Jorts For Everyone

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[@svrvphimprod]

Thanks Jacob, "man, jorts Luigi is like some sexual beast" did me psychic damage I'll never recover from.

[@G30R6E93]

See, this is why I can't say with absolute confidence "I'm not a masochist" because... I CAN'T STOP WATCHING DRAWFEE!

[@wiwwymawtin2774]

18:18 "What if Squirtle had Your penis?" New bottom surgery just dropped

[@Joibuzzr1]

Y O O O O

[@IntrusiveThot]

"So yes you can get this surgery but we're required by law to give your penis to Squirtle, sorry" - Doctors

[@romulusnuma116]

@@IntrusiveThot "Who do you think took your Penis?"

[@douglasmejiagarcia3156]

​@Lil Wigg aeraèarèarearear see arèarearareaèarèeararèarèarearèar we eaearè

[@douglasmejiagarcia3156]

​ 5

[@CatastrophicGay]

I love a completely monotone, "if your peepers weren't zooted before, oh baby."

[@curlygurly2112]

zooted energy

[@NessaOfDorthonion]

How many nopes do you have there? Are you going to share them with the rest of the class

[@CatastrophicGay]

@@NessaOfDorthonion I have 10 nopes and you can borrow one but you have to give it back

[@NessaOfDorthonion]

@@CatastrophicGay Fair enough, thank you for letting me borrow a Nope. I will use it wisely.

[@RussellKlischer]

Karina refuses to gatekeep so she has to go harder on the gaslight and girlboss aspects and I respect that

[@HeyThisIsBrian]

"The days of spring will surely bring the birds and bees cavorting. But since I am a gentleman, I'd much rather be jorting." -Hempstead Snarlton b. 1943

[@jodivandyk3649]

😄

[@OhNoBohNo]

david brian gilbert shouldve won the pulitzer for this one

[@missseaweed2462]

I was looking for this comment. I was just about to go looking for the video when I saw this. Thank you. And whatever you do, do _not_ bleed on the jeans.

[@roxxram9151]

@@missseaweed2462 Blood will not come out of jorts.

[@ktrieun]

48:09 “In the dimly lit bathroom, he stood naked, except for his clothes.”

[@leopoldbloom4296]

Dude, your references are out of control. Everyone knows that.

[@thesuccessfulone]

Jorts! They're just like us! Who needs 'em! *We all have 'em!*

[@gogo_crunchy8926]

Since its getting a little warmer in Europe i am actually wearing jorts right now

[@streetst4610]

inspiring 10/10 banger comment

[@Iibuli]

I cried when Nathan froze after ”The thing is…” 😂 The most dramatic pause of all time

[@MoteMayhaps]

"Pissonal computer" broke me, thank you. I needed that laugh.

[@twilights4m]

I go to the same coffee shop twice a week every week, and the staff know me, know my order, know that my order is different on a thursday than it is on a Saturday, know which reusable cup is mine, and which is my mum's - they're all really cool, I love it honestly

[@LostApotheosis]

I started crocheting twice a week at a poke place near my house. Ive been doing it for long enough that the employees pay me to make birthday gifts and stuff for their friends. Its really nice. They let me stick around for hours. Being a regular at a place is one of the best choices I ever made.

[@peasaladdeluxe6392]

@@LostApotheosis Being a regular at a place where the same people work at every time is an amazing choice to make. Its nice

[@michaelbarry6575]

I used to go to a Dunkin Donuts at the train station I used every day. I always got the same coffee, but would change up the donut from time to time. What was cool was that each employee had a different idea of what my regular donut was, but they were all good choices, so my donut would depend on who was working the register that day. It was pretty nice.

[@nicholewarren4229]

Me, taking TWO edibles as this started: ah, nice background noise to craft to! Me at 26:45 eyes completely bloodshot: yes, my peepers are zooted

[@thegoblin.youknowtheone.7051]

1:42:34 “Karina, is herlock sholmes a himbo?” “No his tits aren’t big enough” This took me OUT

[@DreamWizardMedia]

When I started watching Drawfee a few months ago: "Nathan is the one who reins them in when they get too crazy." Me now: "Ah. I see."

[@sosukelele]

They have an interesting dynamic, because on their own they're too responsible to go all out, but with a full crew they keep each other in check. Three is therefore the most chaotic number

[@jonathanjernigan3865]

@@sosukelele Three is utter depravity and nonsense, and then each pair has a very different vibe with wildly varying levels of chaos

[@FaeFemboi]

0:00 - Pre-art riffing 2:39 - Crowdsourcing the tweet 9:23 - The Mug revelation 11:36 - Nathan draws Squirtle in Jorts 20:42 - Jacob refuses to draw ANYTHING in Jorts 22:42 - Jacob draws Luigi in Jorts 42:00 - Nice 42:27 - Karina draws Beastars in Jorts 1:26:08 - Nathan draws Hercule Poirot in Jorts 1:47:46 - Jacob draws Yorik Jorts New Squat 2:00:55 - Porfo arrives

[@torgor_]

my eternal thanks for some description of each timestamp

[@OhNoBohNo]

Jacob: "I refuse to draw anyone in jorts" [The Gang Draws Luigi in Jorts]

[@_hurm_]

I love this! I put them on to fall asleep too so I don’t always make it to the end but this comment encapsulates why I love them so much! Pure innocent madness! I fall asleep smiling every night!

[@springydingy1]

17:42 Peepis the Peepoo Ceepoo

[@ValentineVampyre]

I had a similar experience to being recognized as a regular at a place, but potentially even more embarrassing: one time, i was deep-cleaning my apartment and because I was so busy, ordered postmates twice in one day. and the same driver delivered it both times (back in the days before no-contact delivery). which wouldn't have been that bad in and of itself, except I ordered from the same restaurant both times.... which was in fact Taco Bell. i made the same guy TWICE drive food to me from a taco bell that was like 3 minutes from my house IN THE SAME DAY and he DID notice and he DID laugh at me

[@G30R6E93]

reading this, every word I'm like "oh that's bad but it can't... Oh ok well yeah that's bad but it c... But it ca... B- NOOOOOOOOOO"

[@yumberry97]

RIP my fellow Zoe

[@sosukelele]

My deepest condolences for your misfortune, but... you reap what you sow, twice Taco Bell Zoë

[@arthomancy]

As a Poirot fan who has never heard anyone talk about it before, Nathan’s Poirot discussions bring me so much joy

[@erikaiverson4122]

If Julia was there, she would have pointed out that gentlemen didn’t wear shorts in Poirot’s day, but I kind of enjoyed the wild speculation about whether his legs were hairy or not.

[@amandafriemel2103]

Same 🫶🏻

[@truespectros]

THANK YOU! I thought Nathan was saying Farrow, not Poirot. I send like 30 minutes trying to figure out what Farrow was before looking at the comments. You're a life saver

[@n_jayne]

"How close to zooted are everyone's peepers?" ended me, thanks Nathan.

[@lektik2941]

Whenever I have the "You're back in school" dreams, I usually panic trying to figure out where my next class is. Then I end up going to the bathroom which is always an infinite maze of stalls and porcelain tiled walls.

[@scarcat2469]

Karina: “Nobody wants Buff Lucario” That’s not true and you know it better than anybody Karina

[@chairkun3095]

As much as I love the energy Julia gives to Drawfee, the other three have a very interesting chemistry when she's not there to control them.

[@flurglhinge3051]

I wouldn't characterise Julia as exerting a great deal of control, but I agree that they're differently chaotic when she's not there

[@edcrichton9457]

Control? Julia is the ringleader in this circus of the absurd.

[@Lucarioguild7]

@@flurglhinge3051 If anything the non Nathan streams are the most unhinged, but any combo of hosts is great

[@codename-pi]

the usual streams are chaotic neutral, and it turns into chaotic evil without julia

[@mononoke_hime_ham]

Someone somewhere has given titles to the different energies of the various trios, e.g., “Anarchy Night In The Ladies Jurisdiction” is for Julia/Karina/Nathan

[@pocketusagi]

bless drawfee for making my day a little better. my peepers are pretty zooted now

[@DraemoraH]

Dwawfee is, indeed, a reprehensible word

[@mog1755]

But consider: dwawfwee

[@basementdwellercosplay]

As someone raised watching poirot, I never thought I'd see a day were someone would draw him squatting in jorts... I don't know how I feel about it (Edit: I decided to be pleased by it)

[@CJWproductions]

I'm so excited to see this

[@s_napps]

Grateful

[@annemcintyre9620]

He would Murder everyone involved and get away with it

[@cyberscraps]

jacob and karinas walls are so similar in color that for the briefest of moments my silly little brain thought their two windows were connected

[@Feyraligatr]

hey, same! lol brain went 'when did Jacob get a Yugi?'

[@wompus_king]

Wait. Julia isn’t immediately visible and Jacob wants to draw? Is this a FEUD??!!

[@tuesdaywithanh]

This is real and true interpersonal drama, they are beefing

[@null2010]

They are super mega beefing and they hate eachother

[@DeirdreMooMoo]

Today's episode didn't have a Julia therefore she has been kicked out of the apartment and banished.

[@roxxram9151]

Jacob finally ate Julia, she's in his belly and he refuses to let her out.

[@null2010]

@@roxxram9151 vore

[@recurvestickerdragon]

We should make a Drawfee-only tvtropes style thing, where we can have a page for Jorts that lists off all the times it's come up in eps, streams, etc

[@em01455]

Agreed

[@RadishTheFool]

There's a Drawfee Fandom site, which has entries on Drawfee tropes and the episodes they're in. I found it because I was looking for more info on the Jacob Horse. There doesn't seem to be a Jorts entry yet, so here's your chance to get things started.

[@streetst4610]

YESSSSS

[@rayjacobs9520]

My favorite part of every stream vod is going back and finding the tweet

[@sweetsarah99]

i love hearing jacob say he wont draw anyone in jorts in the beginning of the stream when the stream name is jorts for everyone😭

[@BelleFlower15]

I love to hear Nathan talk about the things he likes. Most of the time they're not things that I would be interested in normally, but he just always has cool facts and tells fun stories about them.

[@prettyflyforacompsci7725]

That "Don't Google" is the "Don't Google" of someone who googled.

[@jillcipher1260]

I keep forgetting that drawings dont just magically fade into a finished version on streams

[@elizabethgatchell4546]

I thought Jacob was gonna say “Be gays” at the beginning and I wheezed so hard

[@crankycat3026]

Squat Poirot in Jorts with a Hastings tattoo was a precious gift and I thank Nathan and chat for making it happen.

[@FoxtrotMouse]

I was a little disappointed that no Jort demons appeared. Also, Jortstars is making me question things about things.

[@andrewfleenor7459]

Is this a drawfee thing I missed, or is that what you call it when you get blood on the jorts while you're making them?

[@ValentineVampyre]

I'm sometimes grateful for my very terrible memory - it's only been like 10 days and I already forgot everything that happened during this stream so now I get to relive Squenis like it's the first time

[@TheDraykon]

I totally know what Karina means about the anxiety of being a regular. If a place starts commenting on how I always go there, I stop going there because I feel like I must go WAY too much. I get you Karina.

[@Lucarioguild7]

Same, its even worse because I used to work in a restaurant and the only thing I thought when I saw regulars was "Hey its that guy again, nice"

[@null2010]

Easy fix: go at different times so you get different workers who don't know your order

[@bikanononono7386]

I get what ur saying but I love having regulars come in! Makes the day go a little quicker and it’s nice knowing that you like the place enough to come back

[@hunterpowers2568]

I know it’s kinda far but between June 15th and 19th I can’t stamp sorry ❤️ 00:00:00 It begins 00:00:16 They have appeared 00:09:25 The mug reveal 00:11:40 The first non mug drawing starts 00:29:08 Jacob deleted his art before this so I’m gonna say this is (The second drawing starts) 00:42:41 The third drawing starts 01:02:34 The second part of the third drawing starts 01:17:27 The third part of the third drawing starts 01:26:59 The fourth drawing starts 01:48:26 The fifth drawing starts 02:00:59 PORF(🦵🦵 imagine if you will this is squatting)

[@wompus_king]

It’s okay. Thanks for all your help in the meantime! I’ll still try to hop on an inform everyone about the inevitable feud.

[@hunterpowers2568]

@@wompus_king ❤️, that’s very kind of you, and I’d appreciate that (don’t stress yourself❤️☹️)

[@emo6577]

You’re a much loved member of the vod-watcher community. Be back soon ❤️

[@hunterpowers2568]

@@emo6577 🥰thank you and I will (I’m glad it isn’t starting now❤️)

[@PangolinMontanari]

I had a 'back in school' dream once but I was actually back in time and in my teenage body, and it was actually cool because I had the confidence and skills of a 30 year old but back in a youthful high school body, I was like "hell yeah let's crush this"

[@sagenicely336]

Once I dreamed about having to turn in my AP summer homework and it had to be done on the computer but in this world, computers hadn’t been invented and I woke up so confused about weather or not computers existed

[@3isyellowfightme_391]

This is the plot of Seventeen Again

[@javagirl98]

1:35:32 is me, foolishly making a comment in the chat under the assumption that no one would actually read it. Rip me. But also how dare anyone judge me. Especially Karina.

[@EverTheFractal]

There's absolutely nothing to be ashamed of and also rip

[@ChoapChoaps]

Fanfic link?? Jkjk

[@russelljohnson7004]

"Jorts Luigi is a sexual beast."

[@casualarson9248]

As a child I wore many a jort. This stream was sure something wasn't it, when Quirky Mom(Julia) is gone, the energy sure does do a thing.

[@littlemidgetkitten1627]

I remember this tweet and I immediately thought “oh Julia’s sitting out I guess”

[@DansBoringChannel]

I fell asleep watching this stream and dreamnt that I was in a restaurant with Nathan, Jacob and Karina and every time I said something they would just ignore me and continue talking between themselves, because my subconscious was utilising the stream audio. And I was just like "Damn, I'm really ballsing this up. They really don't like me."

[@FullMetalMakubeX]

I have this dream frequently because I use the streams to fall asleep all the time. I also sleeptalk, so when I wake up, it's usually because I'm yelling at them about how rude they are to me irl.

[@Matthews_CornerYT]

Ok... That Beastars drawing is giving me life right now.

[@crow2616]

Drawfin' starts immediately I hope one day you can wake up grateful that you did, and fall asleep with the last thoughts in your head being happy instead of stressful. 💖💖💖

[@wompus_king]

And ONLY one day. Ever. And then never again.

[@crow2616]

@@wompus_king 😟 oh-

[@noctembra]

Needed this *bad* today, thank you

[@justalittlebee]

💖

[@Kelarys]

Don't mind me, I'm just casually watching this from the future to prove that sometimes you CAN go back

[@OliviaSNava]

My peepers were fully zooted by the end of Jacob's drawing

[@wombatconrad]

Nathan really is so pretty, his smile is so infectious.

[@gideonapollob]

I said "don't google" the exact same time when Karina said "don't google" to buff Lucario and buff Squirtle.

[@chiax5757]

i had an aneurysm seeing the thumbnail then realized what channel it was

[@7ris7an.]

i didn't even question it, i've become so used to their shenanigans that i didn't think anything of it until seeing this comment and i don't think that's any better honestly...

[@NBEEALEX]

Buff lucario....? Karina, with genuine concern, "DON'T GOOGLE THAT!!" A person speaking from experience and trama

[@chiapia]

'toxic ships wiki' sounds like a HORRENDOUS time . thats exactly why i need to see it did it ever actually exist

[@StraveTube]

I'm only at 17:50 and I've hit "peepis the peepoo ceepoo" and I think my brain has completely dissolved.

[@jamesbuckingham9752]

Since Squirtle is just turtle I assume his penis is like most reptiles and is retracted into his sheath until needed, although many reptiles (and birds) pee and poop at the same time, this is called venting. So it's entirely possible Squirtle doesn't pee

[@megastormy497]

Are you saying there is a chance that since York poops and pees at the same time… he is a reptile?

[@jamesbuckingham9752]

@@megastormy497 it's highly likely, he could also be a bird

[@sarahsant6248]

Squirtle is also a squirrel, though, which also have a retractable(ish) penis

[@iancossman303]

I was desperately waiting for Jortortle to manifest

[@erikrinard]

I was just thinking about the word "jorts" this morning. It might have been prompted by seeing a guy in jeggings at the train station today...

[@HotCalicocoa]

Nathan I love this Hercule Poirot so much. So so much. I love that weird little man with every fiber of my being and yours is my favorite.

[@Lucarioguild7]

Wow Nathan didn't go to the car wash donut place with Jacob? Sounds like they were feuding to me.

[@eternallymortal1929]

I feel so honored cause I suggested squirtle with jorts for this steam! I mean, I can't prove it, so you don't have to believe me. But, to answer Nathan's question, I'm delighted with where the conversation went! :-D

[@The10renren10]

It was deeply concerning that with in the 20 minutes they started talking about turtle dong.

[@angelrravelor]

Guys, as a Venezuelan, I’m proud of your love for arepas, I love you guys. 🫓🇻🇪

[@johnnyshortfor]

I WOULD put my bones back where they're supposed to be, but then my chiropractor starts yelling at me about "alignment of your vertebrae should not do that" and "why did you lift that when your shoulders are so hypermobile" and "how is your SKULL doing that"

[@shutterzero]

Nathan,,, my bestie,,, my birthday twin,,, and now my fellow Poirot enjoyer ♥️♥️♥️ i legit have a Poirot tattoo!! also i’m watching this on the 3 month anniversary of my dad’s death, and my dad was the one to get me into Poirot, and i wish so much i could show him Nathan’s Poirot squat bcs it’s so good and funny :’)

[@ahhhhzima]

My god this stream just immediately launches into chaos. I love it.

[@SilverSword6]

Jacob comparing the hour & a half Poirot episodes to a movie & sounding very daunted (?) seemed very funny considering this stream is even longer.

[@inacityalone]

always such a freakin delight watching karina draw. it's been years n i still can't get over how much i love her style

[@obnoxiouspriest]

Jacob knows how to spot slav squat.

[@bonesofeao3968]

Nathans mug looks like a DC villain

[@bennusmagnus5277]

Which DC villain looks like an orc?

[@Atiri]

I used to work near a Five Guys and would get the same thing every time I went. one time I went in and the same person as the day before was working the counter and just looked at me and said "same thing as yesterday?". my spirit vacated my body and I didn't go back there for a month

[@MisterTingles]

he like the jort. but he also... is the jort?!

[@Dinomater_]

I'm so anxious and I can't sleep, because I'm having an important exam tomorrow. This is genuinely making me feel better. Thank you

[@gunneryx]

Hope your exam went well!

[@Baby_boodle]

I clicked on this video almost entirely for jorts Legoshi

[@tamiruiz2766]

I have got to stop watching drawfee while working out because I keep falling off my workout equipment from laughing so hard

[@sierragreen1537]

If anyone ever sees this comment. Pexels is actually nice for free stock photos and videos. I used it a lot for compositing projects when I was in school.

[@meme2912]

While not back by anything, I think the Pokémon are in a suspended animation type state in the poke ball. So they don’t pee in the ball... that would be very messy very quickly if they are in relative time

[@CJWproductions]

Counterpoint: pee is stored in the PokeBalls

[@HAVgiraffe]

49:09 Nathan's internet goes out. 49:30 Nathan's return.

[@benjamindebo9283]

"York in Jorts" -Swedish Chef and Natham

[@Gunthersby]

Even as I type, I struggle to both enjoy the video and NOT repeatedly think "Wallum DaWuigi", every time I return my attention to the video this is all what echoes within

[@Kvalln]

"so...it's dwawfee...with a W." "yeah" "that's just disgusting to look at"

[@Mattimus-cc7ge]

"Toucanes live in the jungle" made my phone shut off. 😂😂💖😂😂

[@mellertid]

Lol, I have a similar dream-style to Jacob's, where I question the narrative, but since brain is not working I can not maintain focus and I am mostly confused. And a bit anxious ("Why can't I make sense of this?!").

[@unvanquishedtruth]

"That's a nice pose. Be a shame if...something happened to it." Art challenge: Person 1 starts drawing a character, at any point before the render person 2 can jump in and alter one thing about the pose, then person 1 has to complete the drawing with the new pose.

[@chuck08113]

Postmodern Dwawfee yea boi.

[@bkdgbasura]

Coincidentally started drawing a character squatting before knowing it would be a key component of this stream

[@portmantologist]

🎵Mama's little baby loves Squirtle in jorts 🎵

[@celestethabest]

Jorts Luigi looks like every hipster white boy in my tinder 😂

[@chaos-goblin]

i am watching all the streams I missed in the background while I play pokemon, you comfort me with your chaos

[@steamengineer6277]

I needed this. I just finished a research defense and I need to unwind

[@noctembra]

Peepoo computer and squinis feels like the exact conversations I had as a kid but I also remember I'm actually 25 still and I love it.

[@armleg]

*Timestamps for Everyone ;)* 3:24 - Smithing the tweet 9:14 - Mug (angular) 11:26 - Squirtle in jorts *[Nathan draw]* 22:53 - Luigi in jorts *[Jacob draw]* 29:04 - Delete your art 42:10 - Beastars jorts *[Karina draw]* 1:26:10 - Poirot in Jorts *[Nathan draw]* 1:47:52 - York jorts *[Jacob draw]*

[@Krolshi]

For a slight second the screen didn't look split, I was so confused why Jacob had a Yugi cut out xD

[@unluckynumber1311]

this is an absolute banger of a stream. you guys have peaked

[@charlotteeo7803]

Lost it at Karina doing a self reflect at 20:06, we all know what she was going to say EDIT: KARINA NOT THE NOTE

[@mimthyss]

Jortstars was so funny lol, love that for them

[@th3mdt]

OTP = One True Poirot

[@bennusmagnus5277]

The beastars drawing made me wonder something. How do animal characters wear clothing without tearing anything? Especially the ones with horns/antlers and tails.

[@justletmedoart2995]

It’s clarified in beastars that deers have special extra stretchy shirts

[@TheBestAsbestos13]

When I write for animal characters everything is a variation of a button-up. For a t-shirt look, the shirt snaps together along one side, so it's basically put on from the side rather than pulled over the head.

[@missseaweed2462]

"Be careful not to get any dirt or bodily fluids on the jeans during this step. Especially blood. You can not get blood on the jeans during this or any step of the process, I cannot stress this enough. The consequences are dire. Do not bleed on the jea-"

[@BitesforNugget]

1:53:52 Well, obviously you aren't a little freak. You're a little Farek.

[@Arkholt2]

You know, usually when someone tweets absolute gibberish you assume they are either drunk, had a stroke, or are a bot. In Drawfee's case, it just means Julia isn't on the stream today.

[@dylanjesus1552]

I wonder how Karina organizes the gif folders.