Jordan Schlansky's Douchebag Super Collider - 9/22/08
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@marycarla62458 жыл бұрын
Jordan's ability to keep a straight face is really his super power.
@RedBuffaloBull8 жыл бұрын
This is proof Schlansky is real, he can't act worth a damn. He's amazing in improv spots w/Conan though
@ExtremeTG8 жыл бұрын
+Justin Lien he is definitely exaggerating, go watch his old videos, u can see jordan smiling a lot more
@cosmonaut3798 жыл бұрын
he's an amazing improv actor and keeping in character
@kelleyhice8 жыл бұрын
+ExtremeTG older than 08? Where? I can't find them on here.
@NxDoyle8 жыл бұрын
Was there doubt that JS was real? Was it the same as the doubt that Karl Pilkington is real?
@davidhavens57127 жыл бұрын
iamnotfernando that's a proper profile pic bro
@JohnnieDarko8 жыл бұрын
That was the most emotion I've seen from Jordan.
@Goomba7538 жыл бұрын
+Johnnie Watts Then you should watch the newest Conan Scraps. It contains rare HD footage of Jordan Schlansky smiling.
@colmmorris39664 жыл бұрын
he's a deeply emotional man. sometimes moved to tears by a sunset.
@TheVeregat7 жыл бұрын
You can tell Jordan's persona is real, just a slightly more exaggerated version of his off screen self.
@k9nevienna3 жыл бұрын
yes, conan staff have confirmed on the internet (i cant remember where) that hes actually like that, but of course its a little exaggerated in the videos
@eugeniocolombo89162 жыл бұрын
@@k9nevienna a fare il bonifico per il ritardo con cui ti parlavo al volo per il ritardo con cui ho fatto un po' di tempo che non è un saluto a te e famiglia un sereno Natale e un abbraccio a tutti voi e alle vostre esigenze e le auguro una buona idea per il ritardo ma ho avuto un po' in ritardo e grazie per la sua
@rio_hates_handles2 жыл бұрын
@@eugeniocolombo8916 tf
@ellis95058 жыл бұрын
Jordan's mouth says 'capable of human emotion' but his eyes say 'dead inside'
@manictiger8 жыл бұрын
Nah, it's not dead. It's just constantly processing external stimuli and analyzing tactical pathways, as well as target prioritization routines.
@tomcruisemiddleteeth8 жыл бұрын
This comment gave me heartburn.
@MarginalSC7 жыл бұрын
He's seeing the spirit of the moment. Participating in the moment is irrelevant.
@FerretBarret7 жыл бұрын
He's a deeply emotional man
@stevebrownrocks63767 жыл бұрын
Jordan is thinking constantly, about various things. He lacks numerous friends, but has an ability to jump into a challenge & devise solutions. I witnessed this quality during the "escape room" challenge. Remember; Jordan's not like other people!
@nsaiswatching7 жыл бұрын
I have met a person like Jordan. They are robotic, but they can play along in their own robotic way.
@DanielVB043 жыл бұрын
Yes four years late, but yes I completely agree.
@lijo1830 Жыл бұрын
it must be some kind of autism. we shouldn't give them a hard time for it
@SniffyPoo8 жыл бұрын
Jordan's personality here is less misanthropic than his recent stuff
@MarshalTennerWinter8 жыл бұрын
ya, i thought that too!
@blake16618 жыл бұрын
Now I'm sure he is acting
@WoZuiAiL8 жыл бұрын
I just fb-stalked him and his fb comments seem like 'him'. I think he is acting but still playing himself in a way.
@TheTacticalMess8 жыл бұрын
Maybe he's going through a midlife crisis or some depressing stuff.
@wilthomas8 жыл бұрын
His Twitter account is exactly what you'd think it would be.
@JSPUFC7 жыл бұрын
A Jordan clipped I never seen before. Yes!! After watching it, this can't be real. Jordan acting funny?? On purpose? Wtf what timeline is this!!?
@nohabloemojislosiento49303 жыл бұрын
The special effects on Conan have always been top notch.
@aperson29433 жыл бұрын
I love the Oppenheimer quote at the end lol
@johnwalsh69989 жыл бұрын
I miss Max
@AverageJane2227 жыл бұрын
Thats the first thing I always say to myself every time I watch these Late Night clips. :(
@AverageJane2227 жыл бұрын
Thats the first thing I always say to myself every time I watch these Late Night clips. :(
@pj1014 жыл бұрын
I think is one of the few things that I miss in NBC conan
@eynchaglobus26944 жыл бұрын
He actually pronounced conan's name correctly that time instead of saying conaan
@maxcoluccio64934 жыл бұрын
Thanks man
@autumnleaves86603 жыл бұрын
This is Jordan before his personality was taken from him during some MK ultra experiments.😂😉
@Remember_Baker8 жыл бұрын
Crazy that Max Weinburg's son is the drummer for Slipknot
@ezramotz82188 жыл бұрын
Damn didn't know that that's pretty cool
@Ibanezkoolman8 жыл бұрын
no. what!?!
@Remember_Baker8 жыл бұрын
+Anthony Fonseca Yep Jay Weinburg is the drummer since Joey Jordinson left the band in 2013
@Ibanezkoolman8 жыл бұрын
Ohhhh!
@ashraymfkr14388 жыл бұрын
+Huggy Bear Holy crap i didn't link them together! Thx for this comment.
@CalebGriffinEsq3 жыл бұрын
Jordan should have his own TV show.
@sarah_b_5554 жыл бұрын
Young Jordan 😍😍
@andywalnuts83428 ай бұрын
"complete douchebag evisceration" is one hell of a phrase 😂
@petertimowreef90858 жыл бұрын
Helium leak? Hahaha "Super squaky high-pitched voice* Errr Sir! We have a problem!!
@mansionwb8 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha your comment wins the Internet.
@avocadomonkey48923 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! Conan, bring back more of these amazing skits! ... with Jordan! ... he's so young! :-D
@CaspisSinclair278 жыл бұрын
The Writer's Guild strike was indeed a dark time for us all.
@daveigh4 жыл бұрын
You know you are in early 2000s when Paris Hilton is there
@rhyssanders91223 жыл бұрын
this really lets me know that jordan was being authentic in other clips, if this is him just acting
@pikkuadi8 жыл бұрын
"Conan I'm sorry I can't let you do that" I see I see
@pikkuadi3 жыл бұрын
@@udaysharma8644 well its def a quote from it
@kylesanders82763 жыл бұрын
Conan, Jordan, AND model trains?! Triple win
@nevets682 жыл бұрын
O gauge!
@radhika58029 жыл бұрын
Conan straight pimpin with those shades
@WaldoBagelTopper Жыл бұрын
What is this!?! I thought I saw all the Jordan Schlansky abuse there was to discover! This is a great day!
@julianherrera75478 жыл бұрын
Does anybody else miss Max Weinberg and the Max Weinberg 7?
@michaelgibson88737 жыл бұрын
Julian Herrera his son is the drummer of slipknot in completely unrelated news. just interesting I thought
@AverageJane2227 жыл бұрын
Yes, most definitely. Max & Conan had great chemistry. One of my favourite parts of late night was the Max Weinberg 7 number after Conan's opening monologue. Conan, Max and Joel together was just incredible.
@sylvestercrowley89096 жыл бұрын
Conan, Max, and Joel 🖒👍
@p0llenp0ny4 жыл бұрын
Not really.
@accentontheoff3 жыл бұрын
Seriously how long has this Jordan business being going on :) I thought it was a relatively new thing.
@drunkensailor112 Жыл бұрын
15 years
@accentontheoff Жыл бұрын
@@drunkensailor112 Wow. Didn’t know.
@drunkensailor112 Жыл бұрын
@@accentontheoff we first saw him on tv in 2008. He had been working for Conan since 1994 though
@accentontheoff Жыл бұрын
@@drunkensailor112 Cool.
@vaaleri8 жыл бұрын
I wish I had a house band following me, always playing when theres that awkward "just have to move from point a to point b" silence. like making a snack at the fridge then "MAX!" babadiboom a little toonage and then youre sitting on the couch "yeah max how was your weekend....."
@TexMexRustlinGirl8 жыл бұрын
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS BLESS YOUR SOUL
@deathlarsen75022 жыл бұрын
Excellent choices for celebrity DB
@ant33rux8 жыл бұрын
The particle accelerator is real!
@tejaskadam60323 жыл бұрын
This was basically avengers end game
@Lurdiak7 ай бұрын
Conan genuinely mad Jordan is getting applause.
@BoltUnagi7 жыл бұрын
they never aired this here in LA because at the time of this episode a train was derailed.
@sarah_b_5554 жыл бұрын
😦
@1997CWR8 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only one who got the "now I have become death, destroyer of douchebags" reference
@jja77a7 жыл бұрын
1997CWR you are not. Though it is kinda obscure for late night
@1997CWR7 жыл бұрын
But then remember that Conan has an iq of 160. So it's really hard to predict his actions or references.
@Dominian17 жыл бұрын
Actual Quote is "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" and it is Oppenheimer quoting Shiva... destroyer of worlds. Hooray for knowing things now what do we do with that information?
@Xerxes13377 жыл бұрын
Circlejerk ?
@flatearth27417 жыл бұрын
Shiva as the statue at the super collider? can't be coincidence, we are doomed
@ginolorenzo41172 жыл бұрын
That explains why Ellen is no longer around
@yashtrips913 жыл бұрын
why is conan so awesome.. i will spend my entire life in awesomeness.. but he’s belond life.. he’s amazing.. 😃😃
@yashtrips913 жыл бұрын
i wish i could meet him someday.. him, Chappell (spelling might be wrong i dunno) and jake g-something (i couldn’t write the correct spelling cause am high).. this is my bucket list.. also to become one of them.. p.s. paul and ringo too of i get lucky (i went to paul’s home in london, he wasn’t there 😢)...
@akshatanon2387 жыл бұрын
jordan's first public apperence
@codienedreamin74397 жыл бұрын
YOUR SHEPHARD wrong. He was in an episode way before this
@aaronsmith16767 жыл бұрын
I feel if this really happened, America would be in a much better place.
@johnthegreek19803 жыл бұрын
Jordan was actually smirking!
@virginiataylor55939 жыл бұрын
I miss Max!
@stlcardinals2518 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same...
@AverageJane2227 жыл бұрын
Virginia Taylor Same :(
@cstubbssubs77467 жыл бұрын
Virginia Taylor his son drums for Slipknot
@auunnfkristjansson67386 жыл бұрын
+CStubbsSubs What,Joey jordison Max weinberg son. Noooooo
@narutokiba108 жыл бұрын
Damn, playing that Marv Johnson tune in the beginning
@AozoraUltra20068 жыл бұрын
I had a French teacher in middle school who spent a whole class lecturing us about how the world will change after they run the particle collider.
@drServitis8 жыл бұрын
+Aozotra And nothing significant has come out of the super collider. A massive waste of money by the Europeans when they should have been spending their money on military defense. Currently America pays for 75% of European's military defense. It's time for America to withdraw from NATO and force Europe to take care of their own house.
@creamybass8 жыл бұрын
+drServitis nothing significant? so new particle discoveries aren't significant? coz fuck physics, right?
@swlk99964 жыл бұрын
One of the main goals of the LHC was to discover the Higgs-Boson. Which was finally detected in the LHC in 2012. so the LHC did exactly what it was built for with great success. I understand people in the US lack education but that’s pretty common knowledge. Maybe you should read about it before writing nonsense @drWhatever
@nondescriptbeing5944 Жыл бұрын
@@swlk9996it’s really interesting stuff but did it produce anything of practical use outside of science? Curious
@bobbleheadconan9 жыл бұрын
LOL 0:55
@RepaKTANET4 жыл бұрын
Jordan is real. I know a person whom is very simmilar to him
@brucedepenha6 жыл бұрын
Is this Jordan's first appearance?
@user-bn7rc9uv1m4 жыл бұрын
no
@zero2nill9054 жыл бұрын
I have become death destroyer of douchebag's
@josephbenobasa8 жыл бұрын
this is frost wienberg of collider news was born
@MIsterSojaBohne8 жыл бұрын
well now i am certain that Jordan Schlansky is fake
@pateleporter8 жыл бұрын
+MIsterSojaBohne I can't stop watching these tho
@shellsy5158 жыл бұрын
Well you could tell he was reading from a cue card here, when normally he doesn't seem to be.
@MIsterSojaBohne8 жыл бұрын
+linus515 yea you could be right
@04275818 жыл бұрын
+MIsterSojaBohne he's totally real, but for this bit and a few others he does go along with it and read from cue cards. He's extremely socially awkward in person.
@rem2998 жыл бұрын
+MIsterSojaBohne Conan swears over and over again he's completely real. i believe him.
@greg556668 жыл бұрын
Man that was really unfunny. What did they do, raid Jimmy Fallon's vault?
@judiebarbieri88478 жыл бұрын
+greg55666 LOL!
@SaintJimmy728 жыл бұрын
+greg55666 Even the worst Conan bit is funny, especially much funnier than fallon's crap ;) get a sense of humor
@alanamcconnell29778 жыл бұрын
I love Conan so I'm just gonna blame it on a writer who had an off day
@byron27458 жыл бұрын
It's funny for anyone who actually managed to complete 5th grade physics and have an IQ above 100..
@Liztivien8 жыл бұрын
You're bragging about completing fifth grade physics and having an average IQ on the internet? You've defeated yourself good sir.
@Bitshitter6 жыл бұрын
Oh my God, Conan puts on some orange sunglasses, and they immediately disappeared! I can't see them anymore!
@lovedolly40938 жыл бұрын
nice music
@MrMotherfuck1237 жыл бұрын
Jordan is 50/50 real.
@Nerfherder38 жыл бұрын
2:00 Helium leak? They had a magnetic quench event and it ignited the helium and caused an explosion and fire
@ktxed8 жыл бұрын
+Rick Meyer How can helium be ignited? I thought it was inert.
@greg556668 жыл бұрын
+Rick Meyer It ignited the helium?! Wow, that must have been quite a fire!
@greg556668 жыл бұрын
+ktxed YOU'RE inert! (that's what Arnold would say. :) )
@ktxed8 жыл бұрын
+greg55666 I'm not inert, I reacted :D
@SoNoFTheMoSt8 жыл бұрын
+Rick Meyer look up noble gases
@joaquinblanco98587 жыл бұрын
Jacket killer stable even stair exception value wise.
@dednburied8 жыл бұрын
they didn't show mahoud amidinijad
@Bimshwel4 жыл бұрын
the video was cropped in a strange manner. the top, right and bottom edges are cut off.
@williambrown82494 жыл бұрын
this aired one week after lehman brothers' bankruptcy
@joebaumgart1146 Жыл бұрын
I wonder what my handle is?
@eduardochavez84868 жыл бұрын
A Jordan with sense of humor????
@ryancarrion7824 жыл бұрын
And that’s how Jordan became a robot
@JonasC224 ай бұрын
I was waiting to see the pile of ashes that Jordan turned into
@Moon-ki4rd8 жыл бұрын
I actually think it was funny! It changes from all the same topics we hear on these shows
@SmugSuspenders8 жыл бұрын
Conan wakes up as Bill Cosby.
@mr.chipwhitley87708 жыл бұрын
Lmao at the fire extinguisher at the end!!
@SaulTamalez7 жыл бұрын
jordan is scripted in this but doesnt seem so in the recentvids
@Fliphistory8 жыл бұрын
sex collider was still the best
@samuelvelazquez40968 жыл бұрын
haha..man these people are pushing this..
@iamalive822 ай бұрын
Whoever wrote this was cynical and mean, but justified it by being jealous of other people’s undue fame. That is actually kind of funny though.
@GreenbeanFloyd4 жыл бұрын
Listen closely around @5:58. Does anyone else hear someone scream “What the fuck?”
@00bean006 жыл бұрын
"The douchebag continuum", ROFL
@prorobo8 жыл бұрын
Waste of two Lionel locomotives.
@prorobo8 жыл бұрын
keel09889098 That made sense...
@KaizokuShojo8 жыл бұрын
+robo931 The video was iffy, are you sure they weren't Bachmann or something? I mean, if they were Lionels, totally was a waste, something else should've been used (although, nothing can be done now...)
@prorobo8 жыл бұрын
KaizokuShojo Definitely O scale. Maybe not Lionel but odds were good.
@JMMT70228018 жыл бұрын
I used to follow Spencer on Instagram. 😃
@domydishes7 жыл бұрын
wow, jordan is really bad at emoting, no wonder he stopped
@stevebrownrocks63767 жыл бұрын
Ok, Jordan just read from a card, proving he's really a fantastic actor & straight man, perfect for a comedy duo with Conan!
@danielc86148 жыл бұрын
damn forgot about max
@SuperWoodgod8 жыл бұрын
Clickbait title. Let's be honest here.
@kuziokundera4 жыл бұрын
Who the hell is/was Spencer Pratt LOL?
@user-ht9oc7gw1f3 жыл бұрын
he's from a famous reality show..
@brianharris24348 жыл бұрын
wanna play lucky strike?
@TardRepellent8 жыл бұрын
was this before he was popular? because it seems like a completely different character, Jordan Schlansky.
@Zetsuke44 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lethe569 жыл бұрын
Jordan was making a joke, there, so who's to say he's still not in character today? Hmmm...
@damiansaucedo81779 жыл бұрын
Exactly! To all the people who really hard ass thought he wasn't acting GAWD! This and the writers strike vid with him are proof Done.
@mali229 жыл бұрын
lethe56 If you look at his eyes, you can see he's just reading it off a card, but he does seem more normal than usual...
@vividhkothari18 жыл бұрын
Misleading title
@privateprivate64593 жыл бұрын
Doing the physics in my head before the inelastic collision and thinking “ this will be weak”. 🤦♂️ I was a fool to take the experiment seriously and not thinking they would do a remote detonation. The nerd instincts overcame the common sense.
@curiousgamer93434 жыл бұрын
How did Conan survive?😀
@not_riley8 жыл бұрын
This skit was just boring. And having Jordan in it was just a waste of time.
@Enkiadu0078 жыл бұрын
Lmao my jewy jew brother also thinks and trys to act like he an Italian.. it's hilarious