Lady D: *Turns into dragon* Mark: *stills simping*
@hopper60943 жыл бұрын
Lmbo
@spinejackel3 жыл бұрын
a man of fine taste
@ZimothydaAlien3 жыл бұрын
Dragons are my fav animal.
@Vicioussnakeboy3 жыл бұрын
I was expecting him to still simp then and oh boy i was so correct
@ducestat06savage993 жыл бұрын
@@spinejackel the crisp kind 🐉
@highwind99843 жыл бұрын
Mother Miranda, I must... Mark: I MUST PROTEST!!!
@ghostly88463 жыл бұрын
WE ALL MUST PROTEST!
@FayBelleRose2333 жыл бұрын
To be fair he was saying what gamers were thinking at the time.
@monadobo40333 жыл бұрын
Mark: heisenberg is not my type! Give me to lady dimitrescu and she will make sure that im ready
@elainazimmerman51052 жыл бұрын
You are so kind to me daughters Mark: 😍 hi Now let's take a look at him Mark: just look at me🥰
@waffles6582 жыл бұрын
He really said “I love a woman who will actually just kill me”
@mariogirl8100 Жыл бұрын
So... He's a guy who likes Yanderes? Or Mayaderes?
@tojienjoyer Жыл бұрын
he wants the full on watermelon-in-the-thighs carnage
@Shadowcub696 ай бұрын
@@tojienjoyer Well that's the way I'd like to go.
@macgyver425634 ай бұрын
And he claims he's *not* a masochist.
@lizzie_is_alive90564 ай бұрын
I mean… Who doesn’t?
@stonysheep43642 жыл бұрын
Lady D: "I see you've escaped my brother." Markiplier: "Yeah, he seems like a nice, chill dude." Lady D: "I hate my brother." Markiplier: "He's a dick. I never liked him."
@cantthinkofaname207811 ай бұрын
How has no one ever replied to this gem? 😂😂
@Scp339311 ай бұрын
Damn he switched up quick didn't he?
@zocoool81619 ай бұрын
Daughters in the back: SIMP!
@ILoveAnime108 ай бұрын
truly a simping
@fangirl33237 ай бұрын
Stamp?
@mrskull34783 жыл бұрын
What made me laugh tho was when he said "i don't think that was Lady Dimitrescu" and then the game was like "are you sure about that" and brings up Crystal Dimitrescu
@Jelloitsme3 жыл бұрын
And the sound effect that came with the crystal pop up made it better lmao
@dodobird72743 жыл бұрын
That part kills me everytime XD
@tereza1959 Жыл бұрын
The comedic timing was perfect
@invisiblevampireАй бұрын
Me and my little brother watched that scene and just died of laughter
@lamoexxc91303 жыл бұрын
Even when she turns into a dragon monster he still simps. He even still puts her (or at least her crystalized body) in every episode even after she dies (or at least on vacation as mark says)
@Shadowcub693 жыл бұрын
I have to think vacation or I'd cry about it. DLC come on and fix this!
@Bansheeea3 жыл бұрын
I refused to sell any of her remains and items until the end of the game for max upgrades, she’s with me always 🥺
@WorrizEcko3 жыл бұрын
Someone’s gonna draw him simping for her like they did to Bonnie in fnaf *shivers*
@shushles3 жыл бұрын
mark is a monster fucker?!? 😱😭 i'm sorry lmao
@BirdWord033 жыл бұрын
@@WorrizEcko I still don’t understand why ppl used to ship Mark with a fucking animatronic
@leannechambers40642 жыл бұрын
You know, Mark’s more respectful about this then I was. In the demo, when she killed me, I just reflexively said “Mommy.”
@shizenkv2 жыл бұрын
same, my first reaction to the trailer when seeing her claws was "damn, she ever get freaky with those things?" 💀💀
@ponkun1649 Жыл бұрын
down bad
@Paidnotspaid420 Жыл бұрын
@@ponkun1649 oh dont act like you didnt
@user.LCW01 Жыл бұрын
Same That scene with her daughters going "yes mother", I just instinctively said "Yes mommy"
@lunathecat4318 Жыл бұрын
@@Paidnotspaid420 I didn't, honestly she was terrifying
@chargerman4402 жыл бұрын
Lady D: “The entire blood line of House Dimitrescu undone by the likes of you?!” Mark: “Well, I’d be happy to help you rebuild the bloodline, if you know what I mean.”
@RBLX_Player8 ай бұрын
AYO
@shadowleaper1479Ай бұрын
Mark would happily carry her children
@darlenebuck431Ай бұрын
well he's in for disappointment when he finds out she's not into men.
@kurrrwaboyyt46993 жыл бұрын
5:08 "... Because i will hunt you and I WILL BREAK YOU! Mark: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
@victoriabelatti71413 жыл бұрын
"Das sum respectable power"
@mohdz73102 жыл бұрын
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
@bluebunanimates65902 жыл бұрын
That's some ✨bottom energy✨ right there
@gazingth3horizon9492 жыл бұрын
Mark: Jokes on you, I'm into that shit.
@VBessence2 жыл бұрын
That emoticon is spot on...made me spit my tea out
@aksy14305553 жыл бұрын
"Yes mother. Yes mother. YES MOTHER."
@spacerabb1t5533 жыл бұрын
Yes mommy 🤤
@orangelake22683 жыл бұрын
@@spacerabb1t553 *wut*
@spacerabb1t5533 жыл бұрын
@@orangelake2268 👀
@Marzzasrss3 жыл бұрын
@@spacerabb1t553 down bad
@spacerabb1t5533 жыл бұрын
@@Marzzasrss im a degenerate ik 😔
@italucenaz2 жыл бұрын
I love when you sell her crystal for the Duke and he says "oh, Lady Dimitrescu, beautiful even in death, and that waistline... yes", showing that the player is not the only person that simps for her
@ms.pirate9 ай бұрын
Bets on that being added dialog after the trailer came out!
@Anthonymous Жыл бұрын
Gotta love how the creation of Lady Dimistrescu has single handedly changed (or at the very least greatly impacted) the beauty standard and awakened a lot of deep feelings and fetishes into people
@GamingFrankly Жыл бұрын
been at the peak of the woman shaped summit for a while now. I didn't need this game to awaken anything 😏
@hanshi3831 Жыл бұрын
@@GamingFrankly lol 😂
@CAL112100 Жыл бұрын
This has been a standard of beauty since Sir Mixalot.
@potatospeedwagon399411 ай бұрын
@@CAL112100 Maybe, but I don't think "tall" was part of it.
@DMp-xp6mj10 ай бұрын
@@potatospeedwagon3994Nah tall was always a sign of beauty for women. Most of the pageants winners are tall women, models are tall and women use heels to appear taller.
@nnsrhmdn3 жыл бұрын
i admire and respect his constant simping even when carries her around as a crystal, calling her remains as "babe" and takes her out whenever he sees dimitrescu castle from far away and says "babe look it's your castle!"
@juleshomevideos65353 жыл бұрын
It's almost like she's still here with us
@awildkiru3 жыл бұрын
@@juleshomevideos6535 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Vivster-3 жыл бұрын
Now Because of one of the new videos he also showed her a really pretty cave.:)
@beancate3 жыл бұрын
@@juleshomevideos6535 hWHAHAHSHS
@funkiebutch96903 жыл бұрын
You know what, when you put it that way it sounds so romantic. but kinda creepy lol.
@Weirdgirl2133 жыл бұрын
Mark carrying around her crystallized remains has the same energy as a widow carrying their spouse’s ashes.
@SamStanell3 жыл бұрын
Kratos in God of war 4
@daniellebuchanan48643 жыл бұрын
Mary Shelly and her husbands heart vibe
@grease8393 жыл бұрын
best comment.
@neeltjeschmidt3 жыл бұрын
I laughed at this 😂😂
@gabrielcosta29863 жыл бұрын
@@SamStanell Kratos in all his games actually lol
@mariaf.17322 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the hype for The Lady (powerful and big women) is making me feel so good about myself. It's always made me feel less feminine to be as tall or taller than the men around me. I've always felt like an ogre. The Lady really demonstrates that beauty is subjective and highlights the power in confidence and owning your strength.
@screamindog87722 жыл бұрын
okay this is so late, but fellow girl talking, never consider yourself less elegant or beautiful or anything from your height. tall girls are gorgeous af, and guys think so as well. like girl you got that royal elegance and models are often tall for a reason, you’re slaying
@Charharr2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how often it's a case of 'the grass is always greener'. I always wanted to be tall, cursed how I couldn't bear wearing heels, wished I could've had a fraction of the presence I saw tall women have! The real goal is trying to learn how to appreciate ourselves, as is.
@Da1337Man Жыл бұрын
I went shopping today and i saw this lady, who i swear to god must have _atleast_ been over 7 ft. tall. Not only was she the tallest woman i have ever seen, i think she was the tallest person i've ever seen in my entire life, period. I never understood the hype for tall women until this day. Seeing it in person has awakened something in me i think. My god, now im imagining her wearing heels. Mark wasn't lying when he said its all about THE POWER.
@Pluvillion Жыл бұрын
My mother shares the same sentiment. She’s taller than both me and my brother by a small margin (she’s 6’5, I’m 6’0, my brother’s 5’8) and whenever we walk outside, she always snickers and jokingly kneels down because she hates the fact that she’s towering over us instead of vice-versa. Now Lady Alcina appeared in her newfeed (I shared a post about her one time) and she was wondering why she looked taller than everyone else’s. I told her everything about her lore and she was quite delighted about it. She hasn’t done that joke since then. In fact she’s even more pompous when walking out and would even tease both of us especially when she’s wearing heels. All it needs is that one person, huh?
@shadow1150zz Жыл бұрын
Ya know what's weird? I'm like the same height as Kevin Hart and yet, the high shelf is no challenge for me. I may be short but my arms are tall! Be like my arms and be grateful we can reach the high shelves! (I'm talking about confidence btw, but my arms are in fact long)
@delta9685 Жыл бұрын
Markiplier: It's not a sexual thing, it's about power. Also Markiplier: 1:46
@vixzana6 ай бұрын
What im sayinggg😭
@NeverWhorget3 жыл бұрын
I actually find Mark simping over Lady D really adorable and endearing. A balance of lust, infatuation and innocence
@LemonFlavoredRain2 жыл бұрын
Right? It’s kind of refreshing.
@avacadotoast55712 жыл бұрын
Honestly after witnessing the horrifying ways people thirst over Lady D I prefer instances of simping like this
@gatorade55722 жыл бұрын
i’m honestly confused on how it’s refreshing
@RemiStarz262 жыл бұрын
I mean he’s much more respectful and even shows her crystallized remains her own castle and says “Look babe is your castle! :D”
@rockycuro77372 жыл бұрын
He carries her crystalized remains around and calls her babe.
@cursednapmiuq25713 жыл бұрын
Mark's wide a$$ grin everytime Lady Dimitrescu comes in is so infectious I can't- 😭✌
@karlahernandez76073 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@yorzie28723 жыл бұрын
Lmao i just noticed that
@xxcringeycookiezxx34413 жыл бұрын
Fr
@redwitch123 жыл бұрын
His little "hi" gets me every time
@qum33252 жыл бұрын
She looks like rose from titanic
@batnick49982 жыл бұрын
4:12 can you imagine you’re in your room and you look out the window and see mark smiling saying “hi”.
@ladymantis8 ай бұрын
It’s not giving me creepy peeping Tom vibes tho. Because Mark practically has hearts in his eyeballs. Lmao
@MaxineInYourWifi2 жыл бұрын
The daughters of dimitrescu: “yes mother” Markiplier: “yes mother”
@cara_macchi3 жыл бұрын
Lady D: dies Mark: I'm not sure if that was Lady Dimitrescu Item: *Crystal Dimitrescu* Mark: * dies of laughter *
@minaminastheanimationfan79093 жыл бұрын
You’re laughing, Mark, you just killed the love of your life and you’re laughing.
@456rakki3 жыл бұрын
@@minaminastheanimationfan7909 I think he's in denial
@Slappap3 жыл бұрын
She respected him so much that before she went on vacation she left him a gift.
@Dustin_MLG3 жыл бұрын
TimeStamp please Thanks?.
@minaminastheanimationfan79093 жыл бұрын
@@Dustin_MLG 8:08
@tonkotsuramen84533 жыл бұрын
Lady D: Hang him up Daughter: Yes mother. Daughter: Yes mother. Daughter: Yes mother. Mark: *Yes mother.*
@Scottsshow2 жыл бұрын
Mommy would fit better for Mark
@anothergg26922 жыл бұрын
@@Scottsshow I think Mark was thinking that while said so
@o0Avalon0o2 жыл бұрын
Favorite part 🤣
@Lele_5552 жыл бұрын
you mean mommy
@minecraftweeeweeweeb86952 жыл бұрын
Her: What? Mark: What?
@torakunoichi2 жыл бұрын
I love the little panicked giggle he does when she starts storming towards him
@ladymantis8 ай бұрын
Lol. Like, “No…stop…don’t…PUNISH me…”. 😉😏
@Gemini0533 ай бұрын
@@ladymantis "Oh no! I seem to have tripped, torn off all of my clothes and fell in a very compromising position!" *gasp* "Whatever shall I do?~" XD Like, damn Mark you couldn't be more obvious.
@angelserenade2 жыл бұрын
I love that after he realized they had taken his items, including his Crystal Dimitrescu, in House Beneviento, he immediately forgets his mannequin-phobia
@Chaos13363 жыл бұрын
His play through is hilarious, he is gonna hang on to Crystal Dimitrescu for the whole game and it is just funny. He really loves her 😄
@b47bobo993 жыл бұрын
To quote the Duke. That waistline YES! 🤤
@James42_3 жыл бұрын
No, it’s to increase his “power”
@jorgeperez32273 жыл бұрын
I sold her remains quick as fuck. But Markiplier was fucking hilarious
@emptyricebowl3 жыл бұрын
He even puts her in every single thumbnail
@wainach95183 жыл бұрын
it isnt love. its the POWER
@barbfizzle3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know why she’s so mad at me. I’ve been nothing but respectful to her.” Probably has something to do with the fact that he killed her daughters...
@finzix15ri833 жыл бұрын
A slight possibility
@zucchi61483 жыл бұрын
that's a maybe, just a bit of a possibility but most likely not
@deborahakinkuolie473 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's all the broken pots too?
@LadyAbsolution3 жыл бұрын
His step-daughters 😏
@aeonthecrownlessking29343 жыл бұрын
But that was out of self-defense.
@shadetee2342 жыл бұрын
Mark is really the embodiment of "Mommy! Sorry, mommy!" and masochism all combined in a tiny package
@honeybee82992 жыл бұрын
Lady Dimitrescu : *exists* Markiplier : its about drive *its about power* we stay hungry we devour
@kayleehammersley78053 жыл бұрын
Mark: kills her daughter "I don't know why she hates me I've been nothing but respectful to her"
@eldritchabomination97263 жыл бұрын
To be fair, he didn't disrespect her, just her daughters
@kayleehammersley78053 жыл бұрын
True
@mistress16233 жыл бұрын
Lmao r/niceguys (mark edition)
@raelynm39023 жыл бұрын
To be fair, my husband had a very similar reaction. Only his was along the lines of 'I know she is mad I killed her old daughters, but it's okay. We can have NEW ones. Less crazy ones."
@calmv35873 жыл бұрын
why did this comment turned into a serious topic...
@PassTheMarmalade19573 жыл бұрын
I love how when she's sauntering towards him it genuinely takes him a moment to remember that he has to RUN.
@kaseyh8904 Жыл бұрын
I've, like, read the word 'sauntered' in books before to describe humanoid monster characters. I always wondered to myself '...HOW exactly? How does that LOOK?' Because you can see it in footage of big cats, all graceful and elegant but also strong and dangerous, but I could never use my imagination enough to apply that to two-legged creatures. I thank you for this comment, Stranger. Because of you, I've realized that 'sauntering' is EXACTLY what Lady Dimitrescu does, and now I'll have a much clearer visual image in my head of when I read a character doing this.
@ladymantis8 ай бұрын
He’s all 🤤 lol
@ladymantis8 ай бұрын
And 😍😍😍😍
@ILoveAnime107 ай бұрын
@@ladymantis hmm🤨🤨
@ILoveAnime107 ай бұрын
Another good comment
@nerdywolverine86402 жыл бұрын
His smug ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) after she threatened to hunt and break him and him saying "i dont think that was really Lady Dimitrescue" and immediately getting her crystal remains will never not be hilarious to me
@Dario_Salvi2 жыл бұрын
"You don't train the neck muscles to actually look up for you very much, so I'm happy to be able to provide the excercise". That line is great
@Egan-pop3 ай бұрын
😂 Not the only exercise he's willing to provide
@skyserythedope34523 жыл бұрын
6:41 Mark casually becomes opera singer
@tashinhasan68693 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha
@lemonsandwifi80303 жыл бұрын
at 6:28 too haha
@TheRGLDragneelArchives3 жыл бұрын
More like he becomes Jontron screaming
@LordVader10943 жыл бұрын
@@lemonsandwifi8030 6:27*
@lemonsandwifi80303 жыл бұрын
@@LordVader1094 oops yeah you're right lol, my bad
@hilariously_dum3 жыл бұрын
“I’ll remember whence I come- *came* “ Nice save, but next time do it before you say the full word.
@izzymypickle6633 жыл бұрын
LMAO😭
@Bunnybunny56563 жыл бұрын
Lol I don’t get it. All he did was say it in past tense after realising he said it wrong 🤣
@louvju3 жыл бұрын
@@Bunnybunny5656 . . . nobody tell them
@mashedpotato80703 жыл бұрын
@@Bunnybunny5656 LOL poor innocent child
@vienandreitenorio11303 жыл бұрын
Oh sweetie
@CyberWarezz052 жыл бұрын
I love that Mark pronounces"Dimitrescu"corectly, unlike actual Lady Dimitrescu, which is supposed to be local 😂😂😂
@carl_consumer.of.reality Жыл бұрын
Yeah I don't know what they were going for there since Romanians pronounce it exactly how it looks, and they trued to make it more French sounding for some reason.
@marshmallowl41408 ай бұрын
@@carl_consumer.of.reality it's said in documents that Alcina isn't local, probably that's the reason.
@dionysus47423 ай бұрын
Honestly tho that sadly sounds about right for Capcom to do XD
@theodorito147811 ай бұрын
1:42 Miranda: "Remember from whence you came" Mark: "I'll remember from whence i come- came"
@sedlyholmes37223 жыл бұрын
If you guys don't know, he's not selling the dimitrescu crystal lol
@user-cg8ue5ek9q3 жыл бұрын
Really? Throughout the game?
@kiitokurosaki84733 жыл бұрын
@@user-cg8ue5ek9q yupp lol
@zhonglis56993 жыл бұрын
@@user-cg8ue5ek9q its always in his thumbnail ever since he got it lmao
@YourIngrownToenail3 жыл бұрын
@@zhonglis5699 PLS YOU'RE RIGHT!! 😭😭 I watch Jack's game play so I didn't know
@boop94303 жыл бұрын
@@zhonglis5699 lmao I didn’t even notice it until I saw your comment and went back and looked 😂 oh my, it is in every thumbnail
@apax29013 жыл бұрын
2:39 Bela: Yes mother Cassandra: Yes mother Markiplier: Yes mother Fuck I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂
@hopper60943 жыл бұрын
Lol
@riel66393 жыл бұрын
Here's ur 1k likes
@hopper60943 жыл бұрын
@@riel6639 your mum
@bittercat50863 жыл бұрын
Same🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheLemming13373 жыл бұрын
Dimitrescu: what Markiplier: what
@KamiMalzahn Жыл бұрын
7:03 Mark coming face to face with her ass was funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@Egan-pop3 ай бұрын
He respects the power of the butt!
@EliteY33t22 жыл бұрын
"you like mushrooms, im pretty much mostly fungus" 3:07 little did mark know how right he actually would be
@BonesAlexander3 жыл бұрын
Getting an achievement for carrying her remains to the end would be so funny.
@Scottsshow2 жыл бұрын
It’s could be the simp achievement or something starting with an s
@jcherrax2 жыл бұрын
Achievement unlocked the ultimate simp 100g
@namjoonsbitch89432 жыл бұрын
What if it said "Achievement Unlocked: Mommy issues" 😂😂 IDK about you but I'd be GONE
@-Panna-2 жыл бұрын
Achievement Unlocked: "As you wish, Mother." 😂
@thefinalfrontear2 жыл бұрын
Achievement Unlocked: “Ultimate Respect”
@milkandcookies7203 жыл бұрын
other guys: simps because of Lady Dimitrescu's large features Mark: simps because of THE POWER
@Dareuseguns3 жыл бұрын
Strong women are so pretty,,
@zeghuy40823 жыл бұрын
Like just mark say: "i like strong women"
@SupBro-ww9go3 жыл бұрын
With me it's cos she's tall
@harpseal92343 жыл бұрын
Of course her assets are important too.. *...* ❤ 👍 *Oh LOVE her assets ...*
@unslaadkrosis94353 жыл бұрын
I love her vampireness
@batgvtss2 жыл бұрын
His lil grin at 5:15 is golden
@scelenenyx2 жыл бұрын
"this is not a sexual thing, it's about power." mark, you are clowning yourself😭😂
@sinnabon13 жыл бұрын
"that's some power i can respect" TRANSLATION: *im so turned on rn punish me big lady*
@bluebunanimates65903 жыл бұрын
Dimitrescu: ...because I will find you, *AND I WILL BREAK YOU!!* Mark: °v° don't threaten me with a good time
@sinnabon13 жыл бұрын
@@bluebunanimates6590 🤣🤣👌👌
@Hesitant_Weevil3 жыл бұрын
Mark is all like *“Mmmm yes step on me Lady Dimitrescu”*
@qwer58j3 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I'm not sure if that was Lady Dimitrescu." Capcom slaps him in the face with her crystal corpse.
@ryanm.87203 жыл бұрын
Guess they were tired of people thinking that Wesker survived his death scene in RE5 (Wesker's PSA on the pandemic notwithstanding), so they made sure that the new villain had a 0% chance of surviving her demise.
@qwer58j2 жыл бұрын
@@ryanm.8720 But lets not forget that there is a big plot point in RE Village about the sci-fi whatever having the power to resurrect people. Such as the daughter of the main villain and the protagonist.
@pokemonsonicgirl123 Жыл бұрын
@@ryanm.8720 Wait, hold on, Wesker made a PSA on the pandemic?
@Schnipps Жыл бұрын
It was such perfect timing on that
@mellennia92 ай бұрын
DC douglas did as wesker. Shit was funny @@pokemonsonicgirl123
@shapeshiftinghorsejisung33352 жыл бұрын
Lady D: clearly wants to beat the shit out of Ethan for killing her daughters and property Mark: *IT'S ABOUT DRIVE IT'S ABOUT POWER*
@leefelix65382 жыл бұрын
Mark is really sending us masochist and submissive energy while playing this. What a legend.
@bellos71493 жыл бұрын
Alternative title : *markiplier saying hi for 9 minutes straight*
@Goldenalpaca20013 жыл бұрын
@@aguy72674 u think u did something huh?
@kuntjo55923 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I'm sure that's not the last time we see Lady Dimitrescu" Narrator voice: *That was the last time we see of Lady Dimitrescu*
@bachelorchownowwithflavor3712 Жыл бұрын
I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.
@NfamousKayeGames Жыл бұрын
He looked genuinely heartbroken for a split second then tried to convince himself she wasn’t dead 😭 🤣
@vilmavenla Жыл бұрын
@@NfamousKayeGames "c-come on,she's gotta come back at some point,more sexy than ever,right?.....right?....RIGHT?!"
@jettthewolf887 Жыл бұрын
I read this in Ron Howard's voice like from Arrested Development.
@melissamonsivais67072 жыл бұрын
Mark: "so special" "yes, mother" I die every time 🤣🤣🤣
@galuna30277 ай бұрын
Mark: I don't think that was Dimitrescu Game: here's proof that you're wrong Mark: nuh uh
@sinnabon13 жыл бұрын
7:30 "bones, flesh, i will devour all of you!" Mark: *literally swoons*
@jameswent482 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile.. Mark looks at Amy: *wishes he can leave her for a real woman*
@anothergg26922 жыл бұрын
@@jameswent48 Thats extreme
@Trigger__Happy Жыл бұрын
@@jameswent48 Yea you wish you could get any woman that you don’t have to pay hourly
@stxrstruck67553 жыл бұрын
Lady D: “AND I WILL BREAK YOU.” Mark: “😏” Us: “😳😏”
@theshape33182 жыл бұрын
Me: “🤨😳😏🥴”
@jonathanjackson4136 Жыл бұрын
5:15
@Xenorvya Жыл бұрын
For me specifically, it's 😐
@Xenorvya5 ай бұрын
@@goti4no820 Apply that to yourself, no one asked you either. Specially after 7 months.
@Some_Fuck2 жыл бұрын
Markiplier is the ONLY person who can make simping look cool
@Egan-pop3 ай бұрын
Mark drinks his respect women juice daily
@zhefaloosia79532 жыл бұрын
8:08 Mark: **in denial** Game: hah!! You thought
@bayporwave53283 жыл бұрын
I love how right after defeating her Mark went straight into denial that she was completely dead.
@hellopumpkin862 жыл бұрын
Acceptance is the first stage to healing. Mark never got there.
@willmiester4051 Жыл бұрын
@@hellopumpkin86 I thought denial was the first stage and acceptance was the last.
@hellopumpkin86 Жыл бұрын
@@willmiester4051 Well, techinically, yes, but acknowledging the problem and accepting it is the only way a person can begin being willing to do something about it! lol
@prettyspectrum63713 жыл бұрын
Lady Demitrescu: manhandles Ethan aggressively, smacks him on the ground three times, threatens to hunt and break him Mark : owo *happy masochist noises* "That's some respectful power right there"
@eldritchabomination97263 жыл бұрын
"I just wanna see how much my body can take"
@violetmagic132 жыл бұрын
happy masochist noises 😭😭
@ifeeldeadinsideD22 жыл бұрын
Me when heisenberg forces me to sit hurt me make me feel all the pain
@janavkumar98082 жыл бұрын
Pain and lady DOMitresque, Mark's two favourite things
@billyconnolli82242 жыл бұрын
*respectable, not respectful.
@The_Republic_of_Ireland2 жыл бұрын
6:41 Mark turning his respect session for Lady D into a romantic tragedy opera
@akatoriii2 жыл бұрын
6:00 I watched this part at least 20 times and I'm still laughing 😂 I love the way he just closes the door on her
@krikkey56743 жыл бұрын
Lady D: *tries to kill Markiplier * Markiplier: *opera singer skills activated * Edit: how did this get so many likes-
@idothehustletoomuch94313 жыл бұрын
OMGSHSJSJHSHSJS
@eveelee41523 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂this comment
@FrankKitteh3 жыл бұрын
After having the song from cs_italy stuck in my head all night, yes, that sounds like a good tenor.
@jasmine0exe243 жыл бұрын
LMFAOO I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
@hasna20123 жыл бұрын
Gotta impress her
@andrewwilliams18573 жыл бұрын
5:13 Lady Dimitrescu: "I will break you!" Markiplier:😍🙃🤪
@laurinha28923 жыл бұрын
"Please do"
@anothergg26922 жыл бұрын
@@laurinha2892 "mommy🤤"
@robertcortez4956 Жыл бұрын
“I wouldn’t mind!”
@chartreusemaiden6042 жыл бұрын
I'm a tall woman (admittedly bi), and I was so close sooo very close to saying...."take me. You gorgeous beast of a woman" but then I was like "WAIT, NO I'm suppose to survive as long as I can."
@Kwipper2 жыл бұрын
That look Mark does at 5:14 is perfect.
@StellaMarisma3 жыл бұрын
Mark: *It's not a sexual thing, it's about power.* Me: Sure, just like you're not a masochist, you just want to "test your limits." Sure thing, Mark. 😏
@hopper60943 жыл бұрын
😏
@bluebunanimates65903 жыл бұрын
Dimitrescu: ..because I will find you, and I'll break you!! Mark: 😏
@hopper60943 жыл бұрын
@@bluebunanimates6590 lol
@Hesitant_Weevil3 жыл бұрын
Yuuuup there it isssss The truth
@anoushkasingh20802 жыл бұрын
*I am your 1000th like*
@2l84me83 жыл бұрын
Vampires women are supposed to turn mortal men into vampires as well, not simps.
@@sup7499 I’m gay to. Happy pride month dear Soup.
@ImAPotato-2 жыл бұрын
She was supposed to be a villain but instead everyone fell in love *everyone*
@justyoureverydaymysophobe8840 Жыл бұрын
I love how, in most of the games he plays, Mark is always yelling at the people chasing him and being generally disrespectful, but when it comes to Lady Dimitrescu, he's even polite as she tries to kill him. Example: 6:39
@WolfQueenLydia3 жыл бұрын
"You like mushrooms? I'm mostly fungus." People who know the ending: "Wait, how did you know?"
@BossMr513 жыл бұрын
Mark is equal parts insane equal parts lovable genius Im honestly scared a5 some of the things hes just..kinda guessed onto. Its insane
@Khann_21022 жыл бұрын
Hasn't it been implied since RE7?
@megsmacgregs3202 жыл бұрын
I mean, it was pretty obvious. We knew he got infected in 7 and we never saw him get cured.
@kiritoxyronie28412 жыл бұрын
Its in the bathroom at the beginning of the game at release ...It was somehow removed soon after
@uyeah1234 Жыл бұрын
Literally anyone with common sense knew he was infected in the first hour of re 7. Mark guessed this way back in re 7 too also.
@TriqqyTones2 жыл бұрын
Mark: idk why she's mad with me Also Mark: -murders her 3 children, steals her childrens remains and sells it to a fat guy with no shoes, steals her wine and other properties- " no clue why she's upset at all, i've been respectful"
@shakespeareangentleman Жыл бұрын
"fat guy with no shoes" TOOK ME OUT 💀
@user.LCW01 Жыл бұрын
Please it's 3 am and I am dying laughing over the "fat guy with no shoes" bit 😭
@TheKnifeRaven11 ай бұрын
This has no right being so funny.
@friskflowerfell96892 ай бұрын
HELP THE "fat guy with no shoes" MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD, I’M SORRY
@coriweaver4343 Жыл бұрын
I love that Mark can just respect the crap out of even monster Demistrescu. Such a gentleman
@canadalynx9 ай бұрын
“I’ve been nothing but respectful to her.” - Broke into her castle - Destroyed and stole a bunch of her property - Killed her daughters - Constantly mispronounces her name
@dylancastellanos879 ай бұрын
😂
@youthisreadwrong22743 жыл бұрын
He’s the only one that I’ve seen so far that was still simping when she became that dragon, man’s got my respect ✊🏼 Edit: I guess i was wrong 😏
@minaminastheanimationfan79093 жыл бұрын
I don’t blame him, that’s an awesome and creepy looking dragon.
@theinquisitorisamage16533 жыл бұрын
There's also Nikki from Girls Play - she went nuts when Lady D turned into that dragon.
@forturet41153 жыл бұрын
Pewds said "ngl im still into it"
@haruokinawa49653 жыл бұрын
Yassss tho I simp for her even when she turned into a dragon I love momma 😀🤠
@Slappap3 жыл бұрын
I've seen one other haha
@johncarlofernandez26983 жыл бұрын
Lady D: turns into a dragon Jacksepticeye: *visible disgust* Mark: 😍
@thearcanamodernau81309 ай бұрын
Monsterfucker Mark 100% canon
@ninab.45407 ай бұрын
It's about the POWER
@alialkhafaji6149 Жыл бұрын
can't believe it's already been a whole year since he played that game. time flys
@ASSASSIN19923 Жыл бұрын
this is best parody ever kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXqafHudhqeXp8U 🤣🤣
@ariesarchdemon2 жыл бұрын
Mark going “That’s not Lady Dimitrescu” followed by collecting the Crystal Dimitrescu is the exact same energy as Arin Hanson in BOTW going “That’s not Ganon” followed immediately by the Calamity Ganon title card appearing on screen
@raylopez92173 жыл бұрын
You missed when he's walking on the forest before getting to the village and he's saying he hopes to find a huge castle that feels like a big hug, with tall hallways, big door and huge knockers...on them lol
@cringegamerbeep4363 жыл бұрын
Can we address how mark seemingly knew ethan was made of mold when he said "you like mushrooms im mostly fungus" like excuse me mark what how did you at this current point know thst information
@Spartain143 жыл бұрын
It's been a popular theory for a while now. Implied even in 7 how Ethan takes so much damage.
@lazydog2233 жыл бұрын
I was honestly surprised that was the twist in this game, my brain was like “but I thought everyone knew he was mold in 7” guess it made that conclusion on its own
@nocap203 жыл бұрын
Its actually not a conclussion at all, we clearly see ethan getting infected in RE7 and never get cured or Something, its pure logic
@lazydog2233 жыл бұрын
@@nocap20 I agree with you
@Scarlettt3432 жыл бұрын
He did that with FNAF too lol
@nerd263732 ай бұрын
Lady Dimitrescu was the finest Victorian woman to have ever lived on Earth. Mark didn't care what people had to say. If you're thirsting for someone, then don't be hesitant to go all out.
@Ani-rq7wv2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite moments from the entire game is mark saying “I’m not sure that was really lady dimitrescu” and then immediately picking up the Crystal Dimitrescu item. Great timing
@humanperson64953 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I think the scariest monster is Ethan, imagine being an all powerful vampire, and no matter how many zombie thing attack him, no matter how many times his left hand is mangled, he keeps coming for you.
@collig62pg3d5 Жыл бұрын
@Bunbunfam He is filled with DETERMINATION
@shakespeareangentleman Жыл бұрын
Fr he has killed things twice his size in their full form
@sarahzaidi1625 Жыл бұрын
Dude I wanna upvote this so bad but we’re on youtube
@GengUpinIpin Жыл бұрын
De ol' reliable *_C H E M J U I C E_*
@Cr1msnF4dger Жыл бұрын
That was until that bitch Miranda ripped his heart out and his body started to fall apart
@Soldierofdoom4443 жыл бұрын
RE8 True Ending: Mia: "Ethan, why did you bring that weird statue home?" Ethan: "You wouldn't understand, Mia...you wouldn't understand..."
@ThatDudeWithBoobs3 жыл бұрын
For a minute there, I forgot the in game character was named Ethan, and I thought you meant Ethan Nestor 🤣
@jeannataliesantiago88282 жыл бұрын
Bruh u forgot ethan is dead eh but i laugh tho😂😂😂
@Khann_21022 жыл бұрын
@@jeannataliesantiago8828well there's a chance that he's still around but... It's not likely
@flying_Night_slasher2 жыл бұрын
@@Khann_2102 what about Ethan's model found in the end cutscene with grown up Rose?
@italucenaz2 жыл бұрын
@@Khann_2102 no, because of the weakening of the fungus, he was about to die, and also lost all abilities of regeneration, his arn just fell off after that
@sudharsanrj41652 жыл бұрын
6:26 the way Mark actually sang orchestra in his mouth symbolizes the true to Lady D's POWER
@sudharsanrj41652 жыл бұрын
even at 6:40 lol
@OddNess93397 ай бұрын
The best part about this whole playthrough is that Mark kept Lady Dimitrescu's crystal bust for the ENTIRE game, he never sold it.
@cjbaker5203 жыл бұрын
"Everything in life is about sex, except for sex. Sex is all about power."
@Scottsshow2 жыл бұрын
And making tiny humans
@beafbuger2 жыл бұрын
i see that reference
@user-id7pc6su4o2 жыл бұрын
That's Called rape...
@cjbaker5202 жыл бұрын
@@user-id7pc6su4o i was thinking power as in S&M... S&M is completely consensual (yes, someone can rape someone in all sexual situations) but I want to point out something. Sex is always consensual. There is no such thing as non consensual sex. That is just called rape. If I say sex, I mean fully consensual sex. If I say rape, it means rape. Power in sex is not rape, it is just kinky.
@minekurtmininer2162 жыл бұрын
THE POWER
@dimitristsekeris18213 жыл бұрын
Lady: Cuts his hand Mark: Wow!
@sakurasensations47862 жыл бұрын
The perfect timing of the “I’m not sure that was really Lady Dimitrescu.” Literally two seconds before getting the Crystal Dimistrescu was superb.
@distortedquantity466911 ай бұрын
Lady Demitrescu: I fear no man, but that thing it scares me.
@moslappa3 жыл бұрын
His little “hi’s” 😭
@Game_ON_RS3 жыл бұрын
CRAZY MEME REVIEW >> Resident Evil Village MEMEtrescu
@10-nova Жыл бұрын
"Hi....hello..."💀💀
@mellooii3 жыл бұрын
LD: literally cuts hand Mark: mmm yea thats my wound hand
@laurinha28923 жыл бұрын
She's testing his limits, just the way he likes it lmao
@mellooii3 жыл бұрын
@@laurinha2892 plsss this reply is funnier than my comment 😭😭😭
@IceCrystalWolf Жыл бұрын
Get yourself someone who _respects_ you as much as Mark _respects_ Lady Dimitrescu
@naokotokomado9069 Жыл бұрын
Dimitrescu coming closer to him made of him opera singer. 6:35
@dabdabthethird24103 жыл бұрын
I just realised that when hisenburg says “lycans and gentlemen” that’s actually... right
@cx.ohnokiiii75013 жыл бұрын
?
@dabdabthethird24103 жыл бұрын
@@cx.ohnokiiii7501 if you read the lore you see that vampire lady (can’t spell her name sorry) turns women into the lycans that you see. The men have their blood drained and made into wine
@donflamingo56853 жыл бұрын
@@dabdabthethird2410 her women are made into the ghouls. It's the women's blood that's made into the wine. As she uses her own castle maidens as a form of punishment.
@donflamingo56853 жыл бұрын
@@dabdabthethird2410 tho she still does use men of course. But it's called maiden's blood for a reason.
@dabdabthethird24103 жыл бұрын
@@donflamingo5685 true but it also mentions that the women turn into lycans too (also my bad on the wine thing got confused)
@X0x0yanna3 жыл бұрын
His simp meeter went from 10 to 10,0000
@osirisjojo68763 жыл бұрын
My god. It's over 9000?
@liz89863 жыл бұрын
Respectable.
@bluebunanimates65903 жыл бұрын
"Male voices get deeper when they're attracted to someone" Mark's voice when he sees her: 📉
@Ollie_Apollo2 жыл бұрын
The "you like mushrooms? I'm pretty much mostly fungus" just got me lmaooo
@Baileyduncan993 ай бұрын
*THE POWER* hahahaha!!
@meunomeegama41053 жыл бұрын
mark: ya like mushrooms? because I'm pretty much just fungus
@cringegamerbeep4363 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@lumiauroras67413 жыл бұрын
What a fungi
@callmejohn55953 жыл бұрын
I read this as soon as he said it
@kassgilbert39223 жыл бұрын
He called it.
@aaastooges3 жыл бұрын
I cant at mark giggling like a girl when being chased by her. Its like the scene in the dramas when the couple is chasing each other on the beach.
@demonprincess96808 ай бұрын
I love the perfect comedic timing of "I'm not sure that was Lady Dimitriscu" to "Here's her crystalized corpse"
@oren13053 ай бұрын
3:17 "Haha, now the shoes on the other foot!", says Mark, as Erhan is strung up, lol.