Christmas with the Kranks - JonTron

[@thenumberzer0798]

Jon: “Can you give me your best Tim Allen impression?” Random person: “ I am allah”

[@ryangaskin4938]

To be fair, I think the guy mistakenly heard Jontron say Tim Allah

[@nomonoodle]

What a great singing voice he has though

[@christianw6819]

That's New York, a city full of crazy people

[@UnderHeroes]

You know allah in Arabic means god so...

[@christianw6819]

@@UnderHeroes Yes, and?

[@tecumsehcristero]

The daughter left to join the peace core then comes back with a lover in less than a month. I want to know what happened there. I want to see that movie

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

In the jungle no less.

[@30noir]

It's spelt 'Corps'. Just FYI.

[@Lameashellcosplay]

Sign me up for the peace corps then.

[@loganarnoldkicks4321]

She probably lied 😂😂 she just went to meet her boyfriend whom she met on some early 2000s chat site

[@HebiHouse]

She be porking.

[@buscuitnaught3026]

Rumour has it that Jon quit KZbin to become a priest at The Seven.

[@raspymorten]

Now it's 7 months since he departed. It's a sign...

[@slein1055]

Buscuitnaught he's back now

[@birdflox1337]

A true christmas miracle has happened!

[@Nakeethus_Hunter]

Have you asked The High Sparrow about it?

[@ShurMaster]

The church was too much in fihar

[@shreyabunny]

i make a pilgrimage back to this video every year

[@oshawott5308]

the homestead...

[@bigoj7917]

Same here

[@MintyArisato]

Right here with ya buddy. And next year we can look back.

[@sunnysanjo]

Same!

[@kashino55archive94]

Glad to see another fellow who has made a tradition out of this

[@everythingman0082]

ah yes that moment a crazy guy creating a cult steals a youtubers microphone thinking he was from the news, a very relatable scene

[@Carpatouille]

To be fair, seeing that this video has gotten millions of views, I'd say getting into a Jontron video gives you way more exposure than from the regular news channels on TV

[@animeAJproductions]

Let's get the fuck outta here!

[@kehrbotrsupporter5097]

Moral of the Story if you dont like Christmas were gonna hunt you down

[@shaniahines5121]

@JDG3981 best comment

[@richarddrain8590]

@@shaniahines5121 yo

[@nicholas102]

This a Christmas essential. Not the movie but this video

[@dewott3754]

Same. I watch it every Christmas Eve now.

[@jrich5795]

Same-sies

[@theemeraldend4302]

A true classic

[@gracekim1998]

Mr Orang I agree😇

[@antoniothemasterofpasta9592]

Dewott it’s a religion now

[@humanratteler9760]

At the end JonTron was like “I should stop this man.” But the comedic part of him was like “Shhhhhh.”

[@roetemeteor]

More like, "I should stop him but I really don't wanna go to the ER for stab wounds."

[@docloose6192]

If he stopped him maybe he'll be monetized XD

[@theman6422]

roetemeteor he will do it for the seven

[@jellyjub1690]

i've met people like him and real life and it's the most hilarious thing just to let them keep on going

[@johnmiller7790]

If you really think about this movie is extremely communistic. Everyone acts as if the kranks are breaking the law

[@travisslusser9808]

Making my annual pilgrimage. Happy Holidays. Hope we’re still around to have another next year.

[@TheMemeProf]

Happy holidays!

[@BigShminguss]

Happy holidays ❤

[@screenfreak2124]

Happy Holidays! May The Seven Churches bless you!

[@BungieStudios]

Sam Mexico boom robots fight Autobots Decepticons loud Optimus fall missiles Sam run you get 🎄☃️

[@scottletourneau4571]

@@BungieStudiosYou know, I mostly do

[@ouo7398]

“He chose me, he chose me, out of everyone else, he chose me” speaker of the 7 church’s in asia

[@Jop3lius]

had a great singing voice, should have chosen that career.

[@ouo7398]

@jop3lius YES

[@gracekim1998]

Jop3lius yeah😅 ah well

[@tylenol_jones]

his church gon' be on FIYAH

[@riktorsmite2265]

This movie is a Wisconsin classic

[@duckyboi1090]

It’s funny that this was three years ago but the beginning looks like it was made yesterday

[@ghostoftexasred1388]

Yes.

[@benboom0076]

Yes

[@AnimeLuver0604]

Yes

[@baza4222]

Yes

[@ghostoftexasred1388]

Yes

[@NikoJr.]

Secretly, this movie is about the ironclad grip a Homeowner's Association has on a town, with Dan Aykroyd as its kingpin who penalizes nonconformity with severe punishment.

[@Lokswarp]

Unless they get that crystal skulls

[@narnivalkyrie4544]

What do you mean "secretly"? :P

[@madisonstoner7405]

Sounds like your average homeowners association tbh

[@garylevine3521]

Yeah I can see Dan as a criminal mastermind, he had the voice for it.

[@PipeGuy64Bit]

Honestly their needs to be more movies where the antagonist is a HOA

[@joehollingsworth4502]

The whole exchange in the car about pistachios and white chocolate was the most accurate portrayal of a middle aged white married couple I've ever seen put to film.

[@IndyMuttProductions]

This went from being just a simple review of Christmas with the Kranks to a truly inspirational Christian story. *he chose me*

[@Hanja45]

Indy Mutt Productions *Muslim, for he is Allah

[@kewlusername6692]

That dude was the best part

[@kewlusername6692]

@@Hanja45 is he Muslim because he kept calling it a church...I mean maybe hes creating a mishmash of all religions and that's why he's building his own church? I dunno

[@jacques7689]

This movie is amazing I really don’t know why everyone is making fun of it

[@memesliketendies]

Praise Allah

[@Danieru13]

This video was sponsored by the church of The Seven

[@MarioB19PL]

777777

[@meowtherainbowx4163]

+Avi Faitelewicz Oh, okay. I thought he was representing a cult.

[@1az3r91]

*Santa... oh I mean *Satan

[@Ruminations09]

No, he was representing a cult. He wasn't talking about the Light of The Seven from Game of Thrones, he said "the seven churches of Asia", whatever the fuck that means.

[@hentosama]

its seven sevens

[@Gordion111]

You put on makeup (complete with lipstick), a wig, and a dress for a 4 second cutaway gag. What a hero.

[@theelike4302]

Peter Griffin would be proud

[@averagepikfan2686]

He once bought an SS uniform for a cutaway gag in Starcade.

[@mahn3580]

Ayden Zalkus and had a bunch of glass bottles chucked at his head

[@carrier2823]

Disgustly Smol Boi not to mention the time he assembled a firing squad and had himself shot for a gag. True dedication

[@meh12345HEY]

@TheRealLokenade 425 And as spiffing brit found, they run something like $20-30 a piece. It probably cost something in the realm of the giant gnome.

[@nicholaswikfors552]

10:57 "cultist ritual" yes it's called the homeowners association

[@gregoryborton6598]

As a canadian, that shit is the weirdest stuff ever. The fact a group like a fuckin homeowners association has the power to fine and evict people on their own property is bonkers. I thought that was what the states was all about, castle doctrine and all that? But naw, Terry from down the road can come and give you a 250 dollar fine for having your lawn an inch over regulation, or god forbid, painting your house an unapproved colour. How the fuck do they have the legal authority to do that? I'm assuming they actually don't but just throw their weight around, so why do people put up with it? I'd tell them to go suck a pole.

[@antifurryfoundation55]

That’s more of a dictatorship than a cult.

[@zvwc]

"Soon God will exact His revenge for our imperfections" Merry christmas Jon, it happened.

[@ShyDragoness]

Exactly what I thought 😂

[@someonerichardson5330]

Shy Dragoness yep😂

[@louiscarrollmusic-lcm5331]

And you got 69 likes. Life is complete

[@IceRanger41]

I wanna like but it will disturb the balance

[@andrewwojcik8098]

@@IceRanger41 they already have disturbed it

[@cyberjoy404]

“The United States of America’s is on fire rn” oh how history repeats itself

[@NiceGuySmileyFace]

It hurt me a little to feel the need to double check the upload date.

[@alchemispark7751]

Oh history, you ever present reminder of humanity's tendency to destroy itself and it's environment

[@greygravesVT]

The future is just history recycling their garbage

[@trotfox1138]

@@NiceGuySmileyFace LOL i had to do the same

[@SapientialPogonophobic]

Nice Guy same

[@them.]

Can we appreciate Jon's effort? He made a whole Jamie Lee Curtis costume for a 4 second gag

[@GreatTitanGamer]

also that victorian costume for the "out of wedlock" joke... talk about true effort!

[@criscrosxxx]

He always does more effort than the fucking film crew

[@wuffalo]

@@criscrosxxx no id argue the reason he can do those things is because of a bigger budget and extra crew

[@afrigidnightmare4868]

It’s a common thing Jon does, Go all out on a short gag

[@kongism]

@@wuffalo The budget for Christmas With The Kranks was $60,000,000

[@CompagnonDeMisere25]

This movie really feels like it was meant to be a parody. Must had some last minute rewrites trying to make it "normal" christmas film.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

I think the original Skipping Christmas novel was about how peer pressure is bad and that we should sympathize with the Kranks. The movie goes the other way.

[@ochuspin]

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 they realized halfway through that the people that the story made the antagonists were the people watching the movie

[@joellim6988]

Its exaggeration, would probably be seen more keenly if it were a sitcom episode but its still hilarious with how absurd and over the top the story is taken

[@jessicastjames6202]

Yeah I spent the whole first half of the movie thinking it was obviously a satire of how weirdly seriously people take Christmas. But then the whole thing swaps to... taking Christmas seriously? Like the final message of the film ends up feeling like "only selfish idiots try to do things that make them happy instead of adhering to pointless tradition that actively makes them miserable".

[@juanpedraw4245]

Old Man: Hold on, hold on. Jon: (o v o) Old Man: *I AM ALLAH* Jon: ( 0 v 0 )

[@darklordliam]

He chose meeeeee

[@theshakyguy]

I feel bad for Jon in that part.

[@BigBoris]

Ah ahm al LAh 18:40

[@mymemessuck4756]

@Yan Terahn no you just decided to randomly make a normal comment a race thing

[@abumwiththedrip]

@@mymemessuck4756 no he was just trying to make a reference

[@TrueUnderDawgGaming]

That last part is why you never let anyone else hold the mic.

[@throwaway1743]

Or, alternatively, why you should. Cause that was fuckin hilarious

[@PikaLink91]

My term would be, creepy and uncomfortable.

[@SleepingLion525]

That guy was legendary

[@happythots3695]

Dude I see you everywhere

[@magmamuffz1246]

TrueUnderDawgGaming that last guy seemed like one of those homeless nuts who have a degree in religion or some shit and couldn't get a job cuz they were FUCKIN NUTS

[@jackbeach942]

I met that guy when I went to New York in 2019 he is still in times square screaming about the church

[@AdjectiveOtter]

He hasn't made it yet?

[@jackbeach942]

Everyone we need to go to times square in fund this man I know he comes out at night I don't know if he's there in the day

[@huntercorrales6794]

@@jackbeach942 start a go fund me or kickstarter for him!

[@SoloEcho]

Legend say he will be there next year

[@dragoon6551]

he's the real santa, isn't he?

[@SevasTra388]

And here we are almost 8 years later and the USA is STILL on fire!

[@milky4367]

That fucking church guy at the end....just killed me

[@sephiroth7655]

That's what some people in New York are like, well at least the crazy homeless people that want your money.

[@milky4367]

sephiroth7655 Haha, that's actually true.

[@bamith3110]

Should I call the police?

[@TheCountOfMommysCrisco]

Dude legit knew how to sing, though!

[@nowaxtheory]

+Adam Click Well, he WAS chosen.

[@clanwargods]

The black guy at the end had me in tears lol

[@ParodyAccount_]

Allah?

[@Jade99]

Allah

[@clanwargods]

Jparodyy Yes, our lord and saviour Allah.

[@keeganshulista1446]

his name is Allah.

[@AndyStriker13LP]

same dude XD same

[@thatplaneguy944]

Crazy man “He chose me” Jon “ Give me your Tim Allen impression” Crazy man “ I don’t know Tim Allen” Jon ‘life fades from his face’

[@jackstorm777]

The foretelling of the end-times, the wrist-slit gag right at the opening credits, the randos not knowing who Tim Allen is, the black preacher at the very end, it's all so perfect. this might be my favorite Jontron video of all time

[@capncookie1110]

At what time is the wrist splitting gag at? I can't find it in the video, unless it got cut out.

[@nyygabs]

@@capncookie1110 it’s at 3:05

[@RETROTITANPLAYS]

I love that part at the end with the crazy guy ranting. Jon's just sitting there like "Wow... this... this is gold."

[@sdfabctr]

hey show some respect he was ALLAH AS IN THE ALLAH

[@Doomshroom8]

He also seemed afraid.

[@largenstonesea]

I truly felt the spirit of Christmas when he started to sing.

[@afroflower]

He chose me.... He chose meeeee!

[@Katarinarabbit]

That's why I moved away from New York

[@bubbles8871]

"My Church is gonna be on fire!" France: "Vous plaisantez j'espère?"

[@buokchuol4042]

@@ProdByASAC basically the "Am I a joke to you?" meme

[@luca_gold_03]

God had a second chance to hit the US but nailed Australia instead. Godspeed to the brave men fighting the fires

[@lurker4071]

like fire, hellfire.

[@sageeye1253]

It’s a Notre Dame joke, for those that don’t get it

[@ManWithAMask_]

@@luca_gold_03 Nah, we're getting hit when global warming happens. We contributed the most to that future disaster.

[@henrygutierrez3243]

For Christmas, I got to see a man yelling he is Allah on the streets of Manhattan, Jontron ripping on Christmas with the Kranks and destroying a Christmas tree, and hear basically the truth about how people behave towards eachother on Christmas. I honestly couldn't ask for more. In fact, this is probably too much.

[@22kaybee22]

Platinum_Shorr I got a blanket too! Ok I mean I also got all the stuff that first guy said but yo blankets rite?

[@smthnCorny]

All I got was a pair of okley glasses, vr headset, and an Apple Watch. :(

[@henrygutierrez3243]

Those things are nice. I got a mug, a sweater, IBARRA hot chocolate mix tablets, and a copy of Fire Emblem Awakening. None of the things said above compare to getting a new Jontron episode on Christmas day.

[@emptyharder]

Dillon Van Meter sounds like something vageta would say in tfs

[@AndrewTurpel8LivesVideos]

ah man. I wanted that blanket!

[@group2gaming]

gotta love how timeless the america joke at the beginning has become

[@CyberLance26]

Yea i thought he was talking about the Black Lives Matter riots at first.

[@sleepykitty8918]

@@CyberLance26 Those jerks ended up costing black business owners a lot of money. I'm mentioning the Black business owners specifically because it points out the hypocrisy and how full of crap most of those "protesters" were. It's a perfect case of using an idea that no one in their right minds would be against as a shield. Black lives matter just as much as any other. Using that fact as an excuse to cause mayhem and destruction as well as line their own pockets is disgusting. They preyed on people's inherent desire to try and be good people and made them into pawns and blind followers that would defend them no matter what

[@user-BadUsername]

@@sleepykitty8918pretty much, still, the fact the media tried to paint it as peaceful and then they treat actual peaceful protests as horrible things

[@sleepykitty8918]

@@user-BadUsername It showed tremendous bias and a lack of journalistic integrity

[@-Siculus-Hort-]

it's still burning...

[@darthvein3]

Im glad to see this back up on the channel

[@williamsandoval8203]

So I'm not lossing my mind, good

[@Realpurplecartoonist]

this was a year ago

[@UhhhNiko]

@@Realpurplecartoonist it got taken down shortly after it was uploaded last year

[@LoganWH8]

I wonder if the church guy from the end is still alive.

[@borhannjk56]

Same I kept going to jontron archive just to watch it again

[@atomicatgaming693]

I like how Jontron just skips over the fact that Santa's Sleigh is a Volkswagen Beetle

[@wereallnice3774]

What do you expect from a Tim Allen

[@shiftypenguin472]

have you not read the lore of santa he skips over it because that is an accurate of how santa gets from house to house he just appreciates good craftsmanship

[@owowotsthis11]

Designed by the Führer himself.

[@ravishing_cadet4625]

Check it out its eh its the fat and the furious

[@zNewty]

I mean its makes more sense than any other car

[@Doctorblam]

18:20 When you ask someone for their best Tim Allen but they give you Dan Aykroyd instead

[@CasaiAgicap]

fucking savage

[@Schnipah]

Lmao

[@ajestersfork1344]

YEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Tariko]

Genius

[@ApolloSniperman]

That’s a man who only drinks Crystal Head Vodka

[@TheCitrusGod]

"Good things never last, like this pants." Words to live by

[@HighKing9000]

Classic

[@OPbdh116]

The guy at the end always kills me... But seriously people, that man needs help.

[@calebm6485]

Yeah he needs donations

[@aila6814]

hes probably fine, he is allah after all.

[@fumomofumosarum5893]

help in building his church maybe.

[@Jared-ll3tt]

Help with what? Dude seems to have his shit together. Out here planning to build a church in china and put it on fire like holy shit I'd go to that.

[@notdoneyet1361]

Dude he's literally Allah himself, I'm sure he's doing fine.

[@PGM82607]

“America is literally on fire right now” That aged like fine wine

[@yeahimagamer2740]

You could always say that

[@Spicystachegamer]

It's more so drowning then on fire I'd say

[@Spicystachegamer]

@La Hire no in covid nintene and debt

[@rogerroger9882]

La Hire well you’re not wrong

[@ydahoover9238]

@@rogerroger9882 If by immigrants you mean hardworking men and women, then yes, that's true.

[@Ivalene]

Why is it the craziest people have the most pleasant singing voices lol

[@TheShadowHatter]

One sense fails and the others get stronger cuz!

[@KTtheKomic]

TheShadowHatter / UnderRadarShow Because he's singing for Trump.

[@Bran40519]

Trump gave his voice the ability to have HIGH ENERGY

[@mattmolloy636]

Elexess Silvestri lol not true, just go into Penn station and you'll see just how wrong that statement is 😂

[@sweetjaysus4507]

let's ask Kanye.. EH YO YEEZUS, C'MERE!

[@GrayD_Fox]

Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is for Jon to make videos like this again, at least once in a while

[@crunkblanket4887]

“He chose me” -Allah

[@jimpicket2430]

Crunk Blanket ackbar?

[@jf1376]

@@jimpicket2430 dear leader!!

[@jimpicket2430]

Jayden y no that’s my grandson

[@tuser8]

I AM ALLAH-

[@jf1376]

@@jimpicket2430 ah

[@FableDose]

Every reaction from Jon during the crazy dude at the end was PRICELESS.

[@jgdsgh]

Tim Allen: Skips Christmas The Neighborhood: And I took that personally

[@ciaranfxfilms]

Lmao

[@mr.0511]

**the neighborhood will remember that**

[@Bowserjr-wi4dn]

I am your 666th like. I guess his neighborhood is possessed now...though granted that snowman decoration might have already been.

[@Lostforstories]

And I am your 777th like

[@parker-boy98]

The neighborhood is so stupid!

[@troyhubbler9874]

That homeless man serenading Jonathon is always gonna be one of the sweetest Christmas memories I will cherish forever.

[@kateoconnor6760]

"soon god will exact his revenge upon us for our imperfections" that aged like the finest wine ever

[@chefboyardee6378]

I don't know why, But of all the comments in this video, your comment is my favorite

[@shawn5662]

It sounds like the quote in spy kids 2. “Do you too think god lives in fear”.

[@SammyK728]

@@shawn5662 That quotes from Spy Kids?

[@Fandom_Junkie]

@@SammyK728 according to IMDb, yes

[@Watcher-xf3nr]

But yet it taste like aged milk

[@ultra6671]

Dan Aykroyd must have drank too much Crystal Head Vodka if he actually said "yes" to this movie.

[@yi_hou3092]

He didn't drink, he injected it into his bloodstream

[@stickypoopoo8982]

Plot twist: He was actually drunk on the vodka during the filming of this movie

[@trustno173]

Sad thing this is probably one of the best things in the last 20 years of his filmography.

[@MrTubeStuck]

Surprise, he forced fed people the whole crystal head vodka bottle and all to make the movie

[@Isellsimpsandsimpaccessories]

Tim said he'd drink the vodka if Dan was in the movie.

[@comicspider2815]

“Don’t worry Jacques, soon God will exact His revenge for our imperfections” Good news Jon, its happened. you were right.

[@melip7]

LUL nice

[@mudkipandbeyond2500]

2020 is actually a hell spawn

[@madcourier6217]

@FXLLXWYXU Satan's got some good taste in music, I'll give him that.

[@memphispiechowski6512]

when he said that I was like: is he a god or something???

[@aquadiamond4384]

That joke aged like a fine wine

[@davers6998]

My yearly pilgrimage to watch this video is complete!!!

[@ksjsnshsunsbsnsnsnsjsjaj]

Jontron... He attac He protec But most importantly One day he will be bac

[@ksjsnshsunsbsnsnsnsjsjaj]

Told ya

[@KrisGra]

Gun Keeper ye he back

[@KrisGra]

Xenomorph Captain Vex Ghost of the brony community dude it's a fckn meme

[@alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106]

NOT BAC BEEEEEEEEEEC

[@alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106]

GODAM BLACK PEOPLE i'm kidding kidding he's kkkidding guys tyler sederwall aka attacking tucans/Josh jepson twothousandandwhateverthefuck

[@korbinmdavis]

I just had an existential crisis realizing Tim Allen voiced Buzz Lightyear

[@nachosNipples]

Korbin Davis lol that moment the gears start turning

[@spacedout4385]

Oh well then

[@gracekim1998]

Korbin Davis yep 😅 it’s surreal

[@UNOwen-yc3es]

Spanish Buzz be really buzzing.

[@taefi3678]

Wait a minute. Welp. How did I not realize that?

[@elementkingaming1947]

Jontron: "you wanna talk about Tim Allen?" Allah: "give me the mic" Jontron: Instant Regret

[@kentinson1670]

"I AM ALLAH" Jontron: *i am in danger*

[@RavenTheVelociraptor]

love how you just titled him as plain "allah" there dude pure gold. pure gold

[@ideitbawxproductions1880]

nothing beats that "let's get the fuck outta here" at the end

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Jontron: This is gonna suck.

[@AP-lf7xd]

this video is a personal Christmas tradition. its funny ever year and i look forward to it as a highlight of my Christmas all these years. i know you wont see this but thank you, thank you for this jontron team

[@bmo14lax]

Same, have some white chocolate on me 🎁 🎄🎄

[@SonicChaocc]

That seven church guy probably thought he was on TV. And was most likely doing drugs.

[@FreezrMario]

Meh, close enough

[@Skydrag.V60]

SonicChaocc the drugs he bought from the church

[@KdogPrime]

18:46 He was right, I can't tell him what that means.

[@WeirdVideoGames]

Well, 2 million people saw him so... mission accomplished?

[@Skydrag.V60]

Frank Jones lmao

[@EvilCoffeeInc]

Oh man I revisited this and entirely forgot about the guy at the end. This has to be the best ending to a Jontron.

[@gaspardsavoureux8680]

I am allah

[@wyatthicks16]

Bookalakaflookalakafoola YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT THAT MEANS

[@acegamerultragamer1532]

@@wyatthicks16 Your right. I can't.

[@jessicaquiller9876]

@Thomas Bannister that sounds fun

[@jaketucker2559]

Wonder where he is today

[@StevenFallsOver]

TFW you're going through these old comments and you feel like you just unearthed a long forgotten tomb.

[@creaturecreator26]

agreed

[@AngryCanadianBacon]

WE DISCOVERED THE HOLY GRAIL FOLKS!

[@12345678900987659101]

This is something from Tomb Raider or Uncharted.

[@crystalqueen9711]

Same

[@noesnoes3969]

Surprisingly I never seen this episode before, its like finding one last gem. I sat through the part where he advertised audible, still don't feel like I got enough

[@elspeth108]

Jon in 2016: "The world is literally on fire." Me in 2022: "You ain't seen nothin yet."

[@emeralddragon2980]

Never did I think I would desire the fires of the twenty-teens. And yet, here we are.

[@charleswisconsin9196]

it's really not that bad, but go off i guess. tomorrow will come the same as any other day and everyone will say the same thing you are right now and it will mean just as little as it does now.

[@elspeth108]

@@charleswisconsin9196 I appreciate your perspective. I do think that you must live in a very free country/region. Because in 2020-2022, our ability to even do something as basic as go outside or to the shops for food was severely restricted. I'd say that was worse than 2016, at least for some. And also, my first comment was a joke... "Going off" seems a little misconstrued.

[@ponponpatapon9670]

@@elspeth108 they're a twitter user cut 'em some slack

[@notcardlinsytaccount1355]

That’s what people were saying in 2016 about 2015.

[@chknrsandTBBTROX73]

Tim Allen is Buzz fucking Lightyear

[@joyalken7682]

nice pic

[@collectingmemoriesyt]

chknrsandTBBTROX73 No, he's Mrs. Nesbitt.

[@christopherlowery3797]

chknrsandTBBTROX73 who's Buzz & why's he fucking Lightyear?

[@smileydog5941]

BUZZ FUCKIN LIGHTYEAR "There's a secret message from uncharted space." *Sick guitar riffs*

[@tximinoman]

chknrsandTBBTROX73 Buzz Fucking Lightyear is also a really weird fetiche movie

[@Burnzy494959]

I make a pilgrimage to JonTrons Christmas videos every year.

[@chaaseisstupid2036]

same

[@ChaseRaph]

Yep.

[@Gabriel-op9cs]

Same nigga

[@pathfinder750]

praise Jesus!!!

[@timforti]

so do i but it’s never at christmas

[@captain_hat6247]

Some minor tweaking and this would be a FANTASTIC thriller or horror film about conformity and the over-commercialization of Christmas.

[@jaredbumblecrum]

Tbh I feel like you could just edit the preexisting footage to make the horror version

[@chillhour6155]

Makes me want to skip people

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

*They Live II: Carpenter's Christmas Carol"

[@mrmusickhimself]

When I first saw this movie as a young 19 year old, I kept saying "Why are they harassing this poor family?" and wondered why it wasn't changed into a horror movie, where a town punishes those who refuse to conform to the holiday. The ending would feature Tim and Jamie, screaming, trapped inside of a giant, flaming, wicker Frosty

[@MatthewChenault]

That’s a part of the gag. The neighborhood is acting over-the-top crazy while Tim’s character feeds into the over-the-to reaction with his own over-the-top reaction.

[@PhoenixHealing]

No! Not the treeeeeessss!!!!

[@gyromurphy]

Dude at the end....oh...utter bliss. Thank you so much for handing him the mic.

[@logannottheonefrommarvel9917]

Eric Tomlinson There's a chance he just yanked it and thought he was on TV

[@loricampbell2049]

I couldn't stop laughing, that COMPLETED my day XD

[@dnfjieisisjwjwieirjdjxkkwwiei]

this is better than television by a long shot

[@AceStrife]

mike.

[@gyromurphy]

yeah yea....mic.

[@ewon9903]

TRULY THE BEST GIFT IS A JONTRON VID

[@otherben2322]

KZbinr with 177 subs.

[@chef7658]

Jews

[@joecrowston9722]

KZbinr With 67 subs Luther it is not Saturday night

[@Cullendupree]

KZbinr With 67 subs you are an apostle of jontron Jon bless you

[@Blackmetaljulian]

KZbinr With 67 subs And Final Fantasy XV :3

[@stefanpwinc]

How the movie should have gone: Friend: You're not having a Christmas party?! Tim Allen: No, we'll be out of town Friend: Ok, have a nice vacation (end film)

[@Foxy02016]

stefanpwinc Christmas Vacation is re-edited to be the rest of the movie

[@TheShyWhiteMage]

@@Foxy02016 with Tim Allen's face superimposed over every character.

[@kryskobold]

That honestly sounds more like dialogue from a Tommy Wiseau film.

[@deuceydee3506]

This movie had one of those plots that could've been avoided had the main characters chosen their words more carefully. A little tact can go a long way.

[@jameskirk6538]

Whats funny, is that the US is *still* on fire nearly 8 years later.

[@vincesergi7339]

Oh-Bushatabohota-Ghboshata! "You can't tell me what that means". Me: ummm nope.

[@SweenusSwinginHisDingus]

Vince Sergi boy he got me there. Fuckin New York man

[@astrowolvez]

I am the globglogabgalab!

[@Spartan_767]

@@astrowolvez que adventure time quote its: glob grob glab god

[@Theboi631]

The fact that the Allah impersonator probably thought he was on the news and still did it is hilarious. And then there’s Jon sitting on the side contemplating life and then leaving is just the cherry on top 😂.

[@ostimeg]

Yeh, I love Jon's walk off. like "I'm not needed here. This video is getting fresh, full pump juice."

[@Capstone2266]

@@ostimeg lmao that comment

[@quickattackfilms7923]

Even Allah doesn't know who Tim Allen is.

[@nerdsoft9964]

Tim Allen, more like TIM ALLAH *pained laughter*

[@drazzm2526]

That's because they must be under 17

[@eddymadison9655]

I'm pretty sure Allah know Tim Allen is and so are you and all of us since you talking about a god

[@theokay1]

@@eddymadison9655 what

[@kareemmasri3934]

Nerdsoft cue montage of laughter like in the ayaotd video with Zeebo

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

I love Tim Allen's caveman grunt at 6:18.

[@ochuspin]

If you loved that then you’ll LOVE Home Improvement

[@somerandomgamer8504]

@@ochuspin augha

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

@somerandomgamer8504 Aaaugha?

[@OfficialMaxBox]

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT OH-BUSHATABOHOTA-GHBOSHATA MEANS

[@sparkle42]

Max Box The real Box Max watches Jahn Trawn

[@bad8400]

Max Box I am allah.

[@Kiritora321]

Oh hi Max Box

[@xmm-cf5eg]

_"Ya'll need Allah."_

[@sunrize1426]

oh hey

[@kingofthegundam7974]

"I've got the results of the test back... I definitely have breast cancer."

[@kingofthegundam7974]

"I'm in love with Mark, not Johnny."

[@devilslettuce1064]

KingoftheGundam79 oh hi mark

[@marceloconnor6091]

What a story Mark!

[@tacofop600]

I did not hit her! Ai diyd NAHHHT... Oh hai Mark.

[@zaqareemalcolm]

hi doggie

[@thatreddude8796]

“Good things never last Just like this pants” -Jontron

[@Loftwing101]

I was looking for a comment about this and I wasn't disappointed. Thank you random citizen.

[@nachosNipples]

BlazingFury i think that was supposed to be an outtake but was just too good

[@unclecreepy4185]

Jontron: I’m looking forward to The Santa Clause 4. I don’t know why they haven’t made that yet. Disney: Will you settle for a Disney+ Santa Clause tv series in 5 years?

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Also Disney:...that's really The Santa Clause 4 padded out?

[@JaelinBezel]

Jon: “America is literally on fire right now!” Me: “I thought this video came out a few years ago!”

[@koryfredrick1164]

It‘s always relevant

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Every election year it becomes the freakin purge

[@Full_Throttle_Axolotl]

The US is always on fire

[@wrongtime9097]

The US really is a perpetual gas-fire. I should probably move

[@tommyjackson1482]

Codey hines: (jon: America is literally on fire now. me: I thought this video came out a few years ago) me I thought this comment came out a few months ago

[@far_and_near_26]

I'm surprised that many people don't know Tim Allen.

[@PkmnTrainerMario619]

Forest Bug They were probably looking for people who don't know him.

[@Mint_Teal16]

Not by name

[@Chimeric]

Forest Bug I know Tim from the Toolman Taylor show and Last Man Standing (my dad introduced me though).

[@GekTC]

I am even more surprised that nobody recognized JonTron on the streets. ...well, not really, but you _would_ say at least one person would recognize him, no..?

[@KIDPHAROH]

Well of course I don't know who Tim Allen is. I've never met the guy and if I ever did then I'm sure we wouldn't have anything in common to talk about.

[@imthex8522]

That dude at the end was a fucking legend.

[@androzani]

Was he the legend27?

[@WALZ97]

Andrew LaChapelle The legend 27 churches

[@epicesteban123]

WALZ97 the legend of 27 churches

[@DiscountYT]

GET ALL Y'ALL ASSES GO TO VOTE HOME CUZ IDA TOLD ALL YA WHERE I TOE

[@Ksilisab]

27 asses

[@kirbysuperstar5494]

this movie feels like it was supposed to be satire, but it just wasn't directed to be one

[@woddles6710]

“America is literally on fire right now” OH GOD IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE

[@Masquerade1200]

@Carson Riley try 40

[@Time_Limit]

A big stupid riot every election year.

[@notoriousblt1038]

KZbin Moderator every election year more like every year

[@willmahoney1545]

Kane try 60

[@tatefreeman4563]

Soon God will exact revenge on us for our imperfections

[@erjanread9473]

"Hey, good things never last" *spills eggnog* "Like this pants"

[@iamsancho443]

Not kidding, i just saw that in a youtubeclip.

[@EmileeAria413]

God damn that guy at the end. Just.... How did Jon even let that happen? How was that real?

[@acmtails]

That is New York in a nutshell. Jon is a New Yorker, he knew that if he took the mic away all hell would break loose.

[@EmileeAria413]

@@acmtails Fair enough.

[@kewlusername6692]

That guy was the best. The weirdness is one reason why I want to visit and I'm from Florida

[@thehammurabichode7994]

@@kewlusername6692 ...This makes the Floridian WANT to go there... * scribbles on a clipboard *

[@LeviathanLP]

There are people like that in every big city. If your vocation has you talking to a lot of people on the streets, you're bound to run into someone like that pretty much every day.

[@BravelyAgnes]

I look forward more to watching this in December every year more so than most Christmas movies

[@DoctorOblivian]

jon, can we PLEASE get an unedited video of everything that crazy preacher guy did? i need to experience that in its full glory

[@93hothead]

Doctor we need the entire uncut version of jon in new york on Christmas

[@DekuStickGamer]

The last thing we need is to give that guy popularity.

[@AdamHBr]

*first

[@raydarable]

93hothead We need an uncut version of Jon's entire life.

[@eatshitdie555]

This movie was on netflix last time I checked

[@classnimitz8521]

One of my sister's roommates has a giant poster of christmas with the kranks in their room and owns like 12 copies of the movie on dvd. from what ive seen of the movie from this video, i am genuinely concerned for them.

[@DrDolan2000]

Who the fuck has 12 copies of *anything?*

[@tylerstiegelmeyer161]

@@DrDolan2000 skyrim

[@crishernandez6657]

@@tylerstiegelmeyer161 Resident Evil 4

[@tylerstiegelmeyer161]

@@crishernandez6657 That too, had it on GameCube, ps2, 360, ps4 and pc Edit: wii as well

[@TomasZombieDogGame]

It's actually a great movie but ok

[@RohannvanRensburg]

I haven't laughed this hard by myself in a long time. Editing is nothing short of brilliant, so many hilarious semi-subtle references. Videos are 100% worth the wait and I always look forward to them.

[@pokemontrainerluc2560]

Agreed

[@christmas6666]

Rohann van Rensburg - That ContinueShow epic maneuver sound bite

[@RohannvanRensburg]

The Star Wars theme really got me.

[@Bigcsongor]

Rohann van Rensburg agreed,my man

[@kendallmoore3936]

That has to be the best Checkov‘s gun joke I've ever heard.

[@Lilletrilletott]

Christmas tradition to watch this Jontron video, AND watch christmas with the kranks together with my mom

[@m0xxie314]

Maybe Jontron will be back for this Christmas Edit: guys I know he's back, how about you look for my other comment in THAT video instead of this

[@ImJustSayin2014]

S.I.X. We can only hope.

[@Comkill117]

(X) Doubt

[@AngryCanadianBacon]

I want my Halloween special plz.

[@Mrkabrat]

It would be a Christmas miracle

[@kendra_t]

Plz

[@tStevester83]

New York is such an amazing place.

[@tStevester83]

LETS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW

[@henrygutierrez3243]

XDXDXD

[@CrafterboeyMiner]

Why do you think I want to move to Canada.

[@tomtinker8220]

they're in a volcano apparently.

[@ericofire]

my first trip to new york, my group was greeted in times square by a couple black guys yelling "hey white people, we got cocaine!" as they ran by. I still dont know what i should have said

[@aaronjablonski1824]

When December rolls around again, you best know I'm going up to people's doors and asking as follows: "Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior, OH-BUSHATABOHOTA-GHBOSHATA?"

[@Bpbsmith]

Aaron Jablonski Make sure to notify them that you’re Allah

[@Sonichero151]

Always inform them that your church is on fire

[@themans3867]

@@Sonichero151 and make sure you tell them that the name of said church is The Seven

[@TheTrueBurgerKing]

14:05 this has been the tone of the world for the last 2 years

[@DuckyQuackington]

MY CHURCH WILL BE ON FIRE

[@EthanALS]

Ducky Quackington that's not good

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

Ducky Quackington LAMPSHADES ON FIRE

[@Sacky69]

Ducky Quackington and imma call it..the 7

[@edwardelric363]

OBUSHATABOHOTAGHBOSHATA

[@16moviefan]

That was the hardest I've laughed at a JonTron since the "It's a good thing they didn't misspell Leonardo DiCaprio's face" joke from his Titenic video.

[@cheddarcheese4309]

"My church is gunna be on fire" A very poor choice of words

[@spookbuster4862]

* Varg Vikernes chuckles in the distance *

[@quartzuniverse3763]

People burning churches in Canada now 😶

[@ZootedBeaver]

Fuck church

[@crack9014]

Christians will remember that

[@lonecolamarine]

JOKER!! *WHERE ARE THEY?*

[@thecliffracer]

it ain't crimbus without jon and videogamedunkey uploading within 10 minutes of each other.

[@isopodparty]

Cliff racer HES GOING OVER THAT CLIFF

[@elgoblinodeamerica]

Critical Chocolate *screams*

[@trumanorr4423]

Cliff racer You and I understand each other

[@when7573]

Cliff racer *Crab Day

[@Ryunji139]

this is by far my best present this year

[@kaiokenshock7964]

My yearly pilgrimage to this video.

[@Wolfmansgeneralchannel]

Oh hey it’s back up!

[@timeismichael]

Wolfboy 9800 I'm hoping this is a sign that he'll come back

[@AngryCanadianBacon]

JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOW-MAS!

[@mcbyt]

@@timeismichael He tweeted out that he's working on more videos. Stay tuned.

[@Ballisticbacon-kg3tm]

What is this the relevant page for all the peeps just watching..

[@alexanderinoa7850]

Wolfboy 9800 *WITH THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE!!*

[@blacklamb8393]

All I wanted for Christmas was a jontron and dunkey video. Looks like it's a Christmas miracle.

[@blacklamb8393]

Have a merry Christmas my lads

[@alex-ny5wl]

Black Lamb That would be beautiful

[@jonmauk]

What tha fuk is a dunkey?

[@sonicrules876542]

HE'S THE FUCKING BIRD

[@ChryI]

vidiogaemdonkee

[@nukiradio]

They were in the newspaper... for skipping Christmas. How does this town treat Jews?

[@cgt527]

They get free showers. I feel unclean making that joke, I'm going to join them in the shower. *coughs* *thud*

[@TONZTube]

Protagnis YT there's actually a part where they complain about them and say "are they Buddhist?"

[@Gamingraptorpro]

This is what happens when America doesn't join world wars at the last minute

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Tim Allen: I'm skipping Christmas this year. The neighbourhood: That's going in the book!

[@matiasr6509]

Notice how there aren't any in the movie?

[@nugsymalone1247]

The beginning of this just gets more and more accurate each year.

[@davudlastname2545]

"The United States is on fire" *nervous laughter*

[@ReikuHidori]

Awww... Thats cute

[@SammyK728]

Shouto your in Japan why do you care?

[@personeater2664]

Boy just wait until January

[@sirwinter5043]

Bro it’s zuko

[@bens5859]

@@personeater2664 aged like wine

[@GusBDamme]

how the fuck do people not know who Tim Allen is?

[@FlameOfUdun96]

To be fair, he hasn't been relevant in a long time

[@GusBDamme]

Yeah but hes not asking kids who he is, hes asking people that are atleast in there twenties

[@LinlinSparks]

the cat that got away Jon is is his twenties...I am in twenties and I know who he is. It's cause they all know only garbage actors from today...

[@dannyh_music]

the cat that got away Hell, I'm 16 and I know who Tim Allen is

[@marcen12]

Because they're people who have lives.

[@Mor1adim]

His church gonna be on fire. Call it the Notre Dame.

[@Legatelane3344]

Too soon.

[@marvelouslee4427]

I feel like as soon as that happened you immediately thought of this specific part of this specific JonTron episode and you quickly dropped everything you were doing just to comment this lmfao XD

[@BegitoBrah]

Too bad he never made it

[@micksmith5123]

Under rated comment

[@animeAJproductions]

Too soon... too soon.

[@hamachibeans4471]

Once again I’m coming back for this Christmas classic. And once again I’m amazed at how long Jon and crew put up with the church crack head at the end. I guess there is not much danger in a large crowd, but still the fact they came back for seconds with his little song is craaaaaaazy