i almost got arrested trying to catfish on a conservative “dating app”

[@dolphinbanana3053]

The fact that "I don't want kids" isn't an option...

[@princessofhell4639]

Nah I was looking at that

[@franchescacruz3752]

I noticed that

[@aidenpalmer8947]

Frrrrr

[@juratory8876]

That's what blew me, they think that all women are "biologically programmed" to want kids. Meanwhile, I dread the thought of even being pregnant lol

[@dolphinbanana3053]

@@juratory8876 Don't we all

[@Queerlyness]

This could only happen to Jordan. He ain’t looking for trouble, your honour, trouble’s looking for him. He obviously has no idea why he is banned off every dating app

[@333raee]

792 comments, no likes? Boom, here u go

[@milli3650]

Here’s a reply and a like :>

[@lizlamoraofficial]

HERE'S A REPLY AND LIKE!!

[@Queerlyness]

Thanks for all the replies and likes

[@Randomperson-nx7rp]

✨,F A C T S✨

[@Shooting..St4r]

she DEFINITELY says slurs in her free time.

[@HikikomoriFemcel]

Girl it's not even DEFINITELY, it's "she says slurs in her free time."

[@tarynspamsss]

@@HikikomoriFemcel frrr

[@Justashadowgirl]

HJELP THATS SO TRUE 💀

[@anniee1021]

Not every republican says slurs.

[@Mochachuu1]

@@anniee1021 We know this. We just meant her

[@thatonetheatrekid5604]

She looks like she was forced to advertise this app 💀

[@dariacampbell5956]

She looks about as free as a russian journalist

[@Mpreg-Ganondorf]

@@dariacampbell5956 damn-

[@maxxed_outt]

"For all us STRAIGHT CONVERSERVITIVES.." *meanwhile her girlfriend being held captive*

[@icecreamsushi13]

@@maxxed_outt lol

[@retrocat]

it probably sounded insincere because the whole app was a setup lmao

[@calicoblue6373]

This app was definitely designed by the FBI to catch the people from January 6th. Icon behavior.

[@emilyyy0205]

what happened? im from australia so i don't follow these things 💔

[@SillySaihara]

@@emilyyy0205 I'm from australia too, so i looked it up. I think it was when the white house got stormed after the american elections???

[@SeoDeadeHenn]

@@SillySaihara It was the Capitol building and yes

[@_ConfusedCricket_]

@@emilyyy0205 basically people got pissy when Biden won so a bunch of conservatives/Republicans stormed the US capitol building

[@dfghsjhjkasnjdbs]

@@SillySaihara holy shit im American and i forgot that happened 😭😭

[@AlexThePharaoh]

this is a great thing actually now that they have their own app they won't bother us

[@vwolf5]

I mean in the short run It seems beneficial, but in the long term is gonna be worst because instead of people of different ideologies be able to talk calmly and be okay with different opinions (yes, I know that human rights shouldn't be discussed but the only way to make people learn is to teach and talk) they are gonna get more radical and also see us (specially lgbtiq+ people) as "the others", not as normal people but nonsensical enemies so to speak. So even if I don't want to deal with any stupid right-wing that things I don't even exist and should k myself, I think the idea of this is not quite good for the future.

[@ekohw]

Except their app is fake so the fbi can catch people 😭 so they still don't have their own app

[@davidaboderin6069]

The app was a huge flop... Male users constantly complained not finding women on it 💀💀💀

[@aarenmarchi]

You'd think that but it's actually really dangerous to leave them in an echo chamber of insanity I'm constantly doing my best *it's trying af ngl* to educate Republicans of actual facts just to possibly help in any way

[@AlexThePharaoh]

@@aarenmarchi yea that too. on there everybody is a conservative and since they only talk to others who have the same beliefs as them- they'll never learn and change

[@loveygummi]

it’s actually pretty smart of the fbi to go looking for insurrectionists on this app 😭

[@z4yfilm]

what are insurrectionists

[@estherm.5111]

@@z4yfilm the ppl who tried to stop the election process and overthrow the us capitol on jan 6th

[@aayushpatel8304]

It is a violation of the 4th Amendment. Try again. The FBI is being weaponized against republicans.

[@loveygummi]

@@z4yfilm basically people who rebel violently against the government, im mainly referring to the insurrection that happened in 2021 when there was a violent invasion of the Capitol encouraged by a certain someone.. the government started looking for and arresting people who attended because it was basically an act of treason. there’s a lot about it online if you want to know more

[@frogghops5454]

@@z4yfilm searcj it up

[@eldritchteletubby9319]

If someone actually did make this as a way to catch people who were at January 6th, I salute them. This was a brilliant, brilliant way to get them to admit it themselves.

[@hblizz]

what is january 6th

[@eldritchteletubby9319]

@@hblizz It's a reference to the interaction at the US Capitol that happened on January 6th, 2021. It's so ubiquitous at this point in the US (and circles familiar with US politics) that it's usually just referred to as January 6th.

[@theomeletteguy]

@@hblizz When republicans stormed the US capitol. It happened on january 6th

[@louisatrow4933]

@@theomeletteguy I didnt know the US had a capital, they have a hunger games to, or do they just host it with guns... I hate america!

[@Transcreations_]

They did

[@Commentingstuff]

At one point all the dating apps in existence are just going to spontaneously ban Jordan

[@tobe3940]

No worries. He doesn't need any of them anyways. AND he can always use VPNs if he needed it for this kinda stuff. :D

[@Foxywoxy900]

“Btw those are the only two options, ladies and gentlemen 😃” I felt the passive aggressiveness from that line

[@juratory8876]

And we all know that they mean only cis men and women

[@Gary-vh9wc]

What ladies?

[@cloudysaturnn]

“Now you can join us and date people who see the world OUR way. The right way.” It’s giving coraline 😭

[@ok-zb3sf]

i was thinking that too 😭

[@Dr_Sunshine222]

REAL

[@elise.obrien]

He gave Madeline and sparky a whole life story....just to be on the fbi's most wanted list

[@MadeleineLouiseDiRosa]

you spelled our name wrong...

[@narjolepsy]

THE RIGHT WAY??? girl i’m turning left OFF A CLIFF before i ever am desperate enough to join an dating site like this 😭😭

[@dolphinbanana3053]

felt this but you could also get the name right /lh

[@narjolepsy]

what?

[@dolphinbanana3053]

@@narjolepsy It's "the right stuff"

[@narjolepsy]

@@dolphinbanana3053 no no the lady in the intro day this is the right way the only way

[@dolphinbanana3053]

@@narjolepsy oHHH

[@UndecidedASMR]

This could only happen to you, Jordan. I'm at a loss for words. Edit, 5 months later: This could still only happen to you, Jordan, and I'm still at a loss for words.

[@LiterallyMeGuys]

Are you still at a loss for words?

[@UndecidedASMR]

@@LiterallyMeGuys yes

[@eilert_]

Watching this for the first time has me at loss for words too but also I'd totally be a dumbass and fall for this like Jordan did.

[@liamisconfused]

5:09 Are we just going to ignore the fact that 'I don't want kids' or something along those lines isn't even an option??

[@dfghsjhjkasnjdbs]

Wtf 😭

[@icravedeath.1200]

@@dfghsjhjkasnjdbs my thoughts exactly.

[@oneperson5760]

Its vetting. If you dont want kids, you probably arent conservative and dont belong on the app. Family is important to us.

[@Luvzzarii]

​@@oneperson5760 some of y'all definitely support the banning abortions thing..

[@MadeleineLouiseDiRosa]

@@Luvzzarii i read that shit wrong the first time and thought you said sum like "some of yall definitely support a*******s" and i was about to say "we don't claim them" but wha- yes ofc we support banning them tf? babies don't deserve to be murdered because of grown ass adults actions

[@danielgarosi649]

I need a sequel.

[@sandpapertea2846]

post it notes

[@inkyqoi]

How many times does Jordan have to almost get arrest

[@Potatochipformycubs]

More than the times I’ve tried to kill myself

[@sl33py_fr0g]

Yes.

[@simi5558]

Till homophones are destroyed

[@sl33py_fr0g]

@@simi5558YES

[@What-zw5fy]

Why isn’t anyone talking abt how fine he is as a woman

[@alastair_end]

that's what im sayin

[@kiaylatwins6601]

No frrr

[@simi5558]

Ikr i was like *gay*

[@xxsun_flowerxx3215]

FRRRR she slaying

[@FatherofMarkers]

I knew something was wrong with this app the moment it said only men and women. I hope the FBI doesn't come knocking down his door

[@gameboi-glitched1867]

Can we talk about how fucking dystopian the ad for this dating app is? “…People not seeing things our way. The Right Way,” LIKE, WHAT THE FU-

[@owenedwards118]

The app is hetero af.

[@germanshepard3217]

THOSE ARE THE ONLY TWO OPTIONS 😭😂 NO PRONOUNS NECESSARY

[@jas5519]

there are only 2 true genders in this world

[@aizarose9226]

For like some people don’t get everyone has pronouns

[@simi5558]

​@@aizarose9226 ah yes x is x

[@insertcreativeusernamehere9900]

Even if you aren't transgender or non-binary pronouns could still be useful. What if a cis woman or man looked the opposite gender?

[@hanac5586]

I hope you find the cat safe and sound

[@hanac5586]

@@eyesso ...oh no :'D

[@imdeadinsidelol]

Only in America this happens💀✋

[@kylegraham7363]

Nah but Fr 😭

[@thatonetheatrekid5604]

Maybe since they have their own app they will leave us alone now 💀

[@Storm-si1mo]

69th like

[@sand2123]

aww!I hope you get your cat back soon they are so adorable!

[@dfghsjhjkasnjdbs]

Holy shit ur everywhere Nene pfp supremacy

[@RikkiLove0317]

@@dfghsjhjkasnjdbs Yashiro reigns supreme as she should ❤

[@sand2123]

@@dfghsjhjkasnjdbs Wait I am :0?Also yes nene supremacy 🙇‍♀️

[@dfghsjhjkasnjdbs]

@@sand2123 frfr, i saw u on like 5 other videos i watched in the past like 3 days 💀💀

[@Potatochipformycubs]

Live laugh nene

[@Rachel-wn8xi]

it’s so funny to me that all of these people are so upset about this app being connected with them getting fbi/police calls about the January 6 incident, but they’re all for them using that same exact process with menstruation apps for the abortion issues😂

[@orionskittles]

I hope you find your cat, hopefully he's alright. It would be absolutely horrible if something happened to him Edit: someone in the replies said this sounds threatening, I’m so sorry that’s not what I meant at all oml

[@hondaaccord736]

why does this sound so threatening?

[@orionskittles]

@@hondaaccord736 OML it does im so sorry

[@evieeive]

@@orionskittles it would be ABSOLUTELY HORRIFYING if something happened to him hehasuehauhehhe 😏🔪

[@darlene9894]

@@orionskittles LMFAOOOOOO

[@claraalbuquerque6879]

lmfao

[@jwallace576]

Notice how there wasn't an "I don't want kids" option. . .

[@fin8612]

Awww! That sucks about your cat. I just got a puppy, and one of my cats literally moved into the neighbors yard. Our neighbors didn't tell us until yesterday, after we thought he died for two weeks. Love your videos!!!

[@gloomiiii]

Me and my sisters always joke about Madeline Morgan 😭🤚 Also that lady definitely says homophobic slurs in her free time.

[@MadeleineLouiseDiRosa]

spelled our name wrong...

[@livvlife]

Wait if this dating app actually was a way into tricking people into admitting something that’s genius

[@lx09]

the fact that I’m not surprised Jordan did this-

[@zekeyily]

I literally just asked my brother what video I should put on the TV, glad you posted this Jordan

[@sasharobinson927]

THEIRS NO WAY THAT THAT TRAILER IS REAL "Ladies get premium free, men, your on your own" LIKE WTF HOW IS THAT ALOUD

[@Bananapuddinglover1]

I’m crying 😭 she looks like she’s being held captive 💀

[@Ellyonmars]

HOW DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO HIM 💀

[@musicis_life223]

Jordan u never fail to make me laugh my ass off. He's the definition of I'm a collage dropout and I don't know what to do with my life lmao. Keep doing what u doing jordan

[@brachess]

😭😭 wait is he a dropout lol?

[@Liz-oh5iy]

“I feel like she called me a slur without saying it”

[@Deathbyoath]

He fr got catfished by the app while trying to catfish 😭

[@ThatFont]

She said, “Ladies, I got you. Men, I hope you have a job.” And knowing how many conservatives spend ALL of their time online, I’ll have to say they don’t and that app is likely dead 🤭

[@emilyrln]

There's no option for not wanting kids 😂

[@oneperson5760]

Correct. Thats vetting. Conservatives almost always want kids. If you dont want kids, you dont belong on the app.

[@jayde275]

why is everyone collectively ignoring his missing cat-

[@xdani_thethinkingneko]

I doubt you'll see this. But if people could like this so Jordan would see it that would be awesome. When it comes to looking for your cat, you have to physically look for him. Cats tend to hide places. I would go to your neighbors, put a posters, call rescues and shelters. You have to do the footwork. That's the only way you're going to find him. I'm honestly surprised you went to la, since now your days behind and looking for him. I highly suggest you make posters, with multiple numbers on it to reach you as well as make sure you put reward in it. I also think you should call all rescuing your area as well as shelters. Make sure you also search online lost cat found, as well as found cat, with your cat's description. I also suggest getting a trap, from a local shelter or rescue you can normally rent them. Inside the trap you put food, and it may be a piece of clothing that smells like you. If the cat is hungry enough he most likely will come into the cage and be trapped. This way you can get him. My boyfriend's son just had his cackle missing and they found him hiding in a barn. I don't know where you're located, but he could be in an abandoned building, or under somebody's porch they hide there a lot, a barn. The cat is somewhere. I highly recommend you listen to these tips. I rescue and TNR cats all the time. So I've had a lot of experience with helping people find their animals, and have actually found my dog that went missing before. It may be a good idea to order on Amazon as well, one of those wildlife cameras. You can put it near the trap, in other areas maybe if you're able to get another camera even to see if the cat is coming up to the property. I hope that you listen to this, and if people could please like this so Jordan could see it I would really appreciate it. I don't use Instagram so I'm not able to DM Jordan. I'm so worried about the kitty now. I hope that you find your furbaby ♥️

[@abeille983]

boosting^^

[@wolfetteplays8894]

Who cares? The slaves escaped

[@soconfused3616]

@@wolfetteplays8894 what the fuck

[@pranavmadaraju2801]

the AUDACITY of her...

[@KazKeepKalm]

5:05 the fact that theres no option for no kids

[@nyagggl]

jordan always risking everything fr

[@emmieispookie]

It’s illegal it be this early

[@pr0v3d_worthy16]

Agreed

[@Lee-ud1sq]

Fr

[@a_random_person___]

Ong bro 💀

[@asmrl0ver521]

Fr fr

[@B69ks]

Literally

[@hyliastone286]

I thought it was just a little *too* unhinged. That's a pretty good government psy op, ngl

[@Idyllically-Gacha]

The app is satire istg 😭😭

[@beth720]

Everyone’s talking about the dating app… just really sorry about your cat. Hope you find it. best wishes❤️

[@user-nz8gw4tq3x]

I just imagine Jordan getting a knock on his door asking for a "Madeline Morgan".

[@MadeleineLouiseDiRosa]

you spelled our name wrong...

[@yoyosha3384]

The “right” stuff.. sounds narcissism

[@fruity9609]

My grandma got a Christian dating site and the guy was a crack head and the last one was VERY VERY religious and didn't wanna do nothing wit her 😭😭😭

[@ayejosek]

I’m a conservative but even I see this app as ridiculous 😭 wtaf

[@Boris._.Vr._.890]

That was a MASSIVE plot twist😭😭

[@SavannahSteel]

I hated that ad so much omg

[@Madeleineee-]

Nah because my parents literally almost named me Madeleine Morgan but they chose Madeleine Taylor instead 💀

[@richarddipippo8191]

Omfg that’s insanse

[@MadeleineLouiseDiRosa]

name twin!!!

[@Madeleineee-]

@@MadeleineLouiseDiRosa Yesss twinen em’

[@Kaztrixx]

I actually felt scared for a minute. That picture not only looked like me, but you took my NAME, my SIGN, my INITIALS?? WTF IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING :sob:

[@MadeleineLouiseDiRosa]

lol he took my first name, political party, and height

[@Grimmswire]

They knew what you were gonna do Jordan

[@SUTAZZZ]

I DID NOT EXPECT THAT????

[@harp5913]

THE EDITING TOO FUNNY I LITERALLY LOVE YOU. I WOULD HAVE YOUR BABY.

[@yoursunshine8505]

AYOOOOO?????

[@deadmemee]

🤨📸

[@blanc.and.noir.]

say cheese 📸

[@jazhandsasf]

that’s weird

[@tonyaevoy]

.........

[@oliviallau]

Manifesting for your cat to be safe and back at your home soon.

[@Snakicus123]

2:30 I deeply relate to this I'm a dude with long hair so everyone assumes I'm a woman and it sucks

[@sunapawws]

Hell yeah new Jordan Cunningham video

[@LexTheOcto]

Loved the sexism not even 10 seconds into the advert for the app /s

[@hunterthepunk]

YOUR EDITING SKILLS. comedic gold and i really hope you find your cat

[@valiankaye4088]

Why does this app see, like a cult tho

[@fabianatrindade56]

It's unbelievable how gorgeous Jordan is, both as himself and as a woman 😩💖

[@clouds_6911]

I already know this is gonna be GOOOODDD

[@jadebayoba7073]

The thing is, A GUY CAN CHOOSE TO BE A GIRL AND DATE BOYS LIKE YOU DID, IT MAKES NO SENSE BAHAHAHA

[@jadebayoba7073]

1:15 THIS BIHH 😭

[@jodoodlyboi2963]

I’m speechless. Wtf is this dating app? Honestly? Good. Keep the guys with those values away from the rest of us

[@tessa207]

5:06 i love how there is no "i don't want kids option" that's so republicancore

[@katyishere]

If you look at the ad, in addition to all the bigotry she’s spouting there’s no option to not want kids

[@Emberelle420]

" I have a feeling conservatives would love a girl in a flannel" (Adam's apple ALL THE WAY OUT)

[@madeleinemorgan9004]

THEY TOOK SPARKY

[@vee_6913]

I'm not feeling good today but this makes me feel better so thank you :)

[@--Soukoku--]

I think she was the person who introduced the 50th Hunger Games ngl (the girl who was talking about the app)

[@streetst4610]

this is the most jordan thing that jordan has ever done

[@jacksonivy]

the fact that I'm from the Houston area makes this even more funnier.

[@rebsthetipsyelf]

As a sapphic person Jordan is hot AF as a woman lmao

[@papaya331]

fr

[@mangleshp]

legit was binging this channel a bit ago and i went ‘huh i didn’t see this video’ and then i saw that it was 6 minutes ago,, nice 🕴🏽

[@idkanymoretm5991]

1:59 this feels like a cult, I’m scared

[@soapabelle]

"the right way" These people complain that people are trying to force them into sharing the same views and values then do the same thing💀

[@MIRIAM-CAROLINE]

WAIT WAS THE CAT FOUND?!😭😭🐈‍⬛

[@brachess]

Susan this is why we love you ❤

[@sydthekid6406]

i havent even watched this yet and im already scared for jordan

[@madeline6522]

I’m so honored that you used my name for your dating profile 😂

[@4trashycouture]

she wakes up and drops the f and the t

[@jamiegrlain7331]

LMFAO

[@nevermindstudios2705]

My friend got mistaken for a girl in a random walmart. I was there. It was wonderful.

[@revereshorse]

me watching this video every day because this is the only content we’ll get in the next three weeks

[@onibi7797]

As a girl bro we are not that special 💀gender equality

[@haziagat]

Help me my browser force quit on me and when I reopened it and restarted the video an ad from another tab asked "u ok?" and deadass I switched the tab and the ✨hI EverYONE✨ immediately kicked in and I am deceased 😭💀

[@shaylaanderson7500]

I never say mam or sir or just assume someones gender or pronouns I used to get lectured about not saying mam or sir when talking to customers and I literally told her idc I’m not doing that

[@therealTDjo]

Madeline Morgan will live on in our hearts forever

[@MadeleineLouiseDiRosa]

you spelled our name wrong...

[@jazhandsasf]

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE OMG

[@jadecrowe6176]

Broo you should go on a dating app and use euphoria characters to catfish and see how many people believe you

[@BLUECHEESE.831]

And this is why we look up things about the app b4 we download it sis! 😬 btw love the video 😌

[@lexiecarter504]

Hey!!! I’m pretty sure I found her! She’s been at my house for about a day! I don’t want to make you uncomfortable by coming to your house, so we could meet up at a coffee shop or something?

[@Pierrecutie37482]

Omg JORDANNNN

[@lexiecarter9154]

We hAve tHe sAme NaMe

[@lexiecarter504]

@@lexiecarter9154 yes

[@l3perrrchaun]

there’s no way this app isn’t satire, the video for it is so fucking hilarious😭😭

[@Foxywoxy900]

I swear this only happens to Jordan 😭😭

[@kpoppeditzz6877]

lmao fr😭