Jeff Bezos Gets a Strike for Christmas

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Hi Friends. Planning my 2025 tour for the second half of the year. Comment your city 👇

[@Chrissy8-m1i]

Boston MA

[@sarahyassin8888]

@@JoshJohnsonComedy Genevaaaaaaaa 🇨🇭

[@B00sKi08]

Indianapolis, IN

[@vornamenachname1572]

@@JoshJohnsonComedy Berlin, Germany

[@remyb6854]

San Diego CA

[@Ima.Unicorn]

Today, the Amazon delivery guy literally sprinted from his truck to the porches & back, yelling “Happy Holidays” as he passed by me. Young man was stressed. Stop it Amazon.

[@michaelazans6666]

You are right, unfortunatly ity on us to make it Stop... It will never Happen, Same with Amazon... until shit hits the ven...

[@JebusHypocristosX]

Blame yourself for using Amazon.

[@meribelgoldwin]

We have to be the ones that stop it. Stop ordering from them. Stop subscribing to their subscription.

[@moniquebush9317]

​@meribelgoldwin we don't want to stop ordering from them, we want them to treat the employees right. They employ many.

[@JebusHypocristosX]

@@moniquebush9317 If you don't stop ordering they will NEVER change.

[@utteryou]

Josh was so dedicated to getting his gray hoodie before the show 😂 😂 I hope everyone who's reading this has a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 🎅🎄

[@FairlyOddMumma]

Thank You! And a Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to You, too 🎆

[@KillerPorpoise]

Same to you, friend! ❤

[@lllll99999-f]

Merriest of Christmases to you and yours too! Love the Josh bonding : )

[@JustWonderingAloud]

you too!! :)

[@sunnie19]

He was. Great friend. Thank you. 😊 Merry Christmas to you and your family. 🎄🎅 🧑‍🎄

[@leslieg.9213]

I knew it. That hoodie is his superpower. That's where all the jokes are.

[@ItsNessaTho]

Like Samson's hair haha

[@finnbenham]

Best gift I ever bought was actually my mom “helping me” buy a meat grinder for my dad when I was about 8. It was in a thrift store (we were not wealthy) and I wanted it for him because he said he loved ham salad sandwiches and I thought we could make them. So we took the meat grinder home and my mom helped me clean it up really nice, and “I” gave it to my dad, and we made so much ham salad that I then ate for school lunches for so long that I can’t even think about it anymore without feeling sick. Love you dad ♥️

[@DanceintheRaine666]

Aww that is so THOUGHTFUL.

[@raeperonneau4941]

❤

[@miaa.crv29]

🥹🥹 awwwww adorable memories thank you for sharing ur holiday stories

[@reyesy25]

Wholesome story ❤

[@jmsl_910]

this is epically sweet

[@mellyboo513]

I worked at Amazon as a second job during the holiday season loading the semis and I’ll tell u right now … I can see why they went on strike. Period. They would put ONE person on the truck some nights to build the walls AND work the line. Ridiculous. And we only got one 20 min break which includes walking to and from the work spot.

[@karenl.forest7083]

and the break room and bathrooms are 10 minutes away from the worksite.... sooooooo do you really get a 20 minute break???

[@kathymisuraca5047]

​@karenl.forest7083 no you pee your pants on the way to the bathroom to prove you really had to go. Desperately

[@DanceintheRaine666]

My friend worked for Amazon and he ended up SLEEPING in his car in the parking lot as he was too exhausted to drive home. Not ONE NIGHT...EVERY NIGHT. This man was YOUNG, origionally HEALTHY, he had great endurance, strength, intelligence...and that experience...wrecked this young man. I miss him dearly.

[@mermaiddiyartist8119]

😢 that’s horrible

[@keelywilliams1898]

Accurate. I worked the overnight, 12 hour shift for 2 years. Actually wrecked my car driving home from a shift during peak season (holidays) because I fell asleep at the wheel. Talk about I slept in the parking lot quite a lot after that.

[@frankmaurer9152]

Well there goes my amazon orders, but I can do without. I support the workers, keep fighting.

[@kathymisuraca5047]

They were delivering today

[@nirdyberd]

This strike is meant to be impactful because people are still buying, the workers aren't asking for a boycott. You should buy and use the option to have it shipped in as many different boxes as possible. Make amazon feel the effect of the lack of workers

[@philboudreaux9888]

I did that already 😊😊😊 I support the 99%

[@darienford860]

This isn't directly Amazon it is Teamster who they partner with, Jesus some of you guys do no research just believe gossip

[@darienford860]

​@@nirdyberdThat is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You are still putting money in their pockets and this isn't directly Amazon that's protesting its Teamster. It's sad how uninformed people start preaching

[@demial4]

Agreed. Pay the Amazon workers based on how hard they're being worked. The stress and the physical strain must be wearing on them.

[@TruthDefined4life]

It's not a real strike. The workers who are striking don't even work for Amazon.

[@audreymuzingo933]

@@TruthDefined4life 🙄 Yes they are, stfu bot.

[@BrotherMag]

Exactly there "strikers" are teamsters with the union

[@tremarley9648]

If people were paid on how hard they work, kids mining cobalt in the Congo would be billionaires

[@AnnaMariaWolf]

Boycott!

[@sir_vix]

'Oh damn, I forgot the hoodie... Guess I'll have to wear the red leather delirious suit...'

[@tiffanyblack8755]

Werk 😂❤

[@TacticalGamingFool]

Eddie was 22 when he made delirious

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Or the purple and black from Raw. That would’ve been WILD

[@starroddy5588]

Don’t do Eddie like that. 😂

[@ashen_roses]

I was looking forward to that lmao

[@sona7444]

im hosting 30 people to my house tonight, but Ill be either excusing myself or putting this on the tv for EVERYONE to watch.

[@ann5935]

Watch party!

[@kiwistar2116]

I’d count it as a phenomenal Christmas present if someone introduced me Josh’s content 🤷🏾‍♀️ Sounds like you’ve got a great opportunity ahead of you lol. Have fun!

[@yesstar6307]

💐

[@kathleensullivan4547]

🎉😅❤ FOR EVERYONE 🎉🎉❤❤😂

[@itzTeTe]

Please tell me you have everyone watching this lol

[@zombieloveserte]

A comedy set on Christmas Eve?!? Josh is the absolute best!!!!!!🎄🎄🎄🎄

[@BigBallz89]

Ifkr 😱😱😱🫠🫠🫠💪💪💪

[@KristineMaitland]

I love Josh but he better take a break. The man needs to rest.

[@kingayy9267]

@KristineMaitland Good point. Selfishly, I want him to do a million shows but you're right, he needs to take time for himself. Hopefully he doesn't see doing stand-up as working.

[@donielle2868]

The zipping up of the official hoodie gave me Mr. Rogers indoor sweater vibes and I love it. In over 10 years I've never once gotten my husband something he didn't say "oh" to and then try to fight his own face. 😂

[@TonksTheFool]

I had an Amazon job in Scotland in the warehouse part with the trolleys and getting peoples items. It's the only job that's ever made me physically sick. I lived two hours away from the site and had to catch transport to get there so FORGET any sort of free time - wake up 5 am, to get there by 8am. Leave 6pm, get home 9pm. It was a miracle I got to eat dinner and bathe. I had to weigh if eating was worth it that night if I wanted better sleep. The lunches were no where near long enough for that amount of people at the actual warehouse, either. You're rushing even on your break. You get five minutes if you're lucky of sitting before you're expected to be on the go again. It's truly a horrible experience. I got told so many times to pick up the pace despite struggling bc I had to CONTINUALLY go find ladders (I'm 4'11, and my luck had me getting all the items on the high shelves, but ofc all the ladders were always so many isles away from me when I needed them) But also apparently being careful with the trolley was being too slow. They do not care if you injure people or work yourself sick so long as you reach quota.

[@GorgeouslyStupidThing]

You just described every job I've ever had in a big city since 1990. That's work in many industries.

[@nomadqueen1111]

😢

[@kathyd9324]

That is the reason I have never ordered anything from Amazon. I will never knowingly contribute to employee abuse.

[@Anon54387]

You obviously lack perspective. Truck drivers, commercial fishers, loggers and farmers all have jobs that are much more dangerous than working in a warehouse.

[@nomadqueen1111]

@kathyd9324 The same reason I don't shop at Walmart.

[@torietorreano6613]

I got to say, you cannot deny that an artist who puts out work for you to enjoy on Christmas Eve is one who loves his fans. Thank you so much Josh! I needed those laughs this Christmas.

[@AngryAuditor]

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the club The waiters were serving up cocktails and grub. The spotlights shone down on the waiting brick wall Where Josh Johnson would soon perform for us all. His hoodie was elsewhere eight minutes away Causing the emcee to stall and delay. But a Christmas miracle was soon to appear (As can often happen at this time of year) And Josh gets his hoodie after a brief ride He zips it up quickly and dashes inside. As he tells us how Black Friday has lost all its charm, "If you want that cheap TV, you better dish out some harm!"

[@mariag.8242]

Hey, fast and really well done 💐

[@Tonyhouse1168]

💙

[@Anne--Marie]

Excellent!

[@greatboniwanker]

🙌 Merry Christmas🎄

[@tia3831]

bars!

[@tangoangel2782]

Spending the holidays alone, and really grateful to have you brighten my day!

[@conniemartinez3173]

Hey, I hope you have a peaceful and happy holiday. I hope everything in your life works out for you 😊

[@boston1976]

Sending love your way this holiday season😊❤

[@tangoangel2782]

@@conniemartinez3173 thank you so much!!

[@tangoangel2782]

@@boston1976 thank you, appreciate!

[@holisticbizcoaching]

Lots of us are alone - I pray you be alone but not lonely 😢😊 ❤

[@sendrius]

Thanks for posting these sets man. I’ve got a hard time leaving my house, and going to a standup show just isn’t in the cards. The way your shows are filmed make me feel like I’m there. Anyway, thanks!

[@JustNopeX]

It will get better. Have Happy Holidays 🎉

[@kathymisuraca5047]

Same. One person is a crowd for my brain

[@sunshine3914]

Mike Myers’ (Austin Powers) former MIL wrote a book about her 11 year experience with agoraphobic; “I’d Rather Laugh”. Highly recommend, even for those who don’t have that specific phobia.

[@WANTINGSHI-zp9eb]

Hang in there❤

[@agnesgore5446]

Watching from Nairobi, Kenya. 💙💚

[@wholeshebang1]

Hello from Canada!

[@lindala2602]

Hallo from Denmark

[@allankuria9923]

Tuko kila mahali 😂

[@lenaely6146]

❤ Definitely check these braggarts who are suddenly broke when it's time to pay fair wages etc

[@elizabethramsey9295]

Ten years ago two of my younger brothers worked at Amazon and one of them quit after a couple of months. The other one quit after a year because he said he was required to move more products in a smaller space. This year I tried to do as little Christmas shopping at Amazon and every day Alexa kept notifying about items I would be interested in🙄 And next month I’m skipping my subscribe and save because I can get most of those things at Target.

[@TCt83067695]

Exactly. A lot of people act like shopping at Amazon is inevitable and I'm like if we cared enough, we could make different choices 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@nomadqueen1111]

Exactly. We have become so lazy as a society that even the thought of traveling a few miles, and often times saving money, is an inconvenience. The "scroll and click" addiction keeps winning. Not everything on Amazon is cheaper. I ❤️ Target.

[@roundtwo3321]

Stopped shopping at Amazon months ago. No withdrawals whatsoever.

[@terdragontra8900]

@@TCt83067695 There are 340 million people in this country. Even though some won’t for moral reasons, it is inevitable that MOST people will do the convenient cheaper thing, there’s just too many people. And it especially doesn’t make sense to blame poorer people for doing the cheaper thing.

[@homeiswonderland]

As a Target employee... it ain't better.

[@sabawond289]

You're the BEST Josh!!! I'm not ashamed to say I watched the "Young Thug" set six times already🤣🤣🤣 May God bless you in 2025 and beyond!!!

[@brownkemosabe]

I did the same with the Luigi Mangione bit, the Drake v Kendrick, and basically so many other longer ones!! It's Therapy for me!!!

[@Rosemary-x3g]

He should have stopped at Young Thug He would have become world famous!

[@nojudgenojury-humble]

One of the wittiest comedians out here earning his flowers by tending (caring)for his garden (talents) the right way and we are here to just support you the best way we know how. I'm praying for you 💖 young man 🙏🏽!! God Bless You and keep you.

[@MrGanjie]

"We decided that it's more profitable to be a bastard" and that's why, love the deed or comdemn it, there's so many people on Luigi's side

[@Michael-uj2fb]

As a disabled combat vet who gets screwed over by the VA and watched my grandmother die young and in agony due to a lack of insurance, I still don't know how I feel yet. This is how the French Revolution started. There was a huge disparity between the rich and the poor dying of famine. This triggered revolutions around the world. The rich are getting richer and the poor are starving and homeless. They want to say violence is not the answer, but history proves differently.

[@MrGanjie]

Im sorry to hear that level of injustice fall on you. We want to condemn taking of life but in the circumstances given, even the kindest of hearts are indifferent. Sometimes its less "Violence isnt the answer"and more "What question lead to this?" I guess@@Michael-uj2fb

[@briannenurse4640]

@@Michael-uj2fb I know how I feel about it. Luigi is a symptom of a sick society and that illness is being maintained and facilitated by the extremely rich. I'm on Luigi's side.

[@marthao3514]

As someone who works at an Amazon warehouse, I agree with bringing back 2013 Black Friday

[@audreymuzingo933]

@@TruthDefined4life wow you are really on a mission in these comments huh?

[@marthao3514]

@ my site didn’t strike…but what is said isn’t far from the truth

[@BrotherMag]

​@@TruthDefined4life its not a real strike. Its just teamsters

[@AF_1892]

​@@BrotherMagthis is why people don't like unions or teamsters. They served their purpose but belong in the past.

[@TruthDefined4life]

@@BrotherMag Correct. It's Teamsters who work for an Amazon contractor. It's fake.

[@vornamenachname1572]

Thank you, Josh! For this and all of 2024! Have a great time during the holiday.😊

[@adamantinerebelle7578]

I Appreciate The Dedication to The Hoodie

[@therealmotherhood]

I am new here.What's the story on the hoodie

[@harenhallharfoot]

​@therealmotherhood he always wears it in every* comedy set (except for one special)

[@greatboniwanker]

❤️love the hoodie❤️

[@shaunatara9577]

I was stressed!

[@chiaraA.]

performers have their superstitions and lucky objects - I performed for a little while and felt this - we cling on to certain things that bring us some comfort and certainty

[@luisjosepinto]

Keep punching up! And Ill keep watching

[@therealmotherhood]

🎉

[@abarfriedrich5027]

There ain't no billionaires in heaven 🌻☮️🌻Love you, Josh 🌻🥰🌻

[@DaLomlMusic]

I love the fact that he included that part about the same hoodie. I actually found it annoying how hard to find the full stand up from his shorts because of it. But now I see it’s intentional and maybe even a comfort thing. I feel the same way about my cross body bag. I need it or I feel naked

[@BiggestCorvid]

Yo same. Teacher who wears collared shirt and zipup hoodie every dang day

[@despres380]

yes i know exactly what you mean, i call it my crutch, gives me a place to put my hands. either a bag or a jacket

[@nettieinstitches2210]

The hoodie is his super power

[@meganbessenbacher7107]

Yes! Once I got my cross body bag I can not leave home without it! I'm at the doctor's like "just work around it...I need the hug" 👑✨️🙏🏿

[@Lol_dahfook]

So glad I found your content this year, Thank you for the countless laughs.

[@robinbailey6580]

as someone who previously worked as a delivery driver at amazon last year around christmas they really do expect the impossible. we had to do up to 200 stops per day which at a 10 hour shift leaves us 3 minutes per stop which means we get 3 minutes to go from when we parked at your house to when we park at the next house. i tried so hard to keep up that i slid around a corner on ice and crashed head on into a tree. i was asked to sign a paper that stated i was at fault. and for 4 months i got no hours. when i came back in better weather i was fired because i wasn’t fast enough. i wasn’t fired by jeff bezos, i was fired by two working class people trying desperately to make a profit off the business they contracted out to amazon. so any legal recourse i pursued would come out of the pockets of people who couldn’t afford it.

[@nomadqueen1111]

😮😢

[@byronjuarez8172]

Bruh when I’m in a tight residential they make expect us to do 30 stops an hour

[@SidewalkCitizenLA]

The bit about the couple that exchanged Christmas gifts had me laughing because it reminded me of a couple that would buy gifts that SEEMED awful, but in reality, were meant for the giver instead. 😂

[@jmsl_910]

yup. that's totally me. i am the worst gift-giver ever. worst than josh? yes, i think so

[@HazyWave1974]

New set from Josh on Christmas Eve? The best Christmas present of all!!🎄🎁

[@therealmotherhood]

Absolutely!

[@sunshine3914]

And he didn’t monetize it!

[@rainzohav2181]

Yes. Indeed, I know two people who were injured working for Amazon and Bezos is one of the richest men in earth.

[@Lunaville-v9h]

Merry Christmas, Joshua. Please take some time for rest, family, and yourself so you can stay strong, healthy, and hilariously insightful for a very, very long time. And Merry Christmas to all Joshua's friends and fans.

[@erloney]

And here I was thinking we'd have to go without since its Christmas eve! But Josh is never one to disapoint

[@zyloe2585]

Right?!

[@tinagreenhill1701]

NEVER!!!💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

[@miaa.crv29]

facts he our santa clause but better cuz we actually see him

[@SoGoldenGlow]

Does that sunflower have his face in it? That is awesome!!

[@PurpleHazePro]

Cute emojis!! 🌻

[@ann5935]

Got off work early, got my rum chata, now josh drops?! Oh merry days🎉🎉🎉

[@1111rs]

Christmas came early I see!! Thanks so much Josh 🎉 can’t wait to watch✨🙏🏼

[@tinagreenhill1701]

Most definitely a MERRY Christmas!!!🎁🎄 ❤🎉🥰❤️🤗

[@princessmegling]

Ok, guys! Best Christmas present ever! Hubby & I were at the show on Thursday! Thank you, Josh!! All fresh material. How does he do it?!?

[@ditchflowerstudio]

I was there too and I'm pretty sure this video is from that night. Does anyone know for sure? I wish it hadn't cut off, the whole set was great!

[@MichaelThomas-te1jd]

I think he writes every day as part of his daily routine. Then he goes through and filters it the next day probably so each day is new stuff and edit yesterday’s stuff. If he doesn’t do that he does something kinda like that probably

[@user-tn4ix6ir6z]

I went from spending 10k+ a year on amazon to not a cent in the last 6 months literally just buy direct

[@OctopusOwl]

Thank you. It's not easy to switch back but it's better for the economy near you.

[@goodasgoing]

There's a #nobuyyear challenge going on that I'm going to try next year. I'm just going to buy necessities, like toiletries, required work shoes- nothing recreational, etc. Mainly just dramatically reduced recreational spending.

[@ShirleyTimple]

You built this system with your mindless consumption of needless widgets, lol. Don't think you're not to blame just because you haven't used the service in a few months. You clearly admitted that you abused enough workers for every commenter here with your 10k purchased a year, Whale

[@realworkoutsforrealpeople5041]

I quit Amazon after Bezos forbade WaPo from endorsing a candidate. Never felt better.

[@ShirleyTimple]

​@@goodasgoingbut but but you'll break the economy and cause a recession😢 You HAVE to keep buying, otherwise fellow poors will be out of a job. So says the capitalist and American culture at large

[@estusflask982]

this is my new favorite youtube channel

[@therealmotherhood]

❤ me too! So happy I found him.

[@kayaguard]

You have a great platform, and I'm glad you're using it to talk about workers. I'd highly encourage you to start using the word "Socialism" so that ppl can stop fearing it. You're already describing some of its policies anyway

[@Eamonshort1]

Better off leaving him do what he does and pushes people to the left. Like when I was young John Stewart never said "Hey! We should all be pro violent revolutionary communists, but through him and further artists and content creators, that's exactly where I ended up.

[@kayaguard]

@Eamonshort1 yeah sure I fully agree, my only point was it'll be nicer if the word Socialism is destigmatized for people in the US, cause let's be real, it's so hyper propagandized rn. That all I was trying to say really

[@BhavyaAndrea]

😂 Josh’s comedy is so fresh and alive and creative and unpredictable! And so spot on! 😂❤🌻

[@aaolisami]

On the Fabergé egg, I thought that Josh was gonna say something like a "really nice..." blender and his loved ones were just being ungrateful or he was exaggerating for the sake of comedy, but no that is legitimately A+ on thoughtfulness and a D+ in execution. It's not an F because those eggs can be pricey, and he clearly put resources into the gift.

[@OctopusOwl]

His heart was FULLY in it, but he forgot WHY they love Easter. It wasn't because of the holiday, but because they enjoy the religious aspects. It's all the energy and heart, just took a left turn right before the bullseye 🎯

[@Maxwellkeyz]

A Christmas Eve video !!!! What a treat 💐

[@fioretatuare]

This is what I wanted for Christmas. Thanks Josh.

[@KtheSongbird]

The weight set/50 shades of Gray couple... the story that popped into my head was: "they're on the verge of divorce, and they're trying to make the other one file for divorce first." Like the terrible gift is some kind of scheme for getting a better alimony agreement or something. I have no idea why THAT was my first thought

[@sincerly_dion]

OR! Or this was the last hurrah of trying to fix the marriage and they way over shot 😂 and it was bad.

[@KtheSongbird]

@sincerly_dion That would be way likely than playing 4d chess to incite a divorce, yeah

[@MrTekniqs]

Ah those are the couples that last forever.

[@MrTekniqs]

What do you get someone that has everything they need?

[@kerfluffle3781]

Thank you for getting the hoodie, the consistency is very comforting in these tumultuous times.

[@N2MyGroove]

The simple things really count …

[@CourageNconviction]

Now I’m not alone on Xmas eve ! ❄️⛄️ ‘Tis the Season for laughter n joy 🎁

[@alissiaisaacssatchell5589]

I met you on Sunday at your Orlando show. You are PHENOMENAL Josh! Thank you so much for this Christmas Eve Special! I watch your specials on repeat Like I told you Sunday, .you are Comedic Genius and exacy what this world needs. Merry Christmas! 🎉🎉🎉🌲🎁💜💜💜 🎉🎉🎉

[@Chrissy8-m1i]

Merry Christmas and Happy New year!! Josh. Your comedy sets are the gift that keeps on giving. There is no greater gift than the gift you give of laughter and joy. Josh being in the world and doing his amazing comedy makes the world a better place. At least for me it does. I ❤️Josh Johnson.

[@tina-mariecrocker5687]

Very well said ❤❤❤

[@mmacken42]

Merry Christmas, Mr. Johnson! You are a treasure. Thank you for being you.

[@js66613]

A living being should not be a Christmas present because it shouldn't be a surprise. The person who is to take care of the animal HAS to come into this prepared and knowledgeable, no matter the companion. Also, what if that dude just stole someone else's cat unknowingly?

[@kathymisuraca5047]

Or knowingly

[@0Voyd]

I was just thinking the same thing! Street cats don't tend to get fat (unless multiple neighbours are putting out food for it), so it's entirely likely that was already someone's cat 😅

[@ThestuffthatSaralikes]

Myrtle Beach SC !!!! I’ll be listening tonight as we wrap presents and I can not wait!!! Merry Christmas to all!!!

[@Koreankimmie]

I canceled my subsciption. Making homemade gifts🤣 saving some money. Also canceled spotify, they kissed the tRUMP ring. I just teaching myself how to play guitar and piano lol. Play my fave songs.

[@Richard_E.]

Damn that's actually pretty smart

[@kittyonmydesk5532]

Good thing my only subscriptions are to content creators

[@Koreankimmie]

@Richard_E.Ty!! Trying really hard to make this work for us… the non-billionaires and consumers🤷🏻‍♀️💜

[@Koreankimmie]

@@kittyonmydesk5532yes!! Great investments!! ☺️

[@sokkyu]

Right on! Some libraries have cds, sheet music, and other music equipment that you can borrow so that might help with your journey.

[@ellekay4758]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, fellow Josh fans!!! Hope y’all have a safe, at least bearable time!!! 🥳

[@arghyetlol]

This is going to age me- when I was a kid my mom camped outside to get me a tomagotchi at the nearest Boscovs. Unfortunately she didn't get one- BUT she found out KFC was selling gigapets (they were the exact same they just had a little KFC logo on the case). She went in there and bought the very last ones they had. It was a holiday miracle. I fvcking loved that thing. Now I have the tomagotchi app on my phone. It's just not the same.

[@SameccaSS]

This man is a whole vibe

[@317besosxx]

The way I instantly connected with this. I was literally just saying this to a friend about how bad of a gift giver I am. If they could only know how much time I spend thinking about it. Even when I think I got a good one it's not. I admire good gift givers.

[@Amy-lf5kn]

Merry Christmas!!! Thank you for the exceptional gift of laughter. Excited for the podcast return in 2025!!

[@vanessawhitneypro]

Always SO damn funny, Josh! Happy Holidays & Thank You. Continued Success!

[@paulroland5053]

Thanks for the christmas eve comedy Josh

[@harenhallharfoot]

Merry Christmas Josh, team, and the whole community!

[@therealmotherhood]

Happy holidays!.glad I found this comedic genius

[@Eamonshort1]

You too, may your Christmas not be as cursed as the castle from your username.

[@kodokuna.]

MERRY CHRISTMAS JOSH YOUR WHOLE CHANNEL IS A PRESENT

[@t-moemoseley8308]

"This is America, you gotta earn your dopamine!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sari2020]

Happy Christmas Eve and happy Josh day friends.

[@JamieDoe472]

Wrapping presents. Had insane amounts of drama this year. Alone on Christmas Eve. Wrapping presents for my 9 year old who is court-ordered to be with her dad tonight, and does not want to be there. No friends here tonight, Family scattered all over the place, or passed away. Algorithms have brought my suggested feed down to almost nothing that I want to watch. You are an absolute Rockstar for posting on Christmas Eve! THANK YOU JOSH!!!! Really though, you made a huge impact on my last year, and you most especially made such an impact this evening. What a gift you truly are. ❤

[@bjdefilippo447]

Sorry about the situation with your ex. It's brutal to not be with your child, especially when she's made it clear she doesn't want to go. It feels selfish and controlling for exes to insist, even when it just makes everyone miserable.

[@LilRose-k5f]

🎉 Happy Holidays! What a great gift.

[@jharmon555]

Merry Christmas Josh. I hope you have a great one.

[@ea4022]

I'm so happy that you got your hoodie Josh! 🎉

[@RaeCarson]

25:40 If corporations made the workspaces as safe as possible, and took workers feedback for improvements, and then TRY the improvements, efficiency would increase. It's not nuclear physics here.

[@jessica.L.edwards]

Merry Christmas and happy holidays, everybody! Especially you, Josh!!!

[@thedramaticcharismatic5664]

Black Friday really is the closest thing to The Purge we ever did.

[@dreamchairmusic]

Love this! You make us laugh hard and you always make us think. Have a wonderful Christmas. Love you!!

[@ClarityDetermination]

Bezos was just recently interviewed and he said that there are too many restrictions in business.

[@OctopusOwl]

Of COURSE he did. Ford and him would get along well with their hatred of unions and regulations

[@tiffanymichaels2429]

He is a real life Lex Luther. Bald head and all.

[@kathymisuraca5047]

He needs to go to get kidnapped to space. For a few billion he can return.

[@JustinPogue]

This is why he didn't let the Washington Post--which he owns--print their endorsement of Harris the week before the election, and why just after the election he lippity-lop bounced down to Mar a Lago to take a knee. He seems all too happy to ride shotgun for fascists and in return all he wants are a thousand loopholes for Amazon and maybe some federal troops to break up strikes if they get too pesky.

[@kimlouise-rf5rr]

Merry Christmas, Josh. Wishing you a healthy, happy 2025 along with ALL the success you so rightly deserve. ❤ What a joy waking up Xmas day in South Africa and starting my day with your Bezo's story. Have a beautiful day. 😊

[@DuragDamien]

I got see Josh Johnson on Saturday at the Tampa and got to meet him after the show. And when I tell you he is one of the nicest and funniest people you will meet. A completely humble and genuine person.

[@kpepperl319]

Merry Christmas Josh! Thank you for these amazing jokes as Christmas presents. Priceless. Amazon got no money, but Bezos got $600 million for a damn wedding 🤮

[@jetsetjane]

“A picture of them that looked offensive” 😂😂😂

[@therealmotherhood]

😅😅😅👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😊

[@JaneRavenel-y3u]

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to everyone watching. Thank you @JoshJohnson for another great set! Flowers to all during the holidays! Be kind humans.

[@mellyboo513]

Josh bringing in Merry Christmas 🎄 just the way we all needed. 🎉🎉❤😂

[@mattjohn4731]

Certainly no billionaires in heaven. There should be no billionaires, period.

[@OctopusOwl]

There should be a cap

[@raynillemoore8514]

Or fair taxes being paid

[@thanksforlistening5576]

Saw you in Orlando a Bill's of days ago. 🔥! Ty - and you're opening acts were a great bonus!

[@madnessbydesignVria]

My son and daughter-in-law have a successful business - but they take care of their employees. They pay them well, and give them financial planning advice. Consequently, they attract better workers, and retain them. It can be done. There's no excuse for big business to fail so hard at it...

[@bigdaddy69420]

truee, heard of a credit card firm, that started paying their workers a minimum wage of 70K, and they suddenly had no issues with worker retention.

[@zak-a-roo264]

Thanks for keeping me company and making me laugh, Merry Christmas, Josh!!!

[@therealmotherhood]

Yes! Great gift

[@brandan734]

Got here just in time 👍❤️

[@ScarySox]

Thanks Josh, your jokes are a gift! 💯❤ Have a great Christmas.

[@MayaShelton-o1b]

Loved this! Always entertaining to watch your work.

[@twincast2005]

Bot.

[@realworkoutsforrealpeople5041]

Thank you sharing your work with us on YT. Happy Christmas!

[@stock694]

Mark my words, Josh Johnson will be up there with people like Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, and Bill Burr in 10 years. He is hilarious while still talking about real social issues.... that is a very hard balance to find. I'm so happy I found out about him, keep up the good work brother!

[@stoke777]

It is not going to take 10 years.

[@ascellaplays]

I got that "Oh." from my boss when I gave her a joke gift. Luckily, when I explained it, she thought it was hilarious. Now here's hoping the gifts I got for her kiddo are as well received at the wrapping paper choice was.

[@wilycat5290]

I really needed a Josh Johnson event tonight. Thank you 🎄⛄

[@numokeji8023]

Yeah what’s a Josh comedy without dem signature hoodie 🤣merry Christmas 🎄 everyone!

[@inthedarkanonymous5625]

Josh, when my big brother came home from Vietnam, he came to my college and I fixed him up with my suitemate. They became an instant item and a few weeks later, he drove from NW Pennsylvania to New Jersey to see her and meet her parents. He took her a gift, and when she opened it, all three of them turned to look at him. His gift was an inner tube for a car tire. He explained, “I know you must get showered with flowers and candy. I wanted something to make you remember me.” They got married in less than a year.

[@JustinPogue]

Your brother may have lived through hell but he sure came back with some pro moves!

[@RebeccaSaraWard]

I'm a teenager trying to parent from a distance my severely neglected 15 year old sister who is really see struggling with lashing out, spending all day online, no emotional regulation. She finally opened up a little bit today. She's staying with toxic abusive extended family over Christmas while I'm alone. I can't relate to typical relatable Christmas family stories. But thank you for the laughs

[@AkumakoCross]

My submission to the Tales of Terrible Gifts competition: A few years ago, my grandparents’ only gift to my mom was a handheld carpet shampooer. A couple years later, their only gift to her was a vacuum. Grandma at least means well, but oof…

[@CHCHA2384]

The instant engagement on Josh’s videos is INSANE, he’s got 30k an hour in, and somehow he’ll probably be close to a million views by 6 pm tomorrow 😂

[@samuelmellars7855]

257.8k right now!

[@Pand3Js]

You’re the best! Releasing a video even on Christmas Eve! Happy holidays and thank you!! Can’t wait to see you live in June 2025. 🤩🤩

[@Paul-q3d]

0:10 unacceptable behavior

[@nickromo8195]

Yeah this is unwatchable without the hoodie. I don't even recognize the person in this video