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@dragonkiryu3 жыл бұрын
yes
@Ichi-j1t3 жыл бұрын
That's a great question,i can't choose
@Mr.Flopa23823 жыл бұрын
Idk
@rebootedbean3 жыл бұрын
E
@applepie9023 жыл бұрын
UHMMM Weather x Anasui
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache3 жыл бұрын
“The only like I’m interested in is the line to get into Heaven” Amen
@ILive4You3 жыл бұрын
Nice to see you here
@huwutao87263 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA YOU AGAIN I SEE U EVERYWHERE!
@diobrando40663 жыл бұрын
I DIO, always saw your comment in everywhere
@crimsonsamurai8873 жыл бұрын
Duck
@my5t1cal493 жыл бұрын
Found you
@jacksawack67243 жыл бұрын
The one about Araki making Joseph "Do something so bad that it'll make your wife want to kill you." makes me kinda sad for chibi Joseph and Susie Q.
@AltroYara3 жыл бұрын
Araki made the worst move.
@speed9553 Жыл бұрын
@@AltroYara but it also gave us one of the best parts
@XxSpectroBoixX3 жыл бұрын
7:52 wouldn't it have been a crazy plot twist that instead of dio being revived, it was Jonathan?
@merchantziro42852 жыл бұрын
Jonathan just sitting there confused as heck and wondering why he's dressed as a male prostitute The rest of the Stardust Crusaders looking confused because they expected to see Dio.
@ridawassan21022 жыл бұрын
Man i wish that happened :’D
@Robert_EO_Beanzwagon2 жыл бұрын
Dio being a head again lmao
@rikoaries2 ай бұрын
Jonathan: "Oh my lord I don't know why but my neck feels so stiff for some reason." Dio: "This. Isn't. Fair!"
@jotarokujo5053 жыл бұрын
Josuke: *heals DIO* Me: Top ten reasons why I hate children (Number 4 will shock you!)
@darrentan013 жыл бұрын
*triggered mista noises*
@The_Blue_Otaku3 жыл бұрын
@@darrentan01 lol
@sundaysmalewifeharu3 жыл бұрын
Hey me, do we ever get to find that green dolphin?
@goatedjah3 жыл бұрын
4
@idiot99333 жыл бұрын
Wait that’s Jonathan’s body
@2goodsharks3 жыл бұрын
"Polnareff says dumb crap all the time" Well don't go spoiling all of part 3 like that
@user655483 жыл бұрын
Spoiler Alert ⚠️ Well he technically did predict Avdol's dying first twice in part 3 and alternative Avdol dying first in SBR
@POWPOW_JIINXED193 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY ALSO SPOILED EVEN MORE
@spydro76113 жыл бұрын
I miss Pole
@daisa15063 жыл бұрын
If it isn't the old geezer who I beat the lights out of in my games twice! Ready for Round 3 in Smash Bros.?
@2goodsharks3 жыл бұрын
@@daisa1506 You simple child. I was merely testing your strength. Do you really believe I would use my full power on you at a time when I was at risk of being attacked by Cloud at any moment? I would take losing a practice battle with you over losing a real battle with Cloud any day.
@wuuuuuuut67993 жыл бұрын
Fun fact on Kakyoin: araki was planning to make him as a female but this idea quickly went off as it might seem sexist or something that’s what araki said
@asifishan12213 жыл бұрын
I mean he was right Like look at our world right now it's full of idiots who thinks everything is sexiest and racist
@wuuuuuuut67993 жыл бұрын
@@asifishan1221 yep
@ceoofprosciutto2353 жыл бұрын
@@asifishan1221 yeah it's sad
@Joshingsoybeans3 жыл бұрын
@@ceoofprosciutto235 It’s also not surprising
@nouinfinity39573 жыл бұрын
Wait I don't understand, why would that be sexist?
@foxthony3 жыл бұрын
7:56 it´s funny the fact that the Jotaro and Kakyoin icecream are of the colors of they stands.
@princesslucilenanong30763 жыл бұрын
I think its the wrong minutes
@foxthony3 жыл бұрын
@@princesslucilenanong3076 thanks
@leblanc35363 жыл бұрын
Joseph: Jotaro, wanna see my special dodgeball move? I call it the Nagasaki surprise Jotaro: TOO SOON, JIJI
@luigitaco23882 жыл бұрын
My stomach hurts now.
@Heathcliff_LCB2 жыл бұрын
*KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
@sonecznikwyborowy67603 жыл бұрын
- You're quirky - No, I'm lactose intolerant Oh god I felt that
@TaidanaShisoka9 ай бұрын
Lies,have you seen his bababooey
@bumbo82663 жыл бұрын
Everything in part 4 wouldn’t happened if leonardo da Vinci never existed
@dallonpainter26743 жыл бұрын
It would end just like steel ball run, on a high voltage arc
@theonlyhikaru3 жыл бұрын
Not everything, just around 2/3 of it
@lucky_yachii30203 жыл бұрын
Ok but the fact that EVEN THE F*CKING MANGA WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHO IS JOTARO'S DAD WTF
@Akuma_Homura3 жыл бұрын
All we know is his name lol
@lanceke71213 жыл бұрын
My headcannon is big band(From skullgirls) is jotaros dads stand
@Loudshark_3 жыл бұрын
Lol the only things we know about him is that he’s Sadao Kujo and he likes jazz
@windijihansalsabila17313 жыл бұрын
And then there's Jotaro's wife who we know how she looks like but *not* the name 😂😂😂
@kirblicious3 жыл бұрын
@@lanceke7121 how would he have a stand
@UNXKNOWXN3 жыл бұрын
Damn female kakyoin swings at jotaro but this man evades the attack every time he gotta teach some of us that technique
@zxzxzzxx73963 жыл бұрын
Kakyoin is just... Gorgeous.
@doppiojustpogged45943 жыл бұрын
Whats what would jotaro say to when kak turns into a dolphin
@Twigs9293 жыл бұрын
Imagine simping.-aro gang
@BlueNewt_3 жыл бұрын
But only when he is a man
@noriakikakyoin17603 жыл бұрын
Thank you :D
@waffuwaffle89692 жыл бұрын
@@BlueNewt_ I disagree✨
@cutloosestranger42963 жыл бұрын
Me when joseph and female joseph being sussy to eachother
@alucaardius3 жыл бұрын
female oldseph making me act up
@Dhan3083 жыл бұрын
I just hope that’s Suzie Q…if not then…😏😏😏
@justajobro12663 жыл бұрын
Hajnarus is like the jojo comic god
@Snowy05233 жыл бұрын
Pucci: drug? No thanks the only line I'm interested is heaven Me haven't read the manga: so you wanna die?
@joaogabrielcoelho97443 жыл бұрын
FURRY
@Snowy05233 жыл бұрын
@@joaogabrielcoelho9744 I have depression and I'm zenitsu but furry
"why do i have a mechanical arm that I don't bother covering in public? Because I'm too lazy to do that" Well you didn't have to be such a mood, Joseph
@arandomguy30023 жыл бұрын
6:46 jotaro just got caught in 128K
@markerrice69943 жыл бұрын
Joskue what are you healing? *josuke heals dio to normal* joseph: OH MY GOD
@jankolamp33913 жыл бұрын
im pretty sure josuke can't heal the dead
@fireshadow574rb3 жыл бұрын
Tbh its probably jonathan coming back to his body
@coolpiratefox82513 жыл бұрын
@@jankolamp3391 I remember in the anime he was able to still heal a dead person, just not bring them to life(like with his grandfather)
@jankolamp33913 жыл бұрын
@@coolpiratefox8251 hmmmm so a dead vampire can be healed and awoken
@AstralXpp3 жыл бұрын
What Joseph's should have Said: OH FU-
@maddyreference3 жыл бұрын
"the struggles of being 5'2" thats the same height as koichi im shorter than koichi my life is sad
@princesslucilenanong30763 жыл бұрын
4 likes As soon someone sees that he is angry
@milbo063 жыл бұрын
It is actually: January and February is winter than: Spring, Fall, Summer winter as December. So it is a 2/3 chance, that Jotaro is older. Or this is only here like this and in Japan other
@illusoryVice3 жыл бұрын
I just looked it up - Jotaro is an Aquarius, which means he was born between January 20th to February 18th. Kakyoin is a Leo (July 23rd to August 22nd). Either Jotaro would turn eighteen before Kakyoin, or Kakyoin would have turned eighteen if he survived the trip, it all depends on if the trip to Egypt was before or after Kakyoin's birthday.
@ydagan24003 жыл бұрын
if they were born in the same year then yeah, jotaro's actually older
@milbo063 жыл бұрын
@@ydagan2400 I know, that is my point.
@OverStrive20083 жыл бұрын
my favorite jojo ship i probably the "strength" ship because Jotaro unlocked star finger on it
@lorantpapp073 жыл бұрын
He first used against dark blue moon, the battle right before monke's ship. Also Wow, i cant believe you pointed at him so hard he exploded! Natural talent.
@skrill93063 жыл бұрын
@@lorantpapp07 Oh no! jotaro fell in the water!!
@NLBgames.3 жыл бұрын
@@skrill9306 uh oh he’s in the water
@bandabanana49393 жыл бұрын
He used it on Dark Blue Moon first not Strength lol
@bandabanana49393 жыл бұрын
@@lorantpapp07 *I understood that reference*
@emerald82683 жыл бұрын
Girl Crusaders, does that mean..... Girl DIO?
@Ichi-j1t3 жыл бұрын
Diana Brando
@lorantpapp073 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@blank99223 жыл бұрын
I need
@OldLiquor14882 жыл бұрын
z a m n
@gavingaming72362 жыл бұрын
3:33 "I wasn't listening because I was watching dolphintale the 3rd time that day"
@angelflorence3 жыл бұрын
had a seizure every time he said “joe-suck-aye”
@Sweet_Lord3 жыл бұрын
I say jose-kay personally
@ImperatorBeton3 жыл бұрын
Josuke*
@angelflorence3 жыл бұрын
@@ImperatorBeton why are you correcting me when i was spelling out his pronunciation?
@justaregularnoob82393 жыл бұрын
Comic: “The struggles of being 5’ 2 Me: *is literally 4’ 9* My Mom: *literally 5’1* 6:52 Yeah my family is super short-
@Jakai802 жыл бұрын
Ah im 4 foot bc im a kid lol
@suravinayan27533 жыл бұрын
6:40 Shippers: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN
@mrbruh3903 жыл бұрын
something to cure my depression
@Mr.Flopa23823 жыл бұрын
Same
@hdheh4373 жыл бұрын
Not me but close
@anussack49293 жыл бұрын
You mean slow down
@gyonafra76863 жыл бұрын
4:50 something to give me depression
@ComradeJoe723 жыл бұрын
3:43 If Josuke became an orphan... is this an AU where Tomoko was killed by Kira?!
@kirblicious3 жыл бұрын
ooor.. tomoko sent him to the orphanage
@Bravoanim3 жыл бұрын
Kira: hello do you need a HAND
@coomcharger61052 жыл бұрын
@@kirblicious No no, his sounds cooler.
@ThinkingCrimson Жыл бұрын
What if: KIRA IS A CHILD AND AN ORPHAN?
@mun96223 жыл бұрын
"Why am I wearing sunglasses in an indoor gymnasium you ask? Because I CAN"
@kraftik53003 жыл бұрын
2:47 *Overdrive intensifies*
@EZZOtakuFF3 жыл бұрын
0:07 This moment is just beautiful.
@MiguelAngel-nj5tf2 жыл бұрын
0:47
@P43LR0M31N3 жыл бұрын
rumors has it. DIO is still alive ever since josuke healed him.
@part4jotaro3793 жыл бұрын
I had to kill him again That’s why my time stop is shorter
@WelshWerewolf3 жыл бұрын
*hello*
@reinstormz36882 жыл бұрын
@@WelshWerewolf Hello Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price.
@codenamejoy2 жыл бұрын
5:24 B A B A B O O E Y
@cuposleep34563 жыл бұрын
1:12 **WHEEZING INTENSEFIS**
@BaconWoken121223 жыл бұрын
ah yes some funny and wholesome jono comics before bed :D
@averageeftenjoyer99563 жыл бұрын
It’s six right now I pulled an all nighter this will keep me awake for a while
"its not icecream its a sweet potato" me holding a cucumber: .-.
@dinsals3 жыл бұрын
7:15 like father like son
@itzhasboy67623 жыл бұрын
0:34 Now i spilled my water everywhere
@ThinkingCrimson Жыл бұрын
Josuke be DUMMY T H I C C
@GuretoDaze Жыл бұрын
@@ThinkingCrimsonikr
@CharzzTheAnimatedАй бұрын
🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️
@yes25073 жыл бұрын
2:30 Oh no he is going to beat the shimata out of them when jotaro grows up
@alexandreturcotte64113 жыл бұрын
I never knew I needed female Polnareff or Female Josef in my life.
@macaemeia1463 жыл бұрын
1:37 I love this one
@akaiyukihana2 жыл бұрын
Poor joseph
@isaiahlozano53013 жыл бұрын
7:09-7:10, in that moment, the one thing came into the mind of those men… Innocent child: really? Like she’s a superhero? …a witch hunt
@louiesauras24033 жыл бұрын
5:08 i have a theory that kakyoin gets slightly shorter and my feminine every time he gets sad
@D-A-L-G2 жыл бұрын
6:13 Nooooo( Poor Jotaro#3(((
@SilveryBlue10103 жыл бұрын
Their genderbend version had big bonkers, sasuga Joestar's bloodline.. Also the scene about holes is so silly I- 🤣🤣🤣
@giorno18393 жыл бұрын
i need to know the song that went with middle aged joseph 😤3:02
@drakeware6552 жыл бұрын
Jotaro: "I'm about to watch Shark Tale for the 58th time." Me: *shakily brings my hand to my face* Jotaro, no. *hands him a Finding Nemo DVD, throwing the Shark Tale DVD away*
@davemonacelli6723 Жыл бұрын
The one with Caesar and the rock caught me completely off guard
@masoncontreras29793 жыл бұрын
4:35 well kakyion youre kinda right but winter was in the beggining and the end of the year so youre half right but wrong
@4BThen2Say3 жыл бұрын
7:28 cue johnathan theme
@TheWeirdo_1013 жыл бұрын
1:44 mini Suzie Q!
@CLASH1NG_CHAOS2 жыл бұрын
hey seaza i got u a present 0:46
@nicolelosch73213 жыл бұрын
Joseph’s clacker balls are so powerful the brought his hand back when he was holding them
@poTenTial4443 жыл бұрын
I just got here in 28 seconds but commented in 3 minutes this is a certified bababoey moment
@caio_gp1183 жыл бұрын
6:20 WHERE AVDOL?
@yoriichitsukikuni92053 жыл бұрын
7:11 cool with josuke can heal the team what could probably go wrong? 7:50 OMG josuke don’t heal that!!!
@ElytraNishimura3 жыл бұрын
My sense of humor is so low that I laughed at "Calm your Tatas down." I swear man.
@ADBABYY.3 жыл бұрын
3:26 in a fight right in a fight right?
@kidxaeq3104 Жыл бұрын
Nope
@AndyIsLazy182 жыл бұрын
Dude wtf i just saw the Caesar stone joke and died laughing while crying 😂😭
@derpykirishima12983 жыл бұрын
Caesar : *Get's crushed by rock* Joseph : SHIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Joseph 47 Year's Later* Caesar Salad Joseph : SSSSSSSHHHHHHHIIIIIIZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@cac_deadlyrang2 жыл бұрын
PLOT TWIST: Josuke brought back Jonathan.
@dietsoda9993 жыл бұрын
4:54 I'm not happy anymore
@jadeashleygarcia92492 жыл бұрын
7:53 your putting up for adoption NO BUTS, you healed the most VIR@IŃ jojo character josuke
@VestedUTuber3 жыл бұрын
With that whole Josuke healing people during Stardust Crusaders thing: Jotaro: "Josuke, why are you healing the guy we just set out to defeat?" _Suddenly, "DIO"'s body is completely healed to reveal..._ Johnathan: "Wait, what's going on? Last I remember I was on a burning ship fighting my adopted brother's severed head! ...Why do I have a taste for blood and red wine? Why does the sun feel so painful? And what's with this ridiculous outfit? ...who are you people and why do the big guy in the hat and the small child look familiar?" Everyone else: "DAFUQ?!" (Remember, DIO stole Johnathan's body and stuck his own head on it)
@jordensmith3556 ай бұрын
Fun fact winter is the only season to come twice a year
@roberto30473 жыл бұрын
5:18 Here’s me.. reincarnated as a woman.. I guess? How did we get here?
@killerqueen721 Жыл бұрын
... wow I never thought about it but people like me in real life who are tall don't notice that they actually have a great view that shorter people dream of when the inconvenience of being 5'2
@moafighting15973 жыл бұрын
Josuke saw to much reviving Dio was just his way of getting payback lmao
@hotrider9113 жыл бұрын
Xd
@biesel3513 жыл бұрын
Me and my cat enjoyed watching these 👍
@PabloHernandez-gl5ij3 жыл бұрын
Little bit of fun fact Males do produce more body heat than females so yeah he did literally did save her from catching hyperthermia.
@amaracaroline94822 жыл бұрын
5:17 Hikari: *WHY WOULD YOU HURT MAH CHILD LIKE THIS???*
@CJ_COJET3 жыл бұрын
Joseph : Nice outfit Female?? Joseph : *deep voice activated*
@moafighting15972 жыл бұрын
2:03 as a woman I wanted to know how many of my friends had these back holes so I just started asking and we all compared and literally one out of like 15 of us had them
@imperialseiryu69893 жыл бұрын
7:53 the funny part of this would be DIO and Johnathan sharing a body.
@eswndernderplays2 жыл бұрын
The Josuke comic dub near the end is hilarious. He's so generous, he's too pure for the world. Now they have to defeat DIO all over again and tell Josuke NOT to revive him this time...
@part4jotaro3793 жыл бұрын
6:46 don’t question me *She would have gotten hypothermia*
@ozayemirbodur9612 жыл бұрын
kid josuke *heals dıo* jotaro: OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 7:52 thats how the 2015 dıo vs jotaro begins
@jotarokujojoestar89623 жыл бұрын
the genderswap at the start funni
@glackamoly79103 жыл бұрын
first hehe (love your vids)
@sonicdhedgehog89873 жыл бұрын
7:57Why this sorta sound like a voice crack?
@SUPERVILLAIN_MEGAMIND3 жыл бұрын
I ARRIVED
@Nezrianii3 жыл бұрын
Wait if josuke gets adopted by holly……. does that mean he wouldnt have his known hairstyle
@abdulwasilabib162 жыл бұрын
1:02 Ceaser Just Knows Whats Gonna Happen.
@racistlightyear45043 жыл бұрын
2:05 im the police for this
@tinaquilitano35453 жыл бұрын
Use your clacker volleys infused with hamon at max speed and strength.
@reeky_one3 жыл бұрын
jotaro mom can find the milk but she can't find his father
@GeminiOxStar06032 жыл бұрын
3:47 Oh God. Is this an AU where Yoshikage Kira got to Josuke’s mom!?
@bumbo82663 жыл бұрын
If iggy’s stand forms from sand. Does that mean that non stand users can’t see sand?
@decKyo2 жыл бұрын
"your quirky" Jotaro: no I'm lactose intolerant
@Claires183 жыл бұрын
0:25 funny af
@TheGreenManiac103 жыл бұрын
Now i'm stuck thinking about a part 3 Jojo Universe with a Female Kakyoin
@coredoggo96862 жыл бұрын
2:23 I have those holes?
@SanDhampir2 жыл бұрын
2:45 Wish we got to see that in the series. But awesome comic!!!
@urielantoniobarcelosavenda7803 жыл бұрын
0:15 could a native english speaker explain this to me please?
@CharzzTheAnimatedАй бұрын
Because Lisa Lisa sexed to give birth to Joseph
@Forgshorts28 күн бұрын
What do I explain ?
@GreenMeyoru2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone's acknowledging shark tale it's one of my favorite movies 😎