Jokes Seth Can't Tell with Seth’s Mom, Hilary Meyers

[@cwsohio]

Don't fall for it Seth. DOOONNNNNTTTT tell one!.... Damnit. They got him again

[@Duhbella]

Will he never learn???

[@flowrinse9671]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@seventyeight3452]

To be fair he had to listen to his mother.

[@Coastfog]

Goshdarnit!

[@whimsysmith2835]

Seth IS the real-life version of Charlie Brown!

[@towedarray7217]

The more I see of Amber the more I think she really deserves her own show someday soon. She’s awesome on Seth’s show but her segments are always tight, well-written and funny.

[@zotaninoron3548]

She's really good. I agree.

[@amys5636]

But NBC would rather give Lily Singh a “show”. 😏

[@thommytsunami]

@@amys5636 Why you gotta put women of color against each other like that? Countless bland white guys on TV and here you are thinking Lilly is the one keeping Amber down.

[@JaimeMesChiens]

Why cannot Amber be gay? I’m so in love with her. 💔

[@NamNguyen-sy6yv]

Well, boy, do I got good news for you

[@lw3269]

Love how Seth includes his family and writers in the show. No diva, he likes to share the spotlight. Nice guy.

[@daniellewales]

I love how when other guests join, they have another seat for them, but when Mama Myers comes, Seth gives her HIS chair

[@bethanystephens878]

I wish he’d said “pumpkin spice”

[@JaimeMesChiens]

Bethany Stephens IKR? That would work.

[@maazkalim]

@fauteuillouisxv ...Even though lesser than WASPs!

[@mrtompinney]

“You’re grounded.”

[@kjdnyhmghfvb]

"Pocahontas just says Hi...and the movie's over."

[@bennyton2560]

Lmfao

[@lisagulick4144]

And the Siamese cats are gone from _Lady and the Tramp..._ and the crows disappear from _Dumbo..._ and _wow, Disney movies are f#%&in' _*_racist,_*_ aren't they?!?_

[@FrenkTheJoy]

Nothing beats the time when Seth accidentally said "and we're both women" too.

[@NellieKAdaba]

😆

[@maazkalim]

In this video???

[@ollieh.9909]

Which one? Link?

[@YumiGoblin]

Seth is adorable when his mum comes out omg xDD

[@dobos420]

When Seth mom comes out you can tell deep inside he scared shittless of her LOL

[@cliff4377]

she took his chair and they all said absolutely nothing: Proof you are right.

[@declanloudon8930]

@@cliff4377 my thoughts exactly.

[@sarina76667]

He was a good boy and gave his seat to his mother because he knows better. There’s a difference. Lol

[@toferj7441]

I don't think he's scared *of* her. He knows he's about to tell a masturbation joke in front of her. Even still, I don't see the "fear" y'all are seeing.

[@daviddelaney2407]

Look at their hands at the end. The others: fist for chin to rest on. Mom: open hand, invisibl iron gluv. --Dave, she is in charge, along with the hotness. Seth's dad counts his blessings.

[@paulalucobravo]

Always love when they continue the joke after the punchline, it's more natural and so funny

[@theverbalasymptote8332]

“A regular house... without cats” Me a lesbian: 😧

[@confusedwhale]

Jokes Seth can't tell AND the Meyers' family! This is truly a great episode. The only way to top it is to add a day drinking bit in the beginning.

[@pandastrat]

"I do give up men for lent... and all other holidays" lol same

[@sinisterminister6478]

I gave up women for Lent and all other holidays. Except I'm straight male, a middle aged divorced male. Ya I got some issues. LMAO 😂😂😂😂

[@RIXRADvidz]

I gave up Lent for Lent, and all the other High Holy Days. Religion Sucks, like the priests do or want you to do. BLECH

[@ayehtunohn]

I give up lent for chocolate

[@ernestomarcos0103]

That joke flew right over me because I didn't know what Lent is (it's Cuaresma in Spanish since it's 40 days).

[@TahtahmesDiary]

Loved mom's joke about hot moms, too cute! This has become my favorite segment, please never let it end!

[@gpgara]

Seth's Mom: "You're grounded!" Legend! 😂😂

[@graciep.6984]

I love Seth’s mom! This is always a great segment, no matter what the jokes are. Sometimes it’s even funnier when they don’t land. Seth, Amber and Jenny’s reactions are funnier than the best jokes. They have such great chemistry, and watching them try to keep straight faces while bantering about the bad jokes is hilarious.

[@NewMessage]

Also, the white car never seems to get pulled over.

[@CaseyFinSF]

Only when they have black folks in them.....

[@obamna666]

White’s the most popular color person too!

[@lisagulick4144]

@@obamna666 Only inside your nasty racist head, troll.

[@royalcupgame]

Listen to your mother, Seth. Who else would love an episode without Seth with the writers running the show and announcing at the beginning of the show that Seth couldn’t be there because his mother grounded him after the last episode. You could’ve Amber and other writers do an episode. That would be hilarious. ((:

[@gateauxq4604]

You spelled ‘let Amber host the show for a week’ wrong ;)

[@creativelife9871]

Royal Cup LLC Totally here for that. They could cut to him sitting in his bedroom. Lol!

[@royalcupgame]

Gateaux Q lol true

[@royalcupgame]

Creative Life THAT would be hilarious! I hope their writers see this ((:

[@dakwanscruggs4378]

They might end up having their own shows one day!

[@lexmarchus3228]

That "oh seth nooo," feels way worse than getting yelled at

[@spacebike420]

This bit and everyone's commitment to the bit make this one of the best things around. I could probably name a couple conan staff but no other late shows promote their writers and staff so much. props

[@OvSpP]

OMFG THIS IS MY FAVORITE SEGMENT AND NOW HIS MOM IN IT 😭

[@thehellyousay]

😶

[@malofokanneh7579]

Seth’s mom is soooo cute!

[@mhilmyfauzi4523]

the best guest Jokes Seth Can't Tell ever had.

[@aikenodubitan5256]

Absolutely!

[@kaivickers166]

M Hilmy Fauzi - I really like Hillary and her “popular vote winners” jokes.

[@katla_phc]

Only guest possibly better would Seth's wife

[@ninacie]

Not kidding: After finishing that clip, youtube shows me an ad for electric toothbrushes. I am still laughing so hard.

[@maazkalim]

Seriously??? Which territory, if you don't mind? 🤭🤭😏

[@ninacie]

@@maazkalim in Germany (if that is your question?). Greetings from over here.

[@maazkalim]

.@@ninacie Ahh.. So was that "non-skippable"( I guess?) ad in _Deutsch_ or the German English? 😏 And: Right back at you!

[@LnPPersonified]

They had a lot of fun with this one. I really liked all the ad lib stuff.

[@domgluhwein]

His mom is hilarious, she likes to be part of all of those shenanigans haha

[@seaninness334]

I love this bit. I know the end is coming but it always cracks me up.

[@GraeHall]

Every damn time I watch one of these it ends with me smiling so wide my cheeks hurt a little. I love how sharp Seth's mum was. You can tell he got that from her.

[@Robbajor]

This is adorable, how cool to have your mom on your show! ::proudness intensifies::

[@benzaiten933]

this just never gets old, I love this segment!

[@benblexbenblex]

A white male late night host talking about his positionality. Pretty revolutionary. Kudos seth.

[@Optimalillusion]

OOOooooooo, that was sooooOOOOOooo insightful. (eyes proceed to roll out of sockets, into the street where they are run over by five taxis, six bike messengers, two police cruisers, a full marathon, and a hippo looking for a good time)

[@bluntrapture]

@@Optimalillusion Tee plus hee! Ha! Another ha! Okay, one more ha!

[@geraldgrenier8132]

The Jury still out on Peppermint Patty wither she Straight or Bi, but Marcie definitely wants a taste of peppermint.

[@NellieKAdaba]

😆

[@lakrids-pibe]

Peppermint Patty had an eternal crush on Charlie Brown.

[@NellieKAdaba]

@@lakrids-pibe Exactly

[@katla_phc]

As a bi girl, I can say we've claimed peppermint patty as a bicon.

[@patmc2916]

I LOVE SETH´S MOM!!!

[@serious7179]

It's so cute how geeked he is to see his mom

[@PobortzaPl]

Hey, I know spices! Posh Spice, Sporty Spice, Ginger Spice, Baby Spice and Scary Spice. What I won?

[@bluntrapture]

But now, they're all Old Spice.

[@telocho]

I used to be fond of posh spice. Which cost my mom a fortune in saffron.

[@agimasoschandir]

You won the spice of life

[@paulramos4037]

Amber really deserves to be called the National Treasure!

[@toferj7441]

*a* national treasure... not *the* national treasure. Otherwise, I totally agree. 👍🏼😂

[@julesb.1840]

"You're grounded." Bruh lmaoooo 🤣🤣

[@jensenbell]

one of the very best of the best Seth segments ...excellent

[@KCNwokoye]

Wonderful Seth

[@lillianward2810]

I love that he always has his family on for Thanksgiving.

[@10Milleca09]

"You're grounded" that's killing me! XDDDD

[@maeomalley5001]

this made me remember that thanksgiving means meyers content

[@catherinebateman6728]

That was hilarious.. just love love Seths Mom and Dad!! And Brother they need to come on the show often!!

[@sinisterminister6478]

Brushing down there would be a waste of time wouldn't it? They already have the cavity.😂😂😂

[@EagleVisionTFC]

Well played.

[@starfire4628]

I swear Seth's part at the end is my favourite🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Evehawk87]

“... and mommies are liars.” 😂😂😂

[@mkcohen89]

that was genuinely adorable.

[@Azzkicker12345]

My all time favorite segment

[@leinaamatsuji-berry561]

That NYPD punchline, AMBERRRR 😂💕

[@tonyfan3]

Her head tilt after the flat trunk hahaha!!!!

[@Canny-Octopus]

I like how Seth's mom dressed to the nines. That was really sweet.

[@michaelrmurphy2734]

So TWO Hillarys have been on telling Jokes Seth Can't Tell. Seth's Mom and Bill's wife. Love BOTH of them!

[@abbymorrison6857]

Uh uh where *snaps back to serious* I laughed so much harder than necessecary

[@OscarGomez80]

Seth´s mom is a treasure

[@FnSpiralMedia]

This....this doesn't get old! I love it!!!

[@MS-gv6jd]

His mum is so sweet

[@The_Malcontented]

How did Seth not yell something about "I can't even believe my own mother that it'll be ok for me to tell these jokes!"

[@Optimalillusion]

Seth's mom is awesome!

[@johexxkitten]

Ohhh Seth got grounded... 🤪😜 I LOVE this segment

[@spammyhell6566]

+Jo HexxKitten ~ No wonder he's upset that "mommies are liars." :O)

[@cabbage8189]

The white car with no trunk always cracks me up 😂😂😂 “Just a door and then nothing!”

[@davidnorell]

Its great you got to give your writers a bonus for appearing on TV. A very nice bonus for Thanksgiving!

[@jimsvideos7201]

Also the no tartar crack has a great deal of depth that went sorely under-appreciated.

[@TouchofShunshine]

I didn't get that joke. I love Seth and his writers.

[@EricaGamet]

I laughed way too hard at that one in the Starbucks! 😂

[@jimsvideos7201]

@@TouchofShunshine google "vagina dentata"

[@serenanorris6129]

I may not have a trunk but my headlights are beaming. And real

[@shanefernandez8768]

serena Norris let those headlights shine

[@maazkalim]

Wow...! A white-car speaks.

[@saloogee84]

That was sweet of Seth to lower his chair sitting right next to mom. She definitely raised a good man.

[@pearlejam7115]

That was good! Great writers and the delivery also.

[@1personiam]

I am so thankful for this, best Thanksgiving ever!

[@saraha2518]

I love how much fun they have with this segment

[@katiedemaio4124]

Best segment. Love it!

[@cinel9583]

Thats great! Bringing Mommy on was a nice touch. She looks awesome and beautiful in the red dress!

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

The hot one is John Oliver

[@Duhbella]

We love a bird man

[@DemiSemme]

Nah, even he admitted Seth's the hot one. Or at least Chiijohn and Shinjo-kun did.

[@maryrosekent8223]

I’m so excited-I’ll be seeing John Oliver in San Francisco on New Year’s Eve! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@fisherking7798]

@@maryrosekent8223 way to go Mary Rose I can't think of a better way to spend new years eve, unless.... no I won't go there 😉

[@maryrosekent8223]

fisher king Go ahead...I’m all agog

[@boatymsboatface3929]

Mom’s joke was super!

[@luluseatowngetdown6251]

Seth and these ladies are champs

[@NellieKAdaba]

Yes

[@pinkerena]

Please tell me the rest of the family is coming out for Thanksgiving! I wait for the family episode all year

[@bethe192]

theyre on now. 😉

[@jamesberry8034]

This was great! Thanks!

[@fabiangomez7853]

I LOVE this segment.

[@romxxii]

It's amazing how much Seth looks like his mom. Especially the grin.

[@aikenodubitan5256]

Even threw mommies under the bus too!!! 😁😃😁😃😁😃

[@MrAlejandrgraves]

That was awesome!

[@sandieserrano2425]

This and Amber says what are two of my favorite videos

[@Seamonste12]

This is always my favorite part of the show.

[@t0mn8r35]

Funny new segment. More please!

[@toferj7441]

This is one of my all time favorite segments on this show! 🤣😂🤣❤️❤️❤️

[@yakisobadreams3947]

I love this segment!

[@vestspet4242]

Peppermint Patty always had a crush on Charlie Brown. It was Marcy who had a crush on Peppermint Patty.

[@asterix811]

She would always call her “sir”

[@msminmichigan]

Yeah Patty is bi, Marcy is a total lesbian.

[@akairborne]

Smashing that like button before it starts. His MOM showed up!!!

[@jamiehood850]

Yay! New Jokes Seth Can't Tell! Excited excited excited!

[@mm62627]

“spoiler alert ! they did it” took me ouuuut 💀

[@thehellyousay]

Charlie Brown and Lucy Van Pelt with a football... ..., Aaaauuuggh!

[@CaseyFinSF]

Nope..... the proper spelling is *Arrrrrgggghhhh!*

[@daviddelaney2407]

No, TC R; go look at any of the strips on Google Images. It is canonically either "AUGH" or "AAUGH". The "WHUMP" is optional. --Dave, don't try to ruin my childhood, thx

[@CaseyFinSF]

@@daviddelaney2407 I went and looked and have come to the determination that this difference is part of the Mandela Effect. I, too, grew up on Charlie Brown and was reading that every Sunday since the 1st Grade in 1963. You are correct that at the present time when I went to look this up your spelling came up, not mine. But looking at it just now looked very foreign, and at strong odds of what I KNOW IT TO BE, which is Arrrggghhh! The way you spelled it does not compute with almost 60 years of reading Charlie Brown throughout my life. This has happened on other things like the way the cereal Fruit Loops is spelled...the other classic Mandela Effect difference to the way it looks now with Froot Loops on the box. This would have bothered me a few years ago, and it did back then when this anomaly of the past first came up. The same goes for the memory of how the word Ford is spelled now vs. then. Now it shows in the scripted version of the letter F a little curly q on the crossing of the F. I would swear on my fathers grave that that little curl on the letter F on Ford engines and tailgates was just a straight line without a pig's tail on it. There have been so many documented weird things like this that came out that I take it in stride now. I would have bet my mothers life (even tho she passed in 2014) on this Charlie Brown difference we have, that is how sure I am of how this was spelled when I grew up. I do now admit (because of the above) that I was "wrong".... but it sure has been interesting since you brought it to my attention.... So many oddities this way that it gives one pause to think about the implications of knowing what I know. I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving. I will certainly remember this going forward. Take Care, TCR

[@daviddelaney2407]

Oh, you too, and thank you for the reply! All that aside, I am fairly sure it didn't start out immediately as that, and may have been "ARGH" at the start. My complete Peanuts books are in another room and ... hmm ... no, GImages thinks I meant to say "aaugh". I do see he's said it on the baseball mound too... But yeah, there may have been some way back. And/or we're here from other slightly different timelines; I experience that once in a while with memories of books myself. --Dave, the surrealest timeline is definitely now

[@CaseyFinSF]

@@daviddelaney2407 You got that right!....I'm just glad that I won't be around to be turned into the Borg....I wouldn't want someone like Locutis in my brain telling me I can't have Nestles Quick! Godspeed to the Truth... And good luck to you and yours. Look out for another False Flag event that will start in Iran or Venezuela to distract the public from the devaluing dollar and the real failing economy. We are heading over the precipice very soon. Buy Silver now before it all goes to critical chaos .. And it will....pretty soon. Peace

[@Akennalady]

"You're grounded!" Lol

[@andrewgutmann9432]

4:38 Va-va-va-voom!

[@tomitstube]

oh my, that last joke... think about it.

[@asliyase]

I don’t get it....

[@tomitstube]

@@asliyase tartar sauce?

[@GaryHurd]

Great job

[@timdrake719]

I love his mom's dress.

[@spenx09]

I love Amber and Jenny 💗💗💗

[@shinankoku2]

This may be the best thing on the Internet.

[@avikash7620]

Seth's mom and Seth have the same vibe!!!!!!

[@Toocoolforunclesam]

Salts a seasoning not a spice.

[@CaseyFinSF]

You are correct young Billy. Featured snippet from the web below:  A spice is a vegetation product that has an aromatic or pungent to the taste quality which is used for flavoring while cooking. On the other hand, a seasoning is a mixture of several flavoring components such as sugars, salts and spices. Thus, a spice can thought of as a subset of seasoning. Difference Between Spice & Seasoning |

[@sonhadorpr]

This was really good!

[@DaeDaeDotNet]

😂😂😂😂 and Mommies ❤❤❤