Joshua and the Furry Bible Isekai

[@JamieJamesVT]

This isn't even "Every day we stray further from God's light," this is "This is why God sends us straight to voicemail"

[@cakejumper]

God changed mobile network and number just to escape us

[@karolinetheelf]

This stream scrombled my brain so much it actually unscrombled it.

[@cakejumper]

I feel ya, when I'm minding my own business trying to have a peaceful time I think of "ALRIGHT EVERYBODY" and lose it

[@silversonome5360]

don't worry about it it's probably fine

[@AllMyFriendsRFruit]

I should make that my ringtone honestly, it’ll make me pick up the phone for sure!

[@rowan1230]

I love the scene in Cargo where he says "it's clunkin' time" and clunks all over the set

[@cakejumper]

Is that before or after they start singing a song together about uhhhhh... existing?

[@safaiaryu12]

The little smirk before "I need to make someone else watch this now". Amazing.

[@cakejumper]

It's like when you see a stupid meme and you go "yeah I need to make everyone look at this :3c"

[@animepsyclone]

I remember watching the saberspark video about this ages ago. This brought me back like 4 years

[@cakejumper]

I need to find this Saberspark video and see how they handled seeing it and if they're still doing OK because this film is a TRIP

[@rosemary3029]

​@@cakejumperhe went insane afterwards

[@ringsofmars29]

God I remember watching this film at a youth camp I went to over a summer when I was younger. That film made me an atheist and now I'm scared of lions. Thanks Jim

[@cakejumper]

ohhh my god wait they showed this at youth camps??? I thought it was the sort of thing that was made and then sealed away until someone found it again and uploaded it recently enough

[@ringsofmars29]

@@cakejumper It was a really small youth camp that was run by some poor kid's grandma. I don't know where she found it. I wasn't even a part of it it was something one of my babysitters dragged us (me and my sister) to because she wanted us to find Jesus. She also tried to kidnap us once and was really antisemitic

[@AndyTheWatchdog]

​@@ringsofmars29 D: I'm sorry no emote could truly work as a response but ¿???‽??? that's so messed up I'm glad you got home and I hope you're doing well

[@blakksheep736]

​@@ringsofmars29 ....well that took a twist.

[@CordyCordyCordyCordy]

God, I thought I was the only person who had seen this movie???? I had completely forgotten it until today and I got mentally flash banged back to Christian youth groups

[@Viniter]

Oh my god, I forgot that it literally just autoplayed. It was a destiny! You don't look for Joshua and the Promised Land, Joshua and the Promised Land finds you.

[@cakejumper]

RIGHT it was a complete accident that we found it at all! we were meant to suffer!

[@TeddyKanikami]

Smoothest furries I've ever seen. Just flat texture gumby animals everywhere.

[@cakejumper]

If you held a candle too close to this film they'd all melt

[@kawaiipineapplestewd5094]

So excited for the Pixar level remake this masterpiece deserves

[@cakejumper]

XTREME HD 8K REMASTER when

[@macularius]

with the track record for remakes of animated movies of any caliber, the saberspark reanimation is the best we'd ever get

[@sethvizel]

Cake's videos are always so amazing, it shocks me to see how little attention they get! Between her incredibly chaotic content and her video's fabulous editing, they deserve way more appreciation.

[@cakejumper]

Ahhh shucks you're too kind! Cloé does a great job piecing the videos together too ❤️ This video has DEFINITELY gotten more attention in a day than I expected, but I always appreciate anyone sharing the videos with friends or communities! It's hard to work the algorithm so every little helps 🎉 Thanks so much for the kind words and support, I really appreciate it 🎂

[@Ashtaric]

This was a WILD journey I didn't know I needed

[@cakejumper]

I'd apologise for making you ALSO watch it but it's better to rip the plaster off now before it finds you in the wild KZbin recommendations

[@juliannicholls]

I came here expecting bad christian animation, but this is beyond my wildest dreams. That doesn't make a lick of sense. Aunty Cake, you have surpassed yourself this time.

[@cakejumper]

there's a thread of a story if you watch the whole thing in order, but it's a VERY SMALL thread and the thread is hidden in a haystack

[@blushingblueslime]

I just wish the furries had clothes. They just look so naked.

[@cakejumper]

they're SMOOTH and STREAMLINED

[@ACrossTheKnight]

Probably has to do with how their Texture looks more like human skin than fur

[@michaelfiber4324]

I wish I could have been there for this stream to bring up the amazing rip off of "Independence Day" named "Independent's Day" - 99% of the movie's creativity went into how they ripped off the original movie's title.

[@cakejumper]

Oh my GOD I have to look this up brb

[@TheJohanson]

I shall reiterate from This Chat, 10:55 In the almost 3 years I've watched your streams, this was the furthest from hinged that things have ever felt. Which is saying something. I still think about Christopher Andrew Eugene Bozioni from time to time and feel a shudder running through my bone marrow.

[@cakejumper]

I think we could still go weirder

[@TheJohanson]

Don't threaten me with a good time. I'm still in shambles from laugh-cringing so much :')

[@sephjnr]

11:22 In a video *full* of "This guy understood the assignment", THIS takes the cake.

[@cakejumper]

I'm SHOOK TO THIS DAY

[@MythicMachina]

I've been a fan of Saberspark for years, so knew of that monstrosity of a movie. But it's always fun to see someone's brain just completely fucking melt after seeing it for the first time.

[@cakejumper]

I'm STILL reeling after it and it's been MONTHS

[@SpikeyLoaf]

At 2:55 the woman getting hit is just so funny. It makes me remember of that news reporter getting hit with a stop sign lol

[@cakejumper]

Honestly that's probably the best part of the film too for the timing alone

[@strogonoffcore]

in The Day After Tomorrow?

[@ChroniclersCompanyPics]

The 3D pinball start up sound sent me into… I honestly don’t even know. This was a trip lol

[@cakejumper]

It caught me SO off guard

[@Faillord1]

No Cake no.... A friend and I were on the search for the worst movies once and now I have the urge to watch this Furry Isekai Bible Adventure with him >.

[@cakejumper]

YESS DO IT

[@Faillord1]

@@cakejumper I blame you if there is any long term damage on my brain afterwards >.

[@cakejumper]

@@Faillord1 you say damage, I say world changing

[@Faillord1]

@@cakejumper Well... Guess I can't argue with that xD

[@heardofrvb]

No...NOOOO! One of Saberspark's worst nightmares

[@cakejumper]

I need you to know that I read this as "One of Shakespeare's worst nightmares"

[@heardofrvb]

@@cakejumper Lol it could be.

[@flameskull_]

9:39 attack on Titan season 5 looking wild

[@cakejumper]

They really went all out on the effects budget

[@flameskull_]

@@cakejumper I have watched this movie religiously with my friends at school, just proves how well made it truly is🙃

[@jubalate]

THE 3-D PINBALL STARTUP NOISE! Ahahahaha!!!!

[@justicesilverwing]

Honestly what were they on? I can only assume too many vitamin gummies.

[@cakejumper]

Flintstones vitamins and the power of 2003 low budget cgi

[@Bobberation]

I don't know what I expected. But it sure as hell wasn't that.

[@cakejumper]

That makes two of us, I'm still REELING

[@oozer3827]

dear god this is like surreal memes the movie

[@cakejumper]

I still can't believe any of it happened tbh, what a wild time

[@chickenman...]

first 5 seconds and were talking about beans i all ready know its gonna be good

[@cakejumper]

Gotta start strong 😎

[@Uloncl]

some things should be left hidden, other things should be shown to as many people as possible, the servers and dvds (because they absolutely unfortunately exist) that have the misfortune of holding this movie should be thrown into the sun

[@cakejumper]

I think all traces of it should be removed EXCEPT for a single DVD that we will encase in resin for future generations to create mythology about

[@renatapaiva4805]

at least... my god when i read the words 'furry bible isekai' i thought it was an exageration and a joke not accurate facts 😂

[@cakejumper]

I wish it was a joke and/or exaggeration but SOMEHOW this exists

[@Commander_Appo]

The way the Asylum makes money is that the spend $20 to make a movie, and make like 10x their budget in dvd sales from gullible grandmas and college students that need a laugh. Also, I know for a fact G-Fest was playing the Monster and Monster vs Ape movies so that was fun.

[@gabr3371]

had me laughing non stop the whole video, that is one piece of art that I didn't know I needed to see

[@cakejumper]

The real piece of art is the full film that I haven't watched yet 👀

[@quickkiller5070]

Willy's wonderland is a gem of a movie. The best way i can describe what this movie is that its FNAF but a silent, soda and pinball addict Nicolas Cage kicks the animatronics ass

[@HappyFlareon1]

If you need another terrible film to check then I have to recommend The Wrong Babysitter, it's wonderfully terrible with villains that make the Home Alone bandits look competent

[@RetepAdam]

I’m just glad we got to be there for you discovering The Asylum.

[@cakejumper]

I'm so FASCINATED by how bad the films are that I almost want to watch Cargo

[@wahoodotwav]

you could cut this comment from every bit of context but the title and itd be even funnier

[@thealchemistking4063]

They just went RIGHT DOWN the saberspark rabbithole.

[@EB-fc2mp]

Before I watch the video: I read the title and just thought "So, Narnia then?"

[@FrozenCampbellSoup]

I love how you didn’t even search for it, you were watching godawful trailers of godawful ripoff movies and KZbin just said “lmao watch this”

[@cakejumper]

It was meant to be, KZbin algorithm just decided to send me on a JOURNEY

[@ProphecyPhrase]

I had no idea you had a KZbin channel Cake! I was first introduced to you from the RT compost video on his channel. I knew you had a Twitch but did not know you had a KZbin channel. And this was the first video I have watched. Am going to sub and support as I love watching your cooking videos as they're relaxing and calming. Love watching them when I get home from a stressful day at work.

[@VDiddy5000]

I have SO many questions, and yet I have no desire to answer them. I’m just gonna go pour bleach into my eyes and chug some gasoline, brb

[@cakejumper]

Why chug gasoline when you can drink cheap beer for the same effect (do not do either)

[@VDiddy5000]

@@cakejumper nah, I’m not so bad off that I want the cheap beer. If life was going that badly for me, a video like this wouldn’t have bothered me at all

[@beetbeetsbeets]

6:40 is how I wish I could make comments on conversations i eavesdrop on

[@cakejumper]

"don't mind me just popping out of my trapdoor"

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

If they did a Lord of the Rings one, they'd probably take the hobbits to Fyrengard instead

[@cakejumper]

This truly is the Dashcon of animation

[@strawberrygamergirl4177]

Fun fact I’m watching this right now and she’s streaming this furry bible again but this time as a v-tuber

[@cakejumper]

TRUE, it was a long time coming but it was finally the day to revisit

[@LacroixboiMarx]

This was my first video I’ve seen of yours, and that was perfect. Subscribed.

[@TheTecManiac]

I feel like someone in the world owes me an apology after having to see this... Great video! *subscribes*

[@cakejumper]

It's SO MUCH, I'm still waiting for my written apology from the algorithm for showing it to me in the first place 😅

[@kuronekohime6703]

i only got around to watching this today, on the day before Easter Sunday, and i don't think Jesus will come back to life tomorrow after this

[@cakejumper]

I think he deserves a good nap tbh

[@ACrossTheKnight]

This sure is the movie of all time

[@cakejumper]

And now we can never forget it

[@spencersullivan4447]

Good old Joshua and the promised land one of the weirdest movies ever made. Also I’m so happy she saw the angles with hammers scene

[@cakejumper]

I still haven't watched it the whole way through, I'll have to psyche myself up for it

[@spencersullivan4447]

I recommend it! there’s some great parts you missed.

[@minimunchkinn]

We don't deserve this kind of top tier entertainment 😂

[@cakejumper]

Ah but you do! Because you have to suffer to experience it too, so it... cancels out?? wait I've overcomplicated this

[@zombinary3138]

Haley Joel Osment is Sora from Kingdom Hearts, I can’t beleive he’s in Cargo lmaooo

[@ljphoenix4341]

Absolute madness. How fun. That stream was derailed for quite a while, worth it though

[@cakejumper]

Oh we went off topic for a GOOD two hours, it was EXCELLENT

[@mcgoo721]

I thought the shark's mouth was a strip of reqlly hairy leg sticking out and the perspective beguiled me

[@asceticblur]

20 seconds to Saturn! LMFAO. Never ever change Cake.

[@octocube3607]

Omg this is such an underrated channel, I laughed so much

[@cakejumper]

Thank you! This was an especially CRACKED day 😅

[@keziahw8498]

I think this is one stream I'm glad I missed

[@cakejumper]

idk I mean it was a once in a lifetime experience

[@ishidk]

Don't know if anyone else has mentioned this, but a quick look at BTVA has revealed that the lead male car in CarGo shares a VA with Sora from Kingdom Hearts. Other prominent voice actors include, yes, Melissa Joan Heart, but also Ed Asner (probably best known as Carl from Up), Maurice LaMarche (The Brain and Wakko from Anamaniacs), and Jessica DiCocco (I could'nt find just one role to point at from her, she's in everything) The absolutely stacked casts random rip off movies are able to pull in is wild

[@cakejumper]

I really seriously want to know what the budget for these films is, I'm so fascinated. Or is this like, and not to disrespect the work, a cheap role for some actors who just want a few extra bucks for something relatively low effort? We may never know!

[@powerONdelta]

Thank you saberspark for introducing me to this starship enterprisewreck of a film and tom and jerry scream person I found from a truegreen7 video for making me laugh at how bad it is again.

[@theaether3124]

for battle star wars I thought he said his name was lord bannister

[@coryman125]

Unrelated to anything really but I've been going on a binge of your videos recently and I just have to say, I love your outfits :) they're so cool Though the strawberries on this one are a little mean considering I've been craving strawberry cake for the past few months

[@kova1282]

what a JOURNEY 🤣

[@cakejumper]

Sometimes I can still hear his voice "ALRIGHT EVERYBODY, LET'S BEAT THESE GUYS"

[@Dr.Death8520]

This was so much worse than i expected from the thumbnail HOLY

[@cakejumper]

There is SO MUCH to unpack

[@blakksheep736]

Why the cute fancy strawberry dress?

[@cakejumper]

Because life is too short to not wear a fancy strawberry dress 🍓

[@blakksheep736]

@@cakejumper it's a very cute dress.

[@rachelk9921]

I miss ONE STREAM and .... ya know i might be ok having missed this one, why did I still watch the whole video though xD Classic

[@cakejumper]

you had to let the terror into your brain SOMEHOW,

[@matthewdawson3979]

I saw 30 Seconds To Mars in Dublin during 2018 and it was the most disappointing gig I've ever been to: Jared was prancing around on stage, looking like jesus while the rest of the band were huddled on the right side of the stage for the whole gig. The support act (Keywest) ended up being better than the headliner that night

[@cakejumper]

Oh Keywest are class! Somehow Jared's antics aren't surprising though, he sounds like a dose

[@matthewdawson3979]

@@cakejumper And Jared will probably never change

[@Pandaslowpoke]

Fun fact if im not mistaken, the Assylum has a branch that specializes in christian films.

[@cakejumper]

why does this not surprise me??

[@TruhartJenkins]

Another film that's so bad it's good is Plan 9 From Outer Space

[@cakejumper]

noted into the Awful Excellent film database!

[@Thariorn]

Hmm, Joshua and the Promised land probably was meant as a kids movie to draw in young children to religion. What it ended up as is objectively a mockery to said religion. Congratulationss worshippers, you just played yourself.

[@cakejumper]

It's made on the budget of a meal deal, but I've felt more divine inspiration from eating a prepackaged sandwich than watching this

[@NimhLabs]

Do you think God hides in Heaven, because he too fears what he created?

[@cakejumper]

If this video is anything to go by, furry God is hiding in Furry Heaven

[@sashimiroll5055]

I have *so many* questions. I also don’t want any answers. I feel like the answers would be worst than the questions.

[@unstableratdog4179]

When the king sends Daniel into the den to be eaten by the lions… what does that look like? What is the desired result?

[@strogonoffcore]

4:23 they should search about the Brazilian movies Os Carrinhos

[@strogonoffcore]

4:50 AND HALEY JOEL OSMENT WAS IN THE SIXTH SENSE AS THE KID WHO SEES GHOSTS

[@kirstenc4279]

This stream was a thing

[@DonaTarte]

AWLRIGHTEVRYBODY

[@cakejumper]

LETSBEATTHESEGUYS

[@Okuu__Gaming_1]

I love your blåhaj

[@SchmichaelArt]

I'm just surprised that animal crossing was the game of choice as opposed to 3D pinball.

[@ashiwashi]

ur so aesthetic fr

[@kirstenc4279]

This is not a good video to watch while trying to eat

[@cakejumper]

If I watched this for the first time while eating I think I'd miss my mouth with a spoon of cornflakes

[@KaneyoriHK]

I love that stupid film

[@cakejumper]

it's so bizarre I love it and hate it in equal measure