"Josh is single. He and Courtney can be together now" Sobbing meltdown Queen Cobra stream

[@Frankieb_22]

Imagine being 40 years old crying in a hoarder room about king cobra

[@daynasafranek7807]

That’s the bleakest thought … 😂

[@RugsterClaps]

Hell takes many forms. We are looking at but one of them

[@izzyjones7108]

😂😂😂😂 when you put it that way.

[@linalicious415]

That whole house is a total hoarder house

[@nicholassullivan1239]

Got to go bigger picture... Idk wtf happened to her growing up, but she obviously shoulders a LOT of unresolved trauma. Sadly, it's often people who need help the most that will never get the help. So, objectively see a fucked life w/o understanding wtf is going on with these people. If you're fucked from trauma and if there are other factors as well your not likely to make choices that will get u out of the bullshit.

[@marduke45]

remember: jawshy once cheated on stephanie with another girl for a cigarette. not a pack just a cigarette

[@linalicious415]

And the girl was sadly pregnant 😢

[@isaigutierrez1617]

​@@linalicious415and Couch Chris also joined in during that threesome

[@SuperStrik9]

@@linalicious415 and he did it with another dude. tag team back again.🤣

[@ollytropics1735]

He gave her a ciggarette not for a ciggarette

[@caponeboxerx]

ClothedAndCrying can be the rebrand.

[@TheCherri306]

😂😂😂

[@TurtleFootMining]

Best comment yet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@natebentham]

💀💀💀

[@nwerd7584]

shes barely clothed at that point lol

[@heidi.midget9880]

More like dunk and raging

[@Demonkingpicleso]

Courtney is married with kids 😂 she doesn't want Josh

[@nwerd7584]

@@thefrybasket Even as unhinged as gothie was, still a better girl than this monster.

[@rumham7466]

@@nwerd7584he was scared off by Gothie pretty quickly. I have no idea why now he’s putting up with much worse.

[@Demonkingpicleso]

@@thefrybasket snaggletooth is a known troll 😂 Josh caught wind of it lol

[@markjoke3069]

​@@thefrybasket She wanted his fanbase she has 17k subs and 500 viewers on any given stream

[@CrystalmarieGrz]

@@thefrybasket😂

[@cadavher]

She constantly says shes ugly and knows it, but when Josh said to her in that one stream "this is why you dont have friends", she goes on a rant that no one wanted to be her friend because she was hot.

[@jessicabellone913]

Lmao I know! When I heard that I was like WTF?!

[@TheVAULTofHORROR]

I think that was some twisted schizo version of what really happened. People dropped her when she started acting like a drunken slut.

[@HarryToeface]

Because she's a habitual liar. She snakes around her own lies to make it seem like she either knows wtf she's talking about or she has something in common with the person she's talking to/about. She also says things about people that she did HERSELF to deflect the things SHE DID onto other people. She's the lowest I've ever seen in a person that I can remember.

[@ghostface4250]

​@@HarryToefaceshe's basically the "female" version of cyraxx

[@nati_kay]

Idk how josh can put up with her. He claims he hates sickos but yet she is constantly speaking of incest it’s so gross.. what women talks like that😬

[@voiox]

He can't break up because in his mind then the trolls win.

[@CrystalmarieGrz]

Women do not talk like that. It’s one of the many ways we can tell who the lolcows are.

[@chromegnats]

Her fixation on incest is disturbing to be sure. Have said this many times but she is, without question, the most despicable person I have came across online. Which is truly saying something considering the literal mountain of “lolcows” I have seen throughout the years. Truly terrible person and Josh doesn’t realize just how dangerous allowing her into his life actually is. I realize a lot of his audience wants to see him crash and burn and thinks he deserves the worst but I’m not one of those people. Josh has spiraled over the years and it’s become increasingly tough to have empathy for him but I still do… at the very least when it comes to this disgustingly heinous psychopath. Truly hope he continues to push her away and this arc ends sooner than later. She isn’t even fun to hate watch. Vile and just truly unbearable.

[@KaptainBadAss]

​@@chromegnatswell said. 100% agree with pretty much everything you've said here.

[@Gunkwave]

Projection

[@KodiaxeMusic]

Jessica: *having a projection based meltdown* Josh: 🦀🦵

[@magicvampirelver1321]

😂😂

[@michellewaclawski4561]

My favorite part about all this is that we did the interview with Courtney. He said Jessica won’t care. She’s fine with me having female friends and doing his interview. Now she’s having fucking meltdowns because he did some little interview. 😂😂😂👌👌

[@nwerd7584]

Even the comments about her not needing to be talked to like a child, Cobras making a lot of assumptions and I guess its because he wants to believe this was a good choice. Hes assuming normal people things. No BPD Bi-Polar things he wouldnt even understand as someone with a different type of disability.

[@emilylogan2379]

T*tties out cryin level meltdown

[@inkedskindeep9941]

he never gives her full attention womp womp.

[@High3rThanNASA]

She also said she wouldn't get mad at him watching cam girls.. Then he gets busted watching it, and she freaks out like a banshee. 😂

[@daynasafranek7807]

She shouldn’t act like a child, then.

[@drhambone1598]

Excellent documentary on untreated mental illness

[@Beatrix1111]

And, drug addiction.

[@caponeboxerx]

That tactical soap is bringing all the gorls to the yard.

[@Pigsawjanet]

And they’re like oooh that gothic lord smells damn good.

[@caponeboxerx]

@@Pigsawjanet 😂😂 excellent marketing tactic from tactical soap

[@drmwpn]

"Tactical Soap: Wear it and you'll be fighting off so many 1s and 0s you'll swear you're in the actual War Against the Machines."

[@nwerd7584]

Maybe thats why Dr Squatch is at wal mart and tactical soap isnt. lol

[@CrystalmarieGrz]

😂

[@HowBoutNoHo]

My mom would drag me out of a running shower by my hair if she heard me wailing like that. Dead ass... drag my whole adult body through the entire house onto the front porch, call the cops, and then sue me for the water bill.

[@mikeferris8013]

Sometimes I feel bad for Jessica, because she quite clearly needs a lot of help, but my god, she makes it really easy to not care.

[@inkedskindeep9941]

since she never does anything wrong, she technically doesn't need any help. even if she had catered therapy, she'd just scream "what have I ever done to you??"

[@chemistryofquestionablequa6252]

I’m at the point where I actively wish for the worst for her.

[@High3rThanNASA]

Don't. She deserves it all.

[@Polly_Jean]

Well, you can feel bad for someone, and find them annoying, both at the same time

[@Smashley1]

WHY?! 😂 I feel bad for a lot of people but Jessica is NOWHERE on that list. Cobes- I feel bad for him because it is going to be IMPOSSIBLE to rid himself of her. This bish is definitely a life ruiner.

[@nwerd7584]

shes so toxic to everyone in her life, continues to challenge the world then plays victim when the ball is pushed back on her side. Rinse and Repeat.

[@MyriamRichardsdotter]

He'll keep taking her back to "own the trolls". Pathetic.

[@at0micwerew0lf]

WHAT'D I DOOOOO TOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOUUUUU!?!?!?!?

[@steezydan8543]

@@at0micwerew0lfJoshieeeee JOSHIEEE!!!!

[@fnsshehrbvfgyssbvvsmmmdjjd4611]

@@steezydan8543 JOSHIE?!? 👹👹👹

[@CrystalmarieGrz]

@@MyriamRichardsdotter so true. But I’m not even sure Josh is aware they broke up.

[@MrBobchat]

Just think there are people in the world with bombs dropping on their heads, people sifting through rubble right now picking out parts of relatives children and parents. There are people in corrupt countries in prison facing death, there are people dying of hideous incurable diseases.... But she's much worse off because no one will say she's pretty. Shit, I didn't realise she had it so tough. Poor woman.

[@DeepFriedHallelujah]

That’s some real perspective you dropped. Fortunate for Jessica she is impervious to reality bc her victimhood cannot be challenged or her physical form will collapse and the 5,000 mentally ill spiders that animate her rotting flesh would scurry into the shadows from whence they came.

[@susan4912]

And no one gives her money!! Like come on guys she deserves money!

[@nomadkat6836]

She's a horrorcow and doesn't give a poop about anyone else nor do the other cows they just pretend

[@Ilene.s]

I would accept another 6 years of a dry spell rather than touch that mess. C'mon Jawshy, was it really worth it? My last words on the subject - fishnets fishnets fishnets

[@bigbadsteven]

THE FISHNETS THE FISHNETS THE FISHNETS THE FISH!

[@nwerd7584]

Shes basically stuck in her own version of the Josh loop.

[@penelope-oe2vr]

Toxic loop.

[@LadyandtheScamp4Ever]

I speak BPD (my sister has it) she wants him to compliment her all on his own without her having to ask. She needs constant reassurance from her partner because she’s got no self esteem. If she has to ask him to compliment her, she thinks it’s meaningless. Everyone wants to hear nice things about themselves from the person they love. She compliments him all the time.

[@juanvaldez5422]

It’s APD with a comorbidity of BPD

[@Arahsure]

Missed the eclipse to sit in a tub with the water on?😂 Isnt she soooo quirky and fun. She is A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE person.

[@daynasafranek7807]

She probably thought it was a ‘Mitsubishi Eclipse’ that people were talking about and decided to just take a two hour bath instead.

[@Arahsure]

@@daynasafranek7807 😂 2? Are ya nuts? She only puts her face mask on in the 3rd hour! "I'M WAASSSHING MY FAAACE!"🥴

[@LadyMaverick79]

Yes she is a very horrible person and yet all I see is a seriously disturbed mentally ill woman and I can't help but wonder if she was properly treated for it if she would be more "normal"? But in this state yes she's very unstable...

[@SneezyKeegz]

Lol, why, out of all the things Jessica does, you say she's a terrible person for missing an eclipse for her weird bath thing. I don't think opting out of the eclipse for a weird hobby is a bad thing. It's literally everything else she does.

[@Arahsure]

@@SneezyKeegz I never said missing the eclipse made her a terrible person?...like you said it's her whole demeanor that's terrible...

[@RC__1207]

After her "when I disappear from everything please don't come looking for me" speech in the background you can hear the same Björk song that Ricardo Lopez played just before he "offed" himself. That's unsettling...

[@Johnchinga69420]

Lmao I showed my girlfriend that. Telling her how crazy that same song was playing as she was talking about offing herself. The only times I’ve ever heard that song was with someone wanting to kill themselves 😅

[@meredithgrubb4497]

I think this woman I too selfish to do ever do that.

[@chromegnats]

@@meredithgrubb4497absolutely agree.

[@pickleman4876]

Josh and Jessica have no business whatsoever being together. She's so mentally unwell that she gets angry at him over her own delusions, and while Josh isn't all that well off himself, she's going to drain every good thing left about him until it's gone. When I see them together, I always think of this quote: "A love made to lick each other's wounds; how unsightly."

[@justrees4929]

She has yet to learn that thoughts and feelings aren't facts. Thoughts are thoughts. Feelings are feelings. Just because you think or feel something doesn't make it factual. Seems simple af, but for some people it's a HUGE eye opening concept. Speaking from experience. I don't think she'll ever allow herself to get the therapy she needs. She's too stuck in the poor me, I'm a victim bs.

[@inkedskindeep9941]

I get alot of sid & Nancy vibes from them & we all know how that ended.

[@inkedskindeep9941]

​@@justrees4929and she'll never accept the notion of "its okay to be wrong." that concept would give her a stroke.

[@captainpugwash7174]

​@@justrees4929I honestly think she is to ingrained in her misery and negative ways to get fixed at 40.

[@High3rThanNASA]

There's still good parts of Josh? 😂 Please. That completely diminished over the past year. There's nothing left, and it only gets worse by the day. I know tens of thousands of ppl would agree.

[@sillygoose6455]

There's a part people are missing. Fangirl Kate was in the chat and when Josh entered, she started posting his merch links. He commented 'cheers Kate' and eventually NAL saw it. She then started going "oh Joshy, I had merch ideas too...", clearly jealous. In her drunken spiral I think she banned Kate and then started going off about Courtney. It's insecurity and Josh apparently doesn't have the capacity to reciprocate whatever level of affection NAL is putting out. They both need to run from each other.

[@CAVEMANsean]

I hope so her mods are insufferable deleting comments all day because they want to be close to her. Buddy trolls are so cringe

[@TheVAULTofHORROR]

​​​​​​​@@CAVEMANseanlike 10 years ago I was a buddy troll to Chris Chan until he banned me from his sonic the hedgehog Facebook group for telling him that Sega can give Sonic any color arms they want. This was during his "Sonic doesn't have blue arms" saga and made a fb group about it to protest while simultaneously replacing all of the game covers at Gamestop with new ones he made up with Sonic's old arms. That was when he maced the GameStop employee 😂

[@Davidpostingshid]

@@TheVAULTofHORRORI hope you’re doing something with your time now

[@TheVAULTofHORROR]

@@Davidpostingshid I quit FB 5 years ago. What's it to you?

[@rumham7466]

She goes on and on crying about not being good enough and not getting attention. And then when he calls says he’s “basically harassing me at this point because I know I’m not good enough” and how she’s not answering. Yowza

[@nwerd7584]

From my experience LOTS of women going in to their 30s and 40s act like this. But im experiencing it less commonly in gen z women, the normal ones. Not the ones using the male bathroom. I work in retail and it seems like an absurd number of the first thing. Im not sure what specifically it is, the drugs, the mental health. the entitlement. but its something that Gen Z has less of at least in my area.

[@CWCvilleCop]

@@nwerd7584 I seriously don't get it, either. Was it feminism? I know it made a lot of women I know like that, but some of them just kind of did that on their own. But it does seem to be specific to this age range. Don't understand why they can't just be normal and chill like everyone else.

[@quinrosee]

@@CWCvilleCopit’s rampant mental illness and perimenopause/menopause

[@daynasafranek7807]

Mixed messages! Can you imagine her at the Home Depot? “We don’t have that; it’s on aisle four”.,. 😂

[@OOhlUkaTmEImGanSTa]

​@@nwerd7584 I think it's because most of the "normal" ones in their 30's and 40's are either already in a long standing relationships or not interested in dating. There is a smaller percentage of people (men and woman) that are seeking partnership at that age who are stable and only single because of unlucky circumstances. I'm a woman who had to start dating in my early 30's again....and it's rough out there 😂 I was lucky enough to find a genuinely good man my age, but both of us did a ton of work on ourselves first before we met each other and had no baggage (like previous children, debt, clingy exes, untreated mental illness etc)

[@jessicajingle8012]

I unironically am jealous of the purple pyrex she gave Josh.

[@WeSliceFoolsUpAndShootClowns]

You want that Cibra chowder all up in yo mouth 👄

[@HandsomePutin]

"I can't wait for your kids to be bullied." 😂 This lady is the best, she gets better every day........

[@LuisaD93]

Anyone who continues to support her after the vile things she’s said about messica’s children, the Craigslist ad she took out to be vindictive against a minor and cause her harm in 2016, and the way she consistently wishes harm and physical deformities on not of age individuals are not very good individuals themselves. People are paying attention to who’s still subbed and who’s still sending her $$ and I would caution y’all to be careful because I suspect you’re all going to eventually start receiving backlash from all this yourselves. It’s inevitable. As for the Craigslist saga. There’s only one Jessica Boyle from W Virginia who worked for Home Depot during that time period. Josh nor she can deny or make excuses for that. For someone who dislikes sickos so much , if he continues to support her after this came to light then he’s a fraud!

[@kali-wolf]

​@@LuisaD93 Josh has always been this way. He will either ignore the Craigslist thing, or pretend it never happened, or say the trolls made it up. He doesn't care if the excuse makes sense or not, he'll say it anyway. In a pre-recorded video there's no-one to challenge him. In a live, he just ignores the comments. In a panel (eg: Courtney) he silences them and/or threatens to leave. He runs from reality and "the trolls" are his safety blanket. All you can do is watch the trainwreck-in-progress 🤷‍♂

[@daynasafranek7807]

She’ll be the ones who are bullying the kids…, the more defenseless, the better!!! She’s just mean spirited

[@Arahsure]

@@LuisaD93 Was it messicas children she bullied a few years back or was that just a different example of her being an awful person?🤔

[@Arahsure]

@@LuisaD93 I hate that her surname is "Boyle" it sounds like it could be Irish...(Maybe Scottish) If it's Irish we reject her heritage. It's decided.🥴 Attempted jokes aside I think I have to dip from the verse for a while...I see a bad end coming for them if Papa Nips doesn't intervene..Clunt can't see her video from last night near his (the state said this) autistic, delusional , drug addicted regarded son? That is neglect imo.

[@georgia19801]

The funniest part of stream was when Josh finally entered the chat and told her to stop being melodramatic and that he was busy cooking crab legs 😂

[@nevermindxdp]

I swear I just finished catching up on the Cobra universe with your videos, I close the last one, refresh the page to your channel and a new video is there. Damn sir. Willo! Working hard

[@sheboulevard]

Not really work, editing others content, but doing it clearly for the money so who can blame him, someone might as well.

[@meredithgrubb4497]

​@@sheboulevardit's a reaction channel. They r a thing.

[@MarksmansBeast2]

@@sheboulevardhe makes a living following lol cows around

[@hittherandomizer9254]

All this is missing is Jawshie standing in the background yelling: "Siri, put phone on do not disturb" and you have the most regarded orchestra ever made.

[@lallaromana2]

Peep the book next to her, "Flowers in the Attic." Wow... Cobes better hide!

[@captainpugwash7174]

A troll sent her that because she dosnt stop talking about incest.

[@magicvampirelver1321]

That was a good movie tho😂😂 lmao

[@nonprofitgirl]

VC Andrews would be horrified.

[@Jvit17]

The vibrating, spam texting and long ass phone ringing was brutal to listen too on headphones .. all while she has a meltdown. What the F was that!?!? So much noise

[@Arahsure]

Yeah....too much imo. It's not like she said anything different or anything...

[@pastelpirate9906]

She's absolutely insane...I really hope Josh runs for the hills.

[@Arahsure]

The only reason I'm hoping he does is for the both of them. You seen what she started smacking herself cos Jourdy used his skillet....I really think this could end up with either 1 of them ending up with an injury, apart from that Cobes has made his bed now...I don't wish any harm to come to either of them but I'll tell you what, it's crazy how Jawwwshie found the one *thing* on the internet to make HIM look like the normal one?😂

[@HalfBackCrack]

Joshy is going to let her ruin his life to own the trolls.

[@Fractal_blip]

I hope they stay together. These ppl are lolcows and need to serve us content. Joshy isnt gonna last too much longer anyway.

[@JRWeez]

Nah your a trole dood!! 😂😂😂 itd be totally horrible if he stayed with her and his smug self laid in the bed he made.... yep really horrible... 😂😂😂

[@inkedskindeep9941]

he can't because the trolls will win. and we can have troll victory now can we.

[@notavailabletilltomorrow]

Courtney has a beautiful family already, something Jessica will never had. Courtney, ironically, also rescues cats! And doesn’t beat them.

[@butttrumpet698]

She smokes cigarettes 😢☹️😔🤧

[@GeneTickles]

Courtney is awful it’s just that Jessica is next level terrible.

[@SindyJ37]

Ugh when Jessica grabbed that sweet orange tabby so roughly was alarming

[@daynasafranek7807]

That is why she’s so jealous. She’s pushing 40 and wants to try to make us think she’s a hot commodity and that she is potentially pregnant as though she were still 16…. Her standards are “Josh”, low …. How can she lower her standards?? If he thinks that old alley cat is ever pregnant… he needs to open a biology book . I could see Jessica pulling a faux pregnancy that suddenly “miscarries “, right after she moves in. He should know that if no other man before him wanted her, and she’s this unpleasant in this stage of their relationship, to run !!!

[@andreah1104]

​@@daynasafranek7807I think you need to open a biology book if you seriously think that women in their 40s can't get pregnant

[@CrystalmarieGrz]

Perhaps all that time soaking is aging her. You have to drink the water to prevent wrinkles not soak in it.

[@coltonmason8290]

That's what I was saying yesterday! Like your skin isn't meant to be drenched 8 hours a day.

[@maryhirsch863]

She looks 20 years older,than her actual age

[@Havesomecake]

Why would she get a sea breeze bath bomb when she already smells like surf and turf🐟🐟🐟🐟

[@JennyBenFoldsFan421]

According to cobes she also smells like Wendy’s…

[@Havesomecake]

@@JennyBenFoldsFan421 🤮

[@cwatson42785]

​@@JennyBenFoldsFan421Coincidentally they also sell a fish sandwich....

[@DeepFriedHallelujah]

Idk why I originally read that as snurf and burf. What an unsettling yet accurate pair of non-words

[@sunniedaze7901]

Wafting low tide.

[@dontstarepleasek]

Jessica doesn’t soak in the tub she marinates. She really needs to find a hobby

[@colddeadwitch]

Her hobby is duster and lingering in her parents home.

[@inkedskindeep9941]

and not run up her parents water bill.

[@colddeadwitch]

I like how Susan hates my comments but allows people like NAL on the platform to continue to abuse animals and her parents. GESTAPOTUBE TMDWU

[@daynasafranek7807]

Maybe a stint in a mental health focused rehab might help her.

[@inkedskindeep9941]

@@daynasafranek7807 it wouldn't. she can do no wrong & it's everyone else's fault. people with this victim mentality are beyond help. she's literally a lost cause.

[@DogFish-NZ]

crab legs > Jennifer I agree , TMDWU 🦀

[@inkedskindeep9941]

smells like crab legs & wendys

[@Smashley1]

What does TMDWU mean?! I’ve seen it for ages but just assumed it was some hip lingo that I’m too old to understand- I just tried to google it and since the Cobes Reddit is gone none of the links are working 😂 HALP this little old lady understand what is happening sometimes 😂

[@goromajima3228]

@@Smashley1 That's Most Definitely What's Up. its one of josh's favorite things to say

[@tiiaa1]

Wow! She is one of the biggest MANIPULATORS I have seen on KZbin in a long time. “0h Im so ugly”, “Nobody wants me”, “I’m not his type”, “Boohoooo”. All in the hopes that someone would reach out to Josh and tell him what a hard time she’s having, and how sad she is. Cry me a river.😢😢😢

[@BattleToads]

The fact that Jorb is gloating over some internet drama while his real life is in shambles (losing apartment, GF situation is an apocalypse, excessive brain damage, addiction, poor hygiene, narcissistic parent, etc.), reveals that the boi has absolutely no grasp on reality whatsoever.

[@daynasafranek7807]

That’s because he’s an alcoholic.

[@glamdring723]

@@daynasafranek7807And it's because there are no consequences. He'll never hit rock bottom while his father enables his behaviour and keeps a roof over his head.

[@TheVAULTofHORROR]

He's focusing on moving into a better place, she got the subreddit banned finally, he got laid, and he's almost at 100k subs bc of her. You can tell he's starting to care about her, too. Buying her stuff and calling during meltdowns.. she's here to stay.

[@ZacharyMichael]

her phone repeatedly going off diagnosed me with ASMR

[@WilloDavis]

i was tempted to download that ringtone and figure out how to put it on my iphone

[@nonprofitgirl]

Yup! She’s crazy.

[@Graggle_Gabagool]

NAL is the first person I'd call Explosively Dramatic. I've never seen anyone as easily triggered as her XD

[@DeepFriedHallelujah]

I have but they were all homeless. Some would get government housing and be back on the street within a month. Not that all homeless are like her, many are incredible people, just people like her are intolerable and defy even the simplest, most common sense rules and thus nobody will allow them to act like that in their home/property.

[@Graggle_Gabagool]

@@DeepFriedHallelujah I have never even seen anyone like her before, so this is eye opening for me. You learn something new every day :P

[@chrissytorres6546]

She’s clinically insane. 😵‍💫

[@griffiththechad9483]

This Boglette is so ridiculous. Her wailing and squealing would drive a newborn crazy.

[@inkedskindeep9941]

could you imagine her with a newborn child? what if it went colicky & just screamed en mass for days...

[@Smashley1]

There is NO way she could take care of a child. She’s getting wasted alone in her parents house on a Tuesday evening 😂

[@Smashley1]

Oh and NOT ‘smoking’ duster 😂

[@automaticflow975]

That's tuff to do 😂. Never heard tht one

[@automaticflow975]

​@@Smashley1he said it would drive a newborn crazy not she would drive her newborn crazy lol

[@ChristinaFromFlint]

Courtney has been Josh's friend for YEARS AND YEARS. She's been his mod forever too. She is 10ish years older than him, AND is in a LIVE IN RELATIONSHIP. JFC... They are FRIENDS. She shouldnt try to isolate Josh from everyone BUT her; Courtney has his BEST INTERESTS, ALWAYS, at heart.

[@TheSymbiot3Venom]

She’s a buddy troll

[@colddeadwitch]

She's a troll that uses Jorb to get some donos. 😂😂😂 plays that fake friend card haaaaaard.

[@nomadkat6836]

She's been a double agent, buddy troll for years

[@jmess801]

Kinda blows my mind that people think Courtney is genuine. You can tell by her questions she enjoys being involved in lolcow stuff, she talked to cyrax in the past too. She just enjoys self inserting into the troll stuff, and is the definition of a buddy troll, outside of actively doing things to Josh. You can tell by her questioning she’s trying to find out things everyone is wondering lol

[@Villy245]

Beauty isn't the only thing you can receive a compliment for. Maybe if she had literally any other positive qualities, people would have something to compliment her about. She insists on being awful in every way a person can be, then expects people to have something nice to say about her.

[@ADHD_and_Crayons]

Imagine being so dramatically toxic that you constantly complain that your bf with Autism doesn't understand your unrealistic social cues..... cause that tracks

[@megsblue]

I’m so glued to this content and I hate myself for it lol.

[@Parodyofawitch]

But has she tried a toaster bath bomb?!

[@colddeadwitch]

I suggested that and got banned by the DPKR that is her mods.

[@Meowstababy]

I WAS GONNA SAY

[@CrystalmarieGrz]

😂

[@Parodyofawitch]

@@colddeadwitch I’m going to do the same and get banned too, for solidarity and for the sisterhood 🤣 It was on 20 minute sub to chat and watching for 20 minutes wasn’t going to happen, then I forgot to go back because I was playing Minecraft…priorities!

[@colddeadwitch]

@@Parodyofawitch that chat is nothing but gaslighting Jorb trolls and she gave em all mod. They lock it down just like Jorbs chat, only certain ones can say certain things and not be leaned.

[@ThomasMcLaughlin-js7sf]

I always thought demonic possession was just a movie thing but she really is making me question that.

[@ronjonster8330]

Although it is great for the content and has been bringing some laughs I don't think I've ever wanted cobra to succeed and move on to the blonde in fishnet stockings more then at this point

[@Redsback]

This !! I am pulling for Josh more than ever at this point if he was sober he wouldn’t even give Methika a thought

[@colddeadwitch]

Or that bucktooth girl that was making tiktoks about him and he banned her? Wtf are you doing Jorb?!

[@VetriVade]

I love how she gets upset when people ask if they're married when she named her channel queen cobra 😂

[@Johnchinga69420]

She posted a pic of the ring cobra gave her on the wedding finger. Then someone commented “congrats on the engagement” and she pinned that comment to the top. She got a bunch of backlash for it now she wears it on her middle finger lmao. She pushed the rumor

[@JennyBenFoldsFan421]

Jessica is a hot, angry upset self hating self sabotaging mess… She doesn’t need to be in a relationship. She needs to get some counseling or something and become a healthier person… I hope Josh gets away from her… She’s ruining his life I mean damn he got evicted for goodness sake good thing he’s got somewhere to go but still. Ain’t nobody worth putting your personal stability, housing, etc., and the light at risk.

[@invalidbegactivity4424]

She's not hot though. Not even close.

[@Lacelace22]

Merch = a shirt saying "I'm washing my face offfffffffffff" 😂

[@tunaclown]

Jessica is like a semi-aquatic creature that needs to be constantly moist or actively soaking. She needs a timed water-mister for her enclosure.

[@krystalnz]

Please PLEASE can you read audiobooks. I need this in my life. Your voice soothes me!

[@p3talsdotpng]

I have bpd and this reminds me of my frequent breakdowns. I hate how similar it is. I don't Livestream the shit thank fuck tho 💀

[@DovahKiink]

"I want attention" "you're harassing me at this point" pick a struggle girl

[@BOGLUM]

Fresh out the shower edible taken. By the time this vid is over Im hoping to be in another planet. 😭😭

[@brodello9249]

Fresh and ready for the aliens to take you

[@BOGLUM]

@@brodello9249 I hope they do I got a little surprise for them bad boys

[@booognish]

@@BOGLUMthe garlic butter dipping sauce, they don’t have it on their planet

[@BOGLUM]

@@booognish 😭😭😭. No im gonna blow the minds of the aliens with my sweet honey spice cherry choclate mead Cus that’s what’s up KZbin

[@emilylogan2379]

“Did joshy compliment me at all” “I love being ugly” That should be her merch

[@pinklemonegg]

She wears 139lbs worse than anyone i know. I guess it matters what the 139lbs is made of

[@victoryfaction]

Rapid weight loss with no exercise - aerobic or weightbearing - plus rampant substance abuse? It'll make you look extremely skinny fat.

[@AerikVon]

Imagine looking like a swollen bog corpse that was discovered a week later and still thinking that you can put someone through this level of drama…

[@elisea.740]

😂 that is a hell of a description

[@fertlark184]

She went from hyperventilating and crying to passive-aggressive and angry within seconds. It's like turning down a dial. Unreal.

[@CannedShrimp]

bro.... its menopause she's like 2000 years old. why am i the only one to ever bring this up lol

[@Goseakelp]

It’s like having newborns, you gotta sleep when the boglims sleep. I hope you get some rest today! ❤

[@ronjonster8330]

HOLY 💩 I started watching this live stream on Jessica Messic's Channel last night... I fell asleep and then all of a sudden woke up to some psycho sitting in a bathtub squealing at the top of her lungs about being naked and barely using any water or something I don't know it was a squealing mess for at least a half an hour my God my eardrums are exploded

[@BornToRun.]

Thanks! The noises! I know she is sick and needs help…but your comments are hilarious!

[@captainpugwash7174]

She is drunk and needs to stop drinking, first.

[@WilloDavis]

thanks so much! yeah all her gaslighting is scary 😅

[@dustin5730]

My sis inlaw is like this. She's just pain shopping. Dispite what anyone says no matter how positive it will always be woah is me.

[@buffalokids671]

Better not be up all night watch Queen Cobra boy!!

[@missvoorhees7964]

Watching her fake cry and hyperventilate as a manipulation tactic is like watching Nancy from the craft in that also equally insufferable scene. You can tell she watched the movie once and decided that's her entire personality.

[@nomadkat6836]

You're absolutely right 😅

[@neganstains5745]

@15:45: if this isn't a huge slip up and she's admitting to being 45, wanting to have met Cobes when she was 33 is a weirdly specific age to set as her prime.

[@spawnofkings3059]

The whippets In the back kills me lol

[@CNYKnifeNut]

NOT whippets. Whippets are basically safe, especially by comparison.

[@ericpeterson541]

Duster

[@colddeadwitch]

She's blowing her noooooseeee! She didn't do anythinnnnggggg!

[@Day-ZDuke]

@@colddeadwitch”Thank you”

[@HalfBackCrack]

How can a person be that revolting?

[@coltonmason8290]

The way she constantly needs his validation is so unhinged, and if he doesnt give her exactly what she wants she spends hours crying on live calling herself worthless and saying she is going to end herself. Just wow.

[@chromegnats]

Shocked you didn’t know he rapped… before his brain turned into complete much he used to have some savant-like bars. Oddly enough, one of the few things I have seen him be mildly good at over the years.

[@skoomacumberdale9656]

I was actually present during the stream towards the end and the part where she’s just calling the audience trolls was crazy because almost every chat on her stream was supporting her telling her she’s not ugly and that her and cobs should stay together. Jessica will never be satisfied and she’s arguing with herself at this point.

[@dansemcpants]

jessica says "my whole life" more than amber says "not gonna lie"

[@MikaMayhem-no4cr]

I love how the whole time she had this psycho 43 breakdown cobes was boiling crab legs in a vile mixture of butter and alcohol to make a video. He hasn't even called her in 3 days! All the people who were calling was mods and people who got her leaked number. That wasn't joshie calling! Haha

[@Desirose90]

Omg kill me now with the phone ringing and the message notifications

[@maddi.s.kipper]

Guh. She's gone full Shanny For Christ.

[@CrystalmarieGrz]

This is the first time I clicked off a video I was watching to watch this. So hoping he left her over the Home Depot thing.

[@CWCvilleCop]

Here's hoping. What a sicko.

[@colddeadwitch]

Photoshop and editing is very real. Don't believe everything these monetized cats throw out there.

[@CrystalmarieGrz]

@@colddeadwitch you are absolutely correct. But the reviews online have a date stamp and they go in order. So if it’s still available to view on Home Depot reviews it isn’t photoshopped.

[@colddeadwitch]

@@CrystalmarieGrz I made a similar post on another page but I'll simplify. Say I'm said poster, I'm a farmer, I made a troll post in 2016 on Home Depots site, I remember, go back and edit username and edit post. I'm not backing anyone, just stating. If Gollum is a sicko, the truth will come out.

[@CrystalmarieGrz]

@@colddeadwitch ah ok I understand

[@mermaidfromspace]

We can not let her steal his clock tower!

[@kidd7583]

The oh pity me narcissism and extreme self hate is so pathetic

[@acm3047]

to be honest only thing Josh and Jessica have in common is that both drink and get high and it is everyone's problem, not them

[@booognish]

Which does seem to be what makes up a majority of their lives, so it’s worth something. Unfortunately she’s got much more severe mental/emotional disturbances than the goth bog boii, which is what will destroy everything in her life inevitably. Josh is at least a semi-functioning addict.

[@justinjohnson6609]

Bath bomb!? Who would use one of those when you can just sit in your own filth for 4 hours 😂

[@HowBoutNoHo]

I think she always brings up the 6-8 years because her eggs are getting old. And thank Sky God for that.

[@justinfowler5761]

She doesn't even have eggs

[@TheSpuck]

"Two peas in a pod." Sounds like something a sicko would say.

[@SouthernMiss850]

All that bs just bc he didn’t start gushing over her outfit change. That’s so immature. She’s an emotional mess.

[@livingwithpurpose97]

He he he he he he he “what are we giggling?” I GIGGLED

[@Arahsure]

"i had a nice bike last year" riveting stuff.

[@MrDuneedon]

I really like that Pet Shop Boys’ song “What Have I Done To Deserve This,” but Jessica has ruined it for me because I’ll never be able to listen to it again without hearing that high-pitched screaming in my head.

[@TheCosmicDrama]

Imagine wishing peoples kids get bullied. What a horrible person.

[@freyjascats]

"You can break up with me, I don't care." Don't threaten him with a good time.

[@maryhirsch863]

She is so unstable. Scary for anyone that deals with her in anyway.

[@zeroregrets5901]

interesting what she said about hoping children get bullied very interesting.

[@CrystalmarieGrz]

Lmfao I was tricked!?!?! I really thought Josh broke up with her. Damn! Good content thank you.

[@FayoreiRPGMmag]

Willo you're the best also petition for all cats to be indoor cats bring em in also for a bit more context, I think the meltdown apparently started when josh said "cheers" to fangirl kate in nal's chat also the random runescape music got me lol, I'm working on a slayer task in a dungeon while watching, and all of the sudden sea shanty 2 lmaoooo absolutely amazing😂

[@WilloDavis]

oh i was wondering about the “cheers to what” haha

[@thorillathunder7827]

The chaos of the phone call and looping meltdown was a wild ride to try and get through… Better not pause the video, BOY!

[@jackieattackie101]

The constant fucking Do do da DOOT DOOT over her crying is so funny lmaoooooo

[@Amtoro]

"She repeats herself a lot" It must be part of the appeal; Josh also tends repeat himself a lot, especially about those garlic cups.

[@jeff91199]

She's been rejected by every boy she's liked since the fourth grade... her whole life

[@TheVAULTofHORROR]

She's like the crying witch in Left4Dead that screeches when you disturb her sobbing 😂

[@projectfanboy]

NaL is very manipulative, I had a girlfriend like this quite a while ago and she would put herself down to make me keep complementing her and trying to please her.

[@buffalokids671]

Drinks a whole bottle of Skrewball Peanut Butter Whiskey and half of a bottle of vodka…this bih is sooo UNHINGED!!! 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[@notwithoutmyfather9855]

That Joshy is such a heartbreaker.