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ME! ALL BY MYSELF HAHAHAHA
After Schlatt's intense Love Or Host with Minx, Alex Botez, and many other beautiful women who like him very much, and after Schlatt and Minx are cute together for 28 minutes straight (soon it will be Schlatt and Alex Botez being cute together), Schlatt challenges stand-up guy Ludwig to a game of Spy Party. Little does he know Schlatt only picks Wheels, the wheelchair-bound character who has lost all function in his legs and also looks and walks funny. After losing countless times in a row to Ludwig, who realizes Schlatt Only Picks Wheels during the first round they play, the viewer wonders why Schlatt keeps crawling back for more. I guess he's always been one to roll with the punches. Pause the Minecraft Speedrunning video, stop thinking about her and enjoy this masterpiece of a video from yours truly. How do people in wheelchairs go down the stairs? Fast and inefficiently.

[@jschlattLIVE]

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[@cockinbra6313]

no jshtupid

[@campanamanuel1614]

Ok god

[@rambei]

ok schlatt

[@Starrii_Skies]

No

[@wisemamss]

Ok

[@gluk8838]

“Well... *publicly executes a disabled man* “...call it a gut feeling.”

[@Dgero]

**The sniper was later arrested for executing an ordinary disabled man**

[@faraday3683]

@@Dgero **floridan man was later arrested after publicly shooting an ordinary disabled man**

[@unlimitedpower99]

Meanwhile: **shoots a midget** “-soul read!”

[@york7301]

It's the Texan way.

[@normalpersonlivingtheirlife]

@@york7301 omg that’s good

[@rkou6314]

Schlatt breaks his legs, turns into wheels. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@jschlattLIVE]

banana bread

[@Anthony8851]

@@jschlattLIVE Banana Bread

[@DevonDeDemonRR]

Banana breb

[@bawicz0]

you wouldve loved it dear

[@RileyB_226]

@@jschlattLIVE yes

[@bonkobi2342]

"I spend all day on Twitter getting angry at people that have more money than me." Every time I open my Twitter notifications it's just Schlatt flirting with men

[@tat77z]

James Charles**

[@sincerelymason]

ok why is that accurate

[@fogsster]

I loved watching Ludwig's face slowly contort into an expression of pure disgust and horror as he continued reading about the Enumclaw Horse Sex Case™

[@PepC322]

Had me in tears

[@sheep7]

"TM" 😳

[@yetibeenz]

god i live concerningly close to enumclaw.....

[@fogsster]

@@sheep7 Oh yeah. TM.

[@DogMuncher22]

@@yetibeenz visit the ranch no balls

[@perseverance2340]

All that I’ve learned from this is that 1. Being disabled isn’t as fun as I thought 2. Stay away from the stables.

[@jfk8745]

They call him Mr. Hands

[@perseverance2340]

HeyItsJoshu I wonder what he did in the 1990’s with those hands. I heard there was an incident with a baseball bat

[@willburchett4667]

What I've gathered from this comment is that prior to watching this video you looked at disabled people and thought "Man, that looks like a good time."

[@perseverance2340]

Will Burchett they get better parking spots and get to sit down on the train. They have an excuse for everything. “Sorry, I’m disabled” will excuse any and everything. AND They get paid to live by the government. What’s not to love?

[@perseverance2340]

Will Burchett if that doesn’t sound fun to you, idk what is.

[@JunohProductions]

I love how Ludwig and Schlatt look like complete opposites in this video. You've got a classy turtleneck-wearing guy up against an overnight trucker-looking guy.

[@JunohProductions]

@Orange Jello Overnight* but, yeah.

[@kelp507]

Mortal Kombat Kano lookin' ass

[@CGR0620]

11:11 Especially in this interaction

[@moss7675]

nah schlatt is more like a civil war union general more than anything

[@henryhog4783]

Don't forget gay

[@jest.a]

Wheels is broken, his legs and his power

[@nathanleese8830]

Justin this is gonna be top comment when I get back huh

[@jschlattLIVE]

shrouded in aluminum

[@harrymatlock1464]

@@jschlattLIVE banna bread

[@whyte9677]

Shroudyroudy

[@matayabahlz]

@@jschlattLIVE OMG HIIIII

[@consumerofbepsi5254]

14:28 I love how casually schlatt just drops that bombshell on ludwig

[@Souleater787]

Psychological warfare

[@Bigfoot_with_youtube_access]

@@Souleater787just like “STATE OF SURVIVAL BABYYYYYYY”

[@benkersten1705]

"Schlatt. What did you feel when you shot Wheels?" "Recoil."

[@gaminggramps1956]

"It's simple, we eat the Batman" -Chinese Joker

[@Noorthia]

-The white death

[@f1ku.productions]

timestamp?

[@f1ku.productions]

@Captain Bruh i did

[@bananaduck9849]

@@gaminggramps1956 lmao

[@art6322]

“I would expect nothing less, from a man that tall” schlatt just roasted his entire fanbase

[@RhozetaVODS]

but they arent men, they are kids that tall

[@g-money-money]

Gamererr I think that was the joke

[@keirajonsey6955]

ahh the way lugwig said 'harassment'

[@RhozetaVODS]

@@g-money-money ?

[@goawayrayy]

@@keirajonsey6955 hair uhs ment

[@BananaWasTaken]

Imagine if you’re at a fancy dinner party, then all of a sudden, from a rooftop across the street, you hear someone yell “SOUL READ” and someone drops dead before your eyes.

[@zachinthebox2472]

What a great night that would be

[@bonydanza7046]

Dude just slumps outta the wheelchair in a heap

[@Dgero]

@@bonydanza7046 Next day you learn your best friend was a spy

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

It would almost feel like reliving 1999 all over again.

[@dontsubfortheloveofgod]

That mf must be illiterate, because he just erased that soul

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Ludwig is rethinking his whole existence during this whole video

[@dogsdestroytheworld]

holy shit it's the comment guy

[@freshy1083]

Oh sheeeet it’s him guys it’s him

[@ivanna1832]

It’s you again, Just some guy without a mustache.

[@stonksofpotato7342]

He is the chosen one, he will slay *THE JUSTIN.Y*

[@timelessfriends6404]

Nah, it’s the fake one, the real one has a mustache

[@danielvaldez1186]

This guy walks into a room, except he doesn’t cause he’s paralyzed, wheels

[@kimomalott9840]

a haiku

[@xxcodianxx]

@@kimomalott9840 lmao

[@tylermendicutti1096]

no u Eh that’s one too many syllables, bub

[@syndromesauce5837]

My humor is so retarded this made me laugh

[@kazbrekker16]

this guy walks into a room except he doesn’t cause he’s paralysed that’s a haiku i think

[@jayvinamahoney6823]

"is it soul read time?" "No I don't thi-" "Soul read *proceed to shoot the spy dead on*"

[@Spectralyzed]

Honestly my favorite moment... Especially after just hearing the words "People do the thing you expect them to do most of the time."

[@bloopity4117]

When I say I wheezed-

[@PotatoPhreak]

timestamp?

[@bugboy4560]

@@PotatoPhreak 7:55

[@hawke5775]

same energy as VIBE CHECK

[@spencerlee4410]

Ludwig: "I think you're a righty" Schlatts audience who has watched him mentally breakdown at every single Wii game because he's left-handed

[@mikado_m]

Wait he is?-

[@spencerlee4410]

@@mikado_m big lefty... with hands but he is the number two conservative minecrafter after dream

[@mocha7193]

Spencer Lee ?

[@spencerlee4410]

@@mocha7193 its a meme from chuckle sandwich (schlatt, ted nivison and slimecicle's podcast)

[@wuwuink]

it's okay y'all. He may be left-handed, but at least he jerks off with his right hand

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

Fun fact: most wheelchairs are made of steel, so if you activate a large electromagnet near someone in a wheelchair, they will be picked up and crushed in their chair. This could be considered a metal sarcophagus

[@marzsminecraft]

I don't think this qualifies as a 'fun' fact.

[@dxstress713]

@@marzsminecraftI dunno seems pretty fun to me.

[@Toileetpapr]

@@marzsminecraft it’s fun because they go “wee” and then splat

[@sevilnatas1072]

Fun fact: The Enumclaw Horse Sex Case is the thing that made bestiality illegal in Washington State.

[@ianmalone6847]

Sevil Natas of course it was in enumclaw

[@lewisbaitup6352]

I like how it wasnt illegal before

[@bread9923]

@@lewisbaitup6352 hey....it had to be legal at one point to make it illegal.

[@InternetDweller009]

@@bread9923 same with murdering people.

[@blackshirts_and_breads]

@Thai Ya Long yeah its unfortunate

[@hiroshimahenry]

This game is perfect for Schlatt because he walks like an NPC in every game he plays

[@perseverance2340]

Hiroshima Henry in the lunch club video where they rob houses. The way he walked before he entered poki’s room was scary

[@butwhytho8664]

Haha Schlatt go walk

[@dixinormus8522]

But Whytho huhuhu jstep

[@marsim5744]

Too bad he keeps wheeling with wheels

[@Fauxvoid]

Schlatt Walk

[@kyler.windhorst]

Nothing makes me happier than Schlatts maniacal cackle.

[@ToldFate]

7:50 btw

[@p_somniferum]

on sleesloo 😹💯🔥😈

[@gabeitch4484]

@@ToldFate 8:02

[@merasmurry1460]

Seeing schlatt aiming a sniper rifle at someone he's calls "queen liz" is really funny now on September 8, 2022. It seems he thought she was the spy.

[@kurthunt42]

i guess he had a good holiday

[@nexter2930]

Dont forget bout what happened in 1999

[@merasmurry1460]

@@nexter2930 Yeah but he did that with his bare hands, I'm talking about him with a sniper rifle.

[@literaltrash1195]

fun fact: this video is now on the wikipedia page of the enumclaw horse sex case under “in popular culture” in the aftermath tab

[@tiffany5438]

no it isnt

[@cybercrasherstv]

@@tiffany5438 it could be

[@extrablandchaos2149]

@@cybercrasherstv should be. Imma go in and edit that

[@cybercrasherstv]

@@extrablandchaos2149 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

[@piyo744]

it was* RIP

[@bobthebobman7457]

My new favorite joke from Jschlatt is “Does this count as drunk driving” while Carson was wheels and drinking a lot of alcohol

[@seignee]

i dont think anything beats nina tucker speaking the treaty of versailles

[@piyo744]

@@seignee wait, what

[@mosesturner4018]

link?

[@bobthebobman7457]

Moses Turner kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWHJmHStbtR6pqM this one I’m pretty sure

[@an_annoying_cat]

@@bobthebobman7457 video is private oof

[@PizzaManJoe]

“Almost as slick as this transition to our sponsor” Big Linus energy right there

[@heythatsprettygood6492]

exactly

[@SPG69]

This video is sponsored by raid shadow legends

[@altjamie2019]

Imagine his video gets sponsored by freshbooks.

[@Lutr.inae.]

*To that person that said “Danny Davito” in chat when Ludwig got shot as the short guy* *I saw you. And your amazing*

[@SlayCC]

Aluminum Alloy Wheelchair 100% Bulletproof

[@eatshit2633]

The ma incident

[@elbattarijamil7781]

What aluminium alloy?

[@elbattarijamil7781]

@Gabriela Thomas impossible!!! Where is the aluminum at?

[@Mack_Stoney]

If only they had an alluminum alloy spinal cord

[@KaiserBruh]

"sarcophagus"

[@skeleytonz5319]

Why does schlatt look like he's gonna fight the British for American independence

[@rndmbs]

thinking about fighting the british for american independence

[@texasred9372]

Well he does hate British "people".

[@trivialslope]

He looks like he's trying to become Otto von Bismark

[@Ake-TL]

Thinking about fighting Wilbur

[@orionatus_]

cause he is

[@sophieschmerler9457]

Honestly the only time Schlatt doesn’t seem 100% done with life is when he’s paid to talk about the sponsor

[@seignee]

money

[@TKOIII]

munny

[@EpochIsEpic]

It’s just business!

[@Hajilex]

Schlatt IS the business man

[@idolizationist]

he’s a capitalist, what do you expect?

[@Jack-uq1pp]

Ludwig: shoots wheels leg Wheels leg: I'm literally paralysed

[@satan1841]

Who's wheels, do you mean aluminum sarcophagus

[@DinoDealer]

Ludwig in a turtle neck looks like that one guy from Megamind

[@judesliggoo]

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT

[@BenDover-dk2sp]

Megamind

[@Ender_Rock]

Ludwig is Andrew Garfield 100%

[@borostanca]

H a l

[@rhyswoodrow8305]

Bernard

[@purexvv481]

Jschlatt’s community post is gonna be: “thinking about wheels”

[@rinisafool]

thinking about swapping statuses

[@jackhollis678]

Thinking about the Enumclaw sex case

[@juliag.5443]

lmao u were right

[@natrod8628]

Right on the money, babyy

[@justinsex9444]

Madlad. He actually predicted it. Tell us whats gonna happen after trump dies please.

[@cosmopath]

Tomorrow's Community tab: "Thinking about the handicapped"

[@-green-3336]

"Thinking about Wheels"

[@XenoviaNGoonmine]

Or Enumclaw Horse Sex Case

[@atomiclight8574]

Thinking About King Tut

[@-AAA-147]

Nah, it's gonna be: "Thinking about King Tut."

[@TheReelDealMC]

Thinking about aluminum

[@alexjee731]

13:00 Ludwig gave us a “wh👾👾”

[@brock232]

Omg

[@พัฒนพงษ์ชยากร]

WH🛸🛸

[@frankensteingirl2637]

no ones gonna talk about how ludwig pronounced harassment like “hair-ass-men”

[@frankensteingirl2637]

13:15 if anyone was wondering

[@lilredstrawberriez]

LMAO HAIR ASS MEN

[@AlexysGhosted]

@@frankensteingirl2637 to avoid TOS lmao

[@rain-cz2cc]

EXACTLYYY I WAS LIKE 😀

[@frankensteingirl2637]

@@AlexysGhosted oh that makes sense

[@elayeyouare5265]

I don't know about you, but I'm starting to think he's wheels.

[@oofliqe]

You a npc

[@obby1039]

No he's obviously the banana bread

[@jschlattLIVE]

metal sarcophagus

[@jeff09_]

@@jschlattLIVE lies

[@sh1tstain]

jschlattLIVE jschlatt? More like

[@carby6831]

2013: “I’m not gonna pick the monopoly man” *sniper shoots monopoly man* “I freaking knew you were the monopoly man” 2020: “I’m not gonna be wheels” *sniper shoots wheels* “I freaking knew you were wheels

[@dannipoder3923]

ahh i see you're a man of culture as well

[@SlurmiWurm]

Life comes full cycle

[@modaltib880]

I’m so fucking happy this game is getting attention again

[@junmuDev]

I knew I wasn’t the only one to think about that

[@haydenkuhn934]

Jerma and Star are infinite

[@danerhodes7767]

schlatt’s cackle after the soul read was amazing

[@katya-kx8yq]

“I spend all day on Twitter being angry at people who have more money than me” -Jschlatt 2020

[@nicolasa.3192]

That _barely_ narrows it down Schlatt.

[@bonkmeabeab3563]

Like how he is angry at all British people

[@kroebear6377]

@@bonkmeabeab3563 Damn those english men

[@tacoandurmom]

That played as soon as I saw this

[@larchx]

People in 3,500 BC: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS BABY!!!!!!!!!

[@frallbobroggins4005]

I fkn love this comment

[@bloopity4117]

AHAHAAA OMG IT TOOK ME A MOMENT TO REALISE-

[@thejohnf.kennedyofficialyo6062]

not sure how I feel about this game

[@salamander4937]

don’t worry nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedy’s

[@Beephobic1013]

surree cause nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys

[@snowy2619]

This comment honestly is gold

[@adams7448]

JFK I'm your biggest fan

[@guyfieri4017]

I loved you in clone high. You’re a real chad buddy. No wonder you’re so open minded

[@yeetethdeleteth3307]

I’m amazed that Schlatt can recite the details of the case by memory

[@dxstress713]

Amazed, yes. Surprised? Not a chance.

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

You never forget your masterpiece

[@hjread1137]

schlatt on the community tab in 24 hours: “thinking about wheels”

[@TeenageMutantZuckerTurtle]

“Thinking about the Enumclaw horse sex case”

[@keira-renee]

@@TeenageMutantZuckerTurtle is that Mr Hands?

[@TeenageMutantZuckerTurtle]

Keira-Reneè yes

[@pair-of-socks1503]

I hate the fact wheels looks like Austin powers.

[@pikaswag4157]

LMAOOOOOO

[@MaxineInYourWifi]

I WAS JUST LIKE “he looks like Austin powers”

[@hashikeketora4106]

yeah baby

[@sincerelymason]

ooh ima watch that instead of doing my math homework

[@ikiasoul]

@@sincerelymason homework is temporary, austin powers is forever

[@xyltix787]

yep a lot of people are genuinely "upset" over president Schlatt even though its just minecraft roleplay...what a world huh...

[@cqrz348]

U cant control those 12 year olds smh

[@akiwikitten6016]

Zyfix it’s the same thing as people sending actors/actresses death threats because they didn’t like their character. (An example that comes to mind is Kelly Marie Tran- who plays Rose in Star Wars). These kids can’t separate the person/actor from the character they play. In the end, it’s all for entertainment

[@mariopokemon955]

People are still trying to cancel him for saying stuff 3 years ago, including him saying faggot (I'm gay I can say it) like a year ago and IMMEDIATELY regretting it and admitting he shouldn't have said it

[@netmeg1119]

I personally find Jschlatts acting downright hilarious. He really knows how to play the villian. Unfortunately some people don't realize that everyone is just doing a massive roleplay for content and take it way too seriously.

[@netmeg1119]

@@zyfixosu Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. If you stop and think, it makes sense why Dream voted Glow Squid. The mob is the least trouble when coming to manhunts and speedruns. For the Iceloger it's obvious, but for the Moobloom, they might take up the spawn chance for normal cows which have a good source of meat. Mooblooms might not drop meat and waste time on his run. Dreams a smart, ambitious guy. He knows how the game works and how to use features to his advantage. But this is a specific reason. It works for Dream but it might not work for others. And Dream is one person. True, he did influence the vote a bit, but Glow Squid won by a lot so it's not his fault.

[@The_musical_gamer]

14:46 you know I never realised three people slimeslickle Ted nivison and Ludwig have all been terrified by this man’s knowledge of a guy being banged by a horse😂

[@bigguy9500]

Schlatt, do you purposefully shave your chin so you don't grow a full beard, or do your genetics actually want you to look like a British colonial officer in the 1840s?

[@nealcomstock1958]

I don't need sleep, I need answers

[@yeppits]

I think it’s because long sideburns look cool.

[@krismuttz]

just shot a little fellow and took his boots i customized my rifle loike it's 1862 just scammed a pirate out of his golden tooth i want to colonize this land but its full of zulus

[@GuilhermeRodrigues-jr7gd]

holy shit the most perfect image of Schlatt in 1840s British colonial officer attire just crossed my mind

[@pemo2676]

You can see some stubble on his chin sometimes so yes he shaves it, but it probably comes in later than the sideburns which started the whole thing

[@duperlink]

I envy Schlatt's ability to casually bring up Mr. Hands in a conversation.

[@DogeDogeriffic]

Same

[@novaspion2328]

Same

[@ye9332]

Jschlatt tomorrow: *”Thinking about Metal Sarcophagus”*

[@ironoverheat465]

Me tomorrow: "thinking about people who misuse capitalization and apostrophes"

[@Michaelonyoutub]

isn't it metal sarcophagi?

[@ethenk9797]

Iron Overheat You fool, Metal Sarcophagus is obviously a proper noun

[@ironoverheat465]

@@ethenk9797 Still doesn't get an apostrophe which was my point. The only things that get apostrophe s for plural are letters and numbers ("A's" and "1's"), not to be confused with acronyms which like CDs or CPUs. The original comment spelled it like "sarcophagus's"

[@toolie3671]

Iron Overheat shut up nerd

[@fleecythereeseepiece8361]

Ludwig looks like he's dressed up to go to his mom's book club meeting

[@isleofdead1337]

I love reading through the new comments. Just to see kids getting mad about the Dream SMP and then other kids defend Schlatt... this is art.

[@pengudiegu]

Isle Of Dead Memes omg right? It’s fun as hell!! I like to respond to the spicy ones

[@lazydonkey3617]

Pengu Diegu another fun one to read through is the mr beast 100,000 dollar duel

[@epicguy228]

Quality entertainment.

[@ryanmeyers7652]

What happened?

[@sniperpro-pi9dz]

@DooSalmon kinda

[@spaetzleking1405]

ludwig: plays the game correctly schlatt: vroom vroom wheels go brrrrrrrrt

[@slop4308]

You know that the real reason they call him wheels is because of what he did with a wheelchair back in 1990

[@mish6900]

oh no

[@kingbaco1233]

Probably did a sweet ollie

[@osky8020]

You mean the 24 toddler incident?

[@bitchboi7047]

He took a car and ran over 50 orphans. Their blood splattered all over his wheels.

[@DannyD0RIT0]

We all know Schlatt is a trained sniper. After what happened in '99

[@martatomasich9048]

Schlatt and Lud is the duo i didn't even think about but that we absolutely need more of

[@vampiresgrave]

absolutely factual.

[@MexiJovi]

Yep

[@bobobingus3155]

This is the most fucking thing ever

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

When you go bald, you become one of two people: Vin Diesel Or Steve Jobs

[@jauhoautisti1054]

The Rock?

[@tommysoulz]

Tyler1?

[@s.o.m3241]

pitbull 😎

[@roxaswright]

Mag1cal Terry Crews

[@bangganoerisputra9404]

The pope

[@maxnnnnn]

schlatt looks like he’s about to tell me stories about the civil war

[@bobobingus3155]

This is the most fucking thing ever

[@2hats355]

same

[@carsoncomplains]

“Shrouded in aluminum” and “sarcophagus of metal” when referring to a man in a wheelchair is especially funny to me

[@laxr2748]

I sometimes question Schlatt's sanity

[@elizabethschwermer7536]

i always question his sanity.

[@whyseul5195]

We all do

[@Some.username.idk.0]

He either has no sanity or all of it

[@micaharies]

sometimes? you must be new here

[@jschlattLIVE]

baba booey

[@TheNerdman01]

Schlatt in the community tab tomorrow: "Thinking about King Tut"

[@TeenageMutantZuckerTurtle]

“Thinking about the Enumclaw horse sex case”

[@sythlikesfrogs]

I wanna sleep on a bed that's made out of schlatt's voice

[@birbs_undrscr]

made of rocks

[@urpp8819]

made of new york

[@_danvasco]

Made of hanging babies

[@シツ-111]

made of timbs

[@aCosmicChula]

made of the pope

[@cheese_puff]

John F Kennedy been real quit since this dropped 🥶🥶🥶

[@fw_shwn]

I feel like Schlatt didn't think wheels was Ludwig, and just wanted to shoot a disabled person.

[@arluuwie]

I saw like 20 comments on people telling those mad at the dreamsmp to stop, and not a single comment of people expressing anger

[@g00go]

hate to ask but what happened with him ? why are people upset?

[@juliesun4722]

@@g00go schlatt was a dictator on dreams smp and kicked tommy and Wilbur, and now the fan base are mad at schlatt.

[@g00go]

@@juliesun4722 oh thats it? figured he said a slur or smth

[@juliesun4722]

@@g00go lol some of the smp fan base just does not pass the vibe check

[@Lume_Loves_Chocolate]

This video doesn't have anything to do with the dream smp ; - ;

[@sadia6503]

14:41 his growing look of concern-

[@leeping_bounds]

15:40 if you look closly, everyone is ratting shlatt out

[@marwahomar4929]

8:00 Schlatt be laughing like the joker

[@andrewmcfarlaneevans9297]

Now tell me he wouldn't be a great one

[@kadeihateyou7140]

Edit more yourself it's goated

[@dannyr.5755]

hearted pog

[@guyfieri4017]

𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝖕𝖔𝖌

[@NPTUNMN]

hearted pog

[@iamnotanorange6020]

hearted pog

[@z_remium2102]

hearted pog

[@iknowdavisdoesfitnessheisd4544]

Schlatt tomorrow: “can’t stop think about surrounding myself with aluminium”

[@baronbacku9984]

"thinking about mr. hands"

[@mor-du]

"thinking about wheels"

[@goofy8937]

“Thinking about King Tut”

[@guyfieri4017]

*”Thinking about shooting an Asian man”*

[@sarahere08]

8:05 the laugh scared me for a sec holy shit

[@jbabeb8328]

11:27 Schlatt is like the dad at a family dinner

[@paulparker2492]

schlatt tomorrow: thinking about the invention of the wheel in 3500 B.C.

[@rexagon]

Correct

[@Akku-21]

*Congratulations* you are correct

[@cousinnips3333]

i mean you’re not wrong

[@gingie2542]

I love that Schlatt's genius tactic against Ludwig's powers of deduction is just: *WHEELS*

[@way2dead4u]

Ludwig's face slowly contort into horror as he looks up the horse case Schlatt mentioned will never cease to make me cackle

[@panda-ec5hg]

I don’t understand how you shift the vibe from having a stroke to the chillest thing ever

[@panda-ec5hg]

He’s is a pure talent of a man

[@garmfield2977]

he has pure talent, man

[@littleolbear]

Boy, nothing like a bit of Jschlatt, ey lads?

[@andrewbernard9908]

Damn right

[@beans9288]

indeed. indeed

[@deplios7799]

I can’t believe they were just bloviating for 17 minutes.

[@lamosos]

Easy now, that's a gerund.

[@dylanrankin-df7ku]

"YOU CAN'T HIDE!" Schlatt said during his crimes of 1999.

[@constances.7378]

"What does tut mean?" "*says it actually correct*" "I will not question you ever again." Wise decision turtleneck

[@mankdemelord6974]

Boys: It’s always Wheels! *Men: It’s always the Monopoly Guy.*

[@Ashhley_the_shawty]

Coffee, Cheetoes, ChIcKEN

[@cosmicsupernora]

reject modernity, embrace tradition

[@plazxs281]

U mean the only guy who escaped the school shooting

[@budrowconye4928]

If I ever hear the words “soul read” in a public place I will immediately start panicking now

[@rileyblankenburg4069]

LMAO ME

[@taizomichael7294]

10:01 THE SQUEAKS ARE KILLING ME

[@max10dler]

“So I decided to play the one game that’s all about fitting in:” “Oh, so Among Us-“ “SPY PARTY.” “...”

[@roadbumped]

schlatt is the antagonist in every story

[@jsparks1787]

14:18 I’m very Surprised that Schlatt didn’t bring up the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory in this part.

[@averypossiblememelord1566]

14:34 He was a Boeing engineer? Damn, that’s some proper hands-on work right there.

[@caberknight9013]

I hear he was born in Unimclaw

[@skye7307]

"After Schlatt's intense Love Or Host with Minx, Alex Botez, and many other beautiful women who like him very much, and after Schlatt and Minx are cute together for 28 minutes straight (soon it will be Schlatt and Alex Botez being cute together), Schlatt challenges stand-up guy Ludwig to a game of Spy Party. Little does he know Schlatt only picks Wheels, the wheelchair-bound character who has lost all function in his legs and also looks and walks funny. After losing countless times in a row to Ludwig, who realizes Schlatt Only Picks Wheels during the first round they play, the viewer wonders why Schlatt keeps crawling back for more. I guess he's always been one to roll with the punches. Pause the Minecraft Speedrunning video, stop thinking about her and enjoy this masterpiece of a video from yours truly. How do people in wheelchairs go down the stairs? Fast and inefficiently."

[@guyfieri4017]

Jschlatt getting mad cooch 😳

[@jacksuke]

Schlatt laughing hysterically gives me life everytime ngl

[@itsyourboyuhhcameron3688]

people who are sending jschlatt death threats because of the dream smp, and you should agree, are disgusting people

[@gabeitch4484]

dream stans are almost as bad as kpoop stans

[@bellsteaparty]

it's truly disgusting. i feel so bad for schlatt, people are sending threats because of a bit.

[@itsyourboyuhhcameron3688]

@@bellsteaparty Exactly, it's so stupid

[@kasakro9829]

wait, i thought that happened months ago?? wtf happened

[@Tigerdazzledash]

@@kasakro9829 that was like 2 weeks agolol

[@hellowassuphi]

Me: "Alright can't way to watch this vi-" Jsclatt: WHEELS BABY, WHEELS

[@sverenagain]

i find it mildly hilarious that jschlatts scattered so many fake ages around for himself that everyones just kinda confused and then theres always that one person who is convinced hes actually 60 to have commited vehicular manslaughter back in 1975

[@AdminAbuse]

Sure, buddy

[@kairuwuu]

be careful when sorting by new you will find people that doesnt know what "roleplaying" means

[@Nobody-707]

just filtered it im having fun laughing at them

[@emilygordbort7300]

All I saw was some guy quoting bible verses and a lot of wheels The fuck about roleplaying?

[@hummingcow1550]

@@emilygordbort7300 it's 4 months ago

[@jacobisg0ne]

Schlatt tomorrow: “Thinking about being shrouded in aluminum.”

[@kingevandoesstuff]

"I'd say that September 8th, 2022 would be a pretty interesting day"

[@procrastinates]

when was this made again?

[@SuperBuildsInMC]

14:10 man Ludwig just thinks he has absolutely out brained schlatt here.

[@starlord7027]

Wheels looks like if Cillian Murphy became a professor instead of an actor

[@susannamiller6412]

Oh my god

[@spinchcore]

I KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR

[@veeshi_]

Ludwig: It was Wheels? Schlatt: *Always has been*

[@darksay8326]

Ludwigs horror at reading about the enumclaw incident is hilarious

[@codarino3870]

its dangerous drinking any liquid watching this man

[@kylewearscoolhats1393]

i know no one asked but i would like to explain why i live this comment so much: i am aware that the comment means that you will laugh and spit the liquids out but it could definitely be interpreted in a much different direction. imagine. you are in the same room as the man, the myth, the legend, Jschlatt himself and you think "i'm a bit parched i'll just drink some water" you go and pick up a cup of water and the second that cup of water touches your lips schlatt turns from across the room locks eyes with you and darts over in less than a second. he then proceeds to viciously slap the cup out of your hand berate you with insults harsh enough for you to feel like you want to cry then he says "you dare have the amount or disrespect to try and drink in the presence of a king??". The End

[@shahabbasi1888]

@@kylewearscoolhats1393 Please get to your point instead of putting out a long paragraph.

[@harryattwood2110]

lugwig and schlatt doing videos together is the combination i never knew i needed

[@jedgesulga6158]

everyone gangsta till this guy acts like a professional villain at dream smp Tbh he's a good actor, he played his roles nice and neatly. Idk why people hating him because he's being a bad person at the smp like wtf it's just a cavegame smh

[@ImBryanG]

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