Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Beauty and the Beast, Mother's Day

There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about a statue of Beyoncé made out of cheese.
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Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Beauty and the Beast, Mother's Day- Late Night with Seth Meyers
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[@userisnamed2190]

Don't you just love it when Amber tells a dark joke and then does that maniacal, evil laugh

[@GreenDragon11]

User is Named Yes!!

[@Soymaid]

I like how you can sense and respect the anger behind it but also it's still funny.

[@geekdivaherself]

Absolutely! ... Though, I did have to think for a moment about what you meant by a "dark" joke... (I use _more elipses_ in replies to these segments...)

[@mz6470]

I do

[@melaniemurray6539]

i love it when she looks at you and waits for you to get the joke

[@machturtlepresents]

As a gay man who saw Beauty and the Beast alone, that one hit waaaaaay too close to home.

[@michaelrmurphy2734]

"Tale as old as time..."

[@kkilinahe]

As an ex-Catholic, the Vatican joke made my jaw drop.

[@themaggattack]

kate- Said the altar boy to the priest.

[@gamewiz720]

100th like

[@desrocchi]

I love Amber so much! She should have her own show!

[@GreenDragon11]

desrocchi I adore her ! She is always funny!

[@paveldrotar4493]

The voice though... it's a pity, but that voice cannot carry a show, sadly.

[@Theadambshapiro]

She is the smartest, funniest person writing for late night tv today and she should have her own show.

[@Theadambshapiro]

Now she does!

[@MorgaineRiddlePrince]

And now she has

[@zbeebs]

You can see that ending coming a mile away, and it's still funny every single time.

[@melodypond1003]

This is my favorite segment of Seth Myers' show. Why do I just look at his show and just automatically assume it will be boring? It never is.

[@ebbyc1817]

"Who Pantene?!" DIED.

[@fairlyadorablepancreas3746]

Can you please explain?😅

[@tejaswoman]

​@@fairlyadorablepancreas3746four years later and I'm still waiting for an explanation of this one

[@krisdavis9851]

@@fairlyadorablepancreas3746 I'm a straight old white guy, but my guess is that "Pantene" sounds like a name made up by an 'urban' mother. I'll see myself out now.

[@WilliamOwens-o3b]

Yes that's why it was funny to me 🤣😁 I laughed way to hard kris Davis 🎉🎉 winner

[@Norvo82]

"WHO PANTENE?!!" Heh. That made me chuckle. What a classic bit this is becoming.

[@tejaswoman]

Been looking through all the comments for somebody to explain that one. It's the only one I didn't get.

[@Nick-df4oq]

@@tejaswoman It’s a brand of hair products like shampoos and conditioners that is predominantly aimed at straight or slightly wavy hair types

[@MariaVosa]

Amber's smile can give a 1000 angels their wings

[@Naamabinaama]

Intelligent and hardworking and beautiful writers both of them deserve to come on the show along with Seth more often. Appreciate it

[@contrapasso]

Seth is the most adorable person ever

[@TuitionalBoar]

"BLACK WOMEN AND LESBIANS ARE LIARS!" gets me every time

[@justin.booth.]

I'm just waiting for the day where he accidently points to the wrong person when he delivers that line, it's bound to happen at some point XD

[@Raison_d-etre]

@@justin.booth. He switched it up in one of the clips I just saw.

[@gudldj]

so much cuteness

[@alwayssmile7494]

This is one of their best segments!

[@thatkidisweird9065]

Both of them are so GORGEOUS!!

[@pop5678eye]

It shows how this is always Seth's favorite set.

[@colinfonaas8186]

best segment on the show. they should do it more often.

[@Julie-7605]

Amber needs her own talk show ☺

[@GreenDragon11]

julie amund She needs her own comedy/talk show! She cracks me up! I especially like it when she throws her head back & laughs!

[@tejaswoman]

Now she has one!

[@felixvelariusbos]

My day is genuinely a little better whenever these segments come up. Maybe it's just me, but it always feels like a slumber party where everybody is trying to make their friends laugh.

[@julieandthebelangkas]

i like this segment pls keep it

[@jennysanchez5053]

this one was really good!

[@Zenologia4673]

This is fantastic.

[@mike0rr]

More of this segment plz

[@patricialefevre6779]

Loved this segment. Please have both of them on again with the jokes you can't tell. LMAO!

[@dontcallmelil8619]

They are sooo cute! I'm always all smiles when I watch these!!

[@stephanies5281]

Hahaha, sometimes I think the endings of these segments are the funniest part omG I can't help but laugh out loud, every time. They're all just so cute up there! I also like their chemistry - you can tell they really get along well 👌

[@jadinhanson1]

I love when KZbin suggests these even though I've already seen them all. Yes please!

[@cashadeful]

This segment gives me life! This and "Amber Says What!"

[@asliyase]

I love this segment

[@tsamneb]

died at the vatican joke.

[@tomus0n]

I love this segment!

[@perellogirl]

This is literally my favorite bit on his show!! It’s so good!!

[@juliag9639]

I love this segment sooo much. Please keep 'em coming.

[@tejaswoman]

Just watched the 50th one, November 2023!

[@Leishafan1985]

Best segment on the show!!!!!

[@Figs3]

Most underrated segment from the show.

[@brigid6108]

I don’t know why this makes me so happy but it does.

[@distractdelude7121]

Jenny got some really good ones this time around. Always fun to watch this segment.

[@MagicAndReason]

Amber's head bob after the Beyonce joke is sublime.

[@beefield6659]

Best segment cant get enough!! The chemistry is poppin~

[@hicky0000]

eyyyyy, this segment is always dope

[@annieemalina]

The jokes were so much better than they've been in a while :D

[@kimberlysieber2136]

This segment is my new absolute favorite thing in existence!!

[@pyttipanna]

The pap smear one had me crying

[@ebowman25]

this is my favorite bit they do

[@fatimamendez3153]

Love these!!!

[@irinaphoenix2169]

This is one of my favourite segments bc Seth is at his most adorable!

[@darynvoss7883]

This was the best of these

[@manugulati1105]

Great segment

[@bae404error]

I love Seth Meyers! So great!

[@TinyTeacupBooks]

Yay, my fave segment is back!!

[@Qocaine]

So glad this is back

[@adamjames6148]

This segment is always brutal.

[@vaughngainey9716]

The jokes in this segment were so good and Jenny was on fire. That last one was 😂😂😂.

[@ClayMcDonald]

These are the best.

[@xs10086]

Seth never learnt his lesson: like Charlie Brown always fell for Lucy's trick.

[@eclectica1]

Until Peter Griffin set her straight.

[@Sisu282]

This segment never fails to crack me up!

[@serenity500]

❤️ this segment

[@KyleyShinead]

Seth's "Fun!" at 1:20 kills me.

[@karanjetley]

Please, never get rid of this segment!

[@keshavbansal5148]

came here for amber and jenny, love those ladies

[@thelostbard]

B E A utiful!!! thank you guys for making this gem.

[@MagicAndReason]

Jenny's lipstick color is on point.

[@crumbsies]

I love this segment, I love Amber and Jenny hahaha.

[@tejaswoman]

Though Gaston clearly has been in the closet all these years - c'mon on, "I use antlers in all of my decorating"? Talk about overcompensation. (Seriously, though: I've always thought Ashman and Menken were having a bit of fun at his expense in that song.)

[@prasad2703]

Seth seems to enjoy having company.

[@krazyriti]

I love how this section is serious about representation and absolutely nothing else....

[@emmasullivan2274]

It ends the same way, and for anything else it's boring, but the end never gets old XDDDDDD

[@AlexTheCrayChick]

JENNY IS A MOTHER????

[@clairegarcia7286]

BEST. SEGMENT. EVER

[@Decktrio]

I adore Seth Meyers' Telemundo mug. XD

[@BeNice108]

This didn't seem like it would be as funny as it was but my face hurts from the smiling/laughing.

[@AS8643]

hahahahahahaha I love when these 2 are on here!!!

[@alessiaproiettimosca2929]

I'm italian and I totally approve the joke about the vatican.

[@HsiPingChu]

I never figured why the audience would have that mild round of laughter after Seth said "I'm not" at the beginning.

[@zoesalamahill]

This is actually really cute ❤

[@guymonacelli1109]

love it

[@alonzabrown5345]

"Who Pantene? "......hilarious.

[@daicon2k6]

I think "Forest Cake of Interest" might be a better punchline but good job all around. Cheers!

[@tulpe3332]

Great jokes!

[@therealsylkwyrm]

Love this segment! :-D

[@OsoActual]

I like this more than most people.

[@nestabus]

This is my favorite bit on the whole show! Pantene... Seth's voice. It's unrelenting.

[@brynnashcroft3734]

haha these are awesome!

[@timbro5448]

Brilliant delivery technique, let's see you build on this idea :) obviously you get to talk about things you normally couldn't, but you can also get to feature ppl

[@tejaswoman]

Over the years, they have gone on to do precisely that. For example, one time when they had a joke that involved gay black women, they had Wanda Sykes come on to deliver it.

[@memyselfandinobodyfromnowh9087]

Ha! This is my favorite segment 🤣

[@KaristaSwiss]

3:20 burnnn

[@michirusato1862]

Jenny was killing it tonight.

[@lorenaa.4302]

Hahahaha I love this segment.

[@maxpetyt9403]

Suspect Forest Cake 😂

[@bookgirlove7052]

I think that the jokes have gotten better from the first few times the segment was run. They feel more natural now.

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

This is good... Really good...

[@tariqsous]

I could watch a set com for these three together

[@ninjaeris131]

After Closer Look, this is my favorite segement

[@arbitraryuser]

Please make this a regular bit.

[@Theomite]

Amber always tries not to break on the "HOW DARE YOU!" joke. And she always fails. Thank God.

[@PayJ1017]

I know the end is always the same but I laugh out loud every time.

[@hasiynafall1668]

Love it lol

[@mzboombartender5289]

ommgggg hilarious!!!

[@bills755]

Please give Amber her own show!

[@tejaswoman]

They heard us!

[@keanmrnam]

Yoh the joke at 2:32 is just wow