Jotaro plays Pokemon Showdown!

[@GermanKinsmen]

You can remake this episode with literally any video game and it doesn't change anything at all. It's beautiful.

[@spinaple]

Such a beautiful Duwang

[@uberman64]

There can be no other place as pretty as this town...

[@GameMasterWLC]

Araki had a good grasp of video games despite them being relatively new.

[@GermanKinsmen]

@peppermint_oj Because it costs me zero dollars to do so.

[@roz9738]

Minecraft

[@arsenusthearsenalswagus4200]

Ash gettings serious: *turns cap backwards* Jotaro getting serious: *removes cap*

[@Dave-wh1nd]

His cap got knocked away i think

[@sholasospolao2202]

Dave's stuff yare yare r/woooosh

[@tsuol7296]

Swagus>Magus

[@daysand123]

Difference being Ash still loses

[@mizu3866]

I made it 666

[@jacoud1576]

I love how D'Arbys wager is always lower than Jotaro's "I wager my soul" "Good. Then I'll wager my gameboy advance"

[@wesnohathas1993]

Who would value a soul more than a GBA?

[@bigbluephoto]

Found the fake gamer

[@jeysenarosa3233]

Considering how rare GBA nowadays, I'd wager my soul as well.

[@deidara122]

Hi I'm Raid Shadow Legends I legit got one for my birthday

[@potsy5263]

Boi

[@thewonderofmonstrosity2699]

Darby: "Do you think i'm a fool?! Jotaro!" Jotaro: "Yes! yes! yes! yes!"

[@KS-wy6ky]

They should swap that to 'I do, I do, I do, iru, iru'.

[@igorlopes8463]

D'Arby thought Jotaro was a total noob, so he had no guard against Jotaro.

[@M0D776]

Now *that* is a pun

[@smashjumperz3138]

OK SCOUT REGIMEN

[@xtzyshuadog]

*HE had no guard against the OHKO, which looks very similar to Mister Joestar's OHNOO*

[@bigbang6052]

Wow that was mind blowing

[@lagzplatinum8413]

Sans approves

[@doomdoofus]

Jotaro: I’ll wager my soul D’arby: I’ll wager my Nintendo switch Me: seems fair enough

[@somdude3494]

A Typical Playaa a nintendo is more important than kakoyin. But of course

[@jotarokujo6920]

All that mattered was that I got the Switch.

[@jasonstarrising]

A Typical Playaa *S W I T C H M O R E I M P O R T A N T*

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

@@jasonstarrising These gambling games makes these interesting.

[@greenrockgirl5150]

Nah man, Jotaro should have wagered WAY more to make a bet equal to a switch.

[@Hazelbeso]

pokemons are basically like stands.

[@ronjayrose9706]

That made me think of Ash as stand user

[@GamerDio1987]

but my ZA WARUDO better than your pokemon

[@HaziqShake]

pokemon are boneless stands

[@realgamersulitigalo4975]

Jotaro Kujo I replied so mista wont hate it or else

[@honeyslime7178]

Was that joeys top percentage rattata?

[@DylansLapplandSimping]

The fact that Magicarp actually outspeeds something gives me chills.

[@firepuppies4086]

Stak is VERY slow. And magikarp has an ok speed

[@user-ms5tq1dh7i]

@@firepuppies4086 yes, that's why stakataka commonly uses counter attack. I found him very weak against Protect, tho.

[@trveno]

stakalaka is slow as hell which is why it has gyro ball a move that increases with damage the slower you are than your opponent

[@A.S._Trunks]

@@trveno So Stakataka has the Spin?

[@vanguardRailgun924]

Speed is Magicarp’s best stat actually.

[@beauvoirferril]

Sheer Cold hitting thrice in a row?! That's a 2.7% chance! This must be the work of an enemy Sta- Er... I mean, Custom Game!

[@blazine1596]

The real question here is how the hell did vulpix one shot snorlax?

[@bakublader1999]

it's an OHKO move and the vulpix has no guard (hackmon ruleset)

[@mannythelazyguy6529]

No guard=everything hits you, you hit everything

[@hi-callaround]

@@blazine1596 noob

[@blazine1596]

Ah sorry i didn't really play sun and moon that much i played pokemon red and gold

[@gomibakosan]

I'm pleasantly surprised at the consistency and detail put into this, both from a Pokemon and aJJBA perspective. This isn't a JoJo shitpost. This is art.

[@Azure9577]

There are a lot of variations of this episode lmao

[@firepuppies4086]

Darby is... Yeah no setting up? Nothing with priority? And Jotaro is the noob?

[@launchsoulsteel7971]

Fire puppies he stealth rocked didn’t he?

[@firepuppies4086]

@@launchsoulsteel7971 And nothing else.

[@ZAYKONN]

As a man of ultimate pokemon knowledge Darby gives me a deep hate

[@hoonty4890]

Fire puppies indeed

[@ZelongDong]

@@ole9274 he may have had trick room to be fair

[@pyrosnake346]

"The WORLD!" used Roar of Time! 1 turn has passed... 2 turns have passed... 3 turns have passed... Oh?... Staryu evolved into Starmie! Starmie learned Roar of Time!

[@dres4r977]

PyroSnake Underrated

[@exzyyd392]

4 turns have passed... 5 turns have passed... 6 turns have passed... Starmie used Roar of Time "THE WORLD!" has become confused

[@squared2178]

Is this Hackmons?

[@justsomeplant3305]

“The WORLD!” used Rollout! It’s not very effective... Starmie used Roar of Time! “The WORLD!” is confused “The WORLD!” hurt itself in confusion Starmie used Bullet Punch! It’s super effective! “The WORLD!” Fainted xXDioBrando154Xx lost the match

[@qthervil02]

So Dialga and Starmie are the same type of Pokemon?

[@defan955]

i just learned a new Japanese word today Japanese : English Kakyoin = Switch

[@cherryblossom1335]

Kontorora = No Guard

[@cherryblossom1335]

Aniki = Pokemon Master

[@SolidZerom]

I love the Kakyoin my wifes boyfriend gave me

[@ohmyyato5395]

Ora Ora = Gotta catch ‘em all

[@robert.mcdonald]

@@ohmyyato5395 lol, was just about to comment this

[@kibou_no_hana_freezia]

What is funny is that the voice actor of Jonathan once played a role as Professor Oak in the Japanese Pokémon anime series...

[@shikigranbell7608]

Umm its actually joseph joestar not jonathan.

[@tyim5593]

I'm like Diavolo at pokemon Showdown *Breaks Computer because missed two leaf storms in a row*

[@vergilpng5516]

im like caesar in pokemon showdown *Gets destroyed by type rock moves*

[@vanirsama2186]

Im like mista in pokemon showdown *gets damage on every attack that has recoil effect*

[@ToonLinkGotT]

That actually happened to me a couple days ago. I basically cried

[@tyim5593]

@@vanirsama2186 Mista used high jump kick

[@joshuamanlapaz9380]

Try 4 focus blasts in a row. Thats sadder

[@kennethalquin]

I laughed so hard when Joseph grabbed Jotaro after the rattata fainted.

[@jangarrifin5320]

This is how I imagine how donut boi plays pokemon *Kakyoin uses emerald splash* *it missed*

[@slenderbourriquet6677]

well it's not for nothing it is called SPLASH

[@jangarrifin5320]

slender bourriquet fuck didn't thought of that

[@GatsbyMusic]

Imagine the Bruno's gang in pokemon *Mista used Sex Pistols* It hit *_4_* time(s)! as a result Mista hit himself as well.

[@crazyroundman7049]

My god... everything makes sense now!

[@posthistoricdino422]

Kakyoin used Emerald Splash! It doesn't affect the opposing Jotaro... Kakyoin: What?! No one can just deflect the Emerald Splash!

[@ittoiramsetag8482]

Missed a perfect opportunity to do “team rocket’s blasting off again” at the end

[@jaimeg309]

Im glad somebody noticed

[@twonetflixflix2076]

YES! YES! YES!

[@kkboy66]

I would have died

[@ShonenFreakTV]

that's amateur stuff

[@professoroak7545]

That would have ruined it

[@IamJerf]

Well, guess we know what Jolyne is getting for her birthday now lol

[@Notorious-AP]

IamJerf jolyne is not jotaros daughter

[@kbthegoatw]

@@Notorious-AP lmao yea she is....

[@nickramantanis2649]

@@Notorious-AP HAHAHAH WHAT

[@definitelynotcharaznable7749]

@@nickramantanis2649 Jotaro only have one son , that's Koichi

[@Notorious-AP]

Avacado Xx Koichi is Jotaros daughter

[@Thatoneguy-kf4vx]

The fact that all of Jotaros Pokémon attacked first means they have godly speed for the Pokémon

[@dudono1744]

Darby's team is slow af

[@stonalisa3729]

Darby can’t call himself a Pokémon player in OU without using lando T

[@AyuNico]

This aint OU

[@imstupid7614]

Darby: I see you don't follow the meta. Also Darby: Muk and Snorlax.

[@AyuNico]

@Chiu, Ivin, Julau 7-Eirin It is, but on doubles. Unfortunately it's utterly outclassed in singles

[@playlistguy734]

@@AyuNico It is usable in the RU and UU tiers

[@AyuNico]

@@playlistguy734 ... that means it is utterly outclassed.

[@MilesTailsProwerfan9]

Joseph: "He bought that Nintendo Switch for his daughter!" Jotaro: "Right, for her..." *shifty eyes*

[@P3ndaAd3m]

Jolene who isn't born yet 😂😂

[@XenoSOL985]

​@@P3ndaAd3mjoseph can predict the future he knew jolyne was going to happen

[@Estra_Estra]

"I have pretty much learned how to play Pokémon now." Jotaro says as he hit Sheer Cold and proceeds to do so again. Beautiful.

[@crazymangoz9583]

I could watch these videos for the rest of my life and never be bored.

[@axolderpington7527]

You fool jotaro the mewtwo raid is postponed right now you didn't miss anything.

[@wessltov]

"Who's that Pokémon?" *Ad break* "OH! It's a baseball!"

[@X-Ter]

very underrated

[@sourvine2313]

Nobody: Blue after you defeat him in the pokemon league on pokemon red:

[@joshuanorman2]

Missed opportunity for jotaro to only have water types

[@lorenzoromito7735]

Kyogre with sheer cold

[@creeperarmor8078]

To only have dolphins

[@-KnightOfTheWind]

@@creeperarmor8078 There aren't any Dolphin Pokemon, right? No, Lanturn doesn't count.

[@jasonstarrising]

Boshua Borman Primal Kyogre

[@howtochangeyournameonyoutu1823]

@@-KnightOfTheWind Tapu Fini kinda looks like a dolphin

[@tinapi2026]

Ketchum Kujo: Yare Yare Daze, i gonna catch all stands and become the real champion.

[@bardo-samaexpoppy-sama4755]

A Persona User xd

[@Aqua_Sol]

Pucci is a grown up ash Ketchum

[@ShivaMurary]

Why would you put together their last names? It should be Jotaro Ketchum

[@Talendale]

That's how they do it...Galar Style. kzbin.info/www/bejne/eF6ahWywrN6KrpY

[@manuelalbertoromero9528]

@@ShivaMurary Holy shit..Joraro is Ash's dad confirmed! He even ages backwards like him.

[@airix3]

should have put it "do u even know what is pokemon?" "I play a lot of digimon game before"

[@ugandaknuckles850]

No guard alolan vulpix and bisharp?Looks extremely legal.

[@bigkusavirus]

Hackmons

[@pesky2119]

Of course it's legal, it's only a bh thing

[@GameBreaker1055]

Darby send out a Mega-Rayquaza. He did not even Mega-Evolve it.

[@archmagef6971]

Iirc there's a category called almost any ability where you can just give your Pokemon almost any abilities you want.

[@blackknightjack3850]

@@archmagef6971 There is, but D'Arby would have to have been such an idiot to have actually played with those rules instead of OU standard rules.

[@ZombieTreder]

As a lifelong pokemon fan and a decade long JoJo fan who just completed two Mewtwo raids today in Pokémon Go interspersed with reading Chapter 90 of Jojolion, this might be the best, most relevant video I have ever seen. Wow. Absolutely amazing work here.

[@shockman2178]

My brother had similar luck with fissure in OR

[@eviloracle7521]

Shockman 21 it’s not luck it’s the ability no guard

[@iwatori8092]

Happens with my lapras.

[@Zeviak]

When you change subtitles Reality can be whatever I want

[@SylentVoidkeeper]

Jotaro: Guy playing with Crapmons D’arby: 8 Year Old copy-pasting a smogon set Joseph: Secretly the Admin watching the match

[@freshtakoyaki8235]

You can never get enough of Jotaro playing no wonder every stand is same type as Star platinum

[@polish_filipino]

It's funny how the actual Jojo scenes are so intense but for the actual game there's not even background music 6:00

[@lenneth878]

There is, its just really quiet

[@Pikana]

As well as the faint Pokemon battle theme in the background the entire time

[@acyde125]

@@lenneth878 that's the best part about it tbh

[@pointynoodle]

I love how I watch these episodes expecting anything to change.

[@zeldacrafter4578]

The number 4: Exists Mista: So you have chosen... death

[@MariOmor1]

Mista's gonna hate Charmander, it's the 4th Pokemon in the National Dex

[@shikigranbell7608]

@@MariOmor1 well hitokage remains the 4th pokemon.

[@MariOmor1]

@@shikigranbell7608 He'll also probably hate Pokemon Diamond and Pearl as not only were they FOURth gen games, but there are 3 stands in part FOUR called Crazy DIAMOND, PEARL jam and Star PLATINUM.

[@ItsJacobyay]

“There’s a raid boss nearby” that made me laugh more than it should

[@yazekami4656]

Probably a dialga raid

[@waluigiisthebest2802]

Darby literally used 3 slow af Pokémon on his team, if he just had one fast Pokémon on his team, he could have koed vulpix, damaged bisharp, then finished it off with rayquaza.

[@deeznoots6241]

Waluigi Is the best trick room team but he thought Jotaro was a noob so he didn’t set it up

[@xephyre6955]

@@deeznoots6241 Not really, Even D'arby himself thought Jotaro would be a real challenge at first.

[@definitelynotcharaznable7749]

@@xephyre6955 nope , he's just mocks at jotaro when saying that

[@nelson5073]

He could use v-create or EQ against bisharp.

[@joshuahart153]

So many things he could’ve done... fast Pokémon, any coverage moves, priority, sturdy, the list is very long

[@polantcrumbosh3848]

“Pokemon champion” literally no priority, doesn’t bring out rayquaza the moment stakataka was KO’d

[@firepuppies4086]

Not even using trick room on stakataka

[@keroadhd]

“Very well, let’s hurry. There’s a raid boss very close to here.”

[@dannyboots]

😂

[@andrescastellanos8623]

Lmfaoooooo

[@StriderStryker]

Jotaro: *plays Pokemon game cartridge* Red: Mind if I challenge you?

[@DRAZSnapshot]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the move Gyro Ball?

[@drive5775]

I love the "Jotaro plays" series so much

[@than_487]

10/10, KZbin recommendation, my latest obsession and my favourite franchise. Keep it up.

[@morningnapalm9963]

Goes from using Magikarp to pulling off OHKO's in a matter of four turns... the learning curve is astronomical. Imagine drawing four stick figures then immediately animating on the level of a Ghibli studio. This is why JOJO's is god tier.

[@handrixo.n.e5077]

Why are the OHKO sequences so hilarious 😂 lmao

[@thatcooldude123]

The magikarp he picked is proof that he loves marines.

[@RafaelPereira-dc9ir]

Magikarp when Jotaro was an nice boy Gyarados the Jotaro of today

[@infernoashis5351]

This was honestly so well done. I enjoyed every second of it!

[@tonyyyyyphuoc6092]

D'arby: How can an Alolan Vulpix knocks out 3 of my Pokemons? Jotaro: Sheer Cold Attack. (opposite of Sheer Heart Attack)

[@Felix-ic1fc]

1:21 is that a jojo part 7 reference?

[@bruhler7559]

Nani?!

[@trishitaloitalo126]

Nani?!

[@Lemon14402]

Nani?!

[@darkry1789]

Nani?!

[@ShuuHaruto]

Nani?!

[@CommacazyFreak]

Should've ended it with "it looks like team rockets blasting off again" XD

[@QuartzGolem]

Rayquaza not having a coverage move for Bisharp is the real tragedy.

[@bigkusavirus]

Choice band perhaps

[@joanc4444]

Earth Power

[@andrescastellanos8623]

V Create

[@megalucario4909]

Flamethrower

[@たかみちか-k9b]

オーキド「わしはなにをアフレコしているんじゃ？」

[@jaydenhobbs908]

*Sorry I don't speak suchi language.* ┐( ∵ )┌

[@Cilod564]

@@jaydenhobbs908 no hablo gringo

[@dannyboots]

This must be impossible to understand for you

[@Team_Orchid]

The amount of contrast between JoJo's super intense OST and the battle theme from DPPT is just amazing.

[@ShadowSaberBaroxio]

Serves you right for playing Stall + Mega Rayquaza, D'Arby.

[@tenletters5889]

2:23 I just want to point out that Stakataka uses Gyro ball which is a reference to part 7

[@randomspectator39]

Jojo's bizarre adventure is a treasure chest of meme templates

[@aurealite]

Jotaro: Well hurry up *There’s a raid boss very close to here*

[@gamer-san8923]

I like it when Jotaro plays every videogame, Mista always has a silent cameo.

[@williambrown4138]

We need more like this, just a compilation of different video games they play.

[@cosmicreaper2023]

Fun fact: Champion Leon has the same VA as Jotaro in Pokemon Journeys

[@EpochIsEpic]

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the amount of effort that went into getting the clips of pokemon showdown

[@loyalecho4074]

Jolyne: He never cared about me! Jotaro, betting his soul to get his daughter’s switch:

[@oops3798]

I tried this when making an anything goes team with my friend, and even in the most ruleless ruleset it's banned.

[@thatoneuberedsoldier4505]

Try custom game

[@oops3798]

@@thatoneuberedsoldier4505 thanks!

[@Triszpy.kagurabachin]

There is always that mista showing up after jotaro says 4

[@nicorobiniol8551]

0:53 magikarp bopping to the battle theme

[@drazoric2275]

For his daughter's birthday? Bra! HE'S 17!

[@johnathansantiago4862]

This is, without a doubt, the best shitpost on this site.

[@Arzeeree]

Pikachu, use thunder. YOU FELL FOR IT! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!!!!

[@eitanbitan8791]

5:26 Well it is official Jotaro is Red's son

[@kirbmon64-mj5pl]

That's why he fled to mt. Silver

[@Megatorterra_]

D'Arby: I'm the strogest player Lucario: I can sweep three of your pokemons alone

[@justas423]

This is such a high quality meme. You have truly made something magnificent.

[@tikiparrot3437]

I know, right? Laughed my ass off!

[@tikiparrot3437]

On another note, I now need surgery to reattach my ass.

[@gamerstimes127]

and that's how Satoshi became the champion

[@食パン-c2g]

セリフが日本語なのをいい事に字幕がめちゃくちゃに改変されてるの笑う

[@hihi-dq7lm]

某ナチス閣下MADみたいなものなのかな

[@井口かこむ]

笑いレベル低いなー

[@燃堂力-b5o]

ハハハ

[@フォトナイ太郎]

@@燃堂力-b5o ありゃ？

[@CloudyNebula]

Love how Kakyoin is just an object at this point.

[@MightyAnik]

0:46 Darby:- How many pokemon do you want? Jotaro:- 4 *mista pops up Lmao that was a nice reference

[@watsonwrote]

6:09 Was hoping for the "Oh baby a triple" sound effect that's in like every Showdown video lol

[@satisfiedcustomer6109]

I love how they all have the same reaction

[@Blackjack09721]

Lol "gotta catch em all....gotta catch em all!!!....all these 👊's!"

[@baronhdl5861]

Tbh I’d be pretty mad if I was hit by 4 one hit kill moves in a row

[@Textopthatoneawkwardperson]

*_What's that stand?!_* ''IT'S STAR PLATINUM'' *_IT'S 「 THE WORLD! 」_* ''FU-'' *Time stops*

[@THE-ps5wj]

3:37 アローラロコン可愛い

[@favabean3578]

Deadass this has basically happened to me, I had toucannon, leafeon, Alolan Ninetales, and the fat ultra beast, ninetales landed three sheer cold hits in a row, and finished the fight with blizzard

[@Edzilla]

i like how you did the whole fight

[@milituga628]

As a competitive Pokémon player I must say that Darby was stupid by using an alolan muk in singles, not to mention him never using trick room, that’s the only reason he lost

[@kariemelhanan8878]

This is one of the only Darby subs that feels like the whole fight very good I love it

[@Christian-jb8uw]

How much is your soul worth. Jotato: An Switch

[@loop5720]

Lmao...

[@jahlidussnake]

Godlike editing

[@bakedtoast278]

damn... this and jotaro plays pokemon were made within the same 2 days

[@dynawesome]

Star Platinum is charging up its Z-Power! Star Platinum used All-Out Pummeling! It’s Super Effective!

[@aithanleeom5152]

star platinum used stab. the opposing Pucci fainted!

[@inteo_]

bro i cant stop watching thse jotaro plays videos

[@zoroarkdx4491]

This video is funnier now that it's confirmed Daisuke Ono is voicing Leon in SwSh Anime.

[@MariOmor1]

Even better is that Goh is voiced by the same VA as Narancia from Part 5, who also voices one of the MHA characters (I don't know who)

[@teubert2]

This is why you should always have a Pokémon with the hidden ability" Sturdy" lol. ... And I bet D'Arby is the one who came up with Smogon XD

[@SakuraStardust]

I now require a Jojo spinoff where they're Pokemon trainers

[@justas423]

They must've been playing hackmons or almost any ability. Unless you can use hackmons in duels.

[@sungjinkim6393]

4v4 in custom game

[@justas423]

@@sungjinkim6393 makes sense. Does it count as cheating then?

[@GameBreaker1055]

@@justas423 After sending out a Mega-Rayquasa into battle without ever doing a mega-evolution, he is not one to complain...

[@AtmaDragoon]

It makes me unreasonably happy that Alolan Vulpix played such a major part in this.

[@rustyfolk9128]

Will Jotaro follow Ash Ketchum's footsteps? Or he shall go beyond 22 years of struggles in order to become number 1 Pokemon Trainer!!!

[@FlorianFlorian573]

I get it

[@samu-ray560]

Rusty Folk Actually he just won Alola League, so his suffering is finally over

[@rustyfolk9128]

@@samu-ray560 And he can finally get older, RAPIDLY!!!

[@manuelalbertoromero9528]

@@rustyfolk9128 Eh...Maybe not yet. Baby steps though?

[@PeruvianPotato]

@@samu-ray560 With plot armor