Jotaro gets mistaken for Joseph

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@jotarokujo6375
@jotarokujo6375 4 жыл бұрын
It's pretty embarrassing when your uncle is younger than you.
@weebalo_
@weebalo_ 4 жыл бұрын
Yare yare daze
@Ryuksgelus
@Ryuksgelus 4 жыл бұрын
This isn't that uncommon. The illegitimacy is the only thing wrong here.
@goblinslayer8589
@goblinslayer8589 4 жыл бұрын
No it's actually weird
@giornogiovanna3987
@giornogiovanna3987 4 жыл бұрын
Well im your great granduncle and im younger than your uncle
@JoseAyalaVelez
@JoseAyalaVelez 4 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@sunshineslowking5025
@sunshineslowking5025 4 жыл бұрын
tomoko: *sees twenty-eight year old asian boy* "ah, yes, an eighty-year old old white man"
@Historyboi-vn7gd
@Historyboi-vn7gd 4 жыл бұрын
Jotaro is half Caucasian Half East Asian just like Josuke
@_sleepy_head11
@_sleepy_head11 4 жыл бұрын
@@Historyboi-vn7gd I thought Jotaro was half Japanese (or Asian), part Italian, and part British?
@Historyboi-vn7gd
@Historyboi-vn7gd 4 жыл бұрын
@@_sleepy_head11 Caucasian means withe East Asian means everyone's from Mongolia China the Korea's and Japan
@ingloriousMachina
@ingloriousMachina 4 жыл бұрын
HistoryBoi 1492 Technically Anglo and North Mediterranean, not Caucasian.
@Historyboi-vn7gd
@Historyboi-vn7gd 4 жыл бұрын
@@ingloriousMachina no you are wrong
@1ruisu
@1ruisu 8 жыл бұрын
When Jotaro says he hates "annoying conversations" he means he can't talk to someone unless they're male or a dolphin.
@seanstange8704
@seanstange8704 8 жыл бұрын
+Alvin797 No u
@1ruisu
@1ruisu 8 жыл бұрын
m-me too...
@JaggerIsBurritos
@JaggerIsBurritos 8 жыл бұрын
Sean StAnge Stands are weaponized autism, the stronger the autism, the stronger the stand.
@1ruisu
@1ruisu 8 жыл бұрын
Haha, that's a pretty nice analogy. If so, why was Cheap Trick so weak and the user couldn't control it? Guy seemed really autistic to me.
@JaggerIsBurritos
@JaggerIsBurritos 8 жыл бұрын
lewis clark Well, that guy was a real estate agent. Did have shitty hair though.
@Kncperseus
@Kncperseus 3 жыл бұрын
She mistook 28 year old Jotaro for 60 year old Joseph? Damn, Joseph aged like the finest vintage of wine ever made.
@brickabang
@brickabang 3 жыл бұрын
Then again, Joseph is a Hamon user which can make you look younger for longer
@nicolasrivera1
@nicolasrivera1 3 жыл бұрын
@@brickabang that mfr was full of grey hairs in part 3 😂 meaning He smashed Josukes mom a yr or 2 before he found jotoro
@brickabang
@brickabang 3 жыл бұрын
@@nicolasrivera1 it was 4 or 5 years. Josuke was 4 during Stardust crusaders
@nicolasrivera1
@nicolasrivera1 3 жыл бұрын
@@brickabang Im pretty sure Josuke was still unable to walk when he got the same fever as holly meaning he was recently born
@adamryamizard5560
@adamryamizard5560 3 жыл бұрын
@@nicolasrivera1 well, he was only 4 when he got the fever of course he wouldn't be able to walk with that fever.
@CobaltFyrestone
@CobaltFyrestone 5 жыл бұрын
Even with a new outfit, Jotaro's hair has once again eaten his hat.
@airlingquent
@airlingquent 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@TheCompleteMental
@TheCompleteMental 4 жыл бұрын
Star Platinum's third ability
@yoshikagekira3817
@yoshikagekira3817 4 жыл бұрын
It's actually a furry hat
@Ettzil
@Ettzil 4 жыл бұрын
This outfit is so trash tho.
@frostyliciousmayne
@frostyliciousmayne 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ettzil I was iffy about it too at first but I think in the end it gives him a much more refined and wisened look which he is like a decade older now than in SC.
@OZP124
@OZP124 7 жыл бұрын
Kakyoin just did like 10 high speed barrel rolls in his grave
@embrefrosste6044
@embrefrosste6044 6 жыл бұрын
69 likes... NICE
@ScoutConvoy
@ScoutConvoy 5 жыл бұрын
Oscarus 4250 DON'T YOU DAAARE
@ZianJannah
@ZianJannah 5 жыл бұрын
lmaooo
@ZianJannah
@ZianJannah 5 жыл бұрын
@Oscarus 4250 HAAAAAAA???
@optimusburrinktea562
@optimusburrinktea562 5 жыл бұрын
Oscarus 4250 I’m screaming why??!??!??
@jeypi__
@jeypi__ 4 жыл бұрын
Tomoko clearly wanted to try a second dip on that Joestar lineage
@CloudStrife-rw8bj
@CloudStrife-rw8bj 4 жыл бұрын
STAH FINGAH
@Ace_of_Horns
@Ace_of_Horns 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine your mother and nephew having a child, they'd be your brother/sister and great nephew/neice.
@Ace_of_Horns
@Ace_of_Horns 4 жыл бұрын
@Lemonade lol they'd be joshua joestar
@livingbeast...i_think
@livingbeast...i_think 4 жыл бұрын
thankfully, jotaro only need to talk to josuke
@ey8648
@ey8648 4 жыл бұрын
why are you the way you are?
@princess_3134
@princess_3134 3 жыл бұрын
Part 3 jotaro: "MOVE BITCH" part 4 jotaro: "im sorry to disappoint but im not Joseph"
@guardraillovah7753
@guardraillovah7753 3 жыл бұрын
M'lady
@princess_3134
@princess_3134 3 жыл бұрын
Ayyy its been a month
@prasant6533
@prasant6533 3 жыл бұрын
Compared to part 3 he's much more polite to women part 4
@cherissesinclair284
@cherissesinclair284 3 жыл бұрын
Jotaro went through anger management
@Xenon8836
@Xenon8836 3 жыл бұрын
@@prasant6533 I mean, it has been like a decade between the two parts lol
@_SodaZ
@_SodaZ 5 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realise that Tomokos a part skipper because she didn't know who Jotaro was
@Historyboi-vn7gd
@Historyboi-vn7gd 4 жыл бұрын
Masaka
@susietheedgy2160
@susietheedgy2160 4 жыл бұрын
Bakana
@coins_png
@coins_png 4 жыл бұрын
BBRRRAAAKAA MONOGAAAA
@KimiChawngthu-hq9pm
@KimiChawngthu-hq9pm 4 жыл бұрын
MASAKA!!
@wonjers
@wonjers 3 жыл бұрын
she wanted to see her son in action
@goldensoul1842
@goldensoul1842 5 жыл бұрын
Jotaro needs to up his game. If this was Kakyoin, he'd have Josuke calling him dad by the end of the day.
@nudlz1249
@nudlz1249 5 жыл бұрын
Golden Soul *underrated comment*
@ShiromiNeko
@ShiromiNeko 5 жыл бұрын
Tho Jotaro was already married and already had a child during this time. (During part 4)
@ichase8555
@ichase8555 5 жыл бұрын
@@ShiromiNeko that didnt stop Joseph lol
@ShiromiNeko
@ShiromiNeko 5 жыл бұрын
@@ichase8555 Very much true xD (Tho i don't think he would be the kind of person to cheat.)
@graycalypso8373
@graycalypso8373 4 жыл бұрын
@@ShiromiNeko i mean, jotaro would leave his family for dolphins
@XerxesTexasToast
@XerxesTexasToast 7 жыл бұрын
I love how he just stands there calmly while being motorboated by a complete stranger.
@AstronomicSheep
@AstronomicSheep 7 жыл бұрын
Since it's Jotaro, he was probably wanting to punch her so that was most likely a moment of him trying to stay calm XD
@gdadder
@gdadder 7 жыл бұрын
GokuPilgrim yeah he's definitely restraining himself from RKO'ing her lol
@sidetracker3496
@sidetracker3496 6 жыл бұрын
XerxesTexasToast shush...Jotaro is honouring Kakyoin's memory as milf lord...god rest his soul.
@fulcrum2951
@fulcrum2951 6 жыл бұрын
Getting so many thots surrounding him for a long time does that to someone
@TheDankDuck987
@TheDankDuck987 5 жыл бұрын
XerxesTexasToast I gave this a dislike because its at 555 likes
@professionaljolynesimp1517
@professionaljolynesimp1517 3 жыл бұрын
What makes this scene more hilarious is that Jotaro already had Jolyne at this point
@geckopecko
@geckopecko 3 жыл бұрын
and also he was married lol
@rrobin1111
@rrobin1111 2 жыл бұрын
@@geckopecko he was divorced at that time
@cheeseboiyes._.
@cheeseboiyes._. Жыл бұрын
​@@rrobin1111 nope they divorced when jolyne was 14
@MsNamizou
@MsNamizou 4 ай бұрын
How old was Jolyne at that time ?
@paleolithicmanofthecave
@paleolithicmanofthecave 4 ай бұрын
@@MsNamizoulike 7 or something
@Gabsboy123
@Gabsboy123 4 жыл бұрын
"You expected Joseph but it was I Jotaro!"
@blaise6553
@blaise6553 4 жыл бұрын
Kono jotaro da
@faridaja1647
@faridaja1647 4 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@Anaakapk
@Anaakapk 4 жыл бұрын
OMG THIS COMMENT IS BEST THING I SEEN
@arsarma1808
@arsarma1808 4 жыл бұрын
DIO: "First bitch stole my stand's name, now he's stealing my meme. Can't have shit in Egypt."
@shadowmaster902
@shadowmaster902 4 жыл бұрын
@@arsarma1808 I'm wheezing
@handrandomizer
@handrandomizer 4 жыл бұрын
Josuke's mom : JOSEPH!!! Kakyoin : YES I AM
@a16inchsub
@a16inchsub 4 жыл бұрын
MOHAMMED AVDOL
@thesaladolla
@thesaladolla 4 жыл бұрын
MOAHMAED ABUDUURUUU
@itsaxel8088
@itsaxel8088 4 жыл бұрын
@@thesaladolla *YES I AM*
@thederpyspinosaurus6501
@thederpyspinosaurus6501 4 жыл бұрын
@Hexon 105 do you are have stupid
@johnprotagonist7296
@johnprotagonist7296 4 жыл бұрын
@Hexon 105 Do u are smartn't
@epikface780
@epikface780 7 жыл бұрын
"He's old now, I can't let him come here" 10 episodes later, brings him in for 3 episodes of screentime
@VGamingJunkieVT
@VGamingJunkieVT 7 жыл бұрын
Jotaro: It's too dangerous. Josuke: Oh crap Jotaro, Akira is on the loose with that dangerous electrical stand. This is quite dangerous! Jotaro: Whelp, time to bring in the old man.
@satriosukarji1777
@satriosukarji1777 6 жыл бұрын
Epikface Nah, Joseph actually ordered a ship of his own.
@TheMentisGroup
@TheMentisGroup 5 жыл бұрын
Jotaro: "Old Man, you cannot come to Morioh with me, it's too dangerous" Oldest Joseph: "Ohhhh okay Jotaro, I leave it in your hands!" 10 episodes later Oldest Joseph, faking senility: "I wonder what Jotaro said 10 episodes ago, I should go to Morioh to check it out!" *proceeds to buy a boat and borrow man from SWF*
@EntropicMalevolence
@EntropicMalevolence 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheMentisGroup I'm convinced Joseph is partly faking being senile to fuck with people (literally and figuratively)
@zeeb2190
@zeeb2190 4 жыл бұрын
@@EntropicMalevolence also so they wont chew him out for cheating
@quicksilvergaming7768
@quicksilvergaming7768 3 жыл бұрын
1:12 until eventually, Tomoko stopped thinking
@kakyoin7761
@kakyoin7761 2 жыл бұрын
she probably just realised shes the side chick
@Supernir
@Supernir 7 ай бұрын
Shes remembering Josukes conception
@lildom316
@lildom316 6 ай бұрын
Damn she was expecting and ready to get her back blown out by the grandson imagine if this what leads to part 6.5 💀
@mbphilipblack8993
@mbphilipblack8993 2 ай бұрын
She looks so clapped lmao
@IAmGodzillaGaming
@IAmGodzillaGaming 2 ай бұрын
me when im asked to do the simplest task
@BlindingLight
@BlindingLight 4 жыл бұрын
The best part of this scene is how unhappy jotaro looks through the whole hugging thing. Not his normal edgy unhappy, but an actually uncomfortable unhappy.
@supercato9613
@supercato9613 3 жыл бұрын
*NO. Stop. I dislike human warmth.*
@pureintellectualbeing3575
@pureintellectualbeing3575 3 жыл бұрын
@@supercato9613 only stand warmth
@arthurshahzad7786
@arthurshahzad7786 3 жыл бұрын
Well he was a married man at that point
@gl7029
@gl7029 3 жыл бұрын
@@arthurshahzad7786 your not my wife
@blackpurple9163
@blackpurple9163 3 жыл бұрын
His boner was too strong... I meant his honour
@fuckgogle8688
@fuckgogle8688 4 жыл бұрын
The way she spaces out completely after hearing jotaro is josephs grandson makes me think that she maybe didn't know joseph was sleeping around...
@rsvos3641
@rsvos3641 3 жыл бұрын
ME TOO I FELT SO BAD FOR HER
@geckopecko
@geckopecko 3 жыл бұрын
ikr that's what i thought 😬
@samwilson4597
@samwilson4597 3 жыл бұрын
she realized she was the side chick
@omegasage777
@omegasage777 2 жыл бұрын
For sure 😭
@shinobix4925
@shinobix4925 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my God I never deeped that, I always just thought she was simply disappointed that she didn't get to see Joseph again, but now that you mention it she was probably going through a lot considering that her dad just died a few days ago and now she's learning that the she was just the side chick of the only person she ever loved. Tomoko's life is so much more tragic than I ever realised it was, I'm surprised she still manages to function as a human being
@crazychips123
@crazychips123 7 жыл бұрын
I love how jotaro talks about Joseph like he is the person he most respects in this world.
@james.7160
@james.7160 4 жыл бұрын
Back in part 3:"Shitty old man"
@vcsa681
@vcsa681 4 жыл бұрын
Because he went from "Your daughter calls me daddy too" to "hello sir,nice to meet you"
@bluez1892
@bluez1892 4 жыл бұрын
I mean he was too angry to think straight for a moment when Joseph died so...
@hiraisheo4900
@hiraisheo4900 4 жыл бұрын
Gigi
@forofor2101
@forofor2101 4 жыл бұрын
@@vcsa681 Oh Friggin hell, for a moment I thought you meant that this is how Jotaro was to Joseph
@suri5424
@suri5424 3 жыл бұрын
everyone's like "how did she mistake a 78 year old british man with a 28 year old japanese man" but can we not just consider the possibility that joseph dressed up like jotaro to pick up girls after seeing jotaro's success with them in part 3
@nicolasrivera1
@nicolasrivera1 3 жыл бұрын
Josuke was already conceived while they were travelling to egypt lol
@SilveryBlue1010
@SilveryBlue1010 3 жыл бұрын
He was not 78 when he meet Tomoko tho.. And after watching SDC I don't think Joseph is the type who would go dress up and 'pick up' girls.. I mean look at her, she must be had a thing for older man or even as an old man Joseph is still that attractive lol
@GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc
@GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc 2 жыл бұрын
79*
@notarobot6688
@notarobot6688 2 жыл бұрын
@@nicolasrivera1 yaaaah. Its rewind time
@johnwhittington2998
@johnwhittington2998 Жыл бұрын
At the time Josepth was 62.
@zachthedes4321
@zachthedes4321 8 жыл бұрын
I love to believe that Joseph cheated on Suzie-Q just because she didn't send that telegram all those years ago...
@superheriber27
@superheriber27 7 жыл бұрын
zachthedes4321 OMG NEW HEADCANNON ADDED
@MrGMoney1944
@MrGMoney1944 7 жыл бұрын
zachthedes4321 Seems like a fair trade to me!
@burningpegasus
@burningpegasus 7 жыл бұрын
zachthedes4321 seems fair xd
@Zindakku
@Zindakku 7 жыл бұрын
Part 8 Josuke: ....Fair enough.
@MrGMoney1944
@MrGMoney1944 7 жыл бұрын
20logankelly Pretty much Suzie I just lost my hand, fought two of the strongest beings to ever exist, and survived an orbital drop can you do the insignificant task of sending a letter for me?
@sup209
@sup209 4 жыл бұрын
Tomoko: *Sees 28 year old half Asian man* Also Tomoko: "Ah yes, that is definitely the 60-year old white man i met over a decade ago."
@prev8374
@prev8374 3 жыл бұрын
copied
@someguy-hc8gi
@someguy-hc8gi 3 жыл бұрын
@@prev8374 Not really. This one says "60 year old white man", which makes more sense considering Tomoko hasn't seen Joseph since he was in his 60s. The other one (I think you're referring to) says 80 year old, which Tomoko doesn't know about or what an 80 year old Joseph looks like.
@CaptainMizuki
@CaptainMizuki 3 жыл бұрын
@@someguy-hc8gi copied
@serra102
@serra102 3 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainMizuki don't be such an asshole over it
@justamonkeywithinternetaccess
@justamonkeywithinternetaccess 3 жыл бұрын
My theory is that Joseph practiced hamon to keep him young, but then after he cheated, he felt guilty so he stopped so he could age with his wife. If he used hamon to look young, then tomoko would have a good reason to make that mistake.
@satominanase6342
@satominanase6342 4 жыл бұрын
Joseph: I hate the Japanese! Curse the Japanese! Also Joseph: cheats on his wife and summons the *one-night stand* on Josuke's mom
@Blasckk
@Blasckk 4 жыл бұрын
It was probably more than one-night stand... Or was a one-night stand that great that the lady still wet about it 16 years before.
@Joshuaxofficial
@Joshuaxofficial 4 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo one night stand, golden
@absolutemadlad5662
@absolutemadlad5662 4 жыл бұрын
One night stando
@kurodracovalladares8823
@kurodracovalladares8823 4 жыл бұрын
This reminds of of cotton hill
@GrumpyBearRawr
@GrumpyBearRawr 4 жыл бұрын
@@Blasckk He definitely hit her with the hamon overdrive.
@nozero1
@nozero1 2 жыл бұрын
I've never seen him this restrained. It must take Jotaro every fibre of his being not to call a woman a bitch and shove her away.
@usman5140
@usman5140 2 жыл бұрын
she just lost her father, he tried to not go overboard
@shawerful5209
@shawerful5209 Жыл бұрын
He is married at this point.
@mrnukes797
@mrnukes797 Жыл бұрын
​@@shawerful5209plus tomoko is family
@kalakritistudios
@kalakritistudios Жыл бұрын
@@mrnukes797 Didn't stop him at his mother. I think he just doesn't do it with his technical grandma's.
@honounome
@honounome Жыл бұрын
hes not an edgy teen anymore
@dungeonmaster1687
@dungeonmaster1687 4 жыл бұрын
Jotaro:ORA ORA ORA Dio:MUDA MUDA MUDA Josuke's mom:SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI
@sonicking7871
@sonicking7871 4 жыл бұрын
@Shoesuke Higashikata ha
@maruseyes1320
@maruseyes1320 4 жыл бұрын
@heavens door in russian too
@OswaldVon
@OswaldVon 3 жыл бұрын
Best comment!!!
@PRINCEE47_
@PRINCEE47_ 3 жыл бұрын
Skiskiskiskiskiskiskiski
@supercato9613
@supercato9613 3 жыл бұрын
Boingo: *KUKI* - chokes - *KUKIKU KUKUI KUK KIKU UH* - chokes again and dies -
@thepeopleonthecouch2928
@thepeopleonthecouch2928 5 жыл бұрын
I love how Jotaro's jacket is super badass but he's also wearing a dad sweater.
@whatever-happened-to-marti
@whatever-happened-to-marti 4 жыл бұрын
ThePeopleOnTheCouch *EXACTLY* Anyways Jolyne was a kid during DiU and i don’t think he divorced yet(?
@kazumas3369
@kazumas3369 3 жыл бұрын
@@whatever-happened-to-marti 0:21 look at his left hand. There is no wedding ring, so he is probably divorced
@lain5858
@lain5858 3 жыл бұрын
@@whatever-happened-to-marti No, Jotaro divorced when Jolyne was a teenager
@lain5858
@lain5858 3 жыл бұрын
@@kazumas3369 Jotaro divorced when Jolyne was 14 And he never talked to anyone about his marriage that's why he don't use any ring
@FahmanBakri
@FahmanBakri 3 жыл бұрын
he even drives a dad's car
@theodorwilliam6943
@theodorwilliam6943 8 жыл бұрын
Funny how Jospeh stated he hated the Japanese in part 3, apparently not enough not to put a baby in one
@JaggerIsBurritos
@JaggerIsBurritos 8 жыл бұрын
Deo Donum *Joseph
@theodorwilliam6943
@theodorwilliam6943 8 жыл бұрын
HammerMC I'll edit it
@AngryHomunculus
@AngryHomunculus 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah now that I'm thinking about it, some of the things in the part 3 teaser don't make sense; he says (or rather complains) that Jotaro doesn't know what he looks like, but if he had the affair with Tomoko 4 years prior to part 3, then the fact that Japan is really far away from the East Coast of America isn't as big of an issue as he made it out to be. Also wouldn't any other man at least try to attempt to visit the family they have in the country he visited, but the fact he says Jotaro doesn't know his face means that he didn't even do that; he just hit it, quit it, and then left the country. (Sorry if this comment is poorly worded; I was in a rush and on the toilet)
@theodorwilliam6943
@theodorwilliam6943 8 жыл бұрын
Hasmeister96 lol, well it's an interesting point, though I think he might only have found out about Josuke's existence after part 3
@unkindled6410
@unkindled6410 8 жыл бұрын
joseph was probably in japan visitng holy, ended up drunk because he was mad because his daughter is in the country he hates, banged tomoko while very drunk, then used the joestar family secret tecnique and never returned, or this happened knowyourmeme.com/photos/982081-jojo-s-bizarre-adventure
@goldenelfboots4595
@goldenelfboots4595 2 жыл бұрын
To people who wonder how Tomoko could mistake Joseph: When Joseph banged Tomoko, it was 5 years before SDC. He may have been bare shaven. He may have been practicing Hamon and still looked young. Jotaro is only half japanese. He's got similar eyecolor as Joseph. He's of same height. He's of similar build. Joestar face (and body) genes strong. It is my headcanon that Joseph feeling remorseful for cheating on Suzie, stopped practicing Hamon and grew old together with Suzie, and also growing a beard. Also 5 years is enough to change hair color from just having some grey around the temples, to have mostly full on grey hair, in particular together with stopping doing hamon. Some people, even without the hamon, ages drastic over just a few years. It is like they go, no aging, no aging, no aging.. then boom! old! That's how life is.
@saidi7975
@saidi7975 2 жыл бұрын
This is pretty plausible ! And somewhere in the afterlife, Jonathan and Erina are pissed that Joseph did not take responsibility for Josuke who had to grow up without a father...
@bayroncastillo7653
@bayroncastillo7653 2 жыл бұрын
Nice
@nagigachamania6936
@nagigachamania6936 Жыл бұрын
​@@saidi7975he didn't even know he existed, and even though he was old and much weaker than before and there was a FUCKING serial killer at large he didn't hesitate in coming to Morioh help his son. Say anything about Joseph, but he's a great dad (plus a good and VERY patient grandfather, for putting up with the rudeness of his teenage grandson towards him)
@vendingvending3371
@vendingvending3371 Жыл бұрын
​​@@nagigachamania6936lso in EOH when Josuke dies when you put old Joseph in the party with him, he begs to be a good father to him for once, it was really sad
@aino-kaisav5504
@aino-kaisav5504 Жыл бұрын
I want to believe this ia canon.
@Tuxita99
@Tuxita99 6 жыл бұрын
Jotaro: "I'm Josuke's nephew" Tomoko: "And how old are you?" Jotaro: "28" Tomoko: *Dafuq?!*
@AirahsELL
@AirahsELL 5 жыл бұрын
In another timeline: "this is my daughter. She's 6."
@tarambukis-c2q
@tarambukis-c2q 5 жыл бұрын
wdym nephew lmao
@AirahsELL
@AirahsELL 5 жыл бұрын
@@tarambukis-c2q jotaro is Josuke's nephew. Joseph cheated on his wife with a Japanese woman and she had Josuke, who is Joseph's son. Jotaro is Joseph's grandson, so that makes Josuke Jotaro's uncle.
@Visceralx1
@Visceralx1 4 жыл бұрын
@@tarambukis-c2q Joseph cheat on Suzie q and made Josuke with Tomoko
@EntropicMalevolence
@EntropicMalevolence 4 жыл бұрын
@@AirahsELL Joestar Family Tree is as much of a mess as the Legend of Zelda timeline
@julioalonsocarlosmartinez7474
@julioalonsocarlosmartinez7474 6 жыл бұрын
Jotaro: Damn you, gramps you cheated on your wife and don’t take care of your son, you’re so irresponsible Joseph: Yeah, how’s your marriage and daughter? Jotaro: Yare Yare Daze
@Mr.Faust3
@Mr.Faust3 4 жыл бұрын
At least he took responsibility
@Gia1911Logous
@Gia1911Logous 4 жыл бұрын
Well... Kakyoin laid an egg
@cthpng9437
@cthpng9437 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mr.Faust3 Yes,by leaving them 😂😂😂
@iansmith4727
@iansmith4727 4 жыл бұрын
@@cthpng9437 he's divorced so he doesn't have to
@SusieBlup
@SusieBlup 4 жыл бұрын
Ian Smith ? Even if he’s divorced that doesn’t mean it’s ok to abandon his daughter Edit: I get he did it to protect her, but it would've been nice if he explained that since the beginning instead of waiting 19 years
@crrlvrs
@crrlvrs 7 жыл бұрын
1:11 eventually Tomoko stopped thinking
@bentowers7743
@bentowers7743 6 жыл бұрын
She was fantasizing about him
@Anno_AD
@Anno_AD 6 жыл бұрын
@@alderstifen7738 Yes yes yes yes YES
@iwillchokeyou9508
@iwillchokeyou9508 5 жыл бұрын
is that a part 2 reference?
@apalumbo8585
@apalumbo8585 5 жыл бұрын
Anno Domination OH MY GOD
@SteveSmith-ty8ko
@SteveSmith-ty8ko 5 жыл бұрын
Anno Domination No no no no NO!
@nijimuraokuyasu8830
@nijimuraokuyasu8830 3 жыл бұрын
I just realized having an uncle is a jojo reference
@jackolantern5183
@jackolantern5183 3 жыл бұрын
Retreating is a jojo reference
@sughrinihil
@sughrinihil 3 жыл бұрын
Damn it, I don't have an uncle!
@shreyanshsrivastava8404
@shreyanshsrivastava8404 3 жыл бұрын
Your next line is"Oi Josuke". To you
@nijimuraokuyasu8830
@nijimuraokuyasu8830 3 жыл бұрын
@@shreyanshsrivastava8404 oi jo-W-WHAT
@shreyanshsrivastava8404
@shreyanshsrivastava8404 3 жыл бұрын
Next you're gonna say" how did you know what I was gonna say?" To you
@erojerisiz1571
@erojerisiz1571 4 жыл бұрын
Part 3 Jotaro: F U C K O F F Part 4 Jotaro: Sorry to disappoint but I'm not Joseph
@duckwithabs4537
@duckwithabs4537 3 жыл бұрын
He had to have some training with his wife
@dexter2898
@dexter2898 3 жыл бұрын
Character development 🤔
@aleph_rose
@aleph_rose 3 жыл бұрын
Downgrade
@nijimuraokuyasu8830
@nijimuraokuyasu8830 3 жыл бұрын
@@aleph_rose OI JOSUKE WHO IS THIS GAY LOOKING BLOND MAN
@aleph_rose
@aleph_rose 3 жыл бұрын
@@nijimuraokuyasu8830 Ask that to ur DAD WRYYY
@bruh2491
@bruh2491 4 жыл бұрын
“Josuke hasn’t come back from school...yet” bruh she gave my boy an invitation to smash
@generalconcannon202
@generalconcannon202 4 жыл бұрын
Funny of you to say smash, hand kink man
@absolutemadlad5662
@absolutemadlad5662 4 жыл бұрын
that's why he left, he didn't see no switch
@cheesydelphox1552
@cheesydelphox1552 4 жыл бұрын
when she invites you over to f-mega and chill but then she starts taking her clothes off
@gilangramanda3643
@gilangramanda3643 3 жыл бұрын
STAH FINGAH
@docrivers8211
@docrivers8211 3 жыл бұрын
she basically said, come pound me and this dude said i dont speak to thots
@margarethmichelina5146
@margarethmichelina5146 7 жыл бұрын
Remember guys, Jotaro is already have a daughter on this part. So, he's a DILF.
@rifqihanief2909
@rifqihanief2909 7 жыл бұрын
margareth michelina dilf and milf its fair i guess
@margarethmichelina5146
@margarethmichelina5146 7 жыл бұрын
Shalonda Fielder I know. And Jolyne was 6 on part 4.
@luisalbertoarenasaraya4579
@luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 7 жыл бұрын
And the bitch Jouta
@margarethmichelina5146
@margarethmichelina5146 7 жыл бұрын
LUIS ALBERTO ARENAS ARAYA Who's Jouta?
@luisalbertoarenasaraya4579
@luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 7 жыл бұрын
Trash from CLAMP drugs
@herpydepth3849
@herpydepth3849 2 жыл бұрын
Joestar? YES Married? YES Daughter? YES Wrinkles? NO Shame. Jotaro was almost perfectly meeting Tomoko’s criteria
@javiercortez718
@javiercortez718 5 жыл бұрын
1:35 this sudden realization of jotaro’s eye brow connecting to his hair has brought me great pain
@elijahfromanalternateunive2984
@elijahfromanalternateunive2984 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao that shit looks like it was drawn on with a permanent marker
@naisaShip
@naisaShip 5 жыл бұрын
why did you have to say it bruhhh
@TwistedFireX
@TwistedFireX 5 жыл бұрын
*FUCK GO BACK*
@nancyfantauzzi3242
@nancyfantauzzi3242 5 жыл бұрын
Why did you have to mention it tho
@DukeTeo
@DukeTeo 5 жыл бұрын
Why?! Why?! Now I’m scarred
@bubblemaximus6500
@bubblemaximus6500 7 жыл бұрын
What's Josuke's mom's favourite winter activity? 0:37
@Kirkland-Consumer
@Kirkland-Consumer 6 жыл бұрын
Ski
@owenprior7106
@owenprior7106 5 жыл бұрын
Snowboarding
@samueld.6383
@samueld.6383 5 жыл бұрын
r/badpuns
@vivanloslunes7493
@vivanloslunes7493 5 жыл бұрын
I suppose is just because they wanna show us how Tomoko love Joseph, but without making interacting she with he, because.... i don't know, maybe because could be weird... i mean, she is a young mother, Joseph is a oldman.
@andreazeca2437
@andreazeca2437 5 жыл бұрын
@@vivanloslunes7493 r/woosh I think ?
@MemesToa
@MemesToa 6 жыл бұрын
Jotaro: "I'm here in his place" *Drives off* Tomoko: ... Target acquired.
@hocthaitrinh3640
@hocthaitrinh3640 4 жыл бұрын
Excuse me wtf
@myname0198
@myname0198 4 жыл бұрын
fair enough
@Rohan-bz4kn
@Rohan-bz4kn 4 жыл бұрын
I read that in mcmillan's voice
@Barbxtoes
@Barbxtoes 2 жыл бұрын
Ah shit......
@mtk77621
@mtk77621 2 жыл бұрын
It seems no one is commenting on how considerate Jitaro was being in this scene: Not only does he exert restraint with a woman who just lost her father, he also tries to cheer up Tomoko from her disappointment by telling her that Joseph would have been here and protected her if he could.
@Cebollas
@Cebollas Жыл бұрын
Jitaro
@mtk77621
@mtk77621 Жыл бұрын
@@Cebollas If you know you know ;)
@yveswisemoon6644
@yveswisemoon6644 Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@ajaheentrim3023
@ajaheentrim3023 Жыл бұрын
Jiji's bizarre adventure: Jinathan Joestar, Jiseph Joestar, Jisuke Joestar, Jitaro Joestar, Joylne Joestar Gior.... Jilyne Joestar. Yep this was one good anime
@Dstyo21
@Dstyo21 8 ай бұрын
​@@ajaheentrim3023jhinny joestar, gippy joestar
@Vargas3499
@Vargas3499 8 жыл бұрын
She probably thought Joseph got back into his Hamon training :P
@remainderofsturgeonslaw7156
@remainderofsturgeonslaw7156 7 жыл бұрын
How would Tomoko (Josuke's mom) ever know about Joseph's Hamon training? Like what, before/after they fucked they had a Q&A or something?!
@ShockWithoutFear
@ShockWithoutFear 7 жыл бұрын
Christ vargas Going back to Hamon training would only make his age stationary not younger
@gbdornls
@gbdornls 7 жыл бұрын
Shockwave3456 like tomoko would have extensive knowlege about this
@ShockWithoutFear
@ShockWithoutFear 7 жыл бұрын
Gabriel D You assume she knows about Hamon in the first place?
@NireFuster
@NireFuster 6 жыл бұрын
Joseph probably used some hamon technique while banging her
@Theblondegamer2012
@Theblondegamer2012 8 жыл бұрын
"But he's old now, I can't let him come here" 8 episodes later "Fuck it guys, gotta bring in Mr Joestar, putting him in direct peril, no other way"
@TrajGreekFire
@TrajGreekFire 8 жыл бұрын
Araki fucked up something
@unkindled6410
@unkindled6410 8 жыл бұрын
joseph came by himself, but jotaro was going to take the oportunity to ask him to take a spirit picture of akira, but it ended up not even needing it, couldnt he ask to take one of kira later on? nah, araki forgot he could dot that
@firepuppies4086
@firepuppies4086 8 жыл бұрын
leonardo luiz lima I'll take it as he wanted him to rest a bit, especially with the invisible baby being added
@unkindled6410
@unkindled6410 8 жыл бұрын
Fire puppies but considering there was a mass murderer and dangerous stand user on the loose...
@firepuppies4086
@firepuppies4086 8 жыл бұрын
leonardo luiz lima more reason for a senile old man to step back
@rehm9420
@rehm9420 4 жыл бұрын
The real question is.. How tf can Jotaro fit in a car??
@huseynialtug
@huseynialtug 3 жыл бұрын
Good question
@amaymaypenguin
@amaymaypenguin 3 жыл бұрын
I imagine it’s like shaq fitting in his city car 😂😂
@duxhunt
@duxhunt 3 жыл бұрын
Mf is Soundwave and mass shifting
@MariOmor1
@MariOmor1 3 жыл бұрын
Depends. Were cars in 1999 taller than those today?
@Silly_Illidan
@Silly_Illidan 3 жыл бұрын
Stand powah
@kakarotorgoku2481
@kakarotorgoku2481 3 жыл бұрын
I still love how under all the "I hate you" vibes, Jotaro still loves his family
@C_C-e1s
@C_C-e1s Ай бұрын
Stone ocean....😔
@r._.l
@r._.l 5 жыл бұрын
the only things jotaro talks to: -males -dolphins -pink dolphins
@panzerfich
@panzerfich 4 жыл бұрын
Also, he kinda hates green dolphins
@eves558
@eves558 4 жыл бұрын
When you say male's you meant just Kakiyoin right?
@r._.l
@r._.l 4 жыл бұрын
Moonii •_• mhm exactly males that lick cherries lmao-
@tariqzead2338
@tariqzead2338 4 жыл бұрын
Again with gay jotaro
@cornbreadloverrr
@cornbreadloverrr 4 жыл бұрын
he even abandoned his wife and child because they are women
@nevilo1
@nevilo1 5 жыл бұрын
Jonathan is truly ashamed of is lineage.
@InfernosReaper
@InfernosReaper 4 жыл бұрын
Yes. He'd have given Jotaro a good trashing for leaving that woman alone knowing there's danger about.
@lain5858
@lain5858 4 жыл бұрын
@@InfernosReaper Jonathan is a very tolerant person he don't trash people. Also why Jotaro would stay with Tomoko? He is the target (because he is a stand user, not Tomoko) And this is a Joseph problem anyway, Jotaro is already being too nice helping joseph.
@InfernosReaper
@InfernosReaper 4 жыл бұрын
@@lain5858 Jotaro wasn't a target for anyone before he took down Angelo. Meanwhile, Josuke is a stand user, which will attract attention anyway, but Josuke can't be home watching over things all the time, because of school. Jotaro should have tried to hang around to watch over them, but he spends most of the series not doing anything in his hotel room until he has no choice but to go out.
@lain5858
@lain5858 4 жыл бұрын
@@InfernosReaper Yeah, Stand users attract each other And you would know that Jotaro was working together with Speedwagon Foundation tracking down all possible dangerous Stand users in Morioh and the arrows (that he was already searching for years with polnareff) That's why Jotaro knew about the ratts, already had all Angelo's profile and Josuke started to be a target because Jotaro was there searching for the arrows. Even red hot user said it. Also did you just forget SHA arc? Who was walking around trying to find some evidence on Shingeshi's death? lol Jotaro and Rohan bassicaly did all the detective work Jotaro even catch Kira's father but Okyasu being stupid just let him go. Again, Jotaro talked to Tomoko just to help joseph. Joseph's affairs was not even his problem 🙄 I think you mean "Josuke bassicaly spend half of this part trying to get money until he has no choice and help to fight Kira"
@InfernosReaper
@InfernosReaper 4 жыл бұрын
@@lain5858 He had a profile on Angelo because the dude showed up in a spirit photography pic and they did research on him as a result. It's not that they had profiles on stand users. He wasn't even certain if he actually was a stand user or not. . Stand users attract other stand users and there's *already* one at that household, because Josuke is one. . Josuke was a target of Angelo, because he got in the way of Angelo's fun earlier, not because he was looking for the stand arrow. Beating Angelo is what brought Josuke into a bigger conflict involving stand users. . As for "coordinating with the Speedwagon foundation" they really didn't do much, because they missed pretty much every stand user in that whole damn town and might as well have not even been there. . Most of Jotaro's time really is not doing anything. As for Josuke, similar case, but once he finds out about Kira, he does do more. . As for Tomoko, Jotaro says that if Joseph had been there, the death of her father could've been prevented, but the same could be said for if he had been there as well. . Knowing that there were threats, it seems tactically foolish to stay at a hotel that's literally nowhere near *anything*. Johnathan wouldn't have left that household vulnerable just because he didn't want to deal with annoying people. . If Jotaro had been there, when Josuke captured Angelo's stand, it could've gone straight to Jotaro instead of being left out where it could be found.
@diegoxavier9107
@diegoxavier9107 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: while Tomoko's still mistaking Jotaro for Joseph, "Purple Thorns" (Joseph's part 3 theme) is playing in the background. Once Jotaro clears up the misunderstanding, that music abruptly stops, and "Travelers Who Rest" (the Chilltaro theme) starts playing
@JoyconsRUnDriftable-dx9vv
@JoyconsRUnDriftable-dx9vv Жыл бұрын
How do you notice these things? If you were in One Piece, your Observation Haki would be off the charts
@diegoxavier9107
@diegoxavier9107 Жыл бұрын
@@JoyconsRUnDriftable-dx9vv idk, but your name is freaking hilarious
@StarPlatinum7912
@StarPlatinum7912 Жыл бұрын
Dude that’s awesome
@TheRealZazaExpert
@TheRealZazaExpert 5 ай бұрын
How does one find out about this
@macklinwright3966
@macklinwright3966 4 ай бұрын
Damn that’s impressive that you picked up on that.
@StarflameCrimsonOfficial
@StarflameCrimsonOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
"I can't let Joseph here" *A few episodes later* "I'm bringing Joseph here."
@adamryamizard5560
@adamryamizard5560 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't it Joseph going on his own will?
@그냥사람-e9f
@그냥사람-e9f 7 жыл бұрын
part 1: sunlight overdrive!! part 2: hamon overdrivono beato part 3: oraoraoraoraoraoraoraora part 4: *skiskiskiskiskiskiskiskiskiski*
@devilhunterviolet1566
@devilhunterviolet1566 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@candy-cc5rr
@candy-cc5rr 5 жыл бұрын
Part 5: *Ariariariariariariariariariariari*
@ciscokid1214
@ciscokid1214 5 жыл бұрын
Part 5 : vocal percussion from a whole nother level coming from my mind !!!
@skullhammer9899
@skullhammer9899 5 жыл бұрын
AWWW *SKEETSKEETSKEETSKEET*
@bittersweet20
@bittersweet20 5 жыл бұрын
@@skullhammer9899 *GAWDDAYUM*
@lillithb1661
@lillithb1661 4 жыл бұрын
“Hmmm... *looks at crotch* Wait you’re not Joseph!”
@daimianwalker5021
@daimianwalker5021 4 жыл бұрын
@IntrovertierterWichser 😳
@erfanedendonata9088
@erfanedendonata9088 4 жыл бұрын
@IntrovertierterWichser r/cursedcomment
@randy_hato
@randy_hato 4 жыл бұрын
@IntrovertierterWichser ofcourse you would know ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )
@niggamoment6484
@niggamoment6484 3 жыл бұрын
@IntrovertierterWichser 😳
@desertsmeagol7073
@desertsmeagol7073 3 жыл бұрын
Guys what did @introvertierWichser write??
@timothyclark58
@timothyclark58 7 жыл бұрын
kakyoin wants jotaro's mom, josuke's mom wants jotaro, and okuyasu wants josuke's mom...
@Lawrence1999
@Lawrence1999 6 жыл бұрын
Anderson Dalmeus LMAOOO
@KenjiAsakura09
@KenjiAsakura09 6 жыл бұрын
NAISU~
@deadfr0g
@deadfr0g 6 жыл бұрын
Iss... issa love QUADRANGLE
@rafaelnoboa2193
@rafaelnoboa2193 5 жыл бұрын
It’s quite the roundabout
@devilhunterviolet1566
@devilhunterviolet1566 5 жыл бұрын
NIIIIIIIICE !!!
@froylanhernandezmera2924
@froylanhernandezmera2924 Жыл бұрын
0:21 *Jotaro: i have a wife and daughther* *Tomoko: that never stop me before*
@sonpacosta9936
@sonpacosta9936 6 ай бұрын
OH! MAI! GOOOOOOD! it's true
@froylanhernandezmera2924
@froylanhernandezmera2924 6 ай бұрын
The truth is before I started watching the anime I thought that Josuke was his son and I thought it was funny that he had for a wife what he hated and a son with more heart than him.​@@sonpacosta9936
@tangetstone2.045
@tangetstone2.045 2 ай бұрын
He was probably divorced at this point
@dalcomaroni9837
@dalcomaroni9837 Ай бұрын
@@tangetstone2.045 nah, i think he divorced when Jolyne was 14, Jolyne woulda been like 7 years old
@Ajay-ch7xl
@Ajay-ch7xl 4 жыл бұрын
Tomoko : "are you leaving already ?" Jotaro: "yeah" Jotaro: virginity is cool
@marcoanimacoes5690
@marcoanimacoes5690 4 жыл бұрын
𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙮 𝙥𝙪𝙧𝙚
@hakkei3088
@hakkei3088 4 жыл бұрын
he already had jolyne by now, so he’s not...
@lain5858
@lain5858 4 жыл бұрын
Funny, but Jotaro was already married for almost 7 years there
@Ajay-ch7xl
@Ajay-ch7xl 4 жыл бұрын
@@lain5858 ikr I was just quoting a meme
@DasHoovie
@DasHoovie 4 жыл бұрын
Jolyne's mom must be such a quiet girl and im sure she didnt blush the first time she saw jotaro otherwise he would never marry her
@k-dash7245
@k-dash7245 7 жыл бұрын
1:29 "You're leaving already?" *insert BRAZZERS logo*
@a8803021
@a8803021 6 жыл бұрын
JoJo's BRAZZERS Adventure
@pedroaf3712
@pedroaf3712 5 жыл бұрын
@@a8803021 😂😂😂
@TilinBatallador
@TilinBatallador 5 жыл бұрын
@@a8803021 hahaha
@danolix
@danolix 5 жыл бұрын
YAKAMASHI
@eternalemrys
@eternalemrys 5 жыл бұрын
She wanted the ora ora but we aren't talking punches
@octaviolopez7475
@octaviolopez7475 4 жыл бұрын
Jotaro: "im not joseph" Tomoko: (putting a grey haired wig on jotaro) "i dont care"
@lilbroomstick6328
@lilbroomstick6328 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@notjosephssimp833
@notjosephssimp833 4 жыл бұрын
Octavio López I wouldn’t care too
@bruh_v5166
@bruh_v5166 4 жыл бұрын
And now the bloodline is gonna get more fucked up
@gangrenousgandalf2102
@gangrenousgandalf2102 4 жыл бұрын
@@bruh_v5166 Jotaro would've killed her if she tried anything, let's be honest.
@humanbean9969
@humanbean9969 3 жыл бұрын
@Blueberry Sweets jolyne was already born at this point
@ridawassan2102
@ridawassan2102 Жыл бұрын
1:16 this scene of him having to bend down to make eye contact with tomoko always cracks me up
@Love-Sensibility
@Love-Sensibility 9 ай бұрын
Its so not him!XD Its cute when he does that tho
@Brendanj101
@Brendanj101 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not Joseph, I'm his grandson" "Eh, good enough" And that is how Jolyne was born.
@גיאורטנשטיין
@גיאורטנשטיין 4 жыл бұрын
Jolyne was born 7 years before part 4
@Shinrakaichu
@Shinrakaichu 4 жыл бұрын
@@גיאורטנשטיין the fact that you didn't get the joke is worrying
@גיאורטנשטיין
@גיאורטנשטיין 4 жыл бұрын
@@Shinrakaichu I did get the joke. I just don't like it cause it's not funny
@BaraWilmer
@BaraWilmer 4 жыл бұрын
@@גיאורטנשטיין shut it
@גיאורטנשטיין
@גיאורטנשטיין 4 жыл бұрын
@@BaraWilmer No need to be a dick about me not liking a joke. Besides, if Tomoko was a thot, she would've moved on from Joseph by now
@VentKlik
@VentKlik 4 жыл бұрын
I love that the defining feature between Joseph and Jotaro is that one has wrinkles and the other doesn't.
@bruh_v5166
@bruh_v5166 4 жыл бұрын
Jotaro every other time he gets into the car: ah fu**, I can't fit in!
@pacoramon9468
@pacoramon9468 2 жыл бұрын
One being a half japanese in his 20's and the other a white man in his 60's has nothing to do.
@Kcinthasun
@Kcinthasun Жыл бұрын
@@pacoramon9468 he’s basically saying they look that much alike
@sonpanchan
@sonpanchan Жыл бұрын
All Joestar men are suppose to look a lot like each other. In part 2 Speedwagon and Erina bring up how much Joseph looks like Jonathan. Josuke when he meets Jotaro thinks he looks like him. There's this clip confirming that Jotaro looks like Joseph. Then in Part 5 Koichi comments on how Giorno looks a lot like Jotaro.
@killherqueen
@killherqueen Жыл бұрын
@@bruh_v5166 pause
@edgargaebolg9307
@edgargaebolg9307 8 жыл бұрын
At 0:48, Tomoko stops for a tenth of second to look at Jotaro's crotch
@edgegod4223
@edgegod4223 8 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Bane_Amesta
@Bane_Amesta 7 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing xDDDDDDDDDDD
@TheDiamondBladeHD
@TheDiamondBladeHD 7 жыл бұрын
Check if he has 'the joestar family technique'
@KiwamiClaud
@KiwamiClaud 7 жыл бұрын
Running away? oh god THE IMPLICATIONS THERE
@Salim-RS
@Salim-RS 7 жыл бұрын
THE JOESTAR SEXDRIVE CAN NEVER BE DIMINISHED BY MERE SICKNESS (I will love you if you know what I'm referring to, no homo)
@thomasparkin259
@thomasparkin259 Жыл бұрын
Jotaro was surprisingly patient with Tomoko, I guess he felt sorry for how Joseph had treated her and the recent death of her father.
@YoungMotherfukkindaggerdick
@YoungMotherfukkindaggerdick 7 жыл бұрын
That piano version of the stardust crusaders theme in the background 😂
@shulamitwhatsittoya6550
@shulamitwhatsittoya6550 7 жыл бұрын
Flex Beast I know this is late, but did you notice Josephs theme kicking in during the skeet skeeing?
@c.ekiller6802
@c.ekiller6802 4 жыл бұрын
@@shulamitwhatsittoya6550 shit
@weather9405
@weather9405 4 жыл бұрын
why tho?
@ulises.-.5455
@ulises.-.5455 4 жыл бұрын
@@shulamitwhatsittoya6550 late but do you have the link?
@shulamitwhatsittoya6550
@shulamitwhatsittoya6550 4 жыл бұрын
@@ulises.-.5455 kzbin.info/www/bejne/emaykIpurqmcnZY
@Peace8267
@Peace8267 7 жыл бұрын
"I can't let Joseph come to this town" *a few days later "I've invited Joseph to this town so that he could help us defeat these dangerous stands." OK.
@toksykus770
@toksykus770 6 жыл бұрын
He said Joseph came to Morioh against his will and that he couldn't stop him.
@demi-fiendoftime3825
@demi-fiendoftime3825 6 жыл бұрын
Tokarief The man is a 89 years old real estate tycoon with a stand that can track and find multiple things and he defeated the ultimate lifeform he maybe old and senile but he will still go where he dam pleases
@realhumanbean7915
@realhumanbean7915 6 жыл бұрын
Demi-Fiend of Time I mean, he fucking saved the world from something worse than all villains combined
@moisesmartinezmorales5885
@moisesmartinezmorales5885 6 жыл бұрын
Demi-Fiend of Time damn straight
@scott806
@scott806 6 жыл бұрын
Demi-Fiend of Time nothing beats za warudo not even the ultimate lifeform especially in anime time where talking is a free action
@fadifozberry6511
@fadifozberry6511 4 жыл бұрын
You can tell joseph is the master of the joestar technique The dude ran away from child support
@perke7456
@perke7456 4 жыл бұрын
Even if he has millions. Lmfaoo
@gangrenousgandalf2102
@gangrenousgandalf2102 4 жыл бұрын
This is the cleverest jojoke I've heard in a long time.
@someguyyoufoundonyoutube8744
@someguyyoufoundonyoutube8744 3 жыл бұрын
jotaro also did
@m1l22
@m1l22 3 жыл бұрын
*Tactically Retreated
@estherobazee9370
@estherobazee9370 3 жыл бұрын
Yare Yare Daze
@Silly_Illidan
@Silly_Illidan 3 жыл бұрын
Josuke's mom mirrored the dazed expression Joseph had when he realised that Lisa Lisa was his mom
@closet7401
@closet7401 4 жыл бұрын
1:11 she seems very crestfallen. Her father just died and she finds momentary solace at the thought of Joseph coming back, only to find out that's not the case.
@thejonguy3248
@thejonguy3248 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s actually very sad. Poor miss Higashikata :(
@daddy_.rome0
@daddy_.rome0 3 жыл бұрын
Nah she was thinking of smashing Jotaro
@jackolantern5183
@jackolantern5183 3 жыл бұрын
@@daddy_.rome0 I thought she looks more annoyed
@daddy_.rome0
@daddy_.rome0 3 жыл бұрын
@@jackolantern5183 possibly but I think she must be a stand user. Her senses softened the moment she saw long schlong requiem.
@geckopecko
@geckopecko 3 жыл бұрын
i thought she was shocked because jotaro said he was joseph's *grandson*
@ey8648
@ey8648 4 жыл бұрын
Mom: Sees 28 year-old japanese boy *Thinks it's a wrinkly grey-haired 80 year old white man*
@garsifeld4510
@garsifeld4510 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair I think she slept with him when he looked more like stardust crusaders Joseph but still
@nikolatodorov6639
@nikolatodorov6639 4 жыл бұрын
MetalFrogg 60 years old, because it was 1983 when they had an affair. Plus hamon can keep you young for longer than regular humans.
@ey8648
@ey8648 4 жыл бұрын
@@nikolatodorov6639 She knows that 20 years passed and he will look a lot older
@yoshikagekira3817
@yoshikagekira3817 4 жыл бұрын
It
@king_thanos_2116
@king_thanos_2116 4 жыл бұрын
@@nikolatodorov6639 But he did not use hamon to keep younger
@soggynoodles6250
@soggynoodles6250 8 жыл бұрын
how can he be mistaken for joseph....JOSEPH WAS 65
@sterlingmuse5808
@sterlingmuse5808 7 жыл бұрын
They do have a very similar frame, actually. Before Joseph went senile, they even had the same shoulders.
@ProjectLDV
@ProjectLDV 7 жыл бұрын
Wondering the same thing, it only makes sense if she's comparing Jotaro to young Joseph who looks almost exactly like Jotaro.
@4Roman204
@4Roman204 7 жыл бұрын
ProjectLDV Well, Joseph made Josuke with her in his 60's. Not so young, if you think about it.
@siraphopcheepudomwit5502
@siraphopcheepudomwit5502 7 жыл бұрын
Maybe Hamon Breath?
@Mepphy99
@Mepphy99 7 жыл бұрын
Logic
@Jayerbruh
@Jayerbruh 2 жыл бұрын
that’s actually so sad that she would embrace joseph even after him being a shit partner
@CidGuerreiro1234
@CidGuerreiro1234 5 жыл бұрын
In another timeline, Jotaro smashed it just to get back at Josuke for messing up his hat.
@harizirfan5117
@harizirfan5117 4 жыл бұрын
And jolyne is born
@user-qj7mx3ro8k
@user-qj7mx3ro8k 4 жыл бұрын
@@harizirfan5117 This family bloodline is already fucked up so who cares now, Jotaro should have banged Josuke's mom. Revenge for his hat
@InfernosReaper
@InfernosReaper 4 жыл бұрын
@@user-qj7mx3ro8k He is not his grandfather, who banged Josuke's mom as revenge for the Japanese stealing his precious daughter and on Suzy Q for not sending that important telegram
@petrsvoboda3207
@petrsvoboda3207 4 жыл бұрын
when your nephew is also your step-dad
@GaiusIntrepidus
@GaiusIntrepidus 4 жыл бұрын
@@demdude1744 hey atleast theres Doppio
@danielj4996
@danielj4996 4 жыл бұрын
I love every time Jotaro has screen time a stardust crusaders theme softly sounds in the background , it’s very fitting
@tungabunga4107
@tungabunga4107 3 жыл бұрын
Its his theme
@abhrajitdhar4628
@abhrajitdhar4628 3 жыл бұрын
It's his Part 4 theme: Stardust Man Appears
@liamrileyborres
@liamrileyborres 3 жыл бұрын
@@tungabunga4107 I think the actual name is called Stardust Crusaders. The name of the song, I mean.
@tungabunga4107
@tungabunga4107 3 жыл бұрын
@@liamrileyborres no its not
@liamrileyborres
@liamrileyborres 3 жыл бұрын
@@tungabunga4107 I asked Alexa and it said it was, maybe different songs but leitmotif?
@MoonHowler340
@MoonHowler340 4 жыл бұрын
Jotaro: I'm not Joseph take a look Tomoko: *camera stops at **0:49** to take a look*
@jackolantern5183
@jackolantern5183 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@howardmenton9286
@howardmenton9286 3 жыл бұрын
HAHA i just noticed it
@rangopistacho6928
@rangopistacho6928 3 жыл бұрын
Jotaro: my eyes are up here, good grief and your a relative as well
@killherqueen
@killherqueen Жыл бұрын
FINALLY someone noticed damn "Wait u aren't Joseph? hmm lemme check smth rq" 😱 "Ok nvm yep you aren't him..."
@pkmntrainerred4247
@pkmntrainerred4247 Жыл бұрын
That pause would've led to something entirely different if this was something other than JOJO
@chalkstiick
@chalkstiick 2 жыл бұрын
jotaro is huge
@weedsmokinger
@weedsmokinger 2 ай бұрын
He's 6'5
@Demokaze_Official
@Demokaze_Official Ай бұрын
Ayo?
@buffvegito
@buffvegito Ай бұрын
So is Joseph and Jonathan They are the same height
@Demokaze_Official
@Demokaze_Official Ай бұрын
@@buffvegito ye, and jotaro
@sabersroommate8293
@sabersroommate8293 4 жыл бұрын
0:28 Jotaro: Ok think about your happy place Jotaro. Jolyne, my wife and Dolphins.
@gangrenousgandalf2102
@gangrenousgandalf2102 4 жыл бұрын
Kakyoin,
@vanguardRailgun924
@vanguardRailgun924 3 жыл бұрын
I think you mean Dolphins Dolphins and Kakyoin
@emanuelescobarlizarro8258
@emanuelescobarlizarro8258 3 жыл бұрын
Why tf are there so many damn dolphin jokes
@Julia-cp9nt
@Julia-cp9nt 3 жыл бұрын
by 1999 jotaro was already divorced
@itsanegg5639
@itsanegg5639 3 жыл бұрын
@@Julia-cp9nt nope. He divorced when jolyne was 14. So he divorced her in 2006. Also even after being divorced jotaro's wife called him dear. And it's been stated that jotaro was away from his family to protect them
@donotpressmyprofilepic1127
@donotpressmyprofilepic1127 4 жыл бұрын
Jotaro : Take a look at me no wrinkles "proceeds to stare at his balls"
@FROST_HUGGER
@FROST_HUGGER 3 жыл бұрын
Because joseph has some wrinkles in his balls
@ch4d.O_o
@ch4d.O_o 3 жыл бұрын
@@FROST_HUGGER LMAOOO
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 7 жыл бұрын
"SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI ..." *Jotaro gets PTSD and summons Star Platinum:* "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!"
@revengeplays403
@revengeplays403 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@gameronna8600
@gameronna8600 4 жыл бұрын
It's the first time I thought you might be a female
@okayman5863
@okayman5863 4 жыл бұрын
No
@elr6212
@elr6212 3 жыл бұрын
Shame that we never got to see Joseph and Josuke’s mom reunite in the show. That would have been hilarious
@Roderickthegray
@Roderickthegray 5 жыл бұрын
1:12 “I wonder... since Joseph’s not here, maybe his grandson would like to... Jotaro: Mam... Have you seen Josuke or not😑
@hocthaitrinh3640
@hocthaitrinh3640 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao delete this
@inrexon7627
@inrexon7627 4 жыл бұрын
Lol delete this
@kmk99999
@kmk99999 4 жыл бұрын
r/cursedcomments
@user-xp9jo2rv3q
@user-xp9jo2rv3q 4 жыл бұрын
Please delete this
@isuzumax6400
@isuzumax6400 4 жыл бұрын
Delete this
@MaheshwarChandra
@MaheshwarChandra 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen this scene so many times but I just noticed there’s a piano version of jotaros theme there and it’s amazing
@geckopecko
@geckopecko 3 жыл бұрын
ikr it's so soothing, in contrast to the original of electric guitars lmao
@bluevortexpng1211
@bluevortexpng1211 3 жыл бұрын
i also like how the music changes from part 3 joseph's theme to jotaro's piano theme once tomoko realizes he's not joseph
@VermillionMonk
@VermillionMonk 2 жыл бұрын
From memory the Jotaro piano theme is called "Travellers who rest" or something like that
@shduduwuhsdhi1951
@shduduwuhsdhi1951 5 жыл бұрын
1:19 That “Eh” was the cutest thing ever
@neamtu7067
@neamtu7067 4 жыл бұрын
Second only to literally every one of Holly Joestar's lines
@Horzinicla
@Horzinicla 4 жыл бұрын
@@neamtu7067 specially the panties line
@kingibita
@kingibita 4 жыл бұрын
Perfect waifu "Eh"
@Garbo_trashcan
@Garbo_trashcan 4 жыл бұрын
@@neamtu7067 Kakyoin would be proud
@theminekbolt_1924
@theminekbolt_1924 4 жыл бұрын
This is what "?" sounds like
@dmitrykhvostik5975
@dmitrykhvostik5975 3 жыл бұрын
When you realized that Amy Rose confusing Shadow the hedgehog with Sonic was a JoJo reference
@DatLeo47
@DatLeo47 3 жыл бұрын
@Ahmad Adnan *N o*
@adamlmao6893
@adamlmao6893 3 жыл бұрын
@Ahmad Adnan no
@bentowers7743
@bentowers7743 6 жыл бұрын
1:12 She's fantasizing about her and Jotaro
@roxisultimate8152
@roxisultimate8152 4 жыл бұрын
She imagined how her life would be if banged by Jotaro not his grandpa
@eggcelentrat4005
@eggcelentrat4005 4 жыл бұрын
"I think I can make this work"
@roxisultimate8152
@roxisultimate8152 4 жыл бұрын
@@eggcelentrat4005 will you make the doujin?
@bruhbruh6294
@bruhbruh6294 4 жыл бұрын
@@roxisultimate8152 dont fucking give him ideas
@doublecircus
@doublecircus 4 жыл бұрын
read if gay shhhhh
@JudyRChung
@JudyRChung 5 жыл бұрын
* kakyion needs to know your location*
@galaxyatomics
@galaxyatomics 5 жыл бұрын
1:08 “ I’m here to see my uncle. Is he here?”
@eggjason
@eggjason 4 жыл бұрын
Your what?
@BrunoSantos-jp1lv
@BrunoSantos-jp1lv 4 жыл бұрын
@@eggjason Josuke is Jotaro's uncle
@eggjason
@eggjason 4 жыл бұрын
@@BrunoSantos-jp1lv I know I just want to make funier
@laziness6641
@laziness6641 3 жыл бұрын
Jotaro is the only introvert, who's not lazy. He does what he must, but never does more than he should
@definition6486
@definition6486 4 жыл бұрын
0:48 i like how the camera stutters at the crotch for a second lmfao
@drstryker2433
@drstryker2433 4 жыл бұрын
Its just because jotaro has a massive cock.
@tenteclz8731
@tenteclz8731 4 жыл бұрын
DrStryker243 it would of costed you nothing to say this
@drstryker2433
@drstryker2433 4 жыл бұрын
@@tenteclz8731 Jotaro is canonically 6'5'' and wears 2 belts, and you're trying to tell me that he doesn't have a huge cock? you can't deny the truth.
@RandomThings12
@RandomThings12 4 жыл бұрын
so we really gonna discuss about the overall massiveness of a fictional character's cock
@anotherpracticeboy40hrs57
@anotherpracticeboy40hrs57 4 жыл бұрын
Random Things YES YESYES YES
@LunarSovereign
@LunarSovereign 4 жыл бұрын
I never noticed how Jotaro's theme starts playing when she's looking him over, but it's like a slower, sillier piano tune. I love it.
@TheScyphozoa
@TheScyphozoa 8 жыл бұрын
SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET
@edgegod4223
@edgegod4223 8 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@RedwindAndBeyond
@RedwindAndBeyond 7 жыл бұрын
TheScyphozoa Would her stand be called "Get Low"?
@DrakeVagabond
@DrakeVagabond 7 жыл бұрын
Ali Hamad Qabazard her attacks would be "To the window" and "to the wall"
@RedwindAndBeyond
@RedwindAndBeyond 7 жыл бұрын
***** And when she does her battle cry "Skeet Skeet Skeet" she will end it with "God Damn".
@RedwindAndBeyond
@RedwindAndBeyond 7 жыл бұрын
***** I would imagine her stand bashing someone to the window and to the wall that would be brutal.
@rainmakerr5209
@rainmakerr5209 3 жыл бұрын
This scene is even funnier when you realise that he has a wife and daughter at that point
@jotaro9909
@jotaro9909 5 жыл бұрын
I still look damn sexy. Yare Yare Daze...
@kipcidy9048
@kipcidy9048 4 жыл бұрын
hi me from future
@CloudStrife-rw8bj
@CloudStrife-rw8bj 4 жыл бұрын
@@kipcidy9048 Wow... Two Jotaros...
@trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866
@trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866 4 жыл бұрын
@@CloudStrife-rw8bj And ME JOSEPH!
@CloudStrife-rw8bj
@CloudStrife-rw8bj 4 жыл бұрын
@@trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866 Young Joseph, do you know what I'll say next?
@CloudStrife-rw8bj
@CloudStrife-rw8bj 4 жыл бұрын
@just some dude without moustache Nani?
@MBGroth
@MBGroth 4 жыл бұрын
Good ol' Jotaro. Says something cool then takes off in a Corolla.
@LittleMissGuillotine
@LittleMissGuillotine 6 жыл бұрын
this is actualy a really sad scean, she hides what must be anguish at thinking the love of her life had come back to her in her time of need turning out to just be someone here looking for her son.
@HeIsAnAli
@HeIsAnAli 6 жыл бұрын
And the realization that she was about to go to town on her son's nephew...
@InfernosReaper
@InfernosReaper 4 жыл бұрын
@@HeIsAnAli Not a single damn was likely given about that part.
@jimcanterak7349
@jimcanterak7349 3 жыл бұрын
She actually seems just annoyed her father suddenly died. Not sad or angry. Just annoyed.
@vinniekiro
@vinniekiro 7 жыл бұрын
1:56 DEJA V- wrong anime
@ChrissyBoykins10
@ChrissyBoykins10 4 жыл бұрын
@Asocial Toast DOUBLE TRACK DRIFTING
@malev0lent
@malev0lent 4 жыл бұрын
Its funny because takahashi ryosuke is voiced by daisuke ono and takehito koyasu
@hk-ex4gw
@hk-ex4gw 4 жыл бұрын
I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
@lanihawj
@lanihawj 4 жыл бұрын
Joseph, "How dare those Japanese take my sweet adorable little girl from me....*sees Josuke's mom* time to take vengeance".
@gangrenousgandalf2102
@gangrenousgandalf2102 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. This makes so much sense. Josuke was born because Joseph wanted revenge on Japan!
@wonjers
@wonjers 4 жыл бұрын
Even if it wouldn't be a good idea at all, I still really wanted to see a Tomoko and Joseph interaction
@lugabo5756
@lugabo5756 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@barrettoliver2009
@barrettoliver2009 3 жыл бұрын
I really like how in part 4 , Joseph is actually old . It really shows the passage of time , and I think really fleshes out the JJBA universe
@03leviatan
@03leviatan 6 жыл бұрын
if only kakyoin was there
@goku90extreme18
@goku90extreme18 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh boy!" -Sakura, Sojiro (Persona 5).
@InfernosReaper
@InfernosReaper 4 жыл бұрын
@@goku90extreme18 You misspelled Daisuke Jigen
@reisushi3459
@reisushi3459 4 жыл бұрын
@@goku90extreme18 hoo boy*
@lilbroomstick6328
@lilbroomstick6328 4 жыл бұрын
Lets just say josuke would have a new dad AND a new little brother
@muntasermo
@muntasermo 7 жыл бұрын
Did they ever explain how a 70 year old joseph impregnated this young woman ten years ago in the manga??
@thatguywhoplaysguitarandsi4026
@thatguywhoplaysguitarandsi4026 7 жыл бұрын
He still looked young as hell in stardust crusaders, and he had the affair years before.
@muntasermo
@muntasermo 7 жыл бұрын
Thatguywhoplaysguitarandsingsonthatcornerdowntown wasn't he 70 in it? Just hamon makes ppl younger
@thatguywhoplaysguitarandsi4026
@thatguywhoplaysguitarandsi4026 7 жыл бұрын
+lil'tyrone, aka Yung Javier, aka papi chulo He was like 65. Still pretty old, but you couldn't tell if he hadn't gone gray. He might have still had brown hair at 61.
@muntasermo
@muntasermo 7 жыл бұрын
Thatguywhoplaysguitarandsingsonthatcornerdowntown what a cheeser
@k-dash7245
@k-dash7245 7 жыл бұрын
Josuke was born when Tomoko was 21 years old and in college. That means Joseph was around 64 years old when they were in a relationship. Still pretty old, but considering how strong and healthy the Joestar men are, I'm pretty sure his soldiers still march.
@ssjayden2813
@ssjayden2813 5 жыл бұрын
1:12 thats her processing that he just said he’s Josephs grandson
@anotherpracticeboy40hrs57
@anotherpracticeboy40hrs57 4 жыл бұрын
O wait 😂🤣🤣🤣
@hoover6291
@hoover6291 4 жыл бұрын
this has the same energy as joseph learning that lisa lisa was his mom
@keishikura
@keishikura 3 жыл бұрын
My homs Jotaro deserves some respect here. He traveled to Morioh to face off the consequences of his Gramp's sins. Gosh, he even expected to be hit by Josuke
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