Why Andrew “Dice” Clay Banned Ari Shaffir from His Home

[@overtherenowaitthere]

I dont even know ari but hes banned from my house too

[@Snider112233]

Caleb1915 he’s banned from my house as well.

[@brandon2762]

Lmao

[@simplyhuman3982]

This joke I get. This one is funny.

[@rickr.5836]

@John Griffith rip x bro too soon

[@pecks821]

Agreed also banned from mine

[@Scottae89]

Ari’s that friend that you would hate unless you grew up with him. The friend that all your new friends hate.

[@prackk]

so facts lmao

[@cg69005]

@Agent 39 he never said he did?

[@iswearimcreativeproduction7604]

I’m kinda like this but still get invited to shit lol it’s weird

[@jamietitus6220]

I realize it is kind of off topic but does anyone know a good site to watch new tv shows online ?

[@iswearimcreativeproduction7604]

@@jamietitus6220 soap2day

[@regularrory4692]

I’m Jewish and Ari makes me feel anti Semitic.

[@garnetnard4284]

He’s not circumcised if that helps you hate him more.

[@dsplz7274]

@@garnetnard4284 is he even Jewish then?

[@1mikewalsh]

Same!

[@mattmattix2598]

Omg!! This killed me.

[@Desertlifeinthesonoran]

🤣

[@RonaldOlszewski]

Ari: "I NEVER rifled through his drawers." Narrator: "He rifled through his drawers."

[@eltravos99]

lololololololol

[@irfanabazi2524]

Lmfao underrated comment right here folks

[@mike54996]

Did everyone else do a Morgan Freeman narration?

[@jeremysiron9622]

“Yeah I remember grinding my feet on Eddie’s couch”

[@tylerasweet]

Ron Howard voice*

[@DOESITMATTER7734]

I'm almost sure Ari is a machine elf/ evil jester born from Joe's first dmt trip come to life. Born for anarchy and chaos. He's like somebody who is demonically possessed but the demon bonded him on a personal level and now they're friends

[@acesiegel4467]

DOESITMATTER7734 the amount of detail you gave for this masterpiece is amazing. Hilarious comment

[@DOESITMATTER7734]

@@acesiegel4467 thank you, i've been feeling this way about him for a while. He is creepy. Like bettle juice

[@optimoprimo132]

He is the embodiment of a jack in the box. The guy that is always one stick poke from getting the snot beat out of him.

[@DOESITMATTER7734]

@@optimoprimo132 lol facts

[@DennisMartinezCalifornia]

You need to write a short story about this. You're a natural dude! This would be sick idea for a book

[@mic7able]

Dice has a brain. Not huge. But big enough to know that Ari doesn't get a house key.

[@holeindanssock156]

Perfectly typed.

[@davenwatts8173]

Ari is a joke n it's not funny

[@h3x3dit]

LOL

[@edgargonzalez1161]

Aye!

[@markymark1072]

Makes sense

[@TheChurchofCacti]

Ari is kicked out of a lot of homes. He's a home wrecker minus the pipe laying

[@-Twotonepony-]

Not for lack of trying.

[@michaelmorgan6674]

Hes a bitch.

[@michaelmorgan6674]

Type of guy who no one liked as a kid and never managed to grow up.

[@CriticoolHit]

Yeah he leaves the pipe laying to more capable men. Ari just handles the 'being a bitch' part.

[@BoqPrecision]

Oddly specific choice of words and scenarios... Almost as if you have lived it.

[@jopo7996]

If you lock out Ari, he'd probably spike your entire swimming pool.

[@lamigraice2442]

These jokes are beating the fuck out of a dead horse.

[@yukmoutb5885]

wouldnt put it past him. was throwing burgers n hot dogs in berts pool on somethings burning lol

[@CARTOONIVERSE1]

Jo Po- *True.*

[@mario41221]

@@lamigraice2442 That fucking horse will be pulp Sir!! Have a good day!!!

[@blesshandsvisionary1498]

Or just a small portion of the pool

[@riptidemonzarc3103]

You have to admit it's genius for a celebrity to crank call a fan so much the fan stops taking their calls

[@CoronaTheVirus]

Dont do crank kids

[@Smokeyxz]

Speed kills, don’t meth around

[@supersaiyanluigi5858]

I hate him so much but I agree that is really funny 😂😂

[@avadventuregear]

Now I understand why Bobby Lee hated his guts lol

[@robertadams85]

@@DmitryPolovka how do you figure that?

[@toooldforcitylife]

@@DmitryPolovka You think Kreischer deserved to get dosed by Ari as well?

[@derivedcunt1814]

Bobby lee is lowkey a piece a shit person as well. If you here the ari story with him. But bobby seems way more trustworthy

[@CriticoolHit]

This guy beat up Bobby Lee because SOMEONE ELSE was fucking his girlfriend Natasha. What a bitch.

[@rileyrelatores5565]

Robert Adams Bobby screwed Ari and and Ari beat him for it

[@inspectahmetal7978]

Dice is just comedy’s version of what Ric Flair is to wrestling He came with a performance and left as the character

[@seanpurdom6380]

You, my friend, just typed words of glory and beautiful, golden progression! What a great comparison! And it's spot the fuck ON. Lol

[@holeindanssock156]

Ari got banned from someones home? Im so shocked.......

[@briggyb]

I was thinking the same thing. I wonder how many people have said that he is not welcome in their home anymore.

[@holeindanssock156]

@@briggyb 78.....

[@holeindanssock156]

@Alex P 😍🤔

[@holeindanssock156]

@Alexander Octopus Cortez lul

[@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt]

Just drug them with ecstasy they'll love you after that...

[@goodfella7771]

Ari is the kind of guy that is soon as you look at him you start hating him for no reason

[@MmmmGoodBoy]

Resting Jew Face

[@re9246]

And then he speaks

[@brpitrepeters7983]

@@MmmmGoodBoy Easy now,, Easy

[@MmmmGoodBoy]

BR Pitre Peters you calling me a liar?

[@ryanstephens9145]

100%

[@zangardo3937]

Ari shaffari walks into a bar and the bartender asks,"why such a long face"?

[@killahertz]

😂

[@howey935]

Boom boom

[@kayabojmic]

😂

[@skinnybuddha8988]

I'm just here laughing at these comments of how shitty Ari was before he said the stuff about Kobe

[@jenniferholmstrom4134]

I stopped liking him when he drugged Bert.

[@WN_Byers]

Search "Amazing Racist". Dude sucks

[@squydwardyourlordansavior9723]

@@WN_Byers that was some what a funny show

[@saywhat4314]

Never thought the koby shit was that bad. I don’t like sports anyway but yea he’s done some fucked up shit

[@StayMadNobodycares]

Speaking of Kobe, think about it, A comedian can get wrongly accused of sexual assault and his career is over, a big time athlete can actually do it, and get away with it and continue their career like nothing happened while the victim gets shamed for it.

[@PJM273]

Ari totally went in the drawers - and you know it.

[@Thingsandstuff959]

What jew wouldn't

[@lostinsauce4515]

@@Thingsandstuff959 fucking relax dude

[@kirkhope0205]

@@lostinsauce4515 no u

[@guntherbeckman1257]

@@Thingsandstuff959 ikr?

[@newyardleysinclair9960]

Nah why bring up the story then?

[@paularndt6111]

" It doesn't matter if you don't grow up, just be a good person". Great words Mr. Rogan

[@Gchili]

Directed across the table but he didn't pick it up

[@WKRP187]

Thank you!! Been saying that exact thing for years... I get up and go to work and pay the bills and support my kids.... And that's as old as I'm getting ever. . Back to the fart jokes and porn and a few beers bitches!!

[@sonofbatman5233]

I bet he was rifling through his drawers. That sounds like an Ari move.

[@eriktruchinskas3747]

Isn't the dark knight returns awesome? Come to think of it I wouldn't let frank miller in my house along with ari

[@picasokaufmen9250]

And then dice walks in and says "why you going through my underwear, what are you a home?" Lol

[@-Twotonepony-]

@@picasokaufmen9250 Did you mean to type homo, or are you some kind of stupid home?

[@kidsmooth5403]

lol same thing I was thinking

[@sauljahboi5965]

Sniffing Dice's soiled underoos

[@fiachradillon]

I think he's banned from Berts house too 😂

[@anotherarmchairhistorian2831]

Ya think?

[@nodiggity9472]

Bert still lets him in, through the kitchen window when his wife is asleep. But if she catches them, Bert's banned from his own house too.

[@PabloEscobar-cs9lu]

@@nodiggity9472 🤣

[@mitchjames9350]

Bert is pathetic, he still makes excuses for Ari.

[@Garrus1995]

Ari is mad shady. I don’t think I’d want the guy coming by my home either. I feel like I’d had to throw out all my food and drinks because they might have Molly in them.

[@BUDDAz1g]

Let alone having to worry of him pissing or shitty somewhere in the house

[@warrenh]

I met Dice at a guitar center in the 90's. He was so nice and had a really gentle energy. He asked me to play drums for his son and we talked for a while, as he was just starting to play. Whenever someone came up and asked for his autograph etc, he would be really cold and curt with them, and turn back to me and be super cool.

[@greggburke7796]

You realize that curt means short and rude, right? Perhaps you should have used another adjective.

[@warrenh]

@@greggburke7796 I know what curt means, and he was curt with other people. What is the point of your comment exactly?

[@greggburke7796]

@@warrenh Oh I assumed you were saying he was being a nice guy, but you are saying he was nice to you but a dick to everyone else. My bad. I misunderstood what you were trying to say.

[@bigmike5785]

​@Gregg Burke Thanks, Gregg.

[@drewbocop]

i don't believe for a second that Ari wasn't rifling through his drawers

[@traviswhite3488]

Seeing this after the Kobe vid and drugging Bert, makes sense why he doesn’t make great decisions

[@spacecadet0]

Dudes reasoning skills are broken.

[@deuces_shoeless]

@Coltious Tayloropitous Did you just compare weed to molly? You can't be that dense.

[@Tonetube718]

@@Doodle456 most molly is fake and ones from China which Is practically meth

[@finnanutyo1153]

@@Doodle456 MDMA= MOLLY = METHYLENEDIOXYMETHAMPHETAMINE. Both CNS stimulants. So yeah, they are

[@ThatNoFbody-ch9ky]

Finna Nut Yo yep

[@marksprinkle]

"KOBE!!" - Ari Shaffir throwing away his career

[@Swaebeats616]

Mark Sprinkle original 👍🏽

[@DvDPlaya]

I think it's funny that Kobe ruins his career but _Free Boat Rides back to Africa_ didn't.

[@xcaluhbration]

🤣

[@dannyamos313]

That's what he yelled when the chopper whent down

[@kevindocmesa9073]

Kobe was a dirtbag

[@klepszekk8119]

8:22 Ari’s explanation comes out smooth as silk until Joe asks the perfect question “Why would the other guy lie & tell Dice you went through his drawer?” Ari answers this with a joke, to blow it off. But that question makes you go, “Wait a minute, yeah, why WOULD the other guy lie about that? What motivation would a person have to lie about something like that?” Punching a hole in the logic of Ari’s story, making it feel like Ari is the one telling a lie. Especially when you know his past sketchy behavior. Of course he went thru the drawer & got himself banned from Dice’s house.

[@Flipindabird23]

Literally to get him banned for a laugh. That’s how comics think. It really doesn’t demand this much introspective to break it down.

[@carsongxd]

@@Flipindabird23 both of you are right

[@Michael-el8nu]

The whole "but why would they lie?" Is the obvious path to an answer however it's so odd to me when it just stops there or "they don't have a reason to lie" conclusion just baffles me to no end I mean have ya been around humanity? Idk if ari did it but dude telling dice is either being honest or he might have lied because... 1 Doesn't like Ari 2 Compulsive liar 3 Genuinely thought he saw something but is mistaken about what he saw 4 Wants to gain favor with a celebrity 5 Likes starting conflict 6 wants to draw attention away from something he did 7 just because I'm sure you already thought of similar reasons and I doubt you really think the guy would have zero reasons to lie, just wanted to share a few I could think of.

[@untitled6391]

Not that Ari shouldn't be banned anyway but this "why would he lie" stuff is complete nonsense

[@Th3bandit117]

You can let him in your home, just not around your drinks

[@nothanksplease]

Pad lock your food/ refreshments.

[@gabrielrabelo6982]

But what if he spikes the padlocks?

[@igogoplatayobitch7566]

Hes a jew. He will figure out a way

[@Legendairy_Angel94]

Dude these jokes are deaddd

[@bobdoughnut2627]

@@Legendairy_Angel94 you would be dead if Ari attacked you with his beak.

[@JackJacksonMMA]

"interesting" Joe didn't believe Ari either..

[@briggyb]

7:50 they talk about the ban. Still an interesting conversation but sheesh.

[@billblast8797]

brigmund freud sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh

[@germacam3498]

It’s called context bro...such pussys Jesus

[@briggyb]

@@germacam3498 thanks bro. Needed you to clarify. Or you could just not comment.

[@Sprite_525]

Such an annoying trend, “we bury what you’re looking for so that our ‘average watching time’ can go up for advertisers”

[@vmunoz1]

I’m jealous of Ari’s foosball table.

[@BoldEagle22]

Ari: “keep child abuse to a minimum” Joe: *pause* “you said that.”

[@therandomraving7490]

Ari: "So you're not saying to a minimum? I don't understand.."

[@kevindoyle5856]

The amount of emotional energy ari can manipulate is impressive. Hes def the public square dude getting people riled up throughout history

[@kevindoyle5856]

@Globglogabgolab 2.0 it’s genetic

[@SonsOfDeForest]

​@Globglogabgolab 2.0 "i recently learned im part jewish, which makes sense; i always knew i was up to something" -Owen Benjamin

[@Sprite_525]

Dice looks like “Tom Hanks as Dice” in a movie 😆

[@threwthelookingglass7194]

Jay Are ok .. thought i was. the only one . thought it was hanks. from cloud atlas

[@ryand4533]

So true

[@PurpleCat2017]

I have np idea who this guy is but a friend of mine posted a pic of him on FB and I legot thought he was one of those mash-ups. He õooks like Tom Hanks mixed with Vin Diesel.

[@Nautilus1972]

"as long as you keep child abuse to a minimum.." "You said that." Exactly.

[@urgfswallows]

Nautilus1972 It’s obvious he was making a fucking joke! And if you’re one of the dickholes who can’t see that, then you’re the problem, not Ari! I’m surprised Joe didn’t see it either, considering the fact that Joe himself is known to say some dark shit.

[@lylechipperson3407]

@@urgfswallows if you ignore the semantics of the difference in "not committing child abuse" and "keeping child abuse to a minimum" joe kinda looks like he was saying that it's okay to beat your kids lol

[@JackOffAllTrades]

@@lylechipperson3407 in public

[@therandomraving7490]

Ari's follow up was also funny: "So youre not saying to a minimum.. I don't understand" lol

[@AnjewTate]

I think the video should be retitled as: Why Andrew “Dice” Clay invited Ari Shaffir in his home to begin with. Now THAT is a story.

[@alexeilindes7507]

Yes also new update cant like as part of reassurance program

[@jamesordwayultralightpilot]

Dude oozes creepiness I wouldn't trust him. He reminds me of every sneaky little weasel character in movies that are always up to something. Last good thing he was ever in tho was Tasha.

[@gedkenny2009]

i like how this is a 9 minute video and the part the title refers to is a tiny 15-20 second bit right at the very end... lmao

[@crosisskebbel3513]

Agreed

[@boylibrary3533]

Ged the Head young Jaime is a wizard at getting clicks

[@mnemonichotpocket]

Ari calling dice "crazy" and that it's insane he does stuff "for the goof" is soooooo pot/kettle. He took a lot of notes...

[@jamesritch5245]

If Captain spaulding had a son this is exactly what he'd look like

[@lordslug7891]

James Ritch dude😂

[@darrellroe6381]

Dats a gud 1 dammit 👻

[@johnbernal7996]

He does look like Sid Haig lol

[@Gestapo93]

HAHAHAHA Spot the F on!

[@jwebbs999]

Hooray

[@kimaboe]

Chance that Ari didn't rifle through his drawer? None.

[@fredrick7434]

Andrew dice clay looks like Jon Stewart if he was a cocaine dealer his whole life 😤

[@Mr1159pm]

A more interesting question would be why Joe hasn't banned him from his studio yet.

[@ewolf132]

It's his tolerance for comedy that's letting it slide I think. They talk all the time about content over context and how comedy is comedy, which is true. As much as the fans (including myself) wouldn't mind Ari being banned, I think Joe is worried about the potential consequences after that. That being said, he still should have banned him after that. Guys like Ari don't learn unless someone does it for them

[@xafbxmoto269]

Bunch of snowflakes, comedy is fucked.

[@IvanVikktor715]

They’re friends 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@max-I-am]

“He was always jealous of my upbringing and my foosball table at home.”

[@SportTalkForDummies]

Ari can have a key to my place as long as he spikes my drinks

[@ericmeadows9477]

Or my arms with drugs

[@mattmattix2598]

That phone call story is awesome. Imagine telling your friends when they ask who keeps calling and you have to say Dice lol. They would think you are nuts lol. The thought of him at work having to explain to his boss why his phone was ringing is great.

[@silverslider562]

I feel like over the years slowly but surely Rogan has been gradually turning into a meatball right before our eyes.

[@2MossBag]

It’s all that elk meat lol

[@guymetdrapedes220]

A ball of meat that gives you butter?

[@lucariololol]

@ryan boughton a tool but not a guido

[@smasherblues5322]

HGH will do that to ya.

[@mochtesh]

Freddy Soto was one of the best stand-up comedians ever. Can't believe he's been gone 17 years. We missed out on so much great comedy.

[@HatchetSwinginDrumma]

Hey... regardless

[@justinpaul4327]

When Ari speaks he digs his on grave just a little more lol

[@kawasakieddy61]

Out of all the comics that where canceled Ari should have been the biggest one

[@Noticerofthings]

Ari is an amazing man and a great comedian. His video and tweet about Kobe made me a big fan, absolutely hilarious.

[@TimWing23]

Ari definitely looked through his desk.

[@OhMeOhMy77]

For sure! This cat needs a beating daily!

[@tehallanaz]

@@OhMeOhMy77 now all I can smell is cat piss

[@mmcmann9539]

1000%.

[@LBTennis]

100000%

[@andrewhowden6198]

10000000000000%

[@nothanksplease]

I wouldn't let that weirdo in my house either. He'd probably drug all my food.

[@nothanksplease]

@@cpaaretrofit wouldn't let him in my house. Yeah probably, to answer your douche question seriously. Lot more to work off if you have a memory.

[@Bo_Knows_Tecmo]

Miss Kekistan yeah that dude is crazy. I still can’t believe he drugged that dude. It’s one thing to give someone some high powered weed or something but to spike their drink with a hard drug is going way to far. Luckily nothing bad happened.

[@Milanvaneijk]

Jep, he really has a lot of sociopath characteristics.

[@da_jeezuss8922]

But he would drug you with fun stuff, like molly. It's not like he would dose you with laxatives.

[@GovernorRiffRaff]

Miss Kekistan I hear he’s into snowballing

[@loaditz]

What many people don't know is that Andrew Dice Clay was a rock n roll detective

[@tonyhutz]

Andrew Dice Clay looks like Vin Diesels flamboyant Dad.

[@tbus1987]

Because Dice didn't want Ari putting Molly in his drinks 🍹

[@KMcNally117]

It would be cool if they got Dice on the podcast. He is a character but has seen a lot of comedy and a part of its history.

[@DarkLordofTheSith69]

Why is everybody upset with Ari...the guy comes to your house and gives you free drugs ..he's like Santa

[@da_jeezuss8922]

He surprises you with fun drugs. Who doesn't love surprises?

[@cloud_monkey422]

I love drugs and I love surprises but some drugs just are not meant to be surprises at all lol

[@Sprite_525]

Bert admitted his drinking problem got better after his Molly experience

[@cloud_monkey422]

You’ve never taken drugs like that if you think it sounds like a good idea lol

[@Sprite_525]

Dan and Lilly’s Beard Product Reviews - I’ve done it. That would be ok. only psychedelics would be bad. Dosing Acid or DMT would be “dead to me” stuff. But the drugs where you’re just “you but moodier” isn’t the end of the world like Bert made it seem. My only problem was, Ari didn’t admit guilt at Bert’s wife. She made all these plans for Bert, and Bert had to cancel Cuz he was suddenly too high. Ari just shrugged. That’s not cool.

[@BrianTurnerPiano]

Ari is annoying AF. He thinks too highly of himself and he’s not really that funny.

[@CARTOONIVERSE1]

Brian Turner- Because he's an Jewish L.A. rich kid. Totally entitled w/ nothing but time on his hands.

[@Jay-oz5zo]

@Tony Marselle spotted the jew!

[@suckmyass101]

@Tony Marselle stating he's a Jew is antisemitism? Man you Jews sure are fragile.

[@namelessfaceless5748]

@Tony Marselle define antisemite. Here's a clue, it does not and has NEVER meant anti-jew. You MUST speak hebrew, eqyptian, or arab or prescribe to one of those 3 cultures to be semitic, unless it is the Abrahamic version in which all muslims and christians are also semites. You ashkenazi? That's a convert. A fake jew for the record.

[@yew2oob954]

Dice's funeral should be called "Dying on Stage" and you have a viewing with him on stage in an upright coffin and then have people "do standup" in his voice roasting everyone who came to the funeral.

[@MetalArrow]

Ari is that one friend, you didn't regret losing.

[@live-inlegend9797]

They actually had a moment of silence for someone that’s still alive. Sri looks like he already has a joke ready if he finds any of his friends dead 😂😂

[@gregmartin1757]

No way that guy didn't rifle through his draw! Never met him personally but just listen to him for 5 minutes and you know he absolutely the type of guy who wouldn't think twice before rifling through your draw.

[@yungchill69]

Drawer

[@TimahR]

And to think that Ari actually has really good friends.

[@DidierPeroni]

Hes very lucky

[@dominicbaptist]

4:40 Joe is in fact standing up

[@scootcho]

Its never too late to have a happy childhood.

[@AllThingsInterestingOfficial]

Andrew dice clay looks like Tom Hanks dressed up like Elton John

[@fulltimetrader48]

Adventures of Ford Fairlane was the best movie ever!

[@bobfalfa76]

He's in talks to do a second one

[@williamheinbuch]

Fucking best movie

[@richriseup190]

My hair

[@MICHAEL_MAY_8]

When people preface a statement with "I hate to be THAT guy"...Ari is the guy they're talking about.

[@thinkpadBentnoseTheBlind]

A person that does not feel guilt or remorse would have no reason to find themselves at fault for something that they did with the intention of hurting another person. To a person high in psychopathy, their actions can always be rationalized to be the fault of another person. That is why Ari can not love or be loved.

[@show_me_your_kitties]

Ummk

[@ratedtriplex]

Anyone remember Gilbert Gottfried's impression of Andrew Dice Clay more than Andrew Dice Clay?

[@JimmyTurner]

I love how joe keeps going with it like he's not joking.

[@VeRT-SBNS]

Hes banned from my house too

[@volcommadness]

Robert Brown not mine come over Ari let’s do shrooms together!!

[@VeRT-SBNS]

@Robert Brown It would be different if bert had been offered the molly and he had taken it at will but nah fuck that coming in like a damn government agent and shit No point in having someone you cant trust in the house

[@TedOfNod]

7:52 Why Andrew “Dice” Clay Banned Ari Shaffir From His Home

[@jbellamy83]

Dice stalking a fan is some all time great shit lol 😆

[@deadyrockspin]

Im not sure about as a comedian, but as a human Dice is one of the funniest people in history

[@JonnyMudMower]

After drugging Bert I wouldn't trust ari with a goldfish......lost any little respect I had for him

[@Tubring22]

Ari drugging an obese racist legendary party animal is hilarious

[@uriah9559]

I dont like bert as a comedian or as a person but what ari did was messed up

[@blakeshields1549]

Ari and Bert are still friends, it might not be right to you or me but it doesn’t have any effect on your life so why give a shit?

[@lezzlove4841]

legend

[@JonnyMudMower]

mark woo I didn't know they took food stamps for Internet service ,,,,,,good for you!!!

[@christianramey1304]

"Why Ari Shaffir was banned for mocking Kobe and multiple children's deaths"

[@adj4596]

I banned him when he "Molly whopped" his friend ,friend btw So after this Kobe Bryant mock ,best believe he's banned

[@Swaebeats616]

Christian Ramey he only mocked Kobe. Didn’t know about the kids until it was too late

[@adj4596]

@@Swaebeats616 funny 1st thing the news put out was Kobe Bryant and 8 others including his daughter,ari is lazy and know now that his comments ,not jokes because their wasn't an in of effort behind it,and only feelings and emotions,which w/o direction led him here

[@bartvy]

A DJ first of all.. nothing “funny” about this buddy. and second; The first report tmz put out only mentioned Kobe might have died in a helicopter accident not much Els. Nobody Els was mentioned in that first post. Doesn’t make Ari less of a tool for what he did. But saying he (Knowingly and purposely) mocked the death of kids is just factually untrue and just as bad in taste as his fucking video.

[@Swaebeats616]

IronManBart 🎯

[@DanielRojas-jh6ld]

Omg Dice was calling the guy back and the guy was tired of talking to him. That's hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😅

[@prophetiron3179]

The diceman looks like a certified switch hitter in that thumbnail.

[@Cocksmoker87]

"Keep child abuse to a minimum" -"....You said that...."

[@AManCalledDutch]

Jonas Lantto bad thing to say considering Joe had an abusive father.

[@jojodancer1743]

When are you gonna talk about what Ari said about Kobe's death Joe?

[@lxuaes6915]

Jojo Dancer joe a pro at turnin the blind eye

[@kensmok6045]

probably in a week or two after its settled down. Joe knows to leave it alone for now out of respect for the family. No need to give the dickhead attention.

[@661AV13]

U guys do kno he already did right ?

[@jojodancer1743]

@@661AV13 Fuck you and your smug comment with no link.

[@brettbigass9313]

Kobe was a bitch. Who cares

[@MrByrl]

"Italian wolverine" how does Ari not know dice is Jewish?

[@123TheSimpsons]

MrByrl does dice know?

[@Metal_Kimura]

Dice is the most Italian jew ive ever seen

[@marclou4228]

Italian Jews are a thing...

[@patrickbrian3814]

I agree but Jews from New York at least some of them have stronger New York accents and similar traits

[@patrickbrian3814]

Oh I didn’t know he was both , but you see my point

[@Boy-lb6cg]

Isnt that the guy that pee'd in ur hallway thinking no one saw 😅

[@grimrevan4660]

Dice looks like Vin Diesel merged with Elton John

[@goodbassfishin]

"Maybe I don't have to grow up?" Ari's mind: "Maybe I can be a sociopath?"

[@Smegma_pirate]

Ari is banned from my house and I don’t even know the guy.

[@imstrongerthanyou5494]

honeydewbunson you don't have a house you dipshit and nobody know you neither!!

[@Smegma_pirate]

@@imstrongerthanyou5494 lol was that English ?

[@Vmh1717]

Ari just gives me bad vibes man

[@CARTOONIVERSE1]

TonyHolland17- *That's Kosher L.A. Evil you're smelling.* EVIL.

[@Fisker94]

@chillin in the bath update Remember pearl harbor? We can all be a little sneaky some times.

[@GrizzlyanCristian]

@@Fisker94 stop snickering while rubbing your hands together, I can still hear you!

[@Fisker94]

@@GrizzlyanCristian Wha? No, we hold big Asian culture diversity festival. Tell all these racist white people, that Japan and China are different. (And when you get there, I'm gonna have a little surprise, you Japense dog) *whispering while rubbing hand together

[@Fisker94]

@SedonaStona What? Maybe try to google it, its a sout park reference. Did you get butt hurt on some US patriot shit? If not why else phrase it like that?

[@daves2822]

Ari resembles Darth Plagueis. His head is like Stewie Griffins head perpendicular to the ground.

[@marksprinkle]

I don't know Ari, but he's not allowed in my house either.

[@chewyismycopilot788]

After his little excursion to se asia i wouldnt let ari in my home or especially near my kids

[@MattAlexanderMe]

Why?

[@MykkR0b0]

The thought of Ari having anything to do with the judicial system other than finally going to prison is a scary thought.

[@chrisd997]

This dude seems like a genuinely evil person , loving seeing other people suffer …etc

[@ivannapoles4049]

Ari’s proved his comment about not having to grow up true recently. Spiking Bert’s drink and then trolling Kobe’s death

[@stevem.o.1185]

Wait.. . Did the spiking Bert thing happen AFTER this video? Because I thought Joe saying, "Did you spike his kids?" was a reference to that. If so, clearly this is a pattern of behavior

[@alexback3395]

4:15 is the exact stare Roe Jogan always does when he is trying to understand how another human being is thinking. Doesn't matter if it's a comedian or a serial killer. Same stare.

[@allensauce6488]

Ari really does look like he’d take all your money

[@mariusetternavn6214]

Wow...

[@CutterDriftwood]

Well......Do i really need to say it?

[@illskilled1]

Must be the jew in him

[@Overton_Windows]

Am I the only one who thought that was an old(er) looking Tom Hanks? *I will NEVER understand Joe’s love of Ari

[@brettbigass9313]

Ari is funny. You aren't. Cry harder, bitch.

[@A92_]

I wouldn't want Ari in my house either.

[@brettbigass9313]

He wouldn't go to your house, so I think you're good.

[@coopboulton]

Calling a fan over and over again until they get annoyed is something Bert Kreischer would do

[@danielschurr6817]

I cant believe ive been living 45 mins away from brooklyn for 25 years and ive never heard of the diceman

[@clevertaco328]

For those wanting to get to the subject matters in the title, "Ari being banned from Dice's home". 7:52

[@davidzshit]

Ari is a friend you would expect Joe to have. Not just a childhood friend, like a friend he met 3 months ago but still kept him as a friend

[@shucksful]

If you think Ari DID rummage through Dice’s gun drawer, CLICK LIKE. LOL.

[@petermcgill1559]

"You said that." Truly, that made me laugh out loud very much :-)

[@alexanderjakel8001]

2:39. The mutual collective catchphrase of any of Ari’s “friends”. Just about sums up Ari’s worth. A professional tagalong of actually talented comedians.

[@thepeckhampoet1909]

I love hearing comedians talk about legendary comics from the past and present. There's no gimmicks, no musical instruments, no skills other then their personalities. It's why comedy for me is the greatest form of art and creativity. I believe it's the best thing we have as humans. When I hear comics talk about the greats, for me it's like hearing about the gods.