Joe Rogan and Danica Patrick discuss what women don't understand about men.
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@howlbigbadwolf4 жыл бұрын
When a man says "I'm thinking about nothing" Translation. "I'm appreciating this peaceful moment not worrying about anything, please leave me be"
@storjoel4 жыл бұрын
Men truly have the ability to not think of anything.
@howlbigbadwolf4 жыл бұрын
@@storjoel That is correct.
@ediesongbird31634 жыл бұрын
Zap Wood as a woman I’m baffled by that I don’t think I’m ever not thinking about something
@robertflowers40144 жыл бұрын
Nailed it
@Supirbemo4 жыл бұрын
@@ediesongbird3163 When men talking/thinking serious they might be drunk/high.
@axem.83384 жыл бұрын
Girl: what are you thinking? Guy: nothing. Girl: tell me Guy: if our son becomes a priest, should I call him father or son?
@leonmael25994 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@abdulghaffarkhanmiankhail67474 жыл бұрын
Haha
@JhonbyDimanche4 жыл бұрын
That's deep. But that's unbiblical to call anyone(apart of your biological) father.
@hanzobuzen36884 жыл бұрын
Holy Spirit
@samuvisser4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 most accurate post on YT
@seanjoseph86375 жыл бұрын
"Never underestimate the capacity of a Man to be thinking absolutely nothing or just be planning what they would do if Ninja's attacked."
@superchesman385 жыл бұрын
Sean Joseph 😭😂😂😭
@Johnzen035 жыл бұрын
Can’t. Stop. Laughing. Fucking awesome!
@TooCosmic5 жыл бұрын
The ACCURACY
@darrellanderson40225 жыл бұрын
Seriously!!! 😭😭😭
@sherrattpemberton60895 жыл бұрын
Ha! Nailed it - both with and without super powers
@lordfogg97282 жыл бұрын
"Never try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other." Al Bundy
@Adventure_fuel Жыл бұрын
😂
@magius-jo2gl Жыл бұрын
but they love shoes...
@Eray-fy5bz Жыл бұрын
No ma'am member here
@Akanapocalypse Жыл бұрын
That's very true. Even so called female friends are enemies lol...
@Justme-tz1tt5 ай бұрын
You don’t know anything about women huh 🤔😅 The best friendship in between two women we are always there for each other and we can say anything.
@IlIlIlllIlIlIllli4 жыл бұрын
Her “What are you thinking about ? “ Guy “nothing” Her “come on “ Guy “ When you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room, but less bedroom“
@kian6394Z4 жыл бұрын
Lil Trunks woah
@vickykaushik87644 жыл бұрын
Mother of god !
@i-xile83144 жыл бұрын
ChocolateGinger??? I’ve seen this comment before
@AlexAlex-fv2wk4 жыл бұрын
🤯
@runningthor19994 жыл бұрын
Lil Trunks you’re incredible bro, so proud of you!
@jacobgarz89704 жыл бұрын
Her: i bet he’s thinking of other women Him: how long does it take a giraffe to throw up
@jvamustangs4 жыл бұрын
Omg this is pure gold!!
@antonydrossos57194 жыл бұрын
Now I have to google that shit!
@funkydankspliff4 жыл бұрын
Antony Drossos did you get an answer?
@benpowerhaus4 жыл бұрын
funkydankspliff you know you can google it yourself...
@shawnsmith18654 жыл бұрын
SO LEGIT
@johnjohnson2015 жыл бұрын
Girl: “What are you thinking about?” Guy: “Buzz lightyear denied being a toy, but still froze when humans were around”
@Ben-dv8xw5 жыл бұрын
Yeah that shit bothers me
@mackturner15055 жыл бұрын
Damn...
@Devin_Stromgren5 жыл бұрын
That's been bothering me since the movie came out.
@TheM16NdPregnant5 жыл бұрын
Devin Stromgren Jesus that’s bothered you for over 20 years?
@Devin_Stromgren5 жыл бұрын
Off and on.
@AtticaSalt Жыл бұрын
Danica was actually one of the more memorable guests, in my own opinion. She was very much down to earth and unequivocally herself. It was nice to a see a lack of pageantry when a lot of the guests are so focused on how many people are watching/listening to them. Cool gal.
@zk3212 Жыл бұрын
Agreed she is awesome
@dieseltu103510 ай бұрын
She made a dumb public sex comment about her ex and he left . And she can't race either.She's nothing special.
@ralphcrisp28964 ай бұрын
I'm a fan of Danica Patrick. She's a bobcat!
@David_F974 жыл бұрын
Girl: “What are you thinking about?” Man: “If a picture is worth a thousand words, why can’t we judge a book by its cover?”🤔
@corneliojerez17914 жыл бұрын
David touché
@yojon49054 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@Ahmedqamislo4 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna use it
@milton54174 жыл бұрын
🤯
@ULYSSES-314 жыл бұрын
Never mix your metaphors.
@joan33384 жыл бұрын
Her: He's thinking of other women. Me: Do crabs think fish are flying?
@yellowferrarilikepikachu38654 жыл бұрын
holy fuck
@13AK984 жыл бұрын
Good one.
@ovaismir66184 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@bug56544 жыл бұрын
Fish are flying.
@bug56544 жыл бұрын
And planes are swimming.
@annn27804 жыл бұрын
Girl: "What are you thinking?" Guy: "If I'm waiting for a waiter, aren't I the waiter?"
@Gynecologist4 жыл бұрын
Ann N That’s is a good question!!
@13AK984 жыл бұрын
Good one.
@yodad52594 жыл бұрын
You thought nobody would notice you stole the joke?
@TheWolfgangfritz3 жыл бұрын
Man that's deep! Something a modern Taoist Monk would come up with!
@100AngelBoy3 жыл бұрын
Would you give yourself a tip, though?
@bplup64192 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend: "What's wrong?" Me: "Nothing." Her brain: "He looks so lost in thought. Something has to be wrong, is he depressed? Is he not happy with our relationship? Did I do something?" My brain: *Carton of milk falls over*
@samwest37623 жыл бұрын
Her: "What are you thinking about?" Him: "What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?"
@___swiz___9993 жыл бұрын
Had me thinking lol, what would happen
@ABHISHEK-gn2ln3 жыл бұрын
I am deep down into analysing that
@schabalabadingdong78053 жыл бұрын
I NEED AN ANSWER!!!!!!
@addhoc2563 жыл бұрын
the first one who finds out what you made them do gets the job
@kegsmagegs15163 жыл бұрын
Some men just want to watch the world burn
@MohiZidano5 жыл бұрын
Girl: "What are you thinking about?" Guy: "Cells multiply by dividing"
@AdrianRodriguez-zs1lo5 жыл бұрын
Wait. That's wack
@ws-zo3kp5 жыл бұрын
now I am gonna be thinking this all the time
@1kstodd5 жыл бұрын
Fuck
@michelmilaneh89635 жыл бұрын
Shit
@siddharthmehta63975 жыл бұрын
Ok wha
@bigajay98344 жыл бұрын
Her: What are ya thinkin about hun? Him: If I hit myself and it hurts...Am I weak? Or am I strong? 🤔
@swiftlessytvlogs56374 жыл бұрын
Damn...
@Nothing-rj7oi4 жыл бұрын
That really hits hard.
@therongustafson4 жыл бұрын
Weak
@brandslav59894 жыл бұрын
@RyanORourkelol but what if you're stronger than a Gorilla?
@tonytone11834 жыл бұрын
@@brandslav5989 fukkk u just blew my fucken mind away
@Transformyourmind1 Жыл бұрын
I have been married going on 24 years and have a great marriage. #1 marriage advice: be nice to each other.
@TJ-kj9ki4 жыл бұрын
Girl: I bet he's thinking about other women Man: If I cleaned out the vacuum cleaner, do I become the vacuum cleaner?
@davidhawley11324 жыл бұрын
TJ Mat My wife uses the shopvac to get the dust out of the house vacuum cleaner, which makes her the vacuum cleaner vacuum cleaner cleaner.
@missd15774 жыл бұрын
😅
@mono84764 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Wow u guys r so random
@Mike-ls3bs4 жыл бұрын
No, you would become A vacuum cleaner.
@marfianorefid93754 жыл бұрын
no, you would become a vacuum cleaner cleaner
@cohokid69364 жыл бұрын
She: I bet he's thinking about other women. He: I wonder if I've ever caught the same fish twice?
@Maladjester4 жыл бұрын
Men are hardwired for stupidity, women are hardwired for jealousy. Side note, I've absolutely caught the same fish three times. It looked pretty darn worn out after the third release.
@Rvlyra674 жыл бұрын
Maladjester better off doing it a favour and making dinner I’d say
@JoseRodriguez-hp4yx4 жыл бұрын
@@mistaowickkuh6249 lmao
@runningthor19994 жыл бұрын
Mark Thompson absolutely done the fish thing twice myself with bass which are stupidly aggressive. Was a fly fishing guide and had two fellow guides catch the same 25 inch brown trout 2 weeks apart. Same place on the river, photo comps showed the exact same spot pattern/ hook jaw etc.
@HaventHeardNone4 жыл бұрын
Fly fishing, nuff said.
@huverdoose4 жыл бұрын
Her : “What are you thinking about?” Him : "Why do they call them apartments when they're all stuck together?"
@Elizabelle794 жыл бұрын
Hhhhhm... good question!
@huverdoose4 жыл бұрын
@Michael P Actually, I stole it from Gallagher.
@Dominian14 жыл бұрын
Cause the wall keeps you apart from each other. Your apartments have walls, no?
@huverdoose4 жыл бұрын
@@Dominian1 Here in the US, the multi-family single dwelling is so rare that when people hear "apart" they think "detached" instead of "separated."
@TJ-kj9ki4 жыл бұрын
Michael P imagine thinking that old joke came from tik tok...
@benjaminchartier64582 жыл бұрын
I like that she is talking about managing a conflict,and not immediately taking offense or taking issues personally. Narcissistic, insecure people (of both sexes) take things personally, because narcissism is everything is all about you all the time. I like that. I like that she thinks in a problem solving way, rather than ratcheting the drama up
@joshherman42142 жыл бұрын
Oh she’s plenty narsissistic Look up her racing career
@benjaminchartier64582 жыл бұрын
@@joshherman4214 she talks a good game here.
@vitormurilocoelho Жыл бұрын
Exectly man, a lot of people in the comment section missed her point entirely, even though Joe didn't react to her comments, she was making a good point about open yourself during a relationship
@willrouse2351 Жыл бұрын
Narcissistic yes, but see: solipsism. Many people exhibit this trait. It's next level self absorption.
@Xbalanque215 жыл бұрын
Danica- "what's going on in your mind right now? You look stressed." Joe- "Its just been a while since I talked about DMT. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT?!"
@KnowYourRole935 жыл бұрын
haha thanks man
@420surfdawg5 жыл бұрын
Dont know why, but that has me dying laughing !
@thecam00735 жыл бұрын
Comments are purely about the commenter since you know Joe doesn’t read these
@SlyJonesGT5 жыл бұрын
Joe: "Oh it's just the fact that I haven't CONSUMED ELK MEAT YET TODAY"
@j_freed5 жыл бұрын
'I'm not thinking about a white horse. You?'
@se7ensavage7074 жыл бұрын
"Always aspire to be the person you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid." - Joseph J. Rogan
@kedabro19574 жыл бұрын
@123fort andbree Simps don' get laid.
@zenzen49824 жыл бұрын
Does anyone catch what she is answering to his question? The auto-generated subtitles are hilarious but not helpful and I am not familiar with the saying.
@Limpatome4 жыл бұрын
@@zenzen4982 "For every hot chick there is a dude sick of screwing her"
@zenzen49824 жыл бұрын
@@Limpatome Thank you! :3
@requestcontainsinvalidargu1854 жыл бұрын
@@kedabro1957 false. Not only do simps get laid, it's also an overpopulation problem that they have caused.
@sandeepsridhar83903 жыл бұрын
Girl : what are you thinking? Guy : nothing. Girl : Tell me. Guy : If your parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to figure it.
@jordienp8403 жыл бұрын
I want to like your comment but it's 69 likes already It would be treason to break the rule Sorry Hope you would understand
@dominoowens51163 жыл бұрын
@@jordienp840 😂😂😂
@iLLuminatedWithDren3 жыл бұрын
If your parachute fails you have a reserve
@iforget69403 жыл бұрын
@@iLLuminatedWithDren and if both fail mabey the ex cut the chutes.
@pauldirac8083 жыл бұрын
Best one yet 👏🏻
@elite_239uchiha7 Жыл бұрын
“Just like a person, we take them for granted” that hit hard.
@tommydankcinema6433 жыл бұрын
Her: I bet he's thinking of other women Him: Are leaves called leaves because they eventually leave a tree?
@salvadorsanchez4473 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@NderituNduhiu3 жыл бұрын
Guys are awesome 😂
@Mr.Rosesright_now3 жыл бұрын
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔bro u got me thinking
@kirubelshawel50393 жыл бұрын
actually that's a very good question 🤔
@danielpatrick85633 жыл бұрын
lol
@smoochywalus38764 жыл бұрын
Her: he’s probably thinking about other women Him: buzz lightyear was in denial of being a toy but still froze when humans were around...
@thegoat81574 жыл бұрын
Yo.....
@CATDHD4 жыл бұрын
@Nick Thornberry Valdivia thats clever
@the_appointed11423 жыл бұрын
Stolen comment dude
@Mikeyprs213 жыл бұрын
Oh damn...
@damat96073 жыл бұрын
He still wanted to fit in also he wanted to stay friend of giant creature
@kevgh38694 жыл бұрын
Man: 'What's wrong?' Woman: 'Nothing'. Woman: 'I said nothing.' Man: is already in a different room.
@localbigfoot82174 жыл бұрын
This is true
@LordEdegaru4 жыл бұрын
So true
@crimson80764 жыл бұрын
alright good joke
@youngoutis71934 жыл бұрын
SNap this is not a joke
@crimson80764 жыл бұрын
@@youngoutis7193 ok
@bobclavile56532 жыл бұрын
I've been married 53 years. ONE LESSON for all men. NEVER, NEVER ask..."What's wrong?" That becomes like opening a trick can with a SNAKE in it that jumps out to EAT YOU.
@shawncollins60392 жыл бұрын
is this a joke? why marry a can of snakes?
@arifkhan-ix1fz2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Bob !!!!
@a-aron4tw8492 жыл бұрын
Eventually you learn to just say nothing at all
@scholaroftheworldalternatehist Жыл бұрын
Lol old man wisdom
@blakeandrews3613 Жыл бұрын
Why are you in a KZbin comment section at your age? 😂
@skiingman974 жыл бұрын
Girl: “I wonder what he’s thinking about” Guy: “how come glue doesn’t dry on the inside of the bottle?”
@beasthaven15714 жыл бұрын
Omg wtf....why doesn't it
@joshuaerkens76864 жыл бұрын
@@beasthaven1571 it reacts with the air or atleast some parts of it. Thats why it dries on the opening part too.
@4cmd4 жыл бұрын
The water in the glue evaporates when it comes in contact with air. That's also why you should close the lid
@Alistair4 жыл бұрын
@@4cmd it's usually a solvent other than water but sure
@Curiousnessify4 жыл бұрын
cuz Jesus is Lord
@Hgulix624 жыл бұрын
Her : “What are you thinking about?” Him : "If a pen is mightier than a sword, why actions speak louder than words ??"
@WhyName4 жыл бұрын
You need to use the pen to draw, because a picture is worth a thousand words. Alternatively, actions speaking louder is actually a bad thing, because you should be speaking softly while carrying a big stick.
@bderris4 жыл бұрын
Pizza - why do we make it in the shape of a circle, only to cut it into triangles, then put it into a square box?
@trey19564 жыл бұрын
If it’s not written down in text or on paper, then it’s not a fact.
@trey19564 жыл бұрын
So it goes pen then sword then words
@tonycrawford93844 жыл бұрын
Cuz swords make ppl stfu 😂😂
@FlakeTillman5 жыл бұрын
Men compete with each other because women like winners and that’s what got ingrained
@allnutstew5 жыл бұрын
FlakeTillman Nailed it .Nothing else need be said.
@axelandersson63145 жыл бұрын
One thing on that note is that there are more male idiots than female ones. But there are also mote male geniuses. The intelligence system is more spread out in the case of men.
@vinniedurrant5 жыл бұрын
Men only compete in things they're interested in.
@pmaii77075 жыл бұрын
Vinnie Durrant and that’s women I’ve seen friends throw each other under the bus when females come around
@vinniedurrant5 жыл бұрын
Yeah alot of guys do that, they child minded with high blood pressure.
@chasingmypinnacle2 жыл бұрын
100% Joe, we take for granted our health and don’t appreciate it enough. I’ve been sick for over a month now and can’t train in jits, muay thai, strength training, studying and working my 11 hours a day like I was before I got sick, I’ll get better but the fact I can’t train and work those long hours really reveals how much I appreciate being healthy and injury free.
@mikemyon35702 жыл бұрын
Get well soon!
@CarlosRamirez-no2js Жыл бұрын
I’m 27 with small injuries nothing too major and I’ve been realizing how much taking care of your body and health is important! I’ve also realized how much of a blessing it is to have friends and family who aren’t on their deathbeds . Women, respect your husbands, husbands love your women.
@reality519910 ай бұрын
No connect at all
@CanaDaddd4 жыл бұрын
Her: "what are you thinking about?" Him: "of all the things that fly, why was the fly called a fly?"
@sirlionson22074 жыл бұрын
But why has nothing been called a walk
@dj.sauerkraut90224 жыл бұрын
That is a good question!
@goncalobaia15744 жыл бұрын
@@sirlionson2207 I'm definitely gonna start depromoting the word "person", it's s too discriminatory, we're all walks now
@goncalobaia15744 жыл бұрын
@Dodadeus that's a wheel....no wait I.....hmm.....well I fresh out now
@horseman95824 жыл бұрын
Good point. But if the wings fall off the fly, is it then called a “walk”?
@charlesncharge62983 жыл бұрын
"Aspire to be the person you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid" Joe Rogan is dropping pearls of wisdom.
@dashman16202 жыл бұрын
Underrated quote haha
@entropy54312 жыл бұрын
Surely it should be pretend to be the person you aspire to be... I get the vibe though 🙂
@AS-mw6pw2 жыл бұрын
@@entropy5431 no it’s not
@abecobis522 жыл бұрын
As I read this he said it it's a sign
@mcpartridgeboy2 жыл бұрын
what manipulative jelous and hoarny ? no thanks.
@Trunojo3 жыл бұрын
I could sit in a chair for an hour and think about literally nothing. And let me tell you, it’s great.
@annasofiaVttle3 жыл бұрын
So glad I grew up around my four brothers. I grew up learning and looking up to them. Helped me turn out to be what I am and I can happily agree with you, just sitting or whatever and not have neurotic thoughts flying around all the time. It’s great
@milky3hunna3 жыл бұрын
@Rei Ren it’s all relative to their life style but if they retain allot of information why tf can’t they retain the information that men are physically capable of thinking about nothing and just staring into space for 7 minute intervals
@flowrepins66633 жыл бұрын
those are rookie numbers
@Trunojo3 жыл бұрын
@@flowrepins6663 lmao
@ntnce29333 жыл бұрын
@@flowrepins6663 ah a fellow cultured man
@johndodson84642 жыл бұрын
"What if he's thinking about someone else." 🤣🤣 No lipstick on the collar. No perfume. No late nights at the office. They get suspicious if you just sit there.
@raihankhan43744 жыл бұрын
The difference is that when men are going through shit before they talk about it they try to rationalize or make sense of it. The annoying part comes in when a woman demands you say what's on your mind while you're still processing it. I don't want to talk about something that I am still in the process of understanding...
@jacobbrunoni28453 жыл бұрын
Thats it raihan
@raihankhan43743 жыл бұрын
@A M It's not to say that all men and women are of one separate type, from my experience it just seems to be the majority of women and men differ in this regard, but that is all anecdotal. Although to your point I can see the difference even among the women in my family, some are like you and others not so much.
@scottdavis43883 жыл бұрын
This quote needs to be on a statue
@zeegeeecs3 жыл бұрын
Right on! Very well said!
@L4R0X3 жыл бұрын
Very well said. I have the same thing. I think the best way to talk about it when a woman demands it is to explain this process. Tell her that you still don't fully understand and are trying to figure it out. If you tell her this and shes a good person she'll already just be happy about the fact that you let her into your thought process instead of shutting her out.
@mattslev4 жыл бұрын
Her: “What are you thinking about?” Joe: “It’s entirely possible that DMT is alien technology left behind to communicate with humans.”
@sakhilemakama7164 жыл бұрын
Yoooo🤔🤔
@spinnerboyz4 жыл бұрын
"A buddy of mine told me once"
@jmichaelramirez25104 жыл бұрын
What does DMT stand for?
@firstname1634 жыл бұрын
@@jmichaelramirez2510 dimethyltryptamine
@lorenzogiancristofaro97214 жыл бұрын
DMT is already synthesized in the human body, just in very little quantities
@johndonovan59813 жыл бұрын
Woman: “I bet he’s thinking about other women” Man: “When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.
@lethalsoldier80823 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo wth thats true. Never thought of that
@lethalsoldier80823 жыл бұрын
@@DeySaidDat2 looool
@rafaelfajardojr.64233 жыл бұрын
i tried to say forward while moving my lips back and back while moving my lips forward...and then my wife walked in like ...this fool
@lethalsoldier80823 жыл бұрын
@@rafaelfajardojr.6423 bro i tried the same thing dont worry
@ramdharisinghdinkar10693 жыл бұрын
Even with the Hindi words for forward and back it's same
@jeffmuller14892 жыл бұрын
Thank you for all the funny comments about what men might be thinking.. I'm gonna use some of these next time I get asked! LOL My wife is wonderful and we'll definitely have a good laugh together. 😆
@simonvirus64172 жыл бұрын
How farkn great are these comments mate, my favourite is ..... i want to hire to private investigators to follow each other.
@whitenoise51214 жыл бұрын
This is one the best comment sections I've ever viewed, 10/10 would recommend. Will be coming back as well lol
@ianj43894 жыл бұрын
I've been reading it the last few minutes...idk even know what they are talking about anymore. Best comments section I've seen.
@H_Hold4 жыл бұрын
69th like Fuck yeah
@renemaier51974 жыл бұрын
Yeah hit it
@alltheworldsastage47854 жыл бұрын
It is pretty entertaining, yes, lol.
@davidpowderly91174 жыл бұрын
I stopped the vid to read the comments. XD
@MySliceofLifeAnimation3 жыл бұрын
Her: “Why are you walking so weird?” Him: “My knees hurt” Actually him: **I must align my feet with the tiles or else I will die**
@prathmeshbendre3 жыл бұрын
Never gets old 😂
@Ulani153 жыл бұрын
I like to step on the tile line with the line on my shoe sole lmao
@ALJ90003 жыл бұрын
Step on a crack and you’ll break your mommas back
@bonifiedeagle61283 жыл бұрын
@@ALJ9000 I swear I thought I only did that, I swear we all live the same lives
@ALJ90003 жыл бұрын
@@bonifiedeagle6128 To some extent we do
@falconheavy67744 жыл бұрын
Her: "I bet he's probably thinking about other women" He: "I bet she's thinking that I am thinking about other women"
@mnikhk4 жыл бұрын
You can not be thinking what I am thinking you are thinking ?
@goncalobaia15744 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 it's funny when that does happen though
@anilpokhrel4824 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@glasshalffull86254 жыл бұрын
Ladies, here’s a hint: when a guy says HE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK, it’s time to leave him alone !!! Especially, if he’s upset about something. He knows he’s not in a good place and needs to calm down before he can talk. Might take a day or two. IMHO
@13AK984 жыл бұрын
Read it in English accent.
@locobob Жыл бұрын
The issue with the “what’s wrong?” Question is that men are can be battling very intense emotions of insecurity, regret, inadequacy, etc. Some of the things that swirl through our minds, you may honestly not want to know. The worst thing about it is that it’s difficult for an S.O. to walk away from that without a changed view of that man- usually for the worse. Thing is, while women say they want us to open up and be emotional, they really don’t. We immediately lose our sex appeal, and they lose respect for us.
@surajshaw97034 жыл бұрын
Women: What are you thinking about? Men: Why do they call it building, when it is already built...
@leapbeforeyoulook2014 жыл бұрын
Internet historian wants to know your location.
@Puss1man4 жыл бұрын
@@leapbeforeyoulook201 YES! just watched that vid
@Dk-ie4te4 жыл бұрын
It's big brain time.
@MRBlack012344 жыл бұрын
I should ask this question to my grammar teacher.😂
@cumykaze24354 жыл бұрын
Because the suffix *ing* is added to verbs to make noun forms so building is a noun form of a thing that exists as the result of the act of those who built it
@jubaouanouche77764 жыл бұрын
When a man says "Nothing" he's just in need to be left alone, not being disturbed. Men find solutions to their problems in those silent moments.
@st4ne4rmthevill634 жыл бұрын
& if we dont then we seek out the answers.
@callanc39254 жыл бұрын
Even if there isnt a problem, men just in general enjoy a bit of quiet from time to time, inside their brain and outside
@jonathanaleman23384 жыл бұрын
Why can’t women understand this
@francogutierrez17934 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanaleman2338 because women can't stop thinking apparently, so they can't comprehend that we can just think nothing at all.
@jonathanaleman23384 жыл бұрын
Franco Gutierrez I blame insecurities
@i-xile83144 жыл бұрын
Her: “what are you thinking about hun?” Him: If you replace the W’s in “when where and what” with T’s, you get the answer to every question
@lukeshioshio4 жыл бұрын
I-Xile• • boomer hoomer
@gianniszacharopoulos57254 жыл бұрын
Genius!
@Just_logic4 жыл бұрын
I have to write that down. 😂🤓
@noland53454 жыл бұрын
I-Xile• • I read it as t h not th omfg
@bentleyboy674 жыл бұрын
Tho
@nutsandbolts4322 жыл бұрын
After spending a while starring at a wall, my wife asked me, “is everything alright, what are you thinking about?” That’s when I started explaining how a partial can be a wave, referencing to the duel split experiment, and after talking for about 5 minutes, I realized she wasn’t in the room anymore. I no longer get that question from her.
@Torquemadia2 жыл бұрын
I am using that the next time she starts whining.
@holliswilliams8426 Жыл бұрын
hmmm....I'm starting to realise why women don't talk to me lmao.
@jb-xc4oh Жыл бұрын
I do actually think of things like that from time to time...!! LoL..
@JingIeFett5 жыл бұрын
Girl: "What are you thinking about?" Guy: "Pigs are much bigger than you'd expect"
@tonyvstan41755 жыл бұрын
they really are though
@MrMineHeads.5 жыл бұрын
Fuck man, I think about that kinda shit all the time.
@conjoe1765 жыл бұрын
Out all the ones I have read in this comment thread, this is the most accurate
@firemaker225 жыл бұрын
Well how big is a pig then? Like a beer cooler? A motorcycle? What can you compare the size too?
@MrMineHeads.5 жыл бұрын
@@firemaker22 it is a lot bigger than a dog, but smaller than a horse
@isgood454 жыл бұрын
"Aspire to be the person you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid" -Joe Rogan.
@adanperez6484 жыл бұрын
Damnn that hit home with what I do
@skirk2484 жыл бұрын
Oof
@Cujo54 жыл бұрын
Soo... aspire to become a superficial charming narcissist?
@TheNtisyadi4 жыл бұрын
@@Cujo5 do being a narcissist work?
@TheNtisyadi4 жыл бұрын
@NOT YOU whoa big guy settle down. You realize that he has wife and kids right? Or do you know something that might lead you to that conclusion?
@nathanswann11984 жыл бұрын
Girl: "what's wrong?" Man: "my entire identity is reduced to my ability to be economically productive and rigid."
@BoostedPastime4 жыл бұрын
Women most effected
@anthonypapiccio20454 жыл бұрын
#metoocunt
@ThunderBuddy4 жыл бұрын
Ah fuck
@FirstnameLastname-py3bc4 жыл бұрын
Wow, pretty powerful words
@gen-zhippie22034 жыл бұрын
@@Hammerdak To be fair though, that's a very common conversation starter regardless of gender. It's the same as asking a college student what their major is, everyone does it.
@mannie718072 жыл бұрын
This was very insightful and I wish more people had this communication competency in the relationship
@gigaflamer4 жыл бұрын
She: What is he thinking about? He probably thinks about another woman. He: How do bald people know how far to wash their face? o.O
@paladintactical82504 жыл бұрын
I LOL'ed hard at this.
@danielhughes85934 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious Man
@williansnobre4 жыл бұрын
Stop washing where the wrinkles stop... maybe...
@dmullz1004 жыл бұрын
That is golddddd
@katapicture4 жыл бұрын
LOLOL SO MUCH AT THIS
@Q.Lawrence4 жыл бұрын
"We like to be told what you're thinking." Don't do it, it's a trap.
@Magnificoooooo4 жыл бұрын
yup, you just gotta make some shit up that you think they'll be ok with.
@alexispapageorgiou724 жыл бұрын
@@Magnificoooooo No. You got to come up with some sort of formula. Truth 50% of the time. When she catches up, change the number quickly and make it 60/40 etc.
@jeffjoy49544 жыл бұрын
Yep. They'll use it against you for sure!
@darrenkrehoff52004 жыл бұрын
The thing is, that isn't true. In most instances they want to be told you're thinking what they want to hear. That's a Pandora's Box waiting to happen.
@gtmfred4 жыл бұрын
Q. Lawrence 100% true, girls love a mysterious man, they also don’t know what they want the majority of the time so when this woman says she wants to know what you’re thinking, she actually doesn’t, it’s a test.
@PeachiiWubs5 жыл бұрын
A girl is quiet : hell is about to freeze over for a lucky guy A guy is quiet: I wonder what I'd look like if I could go super Saiyan.
@aleon1175 жыл бұрын
Bruh if this ain’t the truth lmao. Sometimes I be quiet looking at the sky like “damn would be sick if I could fly”
@xostler5 жыл бұрын
“Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?”
@AfroGaz715 жыл бұрын
@empbac I guess you prefer to think like a chick.
@shiknara5 жыл бұрын
@empbac you sound lonely...
@joeydonnelly70825 жыл бұрын
empbac FYI the guy who became blue and had a tail in avatar ended fucking the hot as princess and could walk again
@SB-du9if2 жыл бұрын
This was one of the best interviews of Joe ever and hit the nail right on the head
@thewaxandgreaseremover61823 жыл бұрын
Girl: What are you thinking? Guy: Nothing... Girl: Tell me Guy: If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress, Congress?
@mauricehontz35083 жыл бұрын
One of the best in this comment section!
@andrewtoronto88063 жыл бұрын
That’s deep
@isaacosgood15793 жыл бұрын
Sooooooo true!!!!
@Ferdawoon3 жыл бұрын
"If the opposite of Pro is Con, then is the opposite of Professor, Confessor?"
@houseofmatrix61743 жыл бұрын
I love it
@_Solaris4 жыл бұрын
Her: you're mad at me, aren't you? Him: no, I was just wondering why they're called "apartments" when they should be called "togetherments"
@davidbaird46063 жыл бұрын
why? all the apartments are split up
@_Solaris3 жыл бұрын
@@davidbaird4606 Sheesh, way to kill the joke, David.
@dirty_hairy90403 жыл бұрын
Compartments?
@jeremyh.m.94233 жыл бұрын
@@_Solaris lmao🤣🤣🤣
@sparda90603 жыл бұрын
Live in same building but apart from each other. Separate living quarters.
@AndyJarman4 жыл бұрын
Women's hormones are always well adjusted, I'm sure you've all noticed.
@விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக்4 жыл бұрын
XD
@prepx34304 жыл бұрын
Always.
@pomegranateemporium4 жыл бұрын
I think she's being sarcastic 😂 like obviously women's hormones be outta wack sometimes lol
@timetravelingoldman68394 жыл бұрын
Lol
@emilydarrall66934 жыл бұрын
My favourite is when I'm feeling fine and then I start crying for no reason and then go back to being fine
@zaheermahomed86572 жыл бұрын
Ladies also try to “out macho” each other. Some may say that it manifests as gossip, publicly tearing down each other’s characters, nastiness etc. When u think about it, both males and females can be pretty dumb. Men hurt themselves or each other physically, women do it emotionally
@TheTmnt1fan2 жыл бұрын
That's what men do we try to be alphas there is nothing wrong with that
@zaxlorax76052 жыл бұрын
@@TheTmnt1fan It is. You're reducing yourself to an animal. It's dehumanizing
@mikemyon35702 жыл бұрын
@@TheTmnt1fan Oh it is wrong indeed. Being/behaving "Alpha" is not putting others down, hurting or destroying them. It it ascending over such trivial things as ego and kicking others in order to fly higher oneself. Real respected and appreciated men actually show love, compassion, honesty and appreciation of others and oneself, as well. Think about it. Who you respect more? The one tearing others apart with actions and words. Or the one helping others to grow themselves, supporting and sharing constructive thoughts for a better co-existence? We need to have a ruthless side on us, yes, in order to have something to tap into when we face ruthless people. Think of it as self-defense and being able to perform it. But if you speak with people being in martial arts for a long time already, they usually come across as balanced people, who not at all intend of hurting anyone. They could, for sure and I don't wanna mess with them. That commands respect. But they choose that they don't want it because they have figured out that damaging others will only damage themselves, too. That commands even more respect. So speaking about men and women going at each other physically or emotionally, it's actually a sign of being controlled by the own ego too much. Pride, aggression, rage, sadness, apathy etc. make them lash out and venting, but you will never see them happy & joyful after it. So it's their job to ascend from these lower emotions and lower circles, as they only bring more problems and more negative stuff to deal with. I personally found, that as soon as I stopped fighting my enemies in favor of just standing up for myself, the number of enemies reduced to basically zero. What you nurture through your attention & energy, grows bigger. So one gotta choose carefully where to put our attention onto.
@TheTmnt1fan2 жыл бұрын
@@zaxlorax7605 as males we need a tough male figure to look up to so we can aspire to be greater than we are. We can be alpha and macho and not be douchebags
@TheTmnt1fan2 жыл бұрын
@@mikemyon3570 my point was we can do that and not be douchebags, we as men need to be strong physically, and to challenge other men to be strong as well. We men were made for three things , to protect, to provide, and to confront. We can be pacifists and still be alphas, but I don't believe in being a pacifist. But we need to be strong for the women and children in our lives.
@rdowg4 жыл бұрын
A woman unironically saying "their hormones arent in balance like ours" is the funniest shit I've seen today
@rhadaze25094 жыл бұрын
I think she was being ironic though, but she just didnt get it accross very well
@AntonSuprun4 жыл бұрын
She was clearly joking
@jasoncorn48894 жыл бұрын
@@AntonSuprun do you know what clearly means?
@rarebluequalitysparrow77124 жыл бұрын
jason corn she definitely gives a mischievous smile after saying that
@whoknows32294 жыл бұрын
@@AntonSuprun a majority of woman can't be funny, on purpose
@Blackwing_Earth-2_5 жыл бұрын
1. 99.9% of the time, if he says nothing, he's literally thinking about nothing. A study was done at the University of Phoenix and they found that men specifically have the ability to think about absolutely nothing for hours on end. Women don't understand it, and they get frustrated when you give them that answer, but its true. For that 1% of the time when he is thinking about something, it's one of two things. It could be something so stupid (like wondering if he'd be able to beat the dog in a fight) that it doesn't matter. Guys like working through their issues alone, so if it is a problem he's thinking about, he's probably looking for ways to solve said problem, which no one else is needed for. If a guy wants you to know what he's thinking, he'll just tell you. If he doesn't want you to know, bugging him about it won't get him to tell you. 2. Guys relate through similar interests, not similar feelings. That's why most times when we're in a group, we talk about sports, cars, food, movies, music, etc. because that's what we bond over. Not remembering each others birthday and what he's thinking about. We don't talk about emotions because that's not necessary for most of our discussions. Also most guys know talking doesn't fix the problem, so we see it as impractical. 3. Using the info above, the same tactics apply to choosing a mate. He is intrigued by women who share similar interests with him. He is not looking for someone he connects with emotionally, at least not at first. That takes time, effort, and energy that would be wasted if yall don't have anything else in common. I say all that to say this, don't expect men to act like women. Understand male behavior so that you can expect the right things from him.
@cenobitetoastcrunch88035 жыл бұрын
Best comment. Nice work.
@stephenerdley3975 жыл бұрын
That's because we are NOT supposed to be thinking so much. People literally think too much. You can make yourself crazy, talking to yourself all day.
@SubjectAccess5 жыл бұрын
Damn that comment was lit
@ChristianJPronk5 жыл бұрын
I'm in the minority and it kills me sometimes lmao. Only works when i'm listening to music, so that's what i'm doing 24/7
@gideonjones80885 жыл бұрын
I rarely think about nothing, but when I do it’s great. But I’m a writer, so I have regularly scheduled programming(working on developing stories) running in here almost 24/7. Listening to music is the easiest way to get my inner voice to shut up, and to make it focus. Otherwise I end up thinking of some extremely obscure, bizarre thing with no clue how I got there because I managed to tune out my own train of thought, rather than outright silence it. Can’t imagine living without that ability. It’s fun being male.
@beefaveli34435 жыл бұрын
"Women aren't people like us"-Peter Griffin
@samidarwish865 жыл бұрын
Epic and fucking true
@jeanpierresnyman6525 жыл бұрын
This is so hectic you can back it up and say that it was just sarcasm even if it wasn't, epic
@kirbyhatesincels9175 жыл бұрын
Jassima Nasima. You’re disgusting.
@kirbyhatesincels9175 жыл бұрын
@David Elliott Clearly you're an idiot.
@KampsKnows5 жыл бұрын
Why do thinskinned pussies watch JRE? Fuck out of here
@IronMan-tk8uc Жыл бұрын
Am I the only one in love with her laughter? So sweet.
@alexhb123333 жыл бұрын
Her: "What are you thinking about?" Him: Nothing... Actually Him: If I clean a vacuum cleaner, do I *become* the vacuum cleaner?
@aewhatever3 жыл бұрын
This guy asks the tough questions
@AdamBechtol3 жыл бұрын
:p
@joemorrow76912 жыл бұрын
Yes
@themindflayer59522 жыл бұрын
beecum
@ulysses-pact2 жыл бұрын
No, you would be the vacuum cleaner cleaner
@brettfelter99122 жыл бұрын
If a woman asks a man what's wrong and he says "nothing" then it's usually nothing, but if a man asks a woman what's wrong and she says "nothing" then you're in deep shit.
@unorthodoxweldingtrades23362 жыл бұрын
They do this when something is wrong , or her needs aren’t being met , or most likely she doesn’t feel important to you. You’re in deep shit because in her mind if you really care and are paying attention then you should already know. This is partially true. No you are not a mind reader, but you don’t have to be , stop and think. You will likely come up with one or two things that might be the problem, call her on the most likely one in a caring way. Even if you’re wrong it will show you care and will usually disarm her, then she’ll likely tell you what’s up. Then you can hopefully have a calm discussion about it when she’s ready. Did you fuck up ? Be honest, own it apologize and amend it. Just don’t self deprecate or appeal to her sympathy, they hate that ! However there are times when you aren’t wrong where she wants you to fight back and assert yourself to show you are still able to lead . That’s a shit test and requires the appropriate response. Most of the time you want to demonstrate strength and assertiveness, however she still wants to feel important to you. So do and say things that show that.
@MrTimjm0092 жыл бұрын
@@unorthodoxweldingtrades2336 No , Just keep it simple . If she say nothing say "are you sure '". If she wont talk then leave it . Now it on her and she has to come to you . You have done nothing wrong ! If she wont have the respect to talk and be up front when you ask then that is a red flag . If this happens too often then you should consider breaking up as necessary .
@unorthodoxweldingtrades23362 жыл бұрын
Do you buddy 👍 she’ll check out of that relationship mentally, or dump you altogether long before you do. Their primary language is not overt communication it’s covert. The laws of game are in effect whether you acknowledge it or not.
@hannahbanana68842 жыл бұрын
I actually had the opposite experience with my husband. He would say nothing is wrong and then take out his shit on me passive aggressively to the point where I had to start figuring out what was wrong on my own and pushing him to the point of exploding to tell me what the fuck was actually wrong. Turns out there was something wrong every time. Turns out he also had a gambling problem he was hiding from me and hiding money and lying. So maybe men aren’t as simple as you guys like to portray yourselves.
@MrTimjm0092 жыл бұрын
@@hannahbanana6884 There will always be exceptions to the overall rule but it is the overall majority which is discussed here
@TeamForehead3 жыл бұрын
Her: I wonder what he’s thinking about. Him: When you wear socks inside-out, everything in the universe is wearing the sock except for you.
@youtubebklhai67263 жыл бұрын
No matter how many funny comments are there in this video. Yours is always going to be the funniest.
@deekshadoc56173 жыл бұрын
Ohh my god. I love it.... I'm gonna laugh my entire life just thinking about this.
@Carolina-rd3gh3 жыл бұрын
I’ve thought about this before omg ahahhaa
@annabethdiana58573 жыл бұрын
That's straight philosophy
@azukamojume27183 жыл бұрын
Deep.
@Herbster412 жыл бұрын
Q: "What don't women understand about men?" A: How uncomplicated we are. Hunt. Fish. Screw. You only need to be involved in one of those.
@trevordelarosa35992 жыл бұрын
Fucking EXACTLY dude. We're simple creatures
@venasanev2 жыл бұрын
SCREW GANG
@TomFynn2 жыл бұрын
I am 100% convinced hunting was invented by stone age men to get away from their wives' nagging at the camp fire.
@Herbster412 жыл бұрын
@@TomFynn LOL! Best reply ever.
@Yee.5ang3 ай бұрын
Q: "What don't women understand about men?" A: Cheeseburgers, euhhhh
@codenamemigrane97314 жыл бұрын
Her: "what r u thinking about?" Him: "if someone is cooler than me, would that make me hotter than them?"
@tiagole39804 жыл бұрын
That's deep
@codenamemigrane97314 жыл бұрын
Credit goes to the unknown source..
@FreedomLovingFox4 жыл бұрын
Respect for admitting that you are not the source. Profound meme nonetheless!
@goncalobaia15744 жыл бұрын
Damn, my self esteem went up by a thousand right now
@TheyCalledMeT4 жыл бұрын
i like how you think!
@milton123z4 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest comment section ever
@mohaknandy6434 жыл бұрын
Underappreciated comment
@maxcaulfield57363 жыл бұрын
For incels
@emiliohernandez1873 жыл бұрын
@@ptrwith2933 wooah dude chill, your clearly not a man nor gentlemen so comment elsewhere
@jeremyevans-smith73923 жыл бұрын
Literally thought this right as I scrolled to it. Bravo
@arthurbartosiewicz63953 жыл бұрын
comment section is better than the clip itself lol
@zingqo47422 жыл бұрын
1:12 My disappointment of Joe not saying “cheeseburgers” followed by a comically timed “uhhhhh” has led me to a depression so deep I didn’t know it was possible
@zakrael2922 жыл бұрын
Aaaaah, a man of culture I see!
@Maxus_SpieltHD2 жыл бұрын
CHEESEBURGERS
@CrimsonProto2 жыл бұрын
cheeseburgers... uhhhhh
@godsvirus92762 жыл бұрын
cheeseburgers, UAAAAGHH~ 😩😩
@jimmyshousevideos Жыл бұрын
exactly why I'm here, I had to see what he actually says.
@MNmp112 жыл бұрын
Realistic and insightful talk. Some are just new great points to learn.
@purplequeer4 жыл бұрын
“Hormones aren’t balanced like ours” LOL
@Sandouras4 жыл бұрын
Desquarius Jucks - The Patron Saint of Gang Shit Holy shit best joke of the day!
@freakshowfilmfestival35914 жыл бұрын
That had me laughing too. Like hating a chick she doesn't know based on her appearance sounds really balanced to me. Lol
@lilrod29434 жыл бұрын
I about shit a brick when I heard that
@localbigfoot82174 жыл бұрын
Nvr saw a boy or a man cry about a phone
@fasttwitch17234 жыл бұрын
Reminded me of ERB :Adam vs Eve. In one of the verses Adam says "You cry about everything, but don't know what you want ,"I'm hungry " "I'm fat" "I'm cold" "I'm hot". You call it complex, Yo I'd call you a mess. You take 2 hours to cum and 3 more to get dressed. You got a cream for this , a lotion of that , do you have. Aperfume called get the fuck off my back".
@gregoryeaston93965 жыл бұрын
"We want to know what you're thinking." ---- No. No you don't.
@ntactime_w34885 жыл бұрын
haha nah
@RuNZiT15 жыл бұрын
Lol
@OutdatedLeon5 жыл бұрын
Haha, yea.
@310rko5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5O6cqaBrb-tjMk
@geico63695 жыл бұрын
"Aerodynamics of a cow"
@Isthatthegrimreaper1704 жыл бұрын
Women are just perplexed by mens ability to savor moments of peace and tranquility
@solooverland36664 жыл бұрын
Of course, it signals them that men are self-sufficient. Translation “you’re not needed for me to be entirely happy, relaxed, and fulfilled on my own, by myself”. Triggers women’s insecurity, and they absolutely hate (men for) that!
@kfreedom4704 жыл бұрын
bingo
@pontiacGXPfan4 жыл бұрын
Because women can't sit still for longer than 5 minutes at a time
@CatfishBradley4 жыл бұрын
Women are also perplexed by men's ability to condense content and give meaningful responses. Most women will say we don't communicate, but the truth is women typically give very "context driven" responses, a "how was your day?" requires a full character arc, with supporting characters, good guys, bad guys, existential crisis, etc... and typically if you ask them to get to the point, or to be blunt with you, they genuinely don't know how, because that's just not how their brain works and communicates. For that very reason, our shorter, more "bottom-line" style of communicating is perceived as secretive, frustrated, or uninterested.
@岩の下駅4 жыл бұрын
*LeTs gO To bRuNcH sUnDaY mOrNinG*
@Tatar_Piano2 жыл бұрын
Her: "What are you thinking about?" Him: "Why letter W is pronounced as double U, but written as double V? "
@corentin8634Ай бұрын
In french it is actually called « double v » so English people just failed to give it the right name
@frilink5 жыл бұрын
Girl: What are you thinking? Guy: Why does all the 'E's in Mercedes are pronounce differently
@oblivionguard77275 жыл бұрын
Because the english language is retarded.
@thelastmemphian5 жыл бұрын
Bing bong mercedes is a spanish name and its a German company tho.
@boahnation99325 жыл бұрын
Ffs dude
@Pedozzi5 жыл бұрын
Only in your stupid fucking language
@user-fz3ip3ke8p5 жыл бұрын
@@thelastmemphian you mean a latin word u lil b*tch?
@scottbarker214 жыл бұрын
Wife to husband. ‘It’s like you haven’t heard a single thing I’ve thought ‘
@greatbyrondo4 жыл бұрын
If you REALLY knew me.....you'd know what I was thinking....!
@tomfu62104 жыл бұрын
... yeahh...
@BrianGivensYtube4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment. Women think men all have telepathy.
@bensenbakker82334 жыл бұрын
Scott Barker bro fucking real talk
@carloscabrera85103 жыл бұрын
I used to date this girl that loved to ask me “What are you thinking about?” Like at random moments: eating, driving, sitting around. And my answer was almost always “Nothing” And she would always get so frustrated and just wouldn’t understand and would get mad that I’m not talking about my feelings or something. I’m literally just vibing all the time. Chill out girl.
@TombstoneHeart2 жыл бұрын
@Matt Sherman It's just shit-testing. If what you are ( or even aren't ) thinking doesn't fit with her ideal of a sexual partner's thoughts, she's probably about to dump you. Bitches be crazy like that! 🤣
@kaiguytv52762 жыл бұрын
when guys respond with nothing, it's usually either completely nothing or something extremely weird and extraordinary
@CarlosRamirez-no2js Жыл бұрын
I’ve heard that most of our thoughts are thinking about the past. From a clinical psychologist at a veterans hospital. Everyone’s thinking about something at all times otherwise you’re brain dead. It’s just hard to just out of the blue put it into words
@AF-zx8ln Жыл бұрын
Carlos … personally, and I am a woman, I would never date someone who most of the time doesn’t think or talk. For that I can get myself a dog, and that dog is probably also more cuddly than you. You’re basically a dog that .. doesn’t speak and doesn’t cuddle, but likes to hump. Maybe get yourself a blow up doll? 😉
@eobardthawn69038 ай бұрын
@@CarlosRamirez-no2jsNot true. My mind is mostly empty. I react in a very instinct like state, unless I'm in a walk, or at night. I can think, I just dont.
@elpichorras342 жыл бұрын
I came here for the cheeseburger
@BlackOwnedDollars4 жыл бұрын
Her: Look at him, I bet he's thinking of other women Him: Why is it called toothpaste instead of teethpaste?
@RUSure-jm9rp4 жыл бұрын
Because it was invented in Arkansas.
@_Peremalfait4 жыл бұрын
I'm calling it teethpaste from now on. I for one am brushing all my teeth, not just one.
@iamron9934 жыл бұрын
But how do they get the colours to stay apart in the tube?
@RUSure-jm9rp4 жыл бұрын
@Graham, King of the Britons! I like it!
@sokolov.legacy4 жыл бұрын
@Graham, King of the Britons! lmfao
@theylied17766 жыл бұрын
Women need to understand... as a man, we need to "decompress" after we get home. We don't want any conversation, phone calls, no one asking one million questions... just give us thirty minutes to an hour, and that's enough of a buffer zone to transition from work to home.
@theylied17765 жыл бұрын
@@SumoCumLoudly Well, I don't depend on welfare like yourself, Spanky.
@SumoCumLoudly5 жыл бұрын
@@theylied1776 maybe you should, only fools and horses work
@theylied17765 жыл бұрын
@@SumoCumLoudly Right of course, I'd expect no less from a conman. Or woman.
@SumoCumLoudly5 жыл бұрын
@@theylied1776 working is facilitating a broken corrupt system, its selfish to work in this day and age
@theylied17765 жыл бұрын
@@SumoCumLoudly I completely understand. Why don't you tell me more about your Communist Manifesto??
@MaskHysteria5 жыл бұрын
"We like to be told what you're thinking..." Yes, up until the moment a man is stupid enough to trust that statement.
@retheisen5 жыл бұрын
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.
@Jordan-Ramses5 жыл бұрын
Would you walk across a rickety old bridge without at least testing it? They're testing for weakness.
@2013branth5 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend asked me that once. I proceeded to talk her ears off about the finer mechanics of keyboards and the tactile sensation of mechanical and capacitive switches, and the impact certain materials can have. She has never asked me that question ever since. I still have a few topics in reserve should the need ever arise.
@BWater-yq3jx5 жыл бұрын
@@2013branth Yeah, that's probably better than "I was wondering how many guys you had to shag to develop those skills..."
@lucasgill78195 жыл бұрын
@@2013branth that's actually a clever thing to do
@shawncollins60392 жыл бұрын
4:07 it's so obvious that for any woman, they want to know "what you're thinking about" because they want to be fully prepared to use it against you, not for compassion for you as a person, unless it fits their screenplay exactly.
@Nathanhodgeon132 жыл бұрын
That’s what I got from that to.
@spookyduck72794 жыл бұрын
Her: “What are you thinking about?” Guy: “I wonder if it’s called sand because it’s what’s in between the sea and the land”
@carryon28214 жыл бұрын
deserts?
@swagmix74 жыл бұрын
@@carryon2821 cake?
@carryon28214 жыл бұрын
@@swagmix7 no that's desserts.
@Baikou4 жыл бұрын
Ey....no really... Is....is this true? I feel like I really need to know now.
@Aggie4life774 жыл бұрын
Funny as shit but true about stuff we be thinking about! Lolz!
@cdsnuts20124 жыл бұрын
"What are you thinking babe?" "Absolutely nothing. I have managed to dump everything from my mind but now I have to manifest something just to tell you something. I guess earlier I was fantasizing the cocaine factory scene from Robocop in first person mode and was in thought about nuclear power and safer alternatives but I never said anything to you because ultimately you would of lost interest and tell me I smoke too much weed. Can I go back to being a boring prick and think of nothing again , please?"
@sickasiam50244 жыл бұрын
+1
@callen784 жыл бұрын
Facts
@steveg22775 жыл бұрын
So many words, and not one thing was said.
@gunfuego5 жыл бұрын
Steve G most underrated comment on here...
@iamtechnicallyasandwich5665 жыл бұрын
just like a relationship
@JivanNavij5 жыл бұрын
Uhhh... Sympathy and communication is important?
@boahnation99325 жыл бұрын
@@JivanNavij she was searching for something to say there just to pacify Joe in to believing she doesn't want to control her man there if it wasn't plain to see :p
@blacksinatra27155 жыл бұрын
I love you 😂😂
@mikem61762 жыл бұрын
What don’t women understand about men? Well, here’s one area. It’s about the different ways men and women think. Say a woman has a problem, and whatever it might be, she has to talk about it. She talks with her friends, her sister, her coworkers, all the women in her life, and they talk about it. To a person, they will validate her problem and her emotional response to it. It’s all VALIDATION. She turns to her husband/boyfriend/male acquaintance, and he will offer a solution, exactly what she needs, but the one thing she doesn’t want. She wants to know that she matters, her problem is genuine, and that her feelings are appropriate. So he gives her his answer, what he would do in that situation, and she gets mad at him. Yells at him. Says, “I just need you to LISTEN to me!” which is pretty much all he CAN do at that point, because by then she’s stopped listening to him. Because his answer puts the responsibility of implementing the solution back on her, right where she doesn’t want it, especially if the problem is something she caused. And solving her problem would deprive her of something to talk about.
@holliswilliams8426 Жыл бұрын
I don't see why it's beneficial to generalise in this way, you are talking about ''women'' like they are all the same.
@terri6854 Жыл бұрын
@@holliswilliams8426 That's what the whole topic and video title are about. You can take it for granted that it's a generalized discussion. People shouldn't have to keep saying "some women", "many women", " 60% of women", etc.
@jb-xc4oh Жыл бұрын
@@holliswilliams8426 You really need to get out more. Check out my reply to Mike M.
@jb-xc4oh Жыл бұрын
Awesome........you just described my partner to a tee. This is exactly how she behaves when problems occur in her life.....exactly....!! I got a good laugh out of this because its so true, she's still a peach though...!!!
@alexsurber3424 Жыл бұрын
@@holliswilliams8426 On a core fundamental pyschological level they are all the same, in that same regard all men are the same as well, not to say we don't have our individual characters, but if we take ourselves back to our most primitive state that's how we inherently are & we are probably wired that way for survival reasons that we don't completely understand in modern times because they aren't needed as much, but the mechanisms & drives are still there.
@rafpach874 жыл бұрын
Woman: "what's he thinking?" Dude: so, if all mankind vanished and I'm the only person left, in the beginning I'll be cool eating what's on supermarkets, but everything will eventually rot because in a matter of days or weeks the power supply will be off and there'll be no refrigeration. So I better know how to grow my own food quick and live near a good water source. But before that, I'll take every single gun and ammo possible, because wild animals will take the planet back and I need some defense.
@frankartanis12904 жыл бұрын
@KAUSHIK CHAKRABORTY If you're talking about mankind disappearing suddenly, then you would have to worry about nuclear power plants. Without people to maintain them, they'll quickly meltdown and release a whole bunch of radioactive materials, potentially destroying the global environment.
@freakshowfilmfestival35914 жыл бұрын
@@frankartanis1290 Homeboy is gonna become a Hulk.
@pimp25704 жыл бұрын
Actually thought about this too. But canned food will be good for one to two years in the meantime you can learn to grow your own food.
@nobonobnob51744 жыл бұрын
@@frankartanis1290 no nuclear power plants when left to their own devices will shutdown themselves due to build in fail safes.
@frankartanis12904 жыл бұрын
@@nobonobnob5174 They melt and break into smaller pieces? That'd make sense.
@MHTwigg5 жыл бұрын
Did she just say women are "balanced..."
@rickr.58365 жыл бұрын
nah she said -"imbalanced like ours."
@LuluTheCorgi5 жыл бұрын
@@rickr.5836 in balance Imbalance would make no sense with the context given
@rickr.58365 жыл бұрын
@@LuluTheCorgi Damn, she really did say in balance instead of inbalance. my b
@HeedfulGibbon5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@callanc39255 жыл бұрын
you guys are fucking terrible at noticing dry humour god damn
@thomaschristopherwhite90434 жыл бұрын
Ladies.. If your man is sitting there staring into space, he's probably, most LIKELY! Thinking about how King Kong vs Godzilla is a fair fight.
@masondale84894 жыл бұрын
Only if KK gets struck by lightning
@lohancindy54424 жыл бұрын
It’s not. Godzilla would win
@alltheworldsastage47854 жыл бұрын
Godzilla would rip Kong to shreds.
@christopherram89484 жыл бұрын
Godzilla would rip Kkong a new hairy asshole
@alsymphony78684 жыл бұрын
fuck no it's not. King Kong is just a giant gorilla. Godzilla is a walking nuclear weapon. Laser beam and shit.
@kmiss76232 жыл бұрын
I can’t agree with what she’s saying more. I’ve been with my man for almost 7 years now and it’s taken me about this long to figure out when he’s going through something. If he’s having a bad day/sad day he just goes completely inward and then I feel neglected. But having this enough times that now I recognize the signs for it, if he would’ve just opened up in the beginning and said he was having a rough day it would’ve been a huge help. It was very very difficult to recognize. And it is important to remember every day not to take them for granted or yourself for granted, but having lost a sibling far too soon I think I realize every day is special and a gift. We don’t have much of this issue in our relationship! It helps just to start saying anything nice that occurs to you about your partner any moment of any day. (Voice to text if there are any grammar issues 🤪)
@Sham-sx1xw4 жыл бұрын
Joe: Testosterone makes people do really stupid shit Danica: Really like what? Entire human history: *breathes manually*
@sparda90603 жыл бұрын
Like Kings of Nations waging war on each other for a single female 🤣
@michaelnorman43 жыл бұрын
@@sparda9060 hahaha true af 😂
@JO-iv7tl3 жыл бұрын
Doesn't understand yet she's a racecar driver. That's crazy shit to defensive drivers.
@michaelnorman43 жыл бұрын
@@JO-iv7tl what ?
@JO-iv7tl3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelnorman4 its just ironic. Its funny. I don't mean anything bad by it.
@chandlersweaney21144 жыл бұрын
This comment section is by far the funniest shit i've seen lol
@tapiwakay3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious turd
@basedlog43243 жыл бұрын
@@tapiwakay sneed
@ssmith87582 жыл бұрын
Solid gold!
@Governor_William_J_Lepetomane2 жыл бұрын
It's fantastic.
@thefattertheratter452 жыл бұрын
I just came for "Cheeseburgers UUUUUUUUUU
@JSchaffer2144 жыл бұрын
Her: "What's on your mind?" Him: "Why do they call it 'taking a dump' and not 'leaving a dump'. You're not really taking it anywhere."
@Johnny1672._3 жыл бұрын
Your taking your dump to the toilet
@ThisIsMTH3 жыл бұрын
We don’t say that; that’s an American thing. And it’s incorrect.
@hamburgerhelper223 жыл бұрын
@@ThisIsMTH Why are'nt led, and lead spelled the same?
@ni007ck43 жыл бұрын
Lol !
@Saral_Lekhi3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@thesandman23562 жыл бұрын
When Joe pulled out that impersonation and I started craving lemonade🤣🤣
@rafaelfajardojr.64234 жыл бұрын
Her: probably thinking about another girl Him: if Sting retired...would he be Stung?
@noahross36423 жыл бұрын
Lol
@psychedelicfright853 жыл бұрын
Me looking at her: *every breath you take plays in my head.*
@suakeli3 жыл бұрын
I equally love and hate this comment
@CriticalCorrie3 жыл бұрын
Mind blowing
@elephantello15183 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Larootan5 жыл бұрын
True story: Girl: I wonder if he’s thinking about me. I feel nervous about telling him I love him. What if he doesn’t say it back? Me: Do zombies see themselves in mirrors? What if I built a fence of mirrors? Would the zombies just walk off even if they heard noises behind the mirrors? A mirror fence to fend off zombies would be perfect!
@bobevens76375 жыл бұрын
Genius!!
@everettfanor19895 жыл бұрын
Zombies are dead and cant see so the mirror is useless. They can only smell and hear noises
@ximpactgames87115 жыл бұрын
MONEY/SUCCESS 10Million I’m no biologist but why does them being dead mean that one sense doesn’t work while two others do?
@robearney53725 жыл бұрын
Bahahahaha that's actually an awesome idea!!!
@mythoughts30835 жыл бұрын
Omg I never thought if this, next level thinking
@lovesthebass5 жыл бұрын
Joe: "What do men not understand about women." Me: **looks at the timer on the video, 5 minutes left** "That's not getting answered."
@DGMUSICisGOOD5 жыл бұрын
perfect explanation of men rright here
@DGMUSICisGOOD5 жыл бұрын
@@SirRicheybee you misunderstand the joke
@Theutus24 жыл бұрын
@@SirRicheybee interesting, I took it as, woman are so circular when explaining or telling a story that we're never going to get to the answer.
@michaelharder97374 жыл бұрын
@@Theutus2 It could go either way, really.
@A_Black_Sheep944 жыл бұрын
Not much.
@hccarder Жыл бұрын
"Don't ever try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other!!"... Al Bundy