RESIDENT EVIL VILLAGE SONG by JT Music - "Tall Woman" (Lady Dimitrescu Song)

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RESIDENT EVIL VILLAGE SONG by JT Music - "Tall Woman" (Lady Dimitrescu Song)
#residentevilvillage #ladydimitrescu #jtmusic

[@mr.forgettable5913]

Creators of the game: So, she's a 9'6 vampire, who would stab you with her nails and then drink your blood until she kills you- The fandom: Hehe, tall boobie lady The creators: But she is evil- She could and would kill you- The fandom: Tall boobie lady

[@aroyaki]

Idk why, but if you read it in a squeeky/quick voice.... well just try I guess

[@ismeza76]

Funnesiet pt for me is that she dies early in the game 🤣like the first real big boss that dies first ....yet she steals the whole game

[@acevergel1999]

Why Quad Maire Voice is in my Head while reading This?!?!

[@slythewolf123]

The capcom knew exactly what they were doing, they even sponsored a video for someone calculating how much a person would be damaged if dimitrescu stepped on them

[@on_drugs1041]

Shes not a vampire she just has to drink blood / eat flesh to regulate blood flow

[@cainhird2124]

This is absolutely the Lady Dimitrescu lovers club theme song

[@devinsawansa9073]

Hahahahaha im like what your saying

[@actuallyendme6707]

I'm liking what I see indeed

[@obadijahparks]

Is that a real club?....

[@cainhird2124]

@@obadijahparks no but it could be

[@KaosofTheGuardian]

I'm more for the witch sisters than Lady D

[@ApoasDemon]

The developers: For the last time, this is a *horror* game. The internet: Tall hot lady game.

[@cartoonmaster2401]

The developers: Tall hot lady game? Internet: *DID I STUTTER?*

[@thebestcerealbrand7345]

Honestly re7 was better in my opinion in scares and in gun play

[@Kaitlyn-rf9kj]

Then after they're like: DONNA BENEVIENTO AND ANGIE The internet: Wait, when did Resident Evil become a horror game?

[@maryjoygelizon4268]

@@Kaitlyn-rf9kj when i played it i actually did forget it was a horror game cuz of tall woman

[@MADMikey04]

Instead of "The internet", it should be "Markiplier" 😄 🤣 😂

[@samuelhunter4631]

Even JT Music has been smitten by the Tall Lady. "Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well"

[@TRUE_GAP]

lol

[@robertfosterfoster3701]

in deed they are in the culture

[@kittykatkatekatlynn2478]

Lol

[@alexdang5786]

Hell right.

[@man-oy6pl]

its ok were all degenerates here

[@Medjed_online]

We’re supposed to be finding our daughter and most of us are over here are like “Oh no hope I don’t break my bones and have a big thic lady come and step on me” or something 😂

[@theemperorcat9832]

Oh yea the wife got brutally murdered by bullets BUT DAAAAAMN THAT TALL WOMAN AND HER MOMMY MILKERS

[@Medjed_online]

@@theemperorcat9832 It do be like that though 😂

[@mosesa.weaver3058]

“Why have her step on me?... When I can just bury my face in those big, plump, round, juicy chee-“ 🤤 “What?” 🤨 “... I wasn’t finished, dammit!”👿

[@Medjed_online]

@@mosesa.weaver3058 Pft- it would be like though she’s just standing there and we’re just praying for something to happen 😂

[@morgansoul2651]

This comment reminds me of "All you wanna do" from Six the Musical

[@carlosrosado6130]

First 4 lines: Most likely actually accurate to Ethan's character and story at this point. The rest of the song: The fandom

[@gamerstheater1187]

Would Ethan think of us?

[@Enchie]

@@gamerstheater1187 I'm pretty sure he would be disgusted by us. Probably kill us as well.

[@oliviatilleman8055]

@@PodreyJenkin138 baby jigsaw puzzle

[@whatamistudio2557]

@@oliviatilleman8055 cursed

[@Erock1900]

This be da truth.

[@JayetheReaper]

BRO I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE A MEME SONG BUT THIS IS ACTUALLY FIRE GOD FUCKIN DAMN

[@brokenuniverse1485]

IKR

[@logon1o530]

Lol

[@BreakerX42]

Both. Both is good

[@TheCreeperSwagOffical]

IKR

[@danieloceansmith3156]

Why can’t it be both?

[@dripyeager9947]

I honestly think the game devs tried to make a seductive look and it got out of control

[@justinweber4977]

Well, that IS a vampire trope, they just hit a very odd sweet spot in collective consciousness with her, as opposed to her daughters.

[@3mer4ld_p1tch]

They wanted the player to not wanna kill her while knowing they had to in order to progress. Lmfao

[@slythewolf123]

They knew exactly what they were doing, they sponsored a video of someone calculated how much a person would be damaged if she stepped on them

[@justinweber4977]

@@slythewolf123 wait, really?

[@slythewolf123]

@@justinweber4977 yeah just search up "what would happen if resident evil's tall lady stepped on you" it was sponsored by capcom. I think at least, they knew exactly what they were doing when they designed her

[@JasonKnight491]

"Behold! Our newest horror game antagonist!" "But are you sure this will scare the player?" "Scare?"

[@Iseihyoudo]

what scare?

[@nikkigeffen7010]

It will arouse some feelings in the player for sure.

[@Spiralredd]

She's kinda the antagonist you run from but secretly wish would catch up to you

[@atomicmatthew3694]

Do you think she'll scare the players? The players? She'll give Markiplier wet dreams

[@Perid0tStar]

@@Spiralredd There's a really funny skit about that in the Angry Joe review of the game-- they dressed a guy up as Dimitresc and another guy giggling, running away, and looking back xD

[@radagast7200]

"She's tall... and kills people" "Hmmmm.... tall, you say"

[@adamsmasher30]

You forgot Thicc chief

[@t.thomas8919]

Selective hearing at it's finest.

[@leonides1527]

"Ye-yeah but she ki-" Nah I've heard enough. I'm interested

[@eMpTy12189]

And thicc

[@少な_呂面]

A tall, thicc, sadistic woman that we all simp for

[@parthernnixxart4623]

this song is the definition of "i'm looking respectfully"

[@cheradinecrump6953]

Markiplier??

[@parthernnixxart4623]

@@cheradinecrump6953 maybe???

[@The-mcnuggit-man]

@simp siiiiimp

[@trollage9006]

Unless.........

[@nickieBurke]

I lied. I'm looking disrespectfully

[@SuperUniverse]

RE7: We discovered fear RE8: We discovered culture

[@jedrzejbiaokryty1925]

Ah, Romania...... Tasty Cuisine, even Tastier Womans.

[@ScarletRedCrimson]

When a thirst parody has better lyrics and heart than 90% of love songs on the radio.

[@haislynmargaret8124]

I would imaged Mark sing to this

[@aliceknight3579]

@@haislynmargaret8124 I can too

[@taylorlipinski4048]

100% accurate! Lol

[@alexthecreator5842]

For real 😂

[@journeysoutloud1990]

I know it's depressing.

[@boop1757]

"A short man, tall woman" Jacksepticeye: You're not the only one who was the first one.

[@leevi6678]

Damn you just roasted a Gaelic Gladiator and got away with it

[@mickeymousewithouttheclubh6584]

This is the song the objectifies those woman that go "TaLl MeN gOoD, sHoRt MeN BaD".

[@YGK-tu8cy]

@@mickeymousewithouttheclubh6584 Do you know what "objectify" means?

[@thegamingrose1890]

Ya he is 5.8

[@thegamingrose1890]

@@leevi6678 the garlic gladiator

[@classicfox0686]

Bruh they need to make a heisenberg rap and call it “Lycans and Gentlemen”

[@oliviatilleman8055]

Y E S

[@brook6944]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE OR I NEED A SONG TO SIMP OVER HIM. EITHER ONE.

[@adaman.shr.3538]

THIS

[@totoxina3168]

Hell yeah the metal lord needs a rap song too!

[@classicfox0686]

Thank y’all for the likes and comments I hope they make a heisenberg rap or at least a village rap soon

[@TheTEENgamer001]

Imagine Ethan winters outside her balcony window with a full band singing this song to whoo her for a secret romance ending.

[@DreamCatcherNightcore]

I’m hoping no modders see this and actually consider it

[@HandsomeGamerGuy]

That would be lowkey awesome.

[@trashmammal9430]

@@DreamCatcherNightcore *Slowly starts coding*

[@nathanmartinez4718]

@@trashmammal9430 how long for it to finish?

[@justkrieger8850]

@@trashmammal9430 ok you heretic off in front of a salamander you go

[@themedia1271]

This whole character is gonna cause a tall waifu revolution

[@yellowduck-ht4nm]

Aw now that's EXACTLY what I want!!

[@windows-kx1of]

Good we are all tired of short girls favored by everyone (I'm tall)

[@scasow2494]

THAT'S WHAT WE WANT 💕

[@cartoonmaster2401]

Attack on Waifus XD

[@karalyna2004]

@@windows-kx1of short waifu best waifu

[@MosesFamily6]

As a very tall woman at 6’2, this game has finally created the tall girl revolution I’ve been looking for 😭 to all you boys who called me Sasquatch in middle school, who’s laughing now?!?

[@jeremywolfe6929]

hahaha damn

[@MrMug-vj1up]

shush sasquatch

[@kittyfrog0]

@@MrMug-vj1up found the guy with short man syndrome. 😆

[@gobxxx]

Sit on me sasquatch...pls...

[@jnotachance8944]

I'm 6'4". I got "Jolly Green Giant" a lot.

[@icngames1032]

Lady Dimitrescu- "I'll gut you for what you've done here, but I'll keep you alive so you can watch yourself bleed out." Everyone- "Yes mommy!"

[@user-wq6kz9py2x]

Me:Wtf

[@icngames1032]

@@user-wq6kz9py2x It's basically how people reacted to the announcement.

[@anikoetoiel3763]

Want to leave a like, but I don't want to ruin that number lol

[@cyromancerthatsellsicecream]

@@user-wq6kz9py2x i would say the same thing

[@BossStar1995]

Me: shoots her in the face and runs.

[@charp.1371]

I wasn't even a minute into the song and I liked it right away just like Nightmares never end.

[@kaylynnnunez1318]

Same

[@kiulloa6491]

Same

[@immortalotaku99]

Same XP

[@nemesis7068]

Same😁

[@gem9535]

@rickthebox You need a covid test

[@slimeybob5294]

Aight, now I wanna hear one about Karl Heisenberg, cause if he ain’t my favorite villain I don’t know who is.

[@LordSauron22]

I actually find Heisenberg super attractive

[@felixargyle3194]

He’s not even a villain, he wants the same thing you want just the fact that Ethan wants to be a €unt and not let his daughter use her powers to kill her, personally I would’ve joined with heisenberg to kill her because then not only would Ethan have gone down much more peacefully and most likely in his loved ones arms but also heisenberg would also owe the winters family a huge debt for freeing him of her and most likely help them out whenever needed

[@hunteraitor2107]

"lycans and gentlemen"

[@rivahoukes1554]

@@LordSauron22 resident evil.... we got tall vampire mommy, shy goth gf, kind small bf, and magnet daddy

[@thejasminedragonmerchant6843]

@@felixargyle3194 As much as Heisenberg has an excellent point in saying that they should work together to take down Miranda as a common enemy rather than just fight each other and waste time/resources...Ethan also had a point in saying Rose was just a baby, not an actual weapon (at least at the time), and as such trying to actually "use her to grind Miranda into paste" doesn't really work from a practical standpoint (even putting aside the ethical dilemma). This isn't like how it was with Eveline, who was raised to be a living bioweapon with the advantage of accelerated aging, multiple scientist staff members, and a handler to bridge the gap, this is a kid raised as a (until now) totally normal-seeming human baby. How do you expect a 6-month-old to weaponise the Megamycyte to help kill Miranda when she can barely comprehend enough adult English to know to try to eat mushy peas off a spoon for breakfast? I get that Ethan refusing Heisenberg's deal wasn't really in his best interest since they had a common enemy, but I'm still scratching my head in trying to get how Heisenberg thought they could somehow use Rose to actually help kill Miranda off. He doesn't go into an actual explanation of how to potentially use her abilities, so if even if we only go by Ethan's viewpoint Heisenberg's idea of using Rose doesn't really make sense and just seems out of left field.

[@zahirhaliburton-sloan3870]

It’s confirmed, Jt machinima likes tall women with mommy milkers😂

[@timothyteccerson9646]

Its canon to Jt Music lore.

[@warfang67-PS5]

We all do

[@masterpiece9418]

@@warfang67-PS5 i mean, yea

[@JT_minimusic]

AYO

[@eldritchkitty2396]

Who isn't simping for her?

[@sen9365]

Don't let this absolute banger of a song distract you from the fact that this just just a well orchestrated simp anthem.

[@nexus9487]

Yes but reasonable simping

[@thegamingrose1890]

🤣

[@meepnope4389]

And that's supposed to be a bad thing?...

[@jockeyfield1954]

@@nexus9487 you give her your life support, you get eye candy that's not reasonable, and i'm someone who accepts simping as it's nature, but this isn't nature, in fact, it's the direct opposite of nature

[@kermetdafroge4772]

Super inteligent mincraft player= SIMP

[@donaldmoxham2659]

This dude just made simping sound badass.

[@roses4641]

The power of JT music

[@ChewieCatt]

Loving this game and loving this song 🔥

[@jake_truj]

:0

[@chrisss4444]

Hi.

[@snakes281]

Hello

[@tedturner7192]

Love you songs ChewieCatt

[@floofer6699]

floofie

[@urban713]

Lady Dimitrescu: you killed my daughters and now i will kill you. But how ? Ethan: sings this song Lady Dimitrescu: ok Death by SNU-SNU than.

[@theseer6196]

SNU SNU

[@aydenrichardson6281]

Lmao I’ll trade places for kip the

[@BreakerX42]

Dig a tunnel?

[@skyla0ren]

if i was ethan- and i sang that song- id run afterwards

[@t.thomas8919]

I am okay with that. XD

[@halphasgreed9025]

From a “Shadow of Myself” to “Tall Woman”, Ethan has gone on quite the ride emotionally speaking lol. Looking forward to the next song.

[@Spiralredd]

Shadow of myself legit captured the dark tone of resident evil 7 and that is one game that is legit horrifying

[@Shwabadi]

this was hilarious but also just a really good song lmao

[@tohlejemujkanaltakzemuzumi274]

True

[@BreakerX42]

@Justice Murray-Young if he commented that means he saw it already

[@hackingdiva1587]

Agreed 😆

[@gamerstheater1187]

That’s a fact

[@pantsandfriends8786]

I can’t go a day without listening to this song and outdeviled

[@SparkofInsanitySparkyP]

I love how it switches from really poetic lyrics to just "sit on me tall lady"

[@unchartedraider7547]

All the simps

[@AllYourPals]

truly the voice of the people

[@preciouswoolsimulator1949]

Lady Dimitrescu is the definition of new culture

[@friendlycrusader120]

@@unchartedraider7547 yeahhhhhh

[@FoeNyxRising]

about the amount of time it takes for the blood to go...somewhere else

[@VeraVemaVena]

I'm convinced that it's physically impossible for JT to make a bad song, even the shitposts are bangers.

[@roses4641]

The only thing shit about this is the views. This should be WAYYY more popular

[@We_Awlidi]

yea not even anti simps cant ignore that this is a banger

[@carsonhunt4642]

Ironically his “shitposts” are his best works ever! Listen to team trees it’s amazing as well ❤

[@Blindluck92]

Literally everyone: *discussing Tall Vampire Waifu in some form or another* Me: *can't stop imagining Alex Mercer and Lady Dimitrescu as the ultimate claw cannibal team*

[@TheCorrodedMan]

She’s the muscle Alex calls in when he needs help. Tall and buxom, but she’ll fuckin’ roll ya up like a joint and smoke ya

[@kostaanagnostopoulos9057]

@@TheCorrodedManI imagine Alex Mercer just, turns into Ethan.

[@sebastianlaborde8567]

IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT THOSE DAYS DAMN, i listened to prototype 1 ost too damn. good game.

[@fenrir517]

Huge respect for the Prototypes reference thank you

[@HandsomeGamerGuy]

@@TheCorrodedMan Pretty sure Alex is more of a muscle. And atleast he's a rather very stable Infected.

[@nibs04]

Ok who's gonna let Markiplier know he needs to listen to this? It's practically his theme song.

[@YaoiAngel00]

I sent a copy on his comment section. I hope he sees it xD

[@fatherplatypus2316]

Short man and tall woman 😂😂😂

[@NathanJamesJerritze]

also jack cuz he smol

[@YaoiAngel00]

@@NathanJamesJerritze I think everyone's "smol" when it comes to her. XD

[@NathanJamesJerritze]

@@YaoiAngel00 true

[@ChungSeiker1st]

I love how every one love Miss D but she got killed off so quick in game... Ehhhhhh... Love is a struggle

[@Shadowcub69]

I have my hopes on a DLC.

[@FallenWisp]

I know people who stopped playing after the game after her death, then started over just to see her again 😂

[@H240909]

And on the latest episode of “Internet, Why Are You So Thirsty?”

[@The_Republic_of_Ireland]

LMAO

[@Splaffy-0-]

"because...uh.....horno?" **CORRECT!**

[@lynxstar987]

I mean...9'6"

[@hannana.4319]

@@lynxstar987 you make a compelling argument

[@alexandraluster284]

You saw her, right??

[@johnnyrider1182]

Imagine if Ethan actually started a Band.😂😂 Ethan - Lead Guitarist & Lead Vocalist Heisenberg - Bass & Backup Vocals Chris Redfield - Drums Moreau - Special & Practical Effects Duke - Manager.

[@adelal.7708]

That's how Village should've ended

[@bluebunanimates6590]

And then Lady D sings jazz on the side

[@Miii_CHAN]

"Baby drain me dry" Yesss.

[@FatherAndrew-Scarlet-Priest]

Giggity

[@dragonarouser9160]

Oh god please

[@hunterkiller9393]

This song has no right being so damn catchy 😂

[@stevenjungbluth640]

Lately they’ve been at their best when writing meme songs, and I am totally here for it.

[@Anna464]

It's so bizarre and impressive that this is the same singer and artist who did "Hello and Goodbye" for Hello Neighbour. Got an awesome talent there. Also, absolutely glorious lyrics and captures our simping for Lady D all too well. Adore the "I would never try to objectify, but you're a 10 and you got the gentlemen in line" is absolute art.

[@NWolfsson]

Lady Dimitrescu: *exists* Edwardian-focused historic seamstresses and tailors: Oh yeah. It's time to shine.

[@sustainableslate]

JT: "If looks could kill, she's a murderer" Me: Wait until he hears she's *actually* a murderer

[@darklord884]

Wait until SHE hears this song and commits yet another murder.

[@sustainableslate]

@@darklord884 I had to think about this for a second ngl

[@pickle7185]

The fact that that part played at the same time I read this

[@calmante4420]

Id let her kill me god damn

[@Wolfmasterarreis1]

@@darklord884 I'm fine with her killing me, really.

[@mrshark1457]

Ethan:I just what find rose Players: TALL LaDY HoT Ethan: WTH

[@MRFOX-in2yq]

'' Think I'm hiding? Nah, I'm really Lurkin'' Best paroles of this song

[@rosa3299]

Literally everyone

[@Random-gn6ew]

Your the vampire but you got me thirstin

[@Spiralredd]

Yet you secretly wish she would find you

[@donutdotexe8865]

this slaps way harder then it should

[@TRUE_GAP]

for real though

[@superretroboy4360]

This song slapped harder than my dad's belt.

[@brokenuniverse1485]

fax

[@ppman4092]

it slaps harder then my dad

[@qstionblomens6138]

But not harder than Lady Dimitrescu

[@dudemgee]

Love how JT is literally one of the best lyricists out there when it comes to rap.

[@NinethieMusic]

A song about needing to be stepped on and I fully support this message

[@christophertidwell2422]

Nice very well hidden pun there

[@misterfettuccinialfredo26]

This is the woman who has awakened more things inside of me than I thought was possible

[@MstrCorrin]

I cant decide if I love the way they combine hilarious concepts with great music or hate that I cant just put it in a normal playlist that people in my car might hear. seriously though, awesome music as always and damn funny to boot

[@TheCorrodedMan]

“With her skin tight silk stilted in stilettos, crimson lips glisten in the shadows” I love this line.

[@Spiralredd]

I have a blood fetish so lady d and her daughters are my fictional crushes

[@starboyapolloo]

Lady Dimitrescu: *legit trying to murder me* Me: *too busy admiring her*

[@gurjantm]

Yes

[@UR_Bum007]

Big booba lady

[@skyethenerd1054]

Trans pfp trans pfp eeeeee sibliiinnggg

[@whatamistudio2557]

haha its hard to play with just ome hand

[@GrahamLavelle-hn3sz]

​@@skyethenerd1054 bruh

[@wilderbeast9368]

Here's an alternate ending: [Spoilers, obviously.] Defeating Dimitrescu as his human self, she teaches Ethan how to use his powers. He believes they are from her bite, not knowing the truth. Riding in on her as a Dragon, with her daughters at his side as well, Ethan manipulates his mold into steel and becomes a Knight in shining armour, regrowing his fingers in metal, slaying Miranda.

[@natralskitsophrenia8465]

Duuuuude!!! That would be so dope!! I'm tempted to make that into a story in the future, may I use it? I'll give you credit, of course :D

[@wilderbeast9368]

@@natralskitsophrenia8465 I already wrote it. Nonetheless, have a go at the concept!

[@kitsukage9]

@@wilderbeast9368 Yo, can you post it somewhere and toss me a link? I'd read it in a heartbeat. XD

[@deepstrike9750]

HELL Y E S

[@JackA22]

@@wilderbeast9368 link por favor

[@onenormalorca]

Being a 5’3 man this feels like my anthem and I am all here for it. Need me a tall woman in my life.

[@allfornothing7407]

5'3 gang here

[@thegamingrose1890]

I'm two inches shorter than you and I'm still growing

[@thegamingrose1890]

5'1

[@ufoinboxes1802]

LMAOO SAME

[@plantgang8738]

As a 5'7 15 yearold boy i am in a similar boat

[@user-nu5ky7gn7n]

Memes aside and all, this song is actually insanely good.

[@TalionWolfe]

Just came off the game to have a rest and this song is ready..... Well I guess its back to the village for me

[@logicalwren8061]

Internet: Goes crazy after a tall women is revealed JT Music: The meme songs shall flow!

[@pinkartist8692]

I declare this the anthem for men with tall girlfriends.

[@lovinglele7706]

Ethan: I want a woman who is tall, beautiful, great sense of style and can kill with question....... Lady Dimitrescu: *blows a kiss and winks at him* Hello Ethan!~ Ethan: *points his gun and pulls out a knife* NO!!!

[@leonides1527]

Alcina: *IM LITERALLY THE WOMAN YOU'RE ASKING FOR!!!*

[@thegamingrose1890]

Ethan: nevermind short woman who is tall beautiful,great sense of style and can kill without question.

[@Vincent-oy4qf]

RE series tries to make a scary enemy The community: "STEP ON ME TALL LADY"

[@spade-fox8898]

"a lot of people love her" is an understatement

[@X-SPONGED]

I feel like 60% of all the people that played RE:Village would sing this song proudly on a discord channel specifically for people who want to sing this song proudly without being judged

[@justinweber4977]

I'd go to the channel and listen. Sounds like a good time.

[@aidanmclachlan1711]

YUP

[@brothers_of_nod]

JT: *Makes song for Atlas.* Me: I won’t hear another song for a villain I will ever like more. JT: You sure about that?

[@djamtz]

Mr. X Rap: Am I joke to you?

[@jiggydonboss379]

Sorry for the dislike it was a mistake

[@ibunnygutz]

lyrics: My hardened heart is frozen, weathered one too many winters I no more smell the roses, I woke to watch 'em wither I'm mister optimistic, but I'm missing my missus So now I feel my ringless fingers reaching for my mistress I'm afflicted with a wicked disease which I never wish to be rid of This addiction got me stricken to my Knees with obsession yet I've never felt bigger Once bitten, you're smitten No kiddin' no way I'll leave unless I'm leaving with her Is the magic real? Are we a package deal? Slap a stamp on it, 'cause they gonna ship us honey I I would never try to objectify But you're a ten, and you got the gentlemen in line What I lack in size, I can catch in eyes So my lady claim your five foot seven prize, I'm a Short man, tall woman Hot damn, good-lookin' I can't stand, I'm shooken Lord help, I'm hooked because I'm A short man, tall woman All glam, full bosom Yes ma'am, your cushion Was meant for all my pushin' Don't ever let her catch you with your guard down You can bet she'll get your heart and have it carved out With her skin tight silk stilted in stilettos Crimson lips glisten in the shadows Covered in curves, and she don't cut shallow Got her talons in deep, keep your eyes up, fellows Bear your fangs, baby drain me dry I won't even try to run away 'cause I'm your Short man, tall woman Hot damn, good-lookin' I can't stand, I'm shooken Lord help, I'm hooked because I'm A short man, tall woman All glam, full bosom Yes ma'am, your cushion Was meant for all my pushin' Watch her hair blow back as the wind just billows Wrapped in satin are them massive pillows No man in the Village ain't heard of her If a Look Could Kill, she's a murderer Think I'm hidin'? Nah, I'm really lurkin' You're the vampire, but you got me thirstin' So thick, let me be your feeder Girl please turn me, I'll be your Short man, tall woman Hot damn, good-lookin' I can't stand, I'm shooken Lord help, I'm hooked because I'm A short man, tall woman All glam, full bosom Yes ma'am, your cushion Was meant for all my pushin'

[@wa6488]

ARIGATOU

[@madcolors4013]

Gets hit by a random enemy: "Aaagghh my legs are broken!! Hope theres no tall pretty lady to step on me!"

[@socriabbas454]

"Think I'm hiding? No I'm really lurking" That line cannot been more true and accurate

[@AmondoDazz]

Ethan really singing about cheating on his wife. You know, after all he's been through, don't blame him.

[@nightline1974]

"If looks could kill she'd be a murderer" I felt that line but let's be honest miss freddy Kruger claws over here is really intimidating Edit: yeah she reminds me of mr X that's why I'm intimidated

[@BossStar1995]

I'm terrified of her. Way too tall, and way too violent for my liking.

[@jorgeesteban9053]

a song about simping on lady D? IM INTO THIS!

[@Cami_22099]

Multiversal fact of the day: There's an alternate universe where Lady Dimitrescu is a male and this song is called "Tall Man"

[@The_Republic_of_Ireland]

Fuck. YES! This absolutely slaps and accurately represents everyone's feelings for Lady D 😂

[@CosmicWin]

I love this song so much. This song explains everyone's feelings for her.

[@princessthyemis]

Not me; I'm ace and am attracted to no one! 😇

[@zacharygilmore1075]

@@princessthyemis Ditto! I don't really understand everyone's obsession with this character, but the song is still pretty hilarious.

[@princessthyemis]

@@zacharygilmore1075 OH MY GOSH A FELLOW ACE!!!!! YAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 I'm so happy right now!!!!!!!!

[@anixson3678]

Please tell me someone sent this to Markiplier and it's now his new theme song or something. Lol

[@mistytwilight4490]

1st time I heard this I actually thought someone had written a song about Markiplier's undying devotion and respect for Lady D. Then I saw the likes and comment section.... It is a great song though.

[@LotusMeSenpai]

This is a banger, I just wish there was a wlw version for all us short ladies thirsting after her :C

[@thebestcerealbrand7345]

Your pfp I can’t

[@Darkenedpetall]

Yes 😶.....

[@bluestardragon7598]

Your avatar is amazing 👏😍💖❤💕

[@Sotryn_Fox]

Why did I know this song would be such a banger because it was about Mama Dimistrescu

[@zandogames4286]

"come claim your 5" 7 prize" really hit home... 🤣🤣 I'm 5" 7

[@p00bbelly_flop96]

"GUYS ITS NOT A SEXUAL THING ITS ABOUT POWER"

[@Darkenedpetall]

That's what they all say 🤣🤣

[@Perid0tStar]

Morgan Freemans voice narrates: "It was both" xD

[@marialopes9730]

Nobody: Hisoka stans:

[@someone8111]

That’s some respectable power

[@MCPunk55]

Yeah. The power of sex appeal.

[@da6d]

Aside from “big woman with big fat mammoth honkers” This is a very good song

[@ieatchalk3934]

This song is such a bop and the poetic verses really got me hooked

[@vidmaster6451]

Its official he now has to do a song about the other 3 lords and miranda

[@keileylane4226]

Why?

[@jediyhirony]

Donna 😩😩😩

[@kingtut_9427]

@@jediyhirony Dude yes... Donna simping is under represented!

[@saladcaesar7716]

@@keileylane4226 why not ?

[@adeptusmechanicus6980]

I really want to hear song about best lord- Hei.. Morou,

[@jacksondarby746]

Everyone is falling for this woman! By god she really is a eye catch and a 10. (Edit) did I say 10? She’s a fine 20!

[@assassingoose3984]

100

[@joelrobinson5457]

Feet tall

[@skyla0ren]

shes a 8 feet tall outta 100

[@plumpkin3312]

Nah fam she's a infinite...

[@assassingoose3984]

@@plumpkin3312 the first thing that went to my head when i read ur comment was "infinity, infinity ill be setting my limit to infinity"

[@hannahklinkhammer6683]

Okay, but now I need a Heisenburg song. Cause I can't be the only one who thought Bi-panic during the conversation between him and Ethan.

[@sadbean1983]

You have no right to make this catchy You have no right to make this catChy YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO GET THIS STUCK IN MY HEAD 😭😭😭 I left you alone since FNAF SL and I come back to this 😭😭😭 I love it It's fire🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@cartoonmaster2401]

NO SAYORI, YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE!!! YOU'RE TOO INNOCENT TO BE LISTENING TO THIS!!!!!

[@iamazngi9540]

the three stages of schizophrenia:

[@xavierstack880]

Im listing this for the 15th time and it just gets better each time just as good as shadow of my self. This should be the anthem to the lady dimitrescu fans. They will not be disappointed.

[@averagedaviddube]

yes, you are right, is it just as good as shadow of myself

[@Hallofang]

His song slaps so hard and it's fitting for the whole vibe for the game And the amount of simping is just right ~

[@hostessofhorror99]

Me: **a straight woman** Also Me: **agrees with everyone and head bangs to this song** Seriously, I love how this is basically a joke song but it's such an amazing banger!

[@gamerstheater1187]

me: *someone who wants to die a virgin (don't make fun of me)* also me: *can't get her out of my head*

[@yogsathoth7960]

@@gamerstheater1187 hi judge frollo

[@misterfitzgerald]

@@gamerstheater1187 agreeing with yogs. Be careful with those lifelong pledges, please.

[@thatcasualguy7999]

Dude lady d turned me gayyyy

[@BiblichorLiebert]

I agree with this

[@yeahimaghost2248]

I’m adding this to my Apple Music and Spotify the second it gets on

[@bearwk438]

It’s already on those, I was listening to it yesterday👍

[@frzadl07788]

@@bearwk438 lie this was released a few minutes ago

[@bearwk438]

@@frzadl07788 they release the songs on Apple Music and Spotify early sometimes

[@frzadl07788]

@@bearwk438 oh ok

[@Ex0tic0001]

Well sh!t I'm addicted to this song Amazing song btw ❤👏👏 Edit: also am I the only one looking in this in 2022?

[@adamsmasher30]

“Weathered one to many “Winters” The double entagres are great in this

[@MrCunashgi]

"I no more smell the roses, i woke to watch them wither" Ethan's daughter is named rose.

[@arkauthor]

I'm surprised this didn't come sooner.

[@isaacyeon6334]

Not enough game footage

[@four7685]

Too busy cooming for it to come ya know

[@The_Republic_of_Ireland]

Well it didn't but I did 😏😈

[@roadrider720]

This is definitely markipliers alarm in the morning.

[@johanlopez9035]

This song is fitting for Lady Dimitrescu

[@zachtemoro2116]

This should’ve been the end credit song

[@patrickwells1715]

Still here in 2024 thinking of my lady

[@laraendlight9887]

It's in moments like this I'd like to be good at singing to do a female cover of this, after all, even some of us girls discovered a certain passion and kink thanks to this woman (I just need to convert my partners to be an "Alcina's followers" so there will be more of us😂), especially with the fantastic job the voice actresses of the various dubs did. And seriously, this song rocks!

[@adaman.shr.3538]

Hah yeah boi

[@rivahoukes1554]

I really wanna do it, and make it just a lesbian love power ballad

[@chxrry__till]

I think im going to do this on one of my accounts, thank you for the idea ill write it down for the future

[@laraendlight9887]

@@chxrry__till you're welcome! Some songs deserve more than a few covers, hope to listen to your cover soon😁

[@chxrry__till]

@@laraendlight9887 I'll make sure to comment here if it ever gets done! ^^

[@Elliewillsson]

The fact that im also 5'7 makes me like this song even more

[@paigelore]

This song also brings to mind Hagrid and Maxime in Harry Potter. Love that she dwarfed even Hagrid in size :)

[@Shady_Doctor]

4 days and theres already a song about her understandable

[@NWolfsson]

"If looks could kill she'd be a murderer." A perfect line, expressing all the complexity of the community's view of the Lady, mainly that they tend to forget she's a dark blood-fed creature that *will* kill you if she's in the mood.

[@ScarletRedCrimson]

My biggest gripe with the game are 1. No breaking bad refrences. Not even a "yeah sience!" Achivement. 2. That they didnt refrence the demitrescu fans at all. Would have been cool if there was a reward for 'carrying' her until the 'end'. Again an achivement like "Eternal devotion" or "A Heavy heart" would be enough, oh well.

[@Gameplaychaney]

I shouldn’t have laughed this hard but this song had me dying.

[@ArashiKemono5789]

I agree I mean the puns just get you

[@MetallicStar6]

And welcome back to this episode of “Another song for my playlist.”

[@spark_bears]

Such a fantastic rock song even without the context of the RE VIII & its characters. I love this so much.