Josh Strife Hayes Plays: Vampire Survivors

Streamed December 31 2022
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[@Nteractive]

Josh his sneeze around 4 hour just unsynchronized the video to the audio. Real God powers here.

[@m347bag]

I came for Vampire survivors i stayed for Josh tongue punching the caramel out of an egg.

[@finbarshields]

I came to that, personally.

[@sneakndan]

totally worth it !

[@derekostrander8355]

Twitch relaxed their rules for 5 seconds and Josh is tonguing an egg on cam. This guy puts in the work.

[@mentalshatter]

4:05:07 Sound and video desync at this time.

[@TheStereovenom]

Wakes up at 1pm, watches it’s always sunny? Josh is just like me

[@johnmod8951]

first human being ever conceived on this earth to make a cream egg last 10 minutes good work josh you truly are a man of many talents

[@TheFilmArchives]

your videos honestly comfort me so much more than i can express. thanks for all your work in recording these and streaming them

[@Kodasa_Sinclair]

I tuned into this vod like "Yea I'll just watch a bit while I wind down before bed. Now I'm 3 and a half hours deep and wondering why the sun is up.

[@jakubfilipek7300]

I was there and im still furious at chat for absolutely ruining every build Josh played... pure pain. Josh was hillarious as usual.

[@partytime-er3ou]

6:37 thank you Josh I've dreamed of this

[@asdergold1]

Recording broke past the 4 hour mark. Audio is on point, the visuals fell behind.

[@solanumtuberosa]

I hear a possible return of Tangent Tavern. That's all I need.

[@Thrano]

That was the first Josh stream I watched! And it made me buy Vampire Survivors, which was good fun to play.

[@benjaminfrost2780]

Oh Josh and his wonderful charismatic confidence. Love your videos man.

[@AngelosRitter]

11 minutes in and all the beautiful content is about josh deciding wether to lick the creamy egg or not, and doing so all the way

[@JohnDBlue]

I got excited for a minute then I realized it's the old stream ;_;

[@emanuellandeholm5657]

When the streamer is playing your game.

[@Nastyn1nja808]

i loved the atream where yiu restarted the reaction everytime someone complained i laughed soooo hard!

[@rosaschlupfer635]

That was a fun Video, no idea why KZbin recommended it but hey, it was right I did enjoy it. Sadly I did not find the Tangent Tavern episode with Maurice Weber. There aren't many episodes of Tangent Tavern, I clicked through those on KZbin but there were only other guests. On Spotify I only see three episodes and from the description those aren't the ones either.

[@zophister]

I’ve learned that I would watch this man narrate paint drying.

[@フフウェイ]

Not sure if Josh even sees these but Halls of Torment is an awesome Vampire Survivors like game that looks like good old Diablo and it plays extremely smoothly. People should check it out :D

[@echoesofmalachor3700]

So is Death Must Die

[@JPG.01]

Great thing to know about vampire survivors, it's actually even cheaper on mobile. It's free and ads are optional for more gold at the end of a round or a free revive. It's awesome.

[@NerdTouchingGrass]

wait you can just wake up at 1pm and cry your self to sleep AND make a living? SIGN ME UP

[@omniges]

You handsome devil. Welcome back

[@Twoswordsdrizzt]

Just wanted to shout out the homie whos first time chatting was to summon the night 😂 Way to use your voice when it matters

[@c-tothefourth4879]

Halls of torment clears this game.

[@jamescarter6468]

Is this different than Vampire Survivors? Or a title typo?

[@JoshStrifeSays]

My bad, sometimes I mistake. Vampire Surviors, not Vampire Slayer. I have no respect for this language. - Editor

[@Nastyn1nja808]

ah i see bow what that post was about now lol ​@@JoshStrifeSays

[@prochuba]

@Mickey_Valentine Us who? You came here for what the streamer has to offer, not to force something on him. There's plenty people on internet doing what you like, just find who you like the most. If Josh started doing things you mentioned, I'd probably just stop watching him. Why? Because I started watching his videos based on what he had to offer and I liked it. It doesn't go the other way around. His "eating on stream" is just a side thing, something extra to giggle about. If that was the focus of his videos, I would have never watched him. And 99% of his viewers too, most probably. Regards

[@rospumegaswag]

@@prochubai dont even nknow if this is sarcastic😭

[@TheMichaellathrop]

kill's the ghosts he says just as he gets swarmed by furies.

[@reanimatedmagpie]

you know what you should play? heroes of might and magic 3. the hd mod crew had recently assembled a whole scrapped in development faction

[@beckstheimpatient4135]

"Vote C to chuck us some Molly" - Subscribed (not that I wasn't going to anyway, I'm subbed to the other anyway)

[@MaisieSqueak]

Joy from others misery... Why am I not surprised?

[@ralgore]

Twitch interaction games ? You could try "Party Hard", I remember that had alot of weird and funny Twitch shenanigans.

[@Metazolid]

The audio and video are out of sync starting 4:04:58

[@ck3763]

yup josh muted the mic for a sneeze and broke the whole stream

[@Jolbulka]

When I was away for the weekend, I have realised that Vampire Survivors is available on Android phones. Let me tell you this, it's perfect, but controller is highly advised. I have tested it yesterday and apart from smaller screen and lack of my progress, I would consider it on par with PC version

[@DoobieDoctor5000]

More than halfway through the video and totally sold on this game. Fired up the PS4 to nab it and... not on PSN. So I got Army of Ruin instead, but then also downloaded Vampire Survivors on Android for free. Hoping it works with my 8bitdo M90 controller!

[@etetepete]

Dude, Maurice Weber? That guy is a legend.

[@spaycen]

Danny DeVito makes its always sunny , pre him it was not that good . good to see you streaming again also big semi small fan. love everything you do and Im glad you are reaching for youtube to stream more . looking forward to more

[@mentalshatter]

3:27:06 Josh starting a war with Spiff with this.

[@dahobdahob]

I'm 54 and have been playing video games since the Sears Pong game in the mid 70s. Vampire Survivors is the only game I've ever 100%.

[@raspernor11]

Doesn't Slay the Spire have decent Twitch integration? :D Also Cult of the Lamb.

[@Geri05]

4:05:00 video desyncs from the audio

[@mrmurph9387]

Everyone knows in Warhammer 40k the Imperial Guard are the best. They may not be the chosen of the emperor but they can get 1 Las cannon per squad super cheap 😂

[@ingmarins]

Came here looking for vampire surviors, guess I'll keep looking elsewhere 🤭

[@jamesevarts3]

watching on 20240102, mickey is public domain now

[@BeepSmile]

'Gonna get fit this year'? Is Josh going to start branching out into fitness streams?

[@setajucizbun7073]

this was streamed a year ago

[@BeepSmile]

@@setajucizbun7073 Darn. :P Good to know, ty.

[@setajucizbun7073]

@@BeepSmile meaning he is secretly already shredded we just dont know

[@vili-pekkavaltonen5943]

Does hes mug say dung master?

[@AceStrife]

4:04:59 damn, some sort of encoding error made the video desync heavily for the rest of the recording. I guess it's time for audio only mode. So sad.

[@dravem]

This video made me buy Vampire Survivors, and then made me lost like 6-8 hours I should been sleeping XD Also, urgh the audio and video desynchronized at the end killing me, at least the reacting bit should have been cut on a diferent video and have the audio and video sync fixed >.

[@ivandimitrov7994]

So you beat the game on another account and then didn't want the upgrade that would make your main weapon evolve? Also armor is useful when you get enemies that will always damage you and your only way to survive is to tank and heal.

[@TheMadAfrican1]

I love Josh. I still don't get this game, however. I get why it is popular, cause it is basically all the predatory dopamine hits from FTP games put into an actual game made out of love and not predatory at all. But I don't get any of the hits from it.

[@sunbleachedangel]

That's not the name of the game, unless I'm missing a joke

[@AdminAbuse]

Anyone who likes this game has to play Brotato

[@ThisChangeIsAwful]

as a former egg the way he tongued that egg was 🥵

[@TheFilmArchives]

❤❤

[@bienlbonjour1253]

eat the damn egg already

[@windoge1031]

3:51:00 this is so sad

[@billybrame3990]

ronald mcdonald famous clown

[@Nastyn1nja808]

lol yeah some people Cilantro taste like soap lol

[@TKwoN87]

Stick to your morals and principles, don't get lured in by corporate greed, it will consume your soul.

[@samcords7389]

Is it just me or Is this vod a year old?

[@jowsey]

from the description "Streamed December 31 2022" yeah

[@Nastyn1nja808]

lololop

[@apexmoon6912]

41:32 Canadian politics in a nutshell.

[@partytime-er3ou]

38:33 explains the reason independent politicians don't win in America

[@gravecactus]

josh is really hot...

[@TKwoN87]

people don't HAVE to take any sponsor ship and I have blacklisted and unsub to loads of creators that just can't say no to corporate greed.

[@VideoAggression]

i would be ok with never seeing the maplestory video if theyre being controlling. last time that happened, albion online happened and it was totally disingenuous, dodging issues that other games would be destroyed for. the talk of it being a bad decision to refuse the money and be true to your content is alarming and poor advice. there aren't enough content creators that are genuine these days and a lot of what they advertise is harmful and highly destructive. you have always talked about how patreon is enough and it will be a slippery slope into ruining your quality if you start thinking it isn't. absolutely no one wants to be lied to and feel like their support isn't helping. in any case, maplestory is a terrible game and the company is also terrible. promoting and highlighting these games causes an incredible amount of harm. raid shadow legends would've died long ago if people stopped being blinded by their bribes and games as a whole would suffer a whole lot less without it creating new norms and proving how much you can rip people off.

[@paultapping9510]

pg tips is a trash tier tea

[@4tr0phy]

Holy shit I thought this dude repeated himself a lot when the videos were preplanned and scripted...after watching ten minutes of self-indulgently running the same joke (that was pretty well short of funny the first time) a couple times a minute with literally nothing else in between I am starting to worry that I ever agreed with him about anything and what that may indicate about me. I will now gladly return to the land of scripted videos and never complain again.

[@buffhardback7595]

Worst MMO Ever: Asherons Call Ive been waiting on that one for years my dude

[@rorolmoney]

Couldn’t get a minute in, he had a caramel egg not a cream egg. Sorry, gotta unsub from the clip channel now