The Best Horror For Autumn Girlies - Seriously, You're Welcome

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Jordaline Reads

Jordaline Reads

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@JordalineReads
@JordalineReads Жыл бұрын
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@KatieColson
@KatieColson Жыл бұрын
“My friends, my family, my familia..and that One Guy.” 😂😂
@wakkawakka900
@wakkawakka900 Жыл бұрын
"I literally don't remember, just read it." 😂😂lol
@sbvsls
@sbvsls Жыл бұрын
I could literally listen to you reviewing books for hours. It's endlessly entertaining 😂❤
@thistledragon6711
@thistledragon6711 Жыл бұрын
I don’t know why I watch book recommendation videos, I know I’m just increasing my endless TBR even more 😂
@BlinkFly
@BlinkFly Жыл бұрын
I would LOVE winter horror recs!
@carlacannizzaro1643
@carlacannizzaro1643 Жыл бұрын
Ok, while you were talking about No One Gets Out Alive the “she who shall not be named” (aka Alexa) suddenly switched on and said “ok, good night sleep tight” then turned off the lamp and switched herself off, leaving me freaked out and in the dark alone. WTF!! So if that’s not a sign that I need to read that book asap I don’t know what is.
@susanegley4149
@susanegley4149 2 ай бұрын
Came for the blush, stayed for the books.
@ashleyscozybookcorner5577
@ashleyscozybookcorner5577 Жыл бұрын
😂"this book is like an onion, you know how onions have layers & ogres have layers, this book is like that it has layers". 😂oh that was to funny. Hope you're doing well!!!!
@Kritz_Reads
@Kritz_Reads Жыл бұрын
"I'm not going to explain anything. So anyway, Coraline has neighbors with huge titties..." 😂😂
@anasstywomangaming
@anasstywomangaming Жыл бұрын
"Everything from the last ten years? I'm not living, laughing, or loving." When I tell you I cackled OUT LOUD and scared my mom's cat so bad she tore out of the room. Thank you for this whole viddy-o but in particular that precise moment.
@anasstywomangaming
@anasstywomangaming Жыл бұрын
Also, Crow Girl is relentlessly fked. I remember reading that over like two days and feeling like I needed EMDR therapy to work through it.
@gunnerchel
@gunnerchel Жыл бұрын
The sewer scene with the kids and Bev in IT made me throw the book across the room. Like I legit wanted to take it out in the yard and burn it. Wtf
@caithenry8429
@caithenry8429 Жыл бұрын
That's the scene that made me decide that Stephen King isn't for me
@sarawithoutanH
@sarawithoutanH Жыл бұрын
Living for the coraline origin story
@izzykaii
@izzykaii 3 ай бұрын
I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THE TITLE IM SO EXCITED 🧙🏻‍♀️🪄🔮🐈‍⬛
@katedriscoll3160
@katedriscoll3160 Жыл бұрын
Omg I LOVE your horror recommendations. I could listen to you talk about books all damn day!
@crazycatlady90
@crazycatlady90 Жыл бұрын
The part about her date with some guy and house of leaves book oh my gosh I'm cackling!! 😂
@Breemarie143
@Breemarie143 Жыл бұрын
Okay but this blush + lip combo is stunning 😍😍😍😍
@maryann83
@maryann83 Жыл бұрын
Your personality is 😂😂😂 you have me holding my belly🎉🎉🎉
@belligirl21
@belligirl21 4 ай бұрын
I do love (among other things) that you never remember the correct character names for ANY of the books you review.
@Rachelw
@Rachelw Жыл бұрын
I read Now You're One of Us after you recommended it in your other video. I read it in one sitting and damn that ending. I was not prepared.
@queenkim8631
@queenkim8631 Жыл бұрын
24:49 you are so funny😂 I read The Devil Crept In, Confessions & House of Leaves! Love all😁
@b-isforbetsy7828
@b-isforbetsy7828 Жыл бұрын
So I am a twin and when our kids were younger they would get us confused and come ask the aunt for more cookies or whatever. Which auntie always say yes! So we joke the each of us are our kids "other mother."
@nicolechacon4257
@nicolechacon4257 Жыл бұрын
the only booktuber i actually take recommendations from :) thanks again for filling my tbr list for fall season
@MargaritaSage
@MargaritaSage Жыл бұрын
I'm the same! Jordaline and Katie C, the only two that can actually convince me to buy fiction books!
@Darkxangel08
@Darkxangel08 Жыл бұрын
Your reviews put me in a better mood no matter what. I love you!
@sylviashanabrough6515
@sylviashanabrough6515 Жыл бұрын
I would like a winter horror book recommendation video.
@kameronwilliams334
@kameronwilliams334 Жыл бұрын
Girl I DNFed The September House. I tried SO hard to get through it. I just couldn't lol
@stemas_444
@stemas_444 Жыл бұрын
As a Stephen King Stan, you’re literally the only person I can listen say “I think he’s overrated” and not trigger a reaction in me 😂😂 love your videos and your energy!! Also this kind of makeup really makes you shine.
@Sad.Purple.unicorn
@Sad.Purple.unicorn Жыл бұрын
10:18 I’ve read this years ago as well and I loved it
@amalfysanchez9545
@amalfysanchez9545 Жыл бұрын
It’s always a good time watching your videos !!! I loveeeee. ❤❤❤
@pumpkinschannel777
@pumpkinschannel777 Жыл бұрын
New Jan Agaton video AND new Jordaline video on the same day?? Oh we are eating good tonight, girlies!!!
@Showtunediva
@Showtunediva 4 ай бұрын
Thanks for the Shrek reference when discussing House Of Leaves.
@bby.kaylamarie
@bby.kaylamarie Жыл бұрын
Currently reading the devil crept in I hope I love it too!! And reading no one gets out alive next!! Another top notch video! I don’t think I laugh as much watching anyone else. Probably because we have the same humor in our cult😂😂
@Ms.SpookyNerd
@Ms.SpookyNerd Жыл бұрын
Great books for the autumn season 🦇☕🎃📚🧛🪦🕯️👻☠️🍂🍁
@hyemiyah
@hyemiyah Жыл бұрын
house of leaves was AN EXPERIENCE. i had the weirdest dreams while i was reading that book.
@kristinaparuolo379
@kristinaparuolo379 Жыл бұрын
I love your humor while discussing books! Watching your videos always lifts my mood and helps me add to my never end TBR list
@chrisbonweenie9136
@chrisbonweenie9136 Жыл бұрын
Ok I HAVE TO KNOW what gloss you use?! 👀 stunning (also incredible video as always ❤)
@BarbaraCreates
@BarbaraCreates Жыл бұрын
Lol I don't even read...(I'm trying to get back into it) I'm literally here for the vibes. 😅
@Steph_W
@Steph_W Жыл бұрын
Just requested physical copy of The Watcher from my library. 😄
@loch6301
@loch6301 Жыл бұрын
Booger sugar 😂 I’m dead 💀
@JeantheSecond-ip7qm
@JeantheSecond-ip7qm 4 ай бұрын
I totally got to feel superior because I read House of Leaves. A person I know who works at a bookstore curating books told me she couldn’t get it through it.
@michellepedersen9637
@michellepedersen9637 4 ай бұрын
FINALLY A PERSON WHO THINKS STEPHEN KING IS OVERRATED! Thank you!
@danamonsees-cns
@danamonsees-cns Жыл бұрын
I cackled at the shrek quote. I'm DEAD
@MaryRose86
@MaryRose86 Жыл бұрын
I love your energy and vibe
@angelwalker979
@angelwalker979 Жыл бұрын
'Do coke Steve' 😂😂😂🤣almost spit my coffee out!🤣
@RociosLibrary
@RociosLibrary Жыл бұрын
The child orgy thing lmao I love how you just came out and said it. I loved IT, but that part was so unnecessary haha
@BooksInTheVoid
@BooksInTheVoid Жыл бұрын
There is a twitter post that would be the perfect prompt for the september house. 😂 I got lost in house of leaves. Didnt have luminal spaces dreams though
@MargaritaSage
@MargaritaSage Жыл бұрын
No Ma'am, not today. I saw Katie's House of Leaves reading vlog. Pass. I did buy it for my mom a few years back, as a Christmas present. She still hesitates to take book recommendations from me😆
@gabbyreads
@gabbyreads Жыл бұрын
Yesss I also love Confessions, and They Never Learn and Comfort Me With Apples! 👏 I still need to read House of Leaves lol I’m intimidated 😅
@Momba_Jules
@Momba_Jules Жыл бұрын
@28:00 …… not me currently reading Frankenstein 😬🤣💀
@MarcosSouza-rr5ns
@MarcosSouza-rr5ns Жыл бұрын
Great recommendations, dear Thank you so much 💖
@Sad.Purple.unicorn
@Sad.Purple.unicorn Жыл бұрын
I’ve heard the book “watchers” is really similar to the tv show “From” which I looooove
@carolinesconcertvids860
@carolinesconcertvids860 Жыл бұрын
Huge Adam Neville fan here. Reading No One Gets Alive right now. Only 160 pages through (my copy has 628) but I'm enjoying it so far!
@shaleyflowers
@shaleyflowers Жыл бұрын
OMG when you talk about the book hex it gives me goosebumps I don't know why every time I see it I nope not for me and I can read extreme horror too and this is not extreme horror I don't think I want to read it but I don't idk what it is if it's the cover if it's your explanation of it !
@taluulahbelle
@taluulahbelle Жыл бұрын
honey, i am going to need the details on your blush/lip combo.
@DarkSiren81
@DarkSiren81 Жыл бұрын
Great video! House of Leaves got me out of a reading slump!
@elsielinstrom
@elsielinstrom Жыл бұрын
We need a "most addictive books" video!!
@beckydesrosiers3852
@beckydesrosiers3852 Жыл бұрын
Love these recommendation! House of Leaves is my fav too. I think it's time for a reread!
@AshleighsLand
@AshleighsLand Жыл бұрын
I got "The September house" on Audible because of your last vlog ans honestly so far it's so good and really funny actually
@dianeboudrias7954
@dianeboudrias7954 Жыл бұрын
When I found your channel I said to myself that I am going to enjoy her channel because I don't enjoy everyone's channel but then I get rid of them. P. S. I love your name by the way 💞
@GilmarGirl
@GilmarGirl Жыл бұрын
I had never heard of house of leaves until this year when I started reading it and now it's everywhere... lol
@erwinonyoutube
@erwinonyoutube Жыл бұрын
The ending had me gagging 😂
@mahmoudoraby7222
@mahmoudoraby7222 Жыл бұрын
love your content 🙏
@terrijozwiak3484
@terrijozwiak3484 Жыл бұрын
Awesome video, I want to read the river man.
@unhingedwoman
@unhingedwoman Жыл бұрын
Wait what’s the tea with Ania Ahlborn??? I need a “writers behaving badly” overview video 😂😂
@Ruhrohraggy23
@Ruhrohraggy23 Жыл бұрын
I want to know too! I just started my first book of hers and need to know if I should stop lol
@tony_starch
@tony_starch Жыл бұрын
I’m also curious, I tried googling and didn’t find anything
@tiff804
@tiff804 Жыл бұрын
I came to the comments to find answers too. I can't be left hanging like this!
@cheryl5763
@cheryl5763 Жыл бұрын
I’ve ordered three of the mentioned and can’t wait! September house sounds great! I’m currently reading Old Country. It’s good so far. I know what you mean about Harold though… 😂
@littlewhiterabbit202
@littlewhiterabbit202 Жыл бұрын
So let me know when you read House of leaves again you read it the correct way, By the way I think it's also a movie called You shouldn't have come or You should have left with Kevin bacon
@lily4809
@lily4809 Жыл бұрын
Hi Jordaline, Thank you for the recommendations. After reading and loving The Gaveyard Book, I was planning to read Coraline. Also House of Leaves scares me a little bit, as it is quite chunky. On a side note, have you listened to the Minsung duet that was released a couple of days ago? Wish you a nice day. 😊
@bignails2
@bignails2 Жыл бұрын
Me while you're talking about they never learn 👀👀👀👀👀👀
@bignails2
@bignails2 Жыл бұрын
Ok miss witchy ritual Queen get yours!! 💰💰
@marshalmallow7192
@marshalmallow7192 7 ай бұрын
New favorite booktuber??????? 🥰
@pinkyhodgkins2185
@pinkyhodgkins2185 24 күн бұрын
The story about the dude, omg...I get it. 🙄
@Crazylatina2023
@Crazylatina2023 Жыл бұрын
Ohhh will you be reading the sequel to Gone To See The River Man?
@sarahfolger5232
@sarahfolger5232 Жыл бұрын
Ummm....am I the only one that didn't know your name was Jordaline?
@jnb0574
@jnb0574 Жыл бұрын
I need someone to explain that scene in It to me without describing it. Like at all. Not even a little bit. Like just why though? Also sugar booger is my new favorite term.
@metalgirl1969
@metalgirl1969 Жыл бұрын
So I read Gone to see the river man and Confessions and I found both of them to be meh. With the river man I just didn't care about any of the characters involved. Confessions was very disjointed. These are only my opinions folks. I have only read one five-star read this year so far and I've read 23 books. It haunts the mind which is the new short story collection by Nick Roberts. 10 out of 10.. Add to your tbr. I'm still dreaming about Grandma Ruth 😮. I just finished reading Hex. The book made me very angry. It reads like a screenplay. I think this would make a really good movie or series but I'm so angry with how it plays out. I became a little too invested in one of the Characters lol. No one gets out alive by Neville, I give the chefs kiss to ,as far as movies go.I have House of leaves but I have not attempted it yet Ok. Off my soap box lol. Sorry . I have nobody to talk with about books. Happy Spooky Reading everyone 🎃👻👿
@hostilecucumbers
@hostilecucumbers Жыл бұрын
I read The Watchers at the end of August and it felt like winter to me lol but I love books that feel like seasons! I would love a winter version of this!! Also I love the Coraline book way more than the movie I want to like the movie, I just was like 13 when I read the book and it made a huge impression on me. and I hate Wybie no offense but like why not to be rude. Love u Jordaline 💚
@vampqueen
@vampqueen Жыл бұрын
If you get loads of views, the bit at the start of this video made my 5 year old laugh so loud, now she wants me to play it over and over
@vampqueen
@vampqueen Жыл бұрын
Oh thanks for reminding me to take my vits, being 45 *cough* *cough* bleugh. I forget to take them. So THANK YOU. XXX
@ellenlowe9013
@ellenlowe9013 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious…I love It and think Stephen King is brilliant trashed or sober lol Love it all…I eat up all his books….I do miss his Desperation like horror though, he’s due for at least one last one…..On another note, I might need to pick up House of Leaves as I’ve seen several people really like and recommend on book tube.
@graceannreads
@graceannreads Жыл бұрын
If anyone asks me why they should read Comfort Me With Apples I will be directing them to this video
@reneegabriello564
@reneegabriello564 2 ай бұрын
You are hilarious! What town and state do you live in?
@heyimsasa
@heyimsasa 8 ай бұрын
men talking to me is the worst experience of my entire life... and i say this as a bi girl in a relationship with one 😂😂
@AshleighsLand
@AshleighsLand Жыл бұрын
PESKY SEWER CLOWNS
@sargonyousif
@sargonyousif Жыл бұрын
Why don’t we like Ania Ahlborn? 😂
@entrepaginasinfinitas
@entrepaginasinfinitas Жыл бұрын
I swear I thought your real name was Jordeline 😮 wow
@sarahfolger5232
@sarahfolger5232 Жыл бұрын
How did you remember Bill, but not Georgie?! 😅
@irenegonzalez6390
@irenegonzalez6390 Жыл бұрын
Love it when men mansplan lol jk thanks I only read the book.. my favorite part of this video
@littlewhiterabbit202
@littlewhiterabbit202 Жыл бұрын
Wait what?? All you said about the husband in the book the Amulet was He served his country and he got his face blown off for it, how dose that made him a loser and pace of shit?
@ririschannelx
@ririschannelx Жыл бұрын
What happened to the lil pep talks she used to do…. 😢
@Pheasant-wy3cg
@Pheasant-wy3cg Жыл бұрын
Ogres have layers? 😄😂 so many good books! That guy sounds like a jerk! 😂x
@annabananabones08
@annabananabones08 Жыл бұрын
I can't take the name Stephanie seriously anymore
@tony_starch
@tony_starch Жыл бұрын
I know this isn’t directed at me but it feels directed at me 😭😂
@Momba_Jules
@Momba_Jules Жыл бұрын
Dude at the end literally the definition of mansplaining.. smh
@Horrorbabe4
@Horrorbabe4 2 ай бұрын
26:10 "house of leaves" has 13 holds placed on it at my library(ies) lol i do think i live in a snobby town...interesting
@sweetiepie.clowngirl
@sweetiepie.clowngirl 8 ай бұрын
12:14 the way you deliver these summaries are the best. 😄❤ 12:48 Curious about it.
@sweetiepie.clowngirl
@sweetiepie.clowngirl 8 ай бұрын
21:58 😂
@canyounot6858
@canyounot6858 Жыл бұрын
I WISH I had her Make-Up Skills. 👀🫶🏻
@sweetiepie.clowngirl
@sweetiepie.clowngirl 8 ай бұрын
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