The Skateboard Kid - JonTron

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Credits:
Director/Writer/Actor - Jon Jafari
Producer - Sergio Torres
Director of Photography - Pete Polyakov
Gaffer - Sergio Torres
Sound - Matt Nissen
Makeup - Carissa Swany
Cast:
Jon - Himself
Shannon Krowicki - Female Bystander
Dante Jayce - Rock Lord
Hope Tomaselli - Rock Lordess
Filthy Frank - Pink Guy ( / tvfilthyfrank )
Post Production:
Visual Effects - Pete Polyakov
Lead Editor - Jon Jafari
Assistant Editor - Sergio Torres
Assistant Editor - Andrew Reynoso
Special thanks to LilTommyJ (Tom Jackson) for "The Skateboard Boy" song: / liltommyj
Title Cards/Intro/Art Assets - Michael Azzi : / michafrar
JonTron Logo: Keanu Modeseven Jones + Shane Gill of / dykgaming

[@JohnWolfe]

Hi, Jon. I just found out there is a Skateboard Kid II. You know what you must do. I await your completed mission.

[@JohnWolfe]

h3h3Productions WOW, IT'S THE REAL ETHAN KLEIN OMFG I BETTER CLICK THAT LINK RIGHT AWAY

[@ottokrgr]

+HarshlyCritical That moment when it ACTUALLY IS Ethan. Papa bless. (link is safe)

[@NinjaTurbo100]

I need my Jeff Dunham

[@nolan5746]

+Blue you're*

[@gertkanvan6107]

+HarshlyCritical papa has blessed you

[@lakamokolaka]

Nothing says skateboarding more than pink guy screaming "fucking kill me."

[@KSMohoganyWizard1869]

+lakamokolaka who is pink guy? Where does he come from? What is his purpose on this existential plane?

[@lakamokolaka]

Mahogany Guy 1869 Pink guy is the guy in the wig, he comes from frank's ass, he lives to live only in external pain

[@joeganbogan270]

+Mahogany Guy 1869 No matter! I'll destroy them all!

[@KSMohoganyWizard1869]

lakamokolaka For real though was that frank? I vaguely know about him, but I don't watch his stuff. Adiolf Brando Not if I get you first. Don't eat or drink anything ;D

[@lakamokolaka]

Mahogany Guy 1869 yes that was him, he was dressed as a character he has called "pink guy."

[@schmoyoho]

this film is just like The Revenant--first it's about a boy's relationship with his father, then it's about a talking skateboard, then there's a clown going nuts, and then it's actually about grandaddy's hidden treasure. GREAT EPISODE, 11/10

[@emanatlas]

TENOUTTATEN

[@Mushroomhead671]

Havw you gotten your free Jeff Dunham tickets yet?

[@JonTronShow]

Your words are poetry to my joy starved ears. Comment score 110/10.

[@MattyewMashew]

JonTronShow "The only 110 This comment thread is getting"

[@St0len1]

schmoyoho!!!

[@theriotmann]

I love the implication that Jon just has a Cougar alarm in his house.

[@alignedlove6927]

love the Soundwave pfp

[@glassofwater281]

That scene made me burst out laughing

[@kicktheskullproductions9654]

What, you don't?

[@giganbutmegathicc8748]

That scene was fucking haliarias

[@vertexed5540]

You don't?

[@onepunchman9910]

Snake is probably the best character. Just sitting down eating a sandwich while everyone else fights.

[@ShockerTopper]

One Punch Man how about his reaction to people told to shut up? lol...so funny how Jon used the “caught” sound effect. All of his videos are amazing mind you, but this ranks in the top 5 for sure.

[@breakdancingninja8177]

That's how I play smash bros

[@DaLoganFrost]

Snake looks like the actor Jon Cuzsak from the teen 80's movies..... totally butchered the name.

[@rlharveson]

@@breakdancingninja8177 Ah, I see you have a bright mind

[@No-lx8uh]

He is like your brother

[@rickybobby6170]

Can we get a stand-alone film about snake where you can’t tell he’s the main character but he’s in the back of every scene just lurking around eating a sandwich

[@siriuslywastaken]

Even better, a movie focused on snake's life but it's always seen in the background of other events So like, if snake is having dialogue with someone you can just barely make it out in like a mall or some shit

[@sanity_sadness4669]

No. Not a sandwich, a taco

[@fortnitefan7273]

I’m sorry to reply something completely unrelated but it’s so cool to me that you can go on a 4 year old video and see fairly new comments that are successful

[@riddlerthediddler4392]

He already has his own game series and even made it into smash

[@sanity_sadness4669]

Kira Yoshikage I mean, you ain’t wrong

[@chom6096]

Fun fact: skateboarding was actually invented in the 40s or 50s when surfers were angry that they couldn’t surf when there weren’t waves out, so they put wheels on a wooden board and called it “sidewalk surfing.”

[@Damnto]

cool !

[@dr.anderson1847]

God then smited them for making a whole generation of lazy degenerates

[@maxjones2546]

@@dr.anderson1847 And then god invented the longboard to make them productive again.

[@EdgieAlias]

@@maxjones2546 and then god stopped being real

[@xThunderxWolfx]

@@EdgieAlias S O E D G Y

[@Decoy007]

Fun fact: This movie was written and Directed by Larry Swerdlove, whose son is Dan from the H3 Podcast. So Jon has met the director's son.

[@thedrunkenramblingsnorthea4201]

This juicy titbit of trivia knowledge deserves more likes

[@BryanSalyersXD]

it's LA, the people with money are in popular shit. not saying it's not interesting, just saying that it's kinda the way shit works.

[@Decoy007]

@@BryanSalyersXD I don't think Larry Swerdlove has a lot of money, and this movie was not popular at all.

[@tommylight1312]

@@Decoy007 Swerdlove won a Daytime Emmy in the 00s and was nominated for another Daytime Emmy for his work on the Muppet Babies in the 80s. His wife also worked on the Muppet Babies. The Skateboard Kid while being a hilarious pile of crap had some fairly big names acting and working in it, and it clearly had a decently large budget with the special effects. Also it must have made money since it had a sequel. So I have no idea how much money Swerdlove has but it's definitely a very nice living to have such a long career in Hollywood to have his son follow in the industry. Union directors and producers make a good living.

[@Decoy007]

@@tommylight1312 Wow, I guess he was pretty well known.

[@DarkShadow84]

"I'm not gonna let my hero get out of a place like this without a reward." That's such a porn line you can't tell me the writer didn't do that on purpose.

[@BigShippy0]

I like the sound of that...

[@pandalover5292]

r/theyknew

[@henleyindo]

yes

[@adam.n-steve]

Shotacon

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Oh yeaaaaah. -Yello

[@thenotsofunnygamer1220]

I love the Solid Snake detection sound and the quick zoom in on Snake's face when the car salesman's son says "Shut up Snake".

[@xAnarchRadiostar]

The Not So Funny Gamer I also noticed that just last night for the longest time lol

[@krisstasko]

"snake did not see that coming! "

[@SolidSnacks_18]

LIQUID!!!

[@burritosmith3534]

The Not So Funny Gamer I guess you could call him solid SNAKE!

[@unfunnyvalentine9153]

A weapon to surpass metal gear

[@FegeleintheLostTapes]

This movie is so 90's, my Internet cut out when the telephone rang.

[@MrOplef]

Noice

[@tasos5005]

Still waiting for your next video!

[@danarogers5896]

+TheBrawlUnit Don't pressure this guy to make more videos quicker. That's the problem with all KZbinrs. The more people pressure a KZbinr, the longer you have to wait until the video will be made.

[@TheBrawlUnit]

Austin Rogers​ Well, he doesn't make videos anymore so it's not like I could delay them

[@lucasghiloni1107]

+Fegelein: The Lost Tapes Yo thats not even funny, my internet still does that

[@TheOneAsrians]

18:47 the pure pain in Jon’s voice is so audible oh my god

[@josephblot4472]

Lmaoo im still screaming at that part lol

[@ootfan7882]

XD

[@MrSolidBlakeGaming]

🤣

[@jimbabwe3]

*He can fly now.*

[@queencancerous5332]

His delivery is genuinely hysterical

[@lcslndmt]

18:47 - I love how defeated Jon sounds when he says "he can fly now....."

[@sandyravage666]

ikr? lmfao!! xD

[@BushyBarbra]

Jake Kasishke of course XD

[@spectrevampire]

Lucas Mota You know, to the moon, though. To the moon. To the moon! To the moon, though! That where we're going?

[@smalliesmalls9601]

They fly now? They fly now.

[@theterminalstupidityvariet1629]

They fly now!

[@inkl1ng3]

20:42 lol the first time I watched this I didn’t notice filthy frank as the drum dude XD

[@AARuiz666]

Do you mean “joji” 😒

[@itio5918]

@@AARuiz666 it was actually pink guy 😌

[@yadajoku]

@@AARuiz666 Bruh this video is 4 years old he was Filthy Frank

[@vincentdamienarneo369]

Yes but frank wasn't filthy in this cameo he was pink guy

[@juliansaipele9604]

Erm guys you’re actually all wrong that was actually Markiplier

[@jaelizzagarcia7836]

“It always comes back to my mom’s dead. My dad’s dead. She needs surgery. My papa is a clown.” Probably my favorite lines during this video XD

[@ilikecurry2345]

It always comes back to Mom's dead, my Dad died, she needs surgery, _my papa is a CLOWN?_

[@JacketCK]

I mean cougar alert is also pretty funny

[@johnsmithy315]

I swear on everything I hold dear I read this as he said it, it was perfect

[@certifiedclown6246]

Yes

[@davidirvine7238]

dat song doh

[@corn204]

7:04 I love how the hooligans still laugh at any misfortune even if it's their leader

[@ytk2508]

Suffering is their substance, and it's been in short supply since they elected a cat as mayor

[@ChippyGaming]

That dust effect completely cracked me up

[@gwadpot]

+ChippyGaming ey chippy

[@gwadpot]

***** Hover over his profile, it's the actual Chippy

[@beebatron1418]

+ChippyGaming You like Jon??

[@gorgelaws3948]

CHIPPY YOUR VIDS ARE AWESOME I AM A HAT

[@explosiveswine7354]

+ChippyGaming Holy crap I didn't think I would see you here!

[@derickmcduff]

Punches skateboard in half: "THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!"

[@kentuckyfriedchildren5385]

Derick McDuff the board was already broken...

[@Dd-gi5lm]

Not even Flex Tape can fix it..... *How about using every flex product at once?*

[@turbomoist6356]

Ultimate_Gamer C25 Put flex seal on flex tape

[@brentonperry9831]

+Ultimate_Gamer C25 holy shit

[@SothiSorc]

That’s a LOTTA DAAH MIDGE

[@pliskin101]

That skateboard kid sure is a swood guy.

[@Peaceful_Gojira]

Yeh, if he's around, we should all go grab some grommets...

[@jasminericenic]

+Goro Goro BECAUSE HORIZONTAL HUNGER IS FOR GROMMETS

[@gracileferrante4313]

Grommet

[@4NEhorns]

Luke Whitford Fuck off grommet.

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

OH CHRIST!

[@TIGORRE]

After 4 years I have just realized filthy frank was in this

[@user-nc7du8yr8z]

Same

[@KaladinVegapunk]

I just love the crossover between Jon and RLM He did this then they had it on Best of the Worst, then RLM had the legendary surviving edged weapons episode, then Jon covered it They also both have covered movies Rifftrax has haha The bad movie trifecta

[@Sircreepington9th]

What?!

[@adilloco6261]

Same

[@karonffrench7236]

Me to bruh 😂

[@10191927]

As a 90's kid, I never knew this movie existed. But there are many examples of movies like these during the 90's. If you have a movie with bright clothing and nonsensical plot, in the 90's it was guaranteed to be made.

[@Joshyboy225]

Oh shit, the hero king himself watches JonTron XD

[@Vercettislugger]

Angels in the Outfield!%!@$%

[@BigT.Larrity]

nigga

[@10191927]

+EspioMetroidNano I ignore the plight of the people in Altea if a JonTron video comes out. They are on their own.

[@supersev2001]

we had it worst in Austria

[@McTrOiD]

This movie has a *64%* on Rotten Tomatoes, and has a sequel. *What Even?!*

[@misterscorpius1446]

+Marty McFly It's an audience score, meaning it's a meaningless score.

[@kskszkks706]

+The Notorious Michael Jackson Shakur Prime Infinite (MJ Shakur) oh wow

[@canthandlethislol]

Ksks Zkks are you with him?

[@kskszkks706]

+Joshua Hester what that mean?

[@Screenments]

+Marty McFly Rotten Tomatoes is cancer altough

[@JoyandSerenity.]

Holy fucking shit It was actually Filthy Frank..

[@sageshroom2760]

I was wondering that! Was it really?

[@VoltageFlex]

yeah theyre friends

[@DinkyKnag]

That was Pink Guy Not Papa Franku

[@sageshroom2760]

Yeah.

[@anthonytilleman3576]

Ahhhhh fucking kill meeeee

[@TRSRM]

"Wow, that [object] looks pretty stupid objectively, it looks like some sort of clown-[object]" is my new favorite line.

[@ursidae97]

Wow, that comment looks pretty stupid objectively, it looks like some sort of clown comment

[@frankenstein2758]

Wow that dildo looks pretty stupid objectively, it looks like some sort of clown-dildo

[@ambiarock590]

8:05 Skateboard was punched in half? Flex Tape!!!

[@bladabladabloo]

Student Wesley Benitez T H A T S A L O T OF D A M A G E

[@mihaidinucoaieeusunt]

Ambia Rock I am Josephi Krakowski with FLEX TAPE!

[@alright3969]

Ambia Rock yeeeessss

[@xrsizm]

Ambia Rock HE'S ON THE SKATEBOARD!

[@toaster9922]

THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

[@MrCreepyPasta]

God the film reviews are my absolute favorites from this channel

[@alephnull3404]

Omg. Two of my favorite channels collide!

[@thatguy.4736]

Seeing another KZbinr comment on your favorite subscribed KZbinrs vid. Is like seeing your best friend in public.

[@thatoneguy9154]

+Isaiah Hubbard I know!!!

[@ahoksure]

hey bud.

[@beesuschrist1167]

It was nice meeting you at kami con! Cool blue hair. Thanks for signing my sword! (I made you do the bean boozled challenge)

[@DaveYognaut01]

Snake is objectively the best character and actor in this movie. His reaction to being told to "back off" was hilarious with the added MGS sound effect. And him sitting down to eat a taco and watch the whole thing blow over was amazing.

[@alyane7329]

Jon missed an great opportunity to clown the fact that Snake looks a young John Cusack

[@mr.memesanddreams5870]

reminds me of Johnny Gat

[@Macsk8ing]

It was not a taco, it was a torta.

[@TwilghtSaga110]

Literally what happens if Johnny Gat and Johnny Cage had a baby

[@EvatronX]

snake should be in this boat tbh

[@notalentgamer3384]

"its a genetic thing" What a weird pick up line.

[@Helperbot-2000]

classic alabaman pick up line

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

@@Helperbot-2000 wouldnt work there since your sister/aunt has the same genes

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Yeah I never noticed that. He see’s his son getting some action and says, “he got it from me”

[@synonymouswithjello2359]

If you like skateboard kid, wait til ya get a taste of skateboard man!

[@qibcentricsplayground2043]

Coming from 2023 Im your 666th like Heh

[@PollyGlodd]

I like how there's a dog on the cover, that's nowhere in the movie.

[@yellowthird9521]

+PollyGlodd This movie just keeps on disappointing me.

[@PollyGlodd]

In fact, I think this cover was made for something completely different, but later was used for this movie.

[@yellowthird9521]

The plot thickens.

[@BlaiseArath]

+PollyGlodd Wow I didn't even notice til you pointed it out lol..

[@SmokeyPanda123]

+Yellow Third the plot chickens

[@caliburnabsolute8517]

I believe that the moment we all see a Jontron video in our subscription boxes, our hearts skip a beat, the Earth briefly halts its rotation, and a choir of angels can be heard from around the world.

[@Corio626]

lawl

[@FatalDownpour]

+Zero_Excalibur 'Bout sums up my reaction.

[@TheSoapBar23]

+Zero_Excalibur Just about sums up the 'sperience.

[@adampreston8673]

truw

[@leosheingate2068]

It's only when the planets align that such an event occurs...

[@thecloudyskies]

The goldfish scene has to be one of the most confusing scenes in movie history, he drank your fish, YOUR GOD DAMN FISH AND YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY?!?!?!?

[@torreywhiting5402]

r/vore_irl

[@Lakita2880]

@@torreywhiting5402 oh god

[@torreywhiting5402]

@@Lakita2880 with your pfp, I don't think this is your 1st rodeo

[@Lakita2880]

@@torreywhiting5402 Nope...

[@chimerschang]

That part kind of ticks me off, to be honest. They're pretty much killing an actual goldfish by putting it in lemonade and filming it as a supposedly comedic scene. What even...

[@Joseph_Biten]

The 80s had a punk band named Trash Kittens. The 2000s have a rock band called Sick Puppies. Get ready for my metal band this decade, Blood Bunnies.

[@hitmanscat5865]

Is the first album out yet?

[@lvbboi9]

Gory Gators

[@trexindominus8119]

Dumba** Ducks

[@RMGamer31O]

Swearing Parrots.

[@shinitaisenpai9057]

I only know the Sick Fuckin Puppies.

[@calebhorton4701]

If I don't here the word "swood" or the phrase "Let's drop in on a grommet,' I'm gonna be really disappointed.

[@themac0]

*disappointment intensifies*

[@ch48_]

*Disappointment is through the roof*

[@nocommentary1954]

+Caleb Horton JonTron doesn't really need to do constant self-references, comments sections do it for him.

[@ararat9548]

here?

[@tref5551]

"You couldn't stop me from saying gromet! Gromet this gromet that!"

[@A_Player]

Fucking hell, GIVE ME MY FUCKING GEMS.

[@rahulbirdi4917]

lol

[@CcBloom777]

we've all gone too deep down the rabbit hole ...

[@melonscumpthin8643]

Cruddy planet.

[@tarrenr8159]

6:51 the skateboarder gang is actually nice with her bike. They just hand it to one another, like less enthusiastic hot potato. If they really wanted to damage her bike they would just throw it at things, but instead they politely hand it around to be admired.

[@betelgeuseromaneeconti5609]

nice

[@WellCookedPotatoes]

yes and it was the protagonist that wrecked the bike

[@wizardvozk5874]

Honor among thieves

[@Padverus]

I’m watching a bunch of Jon’s older videos and there’s just something so comforting and nostalgic about seeing the different 8-bit intros he used to use.

[@nabeelnitro6447]

It's actually 16 bit

[@ceptemzorpus]

@@nabeelnitro6447 🤓

[@Ms.Anonymous]

I do miss them but I also love his current intro I wish he still played the robotic lady voice saying "Jon Tron" tho

[@dusathemaid]

That Snake guy is already my favorite character

[@JayV27]

Same

[@mindshuffler3332]

!

[@kuribayashi84]

Snake is my spirit animal.

[@yungalter8765]

Yeah, mine too. But in video games.

[@sleepyalex426]

BACK OFF SNAKE

[@davdav3350]

To show you the power of flextape I punched this skateboard in half!!

[@marinejcksn1]

DavDav DATS A LOTTA DAMMAGE!

[@RainbowSIR]

DavDav AND REPAIRED IT WITH ONLY FLEX TAPE

[@matt-ss7nt]

200 POUND OF A PUNCH!!!!

[@macro3751]

Flex tape ain't super strong Phil YOU'RE super strong!

[@dreeg1896]

After a day on the concrete...

[@goten9858]

Actually skateboards were made in 1955 by a man named Marty mcfly when he broke the handle off a child’s scooter

[@jaypee9575]

Skateboards were actually invented in the 50's

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

No, his name was Calvin Klein. Marty was just his nickname.

[@jordanhunter6102]

that's heavy

[@pbmultiverse543]

DeAtHtHeKiD Great Scott!!

[@Target_Shopping_Cart]

Hate to be that person but..... that was a child's hoverskate thing, he broke off the handle to try and make himself a hoverboard...

[@TenshoWasHere]

20:40 that guy looks cool, he should start his own solo music career

[@Technoblade]

NO YOU UPLOADED RIGHT AFTER I FINISHED MY CHEESY SNACKS

[@Josefuumii]

+Technoblade NOT THE CHEESY SNACKS

[@SpenceTheHoosier]

OHHHHH SHITTTTT

[@whatever10production]

+Technoblade HOW COULD HE?!

[@thccrls]

R.I.P

[@DarknessUmbreon1997]

Rip cheesy snacks, you will be missed

[@JarrettTheGuyThatPlaysGames]

Now THIS is skateboarding! -Kylo Ren

[@ApolloXtatik]

This made me laugh harder than it should have

[@slackboy1017]

+Jarrett | The Guy That Plays Games wait, this is what Kylo did before episode 7 gee no wonder he... and there goes my Childhood AGAIN!

[@SuperAwesomerobot]

Try spinning thats a cool trick!

[@KratosAurionPlays]

+Jarrett | The Guy That Plays Games If only I understood the reference.

[@ApolloXtatik]

"Now THIS is pod-racing!" is a cheesy Anakin Skywalker line from Episode 1 of Star Wars. Kylo Ren is the villain of episode 7. He used the classic "wrong quote meme" technique, and being a huge Star Wars fan, I thought it was really funny.

[@Outwardpd]

Lady: *Marries the guy for money* Guy: *Marries her for money* Lady: *Surprised Pikachu face*

[@lardlover3730]

IS THAT TRUE DAN?!

[@kirb9819]

Its the corpse bride all over again

[@hewhomainsness9189]

So much in common!

[@yonatanrodriguez5231]

I was the 1,000th like, i feel accomplished

[@honestmistake8167]

It do be like that sometimes and it to make me cry sometimes.

[@revuutube]

So in case you're wondering how this mastapiece ends: As Zack mopes over feeling that he has blown it, he looks down at the reflective peace symbol sticker under Rip and sees his “Wow” hat upside down and backwards, which spells out “Mom”, and he remembers his late mother’s words on how, sometimes, the thing you’re looking for is staring you right in the face. He deduces that the odd sequence of numbers and letters on the map must spell out something upside down and backwards, so he decides to get back to Maggie’s shop immediately. He climbs up the hill and gets back on the skateboard, but ties his shirt to a stick like a sail and uses the wind currents to take him back into town. Ham returns for him and gets up alongside him, but Ham’s friend Snake (Kai Lennox) - having grown to dislike Ham - uses a wire to clothesline him off of his ATV and allow Zack to keep going. The runaway ATV then brushes up against the skateboard’s motor, sending sparks into it that bring Rip back to life, and he then flies Zack right to Maggie’s shop. He sees Maggie moving out of her home with Dan and Mr. Banks watching, and after noticing that Dan has the map, he rides up and snatches it from him, then reads the sequence in the reflective sticker and sees that they spell out “water tower”, meaning that the gold is hidden in the water tower. Rip wraps one of his motor’s cords around one of Dan’s cars and drags it up a nearby hill, planning to send it into the tower and topple it. However, during their ascent, Earl appears with a shotgun in hand to halt Zack, but as he tries to get the gun to work, it suddenly goes off, and the buckshot hits Rip and destroys him for good. The car rolls right into the statue of Dan’s grandfather, which then falls and breaks one of the water tower’s legs, bringing it down and making the gold spill out. Dan greedily tries to assert his ownership of the land and shows an arriving Higgins the deed, but Frank takes a look at it and points out that Dan only has the rights to the land and the dwellings, and the water tower does not constitute a dwelling. Higgins concurs with him, telling Dan that it is a utility structure, so both it and whatever is in it belongs to Maggie. Maggie thanks Zack and kisses Frank, and Zack takes one last moment alone with Rip’s remains before leaving with his father. Some time later, Frank and Maggie get married.

[@loganicfilms1388]

Thank you.

[@HoopsandHipHop]

I feel like these movies are made just so Jon can make fun of them lol

[@mostlyjovial6177]

+HorizonWind He's part of... the Illuminati!

[@griffinfrysinger]

hey there! didnt know you were a jontron nerd! you swood grommet!

[@ellamartell728]

that would explain why he makes one per month

[@jhonhenry9056]

+HorizonWind ITS THE FUCKING BIRD!

[@FurryGram]

+TheFlyingRazzberry pretty sure jon is really the bird. and the guy there is actually just a person to take the publicity on behalf of jon.

[@nugawug6625]

Who's binge watching all of his videos until he finally makes some new content? EDIT: PRAISE JESUS HES BACK!

[@zeitgeistindustries1792]

Yea like that'll happen in this century.

[@sugarmagnolia8425]

Psychokinetic Rocky no check his Twitter

[@cardinalghast]

Yup

[@zeitgeistindustries1792]

Nearly 2,000,000 grams of astatine was found, and he still hasn't uploaded

[@RagelsGAMER]

Here's JonTronShow, there's no new videos

[@DZrache]

Filthy Frank and Jontron in a video about a film about a talking skateboard. Finally, my soul can ascend from this mortal plane.

[@kanna-san.]

bye

[@DZrache]

+Kinsey Palmer cya

[@melonscumpthin8643]

+DZrache when?

[@cro_magnum]

We have transcended.

[@WordoftheElderGods]

+DZrache Talking laptop on a talking skateboard.

[@soopr3462]

That Pink guy cameo was almost as random as this movie

[@idontknowhowtocallmyaccoun402]

HAHAHA

[@CinnabarPyro]

FUCKIN YES SON. JON "THE TRON" TRON IS FUCKIN BACK

[@benkristiansen9926]

+Cinnabar TF Sup Cinnabar! :D

[@beknown63]

I WAS JUST WATCHING YOU 3 MINUTES AGO WTF

[@CinnabarPyro]

Hey ;)

[@user-bu3xt6mj4s]

My Waifu is sailor moon

[@hexanneeeeee]

:D

[@karmalapples5942]

I just realized part of the reason I like this channel so much. "JonTronShow" could not be more true. It actually does feel more like a TV show or something than a video.

[@Emperor.Palpatine]

Jontronsnow

[@Pikminiman]

Heck, this video's 22-minute runtime even fits the standard half-hour broadcast slot.

[@theinquiryplease4404]

+bunoclars

[@Tugboatpb]

+Kamaren Except jontron isnt the guy in the video its the fucking bird.

[@jacksonflint4361]

+Tugboatpb Jon is the guy, Jacques is the bird. I'm pretty sure this is b8, though.

[@rossthesauceboss]

This movie, "A Talking Skateboard?!?" is my new all time favourite

[@tasiyeahh]

*A Talking Skateboard!?!

[@NashTheBlade]

+Ross the Boss No no no, you gotta say it like a befuddled old man during a Vanilla Ice concert.

[@Strix182]

"You're a skateboard!" "You're a boy." "AND III'M ABOUT TO BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT!"

[@scottydu81]

+Xavior TheLycan (The Black Hood) "a talking caaaaaaaat?!?" Like that?

[@rossthesauceboss]

Tasia Boldyreva Thanks

[@Texan_Patriot]

18:46 The sheer, cutting, depressing levels of DEFEAT in Jon's voice is real....and palpable. 😰🤣👌

[@evertime123]

I was laughing until I realized I've seen this movie before

[@evertime123]

Wait a minute, I own this movie

[@bernardocoimbra2777]

+evertime123 you actually made it!

[@manarayofhope2374]

+evertime123 me too

[@OverlordZephyros]

+evertime123 then you stop laughing and realized... life has no meaning, later a black hole opened in your heart and swallowed the universe to oblivion... ahhh good times

[@Textrosity]

+evertime123 Hahahahahaaa why is this so fami- oh shit.

[@TheObservaStory]

This was a good one, idk why but it felt more like a classic JonTron episode

[@spacedwarfguy]

Same

[@patches2221]

more jokes per second maybe?

[@visas_marr]

+Myles George well said

[@TheObservaStory]

+Erik Hallberg wrongu commentu

[@KarlMonsos]

+Myles George yeah his jokes were fuking on point this episode!

[@urbiznesnunuv6938]

When he said “he can flyyy noooow...” I felt his brokenness in the pit of my soul.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

JonTron (wheeping): Why?

[@josephblot4472]

Lmaoo i was crying lml

[@CaptainMonotone448]

"They fly now?!" "They FLY now!!!"

[@thomthetank5765]

I love how jon literally gave up on explainations when the skateboard flew

[@jameslew2804]

His psyche collapsed

[@UltYT]

"why are you not laughing, dudes?" "I was, but then you took your mask off." I could just be easily impressed, but I really liked that comeback.

[@asagoldsmith3328]

No that's actually a sick burn

[@manatea2044]

Knight_Productions lmao.

[@jollybear_wastaken]

it would've been even funnier if he said "I was laughing but, then you started moving again"

[@UltYT]

@@jollybear_wastaken oh gosh, that's dark! but then again, that's actually pretty good.

[@jollybear_wastaken]

@@UltYT Gen-Z humor is already pretty dark as it is

[@WISEDREDD]

17:52 are we all going to ignore that creep scare crow creeping up on them in the back there?

[@GuessTheSongMS]

+WISE DREDD HOLY FUCK

[@nategreen86]

+WISE DREDD theres alot of 'WHY' in this movie... but that...

[@drewbocop]

+WISE DREDD wtf, good eye

[@NoobGamer-hn5rs]

+WISE DREDD What the focuking cook..... O_O that was both creepy and funny LOL .......

[@brotatochimp]

what the heck

[@PikaPetey]

NEW JONTRON?! (drops everything to watch)

[@pissant3384]

(Drops baby) "HONEY I GOTTA GO-"

[@madararyuzaki9233]

(Guy that I watch his art stream) Hi

[@TwilghtSaga110]

*crashes car*

[@meniseiridou678]

Drops nuclear bomb

[@realniggajarome9058]

drops baby

[@jackieboyok]

Damn...filthy Frank on the drums really just brought everything back to 2015-2016 for me

[@desperadowest2004]

"I SAWED THIS SKATE BOARD IN HALF!" "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!"

[@caseyl563]

K

[@TheSP33DFREAK]

The only way to fix it is *SLAP* Flex tape!

[@ACBlackJ0ck]

RIP Scott Border. You will be missed.

[@EmonWBKstudios]

+Johnny “ACBlackJ0ck” Takigero he was one SWOOD guy.

[@therealAkito]

+Porkins Prime don't fucking give me an aneurysm

[@JoJo-oc8zf]

+EMonDaNexxus yeah he was a real gromit of a guy

[@lactatertots]

I HAVE THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THE ACTOR WHO DIED EARLIER BUT THEN I REALIZED WHAT IT WAS AND FUCKING DIED

[@konatatheotakuwaifu2703]

Scott Border 19XX/20420X. You will be missed

[@HunterIsRad]

I want to be friends with Snake, he's the coolest guy in the movie.

[@kameronhall4448]

Sarons Yeah that Snakes a pretty cool guy, he kills metal gears and doesn't afraid of anything.

[@HunterIsRad]

kameron hall That too.

[@Azby64]

TNToby I don't think Snake had lines...

[@calebc5057]

He’s one swood guy

[@crissbd8400]

That kid, even with the sunglasses on, looks like fucken john cusack in...stranger than fiction or some shit. But...18 years old john cusack.

[@honestlyriley7973]

Fun Fact: The front man of The Trashkittens, Gabe Witcher, has 10 Grammy nominations and 1 Grammy win. He also composed music for RDR2 and conducted the live orchestra performing said for the Red Bull Music Festival in Los Angeles. The guy is incredibly accomplished.

[@mzamethodman7134]

Which track did he compose in red dead?

[@marciharp631]

14:37 "I used to think my my life was a tragedy but now I realize it's a comedy"

[@goofygoober4901]

jon in eyeshadow is a beautiful thing

[@jjortiz7504]

Eyeliner*

[@elena_eleen]

Joseph Of Drakekeep both, both is good

[@elena_eleen]

Simple Logic 86 wat

[@YourPalHDee]

Jon you should be genuinely proud of how you stopped doing GameGrumps even though I guarantee it was a nonstop rain of easy money, so you could pursue making actual content of quality, and now you're one of the best content creators on this site.

[@TheNahaw]

Do you have something against GameGrumps? "Easy money" and "ACTUALLY content of quality" sound incredibly condescending. I admit JonTron puts more work into his work but it doesn't mean the GameGrumps don't put effort into their work.

[@YourPalHDee]

Yeah, I have nothing against them. They're both funny guys, but let's not kid ourselves and pretend that they do it for anything but the money.

[@TheNahaw]

I feel like they have a lot of fun with it too though. If they didn't love it and only did it for money they probably would have moved on to their own separate jobs by now.

[@RiverTheOneandOnly]

+TheNahaw youtube *IS* their job.

[@Billum01]

+TheNahaw Arin and Ross both quit animating because it didn't make them enough money. They loved doing it yet quit because lets plays are easy as fuck and can be shit out nonstop for easy money. Also, I recall Arin once saying on Twitter that he would never make a lets play. When he realised he could make money off it, that obviously changed.

[@the_eldencasual]

Jon: "The skateboards been around since the 80s or 90s" Me: So basically since the beginning of time itself

[@TJWins225]

"What are you doing to me step bro?" came next.

[@fcomolineiro7596]

oh boy that sound bad not really the hell man

[@cruz6531]

*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

[@naaima1803]

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[@Name-yv2zq]

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[@snicket__3543]

@@Name-yv2zq t

[@DarthVader-di9jo]

"Fuckery will get you everywhere"-Rick the skateboard

[@Luci9.9]

I would like this but its at 69 likes

[@lampshade6967]

Aaah, nothing like kicking back at 2:30 am, eating Chex mix, watching old jontron videos

[@someonessidechannel1485]

I wish I could do that

[@cubanvegetarian5324]

1fungamer I have been doing that since 2:30! Still on jontron and its 4:30 right now.

[@lindsayapplegate6686]

actually this is one of his newer videos

[@epochthekid]

Yes but fuck your chex mix

[@applegamer]

this video is only 7 months old...

[@UlteriorComet]

I always lose it when the dad screams "ZACH!!!" in a too real way while he's trying to tug the clown wig off

[@planeinglish7095]

It's so weird and creepy *_Ass Slap_* Me: *Looks over* wut

[@lordarthurix]

Davey Ze Jones

[@planeinglish7095]

Hey, you almost replied!

[@insertname4416]

Davey Ze Jones

[@poiuyont3908]

Davey Ze Jones yeeeeeeeee

[@NoHandleThisIsntTwitter]

Davey Ze Jone

[@popefrancisspeedruns9365]

Right after the "What's a man to do" spiel, like immediately after you asked, I got an ad that said, "You can make breaded porkchops at home. That's what you do.

[@shadowryder7554]

Flawless

[@Obstreperous_Octopus]

The WOW/MOM hat thing is the closest this movie comes to being anything resembling clever or creative.

[@bmo14lax]

William Bowles oh yeah, sooo creative...

[@thejay8963]

I though maybe WOW meant the (Wow!) signal, but it would have had the date of the transmission or maybe the combo of digits and letters that came from the signal.

[@srbrant5391]

WOW BOB WOW.

[@therealMrA]

Owen Wilson bought that hat at an auction of Skateboard Kid memorabilia

[@OrioleFan336]

Bobby Abbott actually this was made before spongebob. Lol

[@ssshrooms1708]

5:26 I still to this day can’t tell if that was a skit or real

[@brendonryan5285]

I like to thibk its real but the audio is just too good at the end.

[@Naokarma]

Yes. It's real. Jon decided to stand around creepily for hours in hopes that someone would go out of their way to ask specifically him, not noticing the cameraman until after, for directions to a place he just happens to know the directions to, and also somehow managed to perfectly capture the crystal clear audio after running off. (Jokes aside, It was a skit. I'm just being an ass unnecessarily. It took me a while to confirm myself.)

[@LARenli]

Same

[@wackdude8738]

14:36 I swear I laughed so hard at “my papa is a clown” and I don’t know why

[@LARenli]

Same

[@zerolives6198]

+

[@matthewbartlett3442]

My popeye iza cloun

[@ilovemakingcatgirlscry7574]

The movie would've been much better if it was revealed this was all the chicken mask guy hallucinating after he got hit by the car.

[@ecgameplayer]

Scariest twist!

[@bit7841]

Assad's Prophet i

[@isdel9474]

THE MOST M NIGHT SHAMALAN MOVIE OF ALL TIME.

[@alllockedupyo1864]

Jon and Filthy Frank's friendship has come far since that first meeting...

[@RitaPortugirl]

19:20 you're killing me here Jon, I almost choked

[@KrisKeyes]

"I'm a pretty cool dude, and that's just a fact!" SNORT

[@jakebello7988]

Kristopher Keyes *h o h*

[@ootfan7882]

@@jakebello7988 Jesus

[@2thinkcritically]

Wait a minute.... A town called Mill Creek in California? A girl call Jennifer? Skateboards? Did this start off as some weird Back To The Future fanfic? Something like this: -Marty- Zack and his -family- dad move to -Hill Valley- Mill Creek. There he meets -his mother Lorraine- Maggie. -Doc Brown give him a super high tech skateboard- Maggie gives him a special skateboard and he uses it to help her out with a problem she has with -Biff Tannon- Big Dan. -Lorraine- Maggie gives -Marty- Zack a big kiss as a reward. While he could never pursue a relationship with -Lorraine- Maggie because she's going to marry his dad, he instead woos the girl next door, Jennifer. Long story short, -Biff- Dan is defeated and doesn't marry -Lorraine- Maggie, and -Marty- Zack gets a new girlfriend.

[@lunaseur327]

Woah

[@LemonGrinder]

And the car dealer mentioned it was a treasure map of the Tanner family!

[@enerzma3672]

this makes me think of john mulaneys recap of back to the future. "we thought it would be funny if he, uhh, went back in time and, uhh, tried to fuck his mom!"

[@ByteDeity]

Man..... I never thought of it like that

[@ShougaTouki]

Holy shit I never noticed that... And considering this was filmed in 93 when the Back to the Future series was still new and really really popular. I dunno.

[@DanGatoPreto]

Anybody noticed that there's a dog in the cover of the DVD? WHERE IS THAT DOG IN THE MOVIE ????

[@marlonkillmachineneto1937]

+DanGatoPreto Maybe the dog is a representation of the skateboard's soul... idk

[@blackpants7385]

Stealth advertisement for A Talking Dog.

[@awsmedude2739]

+Black Pants you mean A Talking Dog?!?

[@AFPgamer]

+DanGatoPreto Perhaps it's in a scene Jon cut out from the movie.

[@g.a.k.official5828]

+DanGatoPreto it was probably going to be one of those cheap talking animal movies but they made it into a skatebored for some reason and they forgot the edit out the dog on the cover art

[@alexpollock6932]

5:58 I love how in order to knock the case off the car the driver had to dramatically swerve but within the scene there was no reason for the dad to do that

[@_Dio_Brando_69]

*sees new jontron video, gets up and walks off* . . . *comes back with beer* This should be good

[@305cky]

(raises beer) cheers!

[@SleebyRise]

🍺

[@TheGreatUtubeIan]

17:37 you right now

[@benweaver9151]

👅💦😫

[@CazaA]

it should? it IS good

[@AppleOfThineEye]

*M Y P A P A I S A C L O W N*

[@franciosdeaeruiu7555]

*R U M M A G E T I M E*

[@bmo14lax]

F U L L O F S P U N K A N D F U L L O F S O U L

[@squidburgeryt4742]

P A P A

[@andreasbechrakis9631]

Bongo Cat C L O W N

[@miq482]

@@bmo14lax thats precisely the problem sentient skateboard

[@Hazelmutt]

JOHN THERE'S A SECOND ONE DO IT

[@851852093114208513]

Red Letter Media already did

[@spookhyskeleton]

*J O N* * HIS NAME IS RIGHT THERE MAN

[@dtfingd]

Hy You could say it was staring him right in the face

[@q-box3512]

_why_ dont you check if your name spelling is correct? *_WHY_*

[@dogmeatstarboy]

But only if he was upside down looking in a mirror

[@Downbubbles2]

Nobody talks about the amount of effort goes into creating these intros, genuinely impressive ngl.

[@magruder5874]

This movie is the swoodest of grommets.

[@Vsolid]

Rad comment

[@charliehartenstein9190]

+Jordan Hall hey! That rhymed!

[@Jaxymann]

+Charles Clements Because non-flying skateboards are for *GROMMETS*

[@Vsolid]

+5Oblivion This comment section is lame, I'm going to the skatepark and hanging out with all the tubular dudes, hasty lay pasta, lame-os

[@handles-are-stupid]

+Jordan Hall Adios, ya barneys.

[@MarlonBitoy]

its going to be great review wow im going to watch it

[@xrbxassassin31]

Waooooooow

[@wowwhydoIneedahandle]

lol

[@GdByBlueSky]

+MarlonBitoy fat?

[@austinhaver1283]

pyrocynial anyone?

[@GdByBlueSky]

MadMan Max I only believe in the lord and savior of all media, Stomedy

[@ascendedisamazing]

Pink Guy: The Origins

[@AnthonyLeoWilson]

rewatching these always brings me up when i am down. who needs prozac eh

[@suzannecunningham5461]

"Fuckery" wasn't a thing back in 1993, but it fits so much better than "Flattery". Well Done.

[@MultiRayman98]

This was dedicated to Scott border

[@emolgamcsassy2201]

Rip

[@GATERROR]

fuCk

[@ridleywolf1191]

Who

[@camillehughes472]

god bless scott and chiCKEN BOY

[@KdogPrime]

+MultiRayman98 I think they are actually singing "skyboarder". You know, the jumps, the airplanes. It links with the tagline for the movie. That's a theme, according to the scriptwriter.

[@whaccoon]

"Trash kittens, is that like a kitten you find in the trash?" That quote is all you need. Comedy gold. You did it Johnathan, we can all go home now.

[@galladegamerletsplays]

everyone go home. the internet is over.

[@Chucky_Martinez]

11:48 Jontron: What does a man do when halfway through a movie, a skateboard begins to speak? What does a man do then?

[@devanhinskey9001]

What is the music here called and where is it from?

[@aragornthe5th]

@@devanhinskey9001 I know this is a year ago, but I have the same question. I swear it sounds like a Thomas Newman soundtrack.

[@tyrillium1744]

I'll see y'all in the next vid once 2017 hits

[@SupBro2437]

xD

[@roman_gee1367]

B0i

[@user-bu3xt6mj4s]

Sailor Moon next

[@jacobmurray2223]

Hey man. Let's just savor what we have

[@tyrillium1744]

Holy shit 4 minutes and its already at 70 likes

[@yuteyuubykyuubi5199]

This is going to come across as a generic comment but I swear jon is the only KZbinr I can watch over and over and be equally enthralled each time. When I'm out of state these videos make me feel at home. That's how synonymous with comfort theyve all become. I'm not sure who most influenced Jon to create media but I'd like to shake that mans hand. Love you Jon thanks so much for the laughs

[@ChiyoBebe.]

Wholesome

[@riverpaw3234]

Same

[@gamingcousinsvideos6207]

Not only that but you can watch them over and over again and theyre still somehow good

[@fullanalysis93]

Videogamedunkey is better

[@JohnDoe-wb6vl]

@@fullanalysis93 I do not watch videogamedunkey's videos because he is black

[@giglebebo]

I'm too high, I can't understand what the fuck is going on in this video. It made literally no sense. One of your best videos, Jon, keep it up, man!

[@iiwuxi3032]

relatable

[@anthonytober4662]

I'm not high and I still don't understand.

[@LarryTL]

I'm not high and I feel the same.

[@CyberVsWolverine]

+Herr Vesker great moovs jon, keep it up! proud of yu.

[@tsu-music]

I'm at an elevation of 126 feet. what does that mean?

[@pratikgurung7153]

The effort jon puts into his his short skits is way underrated