Korone Keeps Making Increasingly Cursed Choices in the Game of Life, SMOK in Shambles [Hololive]

Korone's life rapidly goes off the rails, but she's the one rocking the minecart. Violently.
Korone, Okayu, Subaru, and Mio, play "The Game of Life" during a SMOK off-collab.
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[@JustChiaki]

The sequence of Korone going into debt to get surgery so that she can keep being an idol, getting married to help pay off that debt, and then immediately quitting being an idol due to getting married is such a perfectly set up punchline. You can't even script this kind of comedy lol. Mio's plan to have 99 children and several professional baseball teams made up of those children was also pretty good too. This version of Life seems crazy lol

[@Mukyoukai]

I loved how they called Okayu "Black Jack", referencing the manga, when she had to perform the career-saving throat surgery

[@Starfall01]

​@@Mukyoukai"I... am just feeling alive.. "

[@casteanpreswyn7528]

Korone: of course you can pick a girl Also Korone: which one of these suckers can I milk the most money from?

[@Colopty]

She might be a leech, but she's an equal opportunity leech.

[@shankingbuddy3629]

the more options, the merrier

[@dekudude8888]

When it comes to making money, why limit your options?

[@bigbakaboon]

"All my debt is paid off......I'm gonna buy the space station. Maybe NASA will send me gifts." god i love this doggo.

[@Razdotgg]

Oh this is what I've been waiting for. Out of everyone, Korone just keeps getting bad rolls throughout the game lmao, but somehow pushed through the end.

[@ThatchNetherfold]

And somehow not being in last place.

[@NotAGingerISwear]

It's funny how a bad session in game of life is actually better at depicting life lol

[@riventv4927]

So another day for the Yubi eating Doog?

[@justadummy8076]

@@ThatchNetherfoldof course it’s ducking Subaru who ends up last 😂😂😂

[@Saihamaru]

"you might have lived a stable and prosperous life.... but was it any fun?" - the mad dog korone

[@ethanfreeman1106]

The Mad Dog "Owner of A Space Station" Korone

[@Speed001]

Aka inu

[@01100101011100100111]

Reminds me of Sseth talking about playing engineer in _Synthetik_ "Roll the dice. Take the chance. Wager your entire life. BUY EVERYTHING. Throw it all away, only to get it back, tenfold!"

[@Razdotgg]

Out of all that. Korone: Becomes an idol. Rejected her future husband after having a childhood friend arc with the guy Actively tries to stay at her idol career. Even paying 100 million yen to stay Actually changed her mind on said husband Asked to propose him with a 77% chance Gets married With 200 million yen in debt Forced to quit idol job due to being married Husband becomes a mangaka, so it's okay Manages to pay it all off gets into debt again Becomes a chef Wins a lot of money from game shows and vegas Lastly, she owns a spaceship house. Man I love Korone lmao. She is indeed crazy doggo.

[@errorcopythat]

This is what life is like, there are lots of ups and downs and you end up in strange places you couldn't have imagined, like space

[@venkaramon]

​@@errorcopythatespecially if youre a doggo who picks things out of random whims most of the time

[@johnokland1652]

Lol damn what kinda of doujin's is he selling at the artist alley in comiket if they can afford a space station 😂😂

[@wchan39]

​@@johnokland1652Imagine that, making a doujinshi based on what happened in a playthrough of The Game of Life.

[@Razdotgg]

​@@johnokland1652On some Naruto/AoT/MHA/Jojo/Evangelion levels of popular manga that would make Makoto have space station money lmao

[@emoboywill]

Only Korone would think “im so sad I’m going to turn into to a Christmas tree for awhile” and thats why we love her

[@Not_MissHina]

And somehow had a house in space, goddamn

[@SeanCrosser]

Makoto be like "My Childhood Sweetheart Became An Idol In Debt And She Just Proposed To Me?!"

[@Pluveus]

That's how they got out of debt, that's a crazy manga idea.

[@scavengersix2161]

Makoto's manga biography, 妻の借金が止まらない！, got picked up by a major animation studio and was a smashing success. The spinoff, 妻がローンを組んだのは…宇宙ステーション?! did even better, and remained near the top of the ratings board the entire time it was airing.

[@Ausdrake]

@@scavengersix2161 "My Wife Took out a Loan... On a Space Station?!" killed me lmao, haven't laughed that hard in a while. Also a genuinely funny concept for a manga series haha

[@theflame7153]

I’m sure someone is making this manga as time passes. The life of Korone “The bread Dog”

[@66Xeno]

Korone finally getting out of debt and then deciding to buy the space station was the best insane thing I've seen today. XD

[@wolfwoof4446]

Korone's life here was nothing short of a roller coaster! And the comedic timing was stupidly hilarious lol. The fact that she was desperate to marry makoto but then had to unintentionally quit being an idol had me lmao

[@pon3d120]

The other girls even warned her too.

[@Arkaeuss]

Japanese game of life looks wild.

[@tsuk1mi]

Far better than the abomination of the US version one

[@flowerdolphin5648]

Looks amazing. So much more personality. I really want the JP game of life in English.

[@johnokland1652]

The real funny part is Subaru through no fault of her own and doing everything normally take a loss to the lucky dog idol and her space station eroge artist husband after they overcome like over 70 million usd worth of debt

[@snailthelostcow63]

Scarily realistic

[@XykloneHL]

You know it’s a good stream when JShay creates an anime episode length clip of it

[@anthonyrebuffo9509]

They all married women exept the one desperatly trying to get out of crippling debt. Checks out.

[@brentoni2922]

Anyone else wish there was an English translation of the Japanese version of game of life? It seems more interesting than the English version.

[@goldcakes]

I know enough Japanese to play it but my family doesn't, so yes I do wish it had an English translation. If someone could get the source code for the game and provided the text is stored as text not images, it would be possible to make an unofficial English translation for jailbroken switches and emulators.

[@Tiavals]

Wow, this version of Game of Life seems SUPER much better than the one I saw played recently where you just spun the wheel. Here you make all kinds of choices with various outcomes and kinda cross-player interactions.

[@Finsternis..]

Well, tbf the one where you "just" spin the wheel is essentially the original board game with pretty graphics. And while I'd say if I look for "Game of life" I'd expect the simple game, I have to say that this version seems superior obviously.

[@goldcakes]

The original definitely has less choices and interesting things happening, but in terms of video games I think they added some gang beasts style challenges and "fights" to the western version.

[@TheTyas]

Ignored makoto Marry makoto Success with makoto Makoto - i can fix her xD w

[@nobodyunknown7720]

Welp it indeed fixed...

[@kamal_jab]

Makoto probably lectures her everyday about savings

[@MrSaywutnow]

He also fell in love with Korone at first sight. Makoto is a true Koronesuki.

[@naraku2099]

I'm convinced Korone did it for the content (only for it to be made even better with some bad luck rolls)... and it worked. Watching her tragedy unfold had me CRYING 😂

[@Sadeyo1]

The risk was well received too. Very entertaining compared to her friends safer choices. I think Mio coming in second for an entertaining game play.

[@venkaramon]

korosan picks idol job Also korosan picks the next 2 path for love (In the game if you marry someone you retire as an idol the game warns you of this) Suprised doggo face

[@Ami-vh7sr]

Korone becomes an Idol.....proceeds to go into eternal debt.....

[@NINJUT0117]

22 minutes??? I kneel

[@CpnGame]

They say "May you have an interesting life" is a curse...

[@samuelgrant7000]

Holy cow SMOK streams are so funny. If only i could watch without having to have someone else translate. Some great energy from these 4. Thanks for the video!

[@justmutantjed]

The number of ridiculous decisions Korone made, but managed to save herself from living in a refrigerator box under a bridge, is astonishing.

[@SilverScizor753]

19:42 Okayu's instant "Koro-san?!" was so good What a tumultuous life Korone lives, thanks for the subs!

[@Falconwing66]

This Game of Life is a little different from what I remember…

[@snailthelostcow63]

Subaru looking like Subaru meeting a Subaru look-alike as her partner who happens to like sport The Subaruception is uncanny Also, Korone's rollercoaster life reminds me of KanaLuNya collab where Luna's income graph took a comically nosedive because of the debt gamble lmao

[@bmo3778]

Korone is so creative, she never stops surprising us with fresh ideas😂

[@mr.j5112]

Damn. I salute you Makoto.

[@BakusanDayo]

"'You start tomorrow,' they must've had an urgent opening to fill" This sounds SO meta considering how Korone joined Hololive lol Yagoo probably said something along those lines after recommendations from Fubuki.

[@rustblade7]

Thank you for translating this! What a wild life for Korone! 😊

[@eleegeant_dergenter]

*_Korone's life really was meant to be for entertainment_*

[@TritonzAnime]

So happy clippers have been making longer translated videos recently 🙏🙏🙏 ty

[@WindStreak_]

Thank you for the 22 minute long clip full of SMOK goodness!

[@pinkvishnu]

Thank you so much for doing a long form clip of this stream, I was hoping someone would!

[@-Raylight]

Korone really thinking about getting married, and then ended up meeting with "rich" guy but ended up paying a lot. What a bad luck lol I just love Korone's every bad decision, it ended up being ok. Guess we should just be like Korone, always taking risk, in debt, everything would turn out to be alright! xD

[@LaviniaWells]

I rarely watch clips of this great length but this was entirely enjoyable. I was invested in Korone's outcome in the game of life!

[@user-yv1ty1ek1l]

ex-idol owning space station is actually insane

[@narcopsy]

Great video, thank you for the translations and editing!

[@whdl_0411]

This was really fun to watch lol thanks for the translation

[@lAngelingl]

What a long translated clip! Thanks a lot for the effort you put in for our enjoyment!

[@wave6553]

Of course the JP Game of Life is like this

[@saltfisher]

thank you for the long clip!!

[@SadCharizard]

i like the longer clip, thank you!!

[@Vyrea13th]

Ehem let's enjoy guys xD

[@darklordumbreon]

If the game of life looked like this id actually play it

[@DanielGonzalez-vo5ni]

This is the game of life just not sure which version they actually got me interested with them all streaming it frequently

[@MrSaywutnow]

@@DanielGonzalez-vo5ni It's the Japanese version, which is a variant of the western version - the biggest difference is that in the JP version you start off as a child.

[@goldcakes]

If we can get enough momentum behind this, an English translation could be produced in the future.

[@MrSaywutnow]

@@goldcakes Milton Bradley got acquired by Hasbro decades ago. My impression is that they care more about easy cynical cash grabs (e.g. Game of Life Simpsons edition) than something that requires actual effort like localisation.

[@goldcakes]

@@MrSaywutnow Takara Tomy has rights over Jinsei game, so it's a question of whether they want to or are allowed to make English localised versions.(in addition to what you mentioned of course)

[@urmomlolgottem]

Thank you so much for the 20 minute translation 💓

[@syaasy99]

Koro-san everytime there's a choice. I would liké the 3rd option

[@Rytonic69]

Korone’s kid: Mom, you bought a WHAT!?

[@abracadabraxpotato3185]

Thank you for the translation man that was fun😂

[@yamiRic]

Thank you for long clip!

[@SPFAN67]

Korone was getting jealous of the virtual girl Okayu married, because they were dressed the same.

[@JovialHeretic]

Korone's path here is the ultimate perseverance and ambition versus luck.

[@misterturkturkle]

subaru: it looks like we're gathered for a death game the game: life

[@DragonxFlutter]

Korone’s got the heart of a gambler!

[@pokehybridtrainer]

That fucking scream in the end, aha

[@magiciansforce]

This version of Life is way better. Can we all agree? I'd totally play this.

[@Starfall01]

At this point she is already a protagonist with a thicc plot armor

[@Rodoadrenalina]

i mean, Korone's life has been just as crazy irl

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

omg, I was cackling at Korone breaking out the Christmas Tree face when she was down on her luck

[@zhefaloosia7953]

her life was a wild ride

[@skylinefever]

Of course he fell in love with Korone. Her "Hey guys!" charms everyone.

[@colBoh]

Watching Hololive JP clips makes me miss the days when viewers could submit subtitles to KZbin. It's disappointing that YT removed the feature rather than require the clip owner to approve them first.

[@walterwalker2978]

more evidence that korone is my spirit animal

[@KaitoD]

It was all Makoto's doing that helped her

[@TOXICTUNA64]

JShay, you legend!

[@lonewulfyamcha]

'This game is all about net worth.' ah, just like real life...

[@WestefordVT]

This version of Game of Life looks so fun!

[@snailthelostcow63]

Korone's husband became an instant simp the moment he met Korone's kind (?) eyes He's a gamer

[@khaychi]

Despite all that, Subaru still manages to be last. Respect for that. 🤣

[@brisler1]

Enjoy every second in this video.

[@Mitaka.Kotsuka]

We need a wife as mentally strong as Korone. her ability to stay like "Its gonna be alright" at the face of financial ruin is awesome

[@Malkamok]

Korone's lifestyle is too much for my heart 😂

[@clairemitsukiPNGVT]

korone be like: don't worry, THIS IS TECH!!

[@NeroTheBoop]

SMOK collabs are still one of the best things ever in Holo😂

[@UnclePutte]

This game is such a chaos generator. I love it.

[@Pomlithe]

Dang, the Japanese version of Life seems like a lot of fun.

[@LuckyBird551]

Korone had some real bad luck with that spinner

[@KenBladehart]

Japanese version of The Game of Life is much more interesting than the western version...

[@PhoenixNoKiseki]

My Oshii being chaotic, no change there then. :)

[@Alastor255]

what a treat

[@Shadowk556]

This reminds me of the funhaus game of life video, just as chaotic of a life 😂

[@0PrettyBoy]

Game looks fun. Anybody know if this version is only available in JP?

[@PipimiOden]

Yeah, it's sadly a japanese exclusive.

[@mankovitch1130]

her life was massive roller coaster ride 🤣

[@101Meeko101]

you know how they say life is a rollercoaster? after watching Korone's run I get it

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

korone gaming very well in this game of life.

[@GeorgeMonet]

"Being popular is incredible." Popular from Wicked starts playing.

[@Nyo1001]

Nice

[@Fuburu]

Makoto my guys let's drink our ugliness away😂🍻

[@AltraKae]

🎄Korone: "High risk, high income."

[@TheJjcczz]

There really needs to be an English translation mod for this game

[@halfbee7886]

Korone has got the craziest life ever. 😂

[@Ortagonation]

This makes me remember the scene from anime "Gamers!"

[@theguyinblue2]

The spirit of Jimmy Hollywood lives on!

[@fmaaru571]

Damn that was hilarious lol

[@megumana6933]

Poor makoto

[@GojiraZibirus]

I wonder when i will end in a spaceship in my life

[@krnxaja]

Man, I wish the US release of Game of Life was like this. Looks way more fun.

[@Taneuma_563]

It's sad how lackluster and uncreative the official modern games are in the US, and I wouldn't be surprised if they were just mobile games ported to different consoles quickly to make a buck off the IP given the lack of interest. I'm surprised why Hasbro never thought of localizing any of the Jinsei Game titles as "The Game of Life" games. Especially given their name could be found on several entries of the games during the late 90s-2000's. One of the entries of the series, Special Jinsei Game, was even created by Infogrames, which was a western developer.

[@Verxx-sc2tl]

Makoto is a good man 😅

[@xilverxoul6917]

Why can't we have a cool version of Life like this? XD