Slimecicle Wrote A Song (JORT STORM)

[@exporiusx]

As a lyricist, this shit is sent either from heaven or hell because holy shit 😭

[@shivshankar1409]

It’s sent from his vocal cords cuz GODDAMN HIS VOICE IS SO GOOD GODS GAVE HIM A GIFT SHEESH

[@itsfreerealestate6417]

As a racist I agree!

[@jelly-cat-]

@@itsfreerealestate6417wat

[@babya78]

@@itsfreerealestate6417buddy…

[@alarminglyenthustiasticmet1460]

As a metalhead, I can confirm that this shit came from one crazy man since I know that noone in heaven swears and that hell doesn't give a flying fuck about a dumb song. Still. Very good song, reminds me kind of Tenacious D.

[@yakkocmn]

it's official, jortstorm is the song of the summer

[@TheTentSystem]

Indeed

[@decayingfairy3996]

Lmo

[@jelly-cat-]

Lmo

[@jandecreates]

yup

[@johnwilliamson4368]

Ye

[@sloppyslabba]

Live proof for charlie being a living breathing looney tunes character

[@chuuyasleftbigtoe]

THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING MY ENTIRE LIFE HOLY SHIT

[@atmosstreams]

Real I’ve fact checked this

[@turkeylegs1343]

true i saw him in hit movie space jam, they wanted to have jort storm in the movie but unfortunately couldn't as jort storm was produced 27 years after space jam

[@bagofgrapesofgrapes2434]

bro really sat down and improved a sixteenth note run on kazoo at 140 bpm and thought we wouldn't notice

[@mybirdiswierd5307]

Brother pulled out the knowledge of countless artists before his time, channeled it into a 4 second section of kazoo and did not bat an eye

[@meep2404]

he wont let us forget he was a band kid. however he didnt even play a wind instrument which is pretty impressive. bro is blessed by apollo with the gift of music i think

[@Crowboneboy]

That was INSANE like HOLY SHIT

[@AlmightyBungus]

Ngl idk if *he* noticed

[@pizzatime8404]

That really is an insane accomplishment when you think about it

[@Bunny-bt1hh]

i have never seen someone that cannot sing for shit and has the voice of an angel at the same time

[@turnipchan]

THAT'S TOO ACCURATE WHAT

[@marshaenderheart]

The screaming of an angel

[@ari4311]

so real it’s so good but not technically

[@infinitytower8957]

It’s like, no skill but all the effort

[@sworthyboy]

@@infinitytower8957 more like all the talent but no skill

[@waffleman368]

I can only image how insane this must have been for a non-JRWI enjoyer. Hearing this song with only the context of "Jean elemental" must have been a fever dream. Im so ready for this.

[@bonebrokebuddy5248]

I took what was intended to be a brief break from jrwi and now it’s been about a year since I last listened…. I have zero clue how Jort Storm came to be but I definitely have to start listening to the show again

[@Infinitybal1233]

@@bonebrokebuddy5248 Trust me, it's completely worth it :)

[@spookyboob5611]

So sad Charlie didnt think of a Jean-ie

[@QueerVoid]

I’ve never watched jrwi but I have watched other Charlie content and I have learned to expect the most chaotic shit from him so I was completely unsurprised lmao, fun fact this was his first stream I’ve ever caught live and it was great

[@micahridley6313]

@@QueerVoidThis type of content is practically guaranteed in everyone of the 100+ JRWI riptide episodes, chaotic, hilarious, and amazing.

[@morganpercy-fine4432]

I would pay so much money for Charlie Slimecicle to make a stream series where he just writes silly songs with chat until we can release a full album

[@Funni_Stuff]

*y e s*

[@Noa_dsmp_fan]

YES I WOULD JUST LIVE FOR THAT.

[@MyCorner_YT]

VOUCH

[@yalieyal4362]

A slime induced bo burnham

[@sheusedtosleep]

WE NEED IT

[@bippap1034]

Love how he goes "jorthulu is that anything????" like if its not EVERYTHING. THATS WHEN U KNEW HE WASN"T JORTING AROUND

[@janzimon12]

The exact part came as soon as i finished reading your comment

[@SappyVespidae]

Charlie: “I gotta go record a video in 2 minutes.” Charlie 45 minutes later:

[@jandecreates]

Thats funny

[@frankievermin]

Charlie: I gotta go record a video in 2 minutes. Charlie: [giggles] I want the sound of a ripped being fucking ripped off

[@Fralther39]

1000th like baby

[@spcxplrr]

there's a cut at 24:49 where he goes to record the video

[@ManufracturedMedia]

@@spcxplrr WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING!!!

[@ultra.violettes]

Everyone bow down for JORT STORM is in our presence.

[@jasperallred7374]

It hasn’t been the same since JORT STORM went back to the Jorts plane

[@JavierEscuella-zv7nu]

Its ok now because JORT STORM is back in action in the JORT STUDIO

[@skelestial]

Praise Jorthulhu!

[@shivshankar1409]

PRAISE THE JORTS WE WEAR THEM AT ALL TIMES EVEN IN OUR SLEEP

[@cockodemon7443]

Janties

[@Newstupidrook]

why are the vocals good Charlie what the fuck

[@Abandonedaccount129]

I mean he's already a pretty good singer, but there has been a massive amount of autotune slapped on his vocals in this song so its prolly that

[@morethanjustaguy5585]

@@Abandonedaccount129actually he said that there was very light auto tune! He played the before and after when adding the auto tune and there was practically no difference hdvdjsk

[@collectivelykris]

Common Slimecicle W

[@Newstupidrook]

@@collectivelykrisabsolutely

[@Azeriiall]

@@Abandonedaccount129if you listened, you would know that there’s actually very little autotune involved ^^

[@bignosh]

The funniest part is the fact that most JRWI music intros have at least some canonical relation to the story, this is just pure chaos and Jort storm appeared for 10 minutes and then died 💀

[@gurufish6579]

Which campaign is it from? Or was it from a one shot?

[@frenchiestoffries]

​@@gurufish6579it's from their Riptide Pirates campaign, Jort Storm appeared on their most recent episode number 102!

[@bignosh]

@citrus5432 yeah they died in the same episode they appeared in, truly the saddest death in all of media

[@jadeclaessens725]

15:48 my fav moment when he found the perfect lyrics and YELLED

[@neuro7594]

Thank you kind sir

[@michael_0ceanic]

Same too, sadly i missed the stream

[@LillyRose.creates]

IKR I keep rewatching that part 😂

[@dragonfruitee854]

The most fun part about the song was how involved chat was. Like we weren’t just spamming 🔥🔥, there were so many good ideas.

[@1Sariat5]

One of the best lines came from chat :''dd the one about the elders!! AND they spammed about a kazoo solo for like the last 10 mins of the stream hah

[@allhailthesqloint]

​@@1Sariat5so fucking glad that kazoo thing took off, took so much convincing 😂

[@Wormishie]

@@1Sariat5 dude i was spamming kazoo solo WAYYY earlier!!! Like at the start of the stream i started suggesting it.

[@rockandroll209]

70% of that chat was just 🔥🔥 tho 😂

[@dreamerwav698]

power of the slimers is unstoppable

[@meep2404]

I love the fact that the backing track is just a random track he found for use, because that means there's a chance in the future that someone else will use it and ill be like "where did i hear this before?" and ill be thinking about it for a long time until i remember and shout JORT STORM and it is once again stuck in my head

[@gamesplayerrose]

this just happened to me 😭

[@goober324]

​@@gamesplayerrose the prophecy has been fulfilled.

[@TropicalCyc]

@@gamesplayerrosewhats the name of the backing track?

[@gameshowman1234]

@@TropicalCyc kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZLGloWLgaybh6M

[@thomasfrye6335]

@@gamesplayerrosewhat song was it, because I know I’d heard the track before this came out but don’t know where from

[@AivyLynnvDxx]

Can we just appreciate Charlie's talent for singing?😭💗

[@ggudasr]

FR

[@Grim-OlliBall]

Yes! Period!🎉🎉

[@rattonleash8536]

ong

[@atariischaotic]

This fr!!

[@snailed__]

He’s not good at singing, but he has a great energy. Kinda like lemon demon, where its not good singing but you still can jam to it

[@gnut1568]

"I got a genetic test but all my genes are shorts" is the best sentence I've ever heard

[@Alvagame]

WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE SOIL WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🦠🦠🦠

[@L0USIANA]

This comment actually fuckin killed me

[@Alvagame]

@@L0USIANA 🦠

[@shivshankar1409]

@@L0USIANAi love how ur pfp is Charlie and wil with no shirts it’s such a vibe

[@Cress_Joku]

I escaped the soil with this one. (minecraft fr)

[@The7thLysineinyourDNA]

We making it of the Jortex with this one

[@duckky2443]

This just in: we're recieving reports, that a new fad is taking the nation by storm, its name? JORTS It appears that this breakthough in jean-short splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns all across the globe (Woo!) It's the warmer season so I can't wear jeans, I really like the denim but not the length of the seam My mom dresses cas and my dad likes supreme I'm not like either of them, I got the recessive jean/gene! JORT STORM JORT STORM's coming tonight! JORT SOTRM It's a category five! JORT STORM JORT STORM's coming tonight! IS THAT A JORT STORM COMING MY WAY? AAAAAAAAA JORTICANE JORTNADO JORTNAMI JORTQUAKE JORTRUPTION JORTALANCHE JOOORTPOCALYPSE The jort storm's comin', (JORTS) So you better start running fast, its a chase but be careful cus these jorts will chafe you down They're the new sensation (JORTS) Wear 'em to every occaison Jorts in the pool Or even better, Wear 'em to a funeral yeah! (J-J-J-J-J-JORTS!) My personality is 99% Jorts, I got a genetic test, but all my jeans/genes are short! JORT STORM JORT STORM's coming tonight JORT STORM It's a category five! JORT STORM JORT STORM's coming tonight I THINK I MIGHT FUCKING DIE, THANK GOD I'VE GOT THESE JORTS! Breaking news: Millions of Americans are being sucked directly into the Jortex and it's headed straight to this studio, To my wife, Cheryl and son, Timmy, I love yo-AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa The elders foretold. (JORTS) Of a fashion so bold. A new god of the earth. (JORTHULU) Will seal it in denim and turn it into jearth!

[@1Sariat5]

THANK YOU FOR THIS i needed the lyrics so bad.. now i can learn this song

[@Alvagame]

JORT STORM - English lyrics

[@lefrek1318]

Time to memorize this song!!

[@foxy5848]

THERE IS A WORD FOR JORTS IN SPANISH! (jotas, which yes if you translate jorts to spanish it will be jotas but if you translate jotas to english it will be jacks) i will work on a spanish version of the lyrics. but do not ask me how i am gonna do jorthulu, jortnado, jorticane, jortnami, jortquake, jortruption, jortalanche , or jortpocalysp, OR jearth, because i do NOT know.

[@Alvagame]

@@foxy5848 un nuevo todopoderoso Sellará el cielo en denim, Jierra 🌍

[@JasperVixilin]

When Charlie finally got out the kazoo chat was absolutely fucking ecstatic The chat was going so fast

[@Melcii_draws]

I feel like Charlie is just as surprised at his voice than all of us

[@jelly-cat-]

Fr

[@michael_0ceanic]

Fr

[@millennium7909]

Fr

[@allielockwood]

Fr

[@TheSkootShow]

Fr

[@avestrustheone6349]

1:02:03 here’s the time stamp for when the song is finished for those who are constantly replaying this song like me. By god this man is something else, able to turn a stupid joke into a genuine banger with nothing but his wit and amazing recommendations from chat. Love this guy

[@unus-annus]

22:44 is the time stamp for anyone who wants to hear the version he made before the game

[@Cockblaster555]

It’s on streaming services now :D

[@_Vanto]

He made a HELLA good music vid for it now :)

[@p_rry]

@@_Vantoand it fixes a few of the notes that Charlie originally misses

[@_Vanto]

@@p_rry ye 👍

[@snailed__]

Yo,”my personality is 99% jorts, i got a genetic test but all my genes were short” is somehow a double entendre, sounds fire too

[@TheFlutterQueen]

how is it a double entendre?

[@snailed__]

@@TheFlutterQueen i heard “but all my genes were short” as in short genes and “all my jeans are shorts” as in jorts.

[@TheFlutterQueen]

@@snailed__ yeah but what's the other thing?

[@snailed__]

@@TheFlutterQueen all my genes are short and all my jeans are short. Thats the double entendre

[@TheFlutterQueen]

@@snailed__ what does it mean for genes to be short or do you mean like the genes were shorts like the clothing?

[@Sleepy_Nugget]

As tommy has said, Charlie is an actual op human being.

[@MadsH5859]

He really is

[@Deli_worms]

I love how he’s like „i only have five minutes“ and he ends up spending an hour on it classic Charlie I loved it though gg

[@wholesomemusic9]

4:30 - I've been saying this a lot but Charlie's excitement about Ranboo playing with him is literally so brotherly of him. They are the equivalent of Tommy and Wilbur and I see them as this duo's American cousins lol

[@collectivelykris]

I didnt realize how close they were until I really got into Charlie’s content, and I think it’s so wonderful

[@ohwellhey6221]

i still remember when ranboo mentioned being shocked that he was streaming with slimecicle the first time they were together on the beating minecraft stream, so sweet, all the ranboo slimecicle duo content we’ve been getting recently is so good

[@afanontheceiling]

I have just become hyper fixated like a few days ago on ranboo and it's awesome to see so much content with ranboo as well as my love slimecicle especially seeing generation loss wow they just go so well together

[@anemptyspritecan]

live laugh love sillyduo ✊️😔

[@thebillboards]

im so serious when i say i NEED THIS ON SPOTIFY ive had it in my head since the stream i genuinely love it

[@roundboi]

It is

[@starsarisen]

ACTUALLY THOUGH

[@jelly-cat-]

It is

[@thebillboards]

yeah once I figured that out its my number one song in the past four weeks LOL also possible music video???!!

[@XMillyyX]

@@thebillboards do i have some news for you...

[@octolingo1892]

I love realizing slowly how good Charlie as at improv lyrics

[@shark_lurks]

i already know damn well this song is gonna be playing on repeat in my car.

[@No-ci7he]

This is officially the only song ever. The jortex has consumed me and I am now part of the Jort-hivemind. Also, when I heard the slower, very echo-y end, I totally thought the song would finish with the rise of Jorthulu, and there's just ominous laughter and lightning reverberating in the background

[@leonasnake]

The jivemind

[@mallowanimationsyt4646]

The hypemind

[@ZuliusKaltaris]

Enter the jortex

[@God_Yeeter]

the jortmind

[@stephen42007]

whoever put "the elders foretold of a fashion so bold" in the chat is actually a prophet sent by god

[@tr4ktr4k45]

I would never imagine anyone who has more than one functional kazoo at a time, but for Charlie it actually makes sense BTW love the whole concept of Jort Storm, wish he returns to Riptide one day

[@its_gacha_perry]

I have like 3 lol

[@Evie0h]

Genuinely was my exact thought while watching/listening to this vod while I cleaned my bathroom. I wanted someone to ask him who would even have more than one kazoo anyway, and normally I don’t think anyone expects a kazoo to NOT be broken lol

[@cantaloupegodling352]

I have a metal one, a plastic one and a wooden one that has spare parts. Any true Kazoo enthusiast must have more than one Kazoo.

[@curtistester3720]

WE MAKING IT OUT THE JORTEX WITH THIS ONE!🔥🔥🔥👖👖🔥🔥🔥

[@internetpotato8948]

"i got a genetic test but all my genes are shorts" that bar came to him through a vision, no human could possibly perceive a line that fire

[@soupmcswag8553]

We need to appreciate the lyrical masterpiece that is “I got a genetic test, but all my jeans are shorts”

[@gaminggaming6180]

“I got the recessive jean” is the funniest pun I have ever heard.

[@heavenhasbeenfound]

i was laughing so hard i got lightheaded at him saying "what the fuck, i hit that shit, what the fuck" because yes sir he did, that was such an amazing part lmao 30:04

[@facetiousmarbles3539]

I love how he's so proud of every line to the point where he giggles so happily when putting together his song. Watching him make music just warms my heart!

[@paleiosaur]

watching him get SO hyped at his own creation is amazing. i think every artist should be allowed to be this excited and entertained by their art

[@lynnix2595]

Y'know it's a good fucking song when Philza Minecraft can't get it out of his head.

[@PizzaFlavoredSunshine]

was singing along and accidentally said "jorts sword" and im terrified of what that would possibly look like

[@zekeram129]

Well first off, it definitely wouldn't be a longsword.

[@elyxisea]

​@@zekeram129that is UNREASONABLY funny

[@eaglefan2569]

​@@zekeram129 It's 100% a... shorts-sword ;)

[@twigthetroll9279]

*J O R D*

[@ahau9799]

​@@zekeram129I cannot believe you came up with this, this is a god level answer (and thank you for it) 🤣

[@reefstoutdasilva2343]

Im starting to realize Charlie is just a superior being in all ways

[@reefstoutdasilva2343]

Its me

[@dracheli2593]

I need the full version somewhere. Ive already got it stuck in my head, I cant just keep going back in the vod to relisten. Please. This is amazing. Charlie is so fucking talented

[@dr.pepperbiggestfan]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e5TMoaZvqapmoaM i’ve had it on repeat

[@kangaroot_]

It's on spotify... kinda

[@dracheli2593]

@@kangaroot_ a nice person posted an edit on yt!!! Of the full verison :D AND charlie is currently working on a music video

[@kangaroot_]

@@dracheli2593 but still... spotify's better

[@tentativegazer]

​​​@@kangaroot_your honor , Spotify *death*

[@THEMUSHROOMMAN.]

can we please appreciate Charlie being able to hit high notes such as 21:05 and sound flawless?

[@hazel9490]

I feel like this entity known as Slimecicle has somehow captured my exact humour to scarily accurate degrees. Watching this live just scratched an itch I didn’t know I had.

[@CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR]

I love how he goes "I don't know how to do an instrumental" and then drops the craziest kazoo solo the world has ever seen.

[@kikisvn]

JORTSTORM JORTSTORM IS COMING TONIGHT

[@yoitolive7515]

JORTSTORM ITS A CATEGORY FIVE

[@the_tax_collector3060]

@@yoitolive7515 JORTSTORM! JORTSTORM'S COMING TONIGHT!

[@eastlybreeze_]

"Epic instrumental? Okay, alright let me grab a kazoo." BAHAHAHAAHAHH

[@ahau9799]

I can only think of two people on earth who would be able say this sentence, Weird Al and Charlie Slimecicle

[@cheesepluschips]

Jortstorm was actually fire I need it on all music services NOW

[@CannedMoss]

Kazoo has NO RIGHT TO SOUND THIS GOOD HOLY SHIT- this slaps

[@saltedsword8852]

Broken kazoo at that

[@chocob000k]

It's actually fascinating to watch his creative process. We can see he thrives on impro, and he does shit with absolutely no fear whatsoever

[@bignosh]

10 names for a Charlie band: The Jortening Charlie and the Sludge The Goopy Jorts Charlie and the Jortstriders The Jortacorn Goopy Destiny 100 Days, 1000 Slimes The Kazoo Krawlers Notices Your Sludge There (more of a name for a song) Slimecicle in the Goo-bleckrooms

[@ABCD-ff9ft]

I like "goopy destiny" and "charlie and the jortstriders"

[@techstuff9198]

Corn, Slime, and Jorts. What a combination.

[@God_Yeeter]

the jortacorn is fucking amazing _and_ references *T h e C o r n*

[@The_Garf]

its crazy how he just cranked out a banger in like just under an hour

[@AHumanAmongSome]

Cg5's been **real** quiet since this came out 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥👖👖👖

[@SendhelpIbegofyou]

I will be genuinely angry if cg5 decides to ruin this masterpiece with a remix

[@colton5604]

I just watched 1 hour 5 minutes and 50 seconds of a man singing about jorts. I loved every single second of it.

[@Miarose8613]

5 minutes and 50 seconds*

[@wastedpotentialinc.4376]

Dyslexia

[@XMillyyX]

The transition from "fast" to "it's a chase" is actually so good

[@rayleee_]

this song is going to be programmed into my head for like days bro💀

[@AriaBlue144]

Charlie repeatedly laughing at his silly little song is giving me life

[@StilL_baitaiI]

Fr

[@ahau9799]

The giggles make me laugh everytime, I'm pretty sure his laugh is actually a contagious virus 🤣

[@hacksarch]

15:50 "i took a genetic test but all my genes are shorts" absolute MASTERPIECE OF A LYRIC is created

[@AlchemistsFantasy]

the little giggles when hes excited, u can tell hes havin a good time lmao (and so are we)

[@jopaba7252]

As a music producer, this pleases me very much

[@hannahrae9380]

do you by chance know what program he is using? i feel like its logic. whaat program do you use? trying to find one that i can make sense of but i dont have apple so no logic :(

[@CibuYT]

Wait, he did the kazoo part in ONE TAKE ?!! (1:00:50)

[@Novakiin-ih9me]

Sometimes you get a masterpiece first time

[@funkysunky7840]

That was not in one take bro…

[@keith2480]

The man, The Myth, The Legend, CG6

[@God_Yeeter]

Charlie Goopman 6

[@Jelliott_ssb]

Why is his singing voice SO GOOD?!??!!???

[@techstuff9198]

There's some autotune involved, but it mostly just makes the song funnier without actually making it sound better or worse.

[@XMillyyX]

@@techstuff9198 the autotune is very light. and I mean he does have a pretty good voice. his range seems to be HUGE those high notes were impressive!!!

[@pikloo4631]

Incredible. Powerful. Moving. Easily my new favorite song of this campaign.

[@SunnySideSpud]

Holy shit, this is one of my favorite streams ever. Please PLEASE do this more.

[@backwards_yag6145]

charlie slimecicle is beyond this reality. literally every single line in his silly song hes so hyped about he giggles at every idea chat gives him even if he has to change an idea he really likes and he hit that high note first try?? he truly is a mighty one among us

[@Lucifer896_]

which ever chat member came up with "the elders foretold a fashion so bold" needs an award

[@christian-zf3di]

As a musician, I very much approve of the sick instrumental kazoo solo

[@meep2404]

I wish I could show this song to normal people but I think they'd have concerns for my mental state. It's so good. It's all I sing.

[@tobiasburke9495]

I told my mum. She then questioned her decision to have children.

[@foolishdonut]

I showed my friends at work and they all think im crazy. They literally told me to go outside more

[@weirdwillowtree4087]

I showed my mother, she's had it stuck in her head for three days now.

[@memecenter122]

Its always funny watching this video because you can tell hes genuinely enjoying the process, the giggles, the laughing, the self hype? If only everyone had the same energy this man has, we'd be so happy

[@hazel9490]

Jortstorm has been stuck in my head so consistently that it’s become the mental background music to my every day life.

[@lordpuddle9639]

It's been almost six months since this came out, and I still go around my house singing "Jort Storm, Jort Storm's coming tonight / Jort Storm it's a catEGORY FIIIIIVE" so much so that my roommates do it now too. Slime you're actually insane and a total legend for this

[@remybug4015]

There is currently a flood warning in Chicago the moment I listened to this. This man is a god.

[@Jogothekingofcurses]

Jorood

[@elyxisea]

the jorts have arrived

[@cursed8563]

Slimecicle Never fails to entertain me

[@CW-qw9nx]

Until this video I didn't even realize that improv on the kazoo is possible.

[@enderrosemultiverse1262]

This song is going to be stuck in my head forever now when I wear Jorts. CHARLIE PLEASE MAKE MORE MUSIC, EVERY TIME YOU DO IT A MASTEROEICE!!! 😭😭😭

[@twistedpurple8650]

47:43 "the ancients foretold of fashion so bold, that it'd ripp a whole throughout time"

[@Baby-Bread-I.N.]

I love how intense this song is and it’s about jorts.

[@alyxidy]

The high notes though 👀

[@Pennpatch]

This is the best song I have ever heard, if you do not publish this, I am going to jort-circuit

[@ricktherobot7014]

So Mr.Slime where can I listen to all of your absolute banger songs youve made with such hits as "Flippa" and your new hit single "Jort Storm" which tells the story of the calamity.

[@milqyberri8658]

Currently a jortnado is closing in on my home. As my last comment on this jearth, I would like to ask: Spotify release when?

[@coolestari]

jortify jortlease when?

[@Clownish.mp4]

@@coolestarijwen

[@d_1044]

I fully get this emotion of feeling so goofy making something that you can’t help but be excited for yourself because of how silly what your doing is

[@FoxgirlBones]

Truly one of the songs of all time

[@KAGMACAZZBA]

This is the single greatest song that has ever graced this jearth

[@bellybelladino]

this is a genuine masterpiece slime is a true singer

[@DenvaProbablyDraws]

The fucking maniacal giggles dude same

[@Clownish.mp4]

the maniacal giggles sounds like a punk asf rock band name

[@bobbybobby325]

“But all my genes were shorts” is the BEST line and you can fight me but you will not win

[@The_Jumping_Box]

the "recessive gene" / "recessive jean" is also on par imo (recessive > receding > shorter)

[@ssupermarlo]

charlie: "i'll join right away" *continues jorting out*

[@KingChaos09]

My life is so horrible that I just spent an hour of my time watching a full grown man write a song about literal jorts… …And enjoyed it

[@miles1034]

you mean amazing? its perfect

[@KingChaos09]

@@miles1034 true tho

[@Seforine]

THE PICTURE IN THE BACKGROUND LMAO HE FINALLY GOT IT FOR HIS MOM

[@Gixtsleil-Waututh]

very important time stamp😌 58:26 kazoo is whipped out

[@Clownish.mp4]

im crying why would you type 'whipped out' like its

[@Inanimate_Object]

Honestly watching this after the finished video is incredibly inspiring.

[@SoUnderstandSome]

When Slime screamed the, "JORT STORM, JORT STORM COMING TONIGHT!" He sounds precisely like how jacksepticeye scream in 2016 after getting jumpscared in FNAF

[@shane8508]

pov: you're dying from a high ass fever (105F) and KZbin is on autoplay and this vod starts playing and it feels like a fever dream

[@superkid3682]

I started writing a song the day before he streamed this and when I listened I was disappointed with my own song… ITS TO GOOD ITS ILLEGAL

[@leetinpot]

this is actually stuck in my head now. gonna be singing this for DAYS. no one will escape the jort storm.

[@MachinShinful]

this was MADNESS to be a part of live, it was so much fun and so entertaining the "it's a category five!" is my favorite haha

[@jae_vee]

fun fact: I swam in jorts when I went camping and thought I didn’t have a swimsuit… twice. And both times I did pack a swimsuit it just wasn’t where I thought it was and I was just inclined to swim in jorts.

[@God_Yeeter]

jorts can indeed be used in the pool