Markiplier simping respectfully for Lady Dimitrescu for 9 minutes straight/Resident Evil

[@aksy1430555]

"Yes mother. Yes mother. YES MOTHER."

[@spacerabb1t553]

Yes mommy 🤤

[@orangelake2268]

@@spacerabb1t553 *wut*

[@spacerabb1t553]

@@orangelake2268 👀

[@Marzzasrss]

@@spacerabb1t553 down bad

[@spacerabb1t553]

@@Marzzasrss im a degenerate ik 😔

[@randomguy1050]

Lady D: *Turns into dragon* Mark: *stills simping*

[@hopper6094]

Lmbo

[@spinejackel]

a man of fine taste

[@ZimothydaAlien]

Dragons are my fav animal.

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

I was expecting him to still simp then and oh boy i was so correct

[@ducestat06savage99]

@@spinejackel the crisp kind 🐉

[@highwind9984]

Mother Miranda, I must... Mark: I MUST PROTEST!!!

[@ghostly8846]

WE ALL MUST PROTEST!

[@FayBelleRose233]

To be fair he was saying what gamers were thinking at the time.

[@monadobo4033]

Mark: heisenberg is not my type! Give me to lady dimitrescu and she will make sure that im ready

[@elainazimmerman5105]

You are so kind to me daughters Mark: 😍 hi Now let's take a look at him Mark: just look at me🥰

[@LISTENFNFANDDANCE]

Should be she says "OBJECTION"

[@waffles658]

He really said “I love a woman who will actually just kill me”

[@mariogirl8100]

So... He's a guy who likes Yanderes? Or Mayaderes?

[@tojienjoyer]

he wants the full on watermelon-in-the-thighs carnage

[@Shadowcub69]

@@tojienjoyer Well that's the way I'd like to go.

[@macgyver42563]

And he claims he's *not* a masochist.

[@lizzie_is_alive9056]

I mean… Who doesn’t?

[@stonysheep4364]

Lady D: "I see you've escaped my brother." Markiplier: "Yeah, he seems like a nice, chill dude." Lady D: "I hate my brother." Markiplier: "He's a dick. I never liked him."

[@cantthinkofaname2078]

How has no one ever replied to this gem? 😂😂

[@Scp3393]

Damn he switched up quick didn't he?

[@zocoool8161]

Daughters in the back: SIMP!

[@ILoveAnime10]

truly a simping

[@fangirl3323]

Stamp?

[@kurrrwaboyyt4699]

5:08 "... Because i will hunt you and I WILL BREAK YOU! Mark: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

[@victoriabelatti7141]

"Das sum respectable power"

[@mohdz7310]

(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

[@bluebunanimates6590]

That's some ✨bottom energy✨ right there

[@gazingth3horizon949]

Mark: Jokes on you, I'm into that shit.

[@VBessence]

That emoticon is spot on...made me spit my tea out

[@Weirdgirl213]

Mark carrying around her crystallized remains has the same energy as a widow carrying their spouse’s ashes.

[@SamStanell]

Kratos in God of war 4

[@daniellebuchanan4864]

Mary Shelly and her husbands heart vibe

[@grease839]

best comment.

[@neeltjeschmidt]

I laughed at this 😂😂

[@gabrielcosta2986]

@@SamStanell Kratos in all his games actually lol

[@lamoexxc9130]

Even when she turns into a dragon monster he still simps. He even still puts her (or at least her crystalized body) in every episode even after she dies (or at least on vacation as mark says)

[@Shadowcub69]

I have to think vacation or I'd cry about it. DLC come on and fix this!

[@serpentenya]

I refused to sell any of her remains and items until the end of the game for max upgrades, she’s with me always 🥺

[@WorrizEcko]

Someone’s gonna draw him simping for her like they did to Bonnie in fnaf *shivers*

[@shushles]

mark is a monster fucker?!? 😱😭 i'm sorry lmao

[@BirdWord03]

@@WorrizEcko I still don’t understand why ppl used to ship Mark with a fucking animatronic

[@chargerman440]

Lady D: “The entire blood line of House Dimitrescu undone by the likes of you?!” Mark: “Well, I’d be happy to help you rebuild the bloodline, if you know what I mean.”

[@RBLX_Player]

AYO

[@shadowleaper1479]

Mark would happily carry her children

[@darlenebuck431]

well he's in for disappointment when he finds out she's not into men.

[@joshuabachan2406]

@@darlenebuck431D:

[@itsmikeyplayz27]

💀​@@shadowleaper1479

[@MorriganReads]

You know, Mark’s more respectful about this then I was. In the demo, when she killed me, I just reflexively said “Mommy.”

[@shizenkv]

same, my first reaction to the trailer when seeing her claws was "damn, she ever get freaky with those things?" 💀💀

[@ponkun1649]

down bad

[@Paidnotspaid420]

@@ponkun1649 oh dont act like you didnt

[@user.LCW01]

Same That scene with her daughters going "yes mother", I just instinctively said "Yes mommy"

[@lunathecat4318]

@@Paidnotspaid420 I didn't, honestly she was terrifying

[@nnsrhmdn]

i admire and respect his constant simping even when carries her around as a crystal, calling her remains as "babe" and takes her out whenever he sees dimitrescu castle from far away and says "babe look it's your castle!"

[@juleshomevideos6535]

It's almost like she's still here with us

[@awildkiru]

@@juleshomevideos6535 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Vivster-]

Now Because of one of the new videos he also showed her a really pretty cave.:)

[@beancate]

@@juleshomevideos6535 hWHAHAHSHS

[@funkiebutch9690]

You know what, when you put it that way it sounds so romantic. but kinda creepy lol.

[@barbfizzle]

“I don’t know why she’s so mad at me. I’ve been nothing but respectful to her.” Probably has something to do with the fact that he killed her daughters...

[@finzix15ri83]

A slight possibility

[@zucchi6148]

that's a maybe, just a bit of a possibility but most likely not

[@CutiePieSweetz]

Maybe it's all the broken pots too?

[@LadyAbsolution]

His step-daughters 😏

[@aeontheyearningyouth2934]

But that was out of self-defense.

[@cursednapmiuq2571]

Mark's wide a$$ grin everytime Lady Dimitrescu comes in is so infectious I can't- 😭✌

[@karlahernandez7607]

😂😂😂

[@yorzie2872]

Lmao i just noticed that

[@xxcringeycookiezxx3441]

Fr

[@redwitch12]

His little "hi" gets me every time

[@qum3325]

She looks like rose from titanic

[@italucenaz]

I love when you sell her crystal for the Duke and he says "oh, Lady Dimitrescu, beautiful even in death, and that waistline... yes", showing that the player is not the only person that simps for her

[@ms.pirate]

Bets on that being added dialog after the trailer came out!

[@crash-testproductions9341]

She's the only woman duke's sized.

[@Anthonymous]

Gotta love how the creation of Lady Dimistrescu has single handedly changed (or at the very least greatly impacted) the beauty standard and awakened a lot of deep feelings and fetishes into people

[@browntownsound]

been at the peak of the woman shaped summit for a while now. I didn't need this game to awaken anything 😏

[@hanshi3831]

@@browntownsound lol 😂

[@CAL112100]

This has been a standard of beauty since Sir Mixalot.

[@potatospeedwagon3994]

​@@CAL112100 Maybe, but I don't think "tall" was part of it.

[@DMp-xp6mj]

​@@potatospeedwagon3994Nah tall was always a sign of beauty for women. Most of the pageants winners are tall women, models are tall and women use heels to appear taller.

[@mrskull3478]

What made me laugh tho was when he said "i don't think that was Lady Dimitrescu" and then the game was like "are you sure about that" and brings up Crystal Dimitrescu

[@Jelloitsme]

And the sound effect that came with the crystal pop up made it better lmao

[@dodobird7274]

That part kills me everytime XD

[@tereza1959]

The comedic timing was perfect

[@invisiblevampire]

Me and my little brother watched that scene and just died of laughter

[@cara_macchi]

Lady D: dies Mark: I'm not sure if that was Lady Dimitrescu Item: *Crystal Dimitrescu* Mark: * dies of laughter *

[@minaminastheanimationfan7909]

You’re laughing, Mark, you just killed the love of your life and you’re laughing.

[@456rakki]

@@minaminastheanimationfan7909 I think he's in denial

[@Slappap]

She respected him so much that before she went on vacation she left him a gift.

[@Dustin_MLG]

TimeStamp please Thanks?.

[@minaminastheanimationfan7909]

@@Dustin_MLG 8:08

[@batnick4998]

4:12 can you imagine you’re in your room and you look out the window and see mark smiling saying “hi”.

[@ladymantis]

It’s not giving me creepy peeping Tom vibes tho. Because Mark practically has hearts in his eyeballs. Lmao

[@hypno9874]

HES SO CREEPY LOL (Just saying that cause he’s funny)

[@mariaf.1732]

Honestly, the hype for The Lady (powerful and big women) is making me feel so good about myself. It's always made me feel less feminine to be as tall or taller than the men around me. I've always felt like an ogre. The Lady really demonstrates that beauty is subjective and highlights the power in confidence and owning your strength.

[@screamindog8772]

okay this is so late, but fellow girl talking, never consider yourself less elegant or beautiful or anything from your height. tall girls are gorgeous af, and guys think so as well. like girl you got that royal elegance and models are often tall for a reason, you’re slaying

[@Charharr]

I wonder how often it's a case of 'the grass is always greener'. I always wanted to be tall, cursed how I couldn't bear wearing heels, wished I could've had a fraction of the presence I saw tall women have! The real goal is trying to learn how to appreciate ourselves, as is.

[@Da1337Man]

I went shopping today and i saw this lady, who i swear to god must have _atleast_ been over 7 ft. tall. Not only was she the tallest woman i have ever seen, i think she was the tallest person i've ever seen in my entire life, period. I never understood the hype for tall women until this day. Seeing it in person has awakened something in me i think. My god, now im imagining her wearing heels. Mark wasn't lying when he said its all about THE POWER.

[@Pluvillion]

My mother shares the same sentiment. She’s taller than both me and my brother by a small margin (she’s 6’5, I’m 6’0, my brother’s 5’8) and whenever we walk outside, she always snickers and jokingly kneels down because she hates the fact that she’s towering over us instead of vice-versa. Now Lady Alcina appeared in her newfeed (I shared a post about her one time) and she was wondering why she looked taller than everyone else’s. I told her everything about her lore and she was quite delighted about it. She hasn’t done that joke since then. In fact she’s even more pompous when walking out and would even tease both of us especially when she’s wearing heels. All it needs is that one person, huh?

[@shadow1150zz]

Ya know what's weird? I'm like the same height as Kevin Hart and yet, the high shelf is no challenge for me. I may be short but my arms are tall! Be like my arms and be grateful we can reach the high shelves! (I'm talking about confidence btw, but my arms are in fact long)

[@NeverWhorget]

I actually find Mark simping over Lady D really adorable and endearing. A balance of lust, infatuation and innocence

[@MyNameisMessenger]

Right? It’s kind of refreshing.

[@avacadotoast5571]

Honestly after witnessing the horrifying ways people thirst over Lady D I prefer instances of simping like this

[@gatorade5572]

i’m honestly confused on how it’s refreshing

[@RemiStarz26]

I mean he’s much more respectful and even shows her crystallized remains her own castle and says “Look babe is your castle! :D”

[@rockycuro7737]

He carries her crystalized remains around and calls her babe.

[@Chaos1336]

His play through is hilarious, he is gonna hang on to Crystal Dimitrescu for the whole game and it is just funny. He really loves her 😄

[@b47bobo99]

To quote the Duke. That waistline YES! 🤤

[@James42_]

No, it’s to increase his “power”

[@jorgeperez3227]

I sold her remains quick as fuck. But Markiplier was fucking hilarious

[@emptyricebowl]

He even puts her in every single thumbnail

[@wainach9518]

it isnt love. its the POWER

[@milkandcookies720]

other guys: simps because of Lady Dimitrescu's large features Mark: simps because of THE POWER

[@Dareuseguns]

Strong women are so pretty,,

[@zeghuy4082]

Like just mark say: "i like strong women"

[@SupBro-ww9go]

With me it's cos she's tall

[@harpseal9234]

Of course her assets are important too.. *...* ❤ 👍 *Oh LOVE her assets ...*

[@unslaadkrosis9435]

I love her vampireness

[@torakunoichi]

I love the little panicked giggle he does when she starts storming towards him

[@ladymantis]

Lol. Like, “No…stop…don’t…PUNISH me…”. 😉😏

[@Gemini053]

​@@ladymantis "Oh no! I seem to have tripped, torn off all of my clothes and fell in a very compromising position!" *gasp* "Whatever shall I do?~" XD Like, damn Mark you couldn't be more obvious.

[@delta9685]

Markiplier: It's not a sexual thing, it's about power. Also Markiplier: 1:46

[@vixzana]

What im sayinggg😭

[@kabutoyakushi9739]

Nobody: My mind reading this comment: "It's about drive, it's about power-"

[@Meimoons]

Did he stay hungry and devour?

[@guniverse.5847]

Put in the work, put in the hours?

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

I love how when she's sauntering towards him it genuinely takes him a moment to remember that he has to RUN.

[@kaseyh8904]

I've, like, read the word 'sauntered' in books before to describe humanoid monster characters. I always wondered to myself '...HOW exactly? How does that LOOK?' Because you can see it in footage of big cats, all graceful and elegant but also strong and dangerous, but I could never use my imagination enough to apply that to two-legged creatures. I thank you for this comment, Stranger. Because of you, I've realized that 'sauntering' is EXACTLY what Lady Dimitrescu does, and now I'll have a much clearer visual image in my head of when I read a character doing this.

[@ladymantis]

He’s all 🤤 lol

[@ladymantis]

And 😍😍😍😍

[@ILoveAnime10]

@@ladymantis hmm🤨🤨

[@ILoveAnime10]

Another good comment

[@apax2901]

2:39 Bela: Yes mother Cassandra: Yes mother Markiplier: Yes mother Fuck I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@hopper6094]

Lol

[@riel6639]

Here's ur 1k likes

[@hopper6094]

@@riel6639 your mum

[@bittercat5086]

Same🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheLemming1337]

Dimitrescu: what Markiplier: what

[@bellos7149]

Alternative title : *markiplier saying hi for 9 minutes straight*

[@Goldenalpaca2001]

@@aguy72674 u think u did something huh?

[@shadetee234]

Mark is really the embodiment of "Mommy! Sorry, mommy!" and masochism all combined in a tiny package

[@angelserenade]

I love that after he realized they had taken his items, including his Crystal Dimitrescu, in House Beneviento, he immediately forgets his mannequin-phobia

[@BonesAlexander]

Getting an achievement for carrying her remains to the end would be so funny.

[@Scottsshow]

It’s could be the simp achievement or something starting with an s

[@jcherrax]

Achievement unlocked the ultimate simp 100g

[@namjoonsbitch8943]

What if it said "Achievement Unlocked: Mommy issues" 😂😂 IDK about you but I'd be GONE

[@-Panna-]

Achievement Unlocked: "As you wish, Mother." 😂

[@thefinalfrontear]

Achievement Unlocked: “Ultimate Respect”

[@kayleehammersley7805]

Mark: kills her daughter "I don't know why she hates me I've been nothing but respectful to her"

[@eldritchabomination9726]

To be fair, he didn't disrespect her, just her daughters

[@kayleehammersley7805]

True

[@mistress1623]

Lmao r/niceguys (mark edition)

[@raelynm3902]

To be fair, my husband had a very similar reaction. Only his was along the lines of 'I know she is mad I killed her old daughters, but it's okay. We can have NEW ones. Less crazy ones."

[@calmv3587]

why did this comment turned into a serious topic...

[@youthisreadwrong2274]

He’s the only one that I’ve seen so far that was still simping when she became that dragon, man’s got my respect ✊🏼 Edit: I guess i was wrong 😏

[@minaminastheanimationfan7909]

I don’t blame him, that’s an awesome and creepy looking dragon.

[@theinquisitorisamage1653]

There's also Nikki from Girls Play - she went nuts when Lady D turned into that dragon.

[@forturet4115]

Pewds said "ngl im still into it"

[@haruokinawa4965]

Yassss tho I simp for her even when she turned into a dragon I love momma 😀🤠

[@Slappap]

I've seen one other haha

[@honeybee8299]

Lady Dimitrescu : *exists* Markiplier : its about drive *its about power* we stay hungry we devour

[@theodorito1478]

1:42 Miranda: "Remember from whence you came" Mark: "I'll remember from whence i come- came"

[@qwer58j]

Mark: "I'm not sure if that was Lady Dimitrescu." Capcom slaps him in the face with her crystal corpse.

[@ryanm.8720]

Guess they were tired of people thinking that Wesker survived his death scene in RE5 (Wesker's PSA on the pandemic notwithstanding), so they made sure that the new villain had a 0% chance of surviving her demise.

[@qwer58j]

@@ryanm.8720 But lets not forget that there is a big plot point in RE Village about the sci-fi whatever having the power to resurrect people. Such as the daughter of the main villain and the protagonist.

[@pokemonsonicgirl123]

@@ryanm.8720 Wait, hold on, Wesker made a PSA on the pandemic?

[@Schnipps]

It was such perfect timing on that

[@mellennia9]

DC douglas did as wesker. Shit was funny ​@@pokemonsonicgirl123

[@hilariously_dum]

“I’ll remember whence I come- *came* “ Nice save, but next time do it before you say the full word.

[@izzymypickle663]

LMAO😭

[@Clearskies3848]

Lol I don’t get it. All he did was say it in past tense after realising he said it wrong 🤣

[@louvju]

@@Clearskies3848 . . . nobody tell them

[@mashedpotato8070]

@@Clearskies3848 LOL poor innocent child

[@vienandreitenorio1130]

Oh sweetie

[@sedlyholmes3722]

If you guys don't know, he's not selling the dimitrescu crystal lol

[@Yelloowwwwreddd]

Really? Throughout the game?

[@kiitokurosaki8473]

@@Yelloowwwwreddd yupp lol

[@zhonglis5699]

@@Yelloowwwwreddd its always in his thumbnail ever since he got it lmao

[@YourIngrownToenail]

@@zhonglis5699 PLS YOU'RE RIGHT!! 😭😭 I watch Jack's game play so I didn't know

[@boop9430]

@@zhonglis5699 lmao I didn’t even notice it until I saw your comment and went back and looked 😂 oh my, it is in every thumbnail

[@nerdywolverine8640]

His smug ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) after she threatened to hunt and break him and him saying "i dont think that was really Lady Dimitrescue" and immediately getting her crystal remains will never not be hilarious to me

[@Dario_Salvi]

"You don't train the neck muscles to actually look up for you very much, so I'm happy to be able to provide the excercise". That line is great

[@Egan-pop]

😂 Not the only exercise he's willing to provide

[@sinnabon1]

7:30 "bones, flesh, i will devour all of you!" Mark: *literally swoons*

[@jameswent48]

Meanwhile.. Mark looks at Amy: *wishes he can leave her for a real woman*

[@anothergg2692]

@@jameswent48 Thats extreme

[@Trigger__Happy]

@@jameswent48 Yea you wish you could get any woman that you don’t have to pay hourly

[@skyserythedope3452]

6:41 Mark casually becomes opera singer

[@tashinhasan6869]

hahahahaha

[@lemonsandwifi8030]

at 6:28 too haha

[@TheRGLDragneelArchives]

More like he becomes Jontron screaming

[@LordVader1094]

@@lemonsandwifi8030 6:27*

[@lemonsandwifi8030]

@@LordVader1094 oops yeah you're right lol, my bad

[@prettyspectrum6371]

Lady Demitrescu: manhandles Ethan aggressively, smacks him on the ground three times, threatens to hunt and break him Mark : owo *happy masochist noises* "That's some respectful power right there"

[@eldritchabomination9726]

"I just wanna see how much my body can take"

[@violetmagic13]

happy masochist noises 😭😭

[@ifeeldeadinsideD2]

Me when heisenberg forces me to sit hurt me make me feel all the pain

[@janavkumar9808]

Pain and lady DOMitresque, Mark's two favourite things

[@billyconnolli8224]

*respectable, not respectful.

[@KamiMalzahn]

7:03 Mark coming face to face with her ass was funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Egan-pop]

He respects the power of the butt!

[@EliteY33t2]

"you like mushrooms, im pretty much mostly fungus" 3:07 little did mark know how right he actually would be

[@kuntjo5592]

Mark: "I'm sure that's not the last time we see Lady Dimitrescu" Narrator voice: *That was the last time we see of Lady Dimitrescu*

[@bachelorchownowwithflavor3712]

I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.

[@NfamousKayeGames]

He looked genuinely heartbroken for a split second then tried to convince himself she wasn’t dead 😭 🤣

[@Popgurliess]

​@@NfamousKayeGames "c-come on,she's gotta come back at some point,more sexy than ever,right?.....right?....RIGHT?!"

[@jettthewolf887]

I read this in Ron Howard's voice like from Arrested Development.

[@sinnabon1]

"that's some power i can respect" TRANSLATION: *im so turned on rn punish me big lady*

[@bluebunanimates6590]

Dimitrescu: ...because I will find you, *AND I WILL BREAK YOU!!* Mark: °v° don't threaten me with a good time

[@sinnabon1]

@@bluebunanimates6590 🤣🤣👌👌

[@Hesitant_Weevil]

Mark is all like *“Mmmm yes step on me Lady Dimitrescu”*

[@Choshako]

Mark: *It's not a sexual thing, it's about power.* Me: Sure, just like you're not a masochist, you just want to "test your limits." Sure thing, Mark. 😏

[@hopper6094]

😏

[@bluebunanimates6590]

Dimitrescu: ..because I will find you, and I'll break you!! Mark: 😏

[@hopper6094]

@@bluebunanimates6590 lol

[@Hesitant_Weevil]

Yuuuup there it isssss The truth

[@anoushkasingh2080]

*I am your 1000th like*

[@batgvtss]

His lil grin at 5:15 is golden

[@acecorazón]

"this is not a sexual thing, it's about power." mark, you are clowning yourself😭😂

[@bayporwave5328]

I love how right after defeating her Mark went straight into denial that she was completely dead.

[@hellopumpkin86]

Acceptance is the first stage to healing. Mark never got there.

[@willmiester4051]

@@hellopumpkin86 I thought denial was the first stage and acceptance was the last.

[@hellopumpkin86]

@@willmiester4051 Well, techinically, yes, but acknowledging the problem and accepting it is the only way a person can begin being willing to do something about it! lol

[@SUNF4LL]

Lady D: *tries to kill Markiplier * Markiplier: *opera singer skills activated * Edit: how did this get so many likes-

[@idothehustletoomuch9431]

OMGSHSJSJHSHSJS

[@eveelee4152]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂this comment

[@FrankKitteh]

After having the song from cs_italy stuck in my head all night, yes, that sounds like a good tenor.

[@jasmine0exe24]

LMFAOO I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@hasna2012]

Gotta impress her

[@WolfQueenLydia]

"You like mushrooms? I'm mostly fungus." People who know the ending: "Wait, how did you know?"

[@BossMr51]

Mark is equal parts insane equal parts lovable genius Im honestly scared a5 some of the things hes just..kinda guessed onto. Its insane

[@Khann_2102]

Hasn't it been implied since RE7?

[@megsmacgregs320]

I mean, it was pretty obvious. We knew he got infected in 7 and we never saw him get cured.

[@kiritoxyronie2841]

Its in the bathroom at the beginning of the game at release ...It was somehow removed soon after

[@uyeah1234]

Literally anyone with common sense knew he was infected in the first hour of re 7. Mark guessed this way back in re 7 too also.

[@leefelix0325]

Mark is really sending us masochist and submissive energy while playing this. What a legend.

[@Some_Shmuck]

Markiplier is the ONLY person who can make simping look cool

[@Egan-pop]

Mark drinks his respect women juice daily

[@raylopez9217]

You missed when he's walking on the forest before getting to the village and he's saying he hopes to find a huge castle that feels like a big hug, with tall hallways, big door and huge knockers...on them lol

[@TriqqyTones]

Mark: idk why she's mad with me Also Mark: -murders her 3 children, steals her childrens remains and sells it to a fat guy with no shoes, steals her wine and other properties- " no clue why she's upset at all, i've been respectful"

[@shakespeareangentleman]

"fat guy with no shoes" TOOK ME OUT 💀

[@user.LCW01]

Please it's 3 am and I am dying laughing over the "fat guy with no shoes" bit 😭

[@TheKnifeRaven]

This has no right being so funny.

[@friskflowerfell9689]

HELP THE "fat guy with no shoes" MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD, I’M SORRY

[@Soldierofdoom444]

RE8 True Ending: Mia: "Ethan, why did you bring that weird statue home?" Ethan: "You wouldn't understand, Mia...you wouldn't understand..."

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

For a minute there, I forgot the in game character was named Ethan, and I thought you meant Ethan Nestor 🤣

[@jeannataliesantiago8828]

Bruh u forgot ethan is dead eh but i laugh tho😂😂😂

[@Khann_2102]

@@jeannataliesantiago8828well there's a chance that he's still around but... It's not likely

[@flying_Night_slasher]

@@Khann_2102 what about Ethan's model found in the end cutscene with grown up Rose?

[@italucenaz]

@@Khann_2102 no, because of the weakening of the fungus, he was about to die, and also lost all abilities of regeneration, his arn just fell off after that

[@shapeshiftinghorsejisung3335]

Lady D: clearly wants to beat the shit out of Ethan for killing her daughters and property Mark: *IT'S ABOUT DRIVE IT'S ABOUT POWER*

[@Rainbow61610]

WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR

[@codex8074]

5:53 caveman discovers fire

[@NafizGames22]

OOGA!BOOGA!OOGA!BOOGA!

[@humanperson6495]

Honestly, I think the scariest monster is Ethan, imagine being an all powerful vampire, and no matter how many zombie thing attack him, no matter how many times his left hand is mangled, he keeps coming for you.

[@collig62pg3d5]

@Bunbunfam He is filled with DETERMINATION

[@shakespeareangentleman]

Fr he has killed things twice his size in their full form

[@chupirusi]

Dude I wanna upvote this so bad but we’re on youtube

[@GengUpinIpin]

De ol' reliable *_C H E M J U I C E_*

[@Cr1msnF4dger]

That was until that bitch Miranda ripped his heart out and his body started to fall apart

[@2l84me8]

Vampires women are supposed to turn mortal men into vampires as well, not simps.

[@mrcakeday1439]

Who said she only turns men into simps?

[@fattinuggies3571]

@@mrcakeday1439 fax brother

[@LordVader1094]

What's the difference?

[@sup7499]

@@mrcakeday1439 *cough cough* I’m gay *COUGH COUGH*

[@mrcakeday1439]

@@sup7499 I’m gay to. Happy pride month dear Soup.

[@andrewwilliams1857]

5:13 Lady Dimitrescu: "I will break you!" Markiplier:😍🙃🤪

[@laurinha2892]

"Please do"

[@anothergg2692]

@@laurinha2892 "mommy🤤"

[@robertcortez4956]

“I wouldn’t mind!”

[@The_Republic_of_Ireland]

6:41 Mark turning his respect session for Lady D into a romantic tragedy opera

[@OddNess9339]

The best part about this whole playthrough is that Mark kept Lady Dimitrescu's crystal bust for the ENTIRE game, he never sold it.

[@cringegamerbeep436]

Can we address how mark seemingly knew ethan was made of mold when he said "you like mushrooms im mostly fungus" like excuse me mark what how did you at this current point know thst information

[@Spartain14]

It's been a popular theory for a while now. Implied even in 7 how Ethan takes so much damage.

[@lazydog223]

I was honestly surprised that was the twist in this game, my brain was like “but I thought everyone knew he was mold in 7” guess it made that conclusion on its own

[@nocap20]

Its actually not a conclussion at all, we clearly see ethan getting infected in RE7 and never get cured or Something, its pure logic

[@lazydog223]

@@nocap20 I agree with you

[@Scarlettt343]

He did that with FNAF too lol

[@stxrstruck6755]

Lady D: “AND I WILL BREAK YOU.” Mark: “😏” Us: “😳😏”

[@theshape3318]

Me: “🤨😳😏🥴”

[@jonathanjackson4136]

5:15

[@Xenorvya]

For me specifically, it's 😐

[@Xenorvya]

@@goti4no820 Apply that to yourself, no one asked you either. Specially after 7 months.

[@johncarlofernandez2698]

Lady D: turns into a dragon Jacksepticeye: *visible disgust* Mark: 😍

[@thearcanamodernau8130]

Monsterfucker Mark 100% canon

[@falconeshield]

It's about the POWER

[@justyoureverydaymysophobe8840]

I love how, in most of the games he plays, Mark is always yelling at the people chasing him and being generally disrespectful, but when it comes to Lady Dimitrescu, he's even polite as she tries to kill him. Example: 6:39

[@melissamonsivais6707]

Mark: "so special" "yes, mother" I die every time 🤣🤣🤣

[@aaastooges]

I cant at mark giggling like a girl when being chased by her. Its like the scene in the dramas when the couple is chasing each other on the beach.

[@dimitristsekeris1821]

Lady: Cuts his hand Mark: Wow!

[@mellooii]

LD: literally cuts hand Mark: mmm yea thats my wound hand

[@laurinha2892]

She's testing his limits, just the way he likes it lmao

[@mellooii]

@@laurinha2892 plsss this reply is funnier than my comment 😭😭😭

[@ImAPotato-]

She was supposed to be a villain but instead everyone fell in love *everyone*

[@Kwipper]

That look Mark does at 5:14 is perfect.

[@j-j8984]

I think we should start a petition for the developers to have a gamemode were your lady D and you just have to endure Mark rambling for like two hours while you're stuck as a crystal

[@KrakenSea13]

ABSOLUTELY YES

[@zeearts9484]

That would be amazing

[@dabdabthethird2410]

I just realised that when hisenburg says “lycans and gentlemen” that’s actually... right

[@cx.ohnokiiii7501]

?

[@dabdabthethird2410]

@@cx.ohnokiiii7501 if you read the lore you see that vampire lady (can’t spell her name sorry) turns women into the lycans that you see. The men have their blood drained and made into wine

[@donflamingo5685]

@@dabdabthethird2410 her women are made into the ghouls. It's the women's blood that's made into the wine. As she uses her own castle maidens as a form of punishment.

[@donflamingo5685]

@@dabdabthethird2410 tho she still does use men of course. But it's called maiden's blood for a reason.

[@dabdabthethird2410]

@@donflamingo5685 true but it also mentions that the women turn into lycans too (also my bad on the wine thing got confused)

[@moslappa]

His little “hi’s” 😭

[@Game_ON_RS]

CRAZY MEME REVIEW >> Resident Evil Village MEMEtrescu

[@10-nova]

"Hi....hello..."💀💀

[@oren1305]

3:17 "Haha, now the shoes on the other foot!", says Mark, as Erhan is strung up, lol.

[@distortedquantity4669]

Lady Demitrescu: I fear no man, but that thing it scares me.

[@quieteyes307]

His face when she said “and I will break youuuu!” Was so priceless 😂😂😂

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Something was hard and I’m not just talking game difficulty

[@CaLypSO4456]

@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin NOOOOOO

[@markjustinbultron7371]

Something is rising, and it ain't the Shield Hero

[@nurseaylla]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he’s simping hard, it’s so funny to watch

[@amarikristopher8409]

I made the same face at the time he did it 😭

[@meunomeegama4105]

mark: ya like mushrooms? because I'm pretty much just fungus

[@cringegamerbeep436]

Ikr

[@lumiauroras6741]

What a fungi

[@callmejohn5595]

I read this as soon as he said it

[@kassgilbert3922]

He called it.

[@jonnoob1707]

The bow tie was a nice touch

[@coriweaver4343]

I love that Mark can just respect the crap out of even monster Demistrescu. Such a gentleman

[@alialkhafaji6149]

can't believe it's already been a whole year since he played that game. time flys

[@ASSASSIN19923]

this is best parody ever kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXqafHudhqeXp8U 🤣🤣

[@ayushsbhatt6145]

"Oh yeah ROSE... Rose my daughter. Almost forgot about her" got me😂😂

[@SL33PY_MONK3Y]

His simp meeter went from 10 to 10,0000

[@osirisjojo6876]

My god. It's over 9000?

[@liz8986]

Respectable.

[@bluebunanimates6590]

"Male voices get deeper when they're attracted to someone" Mark's voice when he sees her: 📉

[@DRJY-fe5hs]

8:10 He just laughed to forget the pain...

[@TomatoSauce2010]

Bro smiles at her like a 3 year old getting some goldfish

[@justkay233]

this entire video is just "mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry" incarnate

[@MaxineInYourWifi]

The daughters of dimitrescu: “yes mother” Markiplier: “yes mother”

[@DoctorTex]

Ethan Winters: *Gets brutally smashed to the ground and falls through multiple stories** Mark: YOU GO GIRL!

[@tonkotsuramen8453]

Lady D: Hang him up Daughter: Yes mother. Daughter: Yes mother. Daughter: Yes mother. Mark: *Yes mother.*

[@Scottsshow]

Mommy would fit better for Mark

[@anothergg2692]

@@Scottsshow I think Mark was thinking that while said so

[@o0Avalon0o]

Favorite part 🤣

[@Lele_555]

you mean mommy

[@minecraftweeeweeweeb8695]

Her: What? Mark: What?

[@cjbaker520]

"Everything in life is about sex, except for sex. Sex is all about power."

[@Scottsshow]

And making tiny humans

[@beafbuger]

i see that reference

[@ΙωάνναΛ-κ8ο]

That's Called rape...

[@cjbaker520]

@@ΙωάνναΛ-κ8ο i was thinking power as in S&M... S&M is completely consensual (yes, someone can rape someone in all sexual situations) but I want to point out something. Sex is always consensual. There is no such thing as non consensual sex. That is just called rape. If I say sex, I mean fully consensual sex. If I say rape, it means rape. Power in sex is not rape, it is just kinky.

[@MineKurtMininer]

THE POWER

[@sudharsanrj4165]

6:26 the way Mark actually sang orchestra in his mouth symbolizes the true to Lady D's POWER

[@sudharsanrj4165]

even at 6:40 lol

[@15Anime4Ever15]

lol mark's face during the scene where she's smashing ethan thru the floor is one of a man who's decidedly trying NOT to reveal how turned on he is in that moment

[@concept5631]

Timestamp?

[@loserlmao6800]

@@concept56314:45

[@concept5631]

@@loserlmao6800 thanks

[@sleepdeprivedfox9086]

The disappointment on his eyes on 8:02 while seeing Lady D die. Lmao

[@laurinha2892]

And then the denial lmao

[@Znijik]

Mark: I think it's pronounced Dee-mee-tre-scu. Me: No, Dommy-tresk sounds more fitting.

[@markbriones6308]

Who is at your avatar?

[@Znijik]

@@markbriones6308 Being perfectly honest, I don't know. Just saw that the bags under her eyes were GUCCI, and thought how much it perfectly represents me.

[@Duhgel]

Markplier is right [ coming from a Romanian native here ]

[@mime514]

@@Duhgel yup, same here

[@mime514]

I think they were going for Dumitrescu instead of Dimitrescu, but still, the pronunciation is all over the place and i'm so proud that Mark got it right ;)

[@ariesarchdemon]

Mark going “That’s not Lady Dimitrescu” followed by collecting the Crystal Dimitrescu is the exact same energy as Arin Hanson in BOTW going “That’s not Ganon” followed immediately by the Calamity Ganon title card appearing on screen

[@juscallmeollie]

The "you like mushrooms? I'm pretty much mostly fungus" just got me lmaooo

[@greninjastorm6734]

Tall Lady: **speaking** Mark: **big ass grin**