Joe Rogan - Jesse Itzler Tells Hilarious David Goggins Stories

Jezze Itzler on David Goggins living with him for a month.

[@timdiligence]

Goggins said you're never alone when doing something hard, cause no matter what time it is, he's going hard too. I remember that when I'm running.

[@jmartin6158]

Lmao bro I love that line because I use it too and it gives me fuel, when I feel like I’m done with my workout I tell myself “what would goggins do??” Fuck it one more hour of lifting or running

[@FlightOfFancyCo]

Real shit!

[@daynight4087]

@@jmartin6158 don't forget to rest your body man, it's so important!

[@onetwothree257]

That's motivational as fuck.

[@joelhuh268]

Going to remember this whenever I’m going through some shit. Thanks 👌

[@richhadfield3836]

There should be a show where Goggins just shows up to your house and does this shit for 30 days. 30 Days with Goggins.

[@GregRickard]

Rich Hadfield Goggins couldn't watch as much KZbin as me.

[@gardenboundbylove2193]

I would probably try watching it, find it it's really more than just an awesome premise, and learn from Goggin's instruction of others.

[@Sam-vk8xd]

This would be an amazing show

[@bobkin611]

I'm first

[@DREQON2005]

Omg it would be my favorite show

[@WaVeYFLiPPED]

David Goggins wakes up his alarm clock

[@constantinvaldor3742]

That's a good one 😂

[@angelmuro9796]

Fuckkk got me good 😂😂

[@nubiaalvarado7308]

Angel Muro 🤣😆😆

[@thenextbigthing1393]

The alarm clock sets Goggins to wake up

[@shaunkilcourse8097]

WaVey FLiPPed 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@alexgibbons8645]

“ he had no teammates “ I lost it at that 😂😂😂😂 he delivered that line so good

[@TheSantifive]

There's another interview where he retells that race and, in a similar way, tells he was with all his teammates, on an RV, with water and shit and meanwhile Goggins had a foldable chair and a bag of crackers.

[@X3Parabellum]

I would be terrified if I showed up to a race where your supposed to have a team of 5 and I saw a man by himself

[@gabrielsanchez3298]

@@X3Parabellum that’s some physiological warfare

[@brodydaube4136]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@eb_tigers0775]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4vHp2CKqc6Aock

[@JaySubi53]

David Goggins has a diary. It’s called the Guinness Book Of World Records.

[@Xnihilo141]

JaySubi53 AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@gilbertcastro7621]

Guiness book of psycho world records.

[@tano1670]

Lmao

[@JaySubi53]

This guy runs on car oil

[@calroach1]

JaySubi53 😆😆😆😆😆

[@sherrinfordholmes6653]

when David Goggins finishs a set, the weights take rest

[@konnerforbis]

Solid

[@larphraulen]

This might be my favourite one

[@rohitwagh8631]

😂😂

[@detesteffeminacy]

That's fucking hilarious! XD

[@sunnyjupita]

You're Hilarious!!!!😂😂

[@Paige679]

Me: How many push ups can you do? David Goggins: All of them

[@krees895]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kryptichands968]

I wish I heard this when I was still in the service

[@Sectionmillionaire-fg8mm]

Lmao

[@hjalmarwidmark5906]

😂😂😂

[@ethanjhughes]

Long pause.....all of them XDXDXD

[@oronk60]

David Goggins is such a legend that you can write and entire book after just existing in his presence for a month.

[@evankaden657]

😂🤣 brilliant!

[@Oliver-2103]

He a whole Dragonball Arc

[@deleted-user-82u3ht92]

such a good point lmao

[@seriousmike5649]

Exactly lol

[@WeAllWeGot333]

He’s the hyperbolic time chamber 😂😂

[@seancrawford6026]

"He had no teammates" LMAO

[@phoenixrisin2269]

Sean Crawford That is priceless!😂

[@Sam-vk8xd]

Goggins is the team! 😂

[@OverwhelMinGJing]

LMFAO I fuckin died there XDDDD

[@bird9230]

To be fair at the time he was super unprepared, hadnt trained really at all, nutrition was out of wack and did a hardcore leg workout the day before. He admits it was the supidest moment of his life. But also his greatest.

[@Primat2207]

😭😭😭😭

[@krissifadwa]

"You're never alone whenever you're doing something hard. Because no matter what time it is, I'm going hard too. I'm always with you!" - David Goggins

[@IcyBrown]

Probably the nicest thing he ever said.

[@akshay_creates]

I just said DAMN out loud reading this. That's some powerful shit.

[@patrick9445]

This post got me hard af. I will stay hard out of respect to Rev. Goggins.

[@wilabanodeniro9780]

I love that quote. Still think of Goggins every time I’m masturbating, to this day.

[@zacharys3610]

He whispered in my ear as I'm dry heaving in the fetal position after a mile run

[@4esv]

Goggins is doing everything everyone joked about Chuck Norris doing

[@tw0crows74]

Chuck Norris looks under his bed for David Goggins

[@jonathankey6444]

What is this heresy

[@kevinjackson5191]

But harder!

[@stevenw350]

Bro I was thinking the same exact thing and then I came across your comment.

[@toggy0299]

Best comment I've read

[@KC_604]

So David Goggins showed up to a minimum 4 man team marathon SOLO ?? Lol hahaha Goggins is just to legit man he’s a straight savage

[@chrishostetler3576]

There's a Chuck Norris joke in here somewhere 🤣

[@Phcx-_-]

i could see goggins doing it too i actually burst out laughing

[@1bcordell]

He says it is still the hardest thing he has ever done in his life. Even harder than BUDS. This race is where he found there was way more to tap into than the 40% threshold where most of us stop and say were done. Meeting him is a bucket list item for me.

[@jorjeaviles8882]

Not a marathon, it was a 100 mile race which is insane

[@lukekiefer5964]

@@1bcordell He said the hardest thing he has ever done is the one mile track- 100 mile race in 24 hours or less to qualify for one of the hardest ultra-marathon races in the world. He was 230 pounds and had barely been running, only lifting. Made it to mile 70 and was peeing blood. He couldn’t move. Yet he somehow ran another 31 miles after that at a 12 min/mile pace.

[@rumham4766]

Goggins is like that mythical old guy in movies who shows up saves the main charecters and then disappear

[@diesel4389]

Haha, yes!

[@eyesopen444]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@umutjan2010]

😂😂😂

[@Morstius]

He is like the guy that a the young jackie chan studies under

[@shangurila7]

Ikki from Saint Seya.

[@chickfinnegan8969]

"Dave, what do you think of Chuck Norris?" "Never heard of her."

[@am33x]

All the Norris memes became Goggins memes. Only that first is a phony and the other a legit badass.

[@LongVo84]

Feminist joke

[@kennethangelo4924]

Why I didn't know that bastard until now

[@OOzd95]

soul taken

[@enock83]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@moosestubbings1853]

I lost his entire bodyweight (265lbs.) I weigh 185lbs now Its the greatest achievement of my life

[@RoyalChallengerofBangalore]

🍷🗿

[@colmmcneill2609]

Well done 💙

[@mile3018]

Congratulations!

[@GreerSquadProductions]

That is awesome 👏

[@bloatedsodium7301]

But you’re still alive, keep going! 💪🏻

[@Comedybrand]

Goggins missed his flight, so he ran and caught it.

[@badzsculptures3755]

Goggins never miss his flight. He always hit his Target.

[@krieg6526]

his flight missed him

[@kofiadease9709]

Underrated Comment

[@Ahria256]

Ran with a log

[@hemigod2]

No he didn’t , he just kept running until he got there

[@russodidit]

Jesse Itzler - "this is my wife" David Goggins - "this is my wife" Jesse Itzler - "this is your wife"

[@rolandbishop9716]

Jordan Russo best one by far

[@carlmarc3877]

Lmao

[@austinjrb]

Jordan Russo HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHGA

[@DCamp1271]

Classic! 😂😂😂

[@jsong8282]

David Goggins - “Merry Christmas”

[@NickyDekker89]

I could listen to David Goggins stories all day long.

[@davidgallagher806]

time to get after your own and do something that sucks ! #accountablymirror

[@danieldanielson2650]

​@@mark35720 good Idea.thanks

[@Bu-Aljoory]

9:02 "if you crazy enough to ask a guy like me to come live with you, Motherfu*ker i'm crazy enough to come" 😂that made me laugh out loud.

[@lukehanak]

Same 😂😂

[@JasM3dia]

I wonder how many people asked if he could come live with them after this, and if he'd accept them all, he is probably booked till he dies.. if he can die, that's the question..

[@Bu-Aljoory]

@@JasM3dia he is hilarious. 🤣

[@ambitiouswomen83]

Same😂

[@goo5976]

Goggins will never die. His soul will live on through the lessons people take from him

[@tedbundyog8316]

imagine death coming and the goggins saying: good that you showed up! we will run 10km to warm up and do 200 bars, and 150 push-ups. Death: understandable have a great day

[@darakenny5408]

Nah man he’ll just never die

[@zerotwosixty7416]

Yo I feel like this guy could actually fight off death.

[@elinetwsol1732]

You never die if you live in the hearts of men

[@zerotwosixty7416]

@@elinetwsol1732 kinda sus what about woman?

[@aleemmahabir9845]

This story actually seems like a good premise for a buddy comedy movie

[@drygordspellweaver8761]

Yeah like Anger management on steroids

[@IDUnleashed]

Aleem Mahabir the movie is called Sidekicks kzbin.info/www/bejne/op3QkH-lptZkh9U

[@michaelbarry6589]

The real “Get Hard”

[@koberowland9798]

@@michaelbarry6589 did you just compare Kevin Hart to David Goggins 😂

[@jamesmol3634]

@@koberowland9798 apparently Kevin Hart is insanely insanely dedicated to fitness and his work.

[@JMRM1410]

This guy is a superb story teller. Brilliant conversation.

[@twilightenvoy]

no reply

[@BlackCheezit]

reply

[@Jpravenfan98]

He’s also a liar and story fabricator. He’s notorious for embellishing to make things sound better. Look no further than his book living with Monks…

[@Jpravenfan98]

Also, him saying there was never a book in mind is false lol. He’s so full of shit.

[@notnvyenvy7171]

Fr tho

[@IntensePeppers]

I have more respect for this CEO than 99.5% of CEOs ever

[@roryarbuckle5480]

How many CEOs do you know guy

[@vasco3422]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@IntensePeppers]

​@@roryarbuckle5480a lot

[@Drew0621]

@@roryarbuckle5480 lol good point

[@SPSingh-fh9cc]

​@@roryarbuckle5480actually he is elon musk himself so

[@astucieusefille4150]

The comments on this video are some of the most entertaining I’ve ever seen.

[@kreassiva9138]

100% true.

[@ktvelu4501]

You bet

[@theonetheobi1523]

Welcome to Joe Rogan’s comment section

[@VonJay]

Bro I've literally laughed out loud to almost every comment. That has never happened before

[@MaliKali-po9su]

He is the new ibrahimovic

[@MrJSyer]

I just say: read Goggins's book "Can't Hurt Me". Amazing reading. He was not born this way, he made himself who he is.

[@larphraulen]

Have the audiobook and it's great as well. He does a little podcast summary/challenge (for the listener) at the end of each chapter.

[@ambikanath2918]

@@larphraulen where can we the audiobook from

[@larphraulen]

@@ambikanath2918 I got it off of Audible

[@Nitrus17]

Haven't read it but I will.

[@jraattianwa5656]

@@Nitrus17 do it. Watch both JRE podcasts of him, then do it

[@likewise4Gaming]

I seriously would love to spend a month with Goggins. His motivational videos literally changed my life. I saw one of his videos 10 months ago and it changed me forever. 10 months ago I was 205 lbs, drinking alcohol every day, high cholesterol, high blood pressure and a complete mess. I’m 142 lbs today and had my physical last week and I’m literally the healthiest I have ever been.

[@DavidLoveOfficial]

👏🏾 his book is phenomenonal too.

[@uechigurl]

Do you have Hospital Insurance?

[@kurtzband]

Amazing!

[@pamle1]

Sure thing! Just sign the liability waiver..

[@idonatemyfrog]

@Andrew thats not goggins his fault thats your brothers responsiblily goggins never said that other people should do. Anyway its.also stupid that someone does that without supervision. #coldhardtruth

[@jjd3039]

Saw Goggins running on the side of the road one time (true story) and I honked and waved at him. Commuted 30 minutes (25 miles) to buy some crap from Facebook marketplace, ate lunch after, started driving back and i hear faintly in the distance “hey you honkin motherf****!” and he gave me a wave back.

[@pandeyUkislay]

Dude !!!

[@kenbear9290]

Epic

[@chriswiney1333]

😂😂😂😂 AMAZING!

[@morethan3756]

You should have yelled back, "Stay hard!"

[@kenbear9290]

@@morethan3756 I will STAYYYYY HARDDDD. I’m going to carry the boats

[@arthuranderson797]

When Goggins turned 18 his parents moved out of the house.

[@kevinc721]

Arthur Anderson 😂😂 that’s hilarious

[@nicholas8380]

actually he was an obese loser sipping milkshakes. His evolution came later.

[@waldox1]

Nik I’m pretty sure the obese loser thing happened in his 20s. After he served his first term in the military. And he decided to get back into shape and join the SEALs

[@KrispyKidTay1]

@@nicholas8380 goggins was an beast when he was younger he begins to get fatter in his adulthood have you not read the book?

[@o.o1858]

At the morning of his 18th birthday, he whispered into his parents ears: “Get out motherfuckers”

[@raystaff386]

Goggins drove his mum home from the hospital when he was born.

[@radoslavtodorov6923]

I heard he was running with her on his back

[@Emma4dfuture]

What the . . . . ? :)

[@CRAZY-su7ui]

😂😂😂

[@justjanetng]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ADDIE.]

I laughed today thank you

[@justoskate854]

- We gonna run 4 miles... every 4hrs... for 48hours - I gotta work - No you don't

[@keeng1127]

justoskate 😂😂😂

[@guitarrocks4561]

justoskate just completed this challenge!

[@Lovinstevens]

lmao

[@christopherfisher1694]

Uphill both ways.

[@Lessoninablessing]

justoskate lol 😂

[@Ratlstrap]

I still can't tell if its incredibly motivating or terrifying that everytime I try to bust my ass and change myself, Goggins is somewhere in this world running down a bear screaming at it til it dies.

[@matthewbartley2746]

Alot of the screaming is him letting the bear know it sounds like a straight bitch and needs to harden the fuck up.

[@rubydaberry8563]

Stay hard!

[@sbdeluxe2088]

Haha

[@Joshua_Dalzelle]

😂😂

[@dumitrufelixpatatu9958]

🤣🤣

[@CudKidi]

David goggins once fought superman, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes

[@sambphillips959]

Very underrated comment

[@oxcees1978]

Nic Jose this is the most underrated comment I’ve seen in a while I almost pissed myself reading this lol

[@jacksonjames2712]

Lolol

[@MarkBFitness504]

Yeah, i like this comment too!

[@marqueematthews4949]

That Was Good!!

[@dfrancer]

‘If you’re crazy enough to ask a guy like me to come live with you.....Mother Fucker, I’m crazy enough to come.’

[@bealtesandfloyd]

Donnie Francis Joe’s reaction to that was 👌👌👌

[@DepressionShaman]

Legendary

[@bird9230]

And joes totally right. He had those crazy fucking eyes

[@mattkemerait]

One of my favorite Goggins quotes.

[@3QuaNiMiTyy]

8:50

[@blueexorcist577]

David goggins is the type of guy who'd get addicted to cocaine just so he can quit cocaine

[@estebanlopez1701]

Jajajaja that's a good one

[@CreativeLending]

This is funny af 😂😂😂

[@felipedoria5409]

hahahahahahahaha

[@amx-kb2uv]

Hahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahah

[@cindybee9272]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@joywarriorspack]

Goggins embodies the strategy "Never let them know your next move"

[@yomahashimoto3701]

Fax

[@ebythebeach]

Trump taught him that 1

[@fahimzahir9587]

They say Goggins gave birth to his parents.

[@The-ADHD-Exec]

Fahim Zahir - ha ha ha! Man this got me laughing...

[@demetriusrussell3261]

Now that's freakin' funny

[@sgt.gunbunny5959]

He built the house he was born in

[@googleedood9721]

😂

[@darrellmcnair9858]

lmao!!!

[@reedandkasensworld304]

For how successful this guy is he seems like a super humble dude.

[@josephwalther9871]

dfge efertg that’s probably why he is so successful

[@EvaLasta]

I had no idea he is 51. Doesnt look a day over 35

[@chrysichrysi7889]

@@EvaLasta 51?? Google says he was born in '75...so 45 years old.

[@olivyae3057]

@@edgarallanpoe8917 lol

[@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.]

David Goggins: *is born* The doctor: It's a boy! David: I'm a man. The doctor: It's a man!

[@mayjalook8652]

😭😭😭😂😂😂hilarious

[@pentelred]

ROFL

[@cuauhtemocmorisco3493]

Fuck😂😂😂

[@nativeam25]

Thats funny 💯💯💯🤣

[@lumapas]

🤣

[@seanroy1982]

David Goggins literally removes any excuse any normal person has for not living up to - and past - their full potential. Amazing.

[@abby999]

love it

[@temoc8359]

👍

[@jamesthompson2469]

"He had no teammates" LOL

[@captured5396]

That shit was funny when I heard him say it

[@gardenboundbylove2193]

Haha

[@jd233joel4]

James Thompson he didn’t need them

[@dylandickeson2929]

Hello I'm ur 1k like

[@shrimpysquad5821]

Damn, and to think i was this kind of motivated as a student at one segment of my life

[@Methadras]

When David Goggins runs, he's actually standing in place while his feet rotate the earth.

[@anthonyhaines496]

Methadras the earth is his treadmill

[@JaimeProvidoVFX]

@@anthonyhaines496 How many Navy SEALs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they stand there and let the world revolve around them.

[@albertalberto2288]

The earth is his treadmill

[@MichaelCBryan]

Hahahahaha

[@aarongreynameless]

I lost it at the "get up motherfucker" with his wife right next to him sleeping 😂😂😂

[@bargainhuntbricks420]

Wife screaming get the fuck out!

[@assbalonkerful]

no one gonna mention how well this guy told the story. he made it interesting and funny

[@brianjj1647]

He is so complicated funny 🤣😂😭

[@jochenneyens2888]

Yes, I like the way the tells the story. Very animated.

[@martinberglund1065]

@@Pantelifts10His generic comment was both corrected and destroyed at the same moment so, well done 🤣

[@badz4855]

I think everyone does and the comments also show so. Lol.

[@assbalonkerful]

@@badz4855 comment is from a over a year ago where at the time, this video had significantly less comments

[@DarinPirkey]

David Goggins is the ultimate "Hold My Beer" meme

[@stevenlightfoot6413]

Word

[@missionpupa]

Not really, because he never tries to impress anyone by doing something better that someone else did. Hes more of a pioneer.

[@RyutaaKuzunoha]

Implying Goggins would consume beer.

[@xinsanedefeatx]

Except he actually follows thru lmao

[@dna8269]

Except he actually one ups everyone legit lol

[@michaelreyes6258]

When David Goggins left the house as a kid...he told his father “you’re the man of the house now!”

[@michaelreyes6258]

Johnny Fry ...your comment isn’t either 😆

[@kizzyjem]

Lol

[@thenextbigthing1393]

😂😂

[@ddraft234]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ajramble6524]

😂😂😂😂

[@worldeater1498]

Goggins born in 1975 Vietnam war ends in 1975 Coincidence? I don’t think so.

[@TheSynthesiaplayer]

Don't let Eddie Bravo see this

[@matthewtaylor4453]

Look into it

[@hackzein4138]

i'm not buyin it!~!

[@lupewalkerx]

Both sides got scared of his coming!

[@airforcelogistics3301]

World Eater 😂

[@thomasrushford2606]

He’s the definition of beast mode 24/7 super impressive

[@josephinetracy1485]

They're great stories, but someone could get injured if they pushed it so much.

[@AlexandruCosma-hw8vw]

@@josephinetracy1485 so what? thats the point. You gotta be in the mindset that you WANT the suffering. Jesus Christ didnt do all that he did thinking its gonna be a cakewalk.

[@bumblebee7547]

@@AlexandruCosma-hw8vw My man actually has broken bones, and has suffered injuries, You don't know him

[@AlexandruCosma-hw8vw]

@@bumblebee7547 I dont get why oyu are telling me that.

[@bumblebee7547]

@@AlexandruCosma-hw8vw you don't know him

[@williedee5826]

david goggins goes to spain to chase the bulls

[@Guyver2391]

The running of the goggins. Bulls have to sign waivers

[@liquid7315]

Hahahahah!

[@jesussavessinner1315]

Hahahhaha this is one of the best ones on here lol

[@princeleroy6962]

rofl

[@johnirish2969]

These Goggins comments are killing me 😂

[@dennispayne6537]

Love how Joe laughs so hard at the stories. You can tell these guys really like David.

[@missionman9541]

Absolutelylol

[@huzzzer6083]

Who doesn't like David Goggins?

[@k9spjack]

@@huzzzer6083 Actually, according to Goggins, he wasn't liked by the majority of Navy SEALS when he was in the teams. He said that they thought that he planned a heart surgery to avoid going on a Combat Deployment. He also said that the SEALS didn't like his over the top workouts. And he's right, Navy SEALS don't like him, as he's never on any SEALS Podcasts.

[@thomasc6412]

@@k9spjack only black seal?

[@arrown]

@@thomasc6412 literally has nothing to do with why they don't like him

[@OHCOULDITBE]

The fact he ran a team race by himself is legend, let alone running it with broken bones in his feet.

[@jeanwillemse2662]

David Goggins can medically not have a heart attack...because not even his heart is dumb enough to attack David Goggins....also I heard he lost his virginity before his dad.

[@silatikalaluka3847]

Jean Willemse 😂

[@charliet8833]

I know you're just joking, but he had heart surgery in 2009 for an 'atrial septal defect'. Guess he kicked that in the ass too. What a beast

[@sb-qj7qp]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rohitwagh8631]

😂😂😂

[@Dare1999illusion]

Tired a little too hard

[@dariuspavlich6575]

David Goggins ran a relay race filled with ultra marathon runners.....ALONE!!! Just let that sink in for a second.

[@SoochiGaming]

an ultra marathon runner runs 100 miles + EACH, a relay race of that is basically several hundred miles ran by a few people, this dude ran all those miles ALONE....

[@FilipCordas]

@Three Don Let me explain he is an annoying asshole.

[@JohnDoe-fg9ng]

Soochi Gaming The race wasn't several hundred miles, it was the most miles you can get in 24 hours, the world record is 188 hours. He Ran like 101 miles. You misunderstand the relay, if there was a team of 5 people each person would run like 20-30 miles each not 100+ miles each.

[@zukusaka]

It was a 4 man relay. He was solo dolo!

[@LOLAP95]

Sooooo much misinformation here.

[@Dramatello]

It's honestly a privilege to be companied by a person like that. Best believe that even for a short time like 1 month - he'd be your best memories in this life, and will create stories you'll tell your kids about. What a remarkable human being.

[@vitocorleone1462]

That man would live in hell if he could

[@joshualennart]

he already does and i hope u understand One day

[@buffalophil3630]

@@joshualennart that was weird

[@TwhistyyHD]

He does already bud. 👌🏻 now actual actual hell.. what the Bible depicts this man would genuinely Run hell the literal King!

[@thomaschristopherwhite9043]

If he goes to hell he'll turn the 9 circles into a track and tell the devil to turn up the heat.

[@cherrybomb3713]

Maybe if the devil is cool with that for an entire month

[@TimeGallon]

*Begins to peel a banana* David Goggins looks at you. *eats the peel and all*

[@usa2121]

LMFAO!

[@itstimetoplayshow6575]

Fuck this made me laugh

[@josephamezcua4957]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@ahmeddjeghri6879]

I'm laughing so hard right now

[@Sus_blues]

This fucking killed me man

[@SamohtNox]

Goggins is like a dominatrix for rich people lol

[@6laka.]

I thought dominatrix were already for rich people

[@jerzeytib]

Tommaso Famularo 😂😂😂

[@moonman2588]

Dominatrix is a woman though

[@domzbu]

Jesse 100% paid Goggins but is too proud to admit that

[@lloydymk2013]

Dominatrix is like Dominatrix for rich people

[@beemo9]

You'd be instantly hired if your resume said "Lived with David Goggins"

[@vincemaltese16]

Great idea for a NFT

[@razarraz8276]

"survived goggins" *

[@xDarkPx]

It's amazing how you sit with someone and talk for four hours, read a book about them and follow their social, then someone shows up and tells another hundred stories about them. Goggins is a rare breed.

[@CelticYogi]

Four miles every 4 hours for 48 hours (including a run at the 48th hour) is a total of 56 miles. International measurement standards should adopt a new unit called the "Goggins," a unit of measure equaling 56 miles, but that distance can only be achieved through physical effort - no vehicles of any kind. "How far did you hike the Appalachian Trail last month?" "Five and a half Goggins'." "Not too bad."

[@DreamBeatsBakery]

I'm done off these comments 😂😂😂😂

[@gabrielmalek7575]

Hell yess!!

[@lelandbarnett5610]

I’m doing this routine next month. I’ll keep you all posted haha

[@LinerPiner]

@@lelandbarnett5610 count me in!

[@lelandbarnett5610]

Lino Ledezma yeah man! I’m doing mine on (possibly) December 15th. Everyone comeback towards the 17th and hopefully I’ll reply :) haha

[@gp8229]

I been paralyzed for 20 years. I believe that he could make me walk again. No joke

[@rockyasima956]

I would have approached that dude already! No shit man , u must give it a try

[@gordyjorgenson8623]

Just stand up pussy

[@rockyasima956]

@@gordyjorgenson8623 if GP ain't joking then that's harsh mate...20 years is a very long time of suffering 🙁

[@gp8229]

@@rockyasima956 August 5th 2000...fractured my C-6/7 vertebrate. I workout, swim, strech, dont do drugs, smoke or drink. Im in good shape but my mind is not on his level. I believe his motivation and attitude, along with his brutal routine could absolutely make me walk again. He's a busy man but if I ever did get the chance to meet him I would definitely approach him and ask for any help/time he could give me.

[@rockyasima956]

@@gp8229 u r a fighter buddy....keep following Goggins. His attitude will make u run a marathon. Cheers to ur positive outlook towards challenges 💪

[@chriscash782]

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. I thought I couldn’t love Goggins anymore but I was wrong

[@jozilee2098]

Right?!!!

[@EnergyFuture101]

Chris, have you read Living with a Seal since hearing this clip? Greatest book ever.

[@Really658]

Mr. Goggins inspired me to push myself past what I thought I could do very cool thank you

[@andrewsteele7871]

“What’s the medical benefit of jumping in a frozen lake?” Cracks me up every time

[@bargainhuntbricks420]

Verifying you're alive haha

[@god5535]

Imagine telling "Everyone's a winner" to David Goggins. LMAO

[@avacardoable14]

thats a bad idea

[@natetuohy2615]

Imagine goggins receiving a participation trophy

[@filipe977]

@@natetuohy2615 lol

[@2yoked70]

David Goggins has done what 99% of people in the world cannot do... He has a say over the voice in his head. EDIT: thank you guys for the likes, it has the most I’ve ever gotten!

[@tyga6348]

DevaPrana it’s in a motivational video

[@The_Kirk_Lazarus]

That is an amazing quote. Thank you for sharing that.

[@parwangrai487]

More like 99.999% who the fuck can run on broken shins

[@tjphysical4548]

All you have to do is FOCUS he explains what he does hard work baby !

[@balladin9200]

Can you guys tell me the things Goggins does, sorry i have an extremely short attention span and it’s kind of late.

[@christopherfiore6820]

Best alarm clock EVER Goggins whispers "Get up mother fucker" 😆😁😃

[@MegaDzan]

Goggins be like: Thats cool man, have you ever tried running during hurricane?

[@Guardsgotgame11]

Can Feta hurricane? Fucking pussy. You ever run through wild fires? Talk about weight loss

[@HesJustaPoorBoyNobodylovesHim]

Can Feta Rogan be like: betcha haven’t ran in a hurricane on DMT though

[@KikaKunt]

"He broke all the bones in his feet" "Yea then he ran a marathon a month later." 🤣

[@Gt99993]

Yea

[@joshuabaker6074]

The dudes a badsss but one month is no where enough time to be ready for a run where all the bones in his fot being broken but regardless I know he ran the marathon and would of crawled across the finish line amazing David

[@filipe977]

I think that part is a bit of a lie... there are things humanly impossible even for Goggins.

[@joshuabaker6074]

@@filipe977 I am a machine when it comes to carpentry I lead a job and men everyday,the day I snapped my ankle compound fracture....I was moved by a stretcher off the Job I couldn't of walked no way ever...it's embellishment on Goggins bc he's a machine, Now hairline fractures I've worked with in my wrist,but Joe Rogan just loves goggins

[@molasorrosalom4846]

Some of this seems exaggerated for sure

[@claystar6600]

‘ It was a relay with teammates’ ‘ Goggins ran it with no teammates’ 😂😂🤣

[@teeoh9192]

That fact, wasn't mentioned in either of his JRE interviews, OR, his audio book. Now, it's even MORE impressive that he did that! 😳

[@FrancescoMarelli84]

Joe's hysterical laughter shows just how much he loves and respects Goggins too. Man keep these stories coming !!! ❤

[@KwyattCreations]

Plot twist, Goggins was never there and he imagined it all like fight club. That’s a Grammy winner right there

[@hagarthehorrible1391]

@drdoobie420 🤣🤣🤣

[@roberthanna9360]

Sand Bagger Vance

[@georgediaskouris8067]

THATS HARDCORE!!!!!

[@Aitonomouss]

Especially with all the plane flights they took 😂

[@godwarrin]

@drdoobie420 we Indians think Grammy's and Oscars and the golden globes are the same thing, we are a simple people!

[@Mrjuhlino]

”Make friends with pain, and you will never be alone” // Ken Chlouber

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Sadly not quite true

[@samstumps]

@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat explain?

[@MaliKali-po9su]

Should i start cutting or should i start cutting

[@Mrjuhlino]

Mali Kali you shorts start running, and never stop. #stayhard

[@MaliKali-po9su]

mathieuj so i should get my blood running with cutting or put my blood sweat and tears into cutting ,which one is it.

[@freedomreid3041]

Showed goggins to my cat Hes a lion now

[@jdillard36]

😂🤣😂

[@paulagrey6013]

I'm Dead !!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zaimahbegum-diamond1660]

⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰🦁🦁

[@barakas3861]

Lol

[@brainfornothing]

Hehehe ! Thanks for the laugh !

[@shumwab]

Kudos to this guy for hanging in there for the entire 30 days. Most people would have quit or ... if Goggins doesn't let you quit ... made a run for it in the middle of the night.

[@jakobpelser3776]

You think you can out run the gogginator

[@koan__23]

You run away from home as far as you can at 3 am and you find Goggins doing his morning warm-up run

[@yamahatrbx5053]

Quit 😂😂? When you think of giving up Goggins will eliminate you. 😂

[@rogerc23]

@@koan__23 LOL 🙂

[@Im_Oblivion]

They say goggins came out the womb and cut his own cord.

[@usa2121]

bit it in half

[@Guyver2391]

He performed the c section

[@thomas0086]

Alexander Khatoev 😂

[@Plethorality]

@@Guyver2391 that comment.was surprisingly healing for me! (I was a c baby) thanks for the laugh. Still smiling...

[@rickybobby4827]

😂 😂 😂

[@TheFirstCrown]

The mind always quits before the body

[@preciousthing101]

Donkhz 90 Good one

[@nancybogart3899]

Donkhz 90 You just made me cry

[@The13point1]

Unless you’re bench pressing

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Typically my muscles burn before I’ve decided

[@vivekrao13]

@@The13point1 or trying to deadlift 500 pounds

[@vitocorleone1462]

David goggles the type of guy to bash his legs in with a sledgehammer before a run, just to make it harder

[@paulagrey6013]

Well said😂😂😂

[@1ma4ighter]

hahahaha! David Goggins the type of guy to say "David goggles? who's that motherfucker?"

[@ja7157]

U sir win!!!😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

[@joshuawilliamson8417]

John Smith nah dawg, he bashes sledgehammers in with his legs

[@triplethreatsteph]

😄😭immmm deeaaaddd

[@dsemasin]

Read one of his books. Goggin's is legit. He openly talks about taking up challenges and FAILING them, MULTIPLE times , but always coming back to try the challenges again until he succeeds.

[@jdmbeats]

Back in 2010 David Goggins was my inspiration. I was training for the Boston Marathon, and I literally started training like David. The guy is on another level mentally and physically.

[@gambit3950]

Is that when the bombing happened?

[@catchinxbodiezz9299]

​@@gambit3950im late but it was 3 years later 2013

[@messybunmama87]

This needs to be a movie: The Rock as Goggins. Ben Stiller as Jesse. Make it happen, Hollywood 😂

[@circuitbreaker8314]

The guy is to real for hollywood

[@messybunmama87]

Mo B it’s true

[@ceejay_gaming9636]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@randomroadchhapreviews4396]

No....Rock will have to cut down weight muscle what not..Instead..Hear me out..Just tell Goggins himself..You can't act. His response: YOU DONT KNOW.ME SON

[@angelone1839]

@@randomroadchhapreviews4396 haha yup

[@tonyjohnsen3160]

"what did you wife think of him?" "oh she loved him" *podcast ended*

[@djdoggynutellanutsack6766]

she got some of that bbc

[@thenextbigthing1393]

LoL I read this as I Heard this

[@ddraft234]

🤣🤣🤣 I actually read this while listening to the podcast and continue scrolling because I thought it was just a joke. I had to come back to like it after the podcast ended. 👍🏾

[@filipe977]

and ?

[@detesteffeminacy]

This comment made my day!! I totally lost my shit!! 😂😂

[@derekallen5695]

I’ve watched this video three times. One of the most incredible stories I’ve ever heard. I’m definitely reading his book soon.

[@mx7452]

I watch it every day for about a week now, I’m on the last chapter & I am excited for you to take on this journey!

[@justingagnier1394]

Same! It’s my favorite Goggins story ever.

[@mariaquintino1670]

Definitely read the book. It’s hilarious. I read it and loved it.

[@t-r-a-c-e]

Especially when he talks about the short dude built like an fire hydrant hahahahah

[@julian32000]

Confirmed. One punch man is based on the life and times of David Goggins

[@zacharydutton4470]

Pretty sure Goggins runs more than just a 10k each day. Also 100 push-ups a day ain’t shit. He’d probably do 1000 in sets of 50

[@ericcarlson6815]

@@zacharydutton4470 That's why it's only based on it, they had to make it sound more realistic

[@zacharydutton4470]

NeckNoddinOnDaBeat Take pleasure in the fact that you don’t follow trends. The most successful and happy people aren’t people who “hop on bandwagons” they are people who see the bigger picture and don’t care about fitting in with society

[@ericcarlson6815]

@@NeckNoddin because we see something we can relate to with him. I also came from a poor family and joined the Marines after high school so I could go to college. After I got out I gained 40 lbs and lost a lot of my drive and motivation and after finding out about him and reading his book it's helped me get my life back on track. If you're not able to find him relatable that's ok, maybe you need different idols in your life.

[@sempergumby2341]

Keep going til you lose all your hair... then keep going.

[@techmic2854]

Yo y'all have me rolling with these David Groggins comments lmao!

[@mysticbeing6768]

David groggins huh. Interesting

[@shaheenhendricks3428]

Same

[@victortorres907]

The best

[@ivancuate703]

Itzler: i gotta work Goggins: no you don’t Itzler: no I don’t

[@Lmaoooohi]

Goggins created Jedi knights

[@dilaanshwaan]

🤣😂

[@coopdeville377]

This is such a great story. I listen to it about every 6 months for motivation and laughs. David Choe still takes the cake.

[@Barz4Dice]

Yes sir, the David Choe podcasts are by far the best ones I’ve ever heard.

[@justingagnier1394]

Same. I come back to it frequently.

[@TakeBackYourMind997]

His concept of visiting suffering everyday for growth in the same way you visit the gym for a small part of the day is pure genius.

[@andrewcanady6644]

It works. 100%.

[@NanNanNABooBoo]

Unless that suffering is raising a kid lol..although, leaving and abandoning your only daughter, might be a genius strategy by Goggins to raise a independent woman lol

[@davesdepaves]

Discomfort is the best you can feel in every way.

[@dickityboof4144]

@@NanNanNABooBoo true , that's what bothers me about him it just ruins the message he's preaching yk

[@johnf6267]

Or sick.

[@Hozl2]

DAVID GOGGINS doesn’t do push ups, he pushes the world down.

[@AnytimeTelevision]

Deathsingerfl damn!

[@onyx2k206]

There should be goggins jokes instead of Chuck Norris jokes

[@JeanPierreLevac]

Exactly... lol!!!

[@kapoeragr]

Onyx 2K There isn't because david goggins is no joke!

[@paulagrey6013]

Well said!✨✨✨✨.

[@HagakureJunkie]

David Goggins is who Chuck Norris wants to be when he grows up.

[@lalalovengun]

J. This!!! 😂😂🏆

[@dilaanshwaan]

🤣😂

[@IAMJEFFREY-cw9ns]

J. Best comment👍💯

[@RunDaChansey]

Jesse has 90% of the charisma and storytelling ability of Matthew McConaughey

[@IIISentorIII]

haha, true.

[@bluffcatcher2006]

Goggins is my new favorite human

[@danielzzzz]

Ok with favorite, not sure about human.

[@madthrasher88]

beyond human

[@growing367]

Bluff Catcher *God*

[@jamesgross5954]

Oh okay he's human wow

[@-Zer0Dark-]

Goggins: "Jump in." Guy: *Jumps in* Goggins: "Alright, you got 4 minutes 'til you die." Guy: "Should we get out?" Goggins: "You can't get out or you'll lose your skin." 👁👄👁

[@mrigendrajha2690]

Man jokes.....😅

[@marcelinorodriguez7767]

Hilarious

[@funkytownjedi]

😭😭😭

[@iSkateFast]

😂😂😂

[@BeefcakeBrazos]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@marcernest3165]

When David Goggins goes to hell, he will torture the devil for eternity

[@LunarySSF2]

I'm pretty sure Goggins would be Doomguy

[@OfficialJamesGardner]

Marc Ernest why is he going to hell?

[@pointlesssowhat]

Goggins goes to hell. "I'm here motherfucker". Devil goes running to God to repent.

[@sigis72]

he's banned from hell. It's his Heaven

[@npc1172]

@@iketurnher4745 lmao ok Steven Segal let's calm down there. Go eat your doritos.

[@justinlapid2163]

David Goggins and Kobe Bryant would absolutely reach the outer reaches of space or something....their commitment and insane pushing beyond the limit mentality are insane 🤯 rip mamba

[@knifezoid]

Damn, and I was proud of doing two loads of laundry in 24 hours.

[@nancybogart3899]

knifezoid you’re damn hysterical I love it now if I only could get my laundry done without encountering crabby ass old bitches

[@marcomcmichael2570]

One of the most underrated classic JRE episodes. When people ask which episodes to check out, I always say this one.

[@cordcutterlifestyleandtech]

Same here. I come back to this at least twice a month

[@CrackedCandy]

Which one is it?

[@beautane]

Fucking exactly. And yet people like to s*** on this guy in the actual comments of the video because he's some rich dude that was privileged enough to experience some of this stuff

[@mikemorris9902]

Why this one? And can you recommend a couple others please?

[@Wiggles131]

David goggins: imma fucking run and not stop His body: we need to stop, i am literally about to collapse David: shut the fuck up. no you're not Body: yes sir

[@BeauJames59]

Do something everyday that sucks- physical, work, emotional, social...

[@geraldrowan8960]

Body: Roger that

[@thenightrider95]

I read it in his voice. Laughed out really hard man

[@ricolaw2571]

@@BeauJames59 most of us do... We go to work

[@renebenton77]

@@ricolaw2571 Do more .. U don't have to go to work..add more thing to your life u despise..so u can grow

[@matthewshemanski2282]

Put all the boys in a house and have Goggins come over for Sober October...

[@zachlux2778]

Upvote this people!

[@clinterbox808]

Yo

[@GK-qc5ry]

Oh great idea.👍👍 Would love to listen/see that.

[@FormerHumanX]

Burt and Tom would die in a week. David would strangle Ari once Ari cheats or puts drugs in David's food.

[@GK-qc5ry]

@@FormerHumanX yeah but would be good to see even Joe break under Goggins..."DMT ain't gonna help you now son".

[@jameshaynes5374]

Joey Diaz should have Goggins come live with him for a month.

[@cryptidian3530]

Now that would be interesting.

[@lewissmith5759]

He would be no match for karate joey. He has a cuban black belt.

[@mezmanmerrill7412]

That would be hilarious

[@curry67]

speaking of movie ideas have joey diaz be a executive at a company and have goggins change is life after a close call with death. lol

[@jameshaynes5374]

Goggins would be 300 lbs and high.

[@tonymontana1996]

Most hardcore month long slumber party of all time

[@tylerbushey1559]

Thunder buddies!

[@irina383]

If I was a wife, I would invite Goggins with open arms, he is a drill sergeant, there’s a huge benefit to have someone like that in your husbands life. Better then any life coach.

[@aitkerson]

I don't think he was a drill sergeant. But he knows how to motivate!

[@jonathonholifield3166]

Yeah, but if you're the husband, and your wife already thinks you need to get in shape, you don't want that dude anywhere near your wife

[@martinberglund1065]

@@jonathonholifield3166 Get a more trustworthy wife.

[@goldenpony822]

@@jonathonholifield3166 does she belong to the streets or does she not. Simple.

[@randyorton1769]

@@jonathonholifield3166 lol thats a good way to find out if your wife is the one