Achtung Baby - Stand Sound Profiles

[@roriksavant]

I can't believe they brought back Vanilla Ice as a baby

[@yhwach_official5055]

Picture this *BABY PLATINUM* 50% size 100% ORA'S

[@H7tz0]

0:12 right?

[@miojogamereviews7099]

Thats actually Lisa Lisa 2.0

[@robertlupa8273]

Don't you mean... ICE ICE BABY

[@Kizuki_UrMom]

@yoshibius *You’re right*

[@onlycoIlect]

Theres nothing much to see here, really. That development potential tho.

[@pyromaniac2104]

Nothing to see? :)

[@magnoliaeclair7822]

wish we could see Shizuka Joestar grow up

[@kito5328]

I would have loved a part with her as the protagonist, she has an amazing stand ability and it would make really epic scenes

[@frednogueira5155]

If first JoJo universe still existed, I think we could see her as a protagonist

[@astroboi7908]

Part 9 intensifies

[@BJ18J09]

Shjo hmmmmm...

[@chasejayjay0197]

@@kito5328 she can only make stuff invisible whats so good about that?

[@wafflingon2651]

I like to imagine that a more developed Achtung Baby could make things invisible to specific people rather than everyone, so that Shizuka could, for example, make a wall invisible only to her to look through it.

[@vcsa681]

If kakyoin was in part 4,he would have several flashbacks with this kid

[@smokeybrown1168]

You mean polnareff

[@evalorerockwell7071]

@@smokeybrown1168 what? polnareff isn't in diamond is unbreakable dumbass...

[@ElKiras]

BABY STAND

[@vcsa681]

@@smokeybrown1168Eh...no

[@vcsa681]

@@evalorerockwell7071 Kakyoin also isn't Did you read my comment?

[@joaoviktor992]

The next stand profile should be of Death 13. So its like a baby trilogy.

[@cesargabrielfuentesargando4581]

White album: no lol

[@jojosbizarresounddesign6639]

I'll be getting back to some of the more highly requested stuff soon! Just been kinda busy lately + wanted to avoid burnout.

[@man-wr8yl]

0:11 so its the same type of stand as cream

[@insidiouspancake5590]

Imagine how much that would suck though, Joseph’s just holding the baby then his last living hand gets obliterated

[@deeppressed3783]

@@insidiouspancake5590 even just seeing it become invisible would bring back trauma to Polnareff. lol

[@Lodac1977]

That’s just cream but doesn’t kill it

[@zaqareemalcolm]

Agent A they’re only invisible, they still exist lol

[@LarsTonguesInAspix]

Random reminder that a baby had more fighting spirit than Holly

[@LarsTonguesInAspix]

@@alfredjamesdanielsiii8025 is that why you neglected Joylne?

[@CrustyFox87]

2 babies actually

[@malcolmlloydandrileyproduc6451]

@@CrustyFox87 3

[@CrustyFox87]

@@malcolmlloydandrileyproduc6451 I remember Shizuka and Mannish Boy, who's the 3rd one again?

[@malcolmlloydandrileyproduc6451]

@@CrustyFox87 green baby

[@literallylia03]

And thus, Joseph's adopted baby became Jotaro's very very young aunt

[@31oannamphong66]

Jotaro: fk it old man, the family tree is already messed up, i don't need you to make it worse!

[@deeppressed3783]

@@31oannamphong66 Actually, Joseph did big part of the work on messing up the family tree lmao

[@gearthehuman2115]

@@deeppressed3783 don't forget about Dio as well.

[@reddragon8488]

Jolyne: why the hell are my grandparents so young?

[@namelessshadow7748]

Baby.. stando? Baby.... STANDO?

[@matthewlu2644]

Stand Name: Achtung Baby (Romanized Name: Akuton Beibī) Stand User: Shizuka Joestar (Romanized Name: Shizuka Jōsutā) Namesake: Achtung Baby album by U2 Stand Type: Range Irrelevant, Integrated, Phenomenon Stand Stats - Very Poor Destructive Power: E Very Poor Speed: E Range (None): ∅ Very Good Stamina: A Very Poor Precision: E Very Good Development Potential: A Ability: Invisibility

[@ELCarnerojrLFDO]

omg in 2021 she well have 22 years old, that means... I CAN DESTROY HER WITH ZA WARUDO OVER HEAVEN!!

[@vcsa681]

The hand requiem

[@gokusolos7370]

Cream

[@stevepensando2593]

Nah, Cream is Achtung Baby Requiem

[@owlchris98]

But things don't disappear, they are still there but you can't see them

[@AloisAgos]

Kinda hoping Araki revisits Shizuka Joestar at some point for the next non-spinoff Jojo series. I can imagine her as an adult having her own sort of bizarre adventure involving tracing her true lineage and why she was abandoned in Morio with no parents to speak of. Her ability to make herself or other objects invisible has a lot of potential for strategic mind games in battle. Heck, they could even give her a deus ex machine upgrade to her stand to give the usual rapid-fire punches we are used to. I even thought up a cool new name for it: "Invisibo" ~_^ I kinda brainstormed an idea where she discovers she's the result of an experiment done by a splinter branch of the Japanese military where they were trying to genetically engineer stand-users to create super soldiers to overthrow the Japanese government and subsequently take over the world. With no means to prove the conspiracy beyond being a weird military project (Every country has those) Shizuka enlists in the unit in order to bring down the renegade army from within. She forms a bond with several soldiers in her unit unaware of the scheme and routinely faces off against other enemy stand-users in the army who were also born with stands same as her, or artificial stand-users who were given stands through military experiments.

[@ACCOUNTUNAVAILABLE7]

Shizuoka uses... *ZA HANDO SUKAI!*

[@YourLeastFavouriteCrow]

Stand user: Little Ice Stand name: Baby Cream

[@FreshlyXpyr3d]

Anything but baby cream

[@FreshlyXpyr3d]

@Brian Liu better than baby cream

[@breaks5948]

Pause at 0:05. Someone who doesnt know jojo, try to explain whats happening.

[@indoorinsanity752]

Gay dads

[@jupiter6244]

@@indoorinsanity752 oh no.....oh no no no..

[@thepoint8075]

@@indoorinsanity752 o

[@LilMearest]

AVDOL HANDS

[@demonknuckles7]

Would've been cool of it did the whole make shit invisible while it was in the water

[@antiantim5541]

It would but it would be super hard to conceptualize since sea water doesn't stay in one place and there's multiple other factors too.

[@demonknuckles7]

@@antiantim5541 true yeah

[@Nombrenooriginal]

@@antiantim5541 so water is impossible to make invisible?

[@antiantim5541]

@@Nombrenooriginal literally not what I said

[@Nombrenooriginal]

@@antiantim5541 bruh

[@charliewilson9884]

So cute

[@Qxincx]

Eyyyy that’s me

[@Rockpusher69]

the magician made the pacifier disappear. With the Whole Baby

[@Isabella-si1jl]

She is so cute I'd like to know what happened to her

[@theworld3506]

Just imagine that name will change into achung minen

[@zachp8163]

Jotaro: If I had a nickel for everytime I met a baby stand user I'd have one- what do you mean I'd have two nickels?

[@stomachacid7969]

Shes just a babby :)

[@ComicallyWeirdJotaro]

So it’s a delusional cream?

[@SalmonBucket]

Your baby is invisible, use flex tape. Don't worry about his stand skill, not even stand can work on flex tape

[@jnb_110]

Nothing can beat flex tape *Except THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!*

[@DragonGold121.]

The orb stand and a baby stand

[@KaushalAjgaonkar]

rissoto be like: so its the same type of stand as mettalica

[@infamous9622]

"I vanilla ice had a baby with dio"

[@VariouslyCommon]

isn't that just Cream?

[@SalmonBucket]

Use flex tape, now enemy stand can't come out of they body

[@jnb_110]

*THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!* _You fell for it, fool!!_

[@ArtMuxomor]

Seriously? Only 16 seconds?

[@SaiKisaragi]

It only makes that sound like 7 times~

[@jnb_110]

The description said it all

[@user-pz4ix2vc3d]

so its the same type of stand as avdul

[@slickbroly]

Her name is Shizuka Joestar: that would be for JoJo Part 9

[@xfbifxzk5916]

baby....stando...?

[@WalterUndergo]

WHAT IF POLAREFF WAS IN PART 4.

[@dmsbhs5143]

He'll have ptsd.

[@CrustyFox87]

Lol there’s a fan comic about Polnareff living in Morioh and Jotaro shows him around

[@WalterUndergo]

@@CrustyFox87 Imagine him meeting Achtung Baby.

[@CrustyFox87]

@@WalterUndergo oh boy

[@Supafazydon]

Kyo! kyo!

[@Namjusap]

BABY LISA LISAAAA

[@scp-xo7ss]

Cream

[@md2en_x]

Who is that baby I know that baby is with Joseph

[@kyle91____________]

Shizuka Joestar

[@五条勝-f2s]

将来変態になったら大変だぞこりゃあ

[@シンイチ3]

syamu-game

[@yourhostrobelu7070]

/achtung means attencion or somthing ,my english is really bad:( /

[@thepoint8075]

A sos español?

[@yourhostrobelu7070]

@@thepoint8075 Sis :)

[@kingucrimson5101]

BABY STANDO 0:01

[@mod9648]

Lol video is going 15 sec.

[@jes92683]

*sound virtous pope*

[@atom2865real]

baby stando

[@isceyarhaiszenl.pascua4252]

Shizuka joestar

[@randomperson-vv5oq]

Baby stando

[@gadeynegregory2040]

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