JORT STORM (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

STREAM JORT STORM EVERYWHERE: lnk.to/jorts
Editor and Father: @Zaltoman
Jort Thrower: Grace
Mother and Wine Guzzler: / s_e_n_e_c_a_

[@wisp]

just ordered a pair of Jorts.

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

Bruh Fr 😳

[@hibabe2967]

as u should

[@EmalineSmith-gy1xd]

Already have a pair

[@ashtonlacasandile2420]

i have hundreds of them. this is a secret i tell nobody.... i caused the jort storm.

[@jsouthwark]

NOOO that's how it starts!

[@TedNivison]

This is one of your best pieces of work

[@fastarrowfin]

Art in its truest form

[@hironexus]

It's almost like Charlie is still with us

[@pinklemonade8407]

Hiii

[@beeling4974]

Just like jorts

[@hamborglol]

Absolute masterpiece

[@sn0wblake]

“i got a generic test but all my genes were shorts” is unironically the hardest fucking line ever

[@James_Randal]

That's a double entendre.

[@grimle]

@@James_Randal holy shit the its the real james randal

[@Ghostpants446]

​@@grimle Who's James randel?

[@grimle]

@@Ghostpants446 the real james randall

[@grimle]

@@Ghostpants446 from the clasic vidmo games

[@tacoeateryumyum]

i really really love how half the puns in this song are genuinely funny and creative and the other half is just a word with a j in front 😭

[@plungerman315]

jso?

[@plungerman315]

jwahts jyour joint j?

[@plungerman315]

jour jad

[@sk_slimeking]

jou just je joking jight?

[@pamelah1220]

"Translate to English"😂

[@lunasthemoth7774]

"I got the Recessive Jean" has to be the actual peak of jort based comedic writing

[@chloedoesstuff3753]

nah its definitely 'i got a genetic test, but all my jeans are short'

[@hiwaga7399]

Yes, but only because the accompanying punnet square is wrong. (Recessive genes are supposed to be written with small letters and he used big ones, implying that jort syndrome is actually dominant.)

[@itsbillstyx]

@@hiwaga7399STOP JORT SYNDROME

[@Pjojo]

@@hiwaga7399 no it's actually correct he used small letters for the square that appeared last

[@agrizzlybearwithinternet6090]

@@hiwaga7399 It's very hard to see because of the lighting, But at certain frames you can actually see that he used small letters.

[@AwesomeRestorations]

Truly one of the songs of all time

[@-hypernova-]

out of all the people that will comment this, you are the last one that i3will exoect

[@Justthenormalguy]

Yes very.., song..y

[@tracyfuentes5063]

yes

[@Odinnyb13]

i didn't expect you to be here

[@Pajama-sam-26]

Ain't no way a damn restoration channel commented on this

[@teslariskin2642]

"i got a genatic test BUT ALL MY GENES WERE SHORTS" what one of the best things ive ever heard sang

[@CastHydra497]

*Genetic

[@Levyyy_]

@@CastHydra497 🤓☝

[@makaveli087]

@@CastHydra497 *JGORTS!*

[@YM-910]

Jenetic

[@CastHydra497]

@@YM-910 No

[@myztryx]

"I got a genetic test but all my GENES WERE SHORT!!" is genuinely the hardest hitting bar I have ever heard in my life

[@Walleyedwosaik]

It hit me harder than a category 5 jorticane

[@glitched7665]

AND THEN A FUCKING CAZOO SOLO

[@TheAdvertisement]

I love that Charlie has just fully accepted that even his screams are musical.

[@PMDragoneir]

Jorthulu loves you 💙🙏💙🙏💙🙏

[@freshpetrichor]

@@PMDragoneir🩳

[@Justice449]

You are like hisenburgfan YOU ARE EVERYWHERE

[@genloserr.]

JORTNADO

[@Justice449]

@@genloserr. JORTNAMI

[@yakkocmn]

this is one of my favorite things you've ever made, LONG LIVE JORT STORM

[@PMDragoneir]

Jorthulu loves you 💙🙏💙🙏💙🙏

[@parthenos74]

I’m so surprised they made Jort Storm real

[@thegreatacolyt1277]

😳

[@toebrother]

@@PMDragoneirjust as the elders told. Jearth is real. We’re going for Jars next.

[@ExplodingSteve]

short*

[@DrakediAngelo]

I know this was made as a joke for the D&D podcast, but it's unironically incredible and I listen to it all the time. His vocal control is something to Aspire for, and his screams are musical

[@AceLikesCrows]

His voice is somehow so angelic and chaotic at the same time

[@staticnoise_]

I love how throughout the song the chorus slowly devolves into strained shouting

[@drapas]

It's hard you outscream the Jortex

[@PMDragoneir]

Jorthulu loves you 💙🙏💙🙏💙🙏

[@revilno]

the original Chorus was just screaming and it was good but Charlie hit those notes perfectly in this version

[@revilno]

@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist8 Fortnite

[@pitxhed]

@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist8amen🙏

[@-oceancat-]

the fact that this is edited like a 90's music video, just makes is so much better

[@PMDragoneir]

Jorthulu loves you 💙🙏💙🙏💙🙏

[@xt1mo]

absolutely

[@L0NER_B]

Ikr

[@Evanoela_TheEnderFox]

@@PMDragoneir indeed.🙏💙🙏

[@JaegerDreadful]

It's 80's music but that's details.

[@samd1235]

The genius behind this video is way underrated. I'm 43 and genuinely looked this up to see if it was made in the early 90s! Well done Jortmaster, well done.

[@beaberryblue]

the fact that this started because a dnd character was trying to give a sales pitch on jorts is what keeps me going

[@charlieseely3464]

That first "category 5" sent my heart into the stratosphere. What a high note.

[@doctorcope2766]

jortosphere*

[@cndjcnvdjfvsgvsjasbsh]

the “run and hide” and “i got a jorts inside” was high too

[@JADONCHEAHYUJUEMoe-ik1or]

TIP: SET THE SPEED TO 1.25, IT SOUNDS JREAT

[@charlieseely3464]

​@@JADONCHEAHYUJUEMoe-ik1or you were right that was awesome

[@B4k1Ng_b3aN5]

@@JADONCHEAHYUJUEMoe-ik1orim trusting you edit: trusting you was the right choice

[@kalichambers7973]

Only Charlie Slimecicle can write a song about jorts, turn it into a music video, AND add a kazoo solo. Congradulations.

[@thespriteofhumanity]

Conjortulations

[@maxstinkyfoot7366]

@@thespriteofhumanity conjortuljortions

[@pibblepott]

@@Ranger-over do it

[@thespriteofhumanity]

@@Ranger-over do it

[@bsdfifia]

​@@Ranger-overdo it

[@thesaltysnail1943]

Slime’s vocal register and control is insanely impressive

[@ItsAlwaysOct]

the line "i got a genetic test but all my genes were shorts" is actually so good like damn

[@loaf6185]

1:23 is my favorite part hands down. "I got a genetic test BUT ALL MY GENES WERE SHORTS!!!" is such a a witty goddamn lyric. The best part is Charlie's absolutely euphoric reaction when he thinks of that lyric on the stream, shit made me smile more than any other part of it.

[@pogies]

kazoo part is overpowered

[@Goldy_303]

All my jeans are shorts is another way to say it

[@pogies]

@@Goldy_303 yeah that’s the joke

[@loaf6185]

@@Goldy_303 Yeah, but the caption in the video says genes.

[@OrangeFruitStand]

You don’t know how fast I jumped out of my chair as I was editing my book to just tell my dad this part specifically. And I even went as far as to break it down and then weeze for 13 minutes because I just couldn’t stop thinking about it

[@HankJWimbleton..]

Why is no one talking about how incredible the line "I got the recessive gene" was? Like, jorts being literal receding jeans is peak song writing.

[@iwatchstuffs7933]

Its not recessive gene its recessivr Jean

[@sanderlesschaeve3801]

Same with the genetic test, “all my genes(jeans) were shorts”. Amazing pun

[@HankJWimbleton..]

@@iwatchstuffs7933..wut?

[@salemcrow5078]

@@sanderlesschaeve3801 I think that's my favorite lyric I'm the whole song. The vocal delivery is literally so fucking raw

[@Mike1zKool]

@@iwatchstuffs7933can I smoke what your smoking because I guess yours is working

[@OBlack_SwanO]

It just dawned on me. The news anchor first wore trousers, and then changed into jorts. Brilliant❤

[@BeesAreAwesome778]

My mum misheard me singing this and now she won’t stop singing “Porkshorts” instead of jortstorm

[@Flairisfair]

I hope you never corrected her

[@PossumPunx]

“But all my genes were shorts” is pure musical genius and deserves a Grammy

[@THE_SOSC]

All my jeans were shorts and it still works

[@Yeet-mq8tr]

​@@THE_SOSCdiscovered pun!

[@welredd]

@@THE_SOSCalmost like… that’s the joke.

[@AceLikesCrows]

I love the double entendre

[@Xeractyll]

Huge respect to Grace for being the dedicated Jorts thrower for this video ❤️

[@PMDragoneir]

Jorthulu loves you 💙🙏💙🙏💙🙏

[@kydremurr1216]

Their still together?

[@Lucky-132]

@@kydremurr1216 Yeah? she doesnt appear in many videos, But shes still there.

[@houselemuellan8756]

​@@PMDragoneirhe will jort jort Jorthulhu will jort tonight

[@Lucky-132]

@@houselemuellan8756 what

[@baconator6]

I find it so funny how the jort cult is doing gangnam style at 2:05

[@MintyHasWings13]

'Jort cult' i love it

[@amy4499]

Genuinely makes me sad that most people don’t know that this came from a DnD bit about being trouser merchants to not get caught as pirates, anyway go listen to JRWI

[@catfilmz]

My heart goes out to Cheryl and Timmy. Losing one to Jorts is never easy

[@MorningLamb]

poor guys 😞😞

[@virginiaf4117]

They’re Jeryl and Jimmy now

[@Pizza-Bagel184]

@@virginiaf4117you are now Jirginiaf4117, I am now Jizza-Jagel, Slime is noe JlimeJicle

[@RubyRedAllOver]

​@@virginiaf4117😭

[@insanitygaming1526]

​@@virginiaf4117NOOOOO

[@grayestdaisy]

1:28 "I got a genetic test- BUT ALL MY GENES WERE SHORTS!!!" Was a genius work of lyricism, Charlie. Love you, goodnight.

[@angellynn7104]

I highly recommend watching the stream where he wrote it because the moment he thinks of that lyric he gets so excited, it’s wonderful

[@Someguy1862]

Its 1:27

[@GetGloinkedOn]

@@Someguy1862 😐

[@Traffic_Cone2010]

AND "I GOT THE RECESSIVE GENE/JEAN" ITS SO GENIUS

[@user-yk3bo6rs5y]

It’s really genius

[@calbum7078]

Everything about this song is so fucking incredible. The song itself, the fact these banger lyrics were written by his live chat, THE CREDITS IN THE DESCRIPTION I CAN'T

[@Potatochips2112]

That kazoo solo hit hard 😂

[@SuperiorBeing]

WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE PRIMAL SLUDGE WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@PMDragoneir]

Jorthulu loves you 💙🙏💙🙏💙🙏

[@philosophy_bot4171]

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god" ~ Aristotle

[@nyight333]

​@@philosophy_bot4171 This is new, wholesome bots on KZbin?

[@IndigoTsa.]

Yes a new cult has risen

[@PMDragoneir]

​@@philosophy_bot4171Jorthulu loves this bot 💙🙏💙🙏💙🙏

[@zenphir9051]

“I got a genetic test, but all my jeans were shorts” is brilliant.

[@andrely1110]

Its genes not jeans

[@zenphir9051]

Jorts: Jean-Shorts “All my Jeans were Shorts.”

[@lucasgoldenshield7720]

@@zenphir9051 hes talking about his genetics. as in his genes are shorts

[@zenphir9051]

Jorts are jeans that are shorts, I thought that would be self explanatory, but I guess not.

[@StuffyKing100Roblox]

BRO GENES SOUNDS LIKE JEANS DO YOU NO BRAINS GET THAT?

[@psychening]

Why’s this make me so emotional wtf 😭

[@goofygoober80]

i am bawling on the floor because of that kazoo solo, this is a masterpiece and i never expected human kind to come this far and be this advanced. i will literally name my first born child “jorts” and sacrifice my second child to the jortstorm gods. by far my favorite part was at 2:12

[@definitelyoli]

it's honestly so brave that slime is even talking about Jort Storm. It's a big thing coming our way and he's brave enough to speak out!

[@ipostfunnymemesforfunandgi4738]

Yo MC how you doing g

[@parthenos74]

I’m so proud of him :’)

[@thekarlshow_tm]

The fact that this is actually a good song. The fact that Slimecicle is actually good at singing. What will my parents think when they find out I’ve been watching a music video about jorts for like an hour

[@Konig1223]

My entire family would question my own sanity if they saw me laughing at a song about jorts for hours on end

[@curransnow3145]

I sent this to my parents

[@hinokami3659]

FR why is it so good??

[@kyuniverse718]

Played it to my mum. She loved it

[@jimbojambo6199]

Bro I’ve been on this shit for the last 12 hours and it’s glorious

[@rjgvrielink3221]

Why is this unironically good. Scratch that, it’s incredible

[@tannielover2321]

why are the rhymes legitimately smooth and the singing sick as hell? why is charlie actually good at everything

[@nsdthecreator]

WE MAKING IT OUT OF JEARTH WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@PMDragoneir]

Why leave when you can accept Jorthulu in your heart? Jorthulu loves you 🙏💙🙏💙🙏💙

[@largeman5788]

Jorthulu loves all 🙏💙🙏💙🙏💙 And all love Jorthulu 🙏💙🙏💙🙏💙

[@thisisliterallymydisplayname]

Jorthulu resides in your heart 🙏💙🙏💙🙏💙🙏💙🙏💙 Dont submit to the nonbelievers🙏💙🙏💙🙏💙🙏💙🙏💙🙏💙

[@TQAET]

With Jorthulu all thing are possible 🙏💙🙏💙🙏💙

[@user-yj7xx4xc6d]

why is this actually a bop

[@Enigamis]

Its been three months and this still plays on loop in my mind.

[@divineblue15]

I have been sucked in by the jortex as well

[@karimalaili6109]

When you're happy you enjoy the music. When you're sad you understand the lyrics.

[@revilno]

When you understand the true tragedy of the short lived life of Joey Storm about the Albatross while heading to the Black Sea, you really feel for Gillion

[@umangakithmini5009]

I cant believe I didn't know this masterpiece excited, I found out u wrote a song from Tubbos dj stream but this song is just 👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@karimalaili6109]

@@umangakithmini5009 who tf r u

[@user-yk3bo6rs5y]

Same

[@TheSuperNova994]

We just need as many people as possible to watch this so it goes to 3 mln views

[@LabraDoodleDraws]

Charlie is unironicaly a good singer like his RANGE?? THESE HIGH NOTES???? He could genuinely start releasing actual non-joking songs and I’d listen

[@-DumpsterFire]

no no, he could keep doing shitpost songs and we would listen. doesn't matter what this strange man sings about cause it'll be great regardless

[@LabraDoodleDraws]

@@-DumpsterFire true true, I’d listen to the joke songs too, but like we know Charlie is actually quite smart, and an excellent writer, he just puts on this silly goofy persona, but if he wanted too, he could definitely write a deep meaningful song

[@jing-taizhao4350]

Like damn I would totally listen to his songs

[@CoraCreates]

Ikr, first time he recorded this on-stream? Lowkey thought he sounded terrible at 0:29, felt the notes he was hitting were too high for him to handle and he was just trying too hard, but I can’t say that about him now, as it just sounds perfectly natural.

[@coal1235]

how dare you call this masterpiece a joke

[@BeausGotAIDS]

“I got the recessive jean” is possibly the funniest thing I’ve heard this month

[@Bsavage326]

bro just made a whole new eldritch god jortthulu

[@imforkliftcertified8785]

I think this song just awakened my primordial urge to strut around town wearing nothing but jorts blasting 1970s music

[@PMDragoneir]

Jorthulu thinks you should follow your heart 🙏💙🙏💙🙏💙

[@The-R3d-M4ge]

There was no possible better way to end this then with a fuckin kazoo solo, you nailed it

[@SuperAldenGamer_Official]

fr😂

[@millennium7909]

Everyone in chat really went crazy the moment he brought out the kazoo

[@Person1AndPerson2]

really though

[@QuickAttack283]

What about a sousaphone solo? Or even a jazoo solo? A jazousaphone solo!

[@drewniska6543]

This is literally one of my favorite songs now. It's insanely good!! Well done Charlie and Twitch chat, well done

[@xXFlorianXx10001]

Instead of throwing it into the trash, I just upgraded one of my old, ripped jeans into an awesome pair of jorts while listening to this again

[@ashlesnec44]

im so unironically obsessed with jort storm now ive listened to it multiple times a day since the release

[@53ds]

same kinda

[@rehenah]

Is there a support group? Because same.

[@itsdabomb1198]

Same here

[@Speedy101_]

absolutely

[@shaneoconnell4764]

same

[@purplin7222]

Knowing that Grace was the one that threw the Jorts at him just adds another layer of hilarity to this masterpiece

[@DustTea]

“I got a genetic test but all me genes were shorts!” that is genuinely such a good line what

[@SharrkStarr]

If this isn’t playing at my funeral then I’m not dying.

[@suzieperry58]

The fact that Charlie made this song in an HOUR just makes it even better

[@acutedog9189]

he what now

[@Veemospammer]

When he made it I thought the end was him going in a meatgrinder... Jerma is infecting my brain too much.

[@ryanholman6401]

Out of curiousity when did he say this?

[@ceoofclowns4966]

@@ryanholman6401 he made it on stream lmaoo

[@hushtheseus]

@@ryanholman6401 he made the song on stream

[@bsks370]

"I've got the recessive gene" in a song about recessing jeans has got to be the greatest example of lyrical genius our generation has ever seen

[@craigmccune6066]

oh, that's why! i was wondering why that fit in, and was almost there!

[@seyj7457]

"I got a DNA test but all my genes were shorts" is also up there in the lyric hall of fame

[@jillyboel_]

right up there with “if you wanted some dim sum then you really should have gotten some when we put in the order” from 5 Years by Bo Burnam

[@revilno]

My favorite part is not only is it a Jean pun relating to Genetics but recessive is small and Jort small this is a stretch but I like it

[@Turtle_Meow]

​@@seyj7457that's honestly my favorite line out of this whole song, it's so funny

[@Will-vz4dd]

This is truly,the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. Incredible job.

[@JordansKarma]

"the jend is near" oh my god

[@Ghost._Mae]

Charlie’s humor is so unhinged I love it

[@big_sea]

yes

[@bubblegunsoldier7484]

Yes

[@cranberryjuice3998]

i think hes completely hinged.

[@sirlunchbox5125]

@@cranberryjuice3998facts he hinged to the politically correct side but some small amount of egde. Most youtubers are forced to that now.

[@mc-chan.]

yes

[@Kalibur_]

Only Charlie Slimecicle is capable of making a kazoo sound like a saxophone.

[@Pawnster]

Lol yeah!!😂

[@Nintenoble]

Just watched this 6 times in a row… it’s absolutely one of your best songs. Incredible work!

[@user-ty7ne4ew5h]

i cant tell if my humour is broken, or if this is the peak of the music industry

[@thorsmashkarts]

This is quite honestly the most song of all time. The music was musical. The singing was sung. The video was created. Overall, this song is the most song of the last 10 years, if not, in the last decade.

[@pixeldoesart1864]

This was the comment ever. It was commented. The jokes were jokes.

[@thorsmashkarts]

Agreed it is one of the comments of all time

[@megalord2141]

This comment was commented with jokes that were joking

[@Herrscher-of-Autism]

I loved the part where Jorthulu said it's jortin' time and jorted all over the earth, truly one of the jort storm moments of all time.

[@redstowen]

This jokt is a jort joke

[@itskitkat1212]

This song plays at the beginning of episode 103 of JRWI and immediately after the kazoo solo Grizzly gives us whiplash by saying "welcome to the Black Sea" in the most serious tone

[@mimtembo]

EXACTLY LMFAO

[@coinwater8511]

Spoilers I'm not caught up 🤣🤣

[@ronantheronin5255]

It is the most traumatic ep of riptide but the into is just… this

[@Alexanator9569]

I’ve turned this song into a plague in all my Spotify playlists I regularly listen to just give me a sharp ass 90 degree turn. And I love it, it makes me laugh. It could be a super sad playlist then out of nowhere “JORT STORM!JORT STORMS COMING TONIGHT-“ I love this song

[@OneLazyLoafProductions]

This has the single best kazoo solo ever

[@NUGG1ES]

i find it SUPER impressive charlie can hit those high notes without voice cracking, even in the rock parts

[@Fischi_cc]

WE GETTING OUT OF THE JORTEX WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🔥🔥

[@JdubHub]

Watch the vod he actually did

[@CordyBrush]

He really has an incredible Falsetto control! 😊

[@howdyfriends7950]

@@Furiac. he did use soft pitch correction, but from a trained vocalist, him not being a singer and still being able to hit that register is very impressive

[@coco-pops8116]

when he said i guarantee his balls shrivelled up like FUCKKKKK

[@Seth_R775]

The vocals.. the high notes.. the melody.. THE KAZOO.. amazing, incredible, remarkable, extraordinary, marvelous, breathtaking, awe-inspiring, phenomenal, unbelievable, and wonderful art work I’ve ever heard and seen before in my life.. I’m listening to this on repeat 🤩🤩🤯🤯😱😱

[@phoenixyoung47]

oyu forgo kazoo

[@Seth_R775]

@@phoenixyoung47 Thanks for telling me!

[@pbjellysand]

and the JORTS

[@chonkychookie6949]

You beat me to it

[@the_guy4686]

You forgot jorts

[@jkyt21]

how is this only got 2.5 million views, this is a masterpiece the wordplay is spot on charlie amazing work

[@m_axyn]

just screamed this on silver bullet. feeling good.

[@glitchxmars7415]

Charlies raw vocals are legitimately impressive, i like when it sounds like hes screaming bc u can hear the raw emotion in his voice

[@mithrilwolf5761]

he understands the absolute hype around this song and is responding accordingly

[@charleyischaos]

Fr what a good cc XD

[@Enen-Amanita]

You mean… a-JORT-ing-ly? (I’m sorry that was the worst pun I’ve ever made)

[@charleyischaos]

@@Enen-Amanita BAHAHA NO THAT'S AMAZING 🤣🤣🤣

[@Enen-Amanita]

@@charleyischaos THANK YOU

[@mithrilwolf5761]

@@Enen-Amanita NO IT WAS PERFECT 🤬

[@user-xg1wo4qp6m]

This is unironically really good. Been stuck my head for too long.

[@jan_Majeken]

JORT DTORM JORT STINS COMING DIBUGHT JORT STIRN UTS A VWTRHITY GUVR i think i might’ve missed a few keys

[@Wiggles3663]

I've watched this countless times. but only now do I notice the dance to summon jorthulu was gangnam style

[@bisexualqueen]

LMFAOOO

[@thecanadienpatriot9491]

HAHAAHA SHIT I NEVER REALIZED (genuinely that is amazing)

[@lekkisa_isa2951]

Wait it is- omg

[@endersquiddyyoutube7999]

Same

[@Piknio_Studios]

Okay but can we appreciate that high note?! Charlie is actually a pretty good singer...

[@jupiter9707]

he got a-jorts inside

[@Lemon_1724]

FR

[@Walleyedwosaik]

JORTS

[@coco-pops8116]

1:41 dym????

[@fanteo8692]

​@@coco-pops81160:33

[@moomoomeadows7526]

the way he uses the weather channel noise in the start :]

[@stevenzottfo]

how many freaking pairs of jorts does this man own

[@minimeowanimations826]

This is actually really impressive, those high notes are really hard to reach. Who knew Charlie was so good at singing.

[@p_rry]

I think Charlie autotuned the song after he originally made the song because the “run and hide” high note before “jorticane” was originally off key

[@UltraKrillex]

Its slightly autotuned. He almost hit the note tho.

[@Whyisthiscold]

@@p_rryeven if he has auto tune on he still sounds great! I didn’t hear the auto tune until now because it sounds so natural

[@Genayysis]

if you've listened to his old karaoke streams, he actually is pretty good, he just can't pick a octave, also the cover of peaches

[@samunki8374]

only real men know Charlie's cover of fireflies o7

[@epimf1430]

it’s really something special that a bunch of pants being stolen in a dnd session from about 2 years ago has lead to this piece of art.

[@prorandocopier7945]

jortstorm

[@LeMargot]

Ah yes, the Great colliseum Pantsing of intederminate year because grizzly doesnt have a calendar

[@mrpersoonman]

​@LeMargot yknow this might be a stretch but by setting the date of a dnd campaign without any other explanation just based on what might feel right based on the real world wouldn't that indirectly make Jesus canon to your campaign

[@LeMargot]

@@mrpersoonman canon riptide year is now 19 A.C (After Chip)

[@itscoolangel]

This is art in its finest form

[@The_anomaly_eater]

This ia now my DnD party's sanity meter. Whenever we're tired, someone starts singing it, and we know that the session is starting to get a little too long. Gotta love it!

[@healpoolhalo_]

the vocals are absolutely INSANE

[@hazel9490]

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to stop hearing Jortstorm. Even when I take out my headphones it’s still playing. It’s entered the crevices of my mind & is now the glue that keeps it whole.

[@Alexander-iy4gi]

im losing my mind

[@hazel9490]

@@Alexander-iy4gi Then find it.

[@Alexander-iy4gi]

@@hazel9490 no the dog ate it. And I don't even have a dog.

[@oddaloo]

🩳👖

[@smthidkman]

jeadphones u meant?

[@Walleyedwosaik]

First slimecicle video like 8 months ago obviously instantly subbed

[@cheeseburgermonkey7104]

English teacher would probably tell us how this symbolizes the ability of people today to get super-defensive about their choices in fashion and the peer pressure when you're standing out

[@blazebubbles3441]

Charlie is the only person who could make the most unserious song in the world with a kazoo solo at the end and have it still send chills down your spine from how great it is.

[@butterchip7096]

My mouth tastes like cherries

[@Fischi_cc]

WE GETTING OUT OF THE JORTEX WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🔥🔥

[@O_O.The.Commenter]

Charlie is the type of person to see a Jort and say “I could make a song out of that”

[@yunagamerz7336]

The fact that you have actually really extremely good vocals but you use it for this is just amazing

[@kiansskz]

i genuinely cannot stop listening to this song

[@plantbefore]

Good job on the falsetto! It sounds very professional!

[@PURE_DAnK_MEMES]

WE MAKIN IT OUT THE STORM WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🌪🌪

[@codemasterbrasil]

the jog is coming

[@lincolnh4636]

NO WE AINT ESCAPIN IT 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@LocalHumanBeing152]

​@@codemasterbrasilyou have achieved comedy

[@leaf.188]

the jog is coming

[@ra1nyran]

WE MAKIN IT INTO THE JORTS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥

[@PopsiFlower]

What an amazing song collaboration between Slimecicle and Charlie, I hope they can release a full album together before the body decomposes and Slimecicle has to claim another!

[@sprinkles5288]

Don’t forget about slmccl

[@PopsiFlower]

@@sprinkles5288 Oh of course, my apologies.

[@morganrosenfeld5917]

You fool. They might claim you next now that you've acknowledged them.

[@marcosandrey5059]

I love how this sounds like an 80s/90s song and the graphics increases that detail by tenfold

[@breezierchip8355]

I'm like 90% certain I've heard the instrumental to this song as the background of a video recently. I feel like I'm losing it.

[@iinfernox]

0:30 the "category 5" actually goes so hard, the high note goes crazy

[@exiled_soldier6184]

0:40 goes pretty hard

[@skrsojmpz1503]

1:31 is def my fav

[@foilren]

sometimes i truly forget how talented slime is with his vocals and voice in general like jesus christ🙏 amazing song

[@banjomanperson]

@MeatCaynonVIogshello fake meatcanyon

[@itskitkat1212]

Especially his falsetto

[@PMDragoneir]

I believe you mean Jortsus. Jorthulu loves you 💙🙏💙🙏💙🙏

[@lucasghastl7416]

Why is this song so catchy lol💀

[@ajarofworms7]

the emotion in the chorus is actually insane, like charlie could be an amazing voice actor

[@Coffnist_Charm]

Jort Thrower: Grace Thank you for your service, Grace. The most noble job