JOKE: Crafty Old Man Tricks Woman

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Mike and Joelle

Mike and Joelle

5 ай бұрын

Joke about a women who gets a facelift and asks random people how old she is.
Thanks for watching our videos.
Mike and Joelle
#couplecomedy #husbandandwife #funnycouple #marriedlife #mikeandjoelle #boxingalleymike #marriagehumour #relationshiphumor #blindreaction #relateablecomedy

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@harlenburke8535
@harlenburke8535 5 ай бұрын
With age comes wisdom. And the appreciation of younger thangs !!!
@JohnMoore-xf5wy
@JohnMoore-xf5wy 5 ай бұрын
Old age and treachery overcomes youth and inexperience almost every time!
@howlinhobbit
@howlinhobbit 3 ай бұрын
I’ve always heard that as “Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill every time.”
@JohnMoore-xf5wy
@JohnMoore-xf5wy 3 ай бұрын
@@howlinhobbit Same thing.🙄
@howlinhobbit
@howlinhobbit 3 ай бұрын
@@JohnMoore-xf5wy pretty much so, yeah. it’s just that age 65 I prefer *every* time over almost every time. 😁
@JohnMoore-xf5wy
@JohnMoore-xf5wy 3 ай бұрын
@@howlinhobbit Me, too! I'm 81. 😂
@jacobmcandles1745
@jacobmcandles1745 2 ай бұрын
I heard it as youth and exuberance.
@bryanwhited5474
@bryanwhited5474 5 ай бұрын
Dirty old man? Yes! But he asked and she said ok. No harm, no foul?
@mikeandjoelle.
@mikeandjoelle. 5 ай бұрын
💯
@ahthisisgood
@ahthisisgood 4 ай бұрын
The pipes may not work, but the furnace still has a flame. 👍
@rohitparikh8132
@rohitparikh8132 2 ай бұрын
It is furnaces like that one which are causing global warming! 🙂
@murielsmith8922
@murielsmith8922 5 ай бұрын
Damn near choked over that one.
@georgevangordon9728
@georgevangordon9728 5 ай бұрын
With age comes wisdom 😂
@happyninja42
@happyninja42 5 ай бұрын
and sexual assault
@davidbentley7198
@davidbentley7198 4 ай бұрын
@@happyninja42 with consent
@earlmathews7742
@earlmathews7742 5 ай бұрын
That is one of the good ones
@thearch1tect249
@thearch1tect249 5 ай бұрын
That was BRUTAL !!
@gonzachambi3937
@gonzachambi3937 5 ай бұрын
You know I see a chance and I just take advantage 😂😂😂😂😂
@kylemagill422
@kylemagill422 5 ай бұрын
She was actually born yesterday if she believed that lol 😅
@robertmcleod3007
@robertmcleod3007 5 ай бұрын
Like the way Joelle is always working around picking up kids gear washing house worke
@dbrent4970
@dbrent4970 5 ай бұрын
Absolute winner!
@AsylumEscapade
@AsylumEscapade 5 ай бұрын
I love the pouty look.
@MarkChristopherBergeron
@MarkChristopherBergeron 5 ай бұрын
That was the best short video ever ! Lol 😂😂😂
@spitfirekid1
@spitfirekid1 5 ай бұрын
Works every time!
@jaysartori9032
@jaysartori9032 3 ай бұрын
😂Naughty!
@WilliamBugeater64Simpson
@WilliamBugeater64Simpson 5 ай бұрын
VERY Smart Gentleman 🤣👌
@thomasmcfarlane7529
@thomasmcfarlane7529 5 ай бұрын
Brilliant 😂😂
@PeterAgostiniJdcap26
@PeterAgostiniJdcap26 5 ай бұрын
lol he got you
@jacquehagan9547
@jacquehagan9547 5 ай бұрын
This is so funny 😁
@jaybennett7242
@jaybennett7242 Ай бұрын
I gotta remember that 😂
@ausratliff9571
@ausratliff9571 5 ай бұрын
Best one yet
@alanhoffman-mp2es
@alanhoffman-mp2es 5 ай бұрын
Joelle is To Funny 😅😅😅 Down to earth, And Very Lovely ❤❤❤
@orthogluchensnable6777
@orthogluchensnable6777 4 ай бұрын
Women are wonderful creatures and meant to be cherished and treated like Queens although hard at times it’s still well worth the effort my wife and I got married she was 17 I was 18 and I am 65 now couldn’t ever think of being with any other woman I to old now to change my ways 😂stay in love you to life’s a trip
@vidarmyrvold5550
@vidarmyrvold5550 5 ай бұрын
OMG Mike. 🤣🤣🤣Joelle you are almost to patient. Almost!!🤣🤣🤣Love watching all you guys are posting. ❤❤
@albieh2563
@albieh2563 5 ай бұрын
too patient....
@bavance
@bavance 14 күн бұрын
She is so cute!
@donivanpotter2762
@donivanpotter2762 5 ай бұрын
Old but Wise 🤣
@justsayinfornow5274
@justsayinfornow5274 5 ай бұрын
Smart, not dirty!! Lol!!
@grizzlystiks
@grizzlystiks 5 ай бұрын
LMAOROTF......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Ruben-xh5vs
@Ruben-xh5vs 5 ай бұрын
Funny 🤣😂😅
@rickyparrish8310
@rickyparrish8310 2 ай бұрын
Very funny he out smarted her 😮😂😂😂
@davidmuise388
@davidmuise388 5 ай бұрын
Hahahahaha one smart old man and lucky 😂😂
@busbyrobert3980
@busbyrobert3980 3 ай бұрын
Okay, okay, okay. I've watched a ton of these videos. Ms. Joelle is perfect (no discussion required here). Also, the jokes are funny, but her genuine expressions are the fuel that makes these videos worth watching. "Hey.........you're welcome".
@rla1000
@rla1000 3 ай бұрын
Gold.
@user-zn8dk1dl2z
@user-zn8dk1dl2z 5 ай бұрын
Lmao.good 1
@petervanschaack8361
@petervanschaack8361 5 ай бұрын
Roflmao that one was funny 🤣🤣
@sunilransubhe
@sunilransubhe 5 ай бұрын
Old man rocks👍
@BrianKelsay
@BrianKelsay 5 ай бұрын
Genius.
@PpEfti
@PpEfti 5 ай бұрын
At least the old man got a free feel 😮
@JohnMoore-xf5wy
@JohnMoore-xf5wy 4 ай бұрын
Inside every OLD MAN there's A YOUNG MAN fighting to get out!
@billgray1262
@billgray1262 27 күн бұрын
That was a good idea , the old man was pretty sharp
@user-ys6jg1wl7d
@user-ys6jg1wl7d 4 ай бұрын
Hilarious 😂
@richardchambers3533
@richardchambers3533 5 ай бұрын
Old Dude should have said 57. SLAP!🤣🤣
@carlbeaver7112
@carlbeaver7112 5 ай бұрын
That's what vanity will get you.
@kellychamplin1800
@kellychamplin1800 4 ай бұрын
Oh, that one was baaaad!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@arthurshingler2025
@arthurshingler2025 5 ай бұрын
Funny! I may have to start eating at McDonald's again!
@evil17
@evil17 4 ай бұрын
Good one. That’s worth a sub & like.
@mikeostrander2627
@mikeostrander2627 4 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 dirty old man still has skills
@johnavery3941
@johnavery3941 5 ай бұрын
The old ones are the best
@DavidWendorff
@DavidWendorff 5 ай бұрын
Very funny
@shartazokhan1043
@shartazokhan1043 5 ай бұрын
Sounds like an old sailor's joke.
@SnowflakeHenri1
@SnowflakeHenri1 5 ай бұрын
Roflmao 😂🤣😂❤
@fazilm1
@fazilm1 5 ай бұрын
Lol...😂😢😅
@droberts1664
@droberts1664 Ай бұрын
lol daaaamn
@pplrstrange
@pplrstrange Ай бұрын
Thanks
@stepheethee9103
@stepheethee9103 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂❤❤❤
@alexstall650
@alexstall650 5 ай бұрын
Dayum!
@keithshelley370
@keithshelley370 5 ай бұрын
She can afford to have a 10k face lift. Yet she has to wait in line for a BUS?? 🤔🤔
@wanjockey
@wanjockey 5 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@richarddifino7358
@richarddifino7358 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@brysonwood8356
@brysonwood8356 4 ай бұрын
Age and wisdom will always outdo youth and exuberance 😎
@claytonhess5512
@claytonhess5512 24 күн бұрын
He should've added "you dolt" to the end of his 'explanation'.
@jas8256
@jas8256 4 ай бұрын
I am 68 and Yes that is something we “Old” Men would do …
@errololckers
@errololckers 3 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣💕💕💕
@ThFitz
@ThFitz 5 ай бұрын
I'm 83. I had to show my driver's license once at a fast food drive thru before I could get a senior discount, about a year ago. Have gotten called 50 more than once. I don't think I look that good, but apparently some women think so.
@zukzworld
@zukzworld 3 ай бұрын
Old one tricked the young. 🤓🤓🤓✌🏾
@richardwright5648
@richardwright5648 5 ай бұрын
Good one that was funny ❤
@richardwright5648
@richardwright5648 5 ай бұрын
That was funny smart older man ♥️
@richardwright5648
@richardwright5648 5 ай бұрын
Good one ♥️
@Qusin111
@Qusin111 5 ай бұрын
wow he is good, I usually require a few things from the lady before I tell the secret.
@devillxx9612
@devillxx9612 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@dannelson99
@dannelson99 5 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@899mastermind
@899mastermind 4 ай бұрын
Dirty but smart old man. Very smart.
@spankyharland9845
@spankyharland9845 4 ай бұрын
i'll try that someday.
@marksstudio
@marksstudio 4 ай бұрын
Old men are crafty like that.
@user-yz4oe3zn8n
@user-yz4oe3zn8n 5 ай бұрын
Age is just a number you just take it one day at a time.none us are getting any youger! God bless everyone!
@davidnewton3338
@davidnewton3338 5 ай бұрын
Slow motion is attractive
@alstewart9915
@alstewart9915 5 ай бұрын
Older guys can get away with more flirting than young guys. Lol. But you should be careful what you ask for too.😅
@Brett33
@Brett33 5 ай бұрын
Smart, dirty old man .
@jrzapata7042
@jrzapata7042 5 ай бұрын
👍👍🍺🎣🏌🏼‍♂️🤣❤️🙏!
@cheryllord6137
@cheryllord6137 5 ай бұрын
Oh no
@ricochetronm5385
@ricochetronm5385 4 ай бұрын
Not dirty old man but brilliant old man😅
@tfp0052
@tfp0052 Ай бұрын
If a woman asks you, "How old do you think I am?" You always, ALWAYS, guess low! Every man knows this.
@timwicks9828
@timwicks9828 5 ай бұрын
She has $10k to spend on surgery but is taking the bus?
@robertearl963
@robertearl963 4 ай бұрын
Worse yet, she's eating McDs?
@michaelenglund
@michaelenglund 4 ай бұрын
That is why she has no money left.
@otpyrcralphpierre1742
@otpyrcralphpierre1742 5 ай бұрын
I'm an old man, but there are no bus stops in my town...😟
@eliashachem7378
@eliashachem7378 5 ай бұрын
The old man was tricky.
@richardstever3242
@richardstever3242 5 ай бұрын
You have redeemed yourself from that last horrible groaner that you fed us.
@tomvickers7745
@tomvickers7745 3 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@user-wv5rc6xu8t
@user-wv5rc6xu8t 4 ай бұрын
Ok you two are great but did you say dirty old man what kind of woman would let any man do that 😅😅
@user-mo2ps3py3e
@user-mo2ps3py3e 5 ай бұрын
DOJ ..MY DIVORCE...!!!!!!
@brianfrost4556
@brianfrost4556 5 ай бұрын
Dirty old men know all the tricks
@danfitzgerald898
@danfitzgerald898 5 ай бұрын
Joelle... I live on Cape Cod in Massachusetts. I love the videos you and your husband post! But, I have a question: In many videos I see you wearing a NY Yankees baseball cap. Are you a fan? How popular is American baseball in New Zealand?
@mikeandjoelle.
@mikeandjoelle. 5 ай бұрын
Hey Dan, Mike here. We aren’t huge fans of baseball but we just like that hats I guess 🙃.
@davidhodge3894
@davidhodge3894 5 ай бұрын
And got a sniff.
@jr7rjrudiek
@jr7rjrudiek 5 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@tommooe4524
@tommooe4524 4 ай бұрын
Good one
@aarronlane8809
@aarronlane8809 4 ай бұрын
Who's waiting until 85 to be dirty?. Not me. 😄😆🤣
@Cloxxki
@Cloxxki 5 ай бұрын
He did her a favor. Why is that so bad? If a man DOESN'T do that to his woman, her friends don't hear the end of it. The man of course not, because that would be clear communication.
@oneoldmanontheroad9034
@oneoldmanontheroad9034 5 ай бұрын
Respect your elders, you don't get old through being stupid lmao
@norm5785
@norm5785 5 ай бұрын
I got nothin...
@gwencrawford737
@gwencrawford737 3 ай бұрын
Lesson one: Don't worry what other people think about you or your looks. Lesson two: Aging is fine. We're supposed to age. We should embrace it... not run away from it. Lesson three: If some old fart looks at you, and asks permission to feel you up... smile. One... he thinks enough of you to WANT to feel you up. Two... he has enough respect for you to ask your permission. Three... if either or both of you like the experience on ANY level... there's worse ways to spend a few minutes out of one's day, so enjoy it, even if it's just to giggle at the absurdity of it all. Four... you do NOT have to say 'yes' unless you want to! Lesson four: Life was MADE to suck... but with a sense of humor, it doesn't have to suck at all. So as long as the world keeps spinning... you keep on grinning!
@davidzof
@davidzof 5 ай бұрын
Joelle actually thinks this is a true story!
@user-ni3qh4cm2v
@user-ni3qh4cm2v 5 ай бұрын
I'm younger than you
@rohitparikh8132
@rohitparikh8132 2 ай бұрын
An old man his age should have better things to do than feel up a woman's skirt. He could listen to Beethoven's Ninth symphony, or read the Upanishads, or go for a walk in nature.
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