Seriously, I had to switch it off after half an hour. That's not me. I'm one of these people who'll see even bad films or books through to the end (often for no reason other than sheer bloody mindedness). What I witnessed was completely surreal. I mean, it looks a million dollars. And you could tell Joaquin - at the very least - got in great physical shape for the film. A LOT of talented and dedicated people invested time and energy into this. And yet spiritually it seemed like one giant singularity sucking everything in to leave a big fat ... nothing.