Twitch Chat and I Invaded a Zoo with Artificial Intelligence

[@carprincess]

I do enjoy how Parkzer goes along with Doug's crazy antics while he's streaming. He's such a great part of the channel. Congrats to Doug on his victory!

[@1000_USD_giftcard_giveaway]

I might not be able to pull it off, but someone needs to make a webseries about those stories

[@brodiemorris2081]

@@1000_USD_giftcard_giveaway forgot to switch accounts?

[@ihaveagoddamnplanarthur]

RIGGED

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@ToostG94]

@@EEEEEEEE Is your only letter on your keyboard E?

[@TheOfficialPSI]

Parkzer is the mvp of this one. My guy was clearly having a bad day during the first call and assumed he was getting a call from Doug, not Douglas Douglas. Gets immediately asked "What if you were a koala breeding a goldfish?" with no explanation. 2nd call you can hear him dip into character when he answers before talking, even though clearly still frustrated. Then he pops in and is completely on board by the time he starts chatting. Gets another call, is clearly in a much better mood now after interacting with stream and chat. A true bro, and a true bromance.

[@Eeliphant1]

Agreed

[@ogfuzzy8631]

Imagine the people near parkzer hearing him talk on the phone but having no context

[@TroysMoviesGaming]

lmao

[@Orillion123456]

Parkzer didn't have any context either, so that's fair.

[@izabellafulop476]

Gay goldfish??????‽???????‽????????????

[@Allantitan]

@@Orillion123456 imagine others wondering why he looks so confused and concerned at the same time 😂

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@slayerman118]

Underrated moment in this video has to be the AI giving the Chotters a leader (Wiggly) and three lieutenants (Shiver, Hosepipe, and Zoot)... Only to immediately embrace the "short-term memory loss" trait the next turn, and never mention the Chotter lieutenants for the rest of the game.

[@DehydratedDarkness]

I also love how they were named as absurdly as possible. I have trouble coming up with a less coherent set of names than Shiver, Hosepipe and Zoot

[@mjamin9124]

the _best_ possible names for otters

[@Wired_User]

I think the best part of this video is when that one chatter got legitimately annoyed that Doug couldn’t find pictures of female gorillas and was explaining gorilla sexual dimorphism

[@jamessurnamepending1239]

i was annoyed too man. its not exactly fucking hard to understand. sagital crest=male no sagital crest=female

[@Rezinax]

@@jamessurnamepending1239 what the fuck is a sagittarius chest?

[@-Axio-]

@@jamessurnamepending1239 what the hell is a sagging taria chest

[@Aeternus75]

@@jamessurnamepending1239 what in the diddlydarndy is a San Antario Vest?

[@caonstepperunner107]

@@jamessurnamepending1239 what in the blazes is a surly crisp?

[@dapurpleturtle1697]

I can't believe I got hyped to hear that a goldfish's father was in fact the zoo welcome sign.

[@BananaWasTaken]

Harambe the very horny goldfish-sign

[@rohailsyed314]

Maury has nothing on this

[@goose93]

Literally peak fiction

[@raafmaat]

if anyone wants to check out that bit, its at 54:18

[@Mr_Taternater]

If you ever think that something is impossible, just remember that twitch chat managed to create an animal that looks like a female gorilla holding a gun by trying to breed fish and a giraffe/otter hybrid.

[@Voidio2454]

@Correct here is the full clip : of me not giving a fuck kzbin.info/www/bejne/rqepi52larWafZI

[@davidii4452]

Dont forget: they were both male

[@Mr_Taternater]

@@davidii4452 I can’t help that, I have short term memory loss.

[@DiscountCommander]

@@Voidio2454 thanks, I was looking for the clop

[@theendofthestart8179]

we did?

[@ghostderazgriz]

Pretty funny that the AI continues to recognize the lamas have guns but insists they use their tiny wieners for combat purposes.

[@kianbrusselbach6106]

I mean what are you more afraid of?

[@Ultrared1901]

reading this before the video confused ne thourougly

[@tuesday9670]

I mean... It's not like you can't use them for the same purpose...

[@LobbeWOW]

Maybe the AI was just mocking the llamas by purposely saying small wieners instead of guns.

[@mlpfanboy1701]

To be fair apperantly the AI considers a tiny wiener to be the most powerful thing ever.

[@CreepyBEEF]

"Well, if you want to eat a horse, we have one for you. Only it's a dead gorilla." - The Cult of Chotters 2022

[@craigyeah1052]

I can't believe this was a year ago.

[@BigMan-ce5yk]

@@craigyeah1052 Wow

[@ShadyDoesContent]

@@craigyeah1052 How time flies...

[@cb_br_jp1623]

@@craigyeah1052 really a r/technicallythetruth moment

[@sollec9279]

@@ShadyDoesContent Yeah, It feels like it was yesterday...

[@pixlv6384]

I love that Parkzer was utterly confused by what Doug was asking, and then is defending chat on why a koala version of himself should be responsible for the birth of fish bears

[@ggundercover3681]

Man parkzer s the best

[@plasmakitten4261]

What watching a DougDoug stream live does to a mfer

[@Door227]

Simply entering into the twitch chat enters you into the hive mind

[@Frogman920]

Parkzer actually provided a pretty good point, but Doug was too stupid to understand.

[@alfredandersson875]

@@Frogman920he did not. Doug rigged a lot but def not that

[@lizzyfredrick2363]

SPOILERS: My favorite part was when the penguins gained sentience somehow and were really confused on the dead gorilla offering and called out chat for making decisions that they thought were funny rather than being rational.

[@theactualmasterbeef]

It felt like the AI begging chat and Doug to stop torturing it with these prompts.

[@deloptin545]

You say spoilers but that sentence is so incomprehensible that it barely spoils anything

[@theoriginaldemiurge]

@@deloptin545 I know right, if I didn't watch the video I might have thought he just made it up.

[@JayTohab]

Can't be a spoiler if it's incomprehensible 😏

[@EpicLaserMage7198]

@@deloptin545 out of context, it makes no sense. In context, it makes no sense.

[@zappywolf682]

I love that Parkzer can be doing anything and will immediately drop it because Doug called. Parkzer was so confused so he checked out what was happening and then genuinely started lawyer-ing for the Chotters

[@sponthemon]

I can't believe that all these years it was actually us that killed Harambe... what have we done?

[@silvervader9782]

Technically, it was Parkzer, which is why he’s in the run

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@SJ9001]

@@silvervader9782 A lawyer told me that if one party compels another party to take action and they take that action, then the first party can be held responsible for the consequences, so Chat did it, it checks out.

[@silvervader9782]

Damn those lawyers

[@rebelfriend5327]

"I shouted out who killed the Kennedy's? When after all it was you and me"

[@gracegirl1086]

Finally! So proud of Doug for finally winning one! Also, Doug and Parkzer's conversations all ending with "love you, bye" "ok" is just hilarious.

[@shadowyzephyr]

The AI really hates Doug, even after he won it tried to make him lose anyway lol

[@rickswordfire4774]

Doug finally discarded logic and embraced the nonsense. The fish-sign hybrid ended up winning him the game.

[@saiyanfang1047]

he lost in the end

[@shadowyzephyr]

@@rickswordfire4774 I love how the obviously logical things to do end up being not that useful, but the things that actually work are the most nonsensical ridiculous things. It's like the AI is perpetually drunk and horny.

[@nikolozgilles]

SAY IT BAAAAACK

[@phillipjohn4800]

Parkzer really is the main character. No one says things like 'clown fiesta' if they aren't the main character

[@DandDgamer]

His legal argument was legendary

[@jojogacha974]

He’s the childhood best friend z crew is chat at 50% power a crew is 100% and alphabet crew is chat at 9999% power

[@Blue-fg8vt]

​@@jojogacha974 nah you messed up. z crew and a crew are co main characters, rivals and love interests for each other. DougDoug is the head villian. Alphabet crew is a fusion between a crew and z crew. Number crew is the dark parallel version of alphabet crew, and Doug's pawn

[@jojogacha974]

@@Blue-fg8vt no most of the time when it’s a crew vs z crew a crew wins meaning a crew is main character at full power and z crew is 50% power and alphabet crew is over 9000% and dougdoug is the main villain who never beats twitch chat

[@carranz4]

I just love how the AI always kept stating that Doug's team had tiny wieners

[@xandersoukal]

just like doug.. they inherit his traits

[@TheSpog]

The ending is one to behold. Truly a Douglas Douglas moment.

[@torchiceo158]

So who fucking won

[@buettarrr]

@@torchiceo158 ur mom

[@crazygoose5868]

@@torchiceo158 chat cause doug lost all his animals at the end

[@xenofastiq]

@@crazygoose5868 The bonus prompt doesn't count though

[@aboveaphid]

@@xenofastiq But it showed Doug’s points go to 0 signifying that Chat won

[@michaelanderson6394]

I love these AI story videos so much. It goes off the rails so much and they make me lose my mind laughing. Thank you so much for making these.

[@prestontheruler9332]

@yes NOBODY ASKED

[@pacevy3798]

@Correct Link to the clip : Correct abusing an animal kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYe0kKSertSXhpY

[@mariustan9275]

This place has more bots than a casual Tf2 server

[@CristataArt]

God, I can't stop laughing at Parkzer's complete and utter confusion, poor dude 😂😅

[@GZilla311]

22:35 "What would you say to the goldfish?" "… WHAT." "You heard me." He probably wishes he hadn’t.

[@jorgemtzb9359]

"Love you, bye!" "ok bye"

[@haldalas]

Even his intro to the call sounded like some kind of code phrase to confirm he wasn’t being watched: “this hotel is a clown fiesta”

[@GZilla311]

@@haldalas Or to confirm he was.

[@cyan3714]

Otter confusion

[@BearFiorda]

Parkzer: *clearly exhausted, confused, and cranky at a random hotel* Doug:🐟+🍆🐨…🤔?

[@BiscuitisCool]

LOL

[@hiveling-111]

🐟🏳️‍🌈 🐨

[@spingleboygle]

LMFAO 💀🪦

[@Nittle69420]

GLOB!!!!

[@IasagnaEater5618]

"this hotel is a clown fiesta."

[@Vichroma]

i love how we went from literal space wars to The Zoo

[@ord3r781]

Next is either going to be a new continent or Doug’s backyard

[@Pineapplebob1775]

Origins of the war between Doug and chat

[@fx-seso]

I would honestly love fan made maps of different things (planets, countries, cities, etc.) be involve

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@sergioguzman4550]

reject evolution. go back to monkey.

[@corknaut]

30:05 i seriously can't stop thinking about parkzer's message here. roe being his "fourth favorite sushi dish" is one of the funniest fucking bits of lore i've ever heard a real person drop because 4 is just.. that's such a weird number of favorites to have. having a #1 dish is fine, having a top 3 lineup is fine, but anything past 3 seems to imply he keeps an organized running list of _every single sushi dish_ ranked by personal taste, which is actually 100% consistent with everything we have ever seen parkzer do and say. it just hits that signature parkzer so-normal-it's-bizarre sweet spot in a way that im dubbing 'radical straightman-ism'

[@wsawbi6402]

To be fair there are a lot of sushi options to try

[@rushi5638]

It only seems that way to us because we have smol brain and can only track the top 3. Parkzer is a world famous harvard lawyer cop. He keeps tabs on his top 10.

[@tentativegazer]

I absolutely love the idea of a "radical straight man" like the idea of a normal guy in in a weird world except he's so aggressively normal he's actually weird by even our standards is so good and I'm actually angry I haven't seen it yet.

[@cowking2870]

Parkzer is truly the best Doug Cinematic Universe character

[@crazym8211]

unlike his Coala self

[@hasong5248]

After conquering the solar system, Doug and Chat had to go even farther than before, on a completely new scale. They set their eyes on conquering a ZOO

[@BLOCKYCFBREAL]

@Correct nice one

[@latif36]

But your a bot

[@BLOCKYCFBREAL]

@@latif36 everyone is a bot because among us is dead and now stop

[@swellsauceFourNumbers]

@@BLOCKYCFBREAL Can I too be a bot?

[@snickle1980]

​@@swellsauceFourNumbers Bots i can handle in 2023...Kooties too. _But the AI are coming to these comment sections on youtube Very soon._ 😐 We'll have _no shot_ against that sort of fuCCery. 😁 Our Finest Trolls and highly skilled shtposting wall-writers will get ratiod over and over again by machines... They'll be politically weaponized and witty AF. And once we begin to realize how many AI are in the comment sections, We'll learn to stop writing here. Granted, it's just one possible future... but I think we're going to miss these old bots one day.

[@EmperorofThings]

I love how Butch's response to almost everything is " I'm a gorilla. "

[@baofleurence7650]

Even though he isn't a gorilla.

[@shyguygaming5397]

It’s a flawless disguise

[@DehydratedDarkness]

​@@shyguygaming5397Meet the spy

[@tinkerermelon6599]

The fact no one tried to resurrect Harambe disappoints me immeasurably

[@gremlinwc8996]

But at least his legacy lives on with the Very Horny Fish-Sign

[@BaskervilleLacie]

directly resurrecting harambe wasn't allowed, not even trying, because it'd be too powerful, basically guaranteeing +2 points if not more at that turn. instead it was decided that if harambe were to come back it had to be a spontaneous AI decision, exactly like what had happened to saul goodman

[@lincolnehret]

@@BaskervilleLacieDidn’t saul turn into jesus or something wild like that 💀

[@Cheapiebeepie]

Crocs gotta eat

[@head_snapss7587]

They forgot.

[@sennestt]

'Intelligence' is a strong term for this stream

[@icantdeletethishelpme]

@p o p this is a recipe for air fryer potato wedges. dont click on that

[@robert.7230]

@@icantdeletethishelpme it's a bot don't respond to them

[@typicalasianguy1805]

@@icantdeletethishelpme Potato wedges? Sounds like a deal!

[@miadesynced]

You could even say a *short* term

[@Aymelia-colon3]

Chris Snack and his brothers are more intelligent.

[@DerLibertin]

DougDoug losing to the Chat must feel like losing Smash Bros to a toddler who is only pressing random buttons

[@Trooper_ChloeM]

No, No.... It's losing to a well organized group who always has a plan.

[@e-tan3911]

@@Trooper_ChloeM That plan often times involves hitting random buttons and seeing if it works.

[@Trooper_ChloeM]

@@e-tan3911 Pretty Solid plan, it usually works.

[@DerLibertin]

@@HerohammerStudios I know but this is also applicable to single rounds.

[@reallycantthinkofausername487]

@@Jehty_ not canon

[@jackhinkley8133]

An idea: fighting as grocery products in a mall/grocery store, so like an annoying orange, sentient microwave monks, rabbid furbies, or an army of manniquin popes. Doug Doug would obviously be a bell pepper legion.

[@mariustan9275]

Then what would Twitch Chat be? The annoying orange?

[@anthonydavid3348]

@@mariustan9275 I wholeheartedly stand by this idea

[@jackhinkley8133]

@@mariustan9275 yes. 😈🍊

[@Door227]

@@mariustan9275twitch chat should probably be more something purple but that sounds good too

[@mariustan9275]

@@Door227 I just thought of the most thematically appropriate fruit I could think of.

[@xenoraptor4714]

I have an idea for this to make this fun series even more chaotic: *taking over parts of time with a time machine*

[@KazoooGod]

that would be awsome

[@NigelMelanisticSmith]

That sounds great. It reminds me of that PBS Show Dinosaur Train

[@hihey229]

I don't think NovelAI would fare well against that

[@Tyranitar.]

Yeah. “BREED WITH THE DRAGON FROM THE FUTURE.”

[@nandesz5756]

Please I really want that

[@CaitlynRobotallian]

As a primatology student, the sagittal crest saga was probably one of the funniest things that happened on this channel

[@appointmenteer]

funnily enough it has helped me notice the difference between male and female gorillas. now i will always know about the sagatarus dresses

[@undefeatableking8745]

I need the timestamp of the start of the saggitla crests saga pls

[@UselessProDuck]

@@undefeatableking8745 20:08

[@guacre2675]

​@@appointmenteerYou mean the 2022 Great Sagittarius Mess?

[@jku9936]

Well isn't that just prime.

[@jerbe4r270]

The monkeys using gorilla suits is like a mech

[@noborge]

Unfortunately it wasn't really shown, but harambe very nearly got the disguised as gorilla trait If it actually happened it would have been hilarious.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@superwhatevergamin9634]

What monkeys?

[@liamvachon8782]

Gorilla Lagann

[@GusThePrankster]

@@noborge He's disguised as himself

[@dangerousrobot9692]

The irony of the sagittal crest stuff is that, obviously some people in chat dramatized it but they were right that the sagittal crest is a real thing that's part of primatology but like the boy who cried wolf since twich chat makes up so much crap doug didn't believe them. lmao

[@Zer-Esy]

PLEASE never end this series!!!

[@R-BGamingUK]

He should do a 2nd version of his first video but with a twist: Its 1936

[@Somedude616]

One of the best series he ever made

[@Thomas_H._Smith]

I say next he should do invading Disney World where each land is a point.

[@cjvand3080]

Reminds me of Lamas with hats

[@FateAndFolly]

@@Somedude616 not to mention one of the only. Doug mostly does one-off content, but I definitely prefer stuff like this and the 1hp skyrim thing

[@Nekrotix12]

I love how they tried to argue that the children belonged to the chat. "See I know I ate your babies, but you wouldn't have even HAD these new babies if it weren't for me, so I own them actually."

[@Luma-ht6sg]

Spoilers So chat owns Europe, the USA, and the entirety of space while Doug owns a random zoo?

[@jojogacha974]

No we own the zoo

[@Prototype_8]

Don't forget about heaven and hell

[@Jdlm-xx7qc]

And don't forget God and Satan with angel saul

[@crazym8211]

Those are alternate timelines

[@Kennedy_E13]

Weeding through the story will take me years. All thanks to Kennedy btw

[@BlueDavrial]

Man huge props to Parkzer for fully indulging in the nonsense once he joined in the chat

[@noiwontsignyourarmpit5263]

I appreciate that Parkzer started by being confused and uninterested, but eventually came to fight for custody over the fish-bears.

[@robert.7230]

What happened to give you this name. Who asked for this.

[@rivy-lurk-869]

@@robert.7230 None but that is why it is based

[@dustinzacharias8227]

He went from America, to Europe, then the galaxy. Since it’s harder to get bigger, he is now going smaller. I imagine the next episode will be about dominating a backyard or something of that nature, then a living room, then a carpet, and eventually using ai to see who would win in a Petri dish.

[@hypermaeonyx4969]

It was Europe to America to the Solar System not galaxy. Have a good day

[@LuperisNone]

​@@hypermaeonyx4969 I WILL! HAPPY NEW YEARS! FREND!

[@dustinzacharias8227]

@@hypermaeonyx4969 oh shut up man you get my point

[@mariustan9275]

@@LuperisNone HAPPY NEW YEAR Maybe the next one should be Asia. It's pretty big, and ot would be really funny to see all the anime references twotch chat inevitably makes

[@HamazuraGOD]

@@mariustan9275 chat delegating one of the smallest aspects of culture from one of the smallest countries in the largest continent and making it the BIGGEST thing about that continent is a very chat thing to do

[@dinodewd4740]

Surprised we didn’t have the hair giraffes try and eat the other hair giraffes since they were cannibals. Or have the crocodiles accidentally combust in front of the pandas who are afraid of red

[@soriso717]

@Clu Rosencrans He sorta kept the rats after they rebelled, so it’s even

[@billiamswartz2355]

I mean, to be fair, we did have short term memory loss

[@PoorManatee6197]

@Clu Rosencrans During all this series doug has been giving things to chat that they didnt deserve, he could have win a couple times if he was actually fair with these things.

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@PoorManatee6197 Doug deserves justice, from himself I guess

[@Jack_is_A_fan]

“Parkzer kept on spraying mayo on the hippos” is DEFINITELY the weirdest sentence I’ve heard today 39:49

[@The-official-grindel]

Congrats on having Dougdoug Clips officially join the team! That’s really exciting!

[@hahanosrryggl223]

@Chad 007 air fry a sentient bell pepper

[@Dragon_640]

When?

[@The-official-grindel]

@@Dragon_640 As of today, you can see the dougdoug clips channels community post

[@Dragon_640]

@@The-official-grindel Alright, that's cool! Thank you for the information.

[@EnderrBoi]

grindel

[@Jackoff_icial]

was wondering where it would go after the solar system. this seems like the natural progression of things yeah

[@neminem233]

The crocodile bit was unironically so cohesive it feels like a real person wrote it. And that ending... that was an ending for the ages

[@ArmundJay]

i absolutely adore the little pause between "bye Parkzer, love you!" and "..okay, bye,"; it seems like it's filled with contemplation, resignation, and acceptance all at once. he's a saint for putting up with your antics lmao

[@Legomaster-jv8ll]

Next time: Doug and Chat conquer a playground! Who will control the monkey-bars?

[@johnpett1955]

Probably twitch chat. They got the monkeys disguised as gorillas, however doug will take the slide.

[@robert.7230]

No that's too small.

[@robert.7230]

Maybe a school?

[@aclaymushroomwithaberet7084]

this

[@adamice2526]

Sounds cool, but I think Doug said that next time they'll do Disneyland

[@oldmanjeffrey]

I actually caught the end of this livestream and let me say, it was exactly as intense as it looked. Congrats Doug.

[@thisguyisfine1512]

@Not gonna lie , you suck

[@oldmanjeffrey]

@Correct that was kind of this whole video though, no? 😂

[@ezrastewart543]

@Not gonna lie, Jeffrey, you are extremely awesome, cool and epic!

[@serpent2776]

Doug was kind of dominating for the last couple hours tho

[@plasma2853]

@Not gonna lie , idk how many people are gonna milk this name but have fun

[@MikayaAkyo]

I half expected the Fish-Sign Hybrid's Trait to be "Dead" so he'd instantly lose it again xD

[@erikaz1590]

...you ever wonder if Parkzer will get a client and then they'll just randomly in the middle of consultation, go 'Wait, are you Parkzer, the koala lawyer who tried to mate with a goldfish but couldn't because they were gay?'

[@kocisz120]

Parkzer is like the most straightforward, brutaly honest, polite person on the planet. How is he a real person.

[@SILVERF0X13]

Definitely appreciate taking things down in scale. This one was the funniest yet. Wish I had made it to that stream.

[@SentinalSlice]

It was such a weird stream.

[@SILVERF0X13]

@@SentinalSlice Weird in general or weird for DougDoug streams? There's a pretty big difference.

[@Grane1234]

@@SILVERF0X13 There's a difference?

[@mcrafter_hi4265]

Weird in general. For DougDoug streams it was pretty normal ;D

[@mariustan9275]

Maybe the next area they take over is Asia. They already did Europe and America the country, so why not the continet next to Europe. I can already see the anime references Twitch chat will inevitably make.

[@Predator20357]

Doug won by exploiting Chat’s weakness, having short term memory loss. Quite the satisfying victory I say. Too bad Doug Doug dropped the W

[@jojogacha974]

He was trying to rig it but parkzer saved us

[@FunButterfly06]

We had memory loss? I must've forgotten.

[@the_fallen_redditor6693]

The monkeys being disguised as gorillas completely broke me and I just started uncontrollably cackling

[@nerdwithahintoflemon6964]

Doug saying “Love you” to Parkzer and him responding with “Okay” summarizes their relationship pretty well.

[@alexcoleman6199]

Great video, but I had an extremely difficult time trying to explain what I was laughing so hard at to my mom.

[@alexbrown8618]

I like your name

[@bashfulwolfo6499]

I’ve already described what has happened in the previous ones to my mom while they were happening, and I will do it again

[@Lincolnium_]

Exactly… lmao

[@Redbean3141]

Same

[@segplayz4519]

this one was extremely close, but seeing doug win actually win instead of being destroyed by chat's plot armor was crazy also the part where Parkzer kept saying "WHY WONT YOU EAT MY BANANAS?!" was extremely funny

[@Hiroakiarai88]

chat won

[@wobblywack5531]

@@Hiroakiarai88 Doug W

[@Hiroakiarai88]

@@wobblywack5531 clearly you are a fed

[@getthedunkon9347]

@@Hiroakiarai88 He short term memory loss

[@zacharygilmore1075]

@@Hiroakiarai88 If Doug can admit defeat in the Solar System war after Twitch Chat ate the cheese moon, he definitely wins here.

[@Lewd-Tenant_Isan]

Missed opportunity from Twitch chat to call themselves the "Otter-man Empire"

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

That's otterly amazing!😂

[@ScorbunGame]

How much of Doug's chaos do you think Parker is used to?

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

Parkzer: *Mind numbing confusion* I'd say -80%.

[@cursedGalataea]

Yes

[@theothetorch8016]

Bare minimum x)

[@Temmie4Life]

Its parkzer.

[@Blue-fg8vt]

I like how Doug said he won't make evrey one a video yet he's made all four so far videos. And that all are Great so far.

[@asir9129]

he said he won't make every one what a video? i don't follow the streams

[@Blue-fg8vt]

@@asir9129 ai invasion...the subject of the video

[@megadizzy9320]

I think he mostly means that he’ll only make videos on the ones that have especially good content within them, like this one and all the ones before it And if by some unlucky chance he does an AI invasion stream that’s nothing but a 6 hour slog, he won’t do a video on that Hopefully that day never comes tbh

[@lyvectra8442]

@@megadizzy9320 Yeah. He said that he didn't think all of these would become videos, but he said this when he was making the first one (Europe invasion) and wasn't sure if it would be good content or a slog. As it turned out, this became the best content ever, therefore so far all of them have been edited into polished videos.

[@flatlandermusic5907]

It may be a small detail, but I really appreciate the fact that Doug's mic volume is all normalized. Other streamers I watch don't do that, so it's nice to see it here

[@day7163]

What do you mean by normalized?

[@flatlandermusic5907]

@@day7163 I mean that there aren't really any spikes or drops in audio level. Everything is mostly the same volume

[@minefrac1]

@@day7163 if flatlander didn't answer your question, I think I can. No matter whether Doug is whispering or yelling, the volume of his voice stays constant. If you were to put his mic audio into a volume visualizer, the volume would never go above a certain point, or the volume it was normalized at.

[@mintytoasted]

makes me wonder if this was done in post or live? not super tech savvy in terms of live streaming set ups and audio.

[@flatlandermusic5907]

@@mintytoasted could be either tbh, never watched a stream so idk. But Doug does mess around with FL studio and is tech savvy, so it would surprise me if he just set it up in-stream.

[@Ch1l1C0nCarnag3]

Chat's approach of breeding everything is actually genius. With every new species they create, they create a new point that did not exist before. So all they need to do is create more species than there are in the zoo in the first place and win by swarm mentality.

[@MichaelMyers3000]

This was one amazing and confusing hour of my life that I needed

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@the_doug_digital]

46:57 The penguins here talking to themselves are like the equivalent of a 4th wall break

[@unprofesional_tw1820]

I love how parkzer’s legal argument is “I caused the fish to mate, so their my kids” meaning anyone who successfully set 2 people up to dates has a legal right to their children

[@uckyspindrill4114]

Whenever Doug calls Parkzer he is always in the strangest situations

[@CathyDotUK]

The ending is just the ai telling doug that he cheated too much and that he was disqualified

[@tjmonkey5795]

Ha

[@crazygoose5868]

He cheated when

[@CathyDotUK]

@@crazygoose5868 do you think that diablo the cheater didn't

[@spacem80]

I was about to question why not represent the Fish Bears with a picture of that sea bear thing from SpongeBob but then I remembered they look exactly like they hair giraffes.

[@yuki97kira]

Suffering from short term memory loss indeed

[@NixityNullt]

4:29 Elephant: I am an Elephant Wiggly: and I took that personally

[@The-EJ-Factor]

I don’t like floor for the mere fact that it is floor 😅

[@deceit7741]

I genuinely haven't laughed this hard in years. Please never stop this series.

[@seekay8079]

the fact that doug just forgets that the cult of chotters has short term memory loss is hilarious

[@serv3534]

tfw it's contagious and affects him aswell

[@moncalimarimoncalimari8964]

I love how the Dougama Herd coincidentally captures the Welcome Sign on four different occasions.

[@Highersire2]

And thus, the great Twitch chat and dougdoug war continues.

[@FreshestCool]

@Chad 007 who are you

[@Predator20357]

All because Doug Doug decided to play by the rules that has so often beaten him.

[@yuki97kira]

The AI starts with roasting doug..idk why but strangely, it feels in character

[@gamemultiplier1750]

Other people characterized the AI as hating Doug in the previous invasions, and they screwed over Doug in the end, so pretty much in character.

[@brassholee]

this guy went from invading the solar system to invading less than a square mile

[@paledrake]

It's about the little things in life you know?

[@thisisafox1961]

I love the long running quest of Doug trying to get Parkzer to say "I love you" back.

[@murph3292]

I can tell the editor put alot of thought into this one, it's so good

[@GayestWinston]

I agree. I like to watch the VODs of these, but it's always nice to get a refined version that is easy to follow

[@lDontExist]

This is the first video of this type I’ve watched and holy crap this was intense. I was genuinely invested in the story.

[@mouldydorito2918]

Parkzers character development from a professional lawyer that regained possession of his fish bear children to a crazed beast desperate for Harambe to touch his bananas is truly heartbreaking.

[@stekarkaytrio3268]

I can just imagine the polar bears or the parrots just siting around and being bored and someone says "I wonder what's going on in the rest of the zoo" and another one looks and just sees the hairy giraffes, the alpacas holding guns, a goldfish breeding with a sign or anything and just saying "do you really want to know"

[@Cory_]

This is becoming one of my favorite series on KZbin.

[@Flitch300]

28:12 - The TTS message: "Do you know someone named Adam?"" The TTS: "Do you know someone named Parkzer?" Me: "bruh." 😂

[@Tepalus]

Doug: "The sign gives NO points, and it's not a ressource!" Also Doug: "Let's breed a goldfish with the sign" I call RIGGED! lol

[@The-EJ-Factor]

He could have just allowed it to count as a resource and won as soon as he got harambe

[@deranemira7230]

@@The-EJ-Factor yeah but choose at the start to not to it was his choice

[@FinetalPies]

It still didn't count as a resource in the end, but its child did

[@spongytrout7462]

The sign wasn’t a resource the hybrid was

[@colinleebakewell]

i believe his words were the sign is not an animal or resource so maybe parkzer might have to get on this case!! great video tho

[@Ahmettozekko]

The part where Parkzer is trying to convince Harambe to touch his bananas and getting more and more angry because he doesn't want to touch them is the best part of the stream.

[@SunBro_63]

Doug, you need to make more videos like these. I love them.

[@Mart1n192]

@Correct stfu extremely well timed bot

[@MarsAres]

The AI is always interested in helping its own story. It doesn't matter what Doug types, the next line the AI generates is almost always "But/Unfortunately, that didn't work lol"

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

That's a very frustrating thing about AI. It's just like lucid dreams that aren't actually in full control no matter how much you try to guide the story! Sometimes AI gets stuck in loops or WON'T do something!

[@McSandwich121]

Every time, these videos get funnier and funnier. I'm constantly cracking up with these AI Risk games.

[@ApexBrachydios]

Spoilers: The greatest part of this stream was when Parkzer managed to sue for custody of the fishbears. Incredible

[@UwUnicode]

The cycle is broken. He won.

[@pholidia8175]

Impressed by how climactic the final play was. In one move it gave a conclusion to the plot threads of the abomination offspring, the welcome sign, harambe and the general conquering of the animal kingdom. Couldn't have written it better myself.

[@AussieBall_Animations]

I love how he went from invading space to invading a zoo

[@RoyalFusilier]

I figured things were going to go very Feral with the way Novel AI and a lot of these systems work. Where the text itself extremely strongly influences what comes next; in other words, one mention of genitalia will bring more almost certainly. I'll bet that stuff has an especially strong 'weight' with the AI because there's stories that mention dick, and stories that don't, and the two groups strongly correlate with each other. Still love these AI Invasion streams, some of my favorite content. Every time it proves that VeggieTales had us dialed in more and more, as our entertainment gets more randomly generated by the year.

[@robertallan8035]

Also I notice that whenever the thing being attempted has “try”, it always results in failure. “Saul goodman tries to blow up the Utah FBI” always ends in “unfortunately, the Utah FBI shoots him before he can get inside.”

[@ZeroRelevance]

Plus, this absurb premise also meant that all of the responses would be absurd too, which made it even better

[@anonymous71207]

Weedeater

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@OlOleander]

I just love how quickly and thoroughly chat was willing to play along with the short-term memory loss bit. Kudos, chat!

[@suffering9481]

What bit? We had this stream?

[@WingedMourner]

I don't what your talking about. There was no stream?

[@laraschroeder5195]

WHERE AM I???

[@timtamtube3683]

This series is the best thing that has ever happened to me

[@eiya2003]

I've easily watched this 20 times since it came out. Hearing "They are led by an alpaca named Precious, who has a Very small penis" still makes me burst out laughing every single time🤣

[@hydeme]

Its her most important trait after all

[@abyschaaf6985]

I love the way the ai seems just a little more coherent as time goes on, like it's still wild, but the way it remembered to keep bringing Jillian back randomly is crazy skilled

[@dazcarrr]

i never imagined that the AI would be more unhinged when telling a zoo story than when master chief and yoda were fighting to take over uranus

[@8003458]

Thank you DougDoug the Twitch chat vs you is really entertaining. It combines the elements of your masterful storytelling and twitch chats characteristic to latch onto whatever is relevant to them currently. Plus competition. Plus chaotic third party ai doing it’s best to your prompts. Side thought; Jocat also has lots of experience in DND story telling. I wonder what would happen if you guys collaborated with twitch chat. He could voice some of the other characters the third party AI creates. Potentially really immersive.

[@ApexBrachydios]

"you being nearby while my fish have sex does not mean that you own their children parkzer"

[@spiffy3430]

Twitch chat at this point can be Doug Doug’s biggest enemy

[@spiffy3430]

@yes thanks for the air fryer potatoes, this is actually helpful

[@neilmartinez4619]

Is it not already?

[@lordofgeese2739]

I want to feel the sheer dread Parkzer must feel whenever he gets a call and realises it's from Doug.

[@ryko1478]

I feel proud of being the guy who said that Doug's team should be called dougmas, even though i wasn't in the rest of the stream and he changed it in the video to dougamas for some reason

[@RulerOfCheese]

I like how Doug tries to make sense with his invasion while chat is just like I make my otters into nukes