how programmers overprepare for job interviews

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[@StevenHe]

That was the most content I’ve ever seen in 1 minute🔥

[@Ou8y2k2]

You're a legend. Keep up the funny work.

[@theencryptedpartition4633]

Demotional Amage!!!

[@ikigai1618]

Emotional comment

[@StonedNoob]

I wish you find a partner whose name is Stephanie She.

[@vaidehiarts]

he he he

[@MichaelBattaglia]

Lead software engineer here. I can confirm that a hashmap produces the fastest way to resolve a conflict but uses more memory compared to other solutions.

[@dreammix9430]

Memory is cheap these days just ask Microsoft

[@nexinex5918]

Hobby programmer here, who cares about memory usage when you arent building code for embedded systems

[@lady0shady]

Thanks! I will remember that next time askes 😎

[@eatsamulhaq4084]

What type of conflict are we talking about here?

[@bzunderdog695]

@@nexinex5918 bc if you dont consider the amount of memory you use, you can wind up making your program run slow as hell. That'll detract people from wanting to use a website or anything else you create since our attention spans barely last 3 seconds on avg. Plus it prevents security breaches as memory leaks means there's a flaw in our system. All in all, having less leaks = a greater programmer IMO.

[@gangulic]

You don’t prepare for interview. You do 100 interviews to prepare for The Interview

[@spbspb2413]

Yep, after like 30 i started to nail more and more.

[@mofomiko]

​@@spbspb2413still in college, still stressed and anxious about exams, now reading this 💀

[@howhello354]

😂😂

[@johnmarksantos9256]

​@@mofomikobut that's the truth mah boi, which is why the company you want the most should be your last interview 😂

[@janikiraly2]

thats so true

[@Asffg123]

job interviews be like: now that you went through our 16 mini interviews and 2 checks and 4 programming tests you're hired! you can go ahead and center that div

[@elderdragon7856]

can confirm lol

[@robotman011]

Lmao

[@shreksthongg]

.that-div-container { display: flex; justify-content: center; align-items: center; } "Alright, I think I'll take a break for... let's see... the next 7 hours and 58 minutes"

[@Felipera_]

@@shreksthongg you forgot some: Margin 0 auto Top 50% Left 50% Transform translate (-50%, -50%) Vertical align center Text align center Align self center Justify self center I can't think of more 😁

[@sor3999]

*starts swearing profusely*

[@Klinoklaz]

2022: it's overpreparation 2023: that's far from enough

[@spacefarer61]

“I love meditating”! Everything is happening so fast this has to be the most under appreciated line on the internet

[@princekarl4279]

It sounded as "methetating" 😅

[@bjornthorsson4921]

Hah *line* I see what you did there.

[@1234567qwerification]

Did he use the same card he used to pay on the internet? Not secure enough.

[@jelofishh]

just like those lines he snorted

[@sanandn.r7889]

I dont get it

[@idosss9957]

I would personally use a binary tree, invert it 21 times. Then on assembly use the EAX register to cmp to the EDX register to resolve the conflict.

[@hidude1354]

and use a hashmap for O(1) lookup time

[@margad6969]

my grandmother runs faster than your code

[@andrewrobinson2985]

smh using 32 bit asm is a big red flag to companies.

[@nhanNguyen-wo8fy]

@@Luffytaro27 the force is strong with this person.

[@clementpoon120]

rax and rdx for 64bit

[@shiva.talwar]

The 'your welcome' is the best, most insightful part of this interview.

[@dazhu6729]

I don't get it. What is the proper response in that case?

[@parthsalat]

I think you mean "you're welcome"

[@RobSteward1983]

@@dazhu6729 "you're welcome" makes it sound like the programmer is doing them a service by showing up. A more polite response would be "thank you for having me", as in, thank you for taking the time to give me this interview.

[@codeoften9942]

That was the best part

[@govinddwivedi582]

It was like "I am ready for the war" 😅

[@mrsupremegascon]

Yeah, kinda did this. I had an interview for a junior dev op position in one of the biggest tech company of my country. I prepared my interview for an entire week, learning their tech stack and how to build efficient CI/CD, artifacts management and monitoring on it. At the interview, that was just like 15min, they just asked me very very basic question about the philosophy of dev ops. I was underwhelmed. I got the job and learned later that they didn't expected much technical knowledge from a junior position, only a bit of theory and human behaviour. Yup.

[@Omega-mr1jg]

I did the same with a fuck ton of leetcode problems Instead they told me to make a CSS switch, which i didnt even have to actually use my own css for, aswell as a basic random int min-max range im not sure what I was expecting from an internship position...

[@DraxTheDestroyer]

Reading comments like yours, I think I've been making this whole process look VERY hard in my mind. I'm going to quickly finish my project without doing extreme shit and start applying right away.

[@Karinnederland]

nice! do they hire remotely? since I live in the Netherlands

[@mucdykpu]

no way lmao i've done actual hard programs for 1-3 hours and not even get hired for junior/entry level positions

[@joeypencil5368]

That "Yup" sums it all up well enough 😂

[@renakollmann-suhr9541]

This is too relatable. I remember over-preparing for every interview where I literally went through my entire degree again to make interview notes. I had a one scrawling word document of every algorithm + time complexities and data structure I ever learned, and then another one for every possible behavioural question and examples of conflicts and how I resolved them. Then they asked me where I see myself in 10 years and how much I want to be paid. Too good, love you Joma 😂

[@bos9824]

Why not store as runnable code?

[@haneenqayyum8776]

share ur hardwork with us and earn eternal goodwill

[@jessicav931]

How much i wanted to be paid always surprised me. Growing up i learned that the "proper" answer is to say "lo que usted diga" ("as you will say") when somebody ask you this. Is sad, i got this idea that when I get a job somebody is making me a favor and that's why I should not impose. I don't know if is culture, family education or because almost all my friends and i started working in a bad economy, with not good jobs, so we get used to to peanuts

[@renakollmann-suhr9541]

@@bos9824 because Microsoft Word is the best IDE

[@TheMrVogue]

@@jessicav931 Nah, always go HAM af. Then if they don't like it, they'll try to talk you down. Know your rate though, just always push it 10 - 20k higher, good things shake out of that.

[@JoeChang1999]

I have 2 solutions to this problem. The first one is 1D DP where I memorize every single mistakes that my manager has ever made and store them in a hashmap while use date as a key to lookup. The second one is greedy algorithm where I fight my manager inch by inch and win every single arguments we have to destroy him. They both have a time complexity of O(n), but the greedy one uses constant memory only, so it’s better. Now let’s run some test cases. You (interviewer) can be my manager and we can start a conflict here.

[@gcg8187]

hahaha

[@nicotinedealer7653]

You can reduce it to O(1) by using a hashmap

[@yahwehagape]

Negative space complexity solution: delete reference to conflicting coworker and let garbage collection handle it from there.

[@DaddyDadBod]

You are hired!

[@berlin_tech_academy]

I hope that 1D DP here is not something like 1-dildo double penetration or similar, otherwise there is no need for further explainations xD

[@Show_Cast]

How much content this guy can put in one minute is just mind blowing. Love you joma

[@123FireSnake]

In Actuality: Now that you've proven that you had to acquire a maths degree on the side to your CS degree shown that you know all programming patterns by name and by heart and proven to us that you are potentially compatible with the team and answered some absurd question we stole from google interviews we're fairly confident that you can infact color by numbers.

[@jamess.2491]

nope, we need you to center that div for 8 hours a day

[@mnh38287]

@@jamess.2491 horizontally and vertically

[@BillClinton228]

But what if that div needs to have rounded corners? You will need all your algorithm knowledge to solve that difficult problem

[@mrocto329]

@@jamess.2491 then body { display: grid; place-items: center; }

[@dunebuggy1292]

High level computer science is math. Software Engineering is the superset.

[@B0XMATTER]

"Fucking love meditating." That got me rolling on the floor.

[@sirbughunter]

So sick. That punchline...

[@robertoenriquechavezrodrig731]

Hahaha yeah that was amazing 😂

[@fagel9592]

😂 I got the job

[@akatYouT]

I never imagined coders in SV did coke

[@knownas2017]

@ordinary name Yeah I heard some cops likes donuts and coffee.

[@Appar4tus]

"thank you for hopping on this interview" "you're welcome"

[@AndrewNguyenOfficial]

I interviewed for a unique role where it blends web development, product management, and marketing. It's with a large corporation, they offer a high salary, and I'll be working with a lot of seasoned professionals. I prepared like hell for everything and expected the toughest questions to be brought up. Coding question: do you have any experience with HTML? Product management: have you worked with Agile before? Marketing: what forms of marketing have you worked with? Yup, it was that basic. I spent days preparing for questions like, "Can you map out a marketing strategy that would increase our CTR without raising our CPL, using the example data table that we've presented. Please notate all calculations in detail and your thought process." (this one came up from another interview for a similar position) The rest of the interviews were spent talking about video games, cars, and things we liked and disliked.

[@von...]

dude lol, I relate to this so heavily. I somehow did my absolute first SE initial-interview with the companies CTO, they hit me up on monday & I scheduled it on the upcoming friday (so I could prepare studying system design stuff hella, cuz I had graduated 1 month prior). As far as anything interview-y, all we did was basically just walk through the decade of the company since he started it & how their overall tech stack changed along with their customer base, then he further broke things down as I asked knowledgeable questions about how their individual systems were designed & configured. That took like 25 minutes, but then he saw my car key & we got to talking how much we both share the love of modifying older BMWs & taking them to the local tracks at any opportunity (both are not rich guy cars, except maybe the year they were released). I thought things were going well at the start, but once we got into turbo-talk the vibe shifted to easily the most relaxed vibe I will ever feel in an interview - vibe check passed: +respect ...then I choked on the following technical interview w/ the lead dev after not being able to solve any of the 'hard' questions using a hashmap... which, in hindsight, were probably not even leetcode medium questions - highly likely they were easy. I have since been going hard at leetcode & have been deliberate about not over-prepping for the behavioral/first interviews because they are mostly just a vibe-check lol. School got me dialed for all the system design questions, but wow was I clueless on a huge portion of LC concepts that I now know like 2nd nature.

[@Jubinmail]

that's great.

[@mrlebanon6055]

Bro can you please give me your instagram or snap or anything? I wanna ask you small questions about the field I just graduated and cant find a role. It would mean everything to me if you can reply andrew

[@RailSuleymanov]

As Gale Laakman McDowell wrote, teams usually search for an individual to pass beers with

[@marcolina7441]

I recently got hired for a job in a great tech company and even though they dissected my resume, what it came down to was if they liked me as a person. I'm glad that more and more companies are starting to realise that people are the most productive when they are having fun at work or are just comfortable with coworkers, instead of only paying attention to grades and work experience.

[@jomakaze]

My day will be made if Joma pins this comment :3

[@shadowChrist0]

@DJDaniel You lacked the humor bro.

[@hidayahapriliansyah]

and yeah he did it as well, Joma Tech.

[@IvanOdintsoff]

Congrats on making your day!

[@ghaythghannouchi3427]

If I was in your place I would use a binary tree and I will store in it all the ways that could help me solve the conflict 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@fnglfgnglknfllgknglhknglkh3795]

My program will work if joma replies

[@Atlas_Enderium]

The polar opposite of this (which is also too common) is companies wondering why they can’t find any good employees after 8 rounds interviews, 5 take home programming tests, and not being transparent with the salary of the position

[@ceeril]

01:07: he's right, especially if the manager is not technical. It's best to confuse them permanently to avoid conflict, just like HashMap.

[@yuxilong3366]

Or be the negator in the halting problem

[@Arora-Sir]

underrated commnent xD

[@vitaliiivanov9514]

It actually makes sense. If I had a conflict with a manager, I'd just put him in a bucket. Just like hash map does.

[@walexia]

I can confuse them with my stupidity thank you!!

[@liveankur]

I did not understand. Can you please explain it ?

[@strawberry_lacroix]

“Hey, thank you so much for hopping on this call” “You’re welcome” lmfao I nearly died at this 😂

[@sp33r]

needs to grind social skills as well lmao

[@Cyberglad]

You’ll be asked for stuff you’ll actually never use. In my 25 year career I never had to choose between linked list vs array list or optimise garbage collection. But I had to do much other very difficult, non-coding stuff. Actually, as a senior, I spent 95% of time in “what to code” than “how to code”

[@guilhermealvessilveira8938]

I optimize the GC sometimes, but It was rare, and because It ran on premises.

[@Techtrendzs]

Super relatable !! I prepared like this for an interview which I thought will be purely technical but they ended up asking “ What makes you get up everyday from bed” 😂😂

[@Felipera_]

Usually a strong need to pee. Followed by hunger.

[@joaquinkemel7128]

@@Felipera_ nice

[@PedroPimentel]

Coffee

[@Kai-iq2ps]

Hashmap.

[@timexpeachtree]

@@Kai-iq2ps Awesome 😎 reply 🙌 they are bound by laws of space-time to hire

[@carlo7628]

I lost it at "I fucking love meditating", that was even better than the final punchline ahah

[@mccrispysparks]

I watched this video on repeat instead of "meditating". Worked out great - I join Google next week as their AI/ML architect. Thanks Joma 🙌

[@Karinnederland]

Great! where could i apply for vacancies at Google as a data engineer or data related job? your advice will be very much appreciated :)

[@JuanThaSilva]

You guys either have an amazing abstract perspective of sarcasm or this is a serious answer. XD

[@mccrispysparks]

lol it really wasn't a serious answer @@JuanThaSilva

[@AAA-AAA158]

"if you ever get stuck, just throw a hashmap at the problem"

[@akramdiafat9380]

Legandery comment that saved dozen of developers life

[@someonerandom704]

They made a whole programming language around that, it's called JavaScript

[@bataunder6161]

I scrolled for this comment. Though punch line is funny the Pirate King did hashmap interview video First.

[@Darkstorm12321]

I actually had a similar experience to this. Software engineer manager: What went poorly in your last team, and what will you do on your current team to ensure that things happen differently? Me: Oh f***, I didn't study for this!

[@Kai-iq2ps]

You just need to use a hashmap.

[@tkdevlop]

@@Kai-iq2ps yup ordering hashbrown for my team on daily basis cause them to be unmotivated & obese for which I decided to cook my own hashbrown using a air fryer

[@BillClinton228]

I went through 4 rounds of interviews, they told me I did well on all my technical tests and the Lead Dev liked me, but I'm not a good fit for their team. Ummmmm ok....

[@xxxhomiexxx5]

What if nothing went poorly? What do you even say?

[@mojeplejlisty]

@@xxxhomiexxx5 "on my last team one of the issues were communication and accountability. Especially during current times communication is key to have full understandment of the issue for all parties involved. So learning by mistakes i do take extra care by communicating and CCing all necessary info to keep the documentation flow intact. Sometimes I even just type FYI things to some coworkers so they can stay in the loop and know what's going on. Also as for accountability I don't mind to do one extra step if it assures me the project is on time and we'll executed. So I don't mind correcting small mistakes of others and also I'm not offended if my mistakes are pointed out for correction. It provides a clear understanding of mutual help which is necessary in any team environment." ..... So did I get the job?

[@paridhijain7062]

This video is perfectly played. Exactly this happens in software developer or IT job profiles interviews. Made my day❤🤜🤛

[@Coyyang]

I cannot stop burst out laughing in the end because I was thinking about the EXACT same solution

[@danjelhysenaj4859]

Same I did lol

[@guanlunzeng9332]

Sure we all did the same thing

[@jamess.2491]

answer to every programming interview question: use a hashmap

[@4ugeistr]

@@jamess.2491 add "puta madre" for style points

[@hellowill]

Literally true story. Aced the AWS online test only to get grilled by 40mins of LPs (recruiter said it would 1-2 questions at the end). I feel like they knew I memorised 1000 leetcode questions.

[@ayoublachguer4382]

the leadership principales questions may be soooo tricky sometimes. you may be the best technicaly talking but when it comes to those questions, well if you are not well prepared..... you ll get grilled

[@zxGHOSTr]

I roughly read 2000 pages about C# to get my dream job as a C# Dev (books from Jon Skeet and Micheal Richter, I can really be recommend their books). Ended up getting a JS and Python Job. The payment is stellar though.

[@cucumberwithketchup]

Got similar experience, was grinding dotnet, but then got nodejs job by pure random

[@karolinalencina7121]

I wanted js, got php

[@Nickgyw6]

100% accurate, prepping for interviews right now. The Leetcode grind is real. I hate it with a passion and I hate how interviewing has devolved into this.

[@nomadshubham3907]

Man u r lucky.If you were in India preparing for SDE roles,you would have to do lots of Competitive programming (along with leetcode) bfore getting even a decent paying job....

[@jessenthebenezer]

@@nomadshubham3907 not true at all lol

[@nomadshubham3907]

@@jessenthebenezer where are u from ?

[@Senth99]

It's gotten so worse over the past few years. Unless you get a question you know plus a good interviewer, good luck with passing a round.

[@videosforyou567]

@@nomadshubham3907 I agree competition is almost 2x in India than anywhere else.. still competitive programming is overkill unless you're aiming for like 30lpa+ as a fresher

[@RayMak]

In all 3 languages. That's next level. Dang I'm so smart. Nice...

[@ApoCaLypSeXVII]

LMAOOOO this reminds me of an interview I did when I was super Junior, and they asked a behavioural question like "how would you handle a non'-technical dispute with a co-worker" and I didn't actually process that it wasn't technical so I said well if my code is more optimal than his/hers then the correct choice would be to go with my program since everything i write is in constant time.

[@gcg8187]

xD

[@Ou8y2k2]

Hey, it's better to be embarassingly wrong than to blank for 90 secs.

[@personontheinternet2164]

This is the most gangsta shit I've ever heard in my entire life.

[@ApoCaLypSeXVII]

@Ash Madden I was just arrogant

[@NunOnABike]

This was so good. Companies don’t really want geniuses but normal people who can work in and build a team to bring in results than going all Han Solo in a project.

[@NunOnABike]

To add to this. If you’re actually a genius, companies would actually contact you for a position rather than the other way around! Great vid!

[@Rayzan1000]

@@NunOnABike You are contradicting yourself. Also, companies don't magically know if you are a genius (and if you say grades, remember, many exams also require people skills, which is what you are now assuming geniuses don't poses). Besides, people who are exceptionally good at a certain skill, but lack people skills, often tend to have a hard time convincing others of their skill, without a proper chance to really proof themselves. I've seen/heard of this so many times; someone is exceptionally good at a certain skill, yet the first impression people get from this person is often slightly sloppy/mediocre. The truth is a lot more nuanced and often depends on the position. Sure when working with a team, you want people to be able to work together. But when the deadline is tight and the bugs are plenty, you'll also really love someone who can bring in the solutions - even if that person can be a bit challenging at times. Also, in my experience, most companies don't test candidates' technical capabilities in the first interview.

[@caj-hs3zl]

Literally my life past few months. Tech interviews are soul crushing. Not the interviews themselves but the anxiety before them 😢

[@adewunmijoseph2070]

Am I the only one that didn't want the video to end?? 😭😂

[@adewunmijoseph2070]

He doesn't disappoint 😂😂😂 Hope to have a Convo with you one day, Joma Oppa

[@cattlebruiser3978]

So I interview engineers and am normally on the front line doing behavioural interviews before we let people through to technical tests. And yesterday I asked this question and the silly twit started talking about how scrum processes can avoid all conflicts. This video is more accurate than you might think.

[@BittermanAndy]

Scrum is the solution to all problems. And if you somehow find a problem that isn't solved by Scrum, change your problem.

[@MrCmon113]

Stop harassing people with stupid questions.

[@alexbaltimore]

Took me about 5 failed interviews to finally get an offer out of college. Studying a bunch of data structures and algorithms majority of the time will mess you up more than help. Learn from past interviews, study projects you have done and just relate problems/solutions to stuff you know. If the recruiter values your projects and passion on things you did, as well as fits the work their doing, you will probably get the most enjoyment out of that work environment anyways.

[@dawnriddler]

doesn't always work, tbh most interviews ask all these questions, you just have to pass the HR first

[@alexbaltimore]

@@dawnriddler I'm working with a start up and its way more enjoyable than a big corporation, but that's all preference.

[@MrCmon113]

Why would I do a "project" on my own?

[@alexbaltimore]

@@MrCmon113 It gives you more experience and better knowledge of new topics. Using you Git account as your portfolio is not commonly used but I have seen people use it and it always helped them. The person hiring you can see how you code.

[@slayer_adri]

"You are welcome" with a serious, concentrated face. It gets me every time 🤣

[@przemysawbaca2449]

Wow what a perfect video, instant sub edit. watched it second time and still cant believe how good the acting, writing, narrating and pacing was lol

[@SameenIslam]

Got some interviews coming up and this came at just the right time. You made my day!

[@muskydev]

How did your interviews go?

[@SameenIslam]

@@muskydev going well, still doing them

[@danjelhysenaj4859]

Beside the jokes, most of the Software engineers does a lot of researches and read data structure learn pattern just for the interrview. When it comes then applying those rules in the job "StackOvverFlow"" comes to game.

[@kooltyme]

did you have a stroke?

[@BruceNJeffAreMyFlies]

Take it from someone only half way through cs50; Stack overflow does nothing to help you if you don't understand the concepts. Th nomenclature is already getting clearer after a few weeks, but when I was writing my first lines of code, that website was as good as gibberish.. 'The stack? Whats that? Wait, what the fuck is a recursion? Malloc? That sounds like the BBEG of my last dungeons and dragons campaign!!'

[@zingo1848]

@@absaintdane7 I always thought that these types of questions are a bit of an IQ test, rather than your suitability for the role... but in a way IQ is/can be important

[@OneManCanStopTheMotorOfWorld]

@@BruceNJeffAreMyFlies no shit

[@incaseyoumissedit9253]

I dont have to know dns lookup to develop websites

[@ImuriTheHahn]

The best interview prep video I've seen TBH

[@gwch3481]

I would use git diff to help me see the differences that causes the conflict with the manager branch, then manually go through each of them and resolve them

[@emilyparnell4661]

+

[@TN-zt7us]

LGTM!

[@matheusjahnke8643]

I think there's a way to make git go through them "cluser by cluster" by patching I know some commands do that (like git add -p or - -patch)

[@JS44444]

I’d hashmap my manager too. 😂

[@LionBrine]

I want to hashmap his wife

[@TheMohawkNinja]

On the flip side, the one time I interviewed for a C++ developer, I couldn't answer any of the questions. I had been 99% self-taught, so therefore despite having programmed for ~15 years including multi-threading and networking code, I had absolutely no idea what "static" meant beyond needing it occasionally to make the compiler happy.

[@rhyffraff]

I'm pretty sure that's EXACTLY what static means

[@murooow]

Imagine not knowing what "static" means after ~15 years programming in an object oriented language.

[@rhyffraff]

Imagine replying to a 6 month old comment to give someone crap about a minor knowledge gap.

[@Mikebigmike94]

@@rhyffraffi think He’s just more surprised, as am I. I’ve only been doing OOP for less than a year and know how what static does and why it’s needed. Until I seen this post I assumed it was quite important to know as you might need static methods or fields when building stuff ?

[@straksksk3164]

Thats actually diabolical, 😭 im self taught too but a physics major who studies cs on the side as well

[@Animus7]

This is so on point. I'm doing my first practical C++ interview for a company in a few days and I'm so anxious I can't stop studying

[@AshPragasam]

Don't worry, you'll be fine

[@asherujudo7383]

Just remember, mapa hash. puta madre

[@kennethornieta2375]

how did it went?

[@anaybaid]

Wow, I can’t express how true this really is.

[@Cristian_M_]

You work for 40yrs to have $1M in your retirement, meanwhile some people are putting just $10K in a meme coin from just few months ago and now they are multimillionaires.......

[@robertgeorge238]

I’m celebrating a $30k stock portfolio today. I started this journey with 6k. I have invsted on time and also with the right terms now I have time for my family and the life ahead of me

[@thylda7877]

Wow, this is really amazing. How do you come about it

[@rubenmarkosyan4736]

The "Elements of Programming Interviews" exists in free languages - Python, C++, and Java. I assume Spanish is Java.

[@frecio231]

As a Spanish native speaker I can assure you, indeed Java is Spanish.

[@bizarrrre]

@@frecio231 jajajajaja

[@dunghuynh2111]

Does Java mean coffee in Spanish?

[@frecio231]

@@dunghuynh2111 yes

[@bizarrrre]

@@dunghuynh2111 well, it makes perfect sense!

[@Enginmann]

Keep posting short skits like this one😂😂😍

[@panlis6243]

"Don't understand shit but memorized every keyword" sums up most of my job interview preparations

[@Goefrei0516]

Lmao, I did this back when I started my first tech job as a software engineer after schooling. I study languages relevant for the jobs on my country and lots of other preparation while waiting for the hiring process which took like 4 months. It was a big company so I was expecting the tech to be really deep work. I was surprised it was Oracle Cloud. Lmao

[@sonalita_]

The answer to every question is "stack overflow"

[@sergokovaltsov3427]

Remember being rejected because of the way i was answering the questions. I got overprepared and literally knew all the answers. Answers were too structured and interviewer suspected that I don't understand what I was saying. No, I did. (It was an internship interview, so questions were easy and I can accept why they were sus about me)

[@chamamemestre]

How programmers actually prepare: 1. They spam CVs. 2. Pray to all the GODs. 3. Drink a lot. 4. Cry a lot. 5. Actually get a job because even if you suck, the demand for programmers, coders, data analysts and scientists is still through the roof for the next decades.

[@vrclckd-zz3pv]

Co-pilot be like: I'm gonna end this man's whole career

[@yeetdeets]

Not my experience at all

[@paweszczepanski6738]

Not if you are a junior.

[@floppy_keyboard]

@@yeetdeets same. I have about 3 years experience and can't find anything

[@rewe3536]

If you suck it's ok. The problem is when the person is actually good and still can't get a job because they are a bunch of boomers and don't know what to look for in a programmer.

[@Max-gs7vz]

I would use a Hashmap combines with a special deep cashing algorithm. Load Balancing would be implemented via Data Sharding and a new developed Data science techinque called multithreading.

[@norpriest521]

let's see Paul Allen's hashmap

[@arabadjiewww]

I've never seen that much stuff in a minute as I did then.

[@scsmncao]

Ah yes, Doublelift did the classic LCS pro to SWE switch ;)

[@e.miguelangelromeroucharic69]

Hey man, I am Spanish native speaker, and your Spanish sounds so well, you just need to keep like this and some or later you will reach a good level of it.

[@Shake_Well_Before_Use]

You left the bathroom light on

[@triple965]

Love how “hashmap” is the solution to everything 😂

[@stealthattack2209]

I love your meditation techniques Joma. What is the minimum "time" that you should meditate?

[@xitin9940]

time to sniff 3 lines

[@LosPrimosStar]

I suppose one good breath

[@jaywhitewood2810]

I think he counts time in milligrams xD

[@namvutranngoc6945]

3 lines of code! not coke!@@xitin9940

[@vinilzord1]

Thanks bro! 🙂 As someone working hard to succeed in the industry, I appreciate people who share this kind of knowledge.

[@myczxr]

inspirador, una verdadera leyenda

[@nic_sic]

I’m studying for an interview in a few days that feels super out of my league so this was perfect timing haha

[@ravencaptures5985]

I should say this is one of the best edited videos of the decade!

[@bikashgurung6407]

Seems so true!! It had me laughing like crazy and thanks for the amazing video Joma.

[@Zyets]

I've never done any of this. Never seriously prepared for interviews in my life. If i don't know the answer, i say honestly - i don't know. If i'm not concerned about my answer, i say something anyway, but i make a mark that i'm not sure that this is correct information. Eventually some of the interviewers correct me - this is the great opportunity to learn all the answers for all the typical questions. Leave most important interviews for the last - you should do them with most confidence and experience of being interviewed you could have. You should be calm and confident - this is more important than learning the answers. I've been an interviewer lots of times as well and I should warn you guys it is quite obvious when you know how to answer but you actually had never learned THE ANSWER. So please don't cheat, be honest - it's way more important. Remember that interview scene from "The Pursuit of Happyness" ("I'm the type of person...") - that was really strong move.

[@seanfang398]

Thank you for your advice! It is very helpful and pertinent🤝

[@nirorit]

I never prepare for an interview, I think a good state of mind benefits me much more considering I have a good memory. (I do pass most of them, I think the calm I’m radiating is much more important than being able to solve 100% of the problem)

[@yoomann5090]

Actually all those student prep for interview. We all can relate to joma content. Love it @Joma ❤️ and bcuz of the content I feel more energetic to learn hashmaps 😂😂

[@MoholtSb]

im a Software engineer and I won't understand this new trend to work with 4-5 screens. 2 are enough, and we are not stock market brokers

[@saibachoudhury2475]

Why is this actually true haha! my very first interview for an internship went exactly like this. I had practiced some questions from the 50 most common asked questions for coding interviews and what not only to not be asked almost anything about coding but these

[@BackRoomsBooks]

Awesome!!!!! I'm going through the same thing

[@KeithGalli]

Hashmap is the programming world's equivalent to 42

[@Steelrat1994]

It is that good after all.

[@prolevelcallout4597]

“24….” *snickers obnoxiously*

[@benjamincrew1949]

I'm kind of surprised how useful they are. I just used one the other day at my senior's recommendation, so I could have some enum keys to a struct of the start and end of some ranges. It turned out looking pretty clean and elegant looking. I was originally going to use an array.

[@sarcasticserpent]

I've been unemployed for a while and I have a technical interview in two days and I'm freaking out. Thank you, after this video, I'm freaking out a little less.

[@Kr0ku]

How did it go?

[@sarcasticserpent]

@@Kr0ku I felt it went okay, but apparently it was good enough because I've got the offer! :D Thank you for asking!

[@viltrumite]

Interviewer: thanks for hoppin on this call. Joma: your welcome. Interviewer: 😐

[@stingrae789]

The annoying thing is after years of development experience and a masters degree... People still want to test whether I can code.🤷

[@CheckDisOutpeeps]

Well duh

[@stevezelaznik5872]

There are a lot pf great programmers with a masters and years of experience. There are a lot of shitty programmers with a masters and years of experience. Their resumes look similar.

[@konrad2431]

Right? Imagine going through the same process over and over again and having useless HR talks about "your most exciting projects", "what do you like to do in your free time" like we are on a fucking tinder date.

[@stingrae789]

​@@stevezelaznik5872 There aren't a lot of either? Most people moving into a masters program of any sort have good grades. Good grades in most cases implies at least some aptitude. While I'm sure you could pay your way through a coursework masters and university, it's another thing to have work experience...You generally won't be kept around if you aren't pulling weight. Possible but very unlikely. Having solid work experience (2+ years at each place worked) wouldn't raise a red flag for me at all.

[@CheckDisOutpeeps]

@@stingrae789 There’s going to be someone willing to complete 100s of leetcode questions just to get that job you think you’re too good to do the interview task for.

[@Etcher]

2018: did my first interview 2022: did my 21st interview 2023: I work for Google

[@andresdelbusto2184]

I speak Spanish as a native language and had to re-watch 3 times de "P*ta madre" part to understand what you said, even with the subs 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Masterpiece! Thanks for making me laugh

[@id-harry-on-cloud4570]

HashMap is not a thread-safe, so, how can it help to safely resolve a conflict?

[@rimurutempest2130]

ConcurrentHashMap .. HashMap 😂😂

[@anthonypaul6148]

bruh I have a series of interviews today and was cramming on hash map collision handling strategies yesterday 🤣

[@xZeroOffical]

I never did any preparation for job interview(s) and still got the job(s). As someone who also interviews candidates, I never ask trick questions. It's not required. Everything I need is gathered from way of thinking.

[@adamschimmel4070]

No bullshit question like what do you know about our company 🤩

[@sandip17]

This is timeless, I keep coming back to this for relaxation, best is the bathroom break 😂

[@baska-]

0:28 Leena Xu

[@Bladefield]

Exactly all of what I did 😂 Interview was far too easy, passed before walking out of the room.

[@duzypokoj1151]

things you learn during overpreparing will still make you a better programmer overall so win win situation

[@vinitgurjar957]

Big brother JOMA thanks for suggesting resources for my interview prep😂😂.

[@shanosullivan12]

This is too accurate! 🤣🤣🤣 Also me right now, preparing for a final final interview tomorrow!

[@anderstars]

How'd it go?

[@shanosullivan12]

@@anderstars thank you for asking. I got offered the job earlier today actually! Start in 2 weeks time! I'm so pumped! ☺️

[@anderstars]

@@shanosullivan12 congrats!!!

[@harshitraj736]

The way he said, "You're welcome". Everyone needs that kind of confidence.

[@allensinho4]

LOL I just had an interview with IBM for a systems support position and was memorizing boot sequences, network lingo, reviewed all tools i used, and learned IBM Watson's structures and their history and my programming projects that would relate to the position etc etc.... IBM interviewer: "so i see you worked at Nissan before. My brother had one and hated it. Are the transmissions really that bad? I was looking at one this week"

[@pila1280]

Ouch when you got a real person as interviewer.

[@djkehhh]

I think he passes the interview. Hashmap is a well-known resolution to solve conflicts with m-

[@kobebyrant9483]

Didn’t expect the ending. LMAO

[@youericc]

I would use git push -force or take the source files if they look correct to resolve the conflict.

[@boomerangfish3558]

LOL! my first job interview as a frontender, I studied all Vue, React and Angular, but the only thing they wanted me to do was to flex a red div from left to right. only needed html and css which arent really programming languages 😂

[@fishywtf]

Must've been relieving lol

[@boomerangfish3558]

@@fishywtf I guess. but I was very skeptical and ready for the "real" test, but that was it and I got the job

[@vakey]

Html and CSS are programming languages. Vue, React, and Angular are not (they are libraries).

[@Felipera_]

@@vakey html is a markup language, css is a styling language with very minimal calculation and variables capabilities. The others are libraries, but frameworks would be a better name.

[@amroalnajar708]

@@vakey HTML & CSS are not programming languages, end of discussion.

[@amanbomjan873]

Why does having multiple screen feel and look sooo good.😇😊😍

[@ShaharHarshuv]

I wish one candidate I interview would do half of this.

[@CoupeDominic]

Fuq you, no one’s fault your daddy raped you. Don’t give us a hard time

[@tarek7451]

Loooool this guy would for sure make a good comedy feature film one day… hashmap didn’t disappoint me! 😂