JOKE OF THE DAY | An old Texas cowhand came riding into town... | Funny Jokes

JOKE OF THE DAY | An old Texas cowhand came riding into town... | Funny Jokes
An old Texas cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day...
The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon, as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet away.
"Howdy, stranger," said the sheriff.
"Howdy, Sheriff," said the cowboy.
The cowboy moved slowly to the back of the horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun doesn’t shine...
Then he dropped the horse’s tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the doors of the saloon.
"Hold on there, mister," said the sheriff.
"Did I just see what I think I saw?"
"I reckon you did," answered the cowboy, "I got me some powerful chapped lips."
"And does that cure them?" the sheriff asked.
"Nope," the cowboy replied...
"but it keeps me from licking them."
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