Accelerationism Accelerationism (Acc/Acc)

[@hlibushok]

Jreg is explaining internet ideologies again, Nature is healing.

[@tundranone8366]

The planet is so resilient 💕

[@bobrze]

I was afraid he was going to stop after the last manic episode

[@ethanduncan1646]

It's election year again so political stuff is in vogue again

[@derekmartin1858]

This was the chatgpt content bruh

[@chloroplast8611]

Dude same. I thought that olanzapine was the nail. ​@@bobrze

[@jakobrodgers6559]

i am a starving child starving to death and this is the very last thing i saw goodbye

[@reviewerofcomments]

skill issue

[@sherbetttt]

gootbye

[@roymarshall_]

Food decelerationism

[@selectionn]

why dont you just grow some food? fucking nitwit

[@juliancassidy3081]

Foodbye

[@opossumboyo]

This reminds me of when Jreg said that accelerationism was the one piece of knowledge he wish he had never gained

[@9miinox]

where'd he say that if you remember

[@zolilio]

the one piece ?

[@ZoomerUnion]

@@zolilio the one piece israel

[@opossumboyo]

@@9miinoxhorseshoe theory episode 1 (if this is still supposed to be a secret pretend I said “idk” instead)

[@llamasmeowing2061]

V/acc is when everyone CLEANS THEIR ROOOOOMs

[@BarackLesnar]

fascist

[@СладкийРжанойНапиток]

Because apparently you can’t comment on anything if you have a dirty sock under your bed!

[@alexanderdiaz434]

personally i like gu/acc which is an avocado dip

[@ocularzombie6679]

I'm into create/acc, which is basically where everyone e-procreates in VR.

[@uDaniels]

i like ba/acc he composed some beautiful pieces

[@plzletmebefrank]

Also the sound someone makes while s/accing on my c/acc.

[@huge_letters]

guacc will be extra, is that ok?

[@SouvenTudu1]

​@@plzletmebefrank😂

[@RyanCoomer]

at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffet.

[@dodusa5399]

I'm a corndog accelerationist so I will bring 7 corn dogs to my local buffet

[@DelandaBaudLacanian]

discusting! It's better to sneak in food given to the homeless since it's already pre-approved by the local city council

[@opossumboyo]

Having a corn dog in your profile picture tells me that you mean business

[@RyanCoomer]

@@opossumboyo I have a food handlers license... plus, the hard exoskeleton of the corndog keeps bacteria at bay

[@RyanCoomer]

@@dodusa5399 very nice!!!! Hahaaaah!!!

[@NS-xu2hh]

Ahh schizomarketized teenagers cooking up tomorrow’s plagues in their garages

[@theelectricant98]

Just as Jonah peretti envisioned

[@tuckerbugeater]

Did he predict Fauci funding the creation of Covid, Ebola, Zika, Swine Flu, MERS, SARS?@@theelectricant98

[@christiancamarena5969]

That happens every decade honestly

[@xiiir838]

Ok boomer😂

[@kikivoorburg]

“Visualise, like, a good world maybe - and try to make that happen” Character development I’d never expect from Jreg

[@btarczy5067]

I‘m an excelerationist. I just want everyone to excel at what they do except if I don’t like it.

[@truther249]

I thought excelerationism meant you want everyone to use Microsoft Excel so that they stop using it as soon as possible

[@CapnNapalm]

Insane how Team Aqua can just rebrand to O/Acc and everyone acts like they aren't just trying to awaken Kyogre again

[@MonkeyCookieClicker]

Team aqua could totally do the same with 100 quagsires

[@destruction1928]

Explain the reference please.

[@CosmicHyperburst]

​@@destruction1928 Basically, in mitigated autistic detail, Team Aqua is one of the two evil teams in Pokémon RSE and their remakes. Their goal is to flood the world "fOr tHe pOkEmOn!" They are the epitome of O/Acc. The rival gang, Team Magma, is the opposite, as they believe in L(and)/Acc for the advancement humans. To do this, they need a Pokémon that can do it in a short enough time span, the embodiments of land and sea, Groudon and Kyogre for the latter and former. Take global warming - Team Aqua is like, "well the oceans are rising (and it's your fault) so let's just remake Noah's arc and everything will be fine" where Team Magma's like "IT'S NOT FAST ENOUGH TO EVAPORATE THE SEA!" The ending of the game is essentially one Team (or both, if you're playing Emerald) realizes that playing God is a bad idea, no matter how many good intentions you have. (Sidenote, one of the Aqua Grunts in AS is like, "How are we gonna do this? Get a waterhose and fill it?")

[@jeremyfischer7856]

Kyogre is like a rain god in Pokemon, and Team Aqua's ultimate goal in Pokemon Sapphire was to awaken that rain god. They would then gather all 300-some-odd pokemon onto a giant boat, thus making them the only pokemon masters in the world because everyone else would be dead. This stands in contrast to Team Magma, who wants to awaken the lava god Groudon just because they think volcanoes are cool.

[@somehippies]

@@jeremyfischer7856wasn’t it that team aqua wanted the world for pokemon and revert it to a more primal way and team magma wanted more land to further human expansion and development?

[@leviadragon99]

This entire fever dream feels like a handful of accelerationists trying to rebrand existing ideologies, philosophies and thought experiments as subdivisions of their own weirdly specific kink.

[@verletzt546]

time to smoke that cr/acc

[@PatriciaSmith-dm8sj]

I highly recommend Gregory Guevara if you want your windows cleaned properly. I have him around every couple months or so to give them a nice clean (living near the train tracks means a lot of dust flies up into the air- and onto my windows!) and theyre crystal clear once he's done with them. Wonderful, quick work each time- even when my shorthairs Papaya and Lavender run over for a scratch behind the ears! I've even had comments on the windows from friends and family. Gregory works some real magic! Tell him Patricia sent you x

[@pootimcbooti]

Thank you Patricia Smith!

[@glitchy9613]

g/acc, gravitational accelerationism, where by a falling object accelerates, eventually to the point that it hits the ground and it can't accelerate anymore

[@nitori_kawashiro]

Personally, I believe in hw/acc which is the belief that everything should be hardware-accelerated.

[@crxppledcryptid]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET THIS CATCH ON (i work at home depot)

[@professoroflogic8788]

My dumb ass thought homework accelerated 😅

[@dazperson8228]

That too, but I think they meant computer graphics wise.

[@Houshalter]

If CPUs didnt insist on getting faster every year in the 2000s, we could have had that.

[@sithdude2436]

​@@professoroflogic8788Homework accelerationism is the belief that if we give children enough homework they'll give up on school entirely

[@DomTze]

BRAZIL MENTIONED!!!!!! EU TE AMO JURÉGUI! SEJA PAI DOS MEUS FILHOS MISCIGENADOS!!!!

[@luizzeroxis]

shut up

[@jded_404]

ISSO MESMO JEGUE, SEJA PAI DE TODOS NÓS!!!!

[@catmar123ful]

Felt

[@PiranhaTeeth]

LMAOOO

[@PiranhaTeeth]

Glory to Brazil 🇧🇷 🙌

[@Alice_Fumo]

My favourite ideology would be e/chaos - effective chaos - using available resources to cause as much chaos as possible. It prevents things from getting boring.

[@arthur-ux4rx]

u are discordpilled

[@GeeMannn]

True goblin shit

[@kajamatousek247]

Same. We on that goblin grind up in here

[@smolpener7430]

That would cause too much progress, nothing builds better than people trying to destroy.

[@EXFrost]

If that happened i would find you and have my way

[@cyberking158]

A former friend of mine was spouting his dog shit ideology about how everything was shit, and we needed to accelerate the fall of society so we can rebuild again all the time to me. the dude was deeply troubled, an alcoholic, and also manically depressive due to his father passing early on in his life. While i don't wish him anything bad and hope he eventually recovers his ideas about making society collapse (while not even partaking in it) so we can rebuild it again or do whatever the fuck was coming after the collapse pissed me the fuck off.

[@SlothGuru]

As a true accelerationistic accelerationist I downloaded this video to play it 10x times the speed.

[@rerere284]

there's an extension called Enhancer for KZbin that lets you do that in the browser though if you want it for firefox you have to get it from the wayback machine for some reason

[@JohnSmith-qt4pv]

That's not acceleration, that's just multiplying the velocity by 10. It needs to speed up continuously as you watch it

[@evil_radfem9162]

@@JohnSmith-qt4pvnerd

[@PatrykPaluszek]

i/acc - intelligence accelerationism - plain and simple - triple digit int stat for every living being - 666 int dog build /420 int snail

[@zyansheep]

i/acc just ai/acc in disguise lol

[@RobertAdamant]

Explain to me how /acc means anything other than what cult meant in ancient rome. Cult is in reference to cultivation. Acc/acc would be a "cult cult" where you cultivate cultivation. I was waiting for you to get into religion and have that classic Jreg take on it. Glad you made it.

[@Orlunu]

Because Acceleration does not simply mean trying to increase something, although normgroids on twitter use it as such, but refers to specific dynamics of feedback from developments which can then either push towards dynamic conservation of the states that caused those developments or radical departure from them.

[@RobertAdamant]

You replied to the wrong comment. Everyone makes that mistake from time to time.@@Orlunu

[@evil_radfem9162]

@bhante1345I hate that I’m a lesbian and have this haircut right now

[@clydeoglesby1833]

I think it's important to note that acceleration in physics refers to both positive and negative changes in velocity so you could be an accelerationist in the way that makes you want a particular process to slow down

[@LiquidDemocracyNH]

Holy shit I've been trying to remember what the hell the name of this one channel I found and then lost years ago was, and thanks to you I now realize it was called "the book club"

[@namenemas]

Quentin!!!

[@ShimobeSama]

There's a book club reupload channel on YT that has a few videos. I like the Mishima Yukio one.

[@dylangerescapeplan]

I think he had a psychotic break or something

[@upalse]

Pretty ballsy of jreg to expose normies to /lit/ lore like that. Bronze Age and Landian cataclysm imminent.

[@JohnWithell]

Hello Greg, its John here. Many thanks for getting back to us so quickly. My wife has found these bottles of organic window cleaner in the shed, I have attached pictures below. Most of them are half full and the white one is almost completely full. Do you know if these are suitable for cleaning windows over a garden bed? We have used them in the past and they have good reviews online, but I thought I might ask the expert for his opinion. You're welcome to come around any time to check the products and the state of our (admittedly grimey!) windows any time, just open the side gate and knock on the sliding door. Take care, John W

[@jacksmith3518]

This is either genuine or the best written shitpost I've ever seen. Truly genius.

[@swishercutterx7456]

I guess Red Flood wasn't that far off with how nuts their depiction of Accelerationism is

[@skyeparker1333]

"unconditional accelerationism praxis, that's just standing still" Finally an ideology with concrete steps to take that aligns with my core beliefs that I chose based on how funny they are!

[@small.clover]

Referring to Reverse Ethnostate as your "seminal work" is such an amazing double meaning

[@neuralplasticity]

me and my fish family cant wait for ocean acceleration!!! you land animals dont stand a chance!

[@ashutoshsethi6150]

It is as shrimple as that.

[@quedtion_marks_kirby_modding]

I am a grass/acc I want people to actualy go outside and touch grass.

[@flamesintheattic]

According to horseshoe theory, Acc/Acc is just decelerationism only faster. Hyper-optimistic pessimism if you will.

[@FredCroydon]

HI GREG DO YOU NEED A PRESSURE CLEANER....... FOUND ONE IN THE BASEMENT WHEN JILL HELPED CLEAN IT OUT.... STILL WORKS I CHECKED FRED

[@ZoomerUnion]

I like Jreg's definition of g/acc a LOT more than Nyx Land's

[@nightmix]

Nyx land is just a schizo, nothing coherent comes out of it.

[@idontwantmyrealnameonhere5955]

Nyx's definition is very much it's own thing

[@Joohoogumumns]

Greg!! I caught Panther making her usual mess but by the windows!! I think she misses you!! She wants you to clean them LOL

[@wakingcharade]

im glad we're getting back to this. after all it was inevitable. the demiurge at the end of time will be born. no amount of jreg cinematic universe phase delays can prevent it.

[@shodanxx]

Watching Jreg videos, is like the story of Rasputin, who drank a little bit of poison to become immune. Yes Jreg, I will have a little sip !

[@d6o9]

I just realized this video represents accelerationism accelerationism because it teaches about how to do accelerationism and, in consequence, is accelerationist towards accelerationism

[@burgundian_system]

Red flood moment

[@BB-dj6ob]

u deserve a little philosophy phd as a treat

[@BlanketSoreness]

Good one jreg! You really showed those people who believe the only hope for sparking cultural change is to embrace and accelerate the existing culture who's boss!

[@segadoeswhatnintendont]

Good one Jreg! You really showed your attenpt to branch out your content who's boss!

[@Comqr]

I'm an Anti-Accelerationist, or A/Acc for short, this is the complete oposite belief of every Accelerationistic belief at once, this is effectively the exact same as yours drjregger. except the oposite actually.

[@rafal5863]

Deceleration is negative acceleration. A radical idea for this community. It sounds like regression to the mean or meme. It smells of centrism. And you know what we do to centrists around here.

[@TheManinBlack9054]

@@rafal5863 what if he doesnt want to see humanity get eaten by a rogue AI?

[@Comqr]

but im also anti c/acc (centralist accelerationism)@@rafal5863

[@madisondampier3389]

@@TheManinBlack9054 not mutually exclusive with centrism, to the shadow realm

[@Hixoltage]

i'd like to visualize a capitalist world where business spending ends up making the ceo and the cashier the same amount of money because the ceo is paying so many other people.

[@sarvashaktimaan7106]

I am can/acc. I believe that by accelerating the progression of cancer it will destroy itself.

[@methanemamba2461]

If I make my cancer worse at an exponential rate that means the doctors will be inclined to cure it faster!

[@KalebPeters99]

​@@methanemamba2461Or maybe the cancer will get its own cancer??

[@tonyfortier8835]

The internet has so much vocabulary. I dont think even William Shakespeare imagined the english language could get this complicated!

[@boladenon]

I LOVE MY COMMUNITY I LOVE MY COMMUNITY I LOVE MY COMMUNITY I LOVE MY COMMUNITY I LOVE MY COMMUNITY

[@arthur-ux4rx]

guys I think this guy loves his community

[@АпологетикаБазинского]

Yeah baby accelerate that LOVE

[@bafflea9]

jregory seems filled with far more joy in this video, we love to see it

[@PulsatingShadow]

Go on an ancient secrets of Zoroastrianism arc already.

[@NikolajKuntner]

sup

[@DisinterestedObserver-xt6sz]

Oh, hey, you're that person who made the numogram-generating tutorial that KZbin put in my recommendations a while back. Curious, did jREG start you down the obscure philosophy / occult-y accelerationism rabbit hole, or did you find him on your way down? I have a vague feeling that he single-handedly caused half the Nick Land fan base to spawn into existence (Come to think of it, I think I've also seen your username on Reddit a few times, too - it's a small world, I guess, especially in such a niche area)

[@PulsatingShadow]

@@DisinterestedObserver-xt6sz KZbin is hiding my replies, this is forbidden knowledge.

[@MenkoDany]

We use Jerk in game development. Basically, if you accelerate something at a constant velocity, but say you add a sinusoidal motion to the "jerk", you get, as you might expect, a "jerky motion". I personally only used it for particle systems (I got a kind of shimmering motion effect that way), but I've seen games use it for enemies and targets to make it more exciting. I think, no I believe physicists use it too. But ~"Snap"?~ "Crackle"?? """Pop"""??? I've literally no idea what's that useful for lmao EDIT: Snap is used in CNC machine programming

[@aa9945]

for a good cereal mascot

[@LuluTheCorgi]

Snap is important for CNC machines, to control backlash

[@MenkoDany]

@@LuluTheCorgi Good point!

[@antoniomafera1378]

i feel like ive stepped into a late stage conversation and have 0 context for anything that's going on here

[@Sandra-Hansen]

Hello Gregory. I just wanted to let you know that we are all having a little get together at my place later this arvo, and I cordially invite you over to join us... I will be making potato bake, and I would love for you to meet my grand kids.Maybe you could show them a thing or two about your cleaning technique...

[@JamesDale723]

Greg did you know,those young people on my yard last night.... They lookedyour age.... One dropped their cell phone i will give it to you O.K. Jim

[@SharlaPerkins]

Hi Greg, Patricia didn't mention your rates ? Please let me know for a 1 story home 2 bedroom, I can tell you the number of windows if you need or you can come by to see . thank you

[@Benw8888]

As an AI safety researcher this hit so hard

[@JohnSmith-qt4pv]

Your job boils down to censoring models from producing naughty words or images that you don't want a corporate product to display and scare off investors. There's nothing unsafe about a LLM. Oh no it might be able to tell you how to make things that go boom, just like a search engine.

[@user09832]

Strange way of saying that you don't do anything meaningful

[@Benw8888]

@@JohnSmith-qt4pv I work on super-human alignment, which means trying to train models when we don't have human labels because the problem is harder than any human can solve. The "don't say anything offensive" part, like you said, is not important. That's really not something that safety researchers actually care about, it's just that the companies care about it for corporate reasons.

[@IMPERIALYT]

I enjoyed this assault on my psyche greatly, thank you Jreg

[@giulia2376]

BRAZIL MENTIONED 🗣🗣🗣

[@sorio99]

The joke is that, as an accelerationism accelerationist, he is thus, a jerk.

[@CompuBrains27]

The technocapital singularity is gonna be so lit.

[@HealthyKaden]

I explained this to my mom a few months ago and she suggested I go to counseling

[@stardustandflames126]

8:25 I am disappointed you did not cite the 2013 hit animated film Turbo starring Ryan Reynolds as the historical origin of this ideology.

[@stardustandflames126]

Oh it's actually above his head as the third suggested images tag, that's cute.

[@dorobokino]

8:23 I can get behind s/acc, we should be striving to make our snail friends go a little quicker

[@RationaLess]

My goal is to accelerate the conditions that will lead to the collapse of Accelerationism Accelerationism. I call my ideology 'centrism'.

[@toddhoward1892]

I dont understand politics but i like how this man says big words together and is funny.

[@CardboardWarriorJeppy]

I remember unironically holding accellerationist viewpoints. I still do, I just act normal now :)

[@GeeMannn]

inc/Acc-nito Being an accelerationist but in secret

[@transsexual_computer_faery]

kinda mood ngl

[@superguy183828]

8:22 bezos: "oh boy, I got a letter from my favorite KZbinr! I can't wait to open it and see what's inside!" ... "huh, it says here he actually *doesn't* like what I'm doing. 🤔 Well, I appreciate his well reasoned opinions."

[@Driver-qt9jh]

I believe in sn/acc. The belief that eventually all human food culture will homogenize into the perfect food: the hot dog.

[@arthur-ux4rx]

PAPERS PLEASE REFERENCE

[@selectionn]

mmmmm hoddog 😋

[@StardustAnlia]

I’m a neoliberal accellerationist. I want everyone to be given a bare minimum survival income and access to a website where they can upload designs for inventions which can be 3D printed. Eventually there will be an automated system for everything, but only the people who uploaded the systems that everyone uses will get the full quality in them.

[@seafoaaam]

1:28 CJ the X mentioned 🎉🎉

[@PiranhaTeeth]

Glad someone else noticed

[@willrbx]

he has a whole 2 hour podcast with them on horseshoe theory lmao

[@PiranhaTeeth]

@@willrbx AYO

[@sithdude2436]

I watched the podcast just before this video, so good

[@marccronje8325]

If you're not watching this at least 2x speed, you're not accelerating fast enough

[@Somerled_Pox]

Sorry for doubting how based you were, that Q ref is pristine

[@Dude-vq3oe]

Haha, good one jREG! You show those accelerationists who’s boss!

[@Quasar_Fox]

Can't wait till we finally have an enby island just to ourselves. ACCELERATE

[@Glownyszef]

Hey, jRegory, doesn't it bother you that your viewers will cheer for everything you do? Cheers, Somebody That Thinks Of You As A Friend

[@YatuXu]

Finally, the spirit of JREG is back

[@BrightyLighty_]

remember that the real reason JJ dislikes wikipedia is because he kept writing articles about himself that kept getting deleted and he's still mad many years later

[@2eeillustration]

This video is exactly what I needed today lmao what a ride

[@Whitelightings]

jreg, i just want to say i love the dry jokes you leave in and don't cut out lol

[@tuggercarlson]

THE BOOK CLUB MENTIONED

[@Disappearing_Bees]

I love how the duck was brought up on Duck Duck Go

[@ReaverSenpai]

we finally leave the progressive era and rocket into the acceleration era.

[@fullmetaltheorist]

I'm more of a human technology accelerationism. We will be Gods.

[@Ijustdoubtit]

Good one jreg! You really showed… to be honest, I don’t understand a single thing in this video.

[@liamjohnen8426]

You forgot jreg/acc. The goal is to accelerate jregs psychosocial and sociopolitical profile evolution to the point of total representation, that being every possible stance, perspective or personality trait will be represented through a constant process known as complete jregification. The benefit here would be that all of humanity has a jreg to identify with, therefore finally finding a common ground for everyone thus creating the jregtopia in which every human aligns more and more with their jreg until we reach a jreg-factor of 1.

[@pitcairnislandgaming7160]

that moment when you overthrow the french government and establish a regime in which you literally tear down reality itself:

[@flopus7]

Let's not talk about mods.

[@grimkahn3775]

Focus selected: Listen to the voices.

[@Notwoodcrawler]

The true accelerationism

[@verletzt546]

wow just as i was watching your other videos, perfect timing

[@thecanmanification]

Watching this video at 2x speed because I’m an Acc/Acc accelerationist 😌

[@Т1000-м1и]

"What if we accelerated everyone into being a monk"

[@EvelynORourke-iv9hn]

how to get te astains off shirt

[@EvelynORourke-iv9hn]

how to get tea stains off shirt linen

[@EvelynORourke-iv9hn]

household stain remover

[@EvelynORourke-iv9hn]

pantry stain remover natural

[@EvelynORourke-iv9hn]

HOW LONG TO SO

[@EvelynORourke-iv9hn]

BIRTHDAY CAKE ideas

[@ArthurAsterion]

Good one, Menstrual Blood! You really showed those accelerationists who isn't fun.

[@azertyQ]

You absolutely can control chaotic systems, computers do it really well. Cybernetics is all about control systems not whatever dorky comic book says

[@topiary4669]

@facepalmer1580 google complex system theory

[@derbaum7631]

​@facepalmer1580 but maybe chaos is a system which rules we do not understand yet

[@kikivoorburg]

@facepalmer1580 maybe colloquially, but the mathematical term makes sense. Chaos refers to anything that is so input-sensitive that the output eventually has enormous uncertainty margin regardless of how precise the input was. Systems can absolutely have this property, and the systems can be controlled and predicted - just requiring constant measurement of the actually value rather than relying on the predicted values.

[@hhjhj393]

If I buy a bunch of oil and just burn it in my backyard I definitely did something. I reduced the total level of oil in the world and the oil provided no work or value. Thus I "accelerated" the reduction of workable energy humans have, vs me not spending my money on that.

[@nullivory]

hurts to watch. good work!

[@rwrunning1813]

Personally, I like sw/acc, which is swag accelerationism. The goal is to accumulate so much swag that the swag is on fleek.

[@Numptaloid]

As a founding father of the Snail Accelerationist movement, thank you very much for this endorsment, JREG.

[@duncanclarke]

The Jreg channel desperately needs a collaboration with TheBookClub

[@jacobusburger]

Your videos are a Godsend and it makes me so happy to see you in the comment section here. Is your next video on accelerationism/landianism by chance?

[@thedistordedbadger]

U can cite the band Cattle Decapitation for all the environmental ones

[@DavidSartor0]

I've just read the comments on this video. They're amazingly bad.

[@MenkoDany]

I like this version of jreg even more

[@unlikelysuspect5491]

only one layer of irony? #notmyjreg

[@DavidSartor0]

Thank you for your service.

[@joseferreira-me2sk]

Me really high and confused while watching this video after finding your channel from the twomad's video 💀

[@EnthusedCarrot]

3:27 me casting spells on my enemies

[@clearlikeday]

why is this video some of my favorite content contextualized