Skyrim with Terribly Translated Dialogue (my goal is stupid)

[@Joov]

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[@Joov]

ALSO IM LATE BUT I'LL HAVE THE MUSIC PLAYLIST IN DESCRIPTION LATER SORRY IM VERY TIRED WAS UP LATE EDITING TALK SOON BYE LOVE U

[@Tuyrz]

@@Joovhi daddy i miss you

[@JM-mg4el]

I don't need some 1337 epic gamer browser I'll stick to firefox

[@RudiHartinger-hp7zc]

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[@lbgstzockt8493]

Firefox is better

[@samvimes9510]

_"You have to pay in advance to get the crack"_ That sounds completely on brand for a Riften guard

[@FormerlyBlue]

This is an abomination of a Skyrim video, and I'm glad to have been a part of it. Thanks for checking out our mod Joov!

[@TheHK_47]

Idk if its already there but is this on creation club?

[@wiimotecactus3124]

@@TheHK_47 it isnt

[@emeraldkoala2]

​@@TheHK_47 I sincerely doubt Bethesda would put Badly Translated Skyrim on the creation club.

[@DomCombatVids]

Is it on Xbox?

[@psyedk]

but why is everyone horny 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@georgehouliaras7239]

This is where the real game begins.

[@jacobjacobboi]

Mitten squad? 😢

[@chaplainfatty]

May he rest in peace. We miss you, Paul

[@georgehouliaras7239]

@@jacobjacobboi Yes. RIP Paul 😞

[@razeguy9639]

This is where the real game begins

[@JackVice]

Rip Paul

[@blizzardthewizardlizard]

That doesn't mean you can't find good bread in the desert.

[@theodst9861]

I read this as soon as that came up in the video

[@hundvd_7]

By _Flour_ of all people

[@Sheeshening]

51:57 words to live by

[@TalexTheLich]

"Are you ready to see the world as a deaf person?" Is probably the most random and intimidating thing someone can just say lol

[@lucienmoolman8017]

39:56 I love how nonchalantly Dolphin transitions from telling you to kill yourself to WW1

[@Bram_Duin]

Esbren was a member of WHAT, Dolphin?!!

[@cinnibarbrenneka]

@@Bram_Duin Don't ask Esbern what he was doing in 1916

[@dono2926]

This is a crazy comment without context

[@TheGreatThicc]

​@@Bram_Duin he was a member of a Canadian rench raiding unit. That's why she couldn't finish, his crimes were *that* horrifying

[@HangmanOfficialUploads]

Must be a HOI4 player.

[@lucienmoolman8017]

Ulfric Stormcock was probably the funniest translation I've heard

[@yeetosis9097]

"Alcoholic Tumors"

[@kaptanm_and_d5579]

That is Jarl Ulfric Stormcock to you!!

[@Maleketh42]

*Alfred and Stormcock

[@Ron_Jambo_]

@@kaptanm_and_d5579" Watch your tongue ! You are talking about Ulfric Stormcock, the True High King of Skyrim !" 🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@vlexonkol8466]

Ulfrim Stormcock, Sigma of Wilhelm

[@Jamaso.]

“I wanna show you something. Just with my hands.”

[@ya_fbr]

just gonna skip over the "i love you" part of that quote? how shallow... /j

[@gobbo1917]

The genuine "..c'mon.." at the end of that segment is what really made me die 😅

[@lema0925]

the courier is feeling a little *freaky* after traveling from the mojave to skyrim

[@MagisterialVoyager]

If anyone said this to me IRL I would’ve run. 😭💀

[@JustAnotherPilgrim]

Funny thing is, that works surprisingly well as an alternate title for this video

[@AerialFrameworks]

The Dragon saying “conversation” just to unleash absolute destruction is so Skyrim canon

[@Stitch_666]

Bro I read this as it happened 🤣

[@manooxi327]

​@@Stitch_666 Tame Impala mentioned 🔥🔥🔥

[@raynorzeraph953]

"both consciously and unconsciously. Do you know your problem?" goes hard.

[@powdermelonkeg]

"Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer" has no business going as hard as it does.

[@Stitch_666]

Rick moment

[@guy-]

I read that in my mind in Rick's voice😂 Mid episode but hard AF quote

[@Balen-]

@@Stitch_666rick friend

[@Stitch_666]

@@Balen- rick ross

[@optikalF]

Man I'm loving the green screen skits at the start of the videos

[@aamu3]

theyre hilarious

[@lordkrythic6246]

"If you're going to give me milk, give me something special." Damn....

[@PieSauce1994]

Homelander ahh line

[@tylerjantzen7621]

Ulfric's flawlessly casual delivery of "Bit." to peace out of the conversation feels like some actual next gen slang.

[@Winasaurus]

I honestly thought he said "I put Skyrim between my legs, bet." in the slang way like saying "no cap" or something.

[@SimplyNotReally]

48:00 The timing of transitioning from alcoholic tumors, to good bread in the desert, to Stormcocks was a fucking laughing gauntlet. Well done

[@Jailathorne]

i was literally crying 😂

[@Swm9445]

One of the loading screens says Alduin is the best waifu. 43:48

[@N0T_THE_0NE_1]

I saw it and couldn’t stop laughing for some reason.

[@collin4555]

> Potion of Develop Patience Me turning my face like a dog refusing a pill

[@HangmanOfficialUploads]

When my grandfather was on his deathbed, he wanted to speak one final time with me. He said "You've grown so much... And become such a good man. Keep at that... and the world will become better around you..." and with his final breath, he said... "Confirmed...!" Rest in peace, grampa.

[@Kwauhn.]

KILL CONFIRMED

[@jinari1509]

Trimble!

[@underscoreben]

“I have a recipe for you, his real name is pendall” is a bar of unbelievable cookage

[@Winasaurus]

I like to imagine the letter to Camilla is literally just "Faendals real name is Pendall" and immediately she has no interest in him. Name reveals are the ultimate relationship killer.

[@benthomas5532]

44:16 Paarthurnax the therapist prescribing anti-depressants fr

[@revilno]

37:28 in the words of slimecicle, “It’s called White run, not white float 10 feet in the air

[@rikstan15]

"That doesn't mean you can't find good bread in the desert." Wise words from Flour.

[@129140163]

49:04

[@Youraveragecultist]

“Ah yes… Jarl BIG BALL”

[@YunoTheFearless]

27:50 The way you folded “There is A Better Way” into the chest had me laughing so hard I fell out my bed, she really ate the chest with that one.

[@propergander8374]

Krosis....cirrhosis....alcoholic tumors?

[@MagnumCarta]

You are Dragonborn because papa Talos got a bit too wasted one night...

[@prophylaxis24]

I’m forever going to mentally insert “Snake Dogs” whenever I hear anyone mention Dragons.

[@Winasaurus]

I thought they were talking about Nightstalkers from New Vegas for a moment.

[@wideawakeonline]

8:21 "I am better than what god sent me" Actually iconic!

[@QuintonCrisman]

“Are you ready to see the world as a deaf person” is the most threatening line I think I’ve ever heard.

[@hundvd_7]

49:05 "That doesn't mean you can't find good bread in the desert" - Flour

[@raffiffar9873]

"How is it stored?" "in the balls" I died xD

[@abrownwhiteman7796]

Dude when I heard that I sighed and opened the comments. Lol

[@onionrangerduck7024]

What about 200g worth of "special milk" tho? 😢

[@thejuize06]

"Tell me"

[@AceWolf456]

43:18 I love this conversation. The game became self aware for a second and just had to be like "I don't understand what's happening either."

[@firstGrunt]

That horse was the living manifestation of " i didn't hear no bell"

[@kayalei9312]

"your boos mean nothing I've seen what makes you cheer" is so fucking raw dude

[@peaceofcrap]

"BASED DOLPHIN?" made me laugh so hard man. I pretty recently discovered your channel but I really enjoy all your content I've seen so far. You've got real charisma and the challenges you come up with are so fun and creative. Hoping to catch a stream live soon!

[@brandoncolemire4220]

27:38 “ever wanted to punch an old lady in the face? Well, now you can.” I’m pretty sure that’s Floridas State Motto

[@justinowens2077]

I haven't laughed this hard at one of your videos in a long time. Phenomenal stuff

[@IdiotontheInternet-o7q]

Came for the translations, stayed for Multi Melee man

[@reggiegarcia07]

“I love you sir” Thank you, I needed that today

[@AquaticBlossom]

why is the 4th quarter of this vid slap so hard. i loved the first parts but i was crying from laughter in the 4th quarter

[@chancewoodruff7095]

This is what I imagine Cicero hears on a daily basis

[@0rangutann]

I swear half of all your videos is you fighting some falmer over and over again and I fuckin love it! Keep it up Joob!

[@revilno]

3:27 its named that because thats what every alcoholic would say

[@pimmohs]

This might have honestly been the funniest youtube video I have ever watched

[@mrnobody8294]

The random bar brawl fuckin sent me💀

[@missmara4980]

Omg that intro alone! 😂 I would love to see more Joov edited into the game, this was hilarious.

[@sweynskarilsen9105]

The production quality is growing stronger

[@justinwoods535]

28:08, Rufus looking up at you like "What have you done!?" XD

[@Jailathorne]

Please do a part 2 of this… this is GOLD.

[@matthewchandler7845]

One of the BEST videos you have done yet! THANKS JOOVY!~

[@sladevalen2120]

I did this style of build when lockdown happened and it was the most fun ive ever had playing an elder scrolls game! Dodging all the time to avoid losing your major buff from damage is such a high risk high reward style and i love it

[@danielwisell3836]

“I don’t know if I should hit him” talking about the goat on the road 😭😭😭 oh noooo

[@jinlee2737]

Love the higher production quality on your recent videos. Keep up the great work!

[@harryemmott8597]

Loving the Skyrim content recently, such complete chaos but so watchable... This started off on the second monitor on the VOD channel and quickly became first monitor material

[@dominateeye]

7:07 Delicious, delicious American Airlines.

[@burkedigital]

This will be the first time I've ever watched an entire project from streams to main channel video! Love the work.

[@Jailathorne]

this might be the funniest skyrim video i’ve ever watched

[@TheAlmightymidget1]

Absolutely loved watching these on the VOD channel!! So funny!😂😂

[@sobertillnoon]

43:50 alduin is best wifu.

[@whydidiwatchthis5174]

Go see a movie!🥶

[@MinnowTF]

It is a misconception that people should not smoke 🥶

[@generalpenultimo6502]

You must drink, you must drink!

[@dougyofficial8142]

Please let us know I am right

[@Amaryryry]

In the spirit of the video, I decided to run my comment through a handful of different languages, ending with "Breton". Thanks, Joov, I hate it. :') "I’m a computer, but when I worry about you, you become a puzzle. Shida Raja, Juva

[@SaulFemm]

Your edits are insanely good.

[@ASHRELEON]

Your videos never disappoint dude. Amazing video as always.

[@thetwo-armedman]

10:32 "If you're going to give me milk, give me something special." had me dying! 🤣

[@manooxi327]

Holy shit I was gonna clown on u for buying the drop zone spell so much. I screamed in joy when u used it 😂

[@Noxlla]

Love sleeping to your VODS, man.

[@allenellisdewitt]

I kept yelling "the Wheels HUNGER" whenever their was a carriage kill. LOL

[@The-Blue-Knight]

"In the balls" I spit out my water lmao

[@TheMajorWatson]

joov thx for the content. People don’t realize how much funny videos can brighten their mood.

[@tommeakin1732]

16:40 Sin is stored in the balls

[@GumusZee]

I've seen the whole VOD. I didn't hesitate for a second to click this video anyway - for the edit. First minute in and I'm already glad I did.

[@yungsigurd]

small chair 💅

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

The bit where Ulfric says "It is a misconception that people should not smoke" reminded me of all those yahoos on youtube that say that keeping good posture is bad.

[@tommeakin1732]

1:43 What a Limmy reference 😂

[@pokesaurusinninjago9631]

Now combine this with door randomizer and a Loot randomizer and you have a ultimate Skyrim randomizer

[@michaelclark09]

"Alcoholic Tumours" is a sick heavy metal band name

[@zacedwards8828]

woah you have come so far. i absolutely love the intro on this. i literally sat playing skyrim watching this

[@CanisMythson]

Consecutive normal punches

[@boffeecreak3717]

That doesn't mean you can't find good bread in the desert. Cancer tumors.

[@dittomorph]

Alcoholic tumors

[@brodyk2618]

4:44 the search is crazy

[@olddiggy4800]

"Your boo's mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer" is such a good line

[@AB-gh5be]

1:09 okay, i gotta object to this rank mischaracterization of the tumblr skyrim community. anyone who's actually spent too much time there could tell you the only sexyfication mods they're downloading are targeted at the land's bountiful population of middle-aged men

[@ratpatterson8953]

Ummm real tumblrinas like our sexy men ugly

[@xion1629]

This is my favorite Joov video officially 😂

[@ForgieDusker]

youtube ended up reccommending me the vods that went into this video and it got me back into Skyrim modding, i'm not sure what specific mods were used for the monk build here but i ended up using Adamant with the Hand-To-Hand patch to replace lockpicking with "security" which includes pickpocket, and replacing the pickpocket tree with a new hand to hand skillset. I also brought in other minor mods like VioLens so i could see those sweet, sweet unarmed killmoves on every kill and a few tweaks to unarmed as a whole, like "5x strength on unarmed enchantments" (because what the fuck are you gonna do when you put a grand soul gem and level 80 enchanting into something only to get 15 points of extra damage?) and one that gives a few points on unarmed after winning a brawl. I think there's another that lets alteration Flesh spells increase unarmed and block effectiveness, and part of the moddded skill tree allows "shell" spells (temporary protection from a single element) to apply that damage type to your fists, which combos spectacularly with the Apocalypse magic mod and Ocato's Recital within. had alteration maxed real damn quick my only trouble so far has been trying to find an animation replacer mod for the unarmed attacks that works with 1.1170 or whatever the current AE build of skyrim is. everything i see only shows off the third person animations and doesn't mention anything about 1st person so i can only imagine it's exclusively for third person anyway

[@moon_wizard1250]

It's the first person animation overhaul he mentions at 15:00

[@spgi]

great video man, swell to see you’re nearly at 500k subs

[@Zack-d3u]

“He knows violence against women” made my stomach hurt

[@JandKDuo]

Joov and his team are amazing, i watched live this entire run. Great job Joov and team!!! Tell me.

[@Kerfurs]

Ulfric is very right and in no way wrong 👍

[@maxauz99]

I absolutely love when you release the video. And I can't believe you worked in the good bread in the desert quote, that was legendary

[@hotspidicey]

only a minute in and this video is incredible! the intro was so well done! as a long-time viewer it’s been awesome to see how your content improves and evolves over time

[@k1inzSukma]

🎉

[@BOBICKA66]

If any of you comment that “x views joov fell off”, I swear to god nephew

[@surelylune]

this is so funny i fell asleep watching a joov video. i wake up and apparently you uploaded literally minutes after i fell asleep

[@SleepyKurisu]

IT'S FINALLY OUT! And I'm finally free enough to watch the twitch streams of the next Skyrim series let's gooooooo! At first I thought this was another mod but this one was still funny enough to be entertaining and the one punch twist made it all the better Maybe that's a future joov idea though because I've seen a mod (idk if it's open to the public yet I just saw it on a reel and that the guy got it made I think) where twitch chat can control what the npcs say

[@hemingttv]

First? (Sorry I just want to be first for once)

[@cybershockyt619]

When they said "tell me" I really felt that

[@nickspangler5912]

This is your best video yet, phenomenal.

[@parma3925]

Omg. I just finished the vods for this project. Amazing

[@captainlink72]

Man, your intros keep getting better! Kudos to you and your team!

[@dcross6360]

Great video as always