We found Jonathan Jostar's head !!!

A funny video about Jonathan Jostar
model：chriscross juggycell
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bgm：cotton eye joe
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have fun!!!!

[@battlechaing6374]

Everyone: **runs and scream** Polnareff: ♿

[@puturere]

Polnareff part5

[@darkdragoonx7763]

*bruh*

[@carlacaribe]

That bullshit hits harder than natsuki's dad

[@timtan852]

also polnareff: *reacts to seeing Diavolo*

[@revontheus4741]

🐢

[@isaacintriago8431]

This AU is perfect, all crusaders surviving, Jonathan's head in Dio's coffin, and yes..... Joseph crashing every car

[@rcanims7121]

Real

[@xaturowlet7346]

Ah yes, Polrowlet I'm Xatu Rowlet Perfection

[@isaacintriago8431]

@@xaturowlet7346 Ah, I see you are a man of culture friend 😌

[@nguyentanphat7tc324]

diavolo is here, and he died during the building of jonathan's body, this is canon

[@jonquilgemstone]

Except Dio was probably nicer in this version, since he saved JoJo instead of just himself. And then spent 100 years with no one to talk to but JoJo. So they killed nice Dio. XD

[@joelsasmad]

I always kinda wondered what Dio would have done with his head. He feels like the type that would absolutely have Jonathan's skull around somewhere.

[@fullmetalbleachnote]

He ate it bruh

[@Ohyeahitsnotme]

he probably got rid of it

[@a.dennis4835]

According to "Jorge Joestar", Erina found and kept it.

[@joshlambert2756]

Maybe he used Johnathan's skull to evolve his stand

[@tgatt5759]

​@@a.dennis4835 source? Because this is literally the first I've heard of that happening.

[@KM-hv1jg]

All joking aside, Jonathan coming back with a sick robot body would be REALLY COOL.

[@judythompson479]

Stroheim: I'm so proud of him *tears of joy*

[@JocaPlays87]

@GameMasterGarav i like to imagine that it broke when the plane crashed and they just didnt think it was important enough to ask for replacements

[@farmermaggot992]

What will you do if you were about to fight a vampire that burn in sunlight? A. Go in like a gangster and beat him to death with your fist B. Bring UV light with you

[@u53r12]

@@farmermaggot992 C. Become a donut

[@balokrumput9074]

@GameMasterGarav polnareff just founds out vanilla ice is a vampire after avdol and iggy died, but for dio i guess its just for the plot

[@balokrumput9074]

@@u53r12 kakyoin: *spams C*

[@plantenpo7119]

This is canon since Diavolo died

[@funnyvalentine1500]

Hey Pol, how was it in France?

[@plantenpo7119]

@@funnyvalentine1500 it's great Jotaro but I'm actually in Italy for planning to build Polnareffland

[@funnyvalentine1500]

@@plantenpo7119 That's good, I'll probably travel there but I have to go to Florida because Jolyne is in jail 😕

[@plantenpo7119]

@@funnyvalentine1500she is alright ?

[@funnyvalentine1500]

@@plantenpo7119 I don't know, so far I haven't talked to her or her mother

[@ceroqt1984]

Its kinda fun the fact that after all the years, Jonathan's head still young, but Joseph, who is his grandson actually became old

[@JoestarKuim1]

Polnareff seems to be the only one who seems surprised by all the disaster that happens in front of his eyes, and that at the same time he seems to be scared to see Diavolo really explains a lot. And then Polnareff leaves in a wheelchair LOL.

[@ytwhattup6128]

I like how even the scientists are like "No way, they found Jonathan's head!!"

[@guysidontknowhowtowritehel1220]

I guess it makes sense that the Speedwagon foundation scientists would know who Jonathan is considering that Speedwagon probably wrote about him on his journal or something

[@Dragon-gi5ld]

either way that head is like from like 100 years ago soo yeah

[@HeroOfLogic]

THE SPEEDWAGON PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED

[@omarbrown3760]

I really had the with the head "What that mouth do bro" feeling tbh

[@user-xd1nr7zc7s]

なにこれぇ

[@kashmello]

I love how Jonathan’s attitude goes so quickly from “Hooray, I’ve been rescued!” to “I’m determined to die and I’m taking all of you with me.”

[@canadianfreak]

KAMIKAZE

[@spiritpog5227]

Mostly because I think they destroyed his normal body with dio

[@thangfahsavung9120]

"Maybe Dio was right"

[@darinbekprmanov4516]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gabirossato1089]

@@thangfahsavung9120 maybe.....

[@random-boi2000]

And till this day Joseph still can't master the art of drifting

[@absolutefoot4594]

1:25 He's just- _gnawing on it_

[@jerey6]

that small detail of diavolo being there which means this would technically be one of his deaths is awesome

[@ChaoticRed.]

Cannon

[@user-sv5vo8wt5r]

Diavolo dies in every single way so every death you imagine, its cannon

[@SellerOfFruit]

@@user-sv5vo8wt5r dying by getting poked by a needle seems horrible

[@DeadA4]

That's kars

[@godrattata1928]

@@user-sv5vo8wt5r Dying by stepping on a lego seems painful.

[@doomtoast8520]

A robo-Jonathan head fighting Jotaro over a cigarette feels like something that would actually happen in the manga

[@RafcioPafcio]

The survivor stand impact

[@theultimatememelord5494]

Jonathan's ok with smoking since he's from the 1800's, he was just angry at Jotaro for chewing his instead of smoking it.

[@Burak-gg4qv]

​@@RafcioPafcio1:11 have cannon event

[@PikachuLittle]

@@theultimatememelord5494 honestly I think the problem is that Jotaro is smoking a cigarette. Back in those days cigarettes were considered low class and trashy. True gentlemen smoke pipes

[@Hans172.]

​@@PikachuLittle"no grandchildren of my will smoke something that isn't a pipe"

[@ThePuff18]

First: Young Joseph exclusively drifting is absolutely cannon. Second: Johnathan would NEVER be angry at someone defeating DIO

[@muipotato1027]

They burnt his body.

[@mrchubzdathird5449]

Well I meannnnnnn Dio did some wild things with his body 😳 so Idk if you would still want that probably has herpes and every disease from s*x known and unknown to man 💀

[@buddanger446]

This video may have been only 2 minutes and 17 seconds long, but I swear to God, and this isn't even a joke, it felt like an entire episode. I completely forgot what I was doing after I done watching this.

[@candycane1744]

Jotaro: *throws the first punch* Jonathan: o__o *takes out belt*

[@Bravoanim]

Just like my childhood

[@Chill_Human77]

Technically Jonathan is the strongest Joestar

[@sus3056]

@@Chill_Human77 cap

[@sus3056]

@@Chill_Human77 Jonathan is the strongest joestar with no stand

[@IEatPork]

@@Chill_Human77 i mean he created a bloodline of buff chad with muscles and a grandson who could KILL aztecs god and a great grandson who killed a 100 years old vampire also he techically created giorno too since it was jonathan's body so without jonathan that means no joestar so jonathan is kind of the best jojo and the best joestar.

[@dubstepbeecorsi6892]

the fact theres mostly no sound effects just the music going along with the madness perfection

[@burning___]

2:00 there are landing sounds

[@zefzaf.j902]

@@burning___ “mostly”

[@death7863]

true

[@juditbaroti2215]

How did this guy predict that the Cotton Eye joe song will become popural 💀

[@androidthighs85]

Wdym its always been popular bro

[@juice_journess]

1:18 German science is the best!

[@SethEdwards-or3jo]

BUUUUURRRRRRRAAAAKKAAAAMONNOOOGAAAAAA

[@masterxl97]

I fully believe that Jonathan and Jotaro WOULD end up fighting because Jonathan is a perfect gentleman and Jotaro is the kind of ruffian who leaves restaurants without paying if he doesn’t like the food.

[@ChadBenjamin]

Nah, their interactions in Eyes of Heaven show that they would get along. Jonathan is not judgmental at all, and Jotaro has a lot of respect for Jonathan.

[@Lifelsfullofsurprises]

Both comments make perfect sense, either way it goes I’m all for it

[@aaronmobile243]

I mean yeah but i feel like jonathan would be proud of his great grandson after part 3. Man ends up having a stand but still gets an education in marine life/biology and also continues his bloodline just not with the last name joestar cuz of holly

[@kmlato19999]

@@aaronmobile243 you can still be apart of a family/bloodline even if you have a different last name lmfao

[@mythilinarla1969]

George Joestar I looking at your comment and begins gentlemanly swearing at you for saying his son is a gentleman.

[@decept1onn]

1:10 I like it how Polnareff was just looking around until Diavolo got into the screen lol

[@noobistrapped7097]

Wtf did I just noticed that

[@MB-fx6vb]

Polnareff also looses his legs at 1:45 which polnareff loosing his legs is part of his backstory of meeting diavolo

[@8footspidercrab]

@@MB-fx6vb now thats attention to detail

[@thesticksninja9092]

Now josuke can heal his leg cuz joseph still cheats.....right?

[@noleggin3239]

And he looks like "what the!?"

[@kekyointheshitpostingfool7959]

Damn. Poor Jonathan getting to see his family then getting the shit scared out of him with his grandsons driving. He's lucky they weren't in a plane!

[@Sithi_vpered]

The underrated masterpiece of the entire Joe Joe community 2 minutes and 17 seconds of the absolute power of SFM animation It deserves a trillion views!

[@kdgmr97]

Now we need a parody of cotton eye Joe That recaps all of part one. Call it cotton eye JoJo

[@1killtristan337]

Cotton eye jojo , that's a good idea !

[@farij_the_black_wolf]

Cotton eye joestar

[@oisinlynch8427]

@@1killtristan337 so why did Jonathan decide to kill jotaro?

[@Bravoanim]

@@oisinlynch8427 idk

[@-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-2]

@@oisinlynch8427c i g g i e

[@Shiftshapercat]

You know, it makes perfect sense that Johnathan would still be able to use Hamon. With a metal body, he doesn't need to breath, therefore he has InFiNiTe LuNg CaPaCiTy

[@user-ib1yw8uh2h]

yes

[@Nombrenooriginal]

How?

[@justinweber4977]

@@Nombrenooriginal Its simple. His neck and esophagus no longer leads to lungs. He can "breath" because he's still moving air, but he has no limits to breathing now because he has no lungs.

[@Nombrenooriginal]

@@justinweber4977 oh

[@justinweber4977]

@@Nombrenooriginal Yeah, I'm happy I was able to BS that answer so quickly.

[@user-wb4sd1cl3z]

クオリティが高いわけじゃ無いがなんか好きになるんだよな。

[@no_soul647]

真実

[@thatidiotoverthere6311]

How convenient that a video using this song comes up just about now.

[@scemer4926]

Ayoo fr

[@user-mg4cb8jh1e]

It came out in 1994

[@spaceonisorceress4406]

I love how everything in this is lore-plausible. Especially all the crap Joseph's car goes through.

[@HabitualThinker]

It would make Jonathan a vampire though..

[@spacial1857]

Is it lore, you saw diavolo dies here

[@spaceonisorceress4406]

@@spacial1857 fair enough!

[@Spatterdock]

Lord Kars in the back window 🌠

[@karraperry7123]

Yep

[@ivaxian]

I can imagine Dio talking to Jonathan with long conversations like: "You know, you're descendants are a bunch of nuiscenes." "You almost killed me and put me in a glass jar and kept me in that coffin for 100 years!" "Fair point."

[@alreadynestedhumanwine]

You are descendants

[@WhatTheHellBruh_]

Dio then proceeded to make 4 more lmao

[@legs9086]

"Kill me" "Later"

[@supermonkey7790]

NANI

[@johnnyjoestar850]

@@legs9086 LMAOOO

[@ZyphonEdits]

I love how at 1:11 only Polnareff looks at diavolo floating because he's the only one that's seen him.

[@blackrosegodessD4C]

Really good animation and all but nobody is seriously NOT gonna mention how freaking adorable Jotaro looks at 0:07?

[@emimimix]

Jonathan being upset with Jotaro is the amount of wholesomeness we didn’t know we needed

[@josheaster1547]

Jonathan smoked a pipe in the manga

[@feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331]

@@josheaster1547 I haven’t read the manga but are you sure it wasn’t a bubble pipe?

[@sekoudiallo8474]

​@@feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331nope a real one

[@Ottomancat5256]

666'th like

[@hididdlyhodiddly6019]

I love how you threw Diavolo in just to be 100% sure that this is canon.

[@aaronmobile243]

Yeah which is why polnareff wheeled out with a chair

[@Burak-gg4qv]

​@@aaronmobile243every people look Jonathan Polnaref:DİAVOLOOO

[@dubitataugustinus]

Your videos are some of my favorite JJBA content out there. Thank you for making us smile!!!

[@aoheta]

クレイジーすぎて好き

[@huwutao8726]

Ok

[@IllusionMaster17]

Jonathan has seen a lot of sh*t of the new century. But still is wholesome to see him alive at least.

[@holyspirit2233]

When Jonathan Joestar was experiencing the best of _German Engineering_

[@soheilrhnvrd965]

true

[@zawarudogaming3961]

SEKAI ICHI

[@adamcovey7887]

I heard somebody say it's the greatest in the world I just can't remember who

[@EliteGiornoGiovanna20238]

Before nugget meme exist

[@Charduza]

Og cotton eye joe

[@user-tm2dx7nh8k]

0:12 背景オルガが死んだ所で草

[@WeAreTheDraiken]

You know I never thought about the fact that Joseph could have beaten dio easily if he just equipped the team with UV lights from part 2 in a torchlight form.

[@damian22x38]

Couldn't Dio just stop time and run away or just lessen their number tho he also had like 30 knives in his pocket so idk if it would be that effective

[@WeAreTheDraiken]

@@damian22x38 Nah , theres a cool down to time stop , and they didn't just straight up fight dio , plus your forgetting how smart Joseph and Jotaro are , as I don't think Joseph would allow a UV torch to be easily breakable by knives. They could also shine the light out at the distance outside his 10meter time stop range , or Joseph could have shined it on dio when he was running away, which would have atleast kept dio from drinking his blood. I mean just think about it , when they busted a hole in dio's house so the sun would shine , Dio didn't stop time to stop the wall breaking , but just ran, which means he can't affect something outside his range , so thats all they'd have to do.

[@lordchapelseed791]

I don't think UV lights were a thing in the late 80s. At least not commercially

[@WeAreTheDraiken]

@@lordchapelseed791 dude didn't you watch part 2 , the Nazi's had UV lights , like mad. Plus I doubt in the 80s let alone today , you will find commercial cyborg hands , yet Joseph has one.

[@8footspidercrab]

@@WeAreTheDraiken we have fully fleged arms that work by brain wave although they are new

[@greencupstudio9437]

Fun fact: in the manga, Jonathan is shown secretly smoking so he probably wouldn't have any problem with Jotaro doing so

[@godsrestlesswrath]

Why would he have a problem? Back then smoking wasn't considered bad.

[@aplant179]

@@godsrestlesswrath Hed probably think it was ungentlemanly or something

[@greencupstudio9437]

@@godsrestlesswrath Probably, but he and his friends still did it in secret like if they were afraid to get busted

[@Cr0wM0ther]

@@Ivytheherbert No why!! 💀😂

[@sonpanchan]

Not just that he was a 12 year old kid smoking a pipe and he asks the other boys if they want to smoke with him in secret. It implied Jonathan stole his dad's pipe. Too bad the anime skipped this (and other parts that really humanized Jonathan).

[@karina_sama6723]

Summer: asks quickly and boringly Fifteen minute break:

[@user-tq6er2pi4e]

音楽が癖になって何回も流れてくるww

[@user-vv1no9tx8w]

それなｗ

[@evava5245]

I like how Jonathan looks younger than all of them even though he’s older than all of them..

[@johnbennett951]

woah I never realized that

[@thornet6925]

He’s a vampire

[@michealvoorhees7621]

@@thornet6925 no he is not

[@thornet6925]

@@michealvoorhees7621 in this video he is that’s why he’s surviving without a body

[@michealvoorhees7621]

@@thornet6925 oh ok

[@Cragmortis]

Jonathan: WHY IS MY GREAT GRANDSON SMOKING AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE!? THIS IS UNACCETABLE BEHAVIOR!

[@yourmonke4223]

In the manga jonathan smoked a pipe a 12 lol

[@Ky8_]

@@yourmonke4223 pipes fine it’s just cigs that are bad

[@Kujo_Cuh]

Yare yare

[@FatalKitsune]

"They find Jonathan's head and the Speedwagon Foundation builds him a robot body" is the kind of thing I could see actually happening.

[@nikokato2912]

Just realized Joseph could have brought an UV light with himself

[@pyrojack8230]

That really begs the question, if we had UV lamps that could stop the pillar men in the 30s, why haven't the Speedwagon Foundation mass produce that shit ASAP after they found out DIO was alive?

[@w232mate]

good question, this is because plot exist

[@muhammadnazhiefarianda2959]

Yeah, why tho? with their resources, they could just build up a sun grenade.

[@flying_Night_slasher]

@@muhammadnazhiefarianda2959 "Ready to engage VATS"

[@jonquilgemstone]

@@muhammadnazhiefarianda2959 Motion-activated glow-egg. Chuck it at Dio, and it lights up on its own. Also, it changes color.

[@catking7901]

Araki forgot

[@toragon2736]

This is even more wholesome than when Jonathan was alive 😂😂😂😂😂 (Edit:- lol this is my first edit of my life thank you for the likes this is how it feels to get likes lol )

[@vikordszarcus227..]

Ye cuz he DIED on boat

[@Bois948]

@@vikordszarcus227.. And becomes skull

[@The_Blue_Otaku]

Bruh imagen if Jonathan was alive as a head in a jar futurama style

[@footdablit6302]

This should be in a try not to laugh

[@chaosdirge4906]

@@The_Blue_Otaku would his stand be the same one as the one he has in the alternat universe?

[@Maks-mc2yh]

Who knew that the motive of this song would be associated with singing nuggets, and not with this masterpiece...

[@basketbomberslackingson4417]

Speedrunning your favorite story game and finding out there was some cool hidden shit in it just because the devs knew you would pull that shit.

[@jatlinwright9004]

I love how Polneraff just comes out of the room in a wheelchair even tho he hasn’t met Diavolo yet.

[@harrycordon6243]

He did very briefly with the scientists

[@aaronmobile243]

Diavolo flew across the room while they were getting jonathan a body

[@tranqle73]

Diavolo skipped past the moment he crippled Polnareff.

[@Ottomancat5256]

1:05 Polnareff's reaction tells everything

[@user-mp2wp5yr6b]

この引き込まれるようなスピード感と圧倒的編集力ッ！！新手のスタンド使いかッ！！

[@philipbudihard9391]

Goodness gracious, hearing this song after all the memes is bonkers

[@DaRealMrGun]

yeah

[@jonquilgemstone]

I like how, if this happened, it would've meant Dio deliberately kept Johnathan alive and put his head in his old head-case. Then they spent 100 years with nobody but each other for company. This would imply Dio had a last-minute change of heart and took JoJo's body to save both of them, since Jojo was unconscious and Dio needed to get them into the secret compartment. Edit: In other words, they killed a nice version of Dio.

[@foldabotZ]

So he kept him in a fridge like TF2 Medic?

[@jonquilgemstone]

@@foldabotZ Yep

[@mr.trophy0912]

Lol

[@duncangaming4165]

"Nice"

[@darrylferguson3622]

I wouldn't say "Nice", more like "selectively nice". If you aren't Jonathan, Pucci, or Giorno's mom then he would have no issue killing you

[@readyup9770]

I would pay so much money to get a spin-off series of all the crusaders going around the world solving mysteries Scooby-doo style

[@uleyandlls3751]

Same

[@Dinne.]

Yes

[@2qup2]

Thats just part 4

[@Nurjahanyearsago]

Man poor kars freezed body drifting through space in the background 💀💀💀

[@yicongfang8435]

The amounts of jojo references in this jojo video is surprising (kars' body etc.)

[@CheerUpCrewcut]

Diavolo flying by when the scientists were building Jonathan's new body got me, this was excellent, great stuff.

[@djmarsone5209]

😁😂👍

[@KevinWalsh.]

As was Polnareff being the only one to take notice of him.

[@Moi-gk3yh]

Imagine if he still could use hamon how overpowered he would be

[@8footspidercrab]

He has a mouth so mabey

[@OjamaIndigo]

@@8footspidercrab lungs are vital to hamon users

[@8footspidercrab]

@@OjamaIndigo and oxygen is vital fir the brain your point

[@Johsther]

@@8footspidercrab it's a meme

[@playuriou9645]

its a meme but yeah he cant use hamon unless they make artifical lungs which he doesnt need considering the fact that hes literally alive with just his head.

[@user-rm4wu1sc7d]

Когда с друзьями пошёл за тем самым больным другом, который выздоровел

[@hkn9723]

I just noticed the detail of Polnareff staring at Diavolo while everyone else ignores him.

[@neitoroxviii7856]

1:13 "And with the German engineering, we're excited to present to you... JONATHRON JOESTAAAAR!!!!!"

[@littleratman2399]

German engineering

[@vicktoru]

1:30 cyber Jonathan he does not accept that his descendants smoke!

[@scarymonstaz1413]

he barely smoking lol he legit chewing it

[@lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773]

He did smoke in the manga.

[@salmon_lamb0]

@@lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773 He smoked a pipe, not a cigarette. I guess he sees pipes as acceptable but cigarettes as an abominable sin.

[@lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773]

@@salmon_lamb0 Kek, deathsticks strike again.

[@mr.trophy0912]

Lol

[@GPM3]

seeing the meme this is the first thing i remembered

[@lynx334]

Brooo this song now vs then

[@XSharaxGaming]

All Jonathan wanted is a healthy grand grand son

[@rua0933]

grand grand grand

[@genghiskhan5701]

Hope he doesn't see his daughter in law

[@Burak-gg4qv]

​@@genghiskhan5701hope he doesnt see me im johhny joestar

[@Easmodx]

0:31 You can tell Joseph is saying oh my god. That's perfect.

[@youraveragemachine1013]

I love how quickly his expression upon discovering that his body got burned to crisp along with dio lmao

[@bread_guy]

I've watched this about 10-20 times now, and I just noticed the little detail of Polnareff reacting to Diavolo showing up

[@TerribleVA]

I love how Kars didn't look like he struggled while freezing, he looked like he was mildly disappointed and huddled himself up

[@VERGILGASM]

Where tf was Kars

[@TerribleVA]

@@VERGILGASM 0:13 background

[@Hambs23]

I like how Jotaro's battle cry is just "Doggo! Doggo! Doggo!" ド = Do ゴ = Go

[@8footspidercrab]

He loves dogs so much it's his battle cry

[@LORDOLIK]

3 years ago: omg it’s legend song! Now: COWBOY NUGGETS

[@TheOnePieceIsFakeSoCryAboutIt]

Then he pulls out a sandwich and everyone realize he was a heavy main all this time.

[@user-jr9tr28]

I really wish something like this happened, but instead... When it was day time dio was sleeping in a coffin, Joseph, Polnareff, kakyoin, and jotaro carries it outside and dances and opens it and dio burns alive while they see jonathans head in it and they get it, they go to space and get kars body for jonathan and bam hes OP now and alive aswell

[@toragon2736]

Not baddo I love this plot as well 😂😂😂 Well in the end of the video Jonathan body exploded anyways so we can do your story as well XD

[@alucaardius]

at this point, this seems a legit jojo plot

[@toazethegecko]

Considering how far Kars has gone floating

[@colk5373]

the ultimate hamon user

[@arashihikari4664]

they can't get kars' body because he's technically still alive because he can't die

[@nikoxykittehs]

1:12 Everyone else: _Gasp_ Kakyoin: *He saw something he shouldn't have seen*

[@masonnz]

He seen a random moment from Part 6

[@chunta957]

Polnareff: wait a sec, ayin't it that one f*cker from Italy?

[@coolbaldi9394]

Jotaro: Singing song

[@McChanTheCuteSheepie]

Help They have me at gunpoint

[@aubergineman1639]

But for Joseph nothing new, his ally was a German cyborg from which there was also nothing left but a head.

[@user-pd9pw1qs3g]

Finally after a zillion years i found this pearl again

[@jessicafross1773]

Stardust crusaders episode 25 is looking good.

[@LVMR14]

What is funny is that it could easily be a real episode of the series.

[@Chickenbro69]

0:20 if Joseph was smarter

[@tommasoconte72]

This is so accurate, like, it's way more accurate than the anime. Finally we have a true JoJo manga to animation!!

[@seekingabsolution1907]

Josuke Higashikata could 1 shot part 3 Dio by simply reverting his stolen body to Johnathan. On that note why in this did they not bring the disembodied but still living head of jojo to josuke to restore him to bodily form.

[@orrinc2404]

"All dreams have meaning" My Dreams:

[@technicrain0]

Good Dream you got. Im jealous

[@urtooslow4415]

Yeah same

[@Bravoanim]

My dreams is if s**tpostbot 90000 randomly generated something

[@cobnation2711]

@@technicrain0 Your hair sucks

[@technicrain0]

@@cobnation2711 DORARARARARARARARRARARARA

[@GrokeytheHunter]

Honestly this adventure seems pretty damn bizarre

[@lubu682]

it has a f e w bizarre scenes

[@madmanwithterriblespelling7558]

What are you talking about this is jojo normal adventure

[@ladislavbogicevic7910]

I have watched this video 100 times already! Brilliant thing! Thank you!

[@user-jd1jd9vt1q]

This video came out 3 years ago, and the song only became popular now...😂

[@allforone4184]

0:48 *And this is the reason why Kars hate Joseph Joestar*

[@Forestdude-be6ud]

Love that I'm not the only one who thought part 2 tech could have easily solved part 3. Like, give everyone a UV lamp and learn basic Hamon. Heck, put little laser pointers in Joseph's hand.

[@Bubbble_Bear]

tbf DIO's smart and cautious enough to just run, the crusaders needed to be vulnerable enough for him to consider confronting them personally

[@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate]

It was nazi tech and the Speedwagon foundation needed to beat some very damning allegations so they couldn't keep using the tech

[@JesseTheCatLover]

good point!

[@anti-spiral6258]

3 Years Later Theres A Meme Of This Song Now 💀💀💀💀💀💀 0:00

[@DylanGamer08]

notice how diavolo flew across the screen, if he died, it means it's canon

[@kaeisaaar]

This is definitely what I dreamt the last two months after binge watching Jojo

[@kindadumb916]

I find it kinda wholesome that Dio wanted to keep Jonathan alive

[@paaji2]

He got sad when he realized Jonathan was dead at the end of part 1.

[@Cucumber_total_base_stats_680]

冒険も何もあったもんじゃない。 とりあえず紫外線照射装置が強すぎる

[@Prosto.shush11]

Видио выпустили в 2021 году : Трек который расфорсился в 2024

[@AdVlentiy]

трек выпустили когда тебя в планах не было эмм

[@user-mg4cb8jh1e]

the track released in 1994

[@hajime_am1]

I love how even Jonathan himself is confused lol. Might be topic but Old Jonathan would be so cool with his stand and hamon tho.

[@theonetruefusion8533]

hermit purple is josephs stand?

[@hajime_am1]

@@theonetruefusion8533 I'm not really sure myself, but I think someone said that stands are technically hamon, idk

[@theonetruefusion8533]

well they aren't

[@vmog5414]

I think he will get a stand similar to jotaro

[@hajime_am1]

according to someone's theory, hermit purple was supposed to be his stand if he didn't die

[@toragon2736]

1:50 those expressions are so sexy 😂😁

[@KoroPSI]

I know!

[@noobistrapped7097]

Ikr

[@mr.trophy0912]

Lol

[@lubu682]

jesus jesse, who the f*ck starts a conversation like that, I just sat down!

[@Monkey_D_Luffy653]

the fact that jonathan could see star platinum confirms that he has ben a stand user this whole time

[@KaruSnep]

Moreso the fact his original body has a stand (the hermit purple dio used)

[@MomoSquid2006]

"Every dream has a meaning" The dream: