Skyrim with Terribly Translated Dialogue (my goal is stupid)

[@Joov]

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[@Joov]

ALSO IM LATE BUT I'LL HAVE THE MUSIC PLAYLIST IN DESCRIPTION LATER SORRY IM VERY TIRED WAS UP LATE EDITING TALK SOON BYE LOVE U

[@Tuyrz]

@@Joovhi daddy i miss you

[@JM-mg4el]

I don't need some 1337 epic gamer browser I'll stick to firefox

[@RudiHartinger-hp7zc]

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[@lbgstzockt8493]

Firefox is better

[@samvimes9510]

_"You have to pay in advance to get the crack"_ That sounds completely on brand for a Riften guard

[@davemardrov777]

Sounds like a manslayer video

[@Bigpep69420]

@@davemardrov777 manslayer. Certified hood classic

[@karlsnod2784]

Replace crack with skooma and it's technically lore accurate

[@TalexTheLich]

"Are you ready to see the world as a deaf person?" Is probably the most random and intimidating thing someone can just say lol

[@readlater8962]

If you see the world as a deaf person you just see people all around you moving their mouths, not able to hear sound

[@Inexpressable]

​@@readlater8962 no shit, Sherlock.

[@yokaithedumb]

that'll imply that "are you ready the hear the world as a blind person" is also a valid threat

[@TalexTheLich]

@@yokaithedumb Could be genuinely worse honestly lol

[@blizzardthewizardlizard]

That doesn't mean you can't find good bread in the desert.

[@theodst9861]

I read this as soon as that came up in the video

[@hundvd_7]

By _Flour_ of all people

[@Sheeshening]

51:57 words to live by

[@reguluscummins878]

because of all the sandwiches there >:)

[@o80y1]

@@reguluscummins878the Starfield special

[@AerialFrameworks]

The Dragon saying “conversation” just to unleash absolute destruction is so Skyrim canon

[@Stitch_666]

Bro I read this as it happened 🤣

[@manooxi327]

​@@Stitch_666 Tame Impala mentioned 🔥🔥🔥

[@FormerlyBlue]

This is an abomination of a Skyrim video, and I'm glad to have been a part of it. Thanks for checking out our mod Joov!

[@TheHK_47]

Idk if its already there but is this on creation club?

[@wiimotecactus3124]

@@TheHK_47 it isnt

[@emeraldkoala2]

​@@TheHK_47 I sincerely doubt Bethesda would put Badly Translated Skyrim on the creation club.

[@DomCombatVids]

Is it on Xbox?

[@psyedk]

but why is everyone horny 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@lucienmoolman8017]

39:56 I love how nonchalantly Dolphin transitions from telling you to kill yourself to WW1

[@Bram_Duin]

Esbren was a member of WHAT, Dolphin?!!

[@cinnibarbrenneka]

@@Bram_Duin Don't ask Esbern what he was doing in 1916

[@dono2926]

This is a crazy comment without context

[@TheGreatThicc]

​@@Bram_Duin he was a member of a Canadian rench raiding unit. That's why she couldn't finish, his crimes were *that* horrifying

[@HangmanOfficialUploads]

Must be a HOI4 player.

[@georgehouliaras7239]

This is where the real game begins.

[@jacobjacobboi]

Mitten squad? 😢

[@therevenant40k]

May he rest in peace. We miss you, Paul

[@georgehouliaras7239]

@@jacobjacobboi Yes. RIP Paul 😞

[@razeguy9639]

This is where the real game begins

[@JackVice]

Rip Paul

[@raynorzeraph953]

"both consciously and unconsciously. Do you know your problem?" goes hard.

[@lucienmoolman8017]

Ulfric Stormcock was probably the funniest translation I've heard

[@yeetosis9097]

"Alcoholic Tumors"

[@kaptanm_and_d5579]

That is Jarl Ulfric Stormcock to you!!

[@Maleketh42]

*Alfred and Stormcock

[@Ron_Jambo_]

@@kaptanm_and_d5579" Watch your tongue ! You are talking about Ulfric Stormcock, the True High King of Skyrim !" 🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@vlexonkol8466]

Ulfrim Stormcock, Sigma of Wilhelm

[@lordkrythic6246]

"If you're going to give me milk, give me something special." Damn....

[@PieSauce1994]

Homelander ahh line

[@powdermelonkeg]

"Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer" has no business going as hard as it does.

[@Stitch_666]

Rick moment

[@guy-]

I read that in my mind in Rick's voice😂 Mid episode but hard AF quote

[@Balen-]

@@Stitch_666rick friend

[@Stitch_666]

@@Balen- rick ross

[@HangmanOfficialUploads]

When my grandfather was on his deathbed, he wanted to speak one final time with me. He said "You've grown so much... And become such a good man. Keep at that... and the world will become better around you..." and with his final breath, he said... "Confirmed...!" Rest in peace, grampa.

[@Kwauhn.]

KILL CONFIRMED

[@jinari1509]

Trimble!

[@SimplyNotReally]

48:00 The timing of transitioning from alcoholic tumors, to good bread in the desert, to Stormcocks was a fucking laughing gauntlet. Well done

[@Jailathorne]

i was literally crying 😂

[@Jamaso.]

“I wanna show you something. Just with my hands.”

[@ya_fbr]

just gonna skip over the "i love you" part of that quote? how shallow... /j

[@gobbo1917]

The genuine "..c'mon.." at the end of that segment is what really made me die 😅

[@lema0925]

the courier is feeling a little *freaky* after traveling from the mojave to skyrim

[@MagisterialVoyager]

If anyone said this to me IRL I would’ve run. 😭💀

[@JustAnotherPilgrim]

Funny thing is, that works surprisingly well as an alternate title for this video

[@optikalF]

Man I'm loving the green screen skits at the start of the videos

[@aamu3]

theyre hilarious

[@tylerjantzen7621]

Ulfric's flawlessly casual delivery of "Bit." to peace out of the conversation feels like some actual next gen slang.

[@Winasaurus]

I honestly thought he said "I put Skyrim between my legs, bet." in the slang way like saying "no cap" or something.

[@underscoreben]

“I have a recipe for you, his real name is pendall” is a bar of unbelievable cookage

[@Winasaurus]

I like to imagine the letter to Camilla is literally just "Faendals real name is Pendall" and immediately she has no interest in him. Name reveals are the ultimate relationship killer.

[@Swm9445]

One of the loading screens says Alduin is the best waifu. 43:48

[@Cheese-Whe3l]

I saw it and couldn’t stop laughing for some reason.

[@RaggedVentures]

I like how the NPCs all "confirm" their own kills.

[@RhysOfTheGrove]

8:21 "I am better than what god sent me" Actually iconic!

[@stupidstutesman2444]

Yea I'm gonna start using that line

[@revilno]

37:28 in the words of slimecicle, “It’s called White run, not white float 10 feet in the air

[@collin4555]

> Potion of Develop Patience Me turning my face like a dog refusing a pill

[@hundvd_7]

49:05 "That doesn't mean you can't find good bread in the desert" - Flour

[@YunoTheFearless]

27:50 The way you folded “There is A Better Way” into the chest had me laughing so hard I fell out my bed, she really ate the chest with that one.

[@benthomas5532]

44:16 Paarthurnax the therapist prescribing anti-depressants fr

[@rikstan15]

"That doesn't mean you can't find good bread in the desert." Wise words from Flour.

[@129140163]

49:04

[@kayalei30]

"your boos mean nothing I've seen what makes you cheer" is so fucking raw dude

[@brandoncolemire4220]

27:38 “ever wanted to punch an old lady in the face? Well, now you can.” I’m pretty sure that’s Floridas State Motto

[@AceWolf456]

43:18 I love this conversation. The game became self aware for a second and just had to be like "I don't understand what's happening either."

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

"This is an example of sky haven temple" No Esbern, that is a book.

[@prophylaxis24]

I’m forever going to mentally insert “Snake Dogs” whenever I hear anyone mention Dragons.

[@Winasaurus]

I thought they were talking about Nightstalkers from New Vegas for a moment.

[@QuintonCrisman]

“Are you ready to see the world as a deaf person” is the most threatening line I think I’ve ever heard.

[@Youraveragecultist]

“Ah yes… Jarl BIG BALL”

[@ri0tgh0ooul89]

JARL BALLIN’ 🕺

[@peaceofcrap]

"BASED DOLPHIN?" made me laugh so hard man. I pretty recently discovered your channel but I really enjoy all your content I've seen so far. You've got real charisma and the challenges you come up with are so fun and creative. Hoping to catch a stream live soon!

[@propergander8374]

Krosis....cirrhosis....alcoholic tumors?

[@MagnumCarta]

You are Dragonborn because papa Talos got a bit too wasted one night...

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@MagnumCarta Talos is just like Zeus

[@dennissmith1072]

The interaction with that guard had serious "a girl totally flirted with me she just goes to another school" vibes. And then it turned out that alduin was trying to sell us on a timeshare the whole time.

[@reggiegarcia07]

“I love you sir” Thank you, I needed that today

[@raffiffar9873]

"How is it stored?" "in the balls" I died xD

[@abrownwhiteman7796]

Dude when I heard that I sighed and opened the comments. Lol

[@onionrangerduck7024]

What about 200g worth of "special milk" tho? 😢

[@thejuize06]

"Tell me"

[@firstGrunt]

That horse was the living manifestation of " i didn't hear no bell"

[@justinowens2077]

I haven't laughed this hard at one of your videos in a long time. Phenomenal stuff

[@revilno]

3:27 its named that because thats what every alcoholic would say

[@chancewoodruff7095]

This is what I imagine Cicero hears on a daily basis

[@OutragedVirus66]

me: playing Skyrim Joov: it’s one dragon no big deal Me: gets attacked by a dragon literally 2 seconds later. You have cursed me Joov.

[@AquaticBlossom]

why is the 4th quarter of this vid slap so hard. i loved the first parts but i was crying from laughter in the 4th quarter

[@mrnobody8294]

The random bar brawl fuckin sent me💀

[@IdiotontheInternet-o7q]

Came for the translations, stayed for Multi Melee man

[@justinwoods535]

28:08, Rufus looking up at you like "What have you done!?" XD

[@pokesaurusinninjago9631]

Now combine this with door randomizer and a Loot randomizer and you have a ultimate Skyrim randomizer

[@pimmohs]

This might have honestly been the funniest youtube video I have ever watched

[@missmara4980]

Omg that intro alone! 😂 I would love to see more Joov edited into the game, this was hilarious.

[@manooxi327]

Holy shit I was gonna clown on u for buying the drop zone spell so much. I screamed in joy when u used it 😂

[@Amaryryry]

In the spirit of the video, I decided to run my comment through a handful of different languages, ending with "Breton". Thanks, Joov, I hate it. :') "I’m a computer, but when I worry about you, you become a puzzle. Shida Raja, Juva

[@0rangutann]

I swear half of all your videos is you fighting some falmer over and over again and I fuckin love it! Keep it up Joob!

[@thetwo-armedman]

10:32 "If you're going to give me milk, give me something special." had me dying! 🤣

[@harryemmott8597]

Loving the Skyrim content recently, such complete chaos but so watchable... This started off on the second monitor on the VOD channel and quickly became first monitor material

[@sladevalen]

I did this style of build when lockdown happened and it was the most fun ive ever had playing an elder scrolls game! Dodging all the time to avoid losing your major buff from damage is such a high risk high reward style and i love it

[@sweynskarilsen9105]

The production quality is growing stronger

[@matthewchandler7845]

One of the BEST videos you have done yet! THANKS JOOVY!~

[@jinlee2737]

Love the higher production quality on your recent videos. Keep up the great work!

[@burkedigital]

This will be the first time I've ever watched an entire project from streams to main channel video! Love the work.

[@danielwisell3836]

“I don’t know if I should hit him” talking about the goat on the road 😭😭😭 oh noooo

[@TheAlmightymidget1]

Absolutely loved watching these on the VOD channel!! So funny!😂😂

[@nightlistic8012]

I watched this the first time after eating some eatables, and I have not laughed so hard since I saw George Carlin live in D.C. back in the early 2000's. I Spent half the video wiping tears from my eyes. This has got to be one of the best comedy Skyrim videos ever. Think I've watched it a dozen times since, and still laugh. Thanks Joov for all your epic Skyrim and Fallout videos. I really enjoy watching them in sync with my own playthroughs. Your challege videos always give me idea's on how to challenge myself in the game. Helps keep everything fresh.

[@dominateeye]

7:07 Delicious, delicious American Airlines.

[@TheMajorWatson]

joov thx for the content. People don’t realize how much funny videos can brighten their mood.

[@icyphoenix2401]

19:07 Octatio's recital is your friend, havent watched the whole vid but its one of my favorite ordinator spells. (Casts up to like 3 spells when you enter combat automatically)

[@GumusZee]

I've seen the whole VOD. I didn't hesitate for a second to click this video anyway - for the edit. First minute in and I'm already glad I did.

[@Manwelllll]

Your videos never disappoint dude. Amazing video as always.

[@surelylune]

this is so funny i fell asleep watching a joov video. i wake up and apparently you uploaded literally minutes after i fell asleep

[@Noxlla]

Love sleeping to your VODS, man.

[@SleepyKurisu]

IT'S FINALLY OUT! And I'm finally free enough to watch the twitch streams of the next Skyrim series let's gooooooo! At first I thought this was another mod but this one was still funny enough to be entertaining and the one punch twist made it all the better Maybe that's a future joov idea though because I've seen a mod (idk if it's open to the public yet I just saw it on a reel and that the guy got it made I think) where twitch chat can control what the npcs say

[@whydidiwatchthis5174]

Go see a movie!🥶

[@MinnowTF]

It is a misconception that people should not smoke 🥶

[@generalpenultimo6502]

You must drink, you must drink!

[@dougyofficial8142]

Please let us know I am right

[@SaulFemm]

Your edits are insanely good.

[@zacedwards8828]

woah you have come so far. i absolutely love the intro on this. i literally sat playing skyrim watching this

[@tommeakin1732]

1:43 What a Limmy reference 😂

[@maxauz99]

I absolutely love when you release the video. And I can't believe you worked in the good bread in the desert quote, that was legendary

[@allenellisdewitt]

I kept yelling "the Wheels HUNGER" whenever their was a carriage kill. LOL

[@hotspidicey]

only a minute in and this video is incredible! the intro was so well done! as a long-time viewer it’s been awesome to see how your content improves and evolves over time

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

The bit where Ulfric says "It is a misconception that people should not smoke" reminded me of all those yahoos on youtube that say that keeping good posture is bad.

[@celestialrodent]

this has to be the funniest skyrim-related video ive ever watched, i don't remember the last time i laughed this much

[@Whosaman0]

When Paarthurnax asked him “why do you want to know about garlic.” And then flew in a spiral directly upwards I lost it 😂😂

[@MiroFox]

i normally dont subscribe to people often. but that horse spining around and you playing off it, was, the funniest shit i have heard in awhile. So you are my first new subscription in like 6 years!

[@Zack-d3u]

“He knows violence against women” made my stomach hurt

[@JandKDuo]

Joov and his team are amazing, i watched live this entire run. Great job Joov and team!!! Tell me.

[@yungsigurd]

small chair 💅

[@Jailathorne]

Please do a part 2 of this… this is GOLD.

[@Shiki_Ale]

38:38 "Immigrants have no rights. Let's help the poor" killed me omggg

[@ivarforss3692]

This was one of your best episodes, Cracked me up many times.

[@The-Blue-Knight]

"In the balls" I spit out my water lmao

[@onyx2187]

This is amazing. keep doing what you're doing. Exactly the kind of humor I was looking for. don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing

[@tommeakin1732]

16:40 Sin is stored in the balls

[@Jailathorne]

this might be the funniest skyrim video i’ve ever watched

[@michaelclark09]

"Alcoholic Tumours" is a sick heavy metal band name

[@Sad_Clown6969]

I love your channel and the work you put in these vids, it’s really goofy and one of the only things that’s putting me in a better mood, thank you

[@sobertillnoon]

43:50 alduin is best wifu.

[@spgi]

great video man, swell to see you’re nearly at 500k subs

[@Kerfurs]

Ulfric is very right and in no way wrong 👍

[@nickspangler5912]

This is your best video yet, phenomenal.

[@CanisMythson]

Consecutive normal punches

[@KnightErrantRen]

Came for the scuffed translation, stayed for the cart rides. And scuffed translation.