Best of Tom Segura & Theo Von - PART 2

[@willieschick7315]

I love looking under a compilation video and seeing , “2 hours ago”. I get a half chub.

[@gbhusk]

Especially Theo

[@Agu85]

Same..

[@naturevalleycrunch5502]

i love seeing 2 hours long

[@akaCesar]

half? i get straight oak Willie

[@ext93]

Turn into a telescope

[@ThebigC925]

“I was in a self-esteem room. Just a bunch of people trying to feel better” what a genius hahaha

[@daleoriane6974]

The quickest

[@PureEville1]

*DEAD*

[@ACarter87]

Yea bro that was “genius” My nephew that’s 9 says these exact same things, he’s not a stand up comedian or a genius sooooo…. Tells you all you need to know about Theos audience

[@ThebigC925]

@@ACarter87 just another Cheeto-fingered nerd replying to comments from last year 😂

[@kenbrock5441]

@@ACarter87 and?

[@icey2203]

Theo is a national treasure. Never seen anybody drop a line like he does 😂💀

[@dickgrayson91]

He can sniff em back up too

[@jennymulinaro6036]

Tom responds so matter-of-factly with that “Uh-huh” or “Yeh” to nearly all of Theo’s insane dialogue, and it’s oddly balanced and calming. Comedic mind yoga. Lol

[@TheHellRanger]

He lets him speak because he knows how much gold comes out of Theos mouth

[@jennymulinaro6036]

@@TheHellRanger true. I just like the WAY he lets him speak lol

[@brandonreyes7113]

Theos idea of being part of his community is signing up for class action lawsuits.

[@greggdilligaffshelly]

Don't forget community service hours

[@Blackbirdinthedeadofnight]

He’s hilarious

[@kevinblue1976]

RIP Susan 🙏🏻

[@Ipleadthebloodofjesus]

This boy is a gem.

[@chuckmoses10]

He grew up in that class action belt

[@ggarr91]

“He was Hufflepuff I was fucking Sniffyndor” I fucking spit my food out this man just hit me with the nastiest curveball of all time

[@Drknow1984]

Theo is so off the top funny, just that guy who’s always cracking wise with the homies.

[@cellagp321]

"I have bad circulation in my legs but I can do almost anything with my arms"😭 I can't explain it but I did the hard teary-eyed laugh at that.

[@WEASEL4873]

“I’ll grow long hair out of my own head”

[@bradleyroche7233]

Done and done 🙆

[@Shin90x]

I grow it out my ballsack

[@ext93]

@@Shin90x that sack mullet bro

[@evanabbott2737]

“It’s easier than you think!”🤣

[@jimmynovak7913]

I lost it when he said that! Hahaha Theo makes me laugh till I’m cryin w the dumbest shit. It’s too funny. . .

[@deepfriedvibes2432]

"I grew up in that class action belt"

[@andreranch6161]

Shit was so funny LMAO

[@ThatB1ueSS]

Also the rabies belt and the stray animal belt 🤣

[@tc4423]

R.I.P. Susan

[@fadew55]

3:34 that giggle is the most genuine giggle I've ever heard from Tom. He was so caught off guard by the double down of bed then HOUSE lmao

[@spencerantoniomarlen-starr3069]

For real

[@StealthyLiving]

If Karl Pilkington ever met Theo Von the space time continuum would be in jeopardy.

[@WhiteRose-CODM]

Yes

[@charlottem.1477]

Oh no… oh noooo… Fuck dude, what did you do?

[@jshaw4757]

You just ruined my existence knowing that that meet up is probably never gonna happen

[@hansteevO0666]

This must happen. Karl and Theo riffing for 3 hrs while Ricky Gervais and Tom Segura provide color Commentary

[@LKNDIY]

“So he was a real outdoorsman” 😂

[@nipiotrowski]

I lost it when he said that

[@STOPSYPHER]

"I'm gonna be probly dead at some point"

[@ISquintsI]

Idk why but that hair bit about about him growing it out FUCKING kills me every time like it’s like a child speaking through a grown man. He has a beautiful mind

[@josedejesusgarciaalcala3620]

Bro ssme I’m dying rn

[@ethanboone2166]

I love how they both feed off each other’s vibe

[@kennethkretschmer1027]

The last scene in this where Tom is prodding for specifics in Theo’s crazy story made me realize that he is prodding for content, looking for the angle that he can expand on. These two are a good match, Theo doesn’t always feel comfortable enough to be as creative as he was on these exchanges.

[@lmpfunk]

A lot of people think Theo goes over Tom’s head but you explained it so well- Tom is just going along pulling as much as he can out of Theo because he knows it will be gold.

[@ethanessex4547]

lmao chill out

[@Chris-zo4vu]

@@ethanessex4547 lmao got eat a corn-dog

[@5PYZ3R]

lol yeah I thought that when Theo was talking about the meth head making pizza and Tom wanted to know about the pizza

[@AwesomeGamesShow]

Theo saying he doesn't know if he could sleep in the same house as his girlfriend made Tom turn into Lee for half a second lmfao

[@lisameehan24-7]

He's the perfect boyfriend.

[@BearFattfilm]

I’ve been single so long I think it’d be weird to sleep in the same bed with anyone. I’ve done it in the past but I don’t know now. I feel too old for that shit.

[@nickysantoro314]

What grill do you see in the back of burger king? It's two sisters ready to fist fight. I honestly can't stop laughing at that part.

[@derektemple4500]

Theo’s sense of humor speaks to my soul

[@officialdiegofurlan]

10:50 "and a lot of times numbers, you know, they go... I mean numbers know what they're doing, they're organized" lmao

[@theMrTJF]

“ ain’t no grill at Burger King, it’s two sistas in the back about to fist fight “ lmaoooooooooo 🤣

[@mammoth-puppy3246]

“They paint the stripes on that?” Holy shit Tom

[@JS-nu3kv]

"Class action belt" is underrated..."RIP Susan"

[@Sapporo212]

“My legs fell asleep in an Uber the other day”

[@youknow12341000]

11:55 saving the Hufflepuff and Sniffendor thing for later lol

[@montanaelkwhisperer1744]

"He sounds like a real outdoorsman!" I snorted so loud that it scared the dog.

[@leek5682]

“I had this bag of stuff, you know, and it’s in like a garbage bag right, and so it’s just like different things in there” No one wanted to know what he had? I do 😂

[@foodank_atr817]

Theo 'signs up' for class action suits like sweepstakes.

[@jasonsharpe9963]

You know it’s funny when you hear laughing in the background 😂

[@Iwontreadyourreply]

I kept thinking why is Theos orange juice so far away then realized half way through it was a candle

[@jshaw4757]

Ow it is orange juice bro..it's just theo likes flaming orange juice 1 meter away from him at all times..

[@SarahSkinnyJeans]

Lmfao this is an underrated comment

[@reillydoller806]

Huff’n’puff and Sniffyndor are the funniest things I’ve ever heard 😂

[@RickRomo]

Tom feeling insulted over how flame broiled whoppers are made at 0:50 is a highlight.

[@moniqueengleman873]

I am insulted too. I thought they charbroil those burgwrs

[@bdon746]

Just found this channel and have been binge watching. Holy shit this is just full of great content. Keep the videos coming brother!

[@Yunggillyx]

"i invision having one of those houses with a sidewalk thats really close" 😂😂

[@gbhusk]

This is one of the best duos

[@Swampboiii]

Theo saying growing his hair out was easier than you think I love it

[@denniswillis4100]

Dude the “I would say the seat was uhhh ‘After Market’ “ is such an insanely clever line.

[@michaeladams6847]

2:40 bold thing to say directly to a balding man 😂

[@bertbino3846]

Been binging all these videos. These cuts are hilarious 😂

[@johnwheeler5916]

Lmao Guinness is goated bruh 😂

[@timheppe5250]

It’s like hiding a crab leg in your sweater😂

[@Blackbirdinthedeadofnight]

They should do a podcast together they have a fantastic dynamic

[@duhduu6658]

how tf do you think they got these clips

[@Blackbirdinthedeadofnight]

@@duhduu6658 I meant a whole podcast not an episode obviously.

[@OhHelloMarcus]

“Sounds like a real outdoorsman” that broke me

[@nicholassmith8212]

Whoever is uploading these videos god bless you keep it coming!

[@mudslinger8694]

Can you imagine having this guy as a friend???😂😂... I'd have an 8 PAcK ABS from laughing....

[@robertoleal8214]

that laugh at 3:35 brought me back to life

[@__belial__]

“OH I WROTE THE FORWARD FOR THAT BOOK” ok bro

[@philip3855]

Tom is a good reciprocator, had Theo in his groves😂 laughed my ass off

[@jasonsworld333]

Hes entertaining af because he could literally say anything.

[@daavids55]

I'd love to see Tom and Theo make a pod

[@adamfoley5285]

9:00.. funniest part of the whole video. Rewatched his expression 3 times hahaha

[@Strawhatpoofy]

4:53 I love how fast theo bursts out laughing as soon as he hears the audio. You can see how sudden it is even just in his eyes.

[@Z_Diboll]

3:34 Tom does a great Ryan Sickler impression

[@toriallen8874]

3:28 "I don't know if I could sleep in the same bed. I don't want to sleep in the same house." I've never related to anything more in my life.

[@KiingSmoothie]

bruh the laugh in the background 3:04 😂😭

[@WhiteRose-CODM]

'Numbers know what theyre doing, theyre organised'

[@littlemoo52]

He’s a real outdoorsman…😂

[@cherie6983]

Theo is the funniest bro😂

[@newkidontheblockism]

For the record, Burger King does have a conveyor belt charbroiler that they cook the burgers on but the “2 sisters in the back about to fight” is accurate

[@ConfusedHomoSapien]

3:02 That laugh in the background was me this entire video 😂

[@_pastillas_3086]

3:36 sounds like lee syatt😂

[@little.wing.]

Been haning around Bert too much

[@BriceBeak]

“With my arms I can do almost anything”

[@Redmartian2000]

5:05 those cars were just fleeing the scene 😂😂

[@EyezofLA]

"dude I was in a self esteem room" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DontRush911]

Theo has an iconic “huh”

[@john_clevername]

This feels like a fever dream and im here for it

[@Pr3st0ne]

"I was in the class action belt" lmao Theo is so unintentionally funny it's insane

[@tanner9012]

It’s intentional

[@benjaminrich9396]

"I grew up in the class action belt" - hilarious. :)

[@josephvanwyk2088]

Theo - the master of comedy. The guy will make anyone laugh.

[@Walklikelions]

Keep it coming! Great content for that little fix of good times.

[@dyldayoungin2197]

3:06 the dude laughing faintly in the background is losing his goddamn mind rn😂😂😂

[@p_hat]

tom segura definitely doesnt sleep in the same bed as his wife, that defensiveness was perfect lol

[@LB_Munster]

My 2 favorite comedians!

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Lmao the way they responded makes me think they DEFINITELY do NOT sleep in the same bed anymore! Probably one of them snores a lot or something.

[@virgie4715]

Right! Tom def snores 😂 if they still slept in the same bed it would’ve been an immediate yes

[@jacobbeal843]

Tom in the second clip hits the most dad facepalm ever

[@obviousgreyman]

Why does it seem like Theo makes Tom nervous?

[@lDarkfoxxl]

"Sounds like a real outdoorsman" 😂😂😂

[@johns5263]

Numbers know what they doin, they’re organized

[@cubanian385]

Theo Von looks like Tom Brady lite.

[@jessewru6425]

“They call it the Cincinnati shuffle” 🤣

[@kyledufty7039]

"Crotch froth" 😂😂😂 I'm dieing

[@jameslerchjr.2061]

Lol, he had to laugh at his own aftermarket joke... but keeps a straight face with his numbers are organized joke, haha

[@giri.goyo_yt]

ANGRY JIMINY CRICKET!? SNIFFYNDOR!? I love Theo.

[@opibegoob7585]

Tbh I like the idea of having a huge bed so I can get some space and some cool sheets if I need to

[@charlottem.1477]

This has been my way for a long time

[@germanreactionchannel3574]

The crack Up in the Background at 3:05 got me dead 🤣

[@adammillsindustries.]

LOL they seemed to make it into an awkward moment like he was insulting them. He only asked some couples in love still have different beds like if one snores or something. 😂

[@germanreactionchannel3574]

​@@adammillsindustries. Theo knows how to got Everybody crack Up haha 🤣. He is the fucking best 🤣

[@axelmg89]

Theo Von is the perfect GTA character.

[@RickRomo]

"numbers know what they're doing. they're well organized." - Theo

[@lewisblackwiththenicehair]

The Cincinatti Shuffle 😂

[@nicholsaustin2598]

“It’s like a Sam Adam’s down there” lololol I’m dead

[@Grace-wd5fe]

Tom’s look at 9:03 gets me every time

[@DekkarJr]

"I'll sign up for a class action about hair dryers killin people " omfg lol

[@SpanishMamba13]

Theo definitely did some snow before his pod when tom came

[@thebushchechen]

Cheers for the uploads bro 🎉

[@biancablast8153]

I love Theo!!💖💖thru him I've discovered other great comics

[@Vinny_donuts]

Houses that have sidewalks that are really close 😂😂

[@mike6474]

im just here for theo having banter with someone who isnt brenda

[@MsMorbeg]

The Cincinnati Shuffle hahahah

[@georgehampton7579]

Sounds like a real outdoorsman!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@napoleansolo5849]

“I like to hope that he dosed off” 😂

[@meatloafTheman]

That’s that get rid of your first wife shit. 😂😂😂