JRE: K*dnapped by UFOs!

Taken From The Joe Rogan Experience 1409
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[@user-px8lx9dp6h]

The aliens purposely put the octopus in the ocean as proof. 😮

[@hardmcshaft7931]

Aliens probably did visit earth. They just happened to look like octopus and they landed in japan. They were turned into sushi 🍣

[@PowerPawaa]

Their sushi is out of this world

[@TennesseeEcoman]

That settles that then!

[@annunacky4463]

And the pyramids…

[@xevenau]

Smh

[@cracklasco]

Lmao the Tijuana joke killed me 😂

[@TalkinKush]

Yeah I saw one in Queens NY when I was 9, flipped my entire worldview.

[@Genesis-007]

Luck guy, these days getting kidnapped by a ufo is like winning the lottery. And yes the stealth bomber was ahead of its time, definitely reverse engineered.

[@ianfairley2766]

The last bit got me 🤣🤣 there's definitely other galaxys out there lol and ave clear picture 🤣🤣🤣

[@BASTYK14710]

7:55 Other galaxies?? I mean, yeah😂😂

[@jimmythornseed8605]

I believe it....

[@drewsie7505]

@@jimmythornseed8605 i mean there are billions of galaxies, so i would sure hope so..

[@adamzitsch9027]

Aliens have some really cool looking ships

[@motorcitysmitty4]

“Do you personally believe that there is other galaxies out there?” 🤣🤣

[@scott7803]

You're an idiot if you dont

[@brownsfishingadventures4001]

2009 13 miles of the coast of maine we saw A craft flying extremely fast just A few feet off the ocean's surface. The weird part is there was zero sound or disturbance on the waters surface. No one will ever believe us but the image is imprinted into my brain.

[@dexzacr4518]

Ever seen starlink that shit will freak u out too

[@robertblakeman9978]

Are you dyslexic? Have you heard of punctuation? SpeellChick No Worky Prop!!

[@thomasconnell1556]

I wanted to see an actual UFO until the dream I had that felt real. Me and my sister were being pulled up with an anti gravity beam and I kept telling her it was okay. Then this sudden feeling of impending doom came over me and I started screaming at her then woke up.

[@caioaugusto6819]

I saw some weird light in the sky and started having some awful dreams about all kinds of UFOs doing everything from just passing slowly to destroying everything

[@JustifiedAncient]

I was taken by aliens. They probed me. I managed to escape as they smoked cigarettes

[@robphillips8351]

Lol..,👍👍

[@accidentalactor9306]

Is it me or is there a definite increase in space launch activity?

[@mikehink4062]

I live in Daytona Beach, anything launched from Kennedy is clearly visible from here and with weather permitting, there seems to be a launch every week, if not two. This has been for a few years now and that’s just Kennedy; I know SpaceX & NASA also launch from Houston & somewhere in CA also - so I would imagine there’s been at least 100+ launches in the past few years.

[@jerryfacts9749]

The images from fighter planes, and naval ships are in the infrared (IR) band. The cameras used are radar guided. The IR band used is below the visible light spectrum. To make the image visible for viewing they use electronic circuits to enhance the image. Dark colour is cold, and the lighter colour is warm. Because the wavelength of IR is very long there is no image detail shown as like with visible light that uses shorter wavelengths.

[@Convothadon]

B2 and b21 are loud af I live in Palmdale

[@Sleepydill]

Man good story.. i lived on military bases growing up throughout my childhood i know what aircraft’s sound like, one time me and my boys were playing manhunt in the pitch dark and cloudy, we were on our neighborhood track and we looked up and saw 3 dots in the shape of a triangle. No noise at all. This was almost 10 years ago and i still keep in touch with some of the kids there.. they think they seen some shit to

[@aceboydankroc3289]

That’s crazy! I saw the same thing bout 25 years ago in Sylmar Ca. In the hills. I’ve heard other people describe the same thing too 🤯

[@randomproductions908]

My only ufo experience was when I was like 10 or 12 and i saw a dart fly overhead really fast, was only like 2ft big and like 15ft above my head but silent

[@messi_data3089]

Rogan acts as if Aliens believe like mankind. The difference between us and them might be like a human and a dog

[@eddiebeano]

I like your shirt Joey

[@groguwolf9321]

Yeah Joe m, at the Blue Angels events they fly the bomber over the crowd too.

[@Hunter_71498]

Joe..joe...the planes/stealth bombers are clearly amrican aircraft. I would never confuse a plane for a UFO...keep this this up.

[@luftenbjarenbjarenheim2194]

Come out to South West Colorado sometime Joe and do some night sky watching you will see some crazy stuff yes you won't know what it is but I guarantee you will see things that you can not explain I'm down to have A smoke sesh and show you around we have ranger towers on the mountains that we chill in sometimes and maaaan just wow.

[@beeray13]

He said he never saw a UFO? Didnt he tell a story of seeing the UFO in north bergen on a previous show?

[@Runyen50]

I've seen two.

[@noblelegrand331]

I've only seen lights that made wired turns in the sky but rocks or aliens its crazy

[@luigirnotyourbusiness8127]

I have seen UFOs

[@Ken-qq6gp]

People go to New York to see a show. All the freaks

[@javon052002]

Norfolk VA 1993 spotted the triangle UFO then saw it on unsolved mysteries years later!

[@iamnegan1515]

I saw a triangle. It was huge silent and cruised by so slowly that it was more like floating. 3 years ago in the Adirondacks.

[@javon052002]

@iamnegan1515 yup mine was a slow float, stop and took off!!

[@vshon1220]

Only a human would think like that, I don't think you considered how many senseless and intelligent species they come across as they journey through the universe we're talking billions of species so for you to say times square is something interesting to them sounds kind of silly now don't it and it tells the tale about your species

[@domrossetti9406]

Where do you think we got the design for the stealth bomber? Alien craft.

[@caioaugusto6819]

Birds are alien craft confirmed

[@jenordbrown257]

Joe be saying dumb shyt if he was a alien he would go to New York City 🤦🏾‍♂️ Joe don’t know what a alien thinks

[@user-gw5kw9ef2b]

I was surfing with my friend in HB, Ca and he noticed the UFO with all these lights around it, just above the ocean water. It was getting dark, and it was only me and him out at like 12th street. But we both were like yeah, who gives a shit and surfed some more & got out & walked back to our cars.

[@CaptainPriceRaps]

Aliens aren't real

[@thedayzbandit8702]

pilots would say otherwise.

[@Cosmic1_8_7]

Humans are aliens

[@comedyforlife7]

Joe , the next time you meditiate, call them in your mind. Ask them to visit you and to be peaceful when they visit. They could be us in the future.

[@crypt0bank446]

I seen something th eother night. Took a pic too. Theyre real!

[@BeG00dT0Y0urSelf]

🤎TIFFANY RAE NICKALASKEY🤎

[@milkcrate805]

This is propaganda

[@Samsanite1]

How? Because you don’t agree with it?

[@robertsterner408]

.....

[@daveeaster1061]

I’m from jersey. If I was an alien that’d be the last place you see me wtf 😂 but all jokes aside why would an alien want to be seen by 8 billion dangerous beings. Not surprising they keep a pretty low profile

[@TimLynchNZ]

Joe, bro, you are losing it. This was 8 minutes of waffle - nothing new here. Come-on Man. You are better than this.

[@Gunshow0]

was probably high as a kite

[@skillskud]

​@@Gunshow0yeah man bro weed is really awesome got me some dank white gushers yummy

[@jonathanterrazas3474]

Another dumb Joe Rogan joke