xh]

Ello' love

[@therealan00bis32]

@@Remington-bs6xhHAIRY!!

[@NadirHussan-s4k]

@@therealan00bis32Y O U ‘ R E B L O O D Y N I C K E D B L O O D Y N O N C E

[@Jomster777]

1:14 Love how you animated one of the two things Avdol is well known for

[@mariobros68]

Tsk, Tsk. YES, HE DOES! Tsk, Tsk.

[@joinme5560]

1:12 I'm fucking dying. The way SC is just draws a sword. Genius

[@mr.trouble827]

Tsk Tsk Tsk

[@alejomuriel798]

*Polnareff manly screams*

[@kyrylotanasov3927]

"Okay, fine, i'll assist in your fight"

[@WelshWerewolf]

@@kyrylotanasov3927 "maybe we can find my sisters killer"

[@mr.trouble827]

@@LackOfSleepIsAbsurd Ze Mirror Man

[@YourCasualPerson]

2:52 you can't tell if Polnareff is smiling or pouting xD Just focus on his face

[@monke7845]

I think he’s smiling

[@Speedyboy3293]

To be honest I think he is pouting because the float is crowded

[@davidmarmolejo886]

OMG LOL

[@TheSkinStealer-p8m]

If he’s smiling why he have a mustache?

[@AtlasM_2010]

Please continue the series its hilarious

[@krahscimsoc]

I know it's kinda random but... You fell for it, fool! Thunder Cross Split Attack!

[@agrubohub4009]

Good to see more parodies about Stardust Crusaders acknowleding Dio's henchmen other than Vanilla Ice

[@marlikbudvergard]

Let's be honest he was probably one of the few actually competent ones

[@MonsieurBig]

@@marlikbudvergard the only competent one

[@marlikbudvergard]

@@MonsieurBig N'doul

[@MonsieurBig]

@@marlikbudvergard true. He did manage to get kakyoins eyes

[@marlikbudvergard]

@@MonsieurBig yeah, the only thing is he didn't expect Jotaro to throw a fucking dog (with a stand) at him

[@ANT-dj8gi]

I like the fact that the only thing Jotaro cares in the plane is that Joseph is piloting It.

[@davidhong1934]

Joseph somehow found the one place in the sky made of stairs just so he could make the plane fall down a flight of stairs. I'd be concerned as well.

[@thejayinator585]

Once again you’ve outdone yourself, this is absolute perfection

[@RadLazerBoi]

@Telepture what the hell is that video

[@FriedMonkey362]

@@RadLazerBoi just some bot, its probably a find trangilation and peace video or smth

[@demetriusbeckem3882]

0:10 the face when someone take a dump on taco Tuesday

[@CJalterr]

My favorite line is now "Your bloody nicked mate."

[@logermeisterva9150]

Was NOT expecting that use of Polnareff's little gasps, but it was absolutely brilliant! And from now on whenever I contemplate doing something naughty, I'll just picture Avdol tsk'ing me to set me straight. Beautiful work as always, Fax!

[@HSE_VO]

It's so great to be back as the voice of Avdol for Part 2 of this IMMACULATE series! The VAs blew it out of the water this time for sure.

[@moon_jumper]

0:48 wait a second the plane fell just like jotaro did, is EVERY episode gonna have something/someone falling down a comically large flight of stairs?

[@TomBumblemuffin]

That would be so funny, I didn't even think about that. I thought he just did it twice but what if he actually kept doing it?

[@X3GreenTea]

Next episode ebony devil's user is gonna fall out of a balcony, so i presume yes

[@TomBumblemuffin]

@@X3GreenTea oh right yeah

[@zenoschopf2900]

Probably gonna be dio "falling" to set polnareff back

[@veryhuman5127]

these are the consequences of not being told about the stairs man

[@nouto7183]

I wish they would make a third of this

[@creeperdude3480]

0:38 "Has your granddad flown a plane before?" *flashbacks to Battle Tendency*

[@ethanp.796]

1:14 I like how Avdol has the "HON" sound effect in his head

[@ALittleTrolling]

bro is better at fourth wall breaking than dora

[@beastwarsFTW]

I like how Gray had nothing to do with the plane crash and he's just a guy in a bug costume.

[@Magmatski]

0:48 I warned you about those stairs bro

[@Karkalicious_kk619]

Homestuck

[@ConcreteEater7]

I love how cross-fire hurricane special is just Magicians Red coming out of the ground, lighting a match, then setting it at Polnareff’s feet. Really got me😂

[@chopsticks6631]

Normally when I subscribe to someone I don't normally put notifications on but I just gotta for faxjam bc I just can't quite for part 3 of this lil series bc how humorous and good this is

[@stevepensando2593]

This is literally the only Stardust Crusaders recap that actually remembers Anne

[@BoomBoom_Kaboom]

0:55 "Hon Hon Hon!" The squads reaction: * P A C M AN*

[@ThinkingCrimson]

Polnareff: *arrives* The Gang: :V :V :V :V

[@sidtapia1620]

The way this potraits kakyoin after 0:18 is riddiculously accuarate

[@lotus4218]

He really said :| in the bg 💀

[@NouvaLotus]

I'd say I'm waiting for him to finish this part but these two are so good already on there own

[@frenchfriesfan2005]

2:32 Fun fact, the boat Strength is bound to is called "Big Daddy" You can look it up, it's true

[@Wet_Sandwich]

2:12 the best "ello luv" ive ever heard

[@therealan00bis32]

imo the greasy SQUELCH before it is what makes it work

[@thepackingpacjack7767]

I was expecting these parts to be a little bit longer....oh well, I can’t rush perfection, And what I currently am seeing is perfection! Keep up the good work jam

[@strrgazrr8029]

maybe they’ll put all the parts together once they’re done with all of it

[@mr_box1264]

@@strrgazrr8029 e bloody ey lody boger boger e bloody 2:21

[@naniidoodles]

Well, a minute of good animation takes about a month to make. How do I know? I have animator friends and I animate sometimes too

[@guichabanaano27]

There are a bunch of scenes that I love but for me the tsk tsk at 1:14 is the one that takes the cake!

[@themanok178]

i love it as well

[@taplaos]

Your line delivery of "Star Finger" is just perfect!

[@judisherwan900]

Where’s part 3 plz I wanna see it all plz upload this more cuz it’s so entertaining

[@zamasugamingb8276]

2:14 discord mods when the find a kitten

[@Alex_Fishman]

I like how the policemen actually improved since your fan-animation on part 1, at least they now caught someone.

[@LeFrancht75]

Everyone talks about Silver Chariot being a real Chariot with a sword, but I find Star Finger being literally a finger punch move hilarious.

[@JokieJesterE]

I only just now watched Jojo. And started with part 3. Gotta say this is way too accurate.

[@thememetheme14]

We need more of this, this is incredible

[@unfoldingspace8]

I love the “Drunken Sailor” tune that plays in the background of the ship scenes, and even more so how it initially slows down when on the S.S. Stand, but then is sped up during the chase.

[@olepetter7292]

0:24 Me and my younger brother when our parents say they are going to be in charge in the house.

[@theworldofmandom7227]

Why is this so funny.. the animation, the voices, and this golden jokes. I love it

[@Voxel11]

I love how star plat just pokes him in the eye and he just goes "bloody hell mate that hurts, its not even funny" 1:51

[@MEDICTF2isMyHusband]

I really do wonder when your gunna make a part 3 of this! It would be so funny.

[@wickedishiccy7621]

Avdol's absolute determination to get he and his friends to a sanctuary as he paddles away. Brilliant.

[@mako403]

I appreciate you adjusting the speed of “drunken sailor” in accordance to the speed of the gorilla, just a minor detail that made me laugh out loud lmao

[@FrostGlader]

Orangutan* Forever is an Orangutan. And yes. His name is Forever.

[@BadModder]

@@FrostGlader and yes he is a stand user and his stand is the boat OH KY GOD HIS STAND IS THE BOAT

[@DunnesBag]

This is what perfection looks like.

[@gigachad1099]

@Telepture Lol your father still not back with the milk?

[@daycareattendant9001]

2:04 it is funny m8

[@ThinkingCrimson]

aussie Captain Tenille

[@Snuck1]

It is criminal there isn't more of this

[@noweebatall5520]

"German Polnareff doesnt exist he can't hurt you" German Polnareff: 1:00

[@davidhong1934]

*French Stroheim

[@aahpy]

I love how Magician's Red just used a match to light Polnareff

[@cringecrusader6985]

2:03 literally every kid when someone goes too far in their game

[@dragondg6412]

i hope you release 3rd episode this is too funny to bail it

[@kathleenryan8346]

2:09 discord be like

[@sssIeepymemes]

Fr

[@dyingscarlet]

I'll make like an English teacher and suggest that the plane falling down the stairs in the same casual manner that Jotaro did in Stardust Condensers 1 at 0:46 connotes how nobody cared about it crashing and got back to looking for Dio as though it were a regular occurence. Granted it was a regular occurence.

[@gwathgor]

All of that Netflix "no smoking" stuff will never stop being hilarious xD Same with the fact that Dio (or Dio's flesh buds) always gets hit with "menacing" sound effects :D

[@fluffybat5421]

This was over in an instant. I wasn't ready for it to be done.

[@dynamicgamesyt3]

It’s crazy that 7 months later and they’re still looking for a hotel.

[@octavio_rr1564]

The fact that the mind control cell was in his Polnarefs hair and not his head makes it 100 time more funny.

[@クリームソーダ1999]

Another Faxjam's masterpiece!

[@Obamnaballs]

@Telepture do you find joy in this

[@zaneplayx3176]

Holy shit you make animations fast! also look at the group at 2:21

[@ThinkingCrimson]

W I D E

[@heyjoeitnottme.5758]

1:46 why does Joseph have two normal hands?

[@communism-on-a-Monday]

They must have forgotten

[@zarrg5611]

@@communism-on-a-Monday Faxjam forgot

[@justanotherotakuanimeweeb6189]

i forgor 💀

[@lotus4218]

@@justanotherotakuanimeweeb6189 😟

[@FatDudeStudios]

Faxjam forgot

[@wanderer-dan9306]

kinda wish that as the plane was going down the stairs you would hear table slapping noise, sr pelo style

[@Pomni000.]

Did you noticed when the plane crashed there was a word ouch the O on kakyoin represents a donut

[@jammytaffi4484]

I love how Jotaro looks like he’s about to combust at any moment

[@penteller7636]

The transitions in these animations are so buttery smooth, it's amazing.

[@Hagisero003]

2:10 The way he said ello mate, proceeded by him chasing the girl is hysterical.

[@0GEAR5]

Love*

[@leonardoflores2633]

2:19 i love this part 😂

[@dfc3325]

Legend has it, they're still looking for a hotel, but unfortunately for them the nearest hotel that has rooms is in Saudi Arabia

[@crimson6696]

The star finger joke had insane comedic timing lmao

[@MagnificentDreamFox]

1:37 HOH!!

[@rosefernandez8393]

HOH!!²

[@Potat_44]

This feels like a toddler explaining a dream they never had

[@chaoticfloralarrangement8741]

I haven’t watched a single piece of jojo content on KZbin in a long time. How this got recommended to me is beyond my understanding yet I’m thankful none the less

[@agentemelone7669]

been 5 months and still want the continue