Jonathan Blow clips to watch at 3 hour lunch break at a web company

[@pikuma]

Casey's sincere laughing at the Expertsexchange was the highlight of this vid

[@youtubeviewerxx]

oh my god I can't unread it now

[@matthew314engineering7]

I totally agree, I was having a blast hahahahaha

[@Tomab3]

Pikuma

[@paulc2448]

i couldn't stop laughing as well ^^'

[@radscorpion8]

disagree it was definitely the linux joke at 8:30

[@AdobadoFantastico]

5:40 "but then I also deleted the garbage generator" 😂

[@XeZrunner]

I love this so much lol hope there's more coming

[@MitraKesava]

“But is she hot?” “No she looks like a penguin” This had me on the floor for about ten minutes.

[@0ia]

3:50, love casey

[@vembdev]

lmao this is so funny i never noticed it

[@rokker333]

"100ms ... that's almost as long as it takes to write a character in atom" 🤣

[@jonatan.cirqueira3925]

Give me hours-long clips of casey and John chatting and playing, Ill pay

[@Kenbomp]

Don't know why these are so uplifting

[@TanigaDanae]

The thing at 8:25 is supposed to help you understand a complex thing. If your Doxygen ever produces this : run

[@andrewjhaman]

9:10 he missed the low hanging fruit of the game being called colossal

[@JhoferGamer]

🤣

[@cheerwizard21]

3:13 - max volume for your headphones and speakers :)

[@Vitis-n2v]

The can you type in real time in discord with 24 cores hits so hard. Like it wasn't very fast from the beginning given it's using electron but hell has it gotten incredibly slow over time. Especially the android app

[@triberium_]

@@tonystarkagi yep, every update it just gets slower for me, at times it just is a grey rectangle that doesnt do shit

[@miguelpereira9859]

The Discord app on android has gone to shit

[@kelvinpina3392]

​@miguelpereira9859 it thougt it was my phone being too old, changed it to a new one and still slow as hell

[@MuteObserver]

Weirdly precise title -perfect title.

[@fleaspoon]

I love this clips 😂

[@dandymcgee]

9:09 finally did me in 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@floatline]

The title is perfectly accurate, that's exactly what i'm doing now LOL

[@snowman4933]

3:31 "Let me check my math quickly" "Dude IDK" Holy flicker how can a clip be this much relatable?

[@nonefvnfvnjnjnjevjenjvonej3384]

oh man i love him so much...

[@Netherlands031]

Luckily im a typescript dev, not a JavaScript one 🎉

[@tsessarsky]

"Wait. That's illegal."

[@nerdError0XF]

Same bro. John definitely didn't mean us, right? right?...

[@BinToss._.]

As a fellow Typescript developer, it still sucks, but less. Now, throw in some runtime type checking and maybe some half-decent type reflection and then we can talk. Arktype made my life slightly less hellish, but it's all running in a JavaScript runtime at the end of the day.

[@Wyvernnnn]

Typescript has the best type system around Don't need reflections

[@w花b]

​@@nerdError0XF Even if he did, why should that matter. Unless you're lonely, there's no need to search for recognition

[@5bitcube]

Fell off my chair with the last one

[@jupiterapollo4985]

I had the video in fullscreen, and that black screen at 9:22 freaked me the f**k out! Made me think my pc just crashed or something 😂

[@KonradSkagerberg]

this vid is lit

[@inkolore2]

3:27 me_irl

[@AhamzaA]

it's 3 am and I'm laughing "Expert Sex Change"

[@stevecarter8810]

I love the implication that those brain rotted Devs will take three hours to watch a nine minute video.

[@stevecarter8810]

8:25 graphviz seriously needs help

[@ham-n-jam]

I fucking love this vid title lmfao

[@pandorin2348]

🤣🤣🤣 the company i work for only gives me 30min lunch, but i take 1.5 hour lunch

[@Lin_The_Cat_]

0:37 Jonathan is by no means exaggerating here. I had to use cpplint for a university class once, and it fucking flips shit on you when you type pun like that, but when you use their overly-verbose horseshit syntax, reinterpret_cast(it.target_memory), which - keep in mind - DOES THE SAME FUCKING THING UNDER THE HOOD, suddenly it's okay.

[@jventura1738]

0:54 was almost crazy😭

[@البراءأبوالقاسمقريشي]

TOP H

[@untimateds]

three hour lunch break.. on point

[@logixindie]

What does this mean?

[@ifstatementifstatement2704]

LOL brilliant

[@andresfelipelosada5185]

literally at my 2h lunch break

[@cyanmargh]

3:54 напомнило магазин кальянов в мытищах под названием "москальян"

[@stickguy9109]

Можешь объяснить? Моё знание русского немного слабое.

[@cyanmargh]

@@stickguy9109 мос кальян (московский кальян) / москаль Ян (Ян - имя, москаль - обзывательство для россиян)

[@cyanmargh]

@@stickguy9109 мос кальян (московский кальян) / москаль Ян (Ян - имя, москаль - обзывательство для россиян)

[@yourgrace9035]

МосТурБаза

[@gregoryk_lite]

​@@stickguy9109 Москаль Ян

[@Teabone3]

Gold

[@olegvegan]

This video cured my ligma

[@roko567]

0:54 LMFAO

[@senmem9134]

I have no clue what he wants but he really wants it

[@Smiley_Frown]

5:29 never fails to make me laugh

[@losi47]

the title is too real lmao

[@HuracanSeneca]

And then there is me who learns JS, just discovering this dude. WOMP WOMP..

[@KomodoSound]

I wouldn't worry about it. Being a professional programmer just means that you are getting paid to code. There just happens to be way more demand for web devs than for game engine programmers. I mean at the moment the market is tough for webdev, but for game programming it seems to be a bloodbath. Unless you start your own project, professional programming means you will be working on a language decided by others, implementing features decided by others, and many times they chose javascript (for anything in the browser there is no other choice at the moment).

[@MessyMasyn]

js is a good programming language, he's just saying you don't become a better programmer

[@Elrog3]

@@MessyMasyn If you knew more about him you'd know he is also saying Javascript is a terrible language.

[@MessyMasyn]

@Elrog3 for him i guess. Js is the best language I have used

[@sharkonet3636]

4:04 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@1bird_d]

9:18 forsen

[@evilmanua]

3:22 thx for warning mate

[@notAyoke]

forsen mentioned

[@codecaine]

8:10 😂🤣

[@groku0112]

What keyboard does he use?

[@andsribeiro]

Please make more videos bajdbahsbah

[@nerdError0XF]

Друг прошу вернись Твои видосы одна из лучших вещей что я видел в интернете

[@Raisincookies55]

What is the code editor that he uses?

[@Elrog3]

emacs. Why? Its what he knows. He doesn't see a point in swapping to another like vim because its just different, not better/worse.

[@Raisincookies55]

@@Elrog3 dude relax, I'm new to programming, just asking to learn.

[@sergiorodrigoroyo5079]

"Atom is slow", says the guy using Emacs 🤣

[@GillesLouisReneDeleuze]

What about Jonathan Blow ASMR clips?

[@tsessarsky]

3:13 you mean one of those?💀

[@the_original_dude]

One thing I don't understand is how did web devs come about watching Jon. I'd expect game programmers, and programmers that don't like the way things are. Like, what's going on here

[@CianMcsweeney]

a sizeable number of web developers ended up where they are because that's what they were taught in college and so that's the career they continued on with, many can recognize the absolute absurdity of some of the software "engineering" decisions going on today. I myself am a backend engineer in Java, in my free time I code games, toy compilers and general small programs in C

[@KomodoSound]

As a web dev, I enjoy watching Jon's contrarian takes from time to time. I plan on giving a try to his language once he releases it. One big thing Jon fails to see regarding the complexity of web dev is that on the web, you have to load everything, all assets, and initialize the page in less than 100 ms. You can't rely on installing GB of assets on the user's device beforehand as is the case for games. The other factor is that big websites are often handled by massive corporations, these are not always super exciting projects but which do generate more reliable income than an indie game, so the culture is completely different. Instead of a handful of star programmers, they rely on a small army of average programmers on whom they need to enforce some best practices to avoid complete disaster. The context, the requirements, the culture, is completely different, and even though they are both called programming they don't have much in common.

[@TVIDS123]

@@CianMcsweeney unless you're doing a web development course at college, I don't think this is true. A computer science or software engineering course will teach you OOP. There wasn't a single bit of web development on my CS course.

[@TVIDS123]

This crap started appearing in my feed yesterday and I'm watching my third video for the same reason I sometimes watch Elon Musk or Andrew Tate - so that I can try to understand why morons look up to these people. This guy is clearly unhappy and opinionated for no reason. He seems to value doing things the hard way instead of standing on the shoulders of giants and using tools to make your life easier. The guy talks about writing his own language and own OS, so you know he's a fool. There is no reason do either of these (especially as a one-man team) in 2023, especially an OS. I choose to write web applications because I love web development. I like having a job that gets me involved in the front end, back end and database. I enjoy working with TypeScript. It being higher level programming doesn't mean it's not without its difficulty. Software Engineering is more than writing code, and this guy doesn't seem to understand that. This guy writes games - recreational software. There's nothing wrong with that, but he needs to get off of his high horse. The games industry is the lowest paid, most over-worked sector of software engineering, and has a lot of the grunt-work that is involved in web development. He should stop looking down on people. I proved to myself during university that if I want to do the things this idiot thinks makes me worth something (writing compilers, designing languages, writing AI, etc) then I can. I like many web developers have simply chosen not to persue a career in that. That does not make us any worse than this jackass.

[@the_original_dude]

​@@KomodoSound the only real difference is having few good programmers vs many average and way below, the rest follows. A web site CAN be a good experience, both for users and developers. These days, even when the site is loaded, it's still slow af. I don't know what that is exactly, maybe the layout is too complex, too much javascript. One thing I do know -- it didn't use to be like that even not that long ago (2015 maybe). And there are lots of things that are annoying or don't even work. Having to load shit is a non-problem, I'm so sick of hearing about it. Again, the reason the web is hated is because it's filled with incompetent people, not because of some intrinsic challenges.

[@keeganbeaulieu4135]

who is this javascript guy and what did he do to this poor jon blow fella? D:

[@captainfordo1]

3:12 !!!

[@mnemot]

javascript user here, who's the guy with the bert kreischer laugh?

[@afunkinduck4856]

I'll assume you mean molly rocket. real name casey murytori (iirc spelling)

[@rumck]

soulja boy

[@DaGrumb]

The Andrew Tate of programming

[@khaoscero]

Andrew tate recorded himself beating women

[@fredmercury1314]

If you can't write good code in JS them you're not a better programmer.

[@civilprotectionofficer858]

Is it ok to learn c++ as self-taught and expecting to land a job? Или лучше не выеживаться и хлебнуть джаваскрипта или подобной мути 🤮

[@tsessarsky]

На эту тему будет видос, так что stay tuned

[@user-jc1ci5ub6s]

Начни с С и посмотри получится или нет

[@christeralmond1081]

C++ is one of the worst languages to start with if you're trying to find a job. It may take years to understand it in professional level. You would have better luck with javascript, or maybe Java or C#. I started learning C++ after getting masters degree in applied mathematics (lots of computer science courses as well). I never managed to find a real job even after 15 years programming with it. I've done for example own game engine, all kinds of editors, gui-library, own scripting language... Nobody cares about your own projects if you don't have any real job experience. You might have a chance if someone from your family owns a software company and can hire you (nepotism).

[@civilprotectionofficer858]

@christeralmond1081 thank you for answering, I think to go with java and backend, sadly have no time right now, but I have a setup and wrote hello world and several simple programs to convert numbers, I hope I actually start learning next year

[@petersansgaming8783]

His keyboard switches are the reason why I want to be dead now. Blue switches really? You really want to be the average 14 year old 2008 CS sweatass?

[@Wyvernnnn]

Oh he's one of those people who care about the master/main culture war Disappointing

[@seriouscat2231]

I think it's the opposite.

[@Reichstaubenminister]

I think you should go to Redmond first. And I'm not commenting this in hope, that the time machine will run out of fuel while arguing with the Windows API developers.

[@MrSomethingdark]

jonathan blow be annoying af

[@quercus_opuntia]

8:07 is actually just depressing