Americans React to British Drivers Swearing!

[@patsydf]

This made me laugh so much, even us old British ladies swear this much, perhaps even worse. We need more swear words in our vocabulary because we don't have guns.

[@user-blob]

😂😂😂I like this.

[@lachlanmain6004]

I think that's the better and safer of the two choices.

[@cephid1]

I am 70 and female , it's not restricted to men, I can shout with the best of them and I know all the words HAHA

[@altaudio555]

lmaoooo

[@ratsters7]

Yep - 63, female, and that lot was almost tame! (But then, I'm in Scotland.... 😄)

[@ianlivsey7200]

That's a relief. As a Brit myself, I was getting worried that nobody was called a 'bell end'. Thankfully, somebody got it in just before the end.

[@julianbarber4708]

Fnaar, fnaar!

[@LINReading-iy5ue]

😂 Actually have a friend who lives in "bell end"! Kid you not 😂

[@Psionikman]

@@LINReading-iy5ue how about wet wang ? i see troops are here!

[@kate6038]

I was thinking exactly the same....when is somebody gunna say BELL END! 🤣

[@RWL2012]

Bell... END

[@roseadams5362]

We swear like troopers but if someone walks into us WE apologise. Then walk away swearing 😂

[@jenny2tone242]

Lol very true 😂

[@sharronking1696]

😂😂😂 that is so true 🤣🤣🤣

[@Tarantio1983]

Englishman here, I've actually apologised to someone who stepped on my foot the other day!

[@Kimmillennial]

​@@Tarantio1983Why do we do that? 😂 I think it's out of habit tbh

[@roberthorseman7432]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂.

[@geraintrickards8966]

As a British person this makes me immensely proud. Me might not have invited most of these sware words, but no-one else has managed to utilise them in so many ways It's almost a form of poetry.

[@Outnumberedbykidsandcats]

The video always makes me strangely proud to be English - I love our range of insults

[@radders261]

I totally agree you cockwomble 🤣🤣

[@geoffpoole483]

We gave the world Chaucer, Byron, Shakespeare, Dickens, Burns, Dylan Thomas, Milton, Thomas Hardy........ but this is on another level.

[@mrbeeoutdoors3213]

I dunno, I kinda started to cringe as I heard "fkin hell" and "fkin idiot" for the 50th time...made me realise I need to get more creative...

[@NevilleBamshu23]

I get annoyed by americans not distinguishing between England Scotland Wales and Ireland...

[@mrbeeoutdoors3213]

@@NevilleBamshu23 "I'm travelling to Europe" oh that's nice, where abouts? "London, Bath, Edin-berg"

[@Kaibongdeity]

One of my mates has bad road rage combined with impeccable knowledge of the highway code. So on top of hurling abuse he would tell them exactly which rule / law they were breaking.

[@OMDolton84]

We Brits are, you could say, cunning linguists.

[@Kimmillennial]

Hey now 😂 Everyone should try to be an expert in cunning linguistics 👅🐱

[@malcolmmitchell6529]

Yes, we love Cunning Stunts.

[@mary-kittybonkers2374]

And as the great Cupid Stunt said….‘It’s all done in the best possible taste’😂.

[@nickco777]

Mike Hunt was a master at it.

[@washboo]

cunting linguists*

[@ChelleKT1]

As a Brit I have to say our insults have a dictionary of their own 😂

[@RachaelMorgan-om4xw]

We do..... Roger's Thesaurus by the original Viz Comic creators The Donld Brothers 🤗

[@JohnL324.]

Irishman here,you just can't beat a Irish or British person,swearing our accent make it sound funny . 🇮🇪❤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[@GizziMoD]

ohh you Irish are up there with the scots, absolute masters

[@luisarnold9919]

respect that ur irish and respect the british🇬🇧

[@Dorvita]

@@GizziMoD we Scottish thank ye kindly bahaha 🤣 I think we are ALL very good but us Scottish somehow make it sound even scarier lmao , we are taught the art of sarcasm way before other words pmsl x

[@Whippy99]

Yep. Brits and Irish know how to swear! 😁

[@mrt456]

I'm English, but have to agree that a lot of insults sound better with an Irish accent. "Ya fuckin' eejit!" Haha

[@delacyfans]

One of my favourite insults is ‘twat’ - short, sharp and directly to the point! As a 50 yr old British woman we have our driving laws, driving tests, rules of the road but we also have common curtesy which many people forget! As a polite society it really pisses us off when people don’t say thank you when you stop to let them out or pull over so they can get past - road rage and a stream of profanities is a normal part of driving now because there are soooo many selfish fuckwits on the road!

[@sarahlund-nt3kw]

🤣

[@ElseMarie163]

I'm dying lol. When we visited the uk, my husband got called a f--king wanker. It made his day

[@asassynation9955]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@DM-kv9kj]

Haha, what did he do to warrant it?

[@katherine3486]

Term of endearment 😂

[@oakleygt]

🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👊🏻

[@richardh8082]

@ElseAyala You're welcome! :)

[@100percentCONSERVATIVE]

As a Brit I do think most people here got their driving licence out of a box of cereal as a freebie because the atrocious driving is getting worser. Brake checking you also is constantly happening 😂

[@davidberriman5903]

A long time ago I saw an incident I will never forget. I was car number 3 at the traffic lights. The guy in front of me got out of his car and went to the car in front and ripped the side mirror off and threw it away. He then yelled out "because you aren't using the f****** thing anyway".

[@anitarogers2877]

@davidberriman5903 - Hahaha!! That really made me laugh!! 😆😆😆

[@carriejt73]

👌😜👏👏👏👏

[@JodiM-xu2fi]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RachaelMorgan-om4xw]

One time some lads I know drove down to London on a Lad's Weekend, from Tyneside, and seems this Cockney bloke got out of his car and started yelling out You Baaahrsted!!! You Baaaahrsted!!!! Big Terry got out of the car and boomed Are ye tryin te caall me a Bassstaaad???? 😁

[@davidberriman5903]

@@RachaelMorgan-om4xw I find it quite humorous that the whole country is so tiny but accents vary so much. I can't imagine what they could do with the amount of space we have here in Australia.

[@fenudel2734]

I‘m german and the colourful swearing always made my day whenever I visited the UK, made me feel strangely connected lol

[@emma-janeadamson4099]

Most of our swear words are Germanic. The French gave us hardly anything by way of expletives.

[@Kurt.2000]

Us British people are so polite if someone walks in front of us, we will actually apologise to them even though it is not our fault, but if you cut us up in a vehicle, we can’t stand it and we’re ready to put up a fight 😂

[@janicetaylor2333]

😅😅😅 True!

[@wibblywobblytimewarp3180]

Yup one min Dr Jeckyll and the next Mr Hyde 😂

[@theobjectivethinker64]

I guess it's because of the risk to life is so real it elevates the emotion.

[@jde9711]

Can't complain about cold food we order at a restaurant but can scream a lot swear words in a car lol

[@mlee6050]

There is me as a Brit who doesn't care at all, as long as not end up in a crash I'm fine

[@joshryan82]

I love in one of the clips the song was "i wasnt expecting that" 😂

[@jscalow]

I've died laughing watching this. Everyone in the UK can 100% relate to this. Absolute twats everywhere on the roads, got to avoid all Peugeots and Nissan Jukes as they are all driven by total bells.

[@suecondon1685]

😂 So true!

[@cancelled_user]

I usually try to overtake any small car, as they are too often driven be people who can't really drive.

[@davedixon2068]

Most of the cam car drivers in this put themselves in the position they were blowing their horn about, if you have time to blow the horn you could have eased off the throttle and gone through with no drama, the cam car drivers are the wankers.

[@davedixon2068]

@@cancelled_user Says Lewis Hamilton (well in your mind anyway).

[@cancelled_user]

@@davedixon2068 Compared to them probably yes.

[@4586johnc]

Most of these cussing drivers drive to perfection at all times and are never wrong and never make a single mistake. If you believe that, you'll believe anything!

[@bblake5116]

All British accents make everything sound better, and then there are us Australians 😁where swearing is part of our language. Britain does have the best accents.

[@jimbo_1312]

I have to say you Aussies have us English beat with the liberal use of the word cunt.

[@craigchristian344]

You Aussies are definitely up there in swearing, we also have the most similarities in humour of the English speaking nations imo.

[@clairedavison5607]

I’m British and I hate all our accents.

[@peterc.1618]

I think it's more shocking to those Americans who are used to hearing us in costume dramas like Downton Abbey.

[@patriciasanderson2171]

​@@clairedavison5607what a retarded thing to say, there are so many I doubt you know them all. They're vastly different.

[@TheWebcrafter]

5:12 - The motorcycle rider is laughing for two reasons. 1) He's still alive, and 2) When he takes the car driver to court for reckless driving and causing damage to his motorcycle, he'll have proof on video.

[@dolceitalia5846]

Honestly, swearing over here is part of the language. People will pop swear words in to a ‘normal’ sentence and not even bat an eye lid ‘Sheila, pass me the f*cking sugar, will you?’ 😂😂

[@voiletwhitehorse]

Lol I need a f£%kin piss

[@Dododo428]

I can relate to this... then you have people looking at you like you killed someone.. whilst your not realising the string of swear words that you just used. 😬😇

[@m00zic]

Sheila passed you the salt

[@mephistoxarses8585]

" Awww for F*ck's sake Sheila you split the f*cking sugar! Now it's all over me for F*cks sake!....what are you some sort of Twat?"

[@BrianC1664]

That's how you say it if it's the second time you're asking.

[@martinsmith1066]

I was in a Transit van Rich was in the middle seat, Rob was driving. Someone made Rob break hard. Rich leaned across me an screamed out of the (open) window “Who’s disease infected prick did you dribble out the end of?” at them. It that guy had decided to haul me out of the van I could not have defended myself because I was laughing so hard.

[@MichaelJames-g5v]

As a real American native American Choctaw nation i moved to the uk at the age of 13 and went to a comprehensive school then later Cambridge university growing up in the uk i learnt some very choice and great words 😂

[@8jaime8]

Is this some new form of trolling?

[@jasminejones7389]

Are you from Oklahoma? Just wondered because I'm a big fan of Samantha Crain who's also from the Choctaw nation.

[@theobjectivethinker64]

You have been corrupted lol

[@randomwaffler]

@@theobjectivethinker64🤡

[@dobsonad]

I've cried laughing watching this. At last, something that makes me proud to be British 🤣

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Technically, these are my favourite types of videos because every driver across the world is so creative with their insults. It’s LITERALLY poetry in motion. P.S. Joel’s giggling is great too 😂

[@partridge9698]

Not creative at all. They only seem to know one adjective. Out of all the adjectives in the English vocabulary they only use one beginning with 'f'.

[@jamesdignanmusic2765]

@@partridge9698 In Scotland, though, the cursing is ornately inventive and hilarious.

[@catalinaa766]

@@partridge9698I’d say insults like ‘you wally’, twat, lost the plot, trollop, tosser etc. are all quite inventive and even our genuine slang like “he’s the dogs bollocks” (which is a compliment surprisingly) is pretty funny as well!

[@Linzie157]

Try Scottish road rage 😂

[@Linzie157]

Best line i heard was from 2 pints of larger 'shitty bollocky arseholes'

[@ScorpioMystery97]

4:28 the radio dont help lol ''wasnt expecting that...''

[@Jimmy_1v8]

😂😂

[@spanishdncr71]

I’ve been told by my American friends that I could tell them to F off and they’d say, “thank you,” just because it sounds so polite to them due to my English accent 😂😂😂 My American friends once wrote “Happy Birthday ya daft cow!” On my birthday cake that they baked for me!! Apparently I said, “ya daft cow” a lot when I first moved to the states!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@janicetaylor2333]

That's brilliant. 😅😅😅

[@deblou7]

Oh thats had me in stitches.. 🤣

[@sarahlund-nt3kw]

😄🫶

[@batintheattic7293]

That's such a heart warming story. They're the kind of friends everybody should have.

[@Arsenic71]

I love British swearing, it's so creative and passionate. I also learned that it's not a good thing when someone tells you 'see you next tuesday' (go figure out that one yourself).

[@chocoholic832]

😂😂

[@paulrivers4741]

Swearing and cussing and our passion for it, comes above even Tea and Harry Potter 😂 ... warms my heart 😂

[@annpartoon5300]

we seem to have lost a lot of swear words from my youth when we did not use the f word why are drivers in such a rush to die

[@mrt456]

Ah, this makes me proud to be British! 😂

[@rosieposie6521]

I'm proud of us, we do swear a lot when we're frustrated, annoyed, angry etc. But that's just our way of getting it all out without resorting to violence. We don't shoot people like they seem to do in America, with respect to you guys.

[@felicitywoodruffe4087]

Tosser means masturbator.

[@batintheattic7293]

I think they may be starting to realise that guns are more trouble than they're worth. I wonder if we, in Britain, were all 'packing heat' - would we swear less?

[@abbeylong3711]

Alongside our extensive range of traditional insults we Brits can turn any word into an insult by preceding it with "absolute" or "f^£king". We can also shoehorn "f^£king" into any word 😂

[@lachlanmain6004]

And yet we are so polite if a stranger stops us in the street and asks for directions.... You'll have to warn your friends that Britishness can get under your skin, it might lead to some odd conversations and a yearning for Sunday roasts.

[@Silly_little_snakes]

As a Brit, one of my favourite insults that I didn’t hear on here is “you bloody plonker” Technically not considered as rude as some other insults but one of my favourites nonetheless 🤣

[@uncoolmartin460]

Gotta admit, I'm from southern England but the way Geordie's swear is fantastic. Also Cockney accent. Hi to Stefan and Arturo, hope they had fun with the video. Good to see ya Joel, hope you and your family are good.

[@Tarantio1983]

I also am a Southern Englishman, but I love the way a Brummie swears when pissed off ... it's got the sound of a mixture of mild rage and extreme confusion!

[@PaganPunk]

I'm a Cockney!! 😂 x

[@thevegandinosuar]

Aw thanks 😅 proud Geordie here

[@StylishChicVibes]

A Brit here I curse bit not as much as I used too my dad curses as bad as this too 😂

[@batintheattic7293]

@@thevegandinosuar Me too. We should compile a special sweary sub dictionary. A lot of our insults, however, do seem to involve Sunderland. That might be a little bit exclusionary.

[@LeeStewart]

I was in stitches watching this video. Even as a Brit, I found it hilarious.

[@mariuscheek]

Yep, in the UK we are used to driving closer and faster than often seems normal for US drivers. Any snoozing can result in total carnage! I remember reading about a retired NYC police officer who treated himself and his wife to a month in Europe to celebrate his retirement. After the cab ride from the airport to the hotel in London he was so scared he just asked the cabbie to take them back to the airport and flew straight home...

[@BrianC1664]

I was in Barcelona last year for work, and let me tell you, the taxis there are crazy... certainly compared to our British ones anyway.

[@Bish186]

With the brake checking. You get people doing this to either 1) try pressure you into giving them money so you don't have to go through insurance or 2) get an already damaged car either written off or repaired for free using your insurance.

[@ravensfan777]

I learned today that Brits really love swearing 😂

[@rde4017]

We're Olympic gold medal winning quality at swearing!

[@simonebye8789]

He'll, yeah, it's our past time, yet we have a reputation for being polite!😆 🤣

[@simonebye8789]

​@rde4017 Oh, I agree we're gold medals for swearing. Na, we're platinum medals for swearing 😆 🤣

[@CliveAdlam-yn8uz]

No we f/ kg don't.

[@eleanorcooke7136]

​@@simonebye8789cussing someone out is reserved only for friends and enemies.

[@garybaker3263]

They are not 'swear words', they are 'sentence enhancers'.

[@marktubeie07]

Joel it would be interesting for your mates to start using UK slang in their everyday language and see how far it travels !! _Tosser!_ 😂😂 Only the Brits can use the 'c' word and make it sound hysterically funny!

[@jelly-baby]

Tbf I think Aussies do it justice!

[@chezzachezza7325]

​@@jelly-babyoh 100% 😂

[@RachaelMorgan-om4xw]

Heehhee! I remember an episode of Alan Partrighe, where he storms into his motel and complains to the receptionist that someone had called him an offensive word graffittied on his car. He asked her Do you know what it was..? She looked at him and suggested Tosser? Brilliant!

[@SlipStream2025]

Great video JPS … it makes it twice as funny when you laugh at the heavier swearing 🤣

[@traceyhayden1463]

Poetry in motion 🤣 i don't think anyone can swear like us Brits

[@chris-ip4pk]

Fucking damn right

[@Highland_Moo]

You should come to Scotland if you want to hear some weapons grade swearing. I do love hearing from from London or the south east of England swear though - their accent is awesome.

[@thelordismysheperd435]

Just come across your channel and I have to say it's hilarious 🤣 I'm from the UK and this is exactly what our drivers are like. You put together these clips perfectly. Many blessings Amanda 🙏

[@sarahlund-nt3kw]

I'm from the UK too. 😊

[@lemmysmolesmrs]

Dad was a driving instructor his 2 favourite phrases to shout "who taught you to drive? Stevie bloody Wonder?" & "take your wing mirrors from your arse and put them back on the car!" There were a few different expletives inserted into either phrase depending on severity of situation. I always just use twat 😅

[@simonbanks3112]

Love seeing Joel explaining Britishness to his mates, from experience! :) (And trying to gently explain some of the meanings!)

[@debbiemarjoram9669]

I’m actually crying 😂😂 you guys learning our swear words!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

It’s so nice to meet Stefan (sorry if it’s wrong spelling) and Arturo, our new friends of the channel.

[@seanclarey983]

Had me crying with laughter when he explained what a bellend is and hes friend said arse 😂

[@philhallbrook7008]

Hiya. 'Tosser' actually derives from 'Toss pot', i.e. a drunkard. Probably the majority of Brits think it means 'wanker', to the extent that it's pretty much taken on that meaning now...

[@markcraine4213]

It may have originated as drunkard but language changes and it definitely does mean wanker and not drunkard. Tossing it off can also mean being lazy but still with a hint of being a wanker

[@colonelfustercluck486]

it has taken on that meaning for sure... a male while masturbating... really classy.

[@bb1uk108]

We all especially love the hand wave when someone cuts you up!! It's not annoying AT ALL!! 🤨😡

[@ollwynaspinall1991]

This video makes me proud to be English 🇬🇧 😂😂😂

[@chrismaggs]

8:48 I love watching this part on every reaction to this video. Couldn't believe my luck on this one, three victims wearing headphones 😂

[@andrewlaw]

Most of our swear words are penis, vagina or excessively masturbating related. There are lots of very imaginative ones that catch you out as well. I was in fits the other day when I heard someone shout out to some fool "you pork chop"! Totally random but so funny.

[@susanmewes4742]

This cracked me up "pork chop " , gonna use this one now 😂😂😂

[@thegrumpygamer3081]

One of my faves is "You fucking pilchard"

[@LG-Musique]

Yeah there’s definitely food related ones too like donut 🤣

[@AaronWOfficial]

As a british myself, I am not looking forward to passing my driving test. Absolute spanners everywhere on the road. I have depended on public travel like trains and buses for as long as I possibly could to avoid the frustration of driving around idiots for as long as I possibly could, but now I need a car XD

[@PaganPunk]

Sarcasm And Cursing are Our Second Language here in the UK 🇬🇧 😂😂😂

[@jackalexander8842]

you don't fucking say?! lol

[@PaganPunk]

@@jackalexander8842 🤣🤣🤣

[@joancarey4174]

No mention of pratt or arsewipe

[@Jizzlewobbwtfcus]

As a Brit who is a professional pedestrian I can tell you 100% there are no worse drivers on the road than van drivers and cyclists. Both think they own it yet only one pays for it. I let you guess which one : ]

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I’m sorry but my favourite is “F**KING INDICATE!”

[@CVNmahdlO]

I find myself shouting that almost everyday at cars

[@Mo-xx9gg]

Cockneys, Jocks' Paddy's - my favourite UK swear accents! Love the posh Oxford one as well.- Sounds so incongruent!

[@rokker101]

Joel ... if you want to hear one of the funniest guys on the planet who is ace at swearing you need to check out Brian Blessed he is a British national treasure who's swearing and cursing is off the scale and he's very loud ... he played a part in the film Flash Gordon and uttered the famous words 'Gordon's Alive?' so check him out you will in tears listening to him lol

[@Ameslan1]

Yes! Brian Blessed is indeed a British National Treasure! You should watch him on the epic series "I Claudius" where he plays Emperor Octavian/Augustus. "I Claudius" is the "Game of Thrones" of the 1970s! "I Claudius" is one of my favorite mini-series shows!

[@iainjordan8930]

I watch it every year as a pre Christmas treat...

[@Ameslan1]

@@iainjordan8930 EXCELLENT!!!! I LOVE IT ALSO! "Don't touch the figs!" my favorite line in the WHOLE series! Dame Sian Phillips in my opinion steals the whole thing though so many other big names in it also! Caligula played by SirJohn Hurt is PERFECT also!

[@iainjordan8930]

I saw Sian Phillips in Marlene in the West End, sensational. The combination of both Livia and Livilla is almost too much, I love a wicked woman! Perfect casting, a brilliant production for it's time.

[@Ameslan1]

@@iainjordan8930 Dame Sian Phillips I feel is underappreciated! she is also TREMENDOUS! Love her! Yes she was even in the funny silly Clash of the Titans. Another favorite scene in I Clau Clau Clau... is when Sian Phillips is on her death bed and tells Caligula she wants to be a Goddess with a statue.. and Crazy John Hurt Caligula said "why would I do something silly like that from a old bat like you?" LOL After all the devious things she did over the years. Karma caught up with her!.

[@grethe1956]

I am a 68 lady and I swear a lot when I’m driving. In the summertime when I’ve got the windows open I have to be very careful 😊

[@emmiexrose]

I’m British and I’m laughing at this so much as ive said ALL of these at people before like if you aren’t capable of driving between straight lines you shouldn’t be on the road point blank period. My Nan and I were just out going to the petrol station and had someone pull out in front of us on a roundabout and didn’t even look if we’d have been going a 1/10th of a second faster they’d have smashed straight into us and nans absolutely lethal when she’s got an opportunity to use her horn and this car knew he’d screwed up big time because on a roundabout you’ve got to pay attention as there’s minimum 4 entry points and this one had 6 so he almost hit the car at the next entrance too so clearly we should’ve sworn at him with any of the word demonstrated in this video as he still hadn’t pulled his head out his arse🙄 this video had me cracking up, you’ve got a new sub today🙌🏻

[@GraceKhazir]

The one with the Audi and the truck is where my school is those roads are horrible always flooding

[@seansamurai1981]

You did forget to mention that those narrow roads are normally a 60mph speed limit as well 🤣

[@gaynorhorsefield8986]

No they aren’t it normally 30 or 40 mph.. never 60 on a narrow road

[@seansamurai1981]

@gaynorhorsefield8986 that's the speed you'll do but they are sign posted 9 times out of 10 as UK national, which is 60

[@colonelfustercluck486]

remember 60mph is not a target..... it is the upper limit, if you think you can do it safely.

[@nicolaspeigne1429]

Those narrow roads made my anxiety peak when i had to drive on them during a vacation in England, i only encoubered like 2 cars, but my heart was at 180 bpm at every corner: no space, no visibility whatsoever, only a full frontal crash if you don't pay attention.

[@mikebradford9433]

You need to watch a famous UK road rage video ‘Ronnie Pickering’ and also ‘Man falls flat on face chasing a man with a camera’ both of them comedy gold.

[@JTB93]

I live just off that junction 9 when the woman cut across the lines at 9:54. Happens every single day, people can't seem to read the signs. I can send you my dash cam footage i've collected, some of the things i have seen is crazy

[@Gadgetonomy]

It should be noted that this isn't a true representation of how we drive! The swearing yes, but generally the UK's road are some of the safest to drive on.

[@clairenoon4070]

Agree. The choice language in itself is expressing shock at what they've just seen, because it's far from the norm.

[@theapavlou3030]

This is absolutely like our school run in Croydon, where the pedestrians and drivers are all trying to kill us

[@ninjanixon]

Love at the 4.23 one where after he swears, the music is perfect.

[@johnkeen2345]

The poor bloke in the middle looks horrified.... 🙀

[@keiths-teeth]

Yup poor Stefan felt embarrassed for him all our British f***ing nonsense

[@angelavara4097]

My thoughts exactly lol

[@zaradevlin7809]

Something really satisfying about the prolonged horns 😂- i love our vocabulary in the Uk hahah

[@faithrich6374]

Don't underestimate the creativity Brits have with concocting insults and swear words 🤣🤣

[@stevenallan5822]

Today class, we'll learn how to swear properly. Us Brits have our own dictionary, but it's also the accent that can make it funnier.

[@DaveyL1954]

Why not show them the best football chants. They'll be mortified on how creative they can be. 😅😅😅

[@simonebye8789]

Oh yes that's another level of swearing. 🤬 😆 🤣

[@lizrose900]

11:57 i think that’s near where i live the blue car is pulling out of a tesco express 😭

[@DaveyL1954]

Greetings to Joel and friends. One thing you should be aware of is that on British motorways, the speed limit is 70mph but 80mph is a regular speed.

[@lucky_duck323]

where the car span out on the roundabout, thats a kentish town called ashford, the white building behind it is the ashford outlit

[@mothmagic1]

This is the most entertaining thing I've seen today. This video also shows that some of our pedestrians are also lacking in road sense. Half the road sense of a dead hedgehog is a fair description and around Oxford that's most of them. The vast majority of these seem to just be a lack of situational awareness, not paying attention or downright just don't give a crap about other road users.

[@JJfromPhilly67]

Americanhere. "Half the road sense of a dead hedgehog" that made me laugh out loud so hard I scared the cat. I love that phrase! I am going to use it. 😂😂😂

[@iaindcosta]

..thing is, you don't need a license to walk, it's a human right

[@catch22again]

I'm a lady in my sixties and had to turn off the sound recorder on my dash cam because of my verbal reaction to other drivers. I'm an ex army staff car driver with a Psv and class one HGV under my belt and one thing I hate are young men who drive badly but throw verbal abuse at me .... .they get it straight back but ten times worse !

[@79BlackRose]

It's nice to see Stefan again and also Arturo. I see you went for some British culture for their introduction to UK content. 🤣

[@phoenix-xu9xj]

The one in the middle didn’t seem to be enjoying it though.

[@FruityNutLoops]

My MiL's fave is "f-ck a duck" as an exclamation of surprise or anger, and my husband used to have a t-shirt that said in big letters on it "c-ntyb-ll-cks", which once got him kicked out of a pub by the barmaid 😆

[@storageheater]

"everyone looks like a professional driver because of what they have to do" said with a straight face in the middle of this clip compilation lol

[@dannyking7338]

I'm back and subscribed! I love that you're enjoying looking into the real side of us Brits - remember, not a single gun in them cars so if someone stops it's a good ol' game of fisty cuffs

[@PokhrajRoy.]

There’s something about ‘F**king d**khead’ that gets us giggling 😂

[@xiiMPaLeRXD]

Fun little fact, the one at 6:02 is literally down the road from where I live, it's a weekly occurrence on that bend especially when school finishes and the ditsy bints are in a rush to get back with their kids

[@scokeatia]

I think you can guess which is our favourite swear word here in the UK Joel and I loved the way how you described the meaning of some of the words to your friends, that was hilarious, although I was surprised that you actually knew the correct meaning of a couple of them haha. I think you should share with them our amazing Graham Norton, I know he is one of your favourites, so perhaps you could also convert those 2 also. Keep doing what you're doing Joel. Lyd x

[@TheHomesteadingHobbit]

Graham Norton is the Grand Pubah of late night. Hands down.

[@Real_GW]

You only get roads like that in the back country where it’s just for farms usually but you’re right to some degree

[@antheabrouwer3258]

OMG.. that's where Aussies get their swearing from!! You should react to Aussie traffic again...

[@davidware9549]

Well we did send our convicts to Australia so a lot have British backgrounds

[@roseanncampbell7294]

@@davidware9549 the convicts went first then children were sent over during the 1st and 2nd world wars and never came back. thepast 10 year has been skilled people leaving the UK for better paid jobs

[@fabmack1961]

🤣🤣😂😂 Yep! I've used quite a lot of those expletives myself. There are some real Knob Heads on the road!!

[@TobiiRheaStarr]

Lmao I don’t normally watch these kinda reactions but it was so typically British it was hilarious 😂 (I am British and we swear like troopers) 😝🖤

[@CDH1.]

As a British man who drives for a living, this video perfectly shows my vocabulary.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I love that Joel is introducing his friends to British slang. Also, don’t forget to teach them about ‘bellend’. Edit: 14:12 The term has been introduced.

[@Isleofskye]

He did,at the end. Even gave a description:)

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@IsleofskyeOk. Edited my comment.

[@nataliebagshaw2773]

😂😂😂😂 That was my funniest bit I'm still laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DaveyMulholland]

'Helmet' is a good one too.

[@beninnotts]

1.59...My first dashcam! You'll notice the pause in the insult. I took the time to wind down my window to make sure they heard me! 🤣 They Got reported to Police but werent local so guess they were just lost. I doubt there was more than a few inches between our bumpers.

[@scokeatia]

Btw Joel, I remember you saying a while ago that you lost a few subscribers after your Birmingham comments, but hey Joel, I see that you are still creeping up onto 80,000, well done you.

[@TomGraham-mk2wl]

As a Brit I’m very impressed by your deep knowledge of “bell-end” and hope you will help introduce that wonderful word into common American usage. 🇬🇧 ❤️ 🇺🇸

[@seanmc1351]

i love the comment at 9.38 spastic, not heard that for a few years, was very common back in the day

[@baoff666z]

want to know another mad thing, those country lanes/roads are 60mph roads mainly aswell when main roads are 30mph limits

[@danahughes7026]

As a Brit I can totally relate to all of these 😂😂

[@jasondickson8712]

A friend of mine has a stock of phrases in these situations which start with "All right, f*cking..." and end in e.g. "Evel Knievel" for a motorcyclist, "Kojak" for a bald man, etc.